I had one start a rumor I had HIV when she got pissed at me. She’s one of those who “loves the gays” but only if we stay in our lane and she’s actually really homophobic.
Fag Hag Horror Stories
|by Anonymous||reply 98||November 26, 2022 8:03 AM|
They’re usually fat
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 12, 2022 5:47 PM|
Fat bitch lied to us so she could stay at our house, said it was allergies but it was fucking Covid. I cut her off. This is after a lot of shit she put us through.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 12, 2022 5:50 PM|
R2 tell us more about that fat bitch
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 12, 2022 5:53 PM|
Yeah, R2, I cooked a big breakfast and took my Prozac and finished my coffee and I want to hear more. It's that or go back to reading Call Her Miss Ross. Oh, that Diane.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 12, 2022 6:01 PM|
That's so tragic, OP. We're all happy that you've been able to recover and return to your normal misogynistic self.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 12, 2022 6:05 PM|
R5 nice pop-up sockpuppet account…
I know it doesn’t fit your Yassss Kween narrative but these things happen to some of us.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 12, 2022 6:09 PM|
My hags left me once they were married for awhile and definitely once they popped out a baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 12, 2022 6:13 PM|
One turned on me after I rebuffed her sexual advances.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 12, 2022 6:36 PM|
R8 ahhh that’s a messy situation. What did she do to retaliate?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||November 12, 2022 6:37 PM|
The one thing I’ve learned is there is no resolution with them. Once you get cross ways with them, you can never trust them again. They’ll always be plotting some revenge and a way to put you in your place. They don’t think of you as their peer, they consider you lower. They want you to worship them.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||November 12, 2022 6:48 PM|
Fraus can be dangerous!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||November 12, 2022 6:59 PM|
A boyfriend of a couple of years had a fag hat who first tried to turn me against him. She'd "confide" in me things about him that she thought would make me dump him. When that didn't work, she started to make things up about him that she thought would me me leave him. And when that fell flat, she would tell guys that we had an open relationship (we did not) and my boyfriend was interested in them. She was like a character from a badly written soap opera. My boyfriend took it all in stride and told me she does that with every guy he's ever been involved with and that I "shouldn't take it personally".
We did break up after two and a half years, but it had nothing to do with the hag. He took a job transfer telling me I could move to another city with him or I could stay where we'd been living. I stayed.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||November 12, 2022 8:30 PM|
Was his hag named Julie, R12?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||November 12, 2022 10:16 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||November 13, 2022 1:15 AM|
Barb? Was his faghag 90 years old??
|by Anonymous||reply 15||November 13, 2022 1:25 AM|
Growing up I had several close female friends in school as the boys rejected me as being too effeminate so females were my only hope.
Each one would tell me behind the other's backs that they all had a crush on me & wanted me to ask them otto the prom & eventually marry them. I thought coming out in high school would take out all of the tension & fighting going on behind the scenes. Boy was that a mistake.
2 of my female "friends" didn't believe me when I told them I was attracted to guys & to teach me a lesson about "pranking them" told me when they talked about it on the bus others overheard them & it went around the school (I had switched over to a private school to avoid future bullying but it happened there too). This lie caused me to pull back away from my other female friends who I didn't come out to when they told me they were laughing at me behind my back. They let this go on for over a year & one friend moved away & I never knew where she had moved to. When they finally told me none of it was true I was totally shocked & betrayed.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||November 13, 2022 2:38 AM|
My Fag Had caught COVID and decided to cook a full-course meal for me while she was quarantined and wanted me to come by her home to pick it up. She would not take no for an answer and got mad when I refused. We finally agreed for her to leave the meal on the porch and I would stop by and pick it up. I went over there with gloves, a plastic bag, and a mask and made sure I did not touch anything with my bare hands. I took it right around the back and threw it in her neighbor's garbage.
I stop speaking to her after that because I think she is trying to kill me.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||November 13, 2022 2:42 AM|
Worse yet neither "friend" apologized for their cruelty. Looking back I see now that both gals were a bit overweight & ugly (none of them had any boyfriends during the time that I had known them) they were both happy that the girl moved away so there was less competition for them. Karma got both of them in the end one died before her 30th birthday & the other one married my disabled neighbor but neither invited me to their wedding (I introduced them to each other as we went over to play with him a couple of times & she never liked him LOL).
I looked her up on voting records & they are both repubs. His mom is too. The dead girl was a repub & so was both of her parents. Several lessons were learned from this & I hope young sexual minorities learn that many "fag hags" will ditch you when "something better" comes along. Out of the 8 or so hags that I had I only speak to one now & even she came on to me a few years ago thinking I wanted her because I was sweet on the phone to her when we were hanging up LOL She was also sexually abused by a relative so I think that played a role in her not being able to read the tea leaves & both she & her parents are repubs.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||November 13, 2022 2:48 AM|
R18 that should be an after school special
|by Anonymous||reply 19||November 13, 2022 11:12 PM|
Hell hath no fury like a fag hag spurned.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||November 15, 2022 11:26 PM|
[quote]A boyfriend of a couple of years had a fag hat
In which haberdashery did he acquire this little number?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||November 15, 2022 11:40 PM|
Fag hag? Lol, they are all 'gay' ftms now.........
|by Anonymous||reply 22||November 15, 2022 11:45 PM|
R18 I didn't have the horrible experiences with hags that most people in this thread had, but when I came out of the closet at 18, I thought that gay men were supposed to be friends with women (I blame the media!), so I had a lot of female friends. All, but one, dumped me when they found someone/something better.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||November 15, 2022 11:46 PM|
A lot of them see gay men as an accessory and amusement until they get married and fall into conventional boring lives. That's really all there is to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||November 15, 2022 11:57 PM|
Please recommend some faghag noir movies! There aren't any? Get me Ryan Murphy on the line!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||November 16, 2022 12:10 AM|
I had a boyfriend of a few months who wanted to break up with so he had his hag do it for him!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||November 18, 2022 1:50 AM|
What R24 said.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||November 18, 2022 1:53 AM|
[quote]Please recommend some faghag noir movies!
"The Hand That Rocks the Drag Brunch"
|by Anonymous||reply 28||November 18, 2022 2:54 AM|
OP we must know the same hag!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||November 18, 2022 3:11 AM|
I avoid guys with hags at all costs. They are worse than having a wife.
All of my friends who had hags had it end badly. They're damaged if they can only form relationships with gay men. Beware of them!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||November 18, 2022 3:35 AM|
They're to be kept around at a distance for entertainment. Never for anything more emotionally intimate.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||November 18, 2022 3:37 AM|
R30, is right, they are damaged and they have difficulties with interacting with straight men. They usually do not have any female friends which is a red flag
|by Anonymous||reply 32||November 18, 2022 8:47 AM|
^ and have relationships with abusive straight men
|by Anonymous||reply 33||November 18, 2022 8:53 AM|
I'd like to see a thread where the hags get to tell THEIR horror stories. Even it's just histrionic lying, it's bound to be entertaining.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||November 18, 2022 8:57 AM|
I have had more shady shit done to me by my gay friends than any of the women I am friends with. Gay “friends” who fucked men I was interested in and started petty drama in our friend circle over romantic jealousy. The straight women I know are not interested in the same men as I am, so it is actually LESS complicated.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||November 18, 2022 9:06 AM|
So basically you are in a "friend" relationship with someone you refer to as your "fag hag" and you're surprised that they're passive aggressive and homophobic towards you?
You're not one of those people who think straight guys are just "hotter" do you?
Because I'm sensing a theme here...
|by Anonymous||reply 36||November 18, 2022 10:10 AM|
I was in a good relationship with a guy for several years who picked up a hag at his job. I only met her once, at the end of a very long day, and we did not hit it off. Within weeks there were things coming out of his mouth that sounded like he was possessed by a stranger. Within months he ended things with a soliloquy that sounded like a passage from a Judy Blume book, followed by ghosting.
The good news is they are both nurses, so they're probably fat as fuck now.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||November 18, 2022 11:15 AM|
My husband had a hag friend when I first met him. She took an instant dislike to me. I think she harbored some romantic ideas about him but couldn’t approach him about it for some reason, probably rejection! We met only a few times and she was always disagreeable. My now husband never acknowledges any unpleasantness so I had to do it. I told her in his presence that their friendship was over,
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 18, 2022 6:08 PM|
R38 LOL - and how did she respond to that?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 18, 2022 6:12 PM|
Any “friendship” where one or both parties are fetishizing the other is doomed to failure. The label “fag hag” sticks in my craw and says volumes about the labeller. Your tired misogyny is showing. You know it’s 2022 right? Yawn.
I have many friends, who happen to be women, that I love and cherish. Many of them were married or in serious relationships of their own before meeting me. None of them are secretly in love with me or have hidden agendas. It’s called mature relationships with grown adults. What a concept!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||November 18, 2022 7:28 PM|
Thank you for exhausting the rest of us R40 .
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 18, 2022 9:49 PM|
R40 do you think anyone is reading this thread wanting to hear about mature relationships? Though you are to be applauded for having so many.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 19, 2022 5:15 AM|
I had a most entertaing one I knew since way before she weighed 350 lbs, before she lost her last job as a Seattle NPR station weekend host, and before she started kicking her frail, elderly cat and picking fights with her Section 8 neighbors. Before she drove her Corolla for weeks on a flat (rim) because she thought the loud sound meant someone had stolen her catalytic converter. Before she confessed her ugly obsession with Richard Basehart. Before she required a mental health intervention and heavy meds. I finally dumped her when she became too crazy even for me to deal with. I'm not particularly proud of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 19, 2022 5:42 AM|
Oh that's too much. Do I need to be worried about that elderly cat though?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||November 19, 2022 6:05 AM|
Another one of your pathetic threads. Have you thought about hanging yourself lately. It's time.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||November 19, 2022 8:52 AM|
R7, the hags always disappear once they find a fella and have kids. Then when those relationships falter they're back on the scene with all their drama.
Gay men and straight women cannot co-exist. The hags use gays as an outlet for dirty talk, oogling guys at gay bars etc. Shit they can't do with their gal pals without someone getting judgemental.
Hags are users.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||November 19, 2022 9:19 AM|
Have you found a fella to infect with your STDs?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||November 19, 2022 9:21 AM|
R46 I don’t disagree but then what do gay men get out of the relationship?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||November 19, 2022 12:11 PM|
A fag hag with a Richard Basehart obsession. I’ve now heard it all.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||November 19, 2022 1:21 PM|
[quote]A fag hag with a Richard Basehart obsession. I’ve now heard it all.
Oh, OK. I admit to "collaborative fiction" in the best DL tradition.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||November 20, 2022 2:07 AM|
Thankfully, I've only had one bitch like some of you describe... all the other girls became lifelong friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||November 20, 2022 3:19 AM|
How many Frau/Hag posts are you shitting out this week OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||November 20, 2022 3:22 AM|
In terms of physical appearance, I always thought Amy best embodied the fag hag trope.
Overweight, 'funky' glasses, some quirky little accessories picked up in a second hand shop or that she's owned since a kid and because she hasn't a clue about fashion.
Colour me unsurprised when Amy went lezbo.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||November 20, 2022 8:04 AM|
In terms of physical appearance, I always thought Ed.win Mon.tan.ez. Jr. best embodied the fag troll trope.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||November 20, 2022 8:54 AM|
None of my own as I have female friends, not hags. But a former neighbor had a whole squad of them that gravitated to his apartment, shrieking and cackling in our shared hallway at all hours of the night and early morning. Unlike said neighbor I'm not flamboyant and dismissed as unthreatening, particularly when I have a hoarse voice and murder eyes from being awakened at 3 a.m.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||November 20, 2022 8:58 AM|
My friend made this years ago. I took part. Fun shoot.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||November 20, 2022 9:40 AM|
It seems like hags are either the fat single best friend who is secretly in love with you OR the pretty bitchy girl who parties and brunches with you, treating you like an accessory until she gets married, has kids and enters her “real adult life.”
Both are bad for different reasons.
Probably better not to have such an intensely close friendship with a woman and not to refer to her as your hag.
None of this seems to end well 😂
|by Anonymous||reply 57||November 20, 2022 1:56 PM|
Mine was great a hag ...until she met a guy who was very Catholic and very homophobic. She distanced herself from all her gay friends as her relationship deepened.
They got married and they even moved away from NYC because "He didn't like all the gays there." Yes, very odd and overly obsessed by gays.
He died suddenly last year of a heart attack (He was 52--homophobia kills). He left her to raise two kids, one of whom is severely autistic.
Unfortunately for her, she turned her back years ago on her group of gay friends who all would have come out in droves to support her in a horrible situation like this. Now she has nobody.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||November 23, 2022 3:22 PM|
R58 and all the other hags flick their clits to her misfortune. If she’d kept her gays we would have come over with some wine and been like “Girl, let’s fix this hair and get drunk” then wallowed in it with her for months until she got over it.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||November 23, 2022 3:29 PM|
I think in the 70’s and 80’s, hags were an asset to the gay community. They were allies who liked to party with us and brought some variety to the party. Straight people were not into gays back then and were not going to our bars. There were no bridal parties at the bars ( thank goodness). But things change and the hags roles changed and I think they are out of favor, probably with good reason. It was a bit like they put their own sexuality on hold or didn’t deal with it, to have a good time with their gay boys.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||November 23, 2022 3:37 PM|
R60 we were on equal footing to an extent, but when feminism came along they rose much faster in the ranks than we did. They only liked us because we provided an outlet for them, but now many don’t need us anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||November 23, 2022 3:46 PM|
It is interesting to consider how the dynamic has changed over the decades.
I was listening to this podcast with Carey O'Donnell and Lara something - it's essentially a gay guy and his hag (though he's somewhat obnoxious and she's actually a lot funnier than he is). Carey was making the point that gay men who only have a gaggle of female friends have issues because they consider it safer to be around straight women than other gay men. Basically saying it was a red flag. Obviously this depends on how large the gay community is where you live, in rural areas, I'm sure it's harder to find a gaggle of gay men to hang out with - but it was an interesting point.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||November 23, 2022 6:56 PM|
R62 I agree, some rural gays have to hang with straight girls for safety. When you’re out of college and in any fairly metropolitan area, still surrounded by hags and playing their purse puppy & court jester then you’re definitely giving major red flags.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||November 23, 2022 7:29 PM|
When I was in high school (80s) all my friends were girls. It was Texas and I was horribly closeted and weird and from a religious family. I just gravitated to girls and got along with them better. I was really nervous around any other guy perceived as gay.
I developed a complex about only hanging out with girls all the time and eventually developed friendships with guys by the time I was in college. Later I came out (to those girls too, they all knew already). But that period of high school, those years, girls were my support system and “friend family.”
|by Anonymous||reply 64||November 24, 2022 2:44 PM|
R64 where are they now?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||November 24, 2022 4:16 PM|
R65 Most stayed in Texas and eventually got married and had kids, divorced, etc. I still keep in touch through social media but we’ve all drifted apart. I live very far away too. We all more or less remained friends for a long while though into our 20’s, in Texas.
One interesting thing I forgot to add is that many of these girls, especially when we’re still young, had lots of gay men in their friend circles later on. Like attracts like. Although they weren't gay themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||November 24, 2022 4:25 PM|
R64, I was the same in high school and think many gays gravitate to the girls.
Years later, I was perplexed when I found out the other high school guys were jealous of me because I got so much attention from the girls. They thought I was dating all of them!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||November 24, 2022 5:27 PM|
Honestly, I was so queeny and weird back then I don’t think there was a single person in our high school who assumed I was dating any of my “girl friends.” Not for a minute!
|by Anonymous||reply 68||November 24, 2022 6:33 PM|
Same for me, except substitute "nerdy" for "queeny." I was well-liked in my circles (the Art and Honor Society crowds), but friends' jaws dropped when I actually went out on a date.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||November 24, 2022 10:38 PM|
As a younger (ish) guy, these threads are always an eye-opener. Just in case you all didn’t know, everyone freely mingles these days without making a big deal out of their differences. So just play it cool if the retirement home ever takes you out for a day trip.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||November 25, 2022 12:45 AM|
[quote]So just play it cool if the retirement home ever takes you out for a day trip.
I can’t lie, that shit had me rolling.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||November 25, 2022 12:48 AM|
As a younger (ish) guy you know nothing R70 sit back and learn or get off my lawn youngster.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||November 25, 2022 3:06 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||November 25, 2022 3:14 PM|
Nah r73. W&W someone worthy - r70 is just a sad, lonely queen who sees what lies in wait for him. A bitter little cunt the care home constantly try to lose.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||November 25, 2022 4:01 PM|
I’m so young and my hole is so pert. All the boys are beating down my door. Stick it in, but don’t make hurt. I’ll do anything to be your whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||November 25, 2022 4:45 PM|
R32- Those types also have a problem interacting with other females.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||November 25, 2022 6:34 PM|
R70 has me in stitches. He tells the truth as well. But it’s funny watching people come for him. It just goes to show that the sane people on DL are outnumbered by the crazies.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||November 25, 2022 7:08 PM|
R70 is right if he’s young (and he’s funny) but he shall see what happens when he gets older and he fun straight female friends get married and breed. They disappear. Unless you breed (offspring) too. Which you very well might.
I’m guessing married gays with children are still in the mix with their hag friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||November 25, 2022 7:31 PM|
ANOTHER DREARY DEFACTO TROLL THTREAD. HI ED, ARE YOU DEAD YET?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||November 25, 2022 7:40 PM|
OP- I prefer FAG horror stories.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||November 25, 2022 8:35 PM|
R79 another paranoid schizophrenic Datalounger who has to whittle opposing opinions and experiences down to a few posters so they can believe that their world view is in the majority.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||November 25, 2022 8:43 PM|
^Triggered R81 troll. Must be a fag,
|by Anonymous||reply 82||November 25, 2022 8:47 PM|
R82 is a pedo
|by Anonymous||reply 83||November 25, 2022 8:49 PM|
OP, I had a hag do the same thing!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||November 25, 2022 8:51 PM|
Awww, triggered much R83? AGAIN.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||November 25, 2022 8:52 PM|
OP likes the word FAG. What are the odds? Could he be a troll? Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 25, 2022 8:53 PM|
R85 so are you. Obviously.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||November 25, 2022 8:53 PM|
Troll says what?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||November 25, 2022 8:54 PM|
R85 and R87
GIRLS GIRLS !
|by Anonymous||reply 89||November 25, 2022 8:55 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||November 25, 2022 8:55 PM|
Some deranged Frau and her FagBot are enraged and posting over and over.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||November 25, 2022 8:56 PM|
Poor OP. Having another FAG fit. What could be the source of his rage. I wonder....
|by Anonymous||reply 92||November 25, 2022 8:57 PM|
More of your threads?
"The use of "faggot" by people who aren't gay men to describe themselves and each other"
Sounds about right.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||November 25, 2022 9:04 PM|
Mine had a meltdown on national TV after learning one of my potential suitors was secretly straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||November 25, 2022 9:14 PM|
Isaiah Washington saying he didn’t call TR Knight a faggot in the press room of the Golden Globes while Shonda Rhimes giggles nervously.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||November 25, 2022 10:05 PM|
That was an "Oh shit, now I HAVE to fire his ass!" giggle.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||November 26, 2022 1:17 AM|
How about fag hag whore stories? These types seem like they are oversharers…
|by Anonymous||reply 97||November 26, 2022 1:25 AM|
Overshares R97 because they feed off of gays constantly talking about sex. They use that as an outlet for revealing their own sexual stories- things they'd be judged for by other women.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||November 26, 2022 8:03 AM|