The Marlo Thomas Collection for Williams-Sonoma

Not very exciting, That Girl!

No, unless I am having King Charles over, all this stuff stinks.

Any clear glass tables in the collection? A tribute to daddy.

There is no cold cuts tray.

"Inspired by chinoiserie ramen bowls from Dollar Stores around the world."

But will it clash with my $700 SMEG Dolce & Gabbana toaster?

The cheese dome is okay, but I've been known to spend 70 bucks in the Whole Foods cheeserie and I've never needed a dome. Just a late night picnic by refrigerator light. And where is Phil? He needs to peek that gray head out.

Thanks op, I took a look. The local thrift store gives away this type of product, sometimes very valuable. I have no interest in this line.

“She used to be huuuge!”

I say stupid shit 😂 like that too, r9

R5 is telling it like it is. Lol!

That reminds me a lot of some of the Bronson Pinchot blue and white dinnerware

She’s no Jaclyn Smith!

Half the people alive have no idea who she is, and the other half aren’t even sure she’s still alive. Who is this collection for? Who asked for it? Is there anyone more obscure they could have picked? I’d rather have had the Olivia de Havilland collection, a spin on classic French than this crapfest crap.

I did NOT approve that cheese board, you fuckers at William Sonoma! Common trash could use it for cold cuts! God damned assholes can't get a fucking thing right! Fuckers!

Marlo is 85 in six days. I’ve got to say she’s had excellent work. In that picture on the WS page could pass for 55.

Will she be trotting out the old chestnut of the gender swapped It's a Wonderful Life for the holidays?

Looks like cheap polish plates

Have the glazes been checked for lead content? Do they have “Not to be used with food” stickers on the back?

"I designed the plates to be perfect to throw at the heads of servants who are slow, drop things, or dare to speak to you when not spoken to. You can really slice an ear off with one of my saucers after very little practice."

-- Marlo

... And from the Danny Thomas Collection

Well, I hope ALL the proceeds are going to St.Jude’s Hospital!

Eh... I'd rather buy a set of Corelle ware.

Ill be purchasing double sets of the salad tossers!

Its so ...reductive .

There are far too many mediocre and unnecessary objects like these cluttering up the world.

[quote] There are far too many mediocre and unnecessary objects like these cluttering up the world.[/quote]

Are you referring to Marlo Thomas herself ? I agree.

I won’t have her in my home. DL has alerted me to her high handed cuntery in the past.

She can take her Bestselling Rectangular Cheese Tray ($99.95) and shove it up her ASS!

Marlo is a fucking antique. And she looks like she's made of teak

Is there a free to be you and me matching tea set?

I bought the napkins. Couple months go (not cheap) and love them.

When I ordered them, I was oblivious that they were from her line.

Which color, r31

frauware

Is this the Make Boom For Daddy collection?

This thread has the potential to be one of those DL classics, but you guys aren't bringing your A game.

Marlo looks like it's still 1966 and Donald Hollinger could show up any minute!

She shoulda shigned with H Esh N- or Q V Shee!

R36 Donald Hollinger entered a eunuch cult after 5 years with Ann Marie.

Marlo Thomas is 85!

Ohmygawd.

Well, enjoy your plates on Thanksgiving, dear. You won't have many more of them!

She’s kind of old to be starting this.

When will Marlo compete with Raquel Welch in the wig business?

No because it's all vulgar just like her.

Did Marlo gift any extra large serving bowls to Sherri?

The cheese dome is offensive to both taste and common sense, and the porcelain candle sticks look like toilet brush receptacles.

This collection does not merit the efforts of an epic thread.

But then again, I had assumed putting "social-activist" in one's Williams-Sonoma byline was already peak satire?

I have never heard the term "charger" for a large plate before. I learned something new today. Thanks Marlo!!!

We just saw her on TV and I thought they had replaced her with a mannequin! Nothing seems to move on her face! And that smokers voice is just not right.

You know Phil wants some hot young pussy.

I'll stick with Martha!

I'm loving this thread. Keep it going, guys.

[quote]She escorted me into the kitchen and told me she had prepared tea "all by herself." I felt quite honored she had gone to the trouble of boiling me water and realized by her standards she was making a considerable effort on my behalf.

To show how much of a vile cunt I can be, I like to decorate my kitchen with items from the Marlo Thomas collection.

Ugly as fuck! The brown receptacles are especially hideous. Maybe she’s got cataract problems and can’t see the tacky quality? If she designed a chamber pot, I wouldn’t even take a shit in it.

Ok choose! 1) eat Marlo’s crusty old twat 2) rim the orange gross pig’s fat cottage cheese ass or 3) get shipped to a Siberian gulag. What’s your poison?

When will the Marlo Thomas cum jar and cum rag be added to the collection?

R46 I guess some of us are a little lax on reading our Bible!

Also available in appetite-suppressing RED.

The Jackson Pollock style dishware and napkins would just annoy me. I would never be certain they were clean.

@r46, "I have never heard the term "charger" for a large plate before"

Did you just call it the big useless plate under the dinner plate like I did?

Will there be a Danny Thomas-inspired spittoon as part of the collection? Watch the linked video starting at 2 min 30 sec. Sherry Jackson talks about one of Danny’s disgusting habits when they were on the set of “Make Room for Daddy.”

Have you placed your Thanksgiving orders yet?