Tiffany Trump Marries Michael Boulos at Mar-a-Lago

Why does Trump look like an Oomp Loompa?

Well this looks tacky like a rural town carnival.

What color is the bridal gown?

R2 I’ve never seen a floor like that in a rural town carnival. The floor looks beautiful

Marla looks great.

And he’s a REAL billionaire, right?

Trumpty Dumpty has WHITE hair now?

How did she fix her face and have it settle so quickly?

Gotta say, Marla looks fucking fantastic.

Tiff and Baron look a teensy-weensy bit alike.

The lower part of the face, perhaps?

Trump looks much less orange, and shorter, no way he’s 6’ 2”, or whatever he claims. He should just stay down there in his little kingdom, and leave us all alone.

Trump looks like a corpse he must be dead inside after his horrible losses on Tuesday.

omg she had more plastic surg than tom cruise..... is he really gay???

Did Melania skip it?

Is it Michael Booblay?

Never seen Tiffany look better.

[quote] Boulos, the son of a wealthy family with businesses in Nigeria, proposed to Tiffany in January 2021.

Is he a Nigerian prince?

The flowers looks like colored popcorn

There are white-adjacent Nigerians.

Eric has the pallor of a cryptkeeper and Donnie Jr has Meth Face. Barron looks surprisingly OK.

god her face is hit by skillet huh......yikes.....he crawls into bed with that ??

They are Lebanese who live and do business in Nigeria.

Why was Tiffania wearing white to her wedding, like she was a virgin lol.

[quote] The flowers looks like colored popcorn

Colored people have their own popcorn? Is it black?

He's Lebanese and French

Are those the pop-in teeth Trump is wearing? Sure looks like it OP!

Yes, he is Lebanese. Why his family is in Nigeria, I’m sure you know why.

Props to Tiff and Mikey, they starved themselves down to a normal weight. Oddly none of the weight came off her face though.

In any event, the countdown is on to see how long it takes for them to balloon again, post nuptials.

[quote] They are Lebanese who live and do business in Nigeria.

Like Jean?

Lebanese? Lebanese?

She was his least favorite kid because she was "fat" and he didn't want to be photographed with her

She looks like she lost a lot of weight, though

[quote]Yes, he is Lebanese. Why his family is in Nigeria, I’m sure you know why.

Do tell!

Barron looks good.

Was Mel a no-show?

I'll be nice and say she looks less like a Margaret Keane painting than she ever has. Baby steps, my dear.

His mom is the head of some performing arts society in Lagos

[quote] They are Lebanese who live and do business in Nigeria.

Slavery; lots of Arabs are still into it.

Marla looks good. Wonder how it feels for a daughter to be less attractive than her 60 year old mother.

Disgusting pigs.

Oui, Libanais imbéciles!

Merde

If Marla is good-looking, why isn't Tiffs?

[quote]Slavery; lots of Arabs are still into it.

Here we go with the racist bullshit. Cunt, have you ever seen the people who work at slaughterhouses in this country or the fields or make the garbage in your house? All slavery.

WTF is the obsession on here with just attacking people once you know they're not white?

R31 I think it had a lot to do with her mom too. She’s always been the one ex he truly couldn’t stand.

R41 you failed biology, huh?

Tiffany had that weird set of veneers. I wonder if they printed the wedding programs on the back of top secret classified documents.

R42 my Arab friends say they are white you racist cunt.

I don’t know Arabs who say “I’m white”.

R47 doesn't know any Arabs.

Trump looks old at R2. I bet Melania would gladly trade places with Marla.

I’m the 4 sizes Tiffany lost to fit into that gown. Gone but not forgotten. I’ll be back, with a bunch of my friends soon, bitches.

Good God, did ahe have her whole face rebuilt or is this a Madonna photo filter?

R48 I’m born and raised in Brooklyn, NY. I know many. And none of them say “I’m white”. And never have.

Tiffany has lost a whole lot of weight. I wonder how she did it?

Marla does look great but her dress is kind of bizarre

R51 Yeah, Tiff looks like a whole different person. What work has she had done for her big day, DL?

is that REALLY Tiff in the photo in OP's post? She looks MUCH prettier than in some of her other photos - where she looks like a doofus.

[quote]What work has she had done for her big day, DL?

Doesn't matter.

Because until they figure it out, medical science has yet to create a human baby that has its parents' plastic surgery "After" photos.

See also: Trump, Barron, and the Bruce-Demi girls

It's refreshing to see a bridal gown with actual sleeves.

She looked lovely.

I think Tiffany looks lovely. I'm happy for her.

But - well, it's probably me being too jaded - but it's weird that's in in the top picture, she's leaning in towards Donald and not her husband.

And she looks miserable standing by her mother.

Hope it doesn't mean anything. You'll never be his fave, Tiff, and consider yourself lucky. Get away from dad and stay away - let the elder three put up with that monster. (I have a feeling Barron's been raised by Melania and her parents because Donald has little to gain from spending time with the youngest one)

She’s leaning into her father because he is the one who has his hand on her back, not her husband.

In all the pictures I’ve seen of then she’s leaning away. They seem disconnected for a couple about to be married.

Did all the vendors insist on being paid ahead of time?

people managed to remind us tiffany was born a bastard:

“The couple's cake was modeled after Donald and Maples' custom, 7-foot-tall Sylvia Weinstock wedding cake, which Maples says Tiffany, who was a newborn at the time of the wedding, wanted to recreate.”

"Oh, come on, B. It's not incest if we're only half siblings."

Actually, Melania did the flowers, but they put her arrangements in a special closet, away from the guests.

That's Kardashian level plastic surgery.

I heard Donald’s father of the bride speech was lovely! 👰‍♀️ ❤️

“To the bride, my beautiful daughter, Stephanie”

(He’s hopeless without a body man)

I eat my words. She looks better than ever. They all still suck.

[quote]Never seen Tiffany look better.

That photo is photoshopped beyond recognizing her.

Jesus, that is God awful r2.

Is Marla the person in the lilac dress? Why's everyone swooning, then?, she's just an old broad.

Donald looks like the kind of parent who would say “See, aren’t you glad you lost the weight? You’re so much prettier” on your wedding day

[...]

So happy the Orange OopaLumpah can associate it with Dems taking control of the Senate on this day!

The photo of Donald and all his children together is hilarious. No one in that family knows how to pose properly. I see Ivanka brought her own wind fan.

WHORE Melania unsurprisingly wore white.

R2 what in the sweet name of Christ is going on there? The arbor was…pastel [italics]hydrangeas[/italics]?

Let me guess, the florist is from Pigeon Forge, TN

tiff looks great.

but her new eyes were created by photoshop, right?

Ivanka is really starting to look like hard plastic in the face.

Barron looks even more retarded than usual.

Tiff lost so much weight

Vanky Wurking her dress

Sisterly LUV

Oh Oh O-Zempic!

That's the new abuse for weight loss drug of choice.

She actually looks very nice. And it was really smart that she didn’t do any profile pictures.

Arabella the Tang poetry reciting little girl has grown up so much

Where's Kim???

Where is the Donald's right hand? Just sayin.

Tiffany is pretty in this particular photograph. Must be airbrushed because Donald Dump looks alive, too.

Is Tiffany friends with Kerri Rawson(BTK killer's daughter).

Money can't buy everything.

All caps.

Mommy Dearest

They are all the same height.

Will she keep the weight off?

Flower Power

Floridian chic

Didn't Ivanka wear a sexy backless dress? Are you supposed to show up your baby sister, especially emphasizing how thin you are? Sheesh.

With a man, R73. And, Tiff-Tiff is already aware.

This is an arrangement, pure and simple.

Beautiful

So he can run for prez again? Wtf? Why is he still free?

Based on R99's picture, I assume Jane Krakowski will be playing Marla in the Datalounge Network production of TIFF! The Tiffany Trump Story.

TIFF! will star either Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan will be Tiff........

Based on the linked pic at OP, either Tiffany and Marla are both at least six feet tall or Trump is nowhere near his claimed 6ft 2in.

And the rube still can’t button up his fucking jacket.

Mikey during his London student days

WHO marries WHO, WHERE!?!?!?

Mikey’s family

Uncle Michel on the left is obviously gay

Uncle Michel @michelfboulos

The ugly children of obscene wealth.

At the rehearsal dinner

How do we commoners get Ozempic?

He’s cute, I’d totally fuck uncle Michael.

Can Tiffany close her mouth? Every photo I've seen of her her teeth are prominent.

Diabetes, R111.

So Tiffany said “I want a MILLION HYDRANGEAS at my wedding!”?

R7

DT's hair (what there is left of it) has been white for ages. Someone finally convinced him to give up that bottle and deal with the real.

Happens with many women and men who stubbornly cling to coloring their white hair despite fact they're fooling no one.

Neat

How Vi-vid, R117.

She still could stand to lose about 35lbs. She’s more fat than fit-fat.

R73 all husbands cheat. At least she bagged a guy with money.

The wedding photographer is the celebrated Phil Termajick of Studio CGI.

Most cleaned up well, but as for a certain someone, it’s impossible to get the stench off. For reasons well known to her!

Yes, Tiffi definitely got a subtle chin implant. Even with the weight loss it wouldn't have just emerged.

Beards are so aughts and teens. Millennials are turning 40 and getting gray- time to start shaving.

She starved herself, just he right amount, for pictures that only SHE will care about!!!

Now, if she's smart, she will start shopping for a divorce attorney! Forewarned is forearmed!

Oh, come on, r23. Even Melania wore white to her wedding, and she was an actual whore. And she even wore "off white" to Tiff's wedding.

What do you expect from this family?

As evidenced in so many of the photos, it was so nice to see so many guests and even members of the Trump family wearing blue out of respect for the mid term results!

In that pic of Trump with all his (known) offspring, why is Eric wearing white tie when ever other man is wearing black tie? And is Ivanka's dress Elie Saab too? Because it's awful.

Tiff's dress is pretty awful too, very Lebanese, wiith all that glitter. Marla's dress is good (and she wears it well), but nearly-strapless is in appropriate for a mother of the bride, IMO. But then, this is the Trump family we're talking about...

Barron apparently cleaned up surprisingly well -- or he was photoshopped by a true genius. Probably the latter.

How nice they all coincidentally picked the same designer. Nothing strange about that. No sir.

Another Trump event paid for with laundered Russian blood money.

Tiff is the daughter of a fascist would-be dictator who tried to overthrow the results of a democratic election. There’s something pretty revolting about the fact that People is reporting her nuptials as if this tacky extravaganza was nothing more than your average wedding by some trash celebrity family.

This 'celebration of marriage' needed to be ignored.

Baaaaaahahahaha — Those People photos are Filtered to hell and back.

Dump is 5’10” at best.

And yes I would the groom.

This is Tiffany at the rehearsal dinner, so yes, those wedding photos are filtered.

The Donald looks like a wax figure in excruciating pain.

Of course they're filtered R133.

Also - and this is probably going to come as a huge shock to you - the sky is blue.

Trump with his stupid MAGA "thumbs up" in every picture 🙄 Always campaigning and grifting. That's all he knows how to do

Girl still needs a chin...

Why isn't his hair orange?

I noticed in his campaign speeches he always wore a hat and would press it down sometimes to make sure it was on low.

I still want to know. Was it a cash bar?

^ Yes, the drinks were a $million each... Trump's gotta Trump 😏

People Magazine is solely a public relations instrument, r130.

They sell space to regular advertisers, too.

Whatever they print needs to be somewhat true, or difficult to prove false. That’s the bar.

Multiple people asked if they were filtered, r135.

Interesting that in photos, the bride and groom show little to no affection: no hand holdings, arms around each other or starry-looking into each other’s eyes.

The couple stand next to one another stiffly...and at times the bride leans away from the groom into other people.

Not sure what this is all about, but the body language between the two is shouting “Red Flags”.

The best observation.

The groom looks like a young Grandpa Munster. He and Tiff has such enormous round faces their kids are doomed I think.

For Tiffs face restructuring, she appears to have reset her eyes horizontally.

I guess her face was the “something borrowed”

I'm in the minority. I don't think Marla looked great at the wedding. Her hair style was not flattering and kind of sloppy. That style of dress (the ribbing or "bandage" or whatever it is called) is outdated and not elegant.

She did look good at the rehearsal.

Why would anyone willingly join that family?

She did look pretty. That's true, OP. She did look very pretty.

Trump's dentures are as white as the tenants in his apartment buildings.

R150 But his diapers are as brown as the impoverished families trapped in the Kushners' moldy, condemnable slum apartments.

Isn't the groom from one of those "shit-hole countries"?

Barron flashing a smile in that pic looks kind of interesting. (And kind of creepy as well.)

Maybe they've been fixing his medication for his sister's big day.

That's a really good pic of them at OP. Trump looks less fake, Marla aging well. Even the couple look less awful that in previous pics

Now that the Saudi money well has dried up, maybe Trump is selling the last daughter he has left to a Lebanese billionaire family just so that he has access to new Middle East funds.

Hence the lack of romance, R143. Just another transaction in a long line for this grifting family of fucks.

Was Kimberly Guilfoyle at the wedding? When will she and Donny tie the knot?

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Say what you want about the Trump family Tiffany does look beautiful in her beautiful bridal gown 👍👍

Tiffany looks like she's about 40 years old in OP's pic.

She looks so much better than she normally does.

She needs to take makeup lessons to reproduce these results.

Thank God she didn't wear one of these horrible sleeveless dresses but one with proper sleeves. Or perhaps she did intend to wear a sleevelees one but the gown's designer managed to talk her out of it. Anyway, she does look nice in her wedding dress, R158.

That said, you must be a MAGA maggot as nobody with a sane mind uses the MAGA double thumbs up emoj on the DL, so kindly fuck off, please.

These pics have been retouched.

No she doesn't R159. She looks very pretty and happy. I'll probably be sorry for defending her but, she does look so pretty and, happy.

So many posts are insisting she looks gorgeous.

I wonder whether people will take issue with Ellie Saab for doing custom dresses for them.

A lot of designers refused to dress any of them while cheeto was in office.

[quote] Barron looks even more retarded than usual.

Aww he’s really starting to resemble his dad. So sweet.

I'll dress them, R165!!! 😀

Call me, Tiff! 😀

Call me, Ivanka!!!! 😀😀😀

Call me, Marla!!!!! 😀😀😀😀😀

I think we have to as ourselves 😀 how are we presenting ourselves 😀 are we ASKING FOR IT? 😀😀 do we want to be RAPED? 😀 isn't that what we all REALLY WANT??? 😀😀😀😀😀😀

Let me design your life!!! 😀😀😀😀

Oh come on, R164, let's be fair, she does look good in her wedding dress. With Tiffy it's not that she looks gorgeous on a regular basis, so when she does look nice for a change, it's a pleasant surprise and needs to be appreciated.

Hmmmm, R166, obviously there are some of these terribly tenacious Trump genes visible, but I think face-wise he looks more like his maternal grandfather before he got old and fat.

He also resembles his half uncle a bit (not just re the height but also re the face). You know, the one Melania's dad sired out of wedlock.

Lots of Ozempic and facial Reconstruction on display. I love that Ivanka looks like shit, why’d she take her DDD bazoombas out I wonder?

[quote] Even Melania wore white to her wedding, and she was an actual whore

Visa say architect!

[quote] Even Melania wore white to her wedding, and she was an actual whore

THIS is what I am talking about! Typical liberal lie! Dress was NOT white. Dress was dirty white, I don't know how you say it. Some of dress was white, most of dress was like color of cum stains on sheets. And crystal represent fresh cum splatter. This is good marriage, good heterosex. Sex with lady models was no good. It was vice of past and I have shame. Good sex with the cum of billionaire man make family, best family, this was my BB dress, my BeBest dress made of cum on sheets, very symbolic.

Tiffany looks the best she possible could; we're looking at Peak Tiffany.

I have no doubt that, like most brides, she's been fasting for months, but, the inevitable pregnancy on her barrel-shaped waistline, will finish that off. A woman's body, no matter if she's Gisele Bundchen, or whoever, never goes back to what it was before it carried a pregnancy.

Wisely, for her gown, she chose a fuller line for the lower, longer, ballgown cut. It lends to the illusion that she has a waistline.

Yay! for sleeves.

A tacky, casual beach wedding, in hot weather, and when the bride is no older than her late 20s, is the only situation where sleeveless is OK on a wedding gown.

I am sick to death of seeing bare arms and/or strapless on brides. Even classic sheer is better than bare.

Marla Maples still is very pretty, but, speaking of bare arms, I agree with the poster upthread. Her gown looks a bit "Dynasty" dated, a look I'm a fan of, in the right circumstances, say, at a Dynasty watch party, but not here.

Laughing out loud at Melania. That bigoted, complicit bitch truly doesn't "really care".

I have to give it to her. She's a master of overt, and subtle shade, when it comes to her public garments. She knows perfectly well that the color of her dress comes close to breaking the "no wearing white except for the bride" rule.

She's announcing, stating her boundaries, and more-so everybody else's boundaries, to Maples, Tiffany, everybody, "Maga-Lardo is my realm and I'll damn well wear any color I feel like wearing."

Speaking of complicit bitches, I'm a sane American, so I loathe Ivanka. But she's tall, slim , but yet shapely, and with the right gown, she can look fantastic. She looks fantastic. And that color of her bride's maid gown is divine.

No, R94.

With Ozempic even Jessica Simpson has kept the weight off and she’s fighting set point and genetics. Tiffany has not always been chunky.

Lebanon has collapsed in just about every way: there’s no ME avenue for Trump to take there, R155. This was meant to be a symbiotic relationship where each family had a way out via the other side; the Boulos’ should have put the wedding date with enough of a buffer to pull out after the embarrassment of election night with some semblance of honor. Too late now.

Tiff’s in-laws will continue their business dealings in Nigeria for the foreseeable future. If they’re lucky, the incoming President will want to keep the gravy train going and let them continue to sponge off the nation.

But, like most Lebanese-Nigerians, they’re more likely to be run out of the country overnight with just the clothes on their backs if they anger the wrong person. New administration’s are notoriously fickle times for government “contractors”.

Because Zuhair Murad turned them down, R165. He’s an absolute doll: extremely talented, personable and makes you feel at ease.

There are only two designers used by wealthy Lebanese brides; if you don’t get a custom gown by one of them, you’re considered poor and unworthy of social recognition.

Seriously. Tears and rending of cloth has occurred when a bride can’t be accommodated.

Now I get the Europeans sentiment of American teeth- that's a whole lot of dentistry work in the whole group of blinding white chicklet teeth.

Trump used to be 6'2", but has probably shrunk 3"-4" inches at least- both of my parents have shrunk 4" by the time they hit their 70's.

Ignore the snark cause Tiffany was truely elegant and beautiful. Her dress was top shelf, simply magnificent and she didn't ruin the look with a lot of jewelry, just diamond and pearl earrings. Tiffany was a beautiful bride and her weight loss made her stunning. I wish years of happiness and love for the beautiful couple.

If Trump has shrunken by 3-4", then his wee shroomy willy has to be an innie by now.

Hi Tiff/r179!

R179 fuck off. This bitch was shilling for him in 2020. I’m convinced these pictures have been edited too. She’s a fat cow and will balloon to old self shortly.

Tifanny’s transformation is like the thug version of “Death Becomes Her.” With a similar happy ending?

Tiffany's treat, 2021: Mojitos and coconut shrimp.

Tiffany's treat, 2022: Diet Cokes and Ozempic.

Tell Tiffany's husband the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.. The Chalice from the palace has the brew that is true. Of course marrying into the Trump family poison is the the best choice

Where's Bethany? I have a roundtable with my lawyers in an hour.

Tiffany shilled POTUS Trump to "the Gays". She can go fuck herself because her husband likely has microdick.

I *loathe* hydrangeas.

She's her Daddy's child. She looks rested.

She stayed out of politics until the end, until the coup attempt. For some crazy reason, someone on Trump's campaign thought she appeals to gay and transgender people and she was deployed to be the uncharismatic replacement for disgraced Milo Yiannopoulos. She tried to trick gay idiots that Trump is good for gay people. She supported a traitorous attempt to overthrow the federal government. Why are so many people fawning over her just because she shit out 40 pounds of fat before her wedding?

R190 she really fucked herself over. Had she not done that campaigning at the end, people wouldn’t rightfully hate her so much now. Too bad too sad.

Marla Maples still works out religiously. And she started with a good foundation. She's also a total bimbo, so has no use for anything but what her body looks like.

[quote]Props to Tiff and Mikey, they starved themselves down to a normal weight. Oddly none of the weight came off her face though.

This is why there's a world-wide shortage of Ozempic, the weigh-loss drug that's also used by diabetics.

They look better than the Bidens. Or heaven forbid, those fugly ass Harris's.

The photographer is a wizard who used photo editing software to create a waistline and defined jawline for Tiff.

I'm satisfied the decor is deliciously and typically TACK EEEE.

I would be disappointed and surprised if these people produced a tasteful event for Tiff.

What Caucasian woman do you know of who looks attractive in that revolting lavender color of her MOB gown?

Marla is a knockout. I've run into her in real life. She's a 60 year old who looks 35. Thin and wears very little to no makeup...she was polite and friendly to the people who approached her. And to shopbottoms like me assigned to assist her, respectful. She astonished me.

Maybe a size two if not a size zero. Thin but not starving skinny.

Dumps genes are strong, Tiff doesn't possess her mothers good looks.

[quote]Or heaven forbid, those fugly ass Harris's.

Oh, DEAR.

Poor r194....*that's* the best ya got? So, what was Kim wearing...or rather barely wearing?

Good lord, I'm sorry I asked. Batwoman!!!

Was going to comment on that ridiculous thumbs up shit.

He looks retarded and ridiculous with that hand.

As if they told the special needs child to always have his thumb up for pictures.

What a fucking moron. 🙄🙄

I do wonder if word filtered down during the event that Dems have the Senate again. 😬😬

Trump doesn’t care for her because she doesn’t give him an erection.

Unlike certain other daughters I could name.

@r199 Sweet mother of God what the hell is that? 😳

Isn't DJT wearing his flower on the wrong side of his coat?

R202 It's the sour mother of Satan, clearly.

Tiffany looked great. Marla is still absolutely stunning and gorgeous.

[quote]I'm a sane American, so I loathe Ivanka. But she's tall, slim , but yet shapely, and with the right gown, she can look fantastic. She looks fantastic.

Are you aware that her gown is a cheap knockoff of a Grace Kelly dress? She has always stolen fashion ideas. In this case she's added the hooker shoes to make it her own.

Not just *any* Grace Kelly dress, r206, one from TO CATCH A THIEF.

You think Marla looks good, here's Tiffany with her grandmother (Marla's mom). Marla will continue to look good, poor Tiff is all Trump ☹️

What religion is Tiffany Trump's new husband?

A strip tease as entertainment for the guests?

"To Catch a Thief" lol

Her subconscious is playing her like a fiddle.

I wish Merrick Garland would've showed up and served indictments. That would've been funny and kind of vicious.

[quote]Trump doesn’t care for her because she doesn’t give him an erection.

Losing weight and getting glammed up might be a poor decision in that respect.

Having seen the family and group pictures, Ivanka’s pole dancing heels are explained. Even wearing them she is only nearly the same height as Tiffany, otherwise she’d be way shorter than the bride.

I bet she subbed the original pumps out as she ran out the door having sent Jared on an emergency trip to the House of Heels Miami earlier that day.

And doesn’t she have her own shoe line anyway?

Yes, yes she does.

It's Tiffany, I'm surprised Donald showed up let alone participated. But, then again Donald loves the spotlight, he would show up to the opening of a letter.

Great advertisement for the footwear designer!

Y’all need to zoom in on Tiff’s hands in r2 photo.

Why doesn't daddy want to slide his meatpole inside me? It's always Ivanka, Ivanka, Ivanka!

Boulos Boulos-Ghali

[quote]Girl still needs a chin...

I think she's tremendous!

This probably has (or deserves) a thread of its own.

Where's Ivana?

Tiff's hair looks fried and/or mostly tied on.

She's not really one of us, R223, by blood or marriage.

One of these things doesn't belong here, one of these things just doesn't look the same.

So Ivanka snipped her off.

👍🤡😱😃😵‍💫

One ex wife, one current wife, 5 kids from three different women....it's all so trashy when you look at the pics

Aint that America, You and Me, Aint that America, Home of the Free....Yeah Yeah, Little Pink Houses

Marla looks incredible.

That's funny, r223. Ivanka, Mel, and Marla are all on the same page and then Lara and Kim show up as Mame and Vera.

[quote]Lara and Kim show up as Mame and Vera.

They should live so long.

Lebanese emigrate for business. The Yucatán has a large Lebanese community. At one point, Yucatán was a major source of hemp but the market collapsed in the 1930’s. The hacienda system was in free fall. Lebanese sons married their daughters and took over the plantations. Today businesses in the Yucatán are owned by Lebanese-Mexican families. It could be a telenovela!

Wearing a dark colored dress while everyone else is wearing pastels is very Me-again.

The gargoyle was once a natural beauty married to Governor Handsome in his glorious youth. I am so curious about the gargoyles decline. You wouldn't know she is younger than the Mother of the Bride by looking at these images.

[quote] Governor Handsome

Governor Patrick Bateman!

Don't get old

R235- I keep forgetting that she was married to Newsom. Did she get a head injury or something?

I don't know what caused the decline in her personal and professional life. I'm interested in the story

That should be Ryan Murphy's next production! The Best is Yet to Come: The KG Story. It doesn't matter at all that he goes off the rails after a couple of episodes, so did she!

It's the eyebrows, always check eyebrows....

At some point all body hair will start going grey then white. Keeping hair on scalp colored to hide or blend white hair is difficult enough, but eyebrows are another story.

Looking at DT in picture linked in OP for once in many, many years DT's eyebrows and hair finally match. Or at least look believable.

r186 Hahahaaaaaa

She cropped out Kimberly Guilfoyle from the picture she posted on Instagram. I can't imagine loving family drama this much.

Kimberly Gargoyle arrives at Tiffany's wedding...

r233, that explains Shakira and Salma Hayek- I've always wondered about how Lebanese ended up in South America.

Tiff lost weight, had a professional makeup artist, and a good hairstylist for the group photos and they were photoshopped as well. Her gown is very flattering . Other photos that weekend show center-part hair which emphasizes her round face and she looks more like her actual self. The groom is unprepossessing. Does he work for his father? Will they live in Nigeria?

Gargoyle was once the hottest girl in the room, married to an equally hot spouse

What the hell kind of sleeves is Lara wearing? Is she trying to hide hideously long arms?

[231] My gosh, Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle looks like the Wicked Witch of Florida. I bet Don Jr is in the back Coked Out and Drunk as a skunk.

An amazing combination of makeup and photo work. For all the inner circle.

Miss Guilfoyle, however, is NOT considered part of the inner circle, obviously.

I love me some good Lebanese trade. Get it Tiffany gurl!

[quote][R233], that explains Shakira and Salma Hayek- I've always wondered about how Lebanese ended up in South America.

Mexico is not in South America.

He is young to be getting married - he was 21 when he met her and is only 25 now.

Eurotrash (or Eurotrash-adjacent) often get married young, ditto celebrities, but it does not bode well for the long term

"I take no pleasure in reporting that Ivanka is wearing a (terrible) knockoff of Grace Kelly’s iconic blue dress from TO CATCH A THIEF"

I hardly think this was a coincidence. Knowing Ivanka, she was making a cryptic comment on Tiff horning-in on her inheritance.

Guilfoyle was not supposed to be in that photo. Not only does her dress clash in style and color with those of the other women, but the her presence also introduces an asymmetry to the number of women who are flanking Tiffany on both sides. Her height likewise makes the figure the other women are forming together asymmetrical. So cropping KG is not just Ivanka's fault. The women women didn't want KB in the picture, either.

[Quote]Mexico is not in South America.

R252 But Colombia is.

Lebanese men have the world's best noses.

How long do yall think before both their fat genes kick in? I think they'll be Two Tons O' Fun by the time Tiff pops out their first kid.

I bet Marla's happy now that the Trump money train dried up once Tiff graduated. Now, instead of a Trump ex-wife she'll be a wealthy mother-in-law

Is that Tiff’s original nose?

R259 are you serious? They’ve all had work done. Their real faces would crack camera lenses.

Interesting info:

As per reports, Maples, who has a net worth of $6 million to date, reportedly asked for a $25 million divorce payout, but she only walked away with around $2 million.

Half of the $2 million settlement was used to buy a home, according to the South China Morning Post.

She also got $100,000 in child support payments for Tiffany until she was 21.

In comparison, Ivana walked away with a total of around $25 million, according to Celebrity Net Worth. This is worth $100 million in today's dollar.

Ivana also received $650,000 in child support for Donald Jr., Ivanka and Eric until they reached 18.

[quote]Not only does her dress clash in style and color with those of the other women, but the her presence also introduces an asymmetry to the number of women who are flanking Tiffany on both sides.

Of course! Who cares about loving family ties when there's a risk of asymmetry?

Was the $100k in child support monthly or annually?

What I think is most hilarious is that they have pretended there was a "wedding party" with the long dresses. Sure. And what "role" did Melania have? Other than being "She Whose Waist Is Disappearing."

But the truth is that no one told Guilfoyle how the women in the "family" were dressing, and she looked like the low, greedy booze-stink tramp she is.

Lovely "family."

I don’t know if 2 million is good or bad considering the short time they were married and that she cheated on him. (Or, I hope she did.) If she was getting 100,000 a month that’s pretty good though.

a YEAR, dummies.

Ivana got $650K a YEAR for the three. Marla 100K a YEAR.

Tiffany pulled it off she looked fantastic.

Thank you photoshop.

Tif-fanny is a whore. She's had her legs on the air more often than Baryshnikov.

Melania has so few fucks to give this wedding she shows up wearing a belted nightie.

This is the closest I've been to admiring her for something.

"The guests included many prominent grifters and whores!"

Tiffany is a whore. just a cheap, gas station whore

How is Boulos a billionaire? Bet he's a broke grifter. Nobody else would marry into that family.

Good for her - I hope it is everything she wanted it to be.

Did Doanld slip her the tongue during the father/daughter dance?

I can be objective even if I dislike someone, but I just don’t think Tiffany looked that good. It’s not just that I find her very unattractive. It’s the tacky hair, tacky teeth, tacky makeup, tacky dress… Yeah, I said it. I hated the dress.

You know who looked amazing on her wedding day even though no one would call her a beauty? Chelsea Clinton.

she looks like a gopher with its mouth stuffed with rocks.

The sad thing is that is that is the very best that Tiffany is going to look in her life. It's all downhill from here.

Groom is Lebanese. What is the circumcision situation?

well he is gay so who gives a fuk, its the best she could do......a fugly beard.

Depends if he's Christian or Muslim.

lol

mrs donald trump's look is the fuggiest.

Poor tiffany, the ugliest girl at the party.......again.

Wait—she’s marrying a lesbian? I had no idea.

I read last week that when Guilfoyle and Newsom were married, they were pitched to the media as 'the new John and Jackie,' and that infamous photospread was part of the PR efforts dedicated to his political ascent. During those interviews, Newsom said Guilfoyle 'is a little more conservative leaning than I am,' and Guilfoyle was an active Republican from the time she was in college and she just toned it down and played the good wife sidekick during his campaigning. But she then went to Fox News, and it seems according to articles like she may have been more honest/open overall while married to Newsom than he was honest about her politics. She did quit her job as a prosecutor to support his political career, but she was always a Republican party loyalist.

I find Newsom a little disturbing in that I align very closely with his stated politics and a lot of his actions within California, but he looks and presents himself like a prototypical slick sociopath-type politician, a Mitt Romney and Ronald Reagan type, at least superficially, and his choice to marry Guilfoyle, who must have always been pretty vile behind closed doors, is just really creepy to me. Bill and Hillary Clinton seem well paired. Barack and Michelle Obama seem well paired. They obviously share their values and certain traits even if their personalities are not necessarily all that similar. Gavin and Kim pairing up is like Bernie Sanders and Milo Yiannopoulos coupling—some couples seem like odd matches, and then occasionally some are just entirely nonsensical.

[quote]The sad thing is that is that is the very best that Tiffany is going to look in her life. It's all downhill from here.

This is true of every bride.

R287 It's kind of theoretically true—it's what all brides aim for—but I can't be the only person who has seen many of my women friends get married and been weirded out by their makeovers for the big look-at-me parade and the photos. Several of my friends got deep, odd-looking tans or fake tans, bleached their teeth, had their hair put into flowing curls—in short, they had themselves made over into what I guess was a 'princess' or Barbie-ized version of themselves, which to me aged them and made them look like some strung-out late-30s Florida tanning salon attendant. Just totally weird and not pretty to me. I don't understand wedding culture at all.

^Agree. Especially the elaborate up-dos no one in real life ever wears.

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R287 R288 class and refinement are in desperately short supply in this world.

A chintz wedding for a bride and her associates who’ve never experienced a tasteful thing IRL is a tragic and hopeless affair. The bare minimum one should expect is an open bar to properly anesthetize oneself and dull the senses sufficiently. Then at precisely the first acceptable opportunity, one departs.

"Mommy, I've always wondered about daddy's first wife? Was she Middle Eastern or Latina?"

"His first—what are you talking about!"

"Daddy's first wife. In the picture on the mantle. No one ever talks about her and I've always wondered."

"That's ME! Oh my God!"

"That's not you! You're WHITE!"

omg she one ugly broad....

r292 who is that?

Tiffs looks better than she ever will but surrounded by those clowns this will always be a complete joke. She deserves it too. When she did that speech for him in 2020 she sealed her fate. She can fuck off. Fat sow.

Fat Cow married her a rich boy supposedly, im sure his rich daddi got it all by nefarious means......pox on em all.

^ tragically and bitterly gay. Grow up, fag.

Why would anyone willingly marry into that awful family? Kim and Donny should be next, right?

Shoot up any nightclubs R297 lately?

It's been awhile, are they separated yet?

OMG she one tragic lookin sow pig.

Biden's grandaughter got married this weekend and the family pictures are night and day to the freak Trumps

Tiffany who?

I think we're alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around.

Shall we plot to overthrow the United States again?

GOOD GOD AMIGHTY SHE IS ONE UGLY TURD.