That tramp, Lindsey Graham, tried to seduce me, until Mother put her foot down. Be gone, Jezebel!
Let's be pages from Mike Pence's book, So Help Me God!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 22, 2022 12:25 AM |
Jesus was the best fuck I ever had. What he did to my hole? Only the devil could understand.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 14, 2022 10:54 PM |
I don't care if Trump tried to kill me, he's still my daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 14, 2022 11:04 PM |
I was preyed upon by Priests from an early age. They privately called me Prance and would pick me up after school. Other boys noticed and taunted me with derisive 'sucking sounds'. Little did they know I was already a pass-around bottom...
It was then that I developed a disturbing lifelong pattern of being brainwashed and used by powerful men.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 14, 2022 11:27 PM |
Mother and I keep our love life steaming hot by having sex once every two years.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 14, 2022 11:57 PM |
Rob Reiner tweeted:
It took 2 years for brown nosing Mike Pence to acknowledge that his pathetic sycophancy was met with his boss’s desire to see him hanged. We can’t wait any longer to see that boss be Criminally Indicted.
10:23 AM · Nov 14, 2022 ·Twitter for iPhone
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 15, 2022 3:51 PM |
I used to be straight....then I met David Muir
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 15, 2022 4:53 PM |
The Jesus referred to in R1's post is pronounced "Hay-sus" - the Puerto Rican gardener who regularly ravaged said hole... Jesus never went to confession about it because confession is only for the truly repentant and he enjoyed ravaging.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 15, 2022 4:57 PM |
Trump tried to kill me but I still service him nightly
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 15, 2022 6:30 PM |
Webster's has decided to put Pence's picture next to the definition of "groveling weasel."
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 15, 2022 6:33 PM |
Miss Lindsey isn’t paying any attention to Pence nowadays. She’s all enthralled with Herschel Walker. Daddy Trump ordered it
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 22, 2022 12:19 AM |