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Madison Cawthorn bought a $1M home in Cape Coral, FL

[quote]Records show that the 27-year-old congressman purchased the home, located at 2213 SW 52nd St., in August. The Citizen-Times in Asheville reached out to Cawthorn's spokesperson, but didn't get a comment about his plans once he leaves office on Jan. 3 or whether a potential upcoming move would be permanent.

[quote]If Cawthorn makes Southwest Florida his new permanent home, he might have a chance at reigniting his political career back up. Lee County's voter demographics show 149,731 votes cast by Republican voters out of the 276,255 overall votes counted during the 2022 midterm elections.

[quote]However, he will need to physically be in North Carolina for upcoming court dates. The Citizen Times reported he is set to appear on Jan. 13 in Mecklenburg County District Court on a charge of carrying a loaded gun while going through airport security.

[quote]His other North Carolina court dates include Dec. 12 in Cleveland County on a charge of driving while license revoked and Feb. 2 for a speeding charge in Polk County.

How did he pay for this?

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by Anonymousreply 229December 2, 2022 2:08 PM
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by Anonymousreply 1November 11, 2022 3:34 AM

[quote] How did he pay for this?

With nature's credit card, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 2November 11, 2022 3:36 AM

Freshman Reps like Maddie and Bobo (Lauren Boebert) make really good money selling themselves to foreign interests. Bobo started off in congress broke and is worth about $40 million now. Same with Maddie

by Anonymousreply 3November 11, 2022 3:38 AM

Is Cousin Stephen coming along?

by Anonymousreply 4November 11, 2022 3:43 AM

^ Somebody has to scrub his ass

by Anonymousreply 5November 11, 2022 3:47 AM

Hes looking rough in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 6November 11, 2022 3:50 AM

He is going to do radio/podcast. Florida is where most of them broadcast from.

by Anonymousreply 7November 11, 2022 3:52 AM

[quote] Did Cape Coral get damage from the hurricane Ian (Sept. 2022) ?

[quote] After hurricane Ian's landfall in late September, Cape Coral suffered massively, with almost every structure experiencing some damage. The city also experienced water and power restoration issues with the latter taking more time to get completely restored.

Madison purchased the home in August.

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by Anonymousreply 8November 11, 2022 3:52 AM

Drug fueled orgies for straight guys really pay off.

by Anonymousreply 9November 11, 2022 3:57 AM

I volunteer to scrub his ass. Stephen, get out of my way.

by Anonymousreply 10November 11, 2022 4:03 AM

Oh wow he aged 8 years in 1 year.

by Anonymousreply 11November 11, 2022 4:16 AM

Who is his sugar daddy?

by Anonymousreply 12November 11, 2022 4:18 AM

R10, I think you'll be fine...no one is lining up to scrub his ass.

by Anonymousreply 13November 11, 2022 4:25 AM

It was all about the grift and noise anyway.

by Anonymousreply 14November 11, 2022 4:26 AM

Perfect state for this shithead has-been. He can sit-his ground and shot some folks without repurcussions if anyone tries to "mess with him" and beat up the rotting palm trees in his backyard for funsies. He'll be in the news as a "Florida Man" in no time!

by Anonymousreply 15November 11, 2022 4:27 AM

That pool looks big enough to drown in.

by Anonymousreply 16November 11, 2022 4:57 AM

I visit Cape Coral frequently, maybe I will do a drive-by.

by Anonymousreply 17November 11, 2022 7:27 AM

I’m constantly amazed at how ugly and depressing most newer American houses are inside.

by Anonymousreply 18November 11, 2022 7:36 AM

^ Florida is the worst. A million bucks and the interior is covered with Home Depot tile that cost .50 a square. At least it's on a canal and comes with a nice boat for his douchebros to come down and visit all winter. Although I have a hard time believing it's actually there being right in the path of that hurricane 🤔

by Anonymousreply 19November 11, 2022 9:13 AM

That's how breeders live R18.

by Anonymousreply 20November 11, 2022 1:35 PM

Is that a gay neighborhood? The name sounds very gay. Old Jewish people and gay.

by Anonymousreply 21November 11, 2022 2:20 PM

Lots of alligators in the moat? You *know* he can't swim...

by Anonymousreply 22November 11, 2022 2:28 PM

"Oh wow he aged 8 years in 1 year."

Well, that will happen when you're suddenly and unexpectedly confronted with the problem of having to earn an honest living after spending your entire life being supported by mommy and daddy or grifting the public by being a do nothing/know nothing congressman.

by Anonymousreply 23November 11, 2022 2:34 PM

Hope it’s not a two story or split level home.

by Anonymousreply 24November 11, 2022 2:38 PM

Is there some SuperPac who bought this house for him?

by Anonymousreply 25November 11, 2022 2:39 PM

MAGATS think he’s into - *ick* - dudes!!

Who’s his audience?

by Anonymousreply 26November 11, 2022 2:39 PM

Is there a guest room for cousin Agador? How do the sleeping arrangements work?

by Anonymousreply 27November 11, 2022 2:43 PM

How many rich old disks did he have to suck for $1 M?

by Anonymousreply 28November 11, 2022 2:43 PM

[quote]How did he pay for this?

He got a $3-mil payout from the 2014 car accident that put him in the chair.

He's also got other pending law suites for something like $30-mil more relating to the accident. It's doubtful he'll get all that but he might get a few more mill out of it.

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by Anonymousreply 29November 11, 2022 2:44 PM

[quote] He's also got other pending law suites

A junior suite? I particularly asked for a two bedroom suite!

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by Anonymousreply 30November 11, 2022 2:49 PM

R29: I think Maddie settled the case in July this year and is no longer suing

Unfortunately the article from Citizen Times is restricted

by Anonymousreply 31November 11, 2022 2:53 PM

No offense to the locals but when I visited a friend in Fort Myers years ago we went out to someone’s house in Cape Coral and I thought it was just awful out there, it’s nothing but mile after mile of one story tract houses, alligator ditches and a few strip malls. Maybe there’s a “good part”, but I didn’t see it. Imagining Cawthorn living out there is appropriate. I’d like to see him chased around his yard by a gator.

by Anonymousreply 32November 11, 2022 2:59 PM

[quote] [R29]: I think Maddie settled the case in July this year and is no longer suing

Well there's the money for the new house.

by Anonymousreply 33November 11, 2022 3:17 PM

In the good part of Cape Coral, they use 300 thread count sheets to make their hooded robes. Dolly Madison will fit in nicely. here, perhaps with OnlyFans. I'd love to see him flop around the pool area dressed like a mermaid.

by Anonymousreply 34November 11, 2022 3:21 PM

I would call the interiors of that house a study in dull.

by Anonymousreply 35November 11, 2022 3:33 PM
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by Anonymousreply 36November 11, 2022 3:52 PM

It’ll be nice for him to explore nearby Jewfish Creek. “They” renamed the actual fish, but didn’t think about the map.

by Anonymousreply 37November 11, 2022 3:56 PM

Would be a shame if accidentally rolled into a canal. 🦽

by Anonymousreply 38November 11, 2022 4:12 PM

Don't worry about our Maddie, being a Republican Congressman is VERY profitable... 😏

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by Anonymousreply 39November 11, 2022 5:56 PM

This site's continued obsession with this crippled clown, baffles me.

by Anonymousreply 40November 11, 2022 6:00 PM


by Anonymousreply 41November 11, 2022 6:06 PM

@r40, Really? I think he's perfect for DL. Good-looking, but defective, Gay, but closeted and a complete asshole

by Anonymousreply 42November 11, 2022 6:07 PM

[quote]Really? I think he's perfect for DL. Good-looking, but defective, Gay, but closeted and a complete asshole.

If he didn't exist in real life, DL would have had to create him.

by Anonymousreply 43November 11, 2022 6:10 PM

People tend to explicitly belittle Male Beauty, while being complete In thrall to its power unconsciously

by Anonymousreply 44November 11, 2022 6:21 PM

do you have an odd voice, r44?

i heard it as i read it.

by Anonymousreply 45November 11, 2022 6:24 PM

[quote]Who is his sugar daddy?

Lady Lindsay Graham. Who else ?

by Anonymousreply 46November 11, 2022 6:32 PM

R38 Unfortunately, I don’t think alligators eat their own.

by Anonymousreply 47November 11, 2022 6:34 PM

^ But the love rats 😏

by Anonymousreply 48November 11, 2022 6:45 PM

One of the Twitter replies suggests money laundering and links to this 12/2021 article

[quote]Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) did an interview with the Daily Caller ahead of his wedding describing the way that he met his wife after a trip to Stockholm, which ended up with him visiting a casino in Russia.

[quote]According to Cawthorn, the traveling group he was with took a ferry to St. Petersburg to gamble. That's when he met a new friend, an Army captain from Miami. Arriving back in the U.S., the captain, whose name is "Todd," lied to Cawthorn to get him to come to a fake Crossfit competition in Miami. When Cawthorn got there, all he found was a girl that "Captain Todd" wanted Cawthorn to meet. She ultimately became Cawthorn's wife, but the couple announced they'll divorce after just 8 months together.

[quote]There's no investigation into Cawthorn's trip or allegations about the "casino" he visited in St. Petersburg. Right now, it's merely activists asking questions and suspicion. However, the reason that the questions are coming up, is that this isn't the first politician who has faced questions about whether a close contact could be a foreign asset.


[quote]But now liberal activists are asking questions about whether Cawthorn was part of a similar effort after he disclosed the story of his relationship with "Captain Todd."

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by Anonymousreply 49November 11, 2022 10:25 PM

One of the quote Tweets related to the suggestion at R49

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by Anonymousreply 50November 11, 2022 10:26 PM

[quote]describing the way that he met his wife after a trip to Stockholm, which ended up with him visiting a casino in Russia.

Sooner or later all republicans wind up in Russia.

by Anonymousreply 51November 11, 2022 10:29 PM

Someone's been on a meth bender!

by Anonymousreply 52November 11, 2022 10:37 PM

Funny thing is gambling is illegal in all of Russia. There are no "casinos" in Russia 🤔

by Anonymousreply 53November 11, 2022 11:33 PM

Who's gonna carry Cousin Stephen across the threshold?

by Anonymousreply 54November 11, 2022 11:34 PM

"Gambling in Russia is legal in four regional subject areas, and in 2009 was made illegal in all other areas of Russia.[1][2][3]

In 2009, gambling was banned almost everywhere in Russia. The only exceptions are four specially arranged zones in the Altai, Krasnodar, Kaliningrad, and Primorsky regions." -Wikipedia

by Anonymousreply 55November 11, 2022 11:35 PM

Hope he has his evac route planned out. Cape Coral does not seem wheelchair friendly.

by Anonymousreply 56November 12, 2022 12:15 AM


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by Anonymousreply 57November 12, 2022 12:18 AM

At least he won’t be too put out when an alligator chomps on his feet.

by Anonymousreply 58November 12, 2022 12:39 AM

Rent.Men Fort Meyers

by Anonymousreply 59November 12, 2022 1:56 AM

Someone worth $50 million would be awfully out of place in Cape Coral. If not Naples, then possibly Bonita Springs I could see.

by Anonymousreply 60November 12, 2022 2:26 AM

He is not worth $49 million. Don't you people know by now that anytime someone in the media has their net worth stated for the world to see it's always grossly exaggerated.

by Anonymousreply 61November 12, 2022 2:33 AM

Now stay home.

by Anonymousreply 62November 12, 2022 2:38 AM

I would be shocked if he was worth $49. The down payment for that house is either from his parents or dirty money.

by Anonymousreply 63November 12, 2022 2:38 AM

I can't wait for the video of Matty wheeling like fuck around the yard, being chased by a huge gator and screaming like the little bitch he is.

by Anonymousreply 64November 12, 2022 2:42 AM

My sister in law lives a few streets over. The houses are nice and all, but nothing special. Small, non descript.

by Anonymousreply 65November 12, 2022 2:44 AM

I’m assuming this town has a few sleazy strip clubs in it?

by Anonymousreply 66November 12, 2022 2:47 AM

Every Deplorable will eventually move to Flarda. Then perish in the flooding from a superhurricane.

by Anonymousreply 67November 12, 2022 2:57 AM

Hurricane Ian turned that area into one big sewer.

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by Anonymousreply 68November 12, 2022 3:04 AM

I wonder if his muscles are still huge...

by Anonymousreply 69November 12, 2022 3:06 AM

Eww. Is that all poop?

by Anonymousreply 70November 12, 2022 3:20 AM

Probably dirt R69.

by Anonymousreply 71November 12, 2022 3:22 AM

LOL he bought at the peak of the market!

by Anonymousreply 72November 12, 2022 4:37 AM

Btw, who is the guy to Maddy's right with the jeans, pecs, and oddly damp shirt?

by Anonymousreply 73November 12, 2022 7:33 AM

^ some headless chicken

by Anonymousreply 74November 12, 2022 9:05 AM

Gators like fresh, not spoiled meat.

by Anonymousreply 75November 12, 2022 9:17 AM

R73 You can see his face in this other shot at the same event.

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by Anonymousreply 76November 12, 2022 9:32 AM

of course he's moving there to get elected.

by Anonymousreply 77November 12, 2022 9:37 AM

R76, thank you, even If that was a disappointment.

by Anonymousreply 78November 12, 2022 9:48 AM

Cawthorn is so going to be Whatever Happened To Baby Jane'd by getting rolled into an alligator ditch one night by his frustrated caretaker. And the neighbors will keep their mouth shut since they couldn't stand the douche.

by Anonymousreply 79November 12, 2022 9:58 AM

@r76, Pretty sure that's his brother with his mother and father behind him and his sister-in-law to the right of his brother

by Anonymousreply 80November 12, 2022 10:03 AM

Is the new house wheelchair-accessible?

by Anonymousreply 81November 12, 2022 10:07 AM

that's "tequila and cigars the night before" face.

by Anonymousreply 82November 12, 2022 10:07 AM

R81 It's single-level and looks pretty flat through-out.

by Anonymousreply 83November 12, 2022 11:18 AM

Does he have to retrofit it? Or was it built for old people?

by Anonymousreply 84November 12, 2022 11:25 AM

All of Florida is "wheelchair accessible" as it is flat as a pancake. Otherwise Maddie might have a bit of a problem 🤔

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by Anonymousreply 85November 12, 2022 11:28 AM

Maddie and Stephan 20 years in the future...

"Butcha yer are, Maddie, yer are in that chair"

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by Anonymousreply 86November 12, 2022 11:35 AM

R85 I’m that case he should have moved to Colorado. Live next to BoBo.

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by Anonymousreply 88November 12, 2022 11:46 AM

R45: so perceptive! I was trying to write like a ‘Highly Educated Foreigner’ in light of the often allegations of a surfeit of ‘Borises’

I’m glad someone noticed the odd ‘voice’

by Anonymousreply 89November 12, 2022 5:25 PM

There are plenty of UNDERGROUND casinos in Russia

People, don’t be naive

by Anonymousreply 90November 12, 2022 5:29 PM

R76: that’s Maddie’s former Communications Director, Luke Ball

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by Anonymousreply 91November 12, 2022 5:34 PM

And dear Cousin Stephen is partially hidden behind Luke in the pic at r76

by Anonymousreply 92November 12, 2022 5:36 PM

[quote] There are plenty of UNDERGROUND casinos in Russia

Cawthorn and his loose "Washington's secret sex parties" lips. Surprised he's still alive when he's spilling all these super secrets nobody is supposed to know about.

by Anonymousreply 93November 12, 2022 5:38 PM

Gorgeous people always get invited to parties, above *or* below ground

by Anonymousreply 94November 12, 2022 5:43 PM

"There are plenty of UNDERGROUND casinos in Russia "

Not the kind of place a young freshman congressman should be patronizing 🙄

by Anonymousreply 95November 12, 2022 5:46 PM

Well, well, well. Is Madison playing 3-D chess as well? Some passionate posters seem to think so. *giggle*

by Anonymousreply 96November 12, 2022 6:02 PM

There is this

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by Anonymousreply 97November 12, 2022 6:18 PM

Nobody remembers how fast Cawthorn shed his wife during Russia probe?

In Moscow nightclub:

“Hello! I am Captain Todd! Nice to meet you. You like Ironman? I know a girl! Let me get in touch with you back in America and we can do sit-ups or push-ups or whatever. Jolly good show. I mean…wow, good job, bro.”

by Anonymousreply 98November 12, 2022 6:37 PM

What happened to Cousin Stephen?

by Anonymousreply 99November 12, 2022 6:38 PM

R18 I was thinking this house looks dated. It needs a serious renovation. The interior is old and ugly.

by Anonymousreply 100November 12, 2022 6:43 PM

"Well, well, well. Is Madison playing 3-D chess as well?"

Madison Cawthorn could barely stumble his way through a game of checkers

by Anonymousreply 101November 12, 2022 6:53 PM


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by Anonymousreply 102November 12, 2022 7:21 PM

^ Where have I seen those two before 🤔

Oh, yeah...

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by Anonymousreply 103November 12, 2022 7:25 PM

That's the truth R102. You open Grindr in DC and it's all a bunch of clean cut republican white guys.

by Anonymousreply 104November 12, 2022 7:27 PM

[quote]Madison Cawthorn could barely stumble his way through a game of checkers.

Sadly, even stumbling is something that Maddie can only do metaphorically.

by Anonymousreply 105November 12, 2022 7:42 PM


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by Anonymousreply 106November 12, 2022 8:19 PM

Just try and keep your mind off the withered hindquarters.

by Anonymousreply 107November 12, 2022 8:22 PM

Sets the imagination wild!

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by Anonymousreply 108November 12, 2022 8:24 PM

Recent Maddie sightings: at a club in Naples Florida

So I guess he’s moved to the Sunshine State for realz

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by Anonymousreply 109November 16, 2022 2:37 AM

I didn't know he had tattoos, I did a Google search for a closer look and found this:

[quote]It has come to my attention that Madison freaking Cawthorn has the Latin phrase “Invictus Maneo” tattooed on his flesh in FAKE GREEK. ΜΛΝΣΘ means NOTHING MY DUDE

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by Anonymousreply 110November 16, 2022 2:56 AM

Link to original Twitter post ^

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by Anonymousreply 111November 16, 2022 2:56 AM

He's so pretty for a white republican cripple.

by Anonymousreply 112November 16, 2022 2:58 AM

I see he was at TFG's boring drivel this evening. Sucking up I guess!

by Anonymousreply 113November 16, 2022 3:01 AM

He's got puffy eyes. Been crying a lot?

by Anonymousreply 114November 16, 2022 3:03 AM

Original source for image at R109.

[quote]Incredibly blessed to have met @madisoncawthorn in person and share a good cigar with him and his party. We need more like you in our beautiful Nation! God bless you my friend!! 🙏🏻

[quote]Location BURN by Rocky Patel Naples

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by Anonymousreply 115November 16, 2022 3:06 AM


by Anonymousreply 116November 16, 2022 3:08 AM

Wow…Cape Coral? Dare to dream.

by Anonymousreply 117November 16, 2022 4:48 AM

Seeing History

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by Anonymousreply 118November 16, 2022 5:17 AM

Historic failure.

by Anonymousreply 119November 16, 2022 5:34 AM

Trump is #1 with #2!

by Anonymousreply 120November 16, 2022 5:35 AM

Is he gunning to be DeSantis’ VP running mate in 2024?

by Anonymousreply 121November 16, 2022 5:57 AM

The only thing he's gunning for is The Special Olympics.

by Anonymousreply 122November 16, 2022 6:02 AM

^ I think you mean Paralympics

by Anonymousreply 123November 16, 2022 9:05 AM

This guys name is irritating. Sounds like some Lifetime movie character.

by Anonymousreply 124November 16, 2022 9:35 AM

The twitter tattoo commenter up above, Philip Bunn, also had this to say:

"If you see this tweet, I promise this is more important: I went to college with Madison before he flunked out. He stole from my dorm and harassed and assaulted women, my friends. He’s a dirtbag regardless of what he tattooed on himself."

by Anonymousreply 125November 16, 2022 1:19 PM

Those tats are as ugly as his withered soul.

by Anonymousreply 126November 16, 2022 2:47 PM

He’s out of his mind.

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by Anonymousreply 127November 16, 2022 5:13 PM

R110 Cousin Stephen’s tattoo is more artistic. It’s a compass on his upper back. I commented a link on one of the past threads on Maddie (pt 5 or pt6?) I’ll try to find it and post it here

by Anonymousreply 128November 16, 2022 5:30 PM

[quote]Leaving Mar-a-Lago, failed congressman Madison Cawthorn lectures Rs who won’t get behind his hero: “I will follow this man until the day I die. This man has bled for us, fought for us. I want a president who people are terrified of, who’s gonna push people out of the way.”

Yes, r127, mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 129November 16, 2022 5:53 PM

Oops, r128*

by Anonymousreply 130November 16, 2022 5:53 PM

Actually I was right the first time, r127.

Damn, I'm not even drunk, yet.

by Anonymousreply 131November 16, 2022 5:56 PM

R127 Maddie is even more insane than I thought. Certifiable. "Bled for us"? Is he fucking kidding?

by Anonymousreply 132November 16, 2022 5:58 PM

I just wish Trump had drunk bleach for us, a good two or three pints.

by Anonymousreply 133November 16, 2022 5:59 PM

Does just sucking cock bring in that much money or does he also appeal to the perverts with disability fetishes?

by Anonymousreply 134November 16, 2022 6:01 PM

He could sell his used colostomy bags to DeFacto and make a fortune.

by Anonymousreply 135November 16, 2022 6:03 PM

Our gain is Florida's loss.

by Anonymousreply 136November 16, 2022 8:56 PM

The first thing that comes to mind is: Nietzsche’s ‘Blond Beast’

Really has to be seen to be believed

How did he get so extraordinarily Blond and Aryan [i mean even more so than his usual Golden Boy self]

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by Anonymousreply 137November 17, 2022 7:11 PM

Oops sorry didn’t notice r127

Apologies for reposting

by Anonymousreply 138November 17, 2022 7:12 PM

Apparently Shitler has abandoned his office too.

by Anonymousreply 139November 17, 2022 9:52 PM


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by Anonymousreply 140November 18, 2022 2:02 AM

The real issue is the whereabouts of Stephen. Is he moving in as the 'help' to live over the garage or will he be moving into the master suite with Maddie?

by Anonymousreply 141November 18, 2022 2:20 AM

Whatever disappointments I may have had in life, I can take some comfort in knowing that, unlike the guy at R140, I am not such a huge loser that I would proudly wear a red "Trump Forever" cap.

by Anonymousreply 142November 18, 2022 2:27 AM

I hear that he and Kerry Kennedy are a thing these days.

by Anonymousreply 143November 18, 2022 3:47 AM

Oh no

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by Anonymousreply 144November 18, 2022 4:09 AM

Am afraid this would *not* pass muster with DL’s Tasteful Friends

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by Anonymousreply 145November 18, 2022 4:14 AM

That is grotesque ^^

by Anonymousreply 146November 18, 2022 4:21 AM

Luke Ball R91? Is that who y'are or what ya' do?

by Anonymousreply 147November 18, 2022 4:25 AM

R141 -

Facebook - I think he deactivated. Twitter - On private. Instagram - On private.

And on Maddie's socials, he's also glaringly absent, which is concerning because Stephen is always seen on Maddie's IG posts and Stories for the past 4-5 years. Last Stephen sighting on his Insta is his birthday weekend back in August.

A few weeks later, Stephen removed any mention of Mads on his IG and Twitter bio.

by Anonymousreply 148November 18, 2022 7:10 AM

This caption of Insta post by Madison from 2019 is very telling.

He really does consider Stephen his family - "and @stephen_smith22 left me for his "family" in Georgia" lmao he kinda sounds like a scorned wife. Cute dynamic.

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by Anonymousreply 149November 18, 2022 7:18 AM

Such kooky little nazis. How sweet.

by Anonymousreply 150November 18, 2022 7:24 AM

Didn’t Sarah Palin do the same thing abandoning her governorship before the end of term? It’s the Republican way!

by Anonymousreply 151November 18, 2022 7:26 AM

He already looks burnt in OP’s post. Aging like milk.

by Anonymousreply 152November 18, 2022 7:30 AM

R152 A lot of people from Hendersonville are like that actually.

by Anonymousreply 153November 18, 2022 7:34 AM

I much prefer his fake gay rape videos with squealing-like-a pig Stephen. Ahh, memories.

by Anonymousreply 154November 18, 2022 7:34 AM

[quote]Aging like milk.

Once you start permanently skipping leg day, everything else falls apart.

by Anonymousreply 155November 18, 2022 7:34 AM

R155 oh boy

by Anonymousreply 156November 18, 2022 7:36 AM

He never misses shit day.

by Anonymousreply 157November 18, 2022 7:37 AM


[quote] "and @stephen_smith22 left me for his "family" in Georgia"

Aaawww, that’s sweet

by Anonymousreply 158November 18, 2022 7:54 AM

Throwback: Quite Big Tits

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by Anonymousreply 159November 18, 2022 8:24 AM

He sure looks like he's doing drugs lately ..... never ends well.

by Anonymousreply 160November 18, 2022 9:43 AM


by Anonymousreply 161November 18, 2022 12:53 PM

That's about $6000 a month in mortgage. That's a lot of OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 162November 18, 2022 1:00 PM

He's a druggie, right?

by Anonymousreply 163November 18, 2022 3:06 PM

R163 I don’t know if druggie is the right word or not, but he definitely does some hard living, whatever it is

by Anonymousreply 164November 18, 2022 3:14 PM

Maddie paid almost double what the house sold for in 2019. Buying at the top of the market, not a good move for an aging crippled whore. But then again, nobody said Maddie had smarts. Good luck finding an affordable insurance policy as well-Florida's insurance rates are shit now thanks to DeathSatan and the Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 165November 18, 2022 4:21 PM

He fell in love with the huge crawl-ln closets.

by Anonymousreply 166November 18, 2022 4:37 PM

So vicious,so cutting. I love you R166 ! I needed a good laugh today.

by Anonymousreply 167November 18, 2022 5:26 PM

So he's abandoned his Congressional offices and duties, but I'm sure he's still getting paid!

by Anonymousreply 168November 18, 2022 7:32 PM

R148 That's very sad if they have separated.

by Anonymousreply 169November 19, 2022 3:00 AM

Theyve just gone undercover...no pun intended. He cant be in republican politics and be that sloppy on social media.

by Anonymousreply 170November 19, 2022 3:04 AM

Holy shit…he’s looking rough these days.

by Anonymousreply 171November 19, 2022 3:08 AM

Does anyone know if his equipment works? Clearly he’s gay. Right? Or am I imaging that.

Back to the original question. Can he get it up? Or can he be a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 172November 19, 2022 3:23 AM

I didn’t even recognize him at first in OP’s photo. He looks like he went from 27 to 47 in a single year—seriously wrinkled and haggard, and his face is covered with acne.

by Anonymousreply 173November 19, 2022 4:48 AM

The puffiness indicates he’s an alcoholic.

by Anonymousreply 174November 19, 2022 7:55 AM

[quote]I didn’t even recognize him at first in OP’s photo. He looks like he went from 27 to 47 in a single year

Clearly, his celebrity won't have legs.

by Anonymousreply 175November 19, 2022 8:13 AM

To set things in context, the picture at OP where he’s looking haggard was taken on the evening he lost the Primary in May this year

So his face was showing the wear and tear of loss made worse by a long night

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by Anonymousreply 176November 19, 2022 11:26 AM

This is Maddie’s latest outing, clubbing it up in his new home Miami, with a fan boy, just a few days ago

I think he’s recuperated quite sufficiently in five months

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by Anonymousreply 177November 19, 2022 11:28 AM

Run,Madison, run!

by Anonymousreply 178November 19, 2022 2:34 PM

Can he have sex?

by Anonymousreply 179November 19, 2022 8:41 PM

He's dead below the waist. For a Republican, yes.

by Anonymousreply 180November 19, 2022 8:45 PM

r177 Who wears a three-piece suit to go clubbing?

by Anonymousreply 181November 19, 2022 9:11 PM

Someone who can't dance, r181.

by Anonymousreply 182November 19, 2022 9:28 PM

Attaboy, Maddy! Nothing a little nip-n-tuck and some, ah, recreation can't fix.

by Anonymousreply 183November 19, 2022 9:42 PM

His cock works just fine!

by Anonymousreply 184November 19, 2022 10:26 PM

Call me when he buys the farm.

by Anonymousreply 185November 19, 2022 10:29 PM


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by Anonymousreply 186November 20, 2022 11:26 PM

Fuck you Maddie worshipper. He is...he is in that wheelchair. A dickless wonder forever.

by Anonymousreply 187November 21, 2022 12:28 AM

One drunken night he will kill himself.

by Anonymousreply 188November 21, 2022 12:40 AM

R186 Stephen and Maddie's brother look more like brothers!

by Anonymousreply 189November 21, 2022 3:55 AM

R189: agreed!

Maddie’s blondness seems somewhat of an exception

by Anonymousreply 190November 21, 2022 6:08 AM

IDK but y’all. As Stephen grows older he looks more and more like his Cherokee heritage.

by Anonymousreply 191November 21, 2022 6:30 PM

So what's your point, R191?

by Anonymousreply 192November 21, 2022 9:16 PM

Somebody posted a recent picture of him on Reddit and you can tell he got fillers. Guess he recognized how rough he was looking.

by Anonymousreply 193November 21, 2022 9:19 PM

^Are you sure he wasn't just mouthing a big gobful of "chaw"? He usually is, in photos, including ones at Magaga-Lardo last week during "the announcement."

by Anonymousreply 194November 21, 2022 9:26 PM

Is his dick still dead?

by Anonymousreply 195November 21, 2022 9:28 PM

I wonder if he put in a bid on this home.

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by Anonymousreply 196November 21, 2022 9:31 PM

Jews, will not, replace my colostomy bag. I have to do it myself.

by Anonymousreply 197November 21, 2022 9:33 PM

[quote]Is his dick still dead?

On the third day, it rose again.

by Anonymousreply 198November 21, 2022 10:14 PM

So, it's dead.

by Anonymousreply 199November 21, 2022 10:16 PM

R193: this one?

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by Anonymousreply 200November 22, 2022 12:08 AM

This is so far still the roughest: on the day he conceded defeat in May

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by Anonymousreply 201November 22, 2022 12:12 AM

^I DOUBT Madison is done crying. Not by a long shot.

by Anonymousreply 202November 22, 2022 12:33 AM

He looks extraordinarily gay at R186 (and sort of cute, if I'm being honest—and I don't really tend to even like blonds).

by Anonymousreply 203November 22, 2022 4:27 AM

[quote]and sort of cute, if I'm being honest

Pretty is as pretty does

by Anonymousreply 204November 22, 2022 4:45 AM

Imagine the skid marks on his tighty-whities.

by Anonymousreply 205November 22, 2022 4:54 AM

Any news about cousin stephen, the former assistant?

by Anonymousreply 206November 24, 2022 3:47 PM

^ We're still waiting for his Only Fans

by Anonymousreply 207November 24, 2022 3:51 PM

Are we getting a Mattie Thanksgiving pic in the new house sometime today? All male of course.

by Anonymousreply 208November 24, 2022 3:58 PM

Whoa! Maddie has serious crow’s feet!

by Anonymousreply 209November 24, 2022 7:33 PM

That is a HARD 27; looks more like 40 going on 50.

by Anonymousreply 210November 24, 2022 7:36 PM

If Cousin Stephen has a compass on his back as said above it’s probably the same as that compass cross necklace Maddie wears. He got branded! There are also photos out there of Stephen wearing it and the same blue shirt Maddie is wearing in another photo.

Hiding in plain sight.

by Anonymousreply 211November 25, 2022 3:04 PM

What shady stuff is this guy up to?

It can’t be any good.

by Anonymousreply 212November 26, 2022 7:55 AM

Prolly selling his hole on lonelyfans.

by Anonymousreply 213November 26, 2022 7:57 AM

[quote]Prolly selling his hole on lonelyfans.

No one's going anywhere near that hygienically challenged hole, let alone paying to do so.

by Anonymousreply 214November 26, 2022 8:12 AM

R214 Stephen cleans it meticulously.

by Anonymousreply 215November 26, 2022 8:50 AM

[quote]Stephen cleans it meticulously.

That also makes me not want to go anywhere near Stephen.

by Anonymousreply 216November 26, 2022 9:48 AM

Still working

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by Anonymousreply 217December 1, 2022 12:27 PM

1) How is it legal to build ranch houses at ground level, which is also sea level, 1 foot about a canal open to the sea? In Florida.

2) On the optimistic side, Roller Nazi's pretty head will never be more than 5 feet about sea level at any time in this shit hole. 1 big wave or 1 hungry alligator and he's a goner.

by Anonymousreply 218December 1, 2022 12:45 PM

Maddie was back in Congress to make one last valiant speech against the dangerous influence of the Metrosexuals. Sponsored by Axe Bodywash.

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by Anonymousreply 219December 1, 2022 1:39 PM

It is in the 19th Congressional district with overwhelming Republican registration and represented by a Black Republican. I don't think he has a political future there especially as he has aligned himself with Trump over DeSantis who must have immense in the Florida GOP. And he's abandoned his old district. There is no political future for him.

Maybe one as a spokesman for the NRA or some other right wing organization.

by Anonymousreply 220December 1, 2022 1:51 PM

^ have immense power

by Anonymousreply 221December 1, 2022 1:53 PM

Maybe there is if you count Only Fans as a political movement.

by Anonymousreply 222December 1, 2022 5:44 PM

Damn, he’s aged. His glabellar lines and periorbital puffiness are extreme.

by Anonymousreply 223December 1, 2022 5:49 PM

^ Drinking excessively?

by Anonymousreply 224December 1, 2022 5:58 PM

Does he have

1) a working anus and sphincter

2) just a cork

3) Colostomy bag

Does his dick work?

by Anonymousreply 225December 1, 2022 6:31 PM

r223 have you seen his brother and father. Madison grabbed onto every positive piece of that family's gene pool. but you can take the boy out of Appalachia, but you can't take the Appalachia out of the boy. He's looking like his people.

by Anonymousreply 226December 1, 2022 6:48 PM

[quote]Maddie was back in Congress to make one last valiant speech against the dangerous influence of the Metrosexuals.

Truly the most important issue of our time. What a shame he wasn't reelected.

by Anonymousreply 227December 1, 2022 8:13 PM

‘All I want for Xmas is You’

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by Anonymousreply 228December 2, 2022 2:04 PM

Judging from his male relatives, God made a mistake when Madison was born an attractive Cawthorn. He decided to make Maddy a cripple to remedy his error.

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