The Briefs Thread

We need to ram ten trillion briefs down this turd's mouth. Lame thread.

Hanging around

(Is that a jock on the left?)

DAMN.

Done this before. Feels good.

tighty whitey = OG diaper butt

Maybe this is pervy, but honestly, whenever I'm in a locked room, I get so much more enjoyment out of seeing guys wearing briefs. Boxers or trunks just tend to obscure everything. With briefs, you get a clear view of what they're packing. And I think the cut of briefs tends to make it look like guys are packing more than they actually are.

How often are you in a locked room with half-naked men, R6?

A locked room, r6?

Colored briefs are only sexy if they’re boxer briefs. I’m really tired of the trend of gay men wearing tiny, colored briefs (don’t even get me started on brightly colored jock straps, BARF). They look so fem. A solid color in a boxer brief, especially gray or black, is perfectly fine.

But nothing beats a classic pair of WHITE Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, CK, or Ralph Lauren Polo briefs. Masculine and unfussy.

I don't wear briefs but I love guys in a nice pair. It's so hot, especially seeing their package. I love playing with the bulge. Guys in tightie whities are cute.

I lost weight so my tighty whities are now loosey woosies. I do look kind of like I'm wearing a diaper. And the skid marks sometimes don't come out in the wash, even though I bleach them.

R6 I'd like the key, please.

You’re an inspiration, R11. An ana-inspiration.

They only look good on a guy with a toned body. On guys with nice bodies, I like white briefs. Colored, especially black, briefs obscure the VPL.

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R15, I know this looks like 'cheap crap from China' but I wear these, and I'd recommend them. I've bought about 12 pairs so far, briefs and trunks. They have an uplift seam in them so they really, ahem, display the goods.

R16 - I love these style pouch underwear, but I like them in boxer briefs. I have the cheap kind too. I bought them off Ebay thinking they were MyPackage underwear at ashokcingly low price of 10.99, but they were fakes, Still, they do the trick - I have big balls. I might order some of these - the price is good. Are they breathable?

When I was younger, I loved how briefs made packages look so big. As someone said upthread, those briefs are deceptive - most of the time I was disappointed.

Another thing I got wrong as a gayling was that big, beefy, football players would have massive cocks to match their big bodies. While some certainly do, my experience has been that they are on the smaller side. It's guys that start out tall and skinny or short and scrawny that have the most massive dicks I have ever seen. Live and learn.

I always got off on the "Y" front kid that appeared in older underwear ads from like the 60s and 70s. I doubt many wear them now, but something about the high waisted y fronts...older distinguished men wearing them. Kinda hot.

y front *kind*

Are briefs more popular in Europe?

I was watching a vid from presumably decades ago and this british guy getting a massage was in high-cut briefs, and he was older, like 50s or something. I figured the high-cut kind were only for twinks or 20 somethings, but maybe in Europe they've always been more popular...

Tighty whities are a complete turn-off.

Who cares. If the underwear is still ON the man, you're not doing it right.

[quote} Tighty whities are a complete turn-off.

I think they could be cute on a slim, but beefy, 30-something trunk with moderate amount of body hair.

don't say I never do anything for you ingrates

R7 r8 I think he meant locker room

I don't trust men who wear black underwear. They're hiding something.

R16 Also try Temu dot com and DHGate dot com. The brand names are unintelligible but the prices are cheap and the underwear is cheerful.

If you can figure out metric sizing, you're golden. Lots of kink wear, too.

White briefs look both juvenile and dated.

My boxer briefs keep me securely snake-crated in front while providing an unobstructed view of my fine, sweet ass.