Daniel Craig Shimmies in Steamy Vodka Ad Directed by Taika Waititi

God, the pursed lips are so...fey.

That is an epic fail. They should have gotten Jason Statham who can actually dance.

One of those people you scratch your head and wonder why Hollywood foists him on the public. He's never been attractive, interesting or sexy. Looks like "3rd Russian thug on the left" in an action picture.

They should’ve made Idris Elba James Bond two movies ago.

Great skin for a 54 year old

Cringe

Great body still.

#5, looks like he's had a tune-up. He was looking pretty crocodile for a while.

If I’d ever liked him I’d be embarrassed for him.

His name is Fag.. James Fag

He's going to break a hip if he's not careful.

This guy is so fucking ugly and a mediocre actor. He has a decent body for a short old guy—so what?

Why does everything have to be so [italic]cringe[/italic]?

Craggyface Craig.

I didn't want to like it, but I liked it.

Looks like Ellen.

Hideous!

Ahhhhhh SOOKIE SOOKIE NOW!

What ridiculous comments. 99% of DLers have danced drunk by themselves around the house. For sure.

Jesus wept, that is a horror show.

[quote]Jesus wept, that is a horror show.

Scare me, Baby. Scare me all night long.

(Thank you, Belvedere, this is the earliest I've ever completed my holiday shopping)

Why is he all tatted up? Does not suit his persona at all.

Stopped watching after one minute. BORING.

Lame. I feel vaguely embarrassed for him.

His face looks a lot older than his body. The necklace annoys me.

I'm not going to watch it, but I also know that no one who posts on Datalounge should be saying someone else is hideous, old, and/or embarrassing.

Lol R10

This is quite fun. He looks great. The music is terrific. But I’m on likely to buy the vodka.

Only boring people are bored.

I'd let him fuck me.

You’d let a traffic cone fuck you.

Yeah, Christopher Walken did this already…

I thought it was fun.

He has trashy under arm tattoos?

Why does he look oddly feminine?

He looks good but I find the video cringeworthy. It's... embarrassing. WTF does this have to do with vodka.

It seems like it's more of a Taika Waititi wet dream about Daniel Craig, and TW should also be embarrassed for a number of reasons.

Wasted face.

Too much rouge and eyeshadow.

First of all, that’s a womon.

Are those tads just for the ad?

*tats

No, those are his real tatts.

That rear shot of him in the cream suit looks like he's taking a piss.

I'm embarrassed for him.

I love the underarm tattoos. And yes. he looks his age.

Old fat homos shouldn't be embarrassed for anyone but themselves, though. Such audacity.

R30 and Walken is a trained dancer.

He's not fat, Mary Kate.

Looks like Craig is having more fun. I guess playing Bond came with stipulations.

What's interesting about him is that even though he looks like such a tough guy he's actually fairly sensitive (which i think is why he was so successful as Bond--and whatever petty carpings people have about him here, he was clearly the most popular performer to play Bond since Roger Moore).

He still seems gayer than a goose. Whatever sort of arrangement he has with Rachel Weisz, I hope they're happy and she gets to have sex with him at least some of the time.

I don't understand all of the negative posts as this ad represents DC CLEARLY shedding his perfect Bond image (paparazzi craziness included) and showing the real man behind the role. The goofy, tattooed awkward dancer leather-clad guy is his reality in a nutshell. Taika captured it perfectly.

I liked it; go fuck yourselves bitches. I'd kneel for that man any day.

R48 - I couldn't find the article that I read that was much more detailed and included a bit about him kissing all his male costars but this is as close as I could find.

Try this one instead.

I disagree with many of you here...

Daniel Craig may not have classical good looks, but he's sex on a stick to me! He has a great body. He's attractive. He's interesting. And he can poke fun at himself.

Jeez, that ad was hot and funny...the perfect combo.

Craig is fun!

He’s in great shape.

I agree he is sex on a stick.

R56 He is a drunk aged bottom, desperate to pickup as the bar is closing.

I hate to see older men make fools of themselves.

Even as well-paid market whores.

r57: with that body, who gives a shit.

I like him best when he's in a bathtub.

R13 “cringe” is a verb, not an adjective.

He used to live across the street. He's okay. He needs the right lighting. He's definitely gay.

He’s straight, white, and has muscles.

On Datalounge, that makes him sexy.

If that guy walked over to you in a dark gay bar you’d roll your eyes and turn away.

Oh Mary at r63: like you wouldn't drop down so fast your kneecaps would shatter!

[italic]PLEASE.[/italic]

Damn. That ass!

This is the male version of the Jennifer Aniston Allure photo spread.

If Daniel Craig were gay, we'd know. He was a theatre actor FFS.

We should all look so good at that age.

Belvedere is my favorite vodka. They’re going in the wrong direction.

R67 But, we do Blanche. We do know he is gay'.

It's very silly but he is at least having fun and I didn't mind him. Do him? Yeah, I would.

Well Taika knows a thing or two about being in the closet too.

R72 Taika is bi.

And not open about it R73.

That grill at the end is so cringy.

Is he trying to channel Madonna circa Confessions Tour?

I would drink this man's piss. Repeatedly. Upon command. With vigor.

I would not call that ad "steamy," OP.

He is smokin’ hot in this.

Ehhh.

His makeup! Made me think of the old pedo in Death in Venice.

What was steamy about the ad?

glad he cumin out. we saw him at bars often in mexico.....gr8 guy!!!!!

Nothing original. Sweden's Mikael Persbrandt did something similar 15 years ago.

More Persbrandt

His resting bitch face reminds me of the actor in “Billie Eliot”

We need to insert this scene into the finale.

I'd buy a front row, center seat to a Craig v. Persbrandt dance-off!

He is like womon.

I don’t like him.

Why is he always pursing his lips.

Dick wilter.

I couldn’t get through 10 seconds of that.

This is sad and depressing.

You were James Bond. Have some fucking dignity.

Is a pathetic cry for attention. On the level of Madonna's alien face and BBL level of attebtion

Old.

Next.

R90 - James Bond is a fictional character. Daniel Craig is an actor, and apparently, a goof-ball. Calm down.

Slightly off-topic, but relevant:

Is DL experiencing a pre-holiday/end-of-year troll rush? Brackish Friday?

Take a look around the board, the creatures are crawling out of the ooze in record numbers and wasting no time in attempting to defile every thread they touch.

Begone, trolls! Shoo!

Gawd, Daniel Craig really looks like shit on Colbert’s show. Aging terribly.

I’d rather fuck Taika Waititi. He’s a bit much but I find him sexy.

[quote] Why does everything have to be so cringe?

Look at the new zealand films made by him a decade ago.

New zealand humour is all about self-deprecation and cringe.

Love it!

OP- Steamy?

Daniel Craig has NO curb appeal

seen him shake his hungry tits in puerto vallarta. hot fun guy. knows how to party like a rock god.