Jennifer Aniston Had Peak Brad Pitt

Was his dick bigger then?

The two big bruises on his chest still haven't healed

They look related in that pic. Brad morphs into every chick he dates.

I personally prefer Legends of the Fall era Brad Pitt. Who had them then?

^^^^ him

Brad looked best to me in Fight Club and Snatch. So yes Jen had him at his best era. He was probably with Juliette Lewis during the Legend of the Falls era. He doesn't have a type given he's been tied with Goop, Angie, Jill Schoelen and Robin Givens. Who all could not look any more different.

He and Jennifer have the same jaw shape, same eye color and same dirty blond hair in that pic if they said they were brother and sister, I'd believe it. Jennifer before her nose job and hair dye looked a bit different.

Which one do think was higher maintenance in the relationship?

I think GOOP got his best years.

[quote] The two big bruises on his chest still haven't healed

?

Wasn’t OP’s pic during his Mr. and Mrs. Smith filming days because he was technically seeing Jolie too

I agree with R9

Goop also had Ben Affleck at his hottest.

I agree about the Goop years. My favorite look of his was Seven.

[quote] He doesn't have a type given he's been tied with Goop, Angie, Jill Schoelen and Robin Givens. Who all could not look any more different.

Well he does have face blindness - so maybe he likes them for something other than their looks

He has a type. One more famous than the last. He's a climber

Jen’s smile in OP’s photo looks like she just had sex about 30 minutes ago.

She probably did, R16. Brad was such a horndog. Probably pounded her three times a day.

Brad looks tired and exhausted from the fucking. Jen looks perky and rejuvenated. A friends-with-benefits relationship that attempted to be something more but it was just sexual at the end of the day. Jen wanted the prestige of being Mrs. Pitt. Notice they are comfortable around each other and still are friends who check up on each other. I admire they remained amicable. Angie is the crazy one who hates them both and keeps spreading rumors to the press.

I understand that they are objectively attractive. Sure, but their jaws trouble me. When I think of 'attractive', I don't think of them.

Jennifer Aniston is just pretty to me. She is objectively good-looking due to her symmetry and healthy glow I agree. But whether someone finds her sexually appealing is really individual taste. I feel the same about Brad, I only find him attractive in some eras and films but not in all but I can see he is attractive. DL seems to not understand that "attractive" and "being attracted to" are two different fields. Many models I don't hot at all but I can see why they are models.

*don't find

Big jaws on female sex symbols does seem to be a thing. Jennifer Aniston, Farrah Fawcett, Demi Moore, Brooke Shields, Jamie Lee Curtis, Lucy Liu, Julia Roberts, etc. In East Asia, these women would not be considered pretty, so that's definitely a Western ideal. While women like Audrey Hepburn, Jennifer Connelly and Taylor Swift are seen as pretty there because of their small chins.

[quote]but their jaws trouble me.

Jen and I have talked and, although we are devastated by this, we think we can shoulder on.

It's all the more impressive when one considers the state of Aniston's face: weak cheekbones, doughy, man chin, and let's not forget that beefy nose.

She’s attractive, never pretty. Her body, skin, eyes and hair are top notch, but her features are don’t blend well.

r22 I don't think Taylor Shit is generally considered pretty. She's goofy looking and bland.

R26 I agree with you but some Japanese people I talked to called her "kawaii" (cute) and I think it's just she looks sorta like anime character.

[QUOTE] She’s attractive, never pretty. Her body, skin, eyes and hair are top notch, but her features are don’t blend well.

Brad must have thought she was pretty. He spent almost a decade making love to her.

Fat Frau Alert!

R9 And his hairstyle!

R28, mostly while they were both high. Then dumped her for being boring.

Jen is definitely hot to straight men. Many watched her shitty romcoms hoping for some lingerie and bikini scenes. Many were jealous of Charlie in Horrible Bosses and wished she sexually harassed them. Jen is not extremely beautiful but she's sexy and cute with a nice body she shows offf which is what most straight men really want.

And she comes across as a low key, fun, stoner babe. Lots of straight men would like a woman like that. True beauty and elegance can be intimidating.

Courteney Cox was prettier but seemed so cold and stuck-up which was intimidating and her Monica character epitomized that too. Even though Jen's character Rachel was meant to be the stuck-up bitch, she was cute, charming, clumsy and was "one the guys" thus less intimidating.

R32 is right. All my straight friends have always named her as their perfect woman.

I've never thought CC was more attractive; in fact I thought LK was prettier than CC as well.

A straight friend of mine saw her at a resort in Hawaii when she was still married to Pitt and said she was stunning in person. Very tiny and just seemed to glow.

In her prime she was the epitome of health. The hair, skin, firm body, etc. Not beautiful, but healthy. That goes far.

R28 are you lost? Don’t ever post anything like that here again! Ever!!!!

R38 Yes very similar to Farrah Fawcett. Both represented California fitness culture.

Frankly, I've always thought that Juliette Lewis had him at his hottest during THELMA & LOUISE (1991)...

... and A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT (1992).

He was too young then. He became a man with Jen.

Young Brad looked a bit too fem. He looks better with some age and wear and tear on him. I actually think his looks peaked in his fifties.

He's looked homeless for the last decade now. But we'll always have pics of him in his youth to admire.

As soon as Jolie dumped him, he looks sprung back. He looked so bad with her when he grew that hair out and got a beard. In the 90s when he did have long hair it looked at least like he groomed it. It's harder for older men (and women) to pull off long hair due to hair thinning with age. When he chopped it off, shaved his beard and stopped guzzling the juice (which was due to the stress of being married to a BPD). He became hot again and his peaked in Once Upon A Time in Hollywood.

2006: Brad transitioning from JA to AJ.

That’s when things took a turn for the worse.

She looks so beautiful in that photo R47. She started dressing so dour and frumpy.

Brad Pitt had peak Jennifer Anniston

I think Jennifer got sick of Brad way before the divorce. It wasn't just him getting bored with her. Who's to say he wasn't in the doghouse with her and they were in the process of a divorce when he started his fling with Angie? I can see Jen waiting out that marriage until Friends ended and she was trying go straight to Hollywood. She got her movie Along Came Polly and others after. Brad seems very passive to me like a loyal dog. Jen has this "nice girl" image but I'm sure she's more assertive and puts up with no nonsense. I looked up interviews with her and she kept calling Brad, very formally "her husband" and sounded really unaffectionate towards him.

Wasn't the issue that eventually drove Brad and Jen apart was that he desperately wanted kids and she famously didn't?

She didn’t seem so head over heels with him. I think they were into the idea of each other, more than anything else. I bet the marriage was all but over and Jolie was the final nail in the coffin.

I doubt that Jen Aniston was ready to divorce Brad Pitt. I also don't believe they never discussed having kids or not before they got married.

It never ceases to amaze me how men who publicly cheat on their wives always walk away unscathed. Brad Pitt, Ewan whatshisname, Mel Gibson (he got shit for being racist but not for cheating).

Well karma is a bitch R55 . And in Brad's case, that bitch's name is Angelina.

All he does is get sympathy for that R56, especially on DL. Those other men too. Straight men are Teflon, that's a simple fact.

Well, R57, as DL punchline NeNe Leakes might say to Angie: "Close your legs to married men."

R58 but it's the married person's responsibility to stay away. I don't know, illogical or twisted morals have always stuck in my craw.

[quote]Well, [R57], as DL punchline NeNe Leakes might say to Angie: "Close your legs to married men."

Engaged ones, too.

She was fucking him when he had the Troy body. 😩

We're they even legally married? Similar to Angie, Brad did not legally marry these women

Were*

[quote]Notice they are comfortable around each other and still are friends who check up on each other. I admire they remained amicable.

Jennifer Aniston just seems like a friendly, amicable person in general. I've never seen any stories about her having drama with anyone. Even people she's dated and broken up with seem to have nice things to say about her.

R15 - You think Brad is a "climber"? Really? How did his relationship with any of these women advance his career? Thelma and Louise launched him.

OP, no one here was going to be able to fuck him, so who cares?

I feel like I read somewhere that Jen tried and couldn't get pregnant with Brad? I believe she's struggled with infertility, but wasn't willing to pause her career to deal with IVF treatments and such. Either way, she's nice but boring. Brad quickly tired of her.

[quote]mostly while they were both high. Then dumped her for being boring.

He dumped because he was a straight guy who got to fuck Angelina Jolie. She's in a separate class than most women.

I am too! 😡

And she's got him again!!!

"The tearful moment that changed everything!"

[quote] Was his dick bigger then?

Ask Thom Racina

[QUOTE] And she's got him again!!!

Yeah but he’s old now.

R32 the only straight men who watched her non Adam Sandler shitty rom coms were the ones hoping to get laid after with the women who dragged them there.

R9, Gwennie looks miserable here

R70 that cover is from 2017. I don't think she has him again lol

[quote] lol

LoL! :)

Brad was always looking but I find him hotter now. Back then I always thought he looked like any generic blonde you’d seen on a soap opera. Very talented but always thought his looks and sex appeal were blown out of proportion.

There’s nothing generic about Brad Pitt.

Brad had a glow to him that diminished with Angelina .

Juliette Lewis had his best years.

Pretty but grungy young Brad was the best Brad.

In his memoir, Nick Nolte writes about Lewis being dumped by Pitt during the shooting of "Cape Fear." He said it sparked a lot of heartbreak and anger, which she started to direct at him, maybe because he was playing her father. "She repeatedly wanted me to know that I wasn't half the actor Bob DeNiro was, and she found a way to give me shit on the set virtually every day. It was just like parenthood!"

^Didn't he go to the Oscars with her? Maybe they reconciled or went as friends.

Yes, they got back together and finally split for good after the premiere of "Kalifornia" in 1993. They are still friends.

[QUOTE]Juliette Lewis had his best years.

Nah, it’s like he wasn’t fully developed yet. He wasn’t Brad Pitt.

Juliette was ugly. How did she get Brad to be her boyfriend?

[Quote]Big jaws on female sex symbols does seem to be a thing.

So true.

You will never convince me that Juliette Lewis is not actually retarded. Downs face, weird voice, odd personality. Hated her in every role I've ever seen her in.

Scientologist ☝🏼

Psycho skeletal freak is her class r68. Ewww.

[QUOTE] Juliette was ugly. How did she get Brad to be her boyfriend?

She was horny. She loved to fuck all the time, That’s what Brad wanted the most from a girl.

[quote] we think we can shoulder on.

Oh, Dear.

Nothing against Juliette but I never understood that pairing either.

Isn't Juliette related to someone famous? He only dates famous women or Hollywood royalty.

[QUOTE] Nothing against Juliette but I never understood that pairing either.

She was a wild, horny teenage girl and he loved her spirit. Brad started fucking her when she was 16. They were young, budding Hollywood stars sharing a wave, feeling invincible, partying constantly and doing drugs. They were hooked on each other.

Juliette Lewis wads really good as

Juliette was really good sas Meryl's aging bimbo daughter in August Osage County, with her fiance trying to bed her niece.

Aniston has many stories about her being a nice person. She even calmly and respectfully dealt with that snake Perez Hilton when they met in person, he was forever saying shit about her looks, nicknamed her "Maniston" and took glee if her movies didn't do well. She has a lot of dignity.

I do wish she would have done more indie movies like The Good Girl or Cake, she's capable of so much more than "Rachel" when she tries.

[QUOTE] In his memoir, Nick Nolte writes about Lewis being dumped by Pitt during the shooting of "Cape Fear." He said it sparked a lot of heartbreak and anger, which she started to direct at him, maybe because he was playing her father. "She repeatedly wanted me to know that I wasn't half the actor Bob DeNiro was, and she found a way to give me shit on the set virtually every day. It was just like parenthood!"

That’s wild.

I read once that a plastic surgeon said the reason that Brad is so attractive is because he has a blend of male and female facial features.

Are there pictures of his dick?

Sounds like he made up with Juliette Lewis for the purposes of showing up at the Oscars with her (for Cape Fear).

Have have Jay Mohr's dick but no Pitt dick?? This world

R96, she looks simian there

Knowing even now, that Jen waits by the phone for Brad to call her, and for them to resume the love they shared, is what is heartbreaking. Brave Jen.

Jen has moved on, R106.

R107 her private tears tell a different story!

Was that "romance" with Justin Theroux real?

Actually that was me...

She had “Legends” Pitt. 😭

Peak Brad Pitt is present. And he was good looking then. But that man aging like fine wine and I usually don’t like blonde white guys especially on older ones.

White?

IMO, this is peak Brad Pitt, right at the transition between Jen and Jolie. This is around 2005 or so, I think. Angelina looks really young, there.

I think it was Gwyneth Paltrow who had peak fucking with him. She never married him so never had to put up with him cheating and farting. She broke up with him and went on to Chris Martin.

And then she cheated on him with Jay-Z.

R115 what are you talking about? You don’t have to marry someone for them to cheat and fart around you.

Before any of them, there was Robin Givens.

She had him at his absolute best.

Always surprised Pitt went to white women. Once you've had black, you really don't want to go back.

Young Robin Givens was mad pretty. Brad can’t remember faces so he probably doesn’t process race like the rest of us.

[quote] Jealous, bitches?

Idiot OP! You know we are!

Cunt!

[quote] She broke up with him and went on to Chris Martin.

Chris Martin was so boring at the Superbowl with Beonce and Bruno Mars.

[QUOTE] Before any of them, there was Robin Givens.

Robin probably made him a better lover, R118. Jennifer was the one who reaped the rewards.

Brad has an average dick. Gwyneth cheated on him with Ethan Hawke because she needed a bigger dick.

That's fitting R123 because she is the biggest cunt

You asked for it....

It doesn't make any difference to me. I don't care about penis size in the least.