Lardos 34: Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi, Greaseball Niko and their crazed superfan

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

I'm really struggling here, how can the crazed superfan afford to follow these lard buckets around Europe all the time and buy druggie Hograns merchandise?

Hogran’s merch is expensive and so is travelling. What does Gemma do to have so much money so she can afford everything? And her eating habits must cost a fortune to her too!

She's given up her fancy London degree and is working as an old people's nurse in Helsinki full time. Probably spends her days changing incontinence pads and giving out medications.

'I'm really struggling here, how can the crazed superfan afford to follow these lard buckets around Europe all the time and buy druggie Hograns merchandise?'

Gemma the glutton lives at home so doesn't pay any rent.

R4 Is that really what she wants to do with her life?

Gemma the Glutton 😂 Does her mother provide her with food too? She probably eats takeaway food almost every day. And I imagine she loves snacking on something every half an hour.

More pizza!

No wonder Fataldi thinks Niall has a decent sized cock, he probably can't see his own hidden in all his blubber.

Definitely! His belly is so huge so I am sure he can’t see it.

I love R1! I don't give a fuck about the rest of this mess.

Breaking News

Gemma has moved into a flat with some other Blind Channel groupies!

Gemma: The past few days have been so good! had a little housewarming party with our bc group and it was so much fun! We baked brownies too and they were so good.

Oh no! Are the other Blind Channel groupies fat too? Gemma just had to mention that she baked brownies as well. Is that household going to be yet another takeaway central like the one she had in London?

So she gave up on her fancy London degree to stay working as an old people's nurse in Helsinki and live in a flat with a bunch of Blind Channel groupies. What a disaster her life is.

I wonder what happened and why she ended up that way?

Gemma: i got the chocolate bar advent calendar bc it was -50% and i am so happy i wanted it but didn’t wanna spend so much on it. this was such a good deal and i also influenced all my coworkers to buy them advent calendars . it was so funny when everyone came back to the office with these 😭😭

Of course Gainer Gemma wanted to get the advent calendar with the most calories. So she will be eating chocolate bars every day this month and at the end of the month she will have a massive Christmas meal waiting for her. She needs help.

She also said she made all of her co-workers buy that fattening advent calendar. She is making everyone around her fat too.

She is incorrigible! A bar of chocolate a day on top of everything else she eats.

She certainly makes the Hog seem healthy, even with all his vices.

And she eats! That chocolate bar a day is probably not the only sweet treat she will be having every day. I can imagine she will eat other desserts and snacks throughout the day too. Her eating habits are so unhealthy.

Gemma got mad that anon called Niall ‘Guinness Niall’.

Why did she get mad? That's a polite way of describing him.

She is so weird. There was no need to get mad. She gets annoyed at the smallest things and starts raging. Maybe the snow is annoying her and she gets mad about everything.

Helsinki must be a depressing place to live in the winter. I think the sun is only in the sky for four hours a day, maybe less. London would have been a lot more fun.

Only four hours! How do the people of Helsinki live without the sun? I just noticed that all the pictures she posted are very dark too.

Finland is close to the land of the midnight sun. Up there near the Arctic Circle.

So the Arctic Circle goes through Finland. Gemma must love the darkness. I don’t know any other reason why she would like to live in such a dark country. Super depressing. She is probably depressed and eats more just so she can feel something.

Oh my God! Here she goes again.

So embarrassing that she still rambles on about his wobbly beer gut.

All those fat suicidal goths in Finland like Niko are a product of the endless dark nights.

Do you think she’ll ever stop talking about Niall’s belly?

Yes, R30. Probably a lot of Finnish people are overweight too because they get so depressed and eat to feel better. Niko is a prime example of a fat suicidal goth.

I am having a hard time to understand why Gemma likes Fat Niko. He is ugly, fat and depressed. Who would ever want a man like that.

I think it's sad when a mentally ill person on drugs talks to themselves and goes around calling people fat.

The psychotic homophobic ableist whore stalker that is KGT will be doxxed if she keeps fucking with people and stinking up DL with her smelly cunt flaps.

Nialls at the World Darts at the Ally Pally tonight. He'll be slaughtered on beer, he'll have no shame hanging outside puffing away despite it being -5 in London tonight and freezing cold.

He’ll drink gallons and he will eat heaps of greasy fast food too. Will definitely go home a pound or two heavier. Gemma is probably super proud of him.

Darts is probably the closest to a sport Niall can play with his lifestyle. Most darts players smoke and drink too much. Can't see Niall running around playing football again.

Niall is so lazy he wouldn’t play football! He will choose lazy sports that don’t require any effort.

Look the two fatties are kissing here and Fataldi’s HUGE belly is on display too. Gemma is very happy.

Forgot the link. So here it is.

I'm sure Fataldi isn't the only guy Niall has kissed. What's the difference between a straight man and a gay one, 6 pints of Guiness...

Lewis Fataldi’s belly in that video is so huge. He is only getting bigger. Looks so miserable.

So butterballs seems to be spending next summer performing at loads of festivals. Always loads of booze and drugs at these events, he'll be in heaven.

and super greasy festival food.

I wonder how many turkeys Niall managed to eat, plus how many cigarettes he smoked and pints of Guiness he downed yesterday?

He ate at least two! And plenty of Guinness.

Gemma had a massive meal too.

The prime time was the longest it’s ever been! Over a month.

I am paying the $1.99 a month now and suggest others do the same if they want these threads to survive. I was in Prime Time for almost two months with no end in sight!

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Gemma has moved into a one bedroom flat and is celebrating with cheese & wine feasts. She was asked what her favourite thing was and replied 'my little biscuits' !

Niall has a single coming out on 17 Feb and is trying to drum up interest for it on tiktok but is getting hate for looking 50 with a huge belly.

I am paying it too.

Of course Gemma celebrates with cheese and wine. Those two are a calorific combination, but Gemma probably thinks that’s what her body needs. Her favourite thing is biscuits? That does not surprise anyone. But I don’t understand why she is telling that to everyone?

Niall’s single is not going to do well if that’s the kind of feedback he is getting. I went to see some of the Tiktok’s and the song doesn’t even sound good. Only a few people find him attractive with that huge belly of his.

Tiktok is run by kpop stans and they love skinny, hard bodied idols like Jungkook so to them Niall is out of shape and doughy.

Gemma was also asked whether she was working in design or nursing and of course she's settled for the latter, after all those years of getting an expensive education at a London university! What a waste of money. She didn't even graduate.

Niall is pretty doughy and his bellly is huge.

Gemma is a huge failure. I can’t believe she didn’t even graduate and is now working as a nurse. How does she have the energy though? She is overweight so I bet she gets out of breath easily.

Lots of nurses are overweight these days.

That is so dangerous. Would think nurses are the ones who know how bad excess weight is for you! Bet Gemma eats a lot more than she burns calories even though her job is probably pretty physical. I wonder if she still eats plenty of takeaways.

Video of Fataldi exposing his giant belly to fans at his concert. Gemma is excited!

Omg, I think he gained weight! His belly is MASSIVE! Why is he showing it off. I am laughing at Gemma. She said she is LIVING for that dough ball. She probably would love to see all of her idols doing that on stage.

Those trousers are way too small. He has a huge muffin top.

Pizza and ice cream! Gemma has been feasting. Is anyone surprised?

That long description she gave of the ice cream! Obsessed.

Niall has a new album called The Show out on June 9th.

It sounds like she gets somehow turned on describing that fattening ice cream. She definitely is obsessed. Is she ever going to be able to stop those unhealthy eating habits? Does she even want to?

Niall’s ‘The Show’ looks bad. He chose a terrible picture for the cover. The whole theme looks childish with those colours. Hilarious.

Gemma is mad she is getting anon hate. But it’s all her own fault!

Niall’s face looks super round in that Late Late Show photo she posted. He is so chunky.

Niall's publicity pics for this new album are so edited. They've slimmed his balloon face big time.

I didn’t realise they edited his face. He looks bad either way. But his face is definitely round and bloated all the time.

He is so GROSS! And of course Gemma relates to that post.

Urgh, always talking about the delights of junk food.

Of course Hogran's hangover cure is to spend all day soaking up grease.

Yucky! How can he eat three takeaways in one day? Does he not feel ill? He loves the calories.

New pic of Niall and his face is enormously fat.

His face is so fat! Look at those saggy hamster cheeks. And people think he is attractive? It looks like his face is kind of lumpy too.

Niall should get on Ozempic like Liam Payne.

What does it do?

It's a diabetes drug which also causes weight loss.

All of these lardos should be on it then. I wonder if they have considered that at all?

Fat Gemma is following Lard Channel around the world again and eating burgers and junk food.

Not again! She's just getting fatter and fatter. Never mentions any kind of girlfriend of boyfriend. Is she asexual?

Why does she always eat burgers and fries everywhere she goes?

I wonder how much weight she’s piled on the past few years. She seems to be eating constantly. Burgers and fries seem to be her favourite food. She always has a burger on her plate. It’s weird she only chooses unhealthy foods to eat.

Maybe she is asexual? Has she ever mentioned anyone? She just likes these fat celebrities.

Does anyone even want to date someone as fat and unhealthy as her?

She's getting defensive.

‘Because I like them’?! That doesn’t mean she has to eat them every day. Does she not understand how unhealthy that is? I like pizza too but I would never eat it every day nor even every week. She is hilarious how she is always defending her right to gorge on food. I can’t believe she even posted a new picture of burgers too. She doesn’t think that’s embarrassing?

Gemma is posting so many pictures of Niko and co. eating fattening meals! All of them look overweight except the second guy.

Fatty Gemma is here again. Sounds like EXTRA LARGE sized clothes are starting to get too tight for her.

She is HUGE! Only 5ft tall and probably needing XXL soon.

Niall played the White House, looking like a dough ball.

She is absolutely massive! She thinks the sizing is wrong when in reality she is just gaining weight. How is she not worried about the fact she will have to wear XXL soon. I just checked that Niall Hogran merch goes up to that size and after that nothing. She is soon too fat for her favourite hog’s fan products.

I didn’t see many pictures of Niall’s White House performance but I imagine he was bright pink in the face and puffy cheeked.