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Daniel Craig Shimmies in Steamy Vodka Ad Directed by Taika Waititi

Rita Ora and rapper Giggs provide the catchy track that Craig thrusts to while undressing throughout a Paris hotel.

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by Anonymousreply 99November 27, 2022 7:57 PM

God, the pursed lips are so...fey.

by Anonymousreply 1November 11, 2022 4:29 PM

That is an epic fail. They should have gotten Jason Statham who can actually dance.

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by Anonymousreply 2November 11, 2022 4:33 PM

One of those people you scratch your head and wonder why Hollywood foists him on the public. He's never been attractive, interesting or sexy. Looks like "3rd Russian thug on the left" in an action picture.

by Anonymousreply 3November 11, 2022 4:39 PM

They should’ve made Idris Elba James Bond two movies ago.

by Anonymousreply 4November 11, 2022 4:42 PM

Great skin for a 54 year old

by Anonymousreply 5November 11, 2022 4:54 PM

Cringe

by Anonymousreply 6November 11, 2022 4:55 PM

Great body still.

by Anonymousreply 7November 11, 2022 5:00 PM

#5, looks like he's had a tune-up. He was looking pretty crocodile for a while.

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by Anonymousreply 8November 11, 2022 5:01 PM

If I’d ever liked him I’d be embarrassed for him.

by Anonymousreply 9November 11, 2022 6:07 PM

His name is Fag.. James Fag

by Anonymousreply 10November 11, 2022 6:12 PM

He's going to break a hip if he's not careful.

by Anonymousreply 11November 11, 2022 6:12 PM

This guy is so fucking ugly and a mediocre actor. He has a decent body for a short old guy—so what?

by Anonymousreply 12November 11, 2022 6:12 PM

Why does everything have to be so [italic]cringe[/italic]?

by Anonymousreply 13November 11, 2022 6:14 PM

Craggyface Craig.

by Anonymousreply 14November 11, 2022 6:18 PM

I didn't want to like it, but I liked it.

by Anonymousreply 15November 11, 2022 6:22 PM

Looks like Ellen.

Hideous!

by Anonymousreply 16November 11, 2022 6:25 PM

Ahhhhhh SOOKIE SOOKIE NOW!

by Anonymousreply 17November 11, 2022 6:27 PM

What ridiculous comments. 99% of DLers have danced drunk by themselves around the house. For sure.

by Anonymousreply 18November 11, 2022 6:28 PM

Jesus wept, that is a horror show.

by Anonymousreply 19November 11, 2022 6:31 PM

[quote]Jesus wept, that is a horror show.

Scare me, Baby. Scare me all night long.

(Thank you, Belvedere, this is the earliest I've ever completed my holiday shopping)

by Anonymousreply 20November 11, 2022 6:37 PM

Why is he all tatted up? Does not suit his persona at all.

by Anonymousreply 21November 11, 2022 6:39 PM

Stopped watching after one minute. BORING.

by Anonymousreply 22November 11, 2022 6:42 PM

Lame. I feel vaguely embarrassed for him.

His face looks a lot older than his body. The necklace annoys me.

by Anonymousreply 23November 11, 2022 6:47 PM

I'm not going to watch it, but I also know that no one who posts on Datalounge should be saying someone else is hideous, old, and/or embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 24November 11, 2022 6:48 PM

Lol R10

by Anonymousreply 25November 11, 2022 6:48 PM

This is quite fun. He looks great. The music is terrific. But I’m on likely to buy the vodka.

by Anonymousreply 26November 11, 2022 6:49 PM

Only boring people are bored.

by Anonymousreply 27November 11, 2022 6:51 PM

I'd let him fuck me.

by Anonymousreply 28November 11, 2022 6:59 PM

You’d let a traffic cone fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 29November 11, 2022 7:01 PM

Yeah, Christopher Walken did this already…

by Anonymousreply 30November 11, 2022 7:04 PM

I thought it was fun.

by Anonymousreply 31November 11, 2022 7:09 PM

He has trashy under arm tattoos?

by Anonymousreply 32November 11, 2022 7:12 PM

Why does he look oddly feminine?

by Anonymousreply 33November 11, 2022 7:19 PM

He looks good but I find the video cringeworthy. It's... embarrassing. WTF does this have to do with vodka.

It seems like it's more of a Taika Waititi wet dream about Daniel Craig, and TW should also be embarrassed for a number of reasons.

by Anonymousreply 34November 11, 2022 7:19 PM

Wasted face.

by Anonymousreply 35November 11, 2022 7:24 PM

Too much rouge and eyeshadow.

by Anonymousreply 36November 11, 2022 8:03 PM

First of all, that’s a womon.

by Anonymousreply 37November 11, 2022 8:03 PM

Are those tads just for the ad?

by Anonymousreply 38November 11, 2022 8:04 PM

*tats

by Anonymousreply 39November 11, 2022 8:04 PM

No, those are his real tatts.

by Anonymousreply 40November 11, 2022 8:05 PM

That rear shot of him in the cream suit looks like he's taking a piss.

by Anonymousreply 41November 11, 2022 8:06 PM

I'm embarrassed for him.

by Anonymousreply 42November 11, 2022 8:07 PM

I love the underarm tattoos. And yes. he looks his age.

by Anonymousreply 43November 11, 2022 8:10 PM

Old fat homos shouldn't be embarrassed for anyone but themselves, though. Such audacity.

by Anonymousreply 44November 11, 2022 8:13 PM

R30 and Walken is a trained dancer.

by Anonymousreply 45November 11, 2022 8:23 PM

He's not fat, Mary Kate.

by Anonymousreply 46November 11, 2022 8:25 PM

Looks like Craig is having more fun. I guess playing Bond came with stipulations.

by Anonymousreply 47November 11, 2022 8:27 PM

What's interesting about him is that even though he looks like such a tough guy he's actually fairly sensitive (which i think is why he was so successful as Bond--and whatever petty carpings people have about him here, he was clearly the most popular performer to play Bond since Roger Moore).

He still seems gayer than a goose. Whatever sort of arrangement he has with Rachel Weisz, I hope they're happy and she gets to have sex with him at least some of the time.

by Anonymousreply 48November 11, 2022 8:56 PM

I don't understand all of the negative posts as this ad represents DC CLEARLY shedding his perfect Bond image (paparazzi craziness included) and showing the real man behind the role. The goofy, tattooed awkward dancer leather-clad guy is his reality in a nutshell. Taika captured it perfectly.

by Anonymousreply 49November 11, 2022 9:05 PM

I liked it; go fuck yourselves bitches. I'd kneel for that man any day.

by Anonymousreply 50November 11, 2022 9:24 PM

R48 - I couldn't find the article that I read that was much more detailed and included a bit about him kissing all his male costars but this is as close as I could find.

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by Anonymousreply 51November 11, 2022 10:01 PM

Try this one instead.

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by Anonymousreply 52November 11, 2022 10:05 PM

I disagree with many of you here...

Daniel Craig may not have classical good looks, but he's sex on a stick to me! He has a great body. He's attractive. He's interesting. And he can poke fun at himself.

Jeez, that ad was hot and funny...the perfect combo.

by Anonymousreply 53November 11, 2022 10:18 PM

Craig is fun!

by Anonymousreply 54November 11, 2022 10:38 PM

He’s in great shape.

by Anonymousreply 55November 11, 2022 11:05 PM

I agree he is sex on a stick.

by Anonymousreply 56November 11, 2022 11:06 PM

R56 He is a drunk aged bottom, desperate to pickup as the bar is closing.

by Anonymousreply 57November 11, 2022 11:16 PM

I hate to see older men make fools of themselves.

Even as well-paid market whores.

by Anonymousreply 58November 11, 2022 11:19 PM

r57: with that body, who gives a shit.

by Anonymousreply 59November 11, 2022 11:20 PM

I like him best when he's in a bathtub.

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by Anonymousreply 60November 11, 2022 11:30 PM

R13 “cringe” is a verb, not an adjective.

by Anonymousreply 61November 11, 2022 11:32 PM

He used to live across the street. He's okay. He needs the right lighting. He's definitely gay.

by Anonymousreply 62November 11, 2022 11:49 PM

He’s straight, white, and has muscles.

On Datalounge, that makes him sexy.

If that guy walked over to you in a dark gay bar you’d roll your eyes and turn away.

by Anonymousreply 63November 11, 2022 11:51 PM

Oh Mary at r63: like you wouldn't drop down so fast your kneecaps would shatter!

[italic]PLEASE.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 64November 11, 2022 11:53 PM

Damn. That ass!

by Anonymousreply 65November 12, 2022 12:10 AM

This is the male version of the Jennifer Aniston Allure photo spread.

by Anonymousreply 66November 12, 2022 12:31 AM

If Daniel Craig were gay, we'd know. He was a theatre actor FFS.

by Anonymousreply 67November 12, 2022 2:36 AM

We should all look so good at that age.

by Anonymousreply 68November 12, 2022 3:14 AM

Belvedere is my favorite vodka. They’re going in the wrong direction.

by Anonymousreply 69November 12, 2022 3:21 AM

R67 But, we do Blanche. We do know he is gay'.

by Anonymousreply 70November 12, 2022 3:32 AM

It's very silly but he is at least having fun and I didn't mind him. Do him? Yeah, I would.

by Anonymousreply 71November 12, 2022 3:48 AM

Well Taika knows a thing or two about being in the closet too.

by Anonymousreply 72November 12, 2022 11:27 AM

R72 Taika is bi.

by Anonymousreply 73November 12, 2022 11:49 AM

And not open about it R73.

by Anonymousreply 74November 12, 2022 4:30 PM

That grill at the end is so cringy.

Is he trying to channel Madonna circa Confessions Tour?

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by Anonymousreply 75November 12, 2022 5:15 PM

I would drink this man's piss. Repeatedly. Upon command. With vigor.

by Anonymousreply 76November 15, 2022 3:56 AM

I would not call that ad "steamy," OP.

by Anonymousreply 77November 15, 2022 4:02 AM

He is smokin’ hot in this.

by Anonymousreply 78November 15, 2022 4:03 AM

Ehhh.

by Anonymousreply 79November 15, 2022 4:03 AM

His makeup! Made me think of the old pedo in Death in Venice.

by Anonymousreply 80November 15, 2022 4:06 AM

What was steamy about the ad?

by Anonymousreply 81November 15, 2022 4:15 AM

glad he cumin out. we saw him at bars often in mexico.....gr8 guy!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 82November 15, 2022 6:04 AM

Nothing original. Sweden's Mikael Persbrandt did something similar 15 years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 83November 15, 2022 2:22 PM

More Persbrandt

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by Anonymousreply 84November 15, 2022 2:23 PM

His resting bitch face reminds me of the actor in “Billie Eliot”

We need to insert this scene into the finale.

by Anonymousreply 85November 15, 2022 3:40 PM

I'd buy a front row, center seat to a Craig v. Persbrandt dance-off!

by Anonymousreply 86November 15, 2022 7:49 PM

He is like womon.

by Anonymousreply 87November 15, 2022 7:55 PM

I don’t like him.

Why is he always pursing his lips.

Dick wilter.

by Anonymousreply 88November 15, 2022 8:25 PM

I couldn’t get through 10 seconds of that.

by Anonymousreply 89November 17, 2022 7:35 AM

This is sad and depressing.

You were James Bond. Have some fucking dignity.

Is a pathetic cry for attention. On the level of Madonna's alien face and BBL level of attebtion

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by Anonymousreply 90November 17, 2022 5:03 PM

Old.

Next.

by Anonymousreply 91November 17, 2022 5:04 PM

R90 - James Bond is a fictional character. Daniel Craig is an actor, and apparently, a goof-ball. Calm down.

by Anonymousreply 92November 17, 2022 5:37 PM

Slightly off-topic, but relevant:

Is DL experiencing a pre-holiday/end-of-year troll rush? Brackish Friday?

Take a look around the board, the creatures are crawling out of the ooze in record numbers and wasting no time in attempting to defile every thread they touch.

Begone, trolls! Shoo!

by Anonymousreply 93November 17, 2022 6:06 PM

Gawd, Daniel Craig really looks like shit on Colbert’s show. Aging terribly.

by Anonymousreply 94November 24, 2022 12:10 AM

I’d rather fuck Taika Waititi. He’s a bit much but I find him sexy.

by Anonymousreply 95November 24, 2022 12:18 AM

[quote] Why does everything have to be so cringe?

Look at the new zealand films made by him a decade ago.

New zealand humour is all about self-deprecation and cringe.

by Anonymousreply 96November 24, 2022 12:19 AM

Love it!

by Anonymousreply 97November 24, 2022 12:41 AM

OP- Steamy?

Daniel Craig has NO curb appeal

by Anonymousreply 98November 24, 2022 12:53 AM

seen him shake his hungry tits in puerto vallarta. hot fun guy. knows how to party like a rock god.

by Anonymousreply 99November 27, 2022 7:57 PM
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