Leonardo DiCaprio's Star-Studded 48th Birthday Party Was Stacked

They're all going to hell

If Kate Winslet wasn't there, I don't want to know anything more about it.

Looks more like a sausage party.

Sounds sleazy.

Leo is one of my best gay friends.

My goodness, Leo thinks of everything. Why there's even a rent boy in every gift bag!

Leo is unattractive

When Mic Jagger is the most exciting guest out of the group how great of a party can it be?

Who among them has the biggest dick?

I wouldn’t cross the street to fart in their general direction.

All of those guests are so horrible.

There are no movie stars anymore.

[quote] Who among them has the biggest dick?

Micky Jaeger, who else? That's why the old guy got invited.

[quote] Who among them has SUCKED the biggest dick?

There, fixed it for you.

It looks like a really boring party.

Perfect for old farts.

i'd still let him fuck me.

Holy shit. I just went through the gallery. They all look like homeless men, K-Mart moms and busted streetwalkers with the exception of George DiCaprio and Irmelin Indenbirken whom I assume are relations.

I know a casual dress code is easier all round, but this is an A-list actor's event. Does nobody care about image anymore?

Where were Gorge and Anal Cluny?

Oh, Tobey, you’re hardly famous anymore that you need to wear a cap and put your head down. And didn’t that kind of posing go out around 1994 anyway?

Party on Garth! Or Spicoli.

SO MUCH ICK

and scott eastwood

The fat ugly bald guy in the car with Jagger is hilarious.

How many COCKS did Leo get to ride?

None I'd fight him for, R23.

R22- FAT BOY is a lot more doable than that MONKEY Mick Jagger.

R25, you just know he refers to himself as a "pwoppah geezah".

Irmelin Indenbirken is Leo's mother but she is not the woman identified as Irmelin Indenbirken in the photos. Great work, TMZ!

I also snickered at Tobey Maguire, with his cap on and his head down as if anyone could give a fuck about him.

Jagger was always repulsive.

Many of those people have horrible histories with women. Some sort of abuse.

Lots of the star studded guests are CLOSET QWEENS.

[quote] Many of those people have horrible histories with women.

As a formerly closeted person who used and abused women, I can say that many are closet cases.

That’s a real hodgepodge of people.

15-20 years from now will be so weird without any true stars left.

Was Giselle there?

Is Adrien still dating Chapman?

What is his and Rami’s connection to Leo?

Casey Affleck and Adrian Brody. Tobey Maguire? Sounds like a bunch of sleaze bags. Old has beens.

I thought Tobey was great in the last Spiderman movie, but holy shit, he looks like Elijah Wood fell asleep on a waffle iron.

Whores and douchebags as far as the eye can see.

mario lopez? dylan penn? giovanni ribisi? bad. His own parents look like the most interesting and stylish guests there.

[quote] Leonardo DiCaprio turned 48 this week -- and anyone who's anyone swung by to party.

Queen Camilla?

Not one Dior gown. Pfft.

Looked through the guest gallery and a great percentage of them were people I’d never even heard of. Hollywood parties aren’t what they used to be.

Leo has co-starred with numerous other A-listers and worked with interesting directors. Yet this seems like a bunch of burn-outs with nothing going on. When was the last time Adrian or Tobey headlined a project? Where's Scorsese? Daniel Day Lewis? Johnny Depp (I know, I know...)?

I don’t know who most of the young people are.

I find it interesting that some of the women were dressed like streetwalkers and some were wearing jeans and a top.

[Quote)Sounds sleazy.

Sounds gay, gay, gay.

I can smell the cocaine hangovers from Montecito!

I’m surprised Justin Bieber wasn’t there.

Was Leo actually there?

Interesting. I see that Rich Paul was there but I didn't see Adele listed.

Yeah, I don't know who the majority of those people are. I assume the young ones might be children of famous or very wealthy people.

He's only 48? Shows you the price you lay for a life of jazz and liquor.

[Quote]LeBron James, Bradley Cooper, Sir Mick Jagger, Tobey Maguire, Adrien Brody, Jamie Foxx, Rami Malek, Casey Affleck, Wesley Snipes, Stella Maxwell, Nicky Hilton, Sommer Ray, Jennifer Meyer, Caylee Cowan

I'm sorry, but this list isn't impressive at all Nicky Hilton, Jennifer Meyer and Casey Affleck? Haha. Where were the real A-Listers? These are just a bunch of has beens, just like Leo.

Malek and Mario Lopez were definitely part of the after party train.

R25 At least Mic would be good conversation and has some brains.

[quote] Does nobody care about image anymore?

Not to mention grammar.

[quote]He's only 48? Shows you the price you lay for a life of jazz and liquor.

But when I shaw Leo laid out like a queen

She wash the happiesht corpshe I'd ever sheen!

I'd much rather hang out with Mick Jagger than any of the rest of these fools.

Actually, scratch that. I'd happily spend time with Adrien Brody but there wouldn't be any talking involved.

Why, r55? Are you both mimes?

Jennifer Meyer's date is a huge upgrade from Tobey and his dirty baseball cap.

That is obviously Leo's father and his wife, not his ex from 48 years ago.

Where is Lukas? Hidden in the cake?

[quote] If Kate Winslet wasn't there, I don't want to know anything more about it.

Sorry R2, I was too busy donating $20K to an impoverished mother caring for her disabled child, whose life-sustaining machinery is making their electric bill absolutely ghastly. But I do hope they all had a splendid time snorting coke, desperately showboating, and giving each other STIs with their sloppy, drunken blow jobs.

Was Mark Wahlberg there?

Mario Lopez? Nicky Hilton? Scott Eastwood?

They came to MY birthday party.

I will never, ever, ever understand the Leonardo DiCaprio phenomenon. I. Just. Don't. Get. It.

I think Leo’s reputation has taken a bit because of the whole only dating women under 25 thing. His parties used to have legit stars in attendance. It’s sad if this is the best he can do.

R29 Yeah no one would ever expect a notorious womanizer like Leo to be feminist but his guest list is troubling. Casey Affleck? Emile Hirsch I guess I can understand because they starred in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood but he legit choked a woman.

Leo and Lukas leaving dinner last night

“Cold boogers on a paper plate.” - Julie Brown

It’s a lot of “models” like Joy Corrigan who don’t don’t know wtf they actually “do” (except too much shit to her face) other than have their PR (I think she’s with Icon now? But she hops through all of them) place them at these events.

What’s sad to me though is that’s legit A lister’s birthday party is something you can be “placed” at. It should be just a bit more elusive (yes, even in 2022).

r49 Possibly bongo drums too!

Did no one bring gifts?

R70, I read that as "grifts" and was about to reply "Yes, of course."

R64 - interesting - I hadn't made that connection.

No GiGi Hadid? I thought her PR person told us that they were dating?

[quote] Did no one bring gifts?

I brought the monkey pox.

What a bunch of FAGS!

I wouldn’t really say star-studded. I think that stretching a little bit.

I hope everyone had their shots...rabbies shots that is.

Who really gives a shit?!

It was nice of Tobey and Casey to dress up for the occasion.

I only scrolled through the gallery hoping to see Kevin Connolly. I have a bit of a thing for little blondes.

Will Leo finally lose his baby fat by age 50?

I wish DL would stop posting so many threads about Leo. It’s just rehashing the same shit. He’s closeted, he’s an asshole, he aged poorly, etc. We get it. I want to finally move on from keeping up with his sad and repetitive personal life but all these threads that pop up about it don’t help.

[quote] I think that stretching a little bit.

Not true, and I know a lot about being stretched out...