I threw this cat who visits me off my desk. Not hard, but he annoyed me. Now he's gone and I miss him.

That’s what you get. Deal with it.

Is this him?

Be more careful next time.

It bloody well will be him next time he saunters in tail in the air and presenting hole. That little bastard took his revenge by spilling a bottle of wine and there's flour all over the floor. I'll cut off his little nuts, I swear.

I hope he shits in your slippers and wipes his asshole on your toothbrush

Why are lesbians so anti hooman?

Cats don’t forget. I visited my sister’s cat recently, &she climbed up my leg in an attempt to jump on my shoulder—while I was standing up—which she’d done to me months ago. She hasn’t done this to anyone else, ever.

This cat has very bad manners. I woke up and he was in bed with me. Obviously trash, not well bred. Very pushy.

This thread is not going to end well.

OP, you are doomed.

Bye bitch

Muriel, you’re awful.

That cat is plotting your demise. Be prepared. Don't fuck with a cat.

^ if he was plotting my death, well, he got his ass whupped by a big tomcat (also not mine) and he's run away. Good riddance.

I wish someone would throw you off a cliff. You’re annoying OP and an animal abuser who doesn’t deserve a cats love! Fuck the fuck off!

OP is trolling us. He saw how many responses that loser who hit a stray with his newspaper got here last week.

I hope she shits in one of OPs wigs!

He's back. Even brought a playmate. I think he's quite young. Then the little bastard got in bed with me so I smacked him off because he started snoring.

R2, wow, that cat is from1821? Over a hundred years ago. Amazing that it looks just like a cat from today.

OP, a cat "visits" you? Is he an escort?

I don't know of many places of employment with cats, or dogs, running around, unless you work in a vet's office, an animal shelter or some hipster record shop.

I took a dump in your favorite coffee cup.

I found the little bastard sleeping on my bed! God knows where he's been. It can't be good to have a stinky pussy wander off the neighborhood and crawl into your bed.

I don't know about that r20, I have never had anyone complain.

You only get one chance with cats...and now you're marked for death.

I'm so glad the OP gave up this kind of thing once the holiday depression drinking let up and she returned to just being a cunt among us cunts.