What (male) appraisers on Antiques Roadshow would you fuck?

Nico Lowry:

Kevin Zavian:

Veneer!

David Rago:

Jason Preston:

James Supp:

Todd Weyman:

Feel free to add your own.

Why is there no option for "None of them"?

I have no sexual interest in elderly queens who use mustache wax.

The Keno twins. Always pick a good set of twins.

I’ll take Asian art expert Robert Waterhouse.

Well, then R9, it's very easy: don't play. I didnt say you were supposed to find these guys attractive. I also said add your own if you're so inclined. Or don't.

He almost made my list, too R11. In fact, throw him on it. He looks like a hot fuck.

This is a thread for elder elder elder gays

I'm actually not that, R14. I just get a kick outta this show. Maybe there's some Rihanna thread you can join in on, since you're obviously "too young" for this thread amd not very bright.

At the moment, the current poll thread faves reflect my personal choices as well: Dawes, Rago, and Weyman. But I also give a shout-out to Nico Lowry.

Todd Weyman is a certified daddy piece, has a beautiful wife and kids, BDF and tiny nipples.

Yum, thanks, R17. Always fun to see that other guys find the guys you like as fuckable as well.

Bump

I would bend daddy Rago over.

Big dick face Todd Weyman.

We only get the British version of Antiques Roadshow down under

The experts on the show I most want to fuck are Duncan Campbell (specialist in Silver, linked below), Justin Croft (Books and Manuscripts), John Axford (Ceramics and Glass), John Benjamin (Jewellery), and Lawrence Hendra (Pictures and Prints), maybe also Rupert Maas (Pictures and Prints) if I wasnt all whored out from the rest

Links to all the others are at the bottom of the page I linked

Of the Americans Todd Weyman is my pick, and the flight over would give me time to recover

Thanks, R22, for giving your perspectve on the fuckable appraisers from the other side of the pond. John Axford looks like he has tasty meat.

I would suck James Supp.

What, no love for David Walker?

R25, I don't recognize him. He has that right-out-of-school teenage look. His asshole must be tight. Sure!

R25 oh Hell yeah! Shoulda been on OPs list

None of the men in the poll. The two that may have interested me if I HAD to choose, wear obnoxious facial hair. I'm all for harmless self-expression, but the waxed mustaches make me want to viciously slap them. The same goes for Dominic Skinner of "Glow Up" fame.

But David Walker at R25...ain't so bad!

Alasdair Nichol, and definitely David Rago

Agree, R29, that Nichol is also a hot daddy fuck piece with that sexy Scottish brogue.

What about the Civil War weapons expert Raphael Eledge? I was in love with Nicholas Lowry until the moustache.

Raphael Eledge is indeed a big fuckable southern daddy, R31.

I didn’t know it was such a sausage fest

It’s not, it’s a sad grab for oldsters.

R34, I'm sure there's a Meghan Markle thread for you to contribute to. Why do't you run along?

Oh hell yes David Walker. The show also gets some hot guys too - there was one dark-haired twenty-something guy a few seasons ago who was majorly hot with a handsome smile.....and a painting, I think, that really was valuable.

R36, was it this totally fuckable stud talking to "Tight Pants" Todd Weyman?

I'd love to be the filling in a Jason/Todd sandwich.

Ha! Yes r37, that's him! What a smile!

The guy at R37 looks like he'd be hairy everywhere. Yum!

Great smile and a great-looking bod, too, R39! Like to see the two of them fuck.

In the poll, Nick Dawes is holding steady as the most fuckable, with Todd consistently in 2nd. It's nice to see all the appraisers are now on the board with votes for being fuckable pieces of ass. Vote, if you haven't! And I love the other suggestions and agree they are also entirely fuckable--in fact, Raphael is definitely part of the sausage fest. Thanks!

Does Fuckable Toothy Smile Stud have a name?

I'm sure he does, R43, but he was a guest on the show. They don't put up their names.

Right now, it's a tie for 3rd between Jason and Kevin, and a tie for 4th between Niko and David. Should be there held a fuckoff between each tying pair for who's more fuckable?

Rafael Eledge looks like an ex–SEC frat boy.

Andrew Brunk had a nebbishy cuteness when he first appeared many years ago.

There's also a newer edition of Lark Mason available.

Rago all the way. Italian silverdaddies are superhot fucks.

John Axford is more cute when seen live rather than in his pictures.

r47 mmm, baskety!

Amy Schneider from Jeopardy looks like Jason Preston.

Waterhouse isn't very nice. I went to a Freeman's in Philadelphia for an open call walk in appraisal day. He was dismissive and almost rude, like, how dare you interrupt my day for your little $200 object?

I think the host is the hottest guy

R53 That's what the antiques business is all about— ordinary people aggrandising themselves by buying old stuff and thinking they're dukes and duchesses.

R55, you sound like an idiot.

R54, Mark L Walberg hasn't been the host for years, but yes, he was very hot.

KENO BROS Sandwich!!!!

R55 You sound like a combination of Duke Nicholas Fairford AND Countess Mitzi.

I love seeing the huge drop in prices every time they air an updated episode from 10+ years ago. Weren't their appraisals perhaps a tad...overblown - they inflated their own Upper East Side business as a result.

R60, their drop in prices are not always huge and there are just as many appraisals that go up or stay the same. It's also all over the course of several years, even a decade or 2. Also, the appraisers are from all over the country--most of them aren't even in NYC.

Darlene Shiley with a strap on.

Keno brothers, ;-)

Zavian's getting a lot more lust in the poll; the fuckable silver daddy has picked up in the poll substantially.

R63, which Keno do u favor? The drunk charged with DUI with his son as a passenger, or the other one? The definitely always pinged. I have a feeling they haven’t aged well, but haven’t seen a recent pic of either.

OP, thank you for the pics! You're very considerate.

My pleasure, R66! It was a lot of work but I was glad to do it. Please vote if you haven't--love seeing your choices.

Wow. Nick Dawes has dominated the poll. He's topping all of them!

R60 here. My post was unclear. My comment was about the "huge drop in prices" was specifically meant for the Keno brothers -I realize prices go up and down but their appraisals have always had a tremendous drop.

Ah. That I don't know, R60/R68.

R68, they were specialists in Colonial and Federal furniture which was at its peak twenty years ago and has since fallen to record lows. Fashions and tastes change.

Had they specialized in mid-century modern furniture or modern art their appraisals would have gone up.

As long as they wear their dusty old timey suits, I'm okay with any of them munching on my juicy purple hemorrhoids.

Let's just ignore R71 and bump.

Antiques Roadshow studs on tonight!

I saw Todd Weyman on an episode this week and his voice (and long fingers) made me bone up.

Bump these hot Roadshow fuckers.

Jason Preston is adorable.

Which one would I fuck? None. Not a one of them. There's not a sexy one in the bunch.

I haven't read through this whole thread, but if anyone says they'd fuck either one of those weirdo Keno twins I will cut a bitch from asshole to adam's apple.

Look, bitch R77. You will bottom for Nick Dawes and you will like it. AND you will eat his limey asshole.

Currently a three-way tie among the silver fox fuck, the blond buck fuck, and Hot Todd-y.

But first place remains Nick Dawes.

My husband and I met former host Mark L. Wahlberg at the Austin ARS. He was sex on a stick!

He's fuck meat for sure, R81.

He's also a dick, R81.

Care to elaborate, Kate/R83?

I wouldn't spit in Nick Dawes' general direction if his ass was on fire.

Well, R77/R85, you're in the minority opinion on this thread.

This post made me belly laugh. If anything says “I am an ancient caftan-wearing queen” this is it.

Oh, Miss R87 is too good for the likes of this thread, yet here she is on it.

Whenever DLers say daddy, I always forget to translate that to what it is in reality, which is grandaddy.

Miss R89 has spoken! Cunty, look in a mirror and you'll see just another DL queen.

Kevin Zavian. I suspect he has a lot of chest hair, a thick cock, and big low-hanging balls. If his name is any indicator, he's either of Arabic or Spanish/Basque heritage (per Google), which checks out for me—I tend to find those men very attractive.

Agree, R91. He definitely looks like he'd be a good fuck.

Kevin is also a slick-talking New Yorker, which adds to his appeal. Also, those eyebrows—and that mustache! Though he's past the age virility, I bet he can still thrown down in the sack. I tried to find photos of him when he was younger, to no avail. I bet he was a hot piece of ass in his youth.

"I bet he was a hot piece of ass in his youth."

You know it, R93! Even for his age, I bet the old guy has kept his virility and still gets rock hard.

Young Kevin. Look at those hairy thighs!

Well, I watch a lot of antiques roadshow, and while I like the personalities of some of the guys listed by OP in his original list, they sure weren't the cute ones I was expecting! But to each his own...

Damn! Thanks, R95. He must have quite the bush, too. And a hairy ass. I'd still fuck that hairy whore!

You're welcome to add whomever you like, R96. The more the merrier.

I would love a threesome with Leigh and Leslie Keno.

I would add, R99, that I wouldn't mind seeing the twins fuck each other.

It's so typical of PBS that all the episodes of Antiques Roadshow seem to be from 10+ years ago and they have to update the appraisals. It's like they refuse to run any programming that doesn't have cobwebs on it.

Anyway the only one who does it for me is Jason Preston.

They make new episodes every season, R101. It's still a massively popular show on PBS.

And I like your choice of Preston, R101!

Speaking of a fucking, AntiquesRoadshow absolutely gutted the antiques "industry" in America. Gone are most of the wonderful little shops because it taught Americans to bypass antique dealer and take their old shit straight to auction houses for free appraisals and consignments. As you might expect, auctions houses have flourished in the last 20 years -- and very lucrative it has been for them. They're capturing upwards of 50% of the value of your object for themselves with their front- and back-end fees, and the greed keeps growing. Now who's getting the fucking?

R104, while it's true that auction houses are greedy motherfuckers, it still doesn't make me want to fuck, say, Nick Dawes any less hard.

Don't forget the bonus fucking you get from auction houses who gleefully gouge on shipping costs for the lovingly wrapped Hummel figurine you "won".

R106, don't even get me started on the shipping fees that those thieves charge.

Here you go R84.

For R108.

I’ll take a Barry Weber/Richard Wright sandwich!

For R109

Jason Preston is such a wonderful person. I know him and I'm very happy for his success.

That was humor, R111?

What's his cock like, R112? Who does he fuck? Details, please.

I bet Todd Weyman's cock is just like him - long and tight, with a big shiny head on it, ready to fuck!

R115, I think you're right!

He was in Palm Springs! Who sampled Todd's long fuckmeat there?

Yum, R117. See his nice long fingers in that video? Nice long cock!

R118 You can tell he's one of those guys whose cock is so long, heavy and pendulous that he doesn't even have to hold it at a urinal. He probably puts his hands on his hips so everyone gets a good view of his meat.

He has to hold his cock, R119. It's so long the head of it would scrape the base of the urinal.

I don't watch the show, but based on those pictures... NONE! They all look weird and queenie! Some of you have some weird tastes in "men."

I'd have to unhinge my jaw and cease breathing to take him, R120, but I will do whatever I must to pleasure that beautiful cock.

So why weigh in, R121? Isn't there a gay porn thread you can contribute to?

R123 It's not my fault you have horrible taste in men! These guys are as bland as a watercress sandwich on plain white bread! 😂

Run along, Mary R124. I'm sure there must be a Kardashian thread waiting for you.

R125 Oh you're so witty... NOT! You sound like an idiot. Aunt Nancy why don't you go fawn over the gardener (I'm sure he's hotter than these queenie duds you are swooning over) and then lay on your fainting couch because it sounds like you have the vapors dear! HAHAHAHA

Get fucked, R121. No one cares what trash like you thinks.

There are some great choices up there. My vote above would also be Todd Weyman, though Nico Lowry would be next on this list. I just think Nico would be great fun in bed. Todd is straight (but sets off everyone's gaydar) and Nico is gay, so I'd have a better chance with Nico.

But my #1 is Will Farmer from Antiques Roadshow UK. I don't know what it is, but i want to have monkey sex with him. (Also gay. And married.)

I think you need glasses, Cunty R126. Kevin Zavian, for instance, is hardly queenie looking.

Anyway, you're blocked, gash. No longer engaging with you, so don't bother commenting because I won't be seeing them.

Todd may be married but his cock is no stranger to men. No way.

Thanks, R128. Will Farmer's gay? Will have to look him up.

Will Farmer

Sorry. Here's Will.

Adorable. Thanks, R133.

Thanks, R132. We were posting at the same time.

Here's a tour of Nico's apartment in NY.

Nico Lowry needs his ass pounded!

I get top vibes from Nico.

You might be right, R138. One thing seems pretty clear: he'd be an absolute whore in bed.

BTW, the guy you see on the R132 Preview picture is not Will. He's the guy getting the appraisal from Will.

Will is on the embedded video.

And it's good to watch the video because Will is even more appealing when he's animated, and you get to hear his voice.

Thanks, R140. I love it when the appraisers get all excited.

R140 Yes, the preview shows the client, not Will.

"Nico is gay, so I'd have a better chance with Nico."

we know that for sure, R128?

This thread has been making me laugh harder than a moose who ate a pan of pot brownies. I have no idea who to believe! I think of AR as an old fuck show, not literally as a show of fuckable people. Seriously.

R144, if you don't see the sex appeal in Jason Preston or the daddy qualities in Kevin Zavian, then don't. I'd rather fuck any guy on this list than I would Harry Styles.

R145 TESTIFY, SISTER!!!

Wow. Nick Dawes has maintained his number-one most fuckable appraiser position throughout. Very nice.

I saw Wes Cowan on an episode the other day. While I wouldn't exactly put him in the category of the fuckable AR studs I always did like seeing him, and thought he was handsome.

I miss History Detectives. The Latino guy they brought on in the last season or so made me all tingly.

Nice to hear others have the same appreciation for Nico Lowry, too.

Travis Landry. Adorable.

He's a fuckable cub, R150.

R127 You're delusional and why don't you get fucked... but apparently not by any of these busted looking Roadshow Queens! HAHAHA! I can't believe you picked the worst looking of the bunch to swoon over! Honey you have zero taste and zero class!

R129 That short ugly Bitch Kevin Zavian looks like you can smell the shit emanating from his loose rosebud HOLE and he doesn't wipe good after getting fucked!

Damn you have wretched taste in men! HAHAHA!

R150, Travis Landry is a cutie. OP's survey choices are awful though. He should have looked at the webpage and got some better choices before creating that stupid survey.

I always get a naughty tingle with Rupert Maas.

I used to love Rafe,but hes aged badly the last few years. Id still let him fuck me from behind,but he'd have to mutter filthy things in that accent,wich Is what Ive always found the most appealing thing about him.

Good lord. Is this what passes for hot for the PBS Eldergays?

More on tartan hottie Nicholas D. Lowry.

(I've seen his name written two ways; Nico and Nicho. If I knew him I'd ask him which was correct or which was preferred.)

He's a vegan so we'll have to skip dinner and get right to the fucking.

R158, you just know Nico is a great fuck.

Nico is gay, right? I saw an auction that he curated that included gay porn items from the 1970s and before.

Yes, R160, you hit it. Nico is most definitely gay.

I would do just about anything for a night with Kevin Zavian. First up on the agenda would be my tongue in his asshole.

Agreed, R162. Would do the same with Nicholas Dawes. Both Nicholases, in fact.

They’re all frumpy fucks for elderly gay men who worship antiquities

Remind us why you're here, R164?

For shits n grins r165. No hard feelings.

Well, R164, I'm interested to read who would be on your list of desirable - and, more importantly, acceptable - fucks?

I'm an "eldergay" and would be interested in which men would be acceptable to you and other assorted young men such as yourself. I still have a lot to learn at my age.

R167

Write your phone no on the back of an ATM machine receipt that says your balance in $300,000. You will get a return phone call....

R48 Lark Mason III is lovely.

A new addition to the list of hot AR whores. Jasmani Francis might not have a great face, but he's got a bod that was meant for fucking and being fucked.

I just signed up for tickets when they come to my town in a few months. I hope they appreciate my treasures! I’ll report back about who I see if I win tickets in the lottery.

R171, who would you fuck out of all those guys?