Chris Evans IS The Sexiest Man Alive!!!

That’s a lot of Toppik in that pic.

But the DL Republicans insisted it wouldn't be a white man, because according to them, white men are the victims of horrible discrimination!

Should have been the Philadelphia guy who is eating rotisserie chicken in front of crowds of people.

Elliot Page

Scruff is not good look.

It makes men look dirty and unkempt.

I hate it.

That’s not a good picture. Still, he’s okay. 🤷🏻‍♀️

R3, I dunno how I feel about that whole rotisserie chicken thing, but he is a hottie.

Chris Pratt ftw.

He couldn’t even wear a clean shirt to the photoshoot? SMH 🤦🏼‍♀️

That’s a bad picture. I’m actually surprised he agreed to the title/photoshoot.

R4, Elliot Page has been named one of sexiest man alive. But he won’t be on the cover but will be on the inside. They always include a bunch of other people like Sexiest Dad, Sexiest Comedian, Sexiest Guy Over 50, etc.

[quote]I’m actually surprised he agreed to the title/photoshoot.

Yeah, he’s always been against this type of thing. He didn’t even want to take the Captain America role because it was too pedestrian and mainstream. What changed?

It looks like he's just been shoveled in from the garbage. It's a sad state of masculinity when you have to instruct someone to neglect their hygiene and throw on soiled underwear in an attempt to capture it.

What happened to the collar of his shirt? Did he cut it out?

"It's a sad state of masculinity when you have to instruct someone to neglect their hygiene and throw on soiled underwear in an attempt to capture it."

I guess the DL queens have declared themselves experts on masculinity like Josh Hawley

They should have used the picture at the right instead. Chris looks like a different person there, almost like Ben Affleck.

They should have a picture of him in his whitey tighties. That should be a requirement.

Do the PEOPLE voters have cataracts? Glaucoma, macular degeneration?

He’s morphing into Chris Pratt.

I agree with R15. He looks much better in that pic.

Here are the outtakes.

Another bad pic. WTF is this? He looks so scrawny and little and looks like he’s wearing one of those lion’s manes that cats wear for Halloween. People needs to fire their photographer.

He kind of looks like Thom Yorke in those pictures.

Did his leaked dick pic seal the judges’ selection?

Yes! R22, I was wondering who the hell I was seeing there. Thom Yorke. Also, has he started getting tatts on his neck? How far away is the inevitable face tattoo?

I never understood why he got all tatted up. It does not suit his personality at all.

Hasn't he won this before?

Is Chris’ cock as impressive as his brother Scott’s?

I would love to get high with Chris and just fuck around all day 😜

This feels really late? I would have maybe understood him getting this at the height of his Captain America popularity but who cares now?

Hes.handsome enough, but is missing something. Those pictures are crap. They don't capture HIM,

The man is absolutely gorgeous.

R29, they seem to be giving it on the basis of looks plus popularity, as with Paul Rudd. Maybe they're hoping that their picks' popularity will head off any debate about the selection. I suppose that "sexiness" is about more than just looks but I still think it's a bit late for Evans, as it was for Rudd.

I keep a copy of People in my bathroom in case I run out of toilet paper.

It's about time they got a real hottie after all the non-sexy ones they pushed on us. Paul Rudd, Blake Shelton, John Legend -- they're passable but not the hotness that is Evans. I bet he was offered this several times before but waited until he could handle it.

I am so bored by this

He looks fantastic in tight clothes. Very much on display in that stupid The Gray Man!

Didn't he once say he only got into acting "for the pussy"?

His dong is so mutilated and his tattoos are tragic. We need a sexy man with unmutilated dong.

He is the sexiest man alive, but that is not the sexiest picture alive.

I think he (and his hair - fake or not) look great.

Omg, the marxists shills have even taking over threads like this. The desperation is strong.

What do Marxism have to do with anything?

Should have been Timothee Chalamet or Tom Holland, instead of yet another middle-aged guy. A "Sexiest Woman Alive" title would never have an average age of 40!

Both Timothee Chalamet and Tom Holland are not sexy though. Chris Evans is.

I get the inside (and outside, for that matter) joke that is "The Sexiest Man Alive". I get that the soiled shirt, scruff, and frown face is a character.

But, it's all so tired; a variation on young, wealthy, beautiful people frowning in their photo ops.

Truly, the most subversive image that Evans, Harry Styles, and the others I've described here could put out is wearing a clean, custom-fitted suit and tie, and a big, sincere smile.

I'm so sick of (maybe even offended by) commercial faux angst by people, in this fucked up world, that have the most reason to smile.

Is his fat pretty cut cock a capitalist tool of hegemony.

One doesn't have to be a fire-eating Marxist, r46, to see some aesthetic choices as played out.

And, oh, by the way, speaking of capitalist fools and the choices we make as consumers, I'm a huge MCU and Chris Evans fan.

I adore him AND his politics.

What is it with People magazine styling handsome middle-aged men to look like teenagers from 21 Jump St? He's 41 FFS.

He's still good looking but obviously past his peak which was 8-10 years ago. The sexiest man alive claim is obviously pure bullshit to sell more issues. The title should be People Magazine featured annual hot guy of the year.

He’s a great choice. Who else is left besides him and Gosling? Timothee Chamalet is niche and really not hot or sexy. Tom Holland?!! These are DL faves, not mainstream or People Mag audience. Only younger person I could think of getting this was Harry Styles. They should maybe try an athlete one time, like a Jimmy Garoppolo.

[quote] Tom Holland?!! These are DL faves, not mainstream or People Mag audience.

What? It doesn't get more mainstream than Tom Holland - he plays one of the most popular characters in the biggest movie franchise in the world, and has nearly 70 million followers on Instagram.

Do Gay men get a chance to vote on this, and if they do are their votes weighted more?

I would have chosen Luke macfarlane as a BROS consolation prize

He smokes.

Since when is smelling like an ash tray full of week-old cigarette butts sexy?

People magazine picks from the same 12 people every year.

How totally predictable that, in the year of trans and black visibility, that the establishment would choose a white cis-male ! Have they learned nothing? It should have been Billy Porter! Cancel that racist, anti-trans publication now!

r56 I do think they should pick a hot Asian guy for this award for SJW reasons. I don't know who, Henry Golding, the karate guy from The Raid. Someone like that.

Should’ve been Bad Bunny.

It is a weird choice, what has Chris Evans even done this year?

[What? It doesn't get more mainstream than Tom Holland - he plays one of the most popular characters in the biggest movie franchise in the world, and has nearly 70 million followers on Instagram.

He’s not good looking or sexy.

[quote] What? It doesn't get more mainstream than Tom Holland - he plays one of the most popular characters in the biggest movie franchise in the world, and has nearly 70 million followers on Instagram.

He’s not good looking or sexy.

Stupid title, but yes, he's very appealing. He looks like he has a sense of humor about himself, unlike Chalamet or Holland or Elordi. Come to think of it, that younger generation of actors is insufferable.

R61

Millions of young people (who are more attractive than YOU) disagree with you.

R21 I think he looks adorable with that fake(?) thick hair but I often wonder how much prettier he would have looked like without the coke, the cigs and the alcohol (based on what is written on this website here, it appears he did all of that. I hope it is not true because it makes me sad.) At least he didn't seem to have used steroids and thus doesn't join the "steroid-ball club" of marvel actors. Good for him caring about his heart and testicle-health!

People Magazine is so late and out of touch. No wonder so many DLers loves this choice.

*love

R59 The gay man on netflix.

R47 I wish he were secretly a MAGAT. He even looks a little bit like a white supremacist. Hot...

Honestly surprised that they chose a white straight guy

R69

Why? They do almost every year.

R70 I am a brown person and I think it is good that they are highlighting the last cis white males in media because in a few hundred years, they will all be either mixed or have died out. Sad. So let us please enjoy these last moments of white penisses.

[quote]Honestly surprised that they chose a white straight guy

Surprised is not the word. Shocked! Disgusted! Nauseating! My man is NOT white or straight, but he deserves the honor.

R71

Self-hater.

[quote][R56] I do think they should pick a hot Asian guy for this award for SJW reasons. I don't know who, Henry Golding, the karate guy from The Raid. Someone like that.

Haven't been around very long, have you. SJWs only support blacks and trans ( more support if you are both). Asians, Latinos, and Native Americans are totally ignored.

It’s been about 90% white (non-Hispanic) men. White men do not make up 90% of the population of men.

He looks like Thom Yorke of Radiohead in the photo.

It’s disappointing Zayn never got the cover. Hs’s sexier than pretty much all of the men who got it.

R77

They never give it to young men. It’s always older men (Michael B. Jordan being the only good younger choice).

r78

Even MBJ was already in his mid-30s. The last time they gave it to anyone under 30 was - Tom Cruise in 1990! It's ridiculous, but I guess that's what People's frau demographic is into.

For those who are "suprised" Chris Evans agreed to this, he had two high-profile flops this year, Lightyear and The Gray Man

His next two films are both streaming (Apple and Amazon respectively)

He is actually trying to find his footing post-Marvel and probably hopes he will still get asked to make movies for theaters

Do not be surprised if he changes his management soon. Dany Garcia is producing his new Amazon movie and she has just gotten Henry Cavill a new Superman movie, he would be the perfect client for her.

Apparently there was a snake brought to use at the photoshoot which was ditched

Would he have posed like Britney?

Sing it, Britney!

Isaac Cole Powell is the sexiest man alive.

So, technically, Chris Pine is the only one from the 'Chris Pack' to get not get the People cover. Sad.

That cover photo is giving, "do you have any coke left?"

People Magazine is so behind in pop culture. I’m surprised they’re still in circulation but my office still gets it and most of my co-workers are women over 50.

But they’re about as relevant today as Entertainment Tonight.

If they were relevant I think someone like Jacob Elordi or Austin Butler would have gotten it.

I think he looks great! He is back to his pre Captain America hotness, before he got super bulked up and too much beard.

It's weird even in the video with his dark sweater he looks different (fatter in the face) but in the t shirt he looks hot. Perfect Chris Evans.

R87

R77

And Avan Jogia! Guess they’re not popular and white enough.

R89 I think it's because they are both small

In other Sexiest/Handsomest Man news:

[quote] Billy Eichner Named Most Handsome Man in the World for 2022

[quote] "Billy Eichner single-handedly proves that you don’t need Robert Pattinson’s scientifically symmetrical face or Brad Pitt’s ageless abs to be handsome as hell."

(Chris Evans is #6 on their list.)

Laith really thought it was his year! 😢😱

R79

True but MBJ’s is the only recent one that felt like it came on time. Just after lots of people were thirsty for him in Black Panther and in the Creed series.

[quote]The Universe Has Spoken

I wish it would shut its fucking mouth already.

He loves his fans

He looks hot. Why are you queens lying to yourselves?

Shoulda been Theo James.

Or Jonathan Majors.

Or Jerrod Carmichael.

I made it and I deserved it 😛

Ok R88 but he got coke bloat between the shoot and the video??

Too Late. Maybe a few years ago.

For the millionth time, R97, whoever People give the cover to is INTERNATIONALLY known and appeal to a wide range of fans. Who in the hell is Theo James?

They should give it to Finn Wittrock next year even though he has a big head.

R103 = Tiegan is a moron. No one forced Legend to take the cover. Maybe he should be more realistic next time.

He used to be gorgeous but he’s looking manorexic and a tad rough around the edges. Mmm, pass. Plus, his “I’m still looking for the ONE” spiel isn’t fooling anyone but the fraus. Hey, Chris. Maybe you’re looking for love in all the wrong places. Maybe Love is Love is more up your alley. Just a suggestion. 😈

No one took more incoming than Paul Rudd as Sexiest Man Alive. I adore him but even his wife questioned People’s judgement. He wouldn’t even qualify as the Sexiest Man in Upstate New York. That would be Jeffrey Dean Morgan.😎 Who wants to fight me? 👊

Who is Cris Pannullo?

Hot guy. Glad his mouth was closed because his veneers turn me off.

[quote]Billy Eichner Named Most Handsome Man in the World for 2022

What, the World Blind Union felt compelled to weigh in on this issue?

There's something about Evans that makes me think he's hiding something idk like a large part of his personality is hidden from the public, more so than the average celebrity. I would be really interested in his autobiography if he ever decides to write one, or even an unauthorized one with all the salacious details.

"Should have been Timothee Chalamet or Tom Holland"

Eww R43 why? The sexiest man alive should look like a MAN. You have the taste of a sixteen year old girl.

Am I the ONLY person who thinks that something is amiss with his hair situation????

I used to stop at a suburban Boston convenience store on the way to work and for a while, a really hot looking young guy was the cashier.

That young guy was Chris Evans.

R112 there’s a huge thread on it

Why do guys named Chris all seem to have squinty eyes?

R49 it’s not scientific. Of course the plan is to sell magazines. You haven’t uncovered anything nefarious. They’re using a pretty face to sell a product. “Sexiest Man Alive” is hyperbole.

A clever reply to Crusty Teigen’s tweet

R104

I think The Voice made him do it, same with Blake Shelton. It was promotion for the show.

[quote]Is Chris’ cock as impressive as his brother Scott’s?

Unfortunately Scott Evans' big cock is attached to Scott Evans. I've met him socially on a few occasions and he's a lot.

It's weird to me that People magazine is still around, it seems like such a relic from another time.

Not a single one of you naysayers would kick Chris out of your bed.

He looked better without the beard, and I agree that the photo of him on the cover of People is not very good. 41 years old now.

Quite frankly Evans deserves the moniker if only for this Flaunt Magazine spread alone. This is by far one of the most erotic things I’ve ever seen in my life, and I can only guess it made even a few straight men question their sexuality and many, many gaylings say “Yep, I’m gay!”

[quote]Not a single one of you naysayers would kick Chris out of your bed.

Please, he'd have a fight on his hands if he *wanted* to get out of it once in.

Bitch looks old.

He has quite big nips for a guy his age.

Do nipples shrink with age?

Is his mom of Italian descent? Then that means he has a squeaky clean asshole? That makes him sexy.

Well deserved. I find him incredibly sexy.

I really wish he'd get rid of the tattoos but they are very popular right now.

What R111 said...

R112 He could afford the best hair transplant but I guess because he is an actor and needs different hair styles for future roles, he can't risk having a visible scar on the back of his head.So for now he needs to continue with the merkins.

I think I would actually R121 if he's anxious everywhere else then what rules out the bedroom too? Hopefully he's a bottom then I can take the reins and he wouldn't have to do much work.

He would look just fine bald.

[quote]There's something about Evans that makes me think he's hiding something idk like a large part of his personality is hidden from the public, more so than the average celebrity.

He has Aspergers.

His cock looks thick and tasty.

R134. I don't think he's on the spectrum but he has said he has really bad social anxiety. And a drug problem I think?

Maybe he's also bi or something but I think that's more of a reach.

His cock looks small and has a weird head.

Uh by the way, are there any pre-botox pictures of him? Someone on here said he took it but I am not so sure but when I look at pictures a few years back he had a cuter rounder face and his mouth was a bit different. Is that really the power of botox which also gave him the mr. sexiest man title?

I think he's much sexier scruffy. He's usually so processed looking. Almost like a store mannequin.

He does have one of the most exquisite bodies around. It is a wonderland.

His hair in Knives Out was so fake that it was distracting. Same with his blond hair in End Game. You kept staring at the hairline. And why would Steve Rogers dye his hair blond like that when it was dark brown in Infinity War? Totally out of character.

He was hottest in that photoshoot above and as Human Torch. Nice hairy chest and notfake looking muscles like Capt America.

He looks like he's back to that size again now as SMA

R140. Isn't Steve's hair naturally blonde?

I thought the dark brown was him dyeing his hair to go undercover.

He still looks good but honestly don’t deserve the title. He looks old and already passed his peak. They could’ve chosen a younger guy. There are so many good looking younger guys out there. I’ve recently seen so many incredibly good looking MOC

R142, he never went undercover. They never explained why his hair turned so dark. Maybe they all decided to experiment at the Avengers Tower with dyes. Black Widow went blonde that year. Then the next movie she went back to being a redhead and Steve was platinum blond with highlights.

R144. Weren't they on the run after Steve basically gave the middle finger to the Sokovia Accords, saved Bucky and broke all those who helped him out of that maximum security prison in Civil War?

I thought that was why Vision and Wanda had to keep meeting in secret and why Rhodes was being told off by Ross.

By the next movie they were back in their original looks but they were probably given amnesty. It's not like Earth's governments didn't have bigger things to worry about after half the planet turned to dust.

[quote] He looks simian now

Simian is not the word you want, OP.

What word does OP want?

Simian = Ape-like or monkey-like ≠ Chris Evans now.

Chris is usually quiet about his personal life and avoids publicity. Now all of a sudden, he's People's SMA and walking around in public with his new gf? It's not a coincidence that the 2nd season of her Netflix series has come out today.

One of their better picks but the timing is wrong. He had two big flops this year so what are they celebrating? The fact that he can’t do anything outside of Marvel.

I'm outside of Marvel and he can do me anytime he wants!

Wasnt it Paul Rudd ?

Why is this magazine still a thing? Sexiest anything nowadays seems so dated to me.

You girlies have different standards for male sexiness than the rest of the world. People don't consider 40 yo men, particularly when in good shape to be old.

As for wokeness, there are nice men of all races, but let's be honest, when a white man is handsome, no one can beat him.

Btw, I wouldn't call him the sexiest man alive.

Old Chris Evans is the Sexiest Man Alive just like Gwyneth Paltrow was the Sexist Woman Alive a few years back -- both designations bought and paid for by their image reps.

Someone mentioned that a woman his age would never be proclaimed the sexiest woman alive. She might not, but to be honest I think the sexiest female celebrity today is almost 60 yo old Monica Bellucci. Younger female celebrities are so meh.

Unlike actresses, actors don’t have a last fuckable day in Hollywood.

I don't have a problem with it going to a middle aged or mature man. I don't get the people who want it to go to a sexless twink. The title is sexiest MAN and I prefer real men over twinks.

R155, Actually, she was proclaimed to be The World’s Most Beautiful Woman.

R159, To which Joan Rivers quipped, “Who were the judges, Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?”

R158

That’s your preference. I like twinks.

I am bisexual, I like both men and twinks.

Maurice Evans as Dr. Zaius generated more heat!

Chris looks good here but maybe that's because of who he's standing next to. I always thought that Chris was cute

R164 He looks TERRIBLE with that beard.

Does Billy have a hair piss? R164

R166 Do you mean this?

I find him repulsive. His looks are overrated, and he's another self absorbed gas bag who is probably on the path to self destruction..

Shot down your advances, did he r168 ?

His legs though…like they belong on a POW.

He wont be fucking me with his legs, so were good. Well, maybe the third one.

He can play the piano.

Anyone who thinks this is "repulsive" and doesn't find anything sexy about him in this picture..... well, you must not be a gay man.

Eww, that try-hard photo is a dick wilter. 🤮

I used to be so attracted to him, but sorry something is off with his appearance in these pics. He’s definitely not the same looker he was when he was younger.

The wig looks so unnatural.

He is ok, I wouldn't say no to him, but sexiest man alive? There are many sexier men.

Name one.

Leo di Caprio R178

He was hotter as the Human Torch. Slimmer but.still cut body, gorgeous hair on his chest. When he became Cap, he had his body shaved and was overly muscular. He lost it for me and, yes, at the present time I find him repulsive.

R175 Do ya think it is because of the alleged plastic surgery discussed in the thread below?

R180 I hope they didn't wax his chest because it destroys the hair roots.

[quote]He was hotter as the Human Torch. Slimmer but.still cut body, gorgeous hair on his chest. When he became Cap, he had his body shaved and was overly muscular. He lost it for me and, yes, at the present time I find him repulsive.

I agree with this exactly except for the last part. This People cover makes him look like he did back in that photoshoot linked above.

Even the hair on People (if it's a wig) looks better than he has in recent movies.

He does not wear a wig. Ive met him several times through work.

Then what is the deal with his hair?

Sometimes, just a bad dye job or haircut. Its that simple.

But wasn't his hairline receding lately? and now it's perfect and full. I'm not knocking him, I have always thought he was HOT but his hair seems a bit too "perfect" and I"ve herad almost men in Hollywood have some type of enhancement, whether it's surgery, Topik, or pieces.

Kind of dorky and seems to be naturally gaunt. Not things that are sexy to me.

He's talked about it losing his hair and admitted his hair in the later Marvel movies wasn't all his. He uses lacefronts for some roles but eventually takes them off.

You can see his real widow’s peak hairline in The Gray Man and Knives Out.

That’s sparse.

I bet his hairy taint smells sexy.

The hair there fell out too.

He can afford the best in hair restoration.

[quote]He's talked about it losing his hair and admitted his hair in the later Marvel movies wasn't all his.

The LATER Marvel movies? In The Avengers his hair looked like they chipped it off a giant Ken doll!

Absolutely completely agree it's Chris Evans.

Chris Evans is not a cis-white male. He's a white male. The cis thing is total bull shit.

R64 - I'm always amused when vast numbers of gay guys who do E, G, K, coke, steroids, booze and a partridge in a pair tree trash famous actors who do the same thing, but probably much less than 99.9 percent of the gay men at Fire Island or Provincetown or Manhattan (minus those "Bridge and Tunnel queens")

R198 I don't do cocaine. It causes alzheimers.

Which drug causes MS that all the Hollywood stars seem to be catching?

The rug looks good. He needed it. He could use some sunlight though.

[quote] [R198] I don't do cocaine. It causes alzheimers.

Is that what happened to Chris Hemsworth?

R201 sun-bathing causes wrinkles. He is smart to avoid it.

He was always pale. I love it.

[quote] Scarlett Johansson rubbing Chris Evans' back to calm him down because she knew he felt overwhelmed by the huge crowd

🙄 These emo fangirls just eat this shit up so of course he plays into it.

Are we back again??!!

Did they also make pictures of his feet in high res?

What feet?

He definitely was one of them 10 years ago. Now it would be between Theo Brady, Henry Cavill, Richard Madden, Shawn Mendes or David Corenswet. I would say Nicholas Hoult, Chris Hemsworth, and Ryan Gosling as well, but they were more in their prime 5 years ago. Idk, it's not just age, it's how they take care of themselves, how they genetically age, and how they adapt their style and manner with their aging. To be fair, I look like a potato with googly eyes compared to these guys.

They had to pick him after he showed his big appendage. Fact I’m surprise that wasn’t in the center fault of people magazine.

Was it big? How big? How many inches?

Wait, that dick pic has showed something big? No wonder they pronounced him the sexiest guy. Poor guys who are more handsome but have small dicks stood no chance.

The penis picture was very close to the penis. Maybe that's why it appeared big? Glans looked smaller than shaft. Does he have blonde or brown pubes?

R213 It would be enough for you, you don’t want your cervix get hurt.

He had one of the worst hatchet circumcisions ever.

What is hatchet circumcision?

It being attached to Chris Evans would be enough for me, irrespective of size.