Queen Camilla Receives Cypher for Her New Royal Rank

Jealous, bitches?

There's a new Queen in town.

What is her sigil?

Big deal. Most of us have been queens for decades.

But you don't have a royal cypher, r3.

It's quite nice and elegant.

Great Granma Alice is kvelling.

Yawn

Harry's consists of an S and a P

Spare

Prick

It’s missing the Rottweiler for this to be a complete.

Queen Nasty

It compliments King Charlie’s cypher nicely.

Who gives a shit? I have my own seal too.

Whore.

And they said the old bag wouldn’t be Queen. Regina = Queen.

In this case, the "C" stands for "Cunt"

and the "R" stands for "Rottweiler"

^ fitting, as it will be regularly smeared with dog poop!

I will never NOT think of this when I see either cypher.

Queen Camilla? Its doesn't sound right on the tongue. Hell even the queens here on DL are more deserving.

Should have been CRV

Camilla Regina Vagina

[quote]Should have been CRV - Camilla Regina Vagina*

*Smells of Cheryl's pussy, stale ciggies, and the horse stalls

I used to have a stamp with my name on it - I stamped it in all my books!

I'm sorry, but the crowns on both those cyphers look rather cartoonish. Certainly not of a quality befitting a Monarch. They look like something drawn by a Disney artist.

[quote]I'm sorry, but the crowns on both those cyphers look rather cartoonish. They look like something drawn by a Disney artist.

"CR" = "CR-uella de Vil"

Where’d they get that crown graphic? The CorelDraw 7 clip art collection?

So chic!

R24 Right? It took two paid professionals to come up with that? They could have given me $50 and I'd have at least added dimension.

Camilla desperately needs a new hairdo.

Something with really long bangs.

[quote] I'd have at least added dimension.

Well you are fat, so you do know about adding dimension.

How absolutely ghastly!

Someone should tell the Garter Principal King of Arms, who and whose predecessors have been responsible for creating British royal cyphers since 1415, that a couple of suburban American queens don’t like their work.

I’m sure that they’ll step up.

I fucking love her!

It looks cheap, just like the queen consort.

Kate Middleton's cypher should feature her itty bitty titties.

And her Waity Katie butt crack.

Kate's should include an airplane as an homage to her parents.

You go, Camz, get that cipher all that other royal shit.

The lovely Diana has been dead and buried these 25 years, may she rest in peace. Camilla is married to the King, she's Queen Consort, she gets a fucking cipher. If that cunt Mrs Harkle gets one, Camz gets one too.

Camz is no Diana, to be sure, and she never will be. She is who she is and she seems to be a good sort. She had an affair with Charles and so fucking what? How many of us have *not* had affairs with married men? Camz has minded her P's and Q's among the royals for years. Leave off.

How embarassing at R33 and R34.

To think that could be a future Queen.

What trash!

Thanks for chiming in, Mrs Harkle/Omid Scabies at R37.

Shouldn't you be licking shit off of Waity Katie's crusty arsehole, R38?

Or are you Mister Colin Campbell, the fake/wannabe royal.

Sorry hun, but the Royals don't accept MEN IN DRAG.

Cunt.

Royals accept whomever the King or Queen tells them to accept, obviously they would never accept you, R39, you're just a little pleb.

Cunt.

I think CR III's cypher is superior.

This will be super important when the nuclear bombs start falling.

Nice, but not as meaningful as possessing Sean Penn’s Oscar.

Oh heaven's no, the royals would never accept MEN IN DRAG!

The gilt part on Charles' is gold, but hers looks like brass. Intentional?

R33 Those are some sad looking titties. Small yet saggy.

Speaking of sad looking tiny titties...

Then she had big plastic ones for a while...

She received her hooves many years ago.

Her cypher is not nearly as impressive as my logo.

It was between this and SpongeBob but there is a copyright issue with the latter.

I saw her new official signature. Holy shit. It looks like she wrote it with her foot. Like she put a pen between her toes and wrote her name "Camilla R"

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Poor you. I hope you aren’t scarred for life R51

Crossed horseshoes under a sugar cube?

I am surprised that Chuck did not insist on a tampon as part of the cypher.

The horse and Rottweiler jokes are sooo funneeee!

Its a better cipher than Charles has. Though I guess since heir's will be used less she can afford to be be more stylised.

I once had a Cypher, but she turned out to be a lesbian.

M L.

It would have made Charles seem more Monarchical had he stayed with his mother's cypher format and used CIIIR. None of those girly frills in script.

Suck it haters.

Stop linking to those maggots over at Elon's Failure.

Fuck off R62

If Camilla live in the Middle Ages, could she be compared to Anne Boleyn's harlotry with Henry VIII?

Same story, right?

No, r54, not even close to the same story.

No, YOU fuck off, R63 you MAGAt loser.

Stop linking that shitty site here before we turn your links into the DM and whatever that other paper is that MURIEL doesn't like.

Fucking drug addled Nazi site.

But it is the same story, R65.

The only difference is that Camilla was legally divorced from her first husband, and Anne Boleyn was not.

Other than that, it's basically the same.

No, it's not at all the same. Do you know anything about English history? Obviously not. Go read some and you will learn that while Camilla was happily having it off for years with Charles as PoW while SHE was married to Parker-Bowles and he was married to Diana, nothing of the kind occurred between Anne and Henry.

Further, Anne wasn't in love with Henry for years, Camilla was always in love with Charles.

Anne's power until just prior to their marriage was in NOT fucking Henry, the only woman he couldn't have and therefore increasing her appeal exponentially. It also increased the influence, lands and power of the Boleyns and that of their powerful relations the Howards (Anne's mother was a Howard, sister to the Duke of Norfolk).

Camilla's family didn't get much out of Charles and nothing out of the Queen until many years later.

Anne Boleyn was much easier on the eyes.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course.

oooooh. I’m scared.

Triggered much R66?

CUNTMILLA and Charles had eggs pelted at them today, sadly this person didn't have very good aim. It would have been hilarious!

Oh, so what!!! I have more letters than Camilla after my name! There is an R. And an I. And a P.

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[quote] Camilla's insignia was created by Professor Ewan Clayton, a calligrapher

Wonder why they didn’t ask Meg to do it?

What’s this about a cypher?

SO handy that they both have my initial!

I am copying both cyphers out 100 times, to improve my handwriting and get ideas for my own.

Here’s the one Camilla commissioned for Diana.

What’s the “R” for?

R80: Regina, Latin for Queen.

Sometimes Charles used to since Charles P - for princeps.

The P... he signed just as Charles when he married Camilla.

Hmm, is this supposed to be interesting or noteworthy?

More than you, R84, less than the Princes in the Tower.

What is the clip art crown

Long live the queen!

Should have been a nice empty crystal rocks glass, with a snuffed out fag.

Hopefully, Horsemilla will croak soon and spare us from us from the torture of seeing that hideous monstrosity for much longer.

I have some old sterling silverware with that on it

I’m happy for the old battle axe. She finally got what she wanted.

This should be Diana.

R93, it should, but it isn’t.

And don’t get me wrong. I’m not a fan of Horsemilla, but she is obviously better suited for Charles than the late Diana.

I just wish Diana had lived and had eventually met her REAL Prince. And no, Dodi wasn’t it. No disrespect to him, but he wasn’t well suited for Diana, either.

Too bad it didn’t work out for her and the cardiovascular surgeon.

R86, I’ve spit out my soda in sheer laughter all because of you! 😂😂😂

But does she have a Blackamoor brooch?

R80, R is for Regina.

Not impressed. Did they pay someone of Fiver to create that thing?

I looks like someone from Hallmark drew those. Cheap af.

Will they make a crown with a paper bag attached to it?

They should...

Alotta Vagina is more like it.

This was the cypher of Elizabeth II:

And this was the cypher of Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother (wife of George VI and mother to Elizabeth II).

I find hers no better nor no worse than Camilla's. And Camilla is now exactly at the rank she had from 1936 (when Edward VIII resigned) until the end of her life.

It is weird to hear the phrase "Queen Camilla," but there's no getting around it. Like it or not, she is now the Queen Consort of the United Kingdom, and she will hold that title until she dies, and will be known as "Queen Camilla" to historians.

Almost certainly before long she will just be referred to casually by British newspapers and broadcasters as "The Queen," which will really be a shock but is pretty inevitable.

[quote] What’s the “R” for?

"Regina," which means "Queen" in Latin.

"RC" = "Rancid Cunt"

Lady dear, at least I have a cunt.

^ that smelly old thing