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Gay Comedian Matteo Lane

Funny 😆

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by Anonymousreply 109December 1, 2022 2:55 PM

DL's Matteo Lane Stan.

Dedicated clown. 🤡

by Anonymousreply 1November 13, 2022 12:43 PM

He’s a cutie

by Anonymousreply 2November 13, 2022 12:47 PM

Sweet guy

by Anonymousreply 3November 13, 2022 12:48 PM

He's not funny.

by Anonymousreply 4November 13, 2022 1:04 PM

He always has sweaty pits because he wears shirts too tightly.

by Anonymousreply 5November 13, 2022 1:09 PM

Why do people think he's so funny? He's okay, but it's not like I'm rolling on the floor in fits of laughter.

by Anonymousreply 6November 13, 2022 1:15 PM

Thanks for sharing this clip, Matteo!

by Anonymousreply 7November 13, 2022 1:15 PM

R6, because you have different humor

by Anonymousreply 8November 13, 2022 1:38 PM

R8 that is the way comedy works, duh. He has a VERY limited range and equally limited fan base. Also all his comedy that is based on snarking on what average folks like, falls flat, because he is not a cultivated person. And it's repetitive. He seems to have a middling IQ and not much of a general education.

by Anonymousreply 9November 13, 2022 2:55 PM

Post an example of your type of comedy

by Anonymousreply 10November 13, 2022 3:20 PM

I swear his audiences are all straight. No gay I know has ever heard of him.

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by Anonymousreply 11November 17, 2022 5:14 PM

Who? And where was the “funny”?

by Anonymousreply 12November 17, 2022 5:17 PM

He stole his routine from every bitchy Yassss Kween who goes out to clubs every Friday night. His routine felt homophobic.

He’s one of those lowest common denominator queens, who has to degrade the masculinity of any gay man and suggest he is a feather boa-wearing parTy bottom who loves Ariana Grande. He’s the reason we’ll never have #gayboss campaigns to encourage gays to be CEOs. He’s a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 13November 17, 2022 5:21 PM

Cool graphic Ts and you ever heard of anti-perspirant? You’re a fucking bitch and no one thinks your “comedy” is funny.

by Anonymousreply 14November 17, 2022 5:23 PM

I don't find his material funny. And he needs to get rid of the mustache, it's stupid.

by Anonymousreply 15November 17, 2022 5:25 PM

The "versatile really means bottom" joke is so cutting-edge.

by Anonymousreply 16November 17, 2022 5:26 PM

His comedy routine would pair well with a basic bitch drag show, since only Fraus would be entertained by either.

by Anonymousreply 17November 17, 2022 5:28 PM

He just confirms what his straight audiences think: that gays are bitchy, silly, and rather humorless -- and they only talk about themselves.

by Anonymousreply 18November 17, 2022 5:28 PM

He talks on interesting, potentially funny points like a “co-worker who makes everything you do about you being gay”, then he can’t land the delivery. That’s his M.O. interesting setup then he kills the joke midway or at the punchline. He stews on every joke too long in an egotistical “aren’t I so smart?” kind of way.

by Anonymousreply 19November 17, 2022 5:32 PM

Are you taking notes, Matteo?

by Anonymousreply 20November 17, 2022 5:32 PM


Probably harvesting threads for material.

by Anonymousreply 21November 17, 2022 5:33 PM

Your mistake was you made the thread about you. If the material was actually funny it could have stood alone as the subject and you would have received praise and attention as a byproduct, but you’re just coasting off being the “bitchy gay comedian” that Fraus love… we’ll, at least “like”. Doing the same routine you did in high school to entertain the cunts you hung out with.

by Anonymousreply 22November 17, 2022 5:36 PM

Odd...Matteo Lane has been popping up on my YouTube feed in the past few weeks, he's hot and sexy, delicious body, love his honest open face, I find him very funny cute sexy, great easygoing conversational vibe, wonderful to watch and listen to, I think I'm in Love with him... :-)

by Anonymousreply 23November 17, 2022 6:01 PM

Matteo Lane is funnier than Joan River, George Carlin, Kathy Griffin and Lenny Bruce combined. A real legend.

by Anonymousreply 24November 17, 2022 6:06 PM

I'm R9. The gist for me is that he's not creative enough to be a professional comedian. It's all lowest hanging fruit with this guy. He might be a funny guy over a cocktail. But many people expect more from a professional entertainer. WHO IS GETTING PAID. I find him delicious looking and would be happy to fuck him. I'm too old for that to be viable.

But pay 20 bucks or 50 bucks or 100 bucks to watch his standup? Will he do it in the nude and present hole and a cum shot?

I think his tall skinny pale friend in some of his videos has more comedic potential. And still not much.

by Anonymousreply 25November 17, 2022 6:12 PM

Love him

by Anonymousreply 26November 17, 2022 6:18 PM

[quote]But pay 20 bucks or 50 bucks or 100 bucks to watch his standup? Will he do it in the nude and present hole and a cum shot?

I would totally do that for Anthony Jeselnik.

by Anonymousreply 27November 17, 2022 6:30 PM

He’s really not funny. If he wasn’t cute, he wouldn’t have a career.

That said, he’s pleasing to look at. If he just wouldn’t speak or move about, I would be into him.

by Anonymousreply 28November 17, 2022 6:46 PM

He doesn't have a career, R28.

by Anonymousreply 29November 17, 2022 7:59 PM

Someone needs to inform him TGTF isn’t a comedic style

by Anonymousreply 30November 17, 2022 8:14 PM

I am shocked! A comedian who is not for everyone. Never heard of that.

by Anonymousreply 31November 17, 2022 8:31 PM

R31 have we found anyone he was for yet?

by Anonymousreply 32November 17, 2022 9:02 PM

Do we know - is he heavily hung?

by Anonymousreply 33November 17, 2022 9:37 PM

Matteo and his team are working the DL so hard. He's just trying to channel Joan Rivers, it's cute, but Comunity college prom night level stand-up.. His best efforts are the pasta cooking clips on YT, and he should stick to that, they're cool. Also, he's very cute, but you just know he smells nasty

by Anonymousreply 34November 17, 2022 10:34 PM

R33, no, and he's a total bttm

by Anonymousreply 35November 17, 2022 10:34 PM

My asshole is so dry, that when I take a bath the water goes whoooosh!

by Anonymousreply 36November 17, 2022 11:01 PM

Some of my favorite total bottoms are horse hung.

by Anonymousreply 37November 17, 2022 11:02 PM

" can we talk ?" " Am I right ? " "it's gonna be that kind of evening, we're going to prentend that.[insert]... are. [insert]...."

by Anonymousreply 38November 17, 2022 11:04 PM

Any nudes yet? Big dick?

by Anonymousreply 39November 17, 2022 11:08 PM

“You ever notice that……?”

“What’s the deal with…….?”

by Anonymousreply 40November 17, 2022 11:09 PM

Paul Lynda for today? Can’t we move beyond?

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by Anonymousreply 42November 17, 2022 11:14 PM

I think he's cute and sexy. His comedy seems kind of lazy, since he is overly reliant on audience interactions, but he gets the job done by being consistently entertaining. And yes, it's obviously for straight white women, not gay men. But I would rather go to a Matteo show than sit through anything with that awful Mario Cantone.

by Anonymousreply 43November 17, 2022 11:23 PM

I think he’s funny in what I’ve seen 🤷🏼‍♂️ I’ve passed some clips around to friends.

I don’t find his man on the street bits funny, though. Very weak observational humor. He’s no Coco Peru at COST PLUS WORLD MARKET.

Wish he’d ditch the mustache.

by Anonymousreply 44November 17, 2022 11:29 PM

Coco Peru is hysterical. I love her videos where she goes to Target, Whole Foods, etc.

by Anonymousreply 45November 17, 2022 11:30 PM

I find Mario Cantone's character more strictly realized, arch, with satisfying wells of fury and passion. Matteo is blasé.

by Anonymousreply 46November 17, 2022 11:34 PM

Are there cock and ass pics?

by Anonymousreply 47November 17, 2022 11:45 PM

He needs to slow down a little. The jokes are fairly amusing, but he acts like he took snorted coke before going onstage.

by Anonymousreply 48November 17, 2022 11:50 PM

Does anyone know the other guy in this pic with Matteo?

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by Anonymousreply 49November 17, 2022 11:51 PM

He's cute, funny and successful, so naturally DL hates him.

by Anonymousreply 50November 17, 2022 11:55 PM

R50 now you’re a comedian

by Anonymousreply 51November 17, 2022 11:59 PM

How do they get such huge arms

by Anonymousreply 52November 18, 2022 12:04 AM

I don't have much in common with him because I'm 49 and not a scene queen, but he is still witty and entertaining. I like the cooking segments he does on his IG.

by Anonymousreply 53November 18, 2022 12:18 AM

R49 that’s Instagram ho Max Emerson.

I like Matteo. He is funny to me, especially his Liza impersonation.

by Anonymousreply 54November 18, 2022 1:01 AM

No this is fucking unfunny homophobic BULLSHIT. He is being a clown for the the entertainment of straight people. Normal adjusted real gay men don't act like this dumb cunt whose simply validated the HOMOPHOBIC straight public.

And I'm fucking sick of the instant bottom jokes when a gay man says he is genuinely versatile. This total top and total bottom game that keeps getting pushed as if genuinely versatile gay men don't exist, shows exactly how fucking low IQ and self-loathing so many of these "gay" comedians are.

I'm a genuinely versatile 100% gold star gay man and always have been, and most guys I've had sex with are genuinely versatile.

by Anonymousreply 55November 18, 2022 1:09 AM

His special was supposed to air on YouTube last night, but it was postponed until tomorrow…why?

by Anonymousreply 56November 21, 2022 2:49 PM

I don't think he's terrible, but he's not that funny either. His humour is just a bit too obvious.

by Anonymousreply 57November 21, 2022 3:01 PM

Because of the shooting in Colorado, R56.

by Anonymousreply 58November 21, 2022 3:26 PM

The YouTube algorithm keeps throwing his videos at me, so I've watched a bit of his act. He has a weird habit of cutting himself off mid-sentence to deliver a laugh line. It throws off the rhythm of his set. Otherwise, I've done a lot of nodding and smiling at his material, but no actual laughs as of yet.

He's quite handsome and very fit, but I see from R49's photo he suffers from the heartbreak of tinynip. Thoughts and prayers.

by Anonymousreply 59November 21, 2022 3:51 PM

Why does the wiki say birth name Matthew and not Matteo?

by Anonymousreply 60November 21, 2022 4:09 PM


by Anonymousreply 61November 21, 2022 4:47 PM

He's got MAJOR gay drawl.

by Anonymousreply 62November 21, 2022 4:49 PM

R60 because of the psychiatric or emotional issues of the subject

See wiki: Hilaria Baldwin

by Anonymousreply 63November 21, 2022 4:58 PM

R58, that makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 64November 21, 2022 6:13 PM

Someone here must have had him.

How big? Cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 65November 21, 2022 7:21 PM

He confesses to being a bottom.

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by Anonymousreply 66November 22, 2022 6:44 PM

Like there was some mystery of some sort.

by Anonymousreply 67November 22, 2022 6:54 PM

Few comedians are actually funny.

by Anonymousreply 68November 22, 2022 11:04 PM

He's bearable in most of this set, but he's a DL "Oh, dear" at 34:14 in this video.

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by Anonymousreply 69November 23, 2022 12:22 AM

It was okay. But I was expecting more.

by Anonymousreply 70November 23, 2022 2:35 AM

^ said everyone who’s seen his “comedy”

Front line service members face the prospect of death all the time, but not like that.

by Anonymousreply 71November 23, 2022 4:11 AM

Comedy is hugely subjective so....one person's funny ain't necessarily someone else's brand of funny.

I think he's modestly amusing...he has a schtick as the "bitchy fun gay". He definitely owes a lot of his success to the fact he's cute.

His career is growing. He came to Seattle early this year and played 4 sold out shows at a small venue (100 seats) and he's coming back in February with 4 shows at a 700 seat venue.

I think he plays to a similar crowd as most name brand drag queens. Maybe about half gay and half straights who now love gay culture.

by Anonymousreply 72November 23, 2022 4:51 AM

I don't begrudge him success. Maybe he can get a TV show and some good writers and good co-stars. He needs SUPPORT.

by Anonymousreply 73November 23, 2022 11:24 AM

He needs a cash vehicle because he's no spring chicken at 36. He won't be adorable at 45 but he'll still be fuckable if he stays fit.

by Anonymousreply 74November 23, 2022 11:26 AM

She's not groundbreaking. Funny enough for me, though.

by Anonymousreply 75November 23, 2022 11:41 AM

I can't work out if he thinks the moustache looks good, or if he's got it to be 'ironic' in a funny way, while also knowing it makes him stand out.

It doesn't look good (in my opinion), but I can tell who he is when the YouTube algorithm also recommends him to me.

by Anonymousreply 76November 23, 2022 4:26 PM

I like him, but maybe he should spellcheck the text before he adds it to his videos.

by Anonymousreply 77November 23, 2022 9:35 PM

l like this bro

by Anonymousreply 78November 23, 2022 9:53 PM

I suggest a collab with Rhyheim Shabazz to increase his visibility.

by Anonymousreply 79November 24, 2022 1:13 AM

The mustache is hot.

by Anonymousreply 80November 24, 2022 1:52 AM

I like the guy. As is. No changes.

by Anonymousreply 81November 24, 2022 2:04 AM

He would be a sequin purse without a mustache. As it is, he’s a sequin purse with facial hair. But at least he can try to pass as a masculine male…until he speaks and moves.

by Anonymousreply 82November 24, 2022 2:05 AM

R82, I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

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by Anonymousreply 83November 24, 2022 2:37 AM

He’s fine as he is…

by Anonymousreply 84November 24, 2022 2:57 AM

I don't get the "ohmigod he's so gay!" comments.

He's gay. And, he's a performer.

Should he be "straight acting" and boring?

by Anonymousreply 85November 24, 2022 7:58 AM

I watched more of his very special episode and I enjoyed it. My tip for Matteo is to get some better writers that can craft some comedy bits that are longer than 30 seconds ... in other words, create some stories that lead to a destination. And also, make better use of your underutilized talent as an amazing singer. What a voice!

by Anonymousreply 86November 25, 2022 10:02 PM

Sing it bro

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by Anonymousreply 87November 27, 2022 9:32 PM

All these threads are started by Matthew "matteo" Lane, right ?

by Anonymousreply 88November 27, 2022 9:50 PM

I’m wondering if he’s spreading himself too thin…comedy, singing and painting, even cooking. Should he be focusing on one thing?

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by Anonymousreply 90November 28, 2022 12:31 AM

The more I see of him in videos in which he is not on stage and being himself, the more I like him. His voice is a dime a dozen in Manhattan piano bars....LOUD, usually on key, mechanical vibrato, no color or warmth.

by Anonymousreply 91November 28, 2022 1:09 PM

"Mandy" (NBC)- New this Fall, Matteo Lane plays a Chicago comic struggling to make it in the Big Apple. He can get by with a little help from his friends: roommates Chaco and Yugi (Nico Santos and Jake Choi) and bff Lizzi (Nikki Blonsky) who is also a Server at Eating Out. But he can always count on his wheelchair-bound mama (Liza Minnelli)- a former Broadway star- for moral support. Directed by Robby Benson.

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by Anonymousreply 92November 28, 2022 4:59 PM

He merely seems just like a guy who's a funny friend - not funny enough to be an actual comedian.

by Anonymousreply 93November 28, 2022 5:01 PM

R88 The majority certainly are

by Anonymousreply 94November 28, 2022 5:01 PM

R85 reasonably masculine ≠ boring straight. It just means you don’t wear a man suit and it’s a teacup poodle inside operating the levers.

by Anonymousreply 95November 28, 2022 5:08 PM

He's nice enough but can't act, can't sing, and not very funny. cooking segments are enjoyable.

by Anonymousreply 96November 28, 2022 9:40 PM

He can sing

by Anonymousreply 97November 28, 2022 9:41 PM

badly. So that doesn't count

by Anonymousreply 98November 28, 2022 9:43 PM

^ he [italic]can[/italic] but not very well and he shouldn’t.

Is he trying to be a singer now since the comedy thing isn’t gonna go far?

by Anonymousreply 99November 28, 2022 9:43 PM

exactly, it's not because you can, that you should. His singing is like nails on a chalkboard, only louder

by Anonymousreply 100November 28, 2022 9:44 PM

He’s a Renaissance man.

by Anonymousreply 101November 29, 2022 8:01 PM

He would be a fun lover but only on the condition he was deeply in love. If he were just having some fun he would be a handful and a nuisance.

by Anonymousreply 102November 30, 2022 1:54 AM

[quote]I think his tall skinny pale friend in some of his videos has more comedic potential. And still not much.

Are you high? His friend is a lot worse in terms of bitchy NY queen stereotype than what people here are accusing Matteo of. If anything his cliche queen jokes are rubbing off on Matteo ruining any sense of originality. His friend is riding his coat tails because Matteo likes him and he thinks he's about hit it big time in the main stream world. If Matteo was smart he would chill a bit with that friendship. Start hanging out with real comedians to pick up some pro tips instead of central casting city queens.

by Anonymousreply 103December 1, 2022 9:09 AM

He is cute. But not my type. The guy who is always single and talking about it. He is the Andy Cohen of comedy = manless.

by Anonymousreply 104December 1, 2022 9:11 AM

For what little I’ve seen of him and his fawning associations professionally, he strikes me as superbly shallow and not especially gifted of thought or talent. He presents as one of those peculiar animals who desires Albert Schweitzer meets Jamie Dimon, but a 10, and he can’t compete at that level and would scarcely ever find himself in the same company, though they exist.

He’s a mediocre AAA right fielder who wants to sniff around the Yankees phenom who moonlights as a model. The girl’s dreaming.

by Anonymousreply 105December 1, 2022 9:30 AM

Andy Cohen is not funny though, and way more obsessed with himself. At least Matteo seems like a guy who might be one of my funny friends like when I go out drinking or something. Andy seems like a corporate dick who stabs you in the back with a smile on his face. Plus Andy is a total kiss ass to all the straight woman he is getting rich off of. At least Matteo roasts straight white woman and their obnoxious behavior after one glass of wine. Time someone calls them out for this. The last time I went to dinner the table across the room full of woman was so loud I thought I was in an honest to god hen house.

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by Anonymousreply 107December 1, 2022 10:49 AM

I like Matteo.

I think his detractors are more jealous than anything else.

by Anonymousreply 108December 1, 2022 2:39 PM

His snatch is nice and tight

by Anonymousreply 109December 1, 2022 2:55 PM
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