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I threw this cat who visits me off my desk. Not hard, but he annoyed me. Now he's gone and I miss him.

How do I get him back? I'm a bad person.

by Anonymousreply 23March 18, 2023 7:24 PM

That’s what you get. Deal with it.

by Anonymousreply 1November 11, 2022 1:32 PM

Is this him?

Be more careful next time.

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by Anonymousreply 2November 11, 2022 1:49 PM

It bloody well will be him next time he saunters in tail in the air and presenting hole. That little bastard took his revenge by spilling a bottle of wine and there's flour all over the floor. I'll cut off his little nuts, I swear.

by Anonymousreply 3November 11, 2022 10:32 PM

I hope he shits in your slippers and wipes his asshole on your toothbrush

by Anonymousreply 4November 11, 2022 10:38 PM

Why are lesbians so anti hooman?

by Anonymousreply 5November 12, 2022 4:49 AM

Cats don’t forget. I visited my sister’s cat recently, &she climbed up my leg in an attempt to jump on my shoulder—while I was standing up—which she’d done to me months ago. She hasn’t done this to anyone else, ever.

by Anonymousreply 6November 12, 2022 6:19 AM

This cat has very bad manners. I woke up and he was in bed with me. Obviously trash, not well bred. Very pushy.

by Anonymousreply 7November 17, 2022 11:25 AM

This thread is not going to end well.

OP, you are doomed.

by Anonymousreply 8November 17, 2022 11:27 AM

Bye bitch

by Anonymousreply 9November 17, 2022 11:37 AM

Muriel, you’re awful.

by Anonymousreply 10November 17, 2022 1:02 PM

That cat is plotting your demise. Be prepared. Don't fuck with a cat.

by Anonymousreply 11November 17, 2022 1:07 PM

^ if he was plotting my death, well, he got his ass whupped by a big tomcat (also not mine) and he's run away. Good riddance.

by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2022 12:11 PM

I wish someone would throw you off a cliff. You’re annoying OP and an animal abuser who doesn’t deserve a cats love! Fuck the fuck off!

by Anonymousreply 13November 19, 2022 12:14 PM

OP is trolling us. He saw how many responses that loser who hit a stray with his newspaper got here last week.

by Anonymousreply 14November 19, 2022 12:17 PM

I hope she shits in one of OPs wigs!

by Anonymousreply 15November 19, 2022 8:16 PM

He's back. Even brought a playmate. I think he's quite young. Then the little bastard got in bed with me so I smacked him off because he started snoring.

by Anonymousreply 16November 22, 2022 3:52 AM

R2, wow, that cat is from1821? Over a hundred years ago. Amazing that it looks just like a cat from today.

by Anonymousreply 17November 22, 2022 4:09 AM

OP, a cat "visits" you? Is he an escort?

I don't know of many places of employment with cats, or dogs, running around, unless you work in a vet's office, an animal shelter or some hipster record shop.

by Anonymousreply 18November 22, 2022 4:34 AM

I took a dump in your favorite coffee cup.

by Anonymousreply 19November 22, 2022 6:15 AM

I found the little bastard sleeping on my bed! God knows where he's been. It can't be good to have a stinky pussy wander off the neighborhood and crawl into your bed.

by Anonymousreply 20March 18, 2023 5:35 PM

I don't know about that r20, I have never had anyone complain.

by Anonymousreply 21March 18, 2023 7:16 PM

You only get one chance with cats...and now you're marked for death.

by Anonymousreply 22March 18, 2023 7:22 PM

I'm so glad the OP gave up this kind of thing once the holiday depression drinking let up and she returned to just being a cunt among us cunts.

by Anonymousreply 23March 18, 2023 7:24 PM
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