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Chris Evans IS The Sexiest Man Alive!!!

What a horrible picture. He aged so badly. He looks simian now, like Chris Hemsworth.

Do you agree he is the Sexiest Man Alive? If not, then who?

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by Anonymousreply 217November 24, 2022 10:41 PM

That’s a lot of Toppik in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 1November 8, 2022 5:26 AM

But the DL Republicans insisted it wouldn't be a white man, because according to them, white men are the victims of horrible discrimination!

by Anonymousreply 2November 8, 2022 5:26 AM

Should have been the Philadelphia guy who is eating rotisserie chicken in front of crowds of people.

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by Anonymousreply 3November 8, 2022 5:34 AM

Elliot Page

by Anonymousreply 4November 8, 2022 5:38 AM

Scruff is not good look.

It makes men look dirty and unkempt.

I hate it.

That’s not a good picture. Still, he’s okay. 🤷🏻‍♀️

by Anonymousreply 5November 8, 2022 5:39 AM

R3, I dunno how I feel about that whole rotisserie chicken thing, but he is a hottie.

by Anonymousreply 6November 8, 2022 5:41 AM

Chris Pratt ftw.

by Anonymousreply 7November 8, 2022 5:41 AM

He couldn’t even wear a clean shirt to the photoshoot? SMH 🤦🏼‍♀️

by Anonymousreply 8November 8, 2022 5:41 AM

That’s a bad picture. I’m actually surprised he agreed to the title/photoshoot.

by Anonymousreply 9November 8, 2022 5:43 AM

R4, Elliot Page has been named one of sexiest man alive. But he won’t be on the cover but will be on the inside. They always include a bunch of other people like Sexiest Dad, Sexiest Comedian, Sexiest Guy Over 50, etc.

by Anonymousreply 10November 8, 2022 5:43 AM

[quote]I’m actually surprised he agreed to the title/photoshoot.

Yeah, he’s always been against this type of thing. He didn’t even want to take the Captain America role because it was too pedestrian and mainstream. What changed?

by Anonymousreply 11November 8, 2022 5:45 AM

It looks like he's just been shoveled in from the garbage. It's a sad state of masculinity when you have to instruct someone to neglect their hygiene and throw on soiled underwear in an attempt to capture it.

by Anonymousreply 12November 8, 2022 5:48 AM

What happened to the collar of his shirt? Did he cut it out?

by Anonymousreply 13November 8, 2022 5:49 AM

"It's a sad state of masculinity when you have to instruct someone to neglect their hygiene and throw on soiled underwear in an attempt to capture it."

I guess the DL queens have declared themselves experts on masculinity like Josh Hawley

by Anonymousreply 14November 8, 2022 5:52 AM

They should have used the picture at the right instead. Chris looks like a different person there, almost like Ben Affleck.

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by Anonymousreply 15November 8, 2022 5:56 AM

They should have a picture of him in his whitey tighties. That should be a requirement.

by Anonymousreply 16November 8, 2022 5:59 AM

Do the PEOPLE voters have cataracts? Glaucoma, macular degeneration?

by Anonymousreply 17November 8, 2022 5:59 AM

He’s morphing into Chris Pratt.

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by Anonymousreply 18November 8, 2022 6:00 AM

I agree with R15. He looks much better in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 19November 8, 2022 6:01 AM

Here are the outtakes.

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by Anonymousreply 20November 8, 2022 6:01 AM

Another bad pic. WTF is this? He looks so scrawny and little and looks like he’s wearing one of those lion’s manes that cats wear for Halloween. People needs to fire their photographer.

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by Anonymousreply 21November 8, 2022 6:05 AM

He kind of looks like Thom Yorke in those pictures.

by Anonymousreply 22November 8, 2022 6:07 AM

Did his leaked dick pic seal the judges’ selection?

by Anonymousreply 23November 8, 2022 6:25 AM

Yes! R22, I was wondering who the hell I was seeing there. Thom Yorke. Also, has he started getting tatts on his neck? How far away is the inevitable face tattoo?

by Anonymousreply 24November 8, 2022 6:32 AM

I never understood why he got all tatted up. It does not suit his personality at all.

by Anonymousreply 25November 8, 2022 6:33 AM

Hasn't he won this before?

by Anonymousreply 26November 8, 2022 6:36 AM

Is Chris’ cock as impressive as his brother Scott’s?

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by Anonymousreply 27November 8, 2022 8:02 AM

I would love to get high with Chris and just fuck around all day 😜

by Anonymousreply 28November 8, 2022 9:12 AM

This feels really late? I would have maybe understood him getting this at the height of his Captain America popularity but who cares now?

by Anonymousreply 29November 8, 2022 9:31 AM

Hes.handsome enough, but is missing something. Those pictures are crap. They don't capture HIM,

by Anonymousreply 30November 8, 2022 9:50 AM

The man is absolutely gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 31November 8, 2022 9:51 AM

R29, they seem to be giving it on the basis of looks plus popularity, as with Paul Rudd. Maybe they're hoping that their picks' popularity will head off any debate about the selection. I suppose that "sexiness" is about more than just looks but I still think it's a bit late for Evans, as it was for Rudd.

by Anonymousreply 32November 8, 2022 9:53 AM

I keep a copy of People in my bathroom in case I run out of toilet paper.

by Anonymousreply 33November 8, 2022 10:52 AM

It's about time they got a real hottie after all the non-sexy ones they pushed on us. Paul Rudd, Blake Shelton, John Legend -- they're passable but not the hotness that is Evans. I bet he was offered this several times before but waited until he could handle it.

by Anonymousreply 34November 8, 2022 11:04 AM

I am so bored by this

by Anonymousreply 35November 8, 2022 11:13 AM

He looks fantastic in tight clothes. Very much on display in that stupid The Gray Man!

by Anonymousreply 36November 8, 2022 11:55 AM

Didn't he once say he only got into acting "for the pussy"?

by Anonymousreply 37November 8, 2022 11:57 AM

His dong is so mutilated and his tattoos are tragic. We need a sexy man with unmutilated dong.

by Anonymousreply 38November 8, 2022 12:03 PM

He is the sexiest man alive, but that is not the sexiest picture alive.

by Anonymousreply 39November 8, 2022 12:04 PM

I think he (and his hair - fake or not) look great.

by Anonymousreply 40November 8, 2022 12:07 PM

Omg, the marxists shills have even taking over threads like this. The desperation is strong.

by Anonymousreply 41November 8, 2022 12:08 PM

What do Marxism have to do with anything?

by Anonymousreply 42November 8, 2022 12:09 PM

Should have been Timothee Chalamet or Tom Holland, instead of yet another middle-aged guy. A "Sexiest Woman Alive" title would never have an average age of 40!

by Anonymousreply 43November 8, 2022 12:14 PM

Both Timothee Chalamet and Tom Holland are not sexy though. Chris Evans is.

by Anonymousreply 44November 8, 2022 12:17 PM

I get the inside (and outside, for that matter) joke that is "The Sexiest Man Alive". I get that the soiled shirt, scruff, and frown face is a character.

But, it's all so tired; a variation on young, wealthy, beautiful people frowning in their photo ops.

Truly, the most subversive image that Evans, Harry Styles, and the others I've described here could put out is wearing a clean, custom-fitted suit and tie, and a big, sincere smile.

I'm so sick of (maybe even offended by) commercial faux angst by people, in this fucked up world, that have the most reason to smile.

by Anonymousreply 45November 8, 2022 12:30 PM

Is his fat pretty cut cock a capitalist tool of hegemony.

by Anonymousreply 46November 8, 2022 12:30 PM

One doesn't have to be a fire-eating Marxist, r46, to see some aesthetic choices as played out.

And, oh, by the way, speaking of capitalist fools and the choices we make as consumers, I'm a huge MCU and Chris Evans fan.

I adore him AND his politics.

by Anonymousreply 47November 8, 2022 12:35 PM

What is it with People magazine styling handsome middle-aged men to look like teenagers from 21 Jump St? He's 41 FFS.

by Anonymousreply 48November 8, 2022 12:41 PM

He's still good looking but obviously past his peak which was 8-10 years ago. The sexiest man alive claim is obviously pure bullshit to sell more issues. The title should be People Magazine featured annual hot guy of the year.

by Anonymousreply 49November 8, 2022 12:41 PM

He’s a great choice. Who else is left besides him and Gosling? Timothee Chamalet is niche and really not hot or sexy. Tom Holland?!! These are DL faves, not mainstream or People Mag audience. Only younger person I could think of getting this was Harry Styles. They should maybe try an athlete one time, like a Jimmy Garoppolo.

by Anonymousreply 50November 8, 2022 12:48 PM

[quote] Tom Holland?!! These are DL faves, not mainstream or People Mag audience.

What? It doesn't get more mainstream than Tom Holland - he plays one of the most popular characters in the biggest movie franchise in the world, and has nearly 70 million followers on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 51November 8, 2022 1:02 PM

Do Gay men get a chance to vote on this, and if they do are their votes weighted more?

by Anonymousreply 52November 8, 2022 1:04 PM

I would have chosen Luke macfarlane as a BROS consolation prize

by Anonymousreply 53November 8, 2022 1:05 PM

He smokes.

Since when is smelling like an ash tray full of week-old cigarette butts sexy?

by Anonymousreply 54November 8, 2022 1:08 PM

People magazine picks from the same 12 people every year.

by Anonymousreply 55November 8, 2022 1:10 PM

How totally predictable that, in the year of trans and black visibility, that the establishment would choose a white cis-male ! Have they learned nothing? It should have been Billy Porter! Cancel that racist, anti-trans publication now!

by Anonymousreply 56November 8, 2022 1:11 PM

r56 I do think they should pick a hot Asian guy for this award for SJW reasons. I don't know who, Henry Golding, the karate guy from The Raid. Someone like that.

by Anonymousreply 57November 8, 2022 1:13 PM

Should’ve been Bad Bunny.

by Anonymousreply 58November 8, 2022 1:16 PM

It is a weird choice, what has Chris Evans even done this year?

by Anonymousreply 59November 8, 2022 1:18 PM

[What? It doesn't get more mainstream than Tom Holland - he plays one of the most popular characters in the biggest movie franchise in the world, and has nearly 70 million followers on Instagram.

He’s not good looking or sexy.

by Anonymousreply 60November 8, 2022 1:32 PM

[quote] What? It doesn't get more mainstream than Tom Holland - he plays one of the most popular characters in the biggest movie franchise in the world, and has nearly 70 million followers on Instagram.

He’s not good looking or sexy.

by Anonymousreply 61November 8, 2022 1:33 PM

Stupid title, but yes, he's very appealing. He looks like he has a sense of humor about himself, unlike Chalamet or Holland or Elordi. Come to think of it, that younger generation of actors is insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 62November 8, 2022 1:41 PM


Millions of young people (who are more attractive than YOU) disagree with you.

by Anonymousreply 63November 8, 2022 2:00 PM

R21 I think he looks adorable with that fake(?) thick hair but I often wonder how much prettier he would have looked like without the coke, the cigs and the alcohol (based on what is written on this website here, it appears he did all of that. I hope it is not true because it makes me sad.) At least he didn't seem to have used steroids and thus doesn't join the "steroid-ball club" of marvel actors. Good for him caring about his heart and testicle-health!

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by Anonymousreply 64November 8, 2022 2:08 PM

People Magazine is so late and out of touch. No wonder so many DLers loves this choice.

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by Anonymousreply 66November 8, 2022 2:10 PM

R59 The gay man on netflix.

by Anonymousreply 67November 8, 2022 2:11 PM

R47 I wish he were secretly a MAGAT. He even looks a little bit like a white supremacist. Hot...

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by Anonymousreply 68November 8, 2022 2:15 PM

Honestly surprised that they chose a white straight guy

by Anonymousreply 69November 8, 2022 2:18 PM


Why? They do almost every year.

by Anonymousreply 70November 8, 2022 2:27 PM

R70 I am a brown person and I think it is good that they are highlighting the last cis white males in media because in a few hundred years, they will all be either mixed or have died out. Sad. So let us please enjoy these last moments of white penisses.

by Anonymousreply 71November 8, 2022 2:39 PM

[quote]Honestly surprised that they chose a white straight guy

Surprised is not the word. Shocked! Disgusted! Nauseating! My man is NOT white or straight, but he deserves the honor.

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by Anonymousreply 73November 8, 2022 2:40 PM

[quote][R56] I do think they should pick a hot Asian guy for this award for SJW reasons. I don't know who, Henry Golding, the karate guy from The Raid. Someone like that.

Haven't been around very long, have you. SJWs only support blacks and trans ( more support if you are both). Asians, Latinos, and Native Americans are totally ignored.

by Anonymousreply 74November 8, 2022 2:43 PM

It’s been about 90% white (non-Hispanic) men. White men do not make up 90% of the population of men.

by Anonymousreply 75November 8, 2022 2:43 PM

He looks like Thom Yorke of Radiohead in the photo.

by Anonymousreply 76November 8, 2022 2:44 PM

It’s disappointing Zayn never got the cover. Hs’s sexier than pretty much all of the men who got it.

by Anonymousreply 77November 8, 2022 2:50 PM


They never give it to young men. It’s always older men (Michael B. Jordan being the only good younger choice).

by Anonymousreply 78November 8, 2022 2:55 PM


Even MBJ was already in his mid-30s. The last time they gave it to anyone under 30 was - Tom Cruise in 1990! It's ridiculous, but I guess that's what People's frau demographic is into.

by Anonymousreply 79November 8, 2022 3:02 PM

For those who are "suprised" Chris Evans agreed to this, he had two high-profile flops this year, Lightyear and The Gray Man

His next two films are both streaming (Apple and Amazon respectively)

He is actually trying to find his footing post-Marvel and probably hopes he will still get asked to make movies for theaters

Do not be surprised if he changes his management soon. Dany Garcia is producing his new Amazon movie and she has just gotten Henry Cavill a new Superman movie, he would be the perfect client for her.

by Anonymousreply 80November 8, 2022 3:04 PM

Apparently there was a snake brought to use at the photoshoot which was ditched

Would he have posed like Britney?

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by Anonymousreply 81November 8, 2022 3:08 PM

Sing it, Britney!

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by Anonymousreply 82November 8, 2022 3:10 PM

Isaac Cole Powell is the sexiest man alive.

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by Anonymousreply 83November 8, 2022 3:15 PM

So, technically, Chris Pine is the only one from the 'Chris Pack' to get not get the People cover. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 84November 8, 2022 3:37 PM

That cover photo is giving, "do you have any coke left?"

by Anonymousreply 85November 8, 2022 3:54 PM

People Magazine is so behind in pop culture. I’m surprised they’re still in circulation but my office still gets it and most of my co-workers are women over 50.

But they’re about as relevant today as Entertainment Tonight.

If they were relevant I think someone like Jacob Elordi or Austin Butler would have gotten it.

by Anonymousreply 86November 8, 2022 4:20 PM

I think he looks great! He is back to his pre Captain America hotness, before he got super bulked up and too much beard.

It's weird even in the video with his dark sweater he looks different (fatter in the face) but in the t shirt he looks hot. Perfect Chris Evans.

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by Anonymousreply 88November 8, 2022 4:29 PM


And Avan Jogia! Guess they’re not popular and white enough.

by Anonymousreply 89November 8, 2022 4:35 PM

R89 I think it's because they are both small

by Anonymousreply 90November 8, 2022 4:38 PM

In other Sexiest/Handsomest Man news:

[quote] Billy Eichner Named Most Handsome Man in the World for 2022

[quote] "Billy Eichner single-handedly proves that you don’t need Robert Pattinson’s scientifically symmetrical face or Brad Pitt’s ageless abs to be handsome as hell."

(Chris Evans is #6 on their list.)

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by Anonymousreply 91November 8, 2022 4:42 PM

Laith really thought it was his year! 😢😱

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by Anonymousreply 92November 8, 2022 4:57 PM


True but MBJ’s is the only recent one that felt like it came on time. Just after lots of people were thirsty for him in Black Panther and in the Creed series.

by Anonymousreply 93November 8, 2022 5:01 PM

[quote]The Universe Has Spoken

I wish it would shut its fucking mouth already.

by Anonymousreply 94November 8, 2022 5:03 PM

He loves his fans

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by Anonymousreply 95November 8, 2022 5:22 PM

He looks hot. Why are you queens lying to yourselves?

by Anonymousreply 96November 8, 2022 6:03 PM

Shoulda been Theo James.

Or Jonathan Majors.

Or Jerrod Carmichael.

by Anonymousreply 97November 8, 2022 6:14 PM

I made it and I deserved it 😛

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by Anonymousreply 98November 8, 2022 6:32 PM

Ok R88 but he got coke bloat between the shoot and the video??

by Anonymousreply 99November 8, 2022 6:39 PM

Too Late. Maybe a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 100November 8, 2022 6:50 PM

For the millionth time, R97, whoever People give the cover to is INTERNATIONALLY known and appeal to a wide range of fans. Who in the hell is Theo James?

by Anonymousreply 101November 8, 2022 6:51 PM

They should give it to Finn Wittrock next year even though he has a big head.

by Anonymousreply 102November 8, 2022 6:54 PM
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by Anonymousreply 103November 8, 2022 6:54 PM

R103 = Tiegan is a moron. No one forced Legend to take the cover. Maybe he should be more realistic next time.

by Anonymousreply 104November 8, 2022 7:26 PM

He used to be gorgeous but he’s looking manorexic and a tad rough around the edges. Mmm, pass. Plus, his “I’m still looking for the ONE” spiel isn’t fooling anyone but the fraus. Hey, Chris. Maybe you’re looking for love in all the wrong places. Maybe Love is Love is more up your alley. Just a suggestion. 😈

by Anonymousreply 105November 8, 2022 8:15 PM

No one took more incoming than Paul Rudd as Sexiest Man Alive. I adore him but even his wife questioned People’s judgement. He wouldn’t even qualify as the Sexiest Man in Upstate New York. That would be Jeffrey Dean Morgan.😎 Who wants to fight me? 👊

by Anonymousreply 106November 8, 2022 8:30 PM

Who is Cris Pannullo?

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by Anonymousreply 107November 8, 2022 8:34 PM

Hot guy. Glad his mouth was closed because his veneers turn me off.

by Anonymousreply 108November 8, 2022 8:47 PM

[quote]Billy Eichner Named Most Handsome Man in the World for 2022

What, the World Blind Union felt compelled to weigh in on this issue?

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by Anonymousreply 109November 8, 2022 9:05 PM

There's something about Evans that makes me think he's hiding something idk like a large part of his personality is hidden from the public, more so than the average celebrity. I would be really interested in his autobiography if he ever decides to write one, or even an unauthorized one with all the salacious details.

by Anonymousreply 110November 8, 2022 9:10 PM

"Should have been Timothee Chalamet or Tom Holland"

Eww R43 why? The sexiest man alive should look like a MAN. You have the taste of a sixteen year old girl.

by Anonymousreply 111November 8, 2022 9:16 PM

Am I the ONLY person who thinks that something is amiss with his hair situation????

by Anonymousreply 112November 8, 2022 9:57 PM

I used to stop at a suburban Boston convenience store on the way to work and for a while, a really hot looking young guy was the cashier.

That young guy was Chris Evans.

by Anonymousreply 113November 8, 2022 10:06 PM

R112 there’s a huge thread on it

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by Anonymousreply 114November 8, 2022 10:10 PM

Why do guys named Chris all seem to have squinty eyes?

by Anonymousreply 115November 8, 2022 11:07 PM

R49 it’s not scientific. Of course the plan is to sell magazines. You haven’t uncovered anything nefarious. They’re using a pretty face to sell a product. “Sexiest Man Alive” is hyperbole.

by Anonymousreply 116November 9, 2022 12:02 AM

A clever reply to Crusty Teigen’s tweet

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by Anonymousreply 117November 9, 2022 12:11 AM


I think The Voice made him do it, same with Blake Shelton. It was promotion for the show.

by Anonymousreply 118November 9, 2022 3:04 AM

[quote]Is Chris’ cock as impressive as his brother Scott’s?

Unfortunately Scott Evans' big cock is attached to Scott Evans. I've met him socially on a few occasions and he's a lot.

by Anonymousreply 119November 9, 2022 3:34 AM

It's weird to me that People magazine is still around, it seems like such a relic from another time.

by Anonymousreply 120November 9, 2022 4:14 AM

Not a single one of you naysayers would kick Chris out of your bed.

by Anonymousreply 121November 9, 2022 4:25 AM

He looked better without the beard, and I agree that the photo of him on the cover of People is not very good. 41 years old now.

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by Anonymousreply 122November 9, 2022 4:35 AM

Quite frankly Evans deserves the moniker if only for this Flaunt Magazine spread alone. This is by far one of the most erotic things I’ve ever seen in my life, and I can only guess it made even a few straight men question their sexuality and many, many gaylings say “Yep, I’m gay!”

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by Anonymousreply 123November 9, 2022 4:43 AM

[quote]Not a single one of you naysayers would kick Chris out of your bed.

Please, he'd have a fight on his hands if he *wanted* to get out of it once in.

by Anonymousreply 124November 9, 2022 6:56 AM

Bitch looks old.

by Anonymousreply 125November 9, 2022 7:15 AM

He has quite big nips for a guy his age.

by Anonymousreply 126November 9, 2022 7:24 AM

Do nipples shrink with age?

by Anonymousreply 127November 9, 2022 9:53 AM

Is his mom of Italian descent? Then that means he has a squeaky clean asshole? That makes him sexy.

by Anonymousreply 128November 9, 2022 11:25 AM

Well deserved. I find him incredibly sexy.

I really wish he'd get rid of the tattoos but they are very popular right now.

by Anonymousreply 129November 9, 2022 11:29 AM

What R111 said...

by Anonymousreply 130November 9, 2022 3:28 PM

R112 He could afford the best hair transplant but I guess because he is an actor and needs different hair styles for future roles, he can't risk having a visible scar on the back of his head.So for now he needs to continue with the merkins.

by Anonymousreply 131November 9, 2022 3:37 PM

I think I would actually R121 if he's anxious everywhere else then what rules out the bedroom too? Hopefully he's a bottom then I can take the reins and he wouldn't have to do much work.

by Anonymousreply 132November 9, 2022 3:49 PM

He would look just fine bald.

by Anonymousreply 133November 9, 2022 4:18 PM

[quote]There's something about Evans that makes me think he's hiding something idk like a large part of his personality is hidden from the public, more so than the average celebrity.

He has Aspergers.

by Anonymousreply 134November 9, 2022 4:45 PM

His cock looks thick and tasty.

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by Anonymousreply 135November 9, 2022 6:04 PM

R134. I don't think he's on the spectrum but he has said he has really bad social anxiety. And a drug problem I think?

Maybe he's also bi or something but I think that's more of a reach.

by Anonymousreply 136November 10, 2022 1:26 AM

His cock looks small and has a weird head.

by Anonymousreply 137November 10, 2022 1:40 AM

Uh by the way, are there any pre-botox pictures of him? Someone on here said he took it but I am not so sure but when I look at pictures a few years back he had a cuter rounder face and his mouth was a bit different. Is that really the power of botox which also gave him the mr. sexiest man title?

by Anonymousreply 138November 10, 2022 7:31 PM

I think he's much sexier scruffy. He's usually so processed looking. Almost like a store mannequin.

He does have one of the most exquisite bodies around. It is a wonderland.

by Anonymousreply 139November 10, 2022 7:37 PM

His hair in Knives Out was so fake that it was distracting. Same with his blond hair in End Game. You kept staring at the hairline. And why would Steve Rogers dye his hair blond like that when it was dark brown in Infinity War? Totally out of character.

by Anonymousreply 140November 10, 2022 9:33 PM

He was hottest in that photoshoot above and as Human Torch. Nice hairy chest and notfake looking muscles like Capt America.

He looks like he's back to that size again now as SMA

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by Anonymousreply 141November 11, 2022 3:44 AM

R140. Isn't Steve's hair naturally blonde?

I thought the dark brown was him dyeing his hair to go undercover.

by Anonymousreply 142November 11, 2022 5:23 AM

He still looks good but honestly don’t deserve the title. He looks old and already passed his peak. They could’ve chosen a younger guy. There are so many good looking younger guys out there. I’ve recently seen so many incredibly good looking MOC

by Anonymousreply 143November 11, 2022 6:12 AM

R142, he never went undercover. They never explained why his hair turned so dark. Maybe they all decided to experiment at the Avengers Tower with dyes. Black Widow went blonde that year. Then the next movie she went back to being a redhead and Steve was platinum blond with highlights.

by Anonymousreply 144November 11, 2022 6:57 AM

R144. Weren't they on the run after Steve basically gave the middle finger to the Sokovia Accords, saved Bucky and broke all those who helped him out of that maximum security prison in Civil War?

I thought that was why Vision and Wanda had to keep meeting in secret and why Rhodes was being told off by Ross.

By the next movie they were back in their original looks but they were probably given amnesty. It's not like Earth's governments didn't have bigger things to worry about after half the planet turned to dust.

by Anonymousreply 145November 11, 2022 7:19 AM

[quote] He looks simian now

Simian is not the word you want, OP.

by Anonymousreply 146November 11, 2022 7:34 AM

What word does OP want?

by Anonymousreply 147November 11, 2022 7:37 AM

Simian = Ape-like or monkey-like ≠ Chris Evans now.

by Anonymousreply 148November 11, 2022 7:45 AM

Chris is usually quiet about his personal life and avoids publicity. Now all of a sudden, he's People's SMA and walking around in public with his new gf? It's not a coincidence that the 2nd season of her Netflix series has come out today.

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by Anonymousreply 149November 12, 2022 7:02 AM

One of their better picks but the timing is wrong. He had two big flops this year so what are they celebrating? The fact that he can’t do anything outside of Marvel.

by Anonymousreply 150November 12, 2022 2:41 PM

I'm outside of Marvel and he can do me anytime he wants!

by Anonymousreply 151November 13, 2022 6:17 AM

Wasnt it Paul Rudd ?

by Anonymousreply 152November 13, 2022 6:21 AM

Why is this magazine still a thing? Sexiest anything nowadays seems so dated to me.

by Anonymousreply 153November 13, 2022 11:20 AM

You girlies have different standards for male sexiness than the rest of the world. People don't consider 40 yo men, particularly when in good shape to be old.

As for wokeness, there are nice men of all races, but let's be honest, when a white man is handsome, no one can beat him.

Btw, I wouldn't call him the sexiest man alive.

by Anonymousreply 154November 13, 2022 1:28 PM

Old Chris Evans is the Sexiest Man Alive just like Gwyneth Paltrow was the Sexist Woman Alive a few years back -- both designations bought and paid for by their image reps.

by Anonymousreply 155November 13, 2022 1:36 PM

Someone mentioned that a woman his age would never be proclaimed the sexiest woman alive. She might not, but to be honest I think the sexiest female celebrity today is almost 60 yo old Monica Bellucci. Younger female celebrities are so meh.

by Anonymousreply 156November 13, 2022 1:43 PM

Unlike actresses, actors don’t have a last fuckable day in Hollywood.

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by Anonymousreply 157November 13, 2022 1:49 PM

I don't have a problem with it going to a middle aged or mature man. I don't get the people who want it to go to a sexless twink. The title is sexiest MAN and I prefer real men over twinks.

by Anonymousreply 158November 14, 2022 2:27 AM

R155, Actually, she was proclaimed to be The World’s Most Beautiful Woman.

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by Anonymousreply 159November 14, 2022 11:50 AM

R159, To which Joan Rivers quipped, “Who were the judges, Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?”

by Anonymousreply 160November 14, 2022 11:53 AM


That’s your preference. I like twinks.

by Anonymousreply 161November 14, 2022 12:54 PM

I am bisexual, I like both men and twinks.

by Anonymousreply 162November 14, 2022 1:27 PM

Maurice Evans as Dr. Zaius generated more heat!

by Anonymousreply 163November 14, 2022 4:04 PM

Chris looks good here but maybe that's because of who he's standing next to. I always thought that Chris was cute

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by Anonymousreply 164November 14, 2022 4:12 PM

R164 He looks TERRIBLE with that beard.

by Anonymousreply 165November 15, 2022 3:25 AM

Does Billy have a hair piss? R164

by Anonymousreply 166November 15, 2022 3:51 AM

R166 Do you mean this?

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by Anonymousreply 167November 15, 2022 6:35 AM

I find him repulsive. His looks are overrated, and he's another self absorbed gas bag who is probably on the path to self destruction..

by Anonymousreply 168November 15, 2022 9:14 AM

Shot down your advances, did he r168 ?

by Anonymousreply 169November 15, 2022 11:09 PM

His legs though…like they belong on a POW.

by Anonymousreply 170November 15, 2022 11:40 PM

He wont be fucking me with his legs, so were good. Well, maybe the third one.

by Anonymousreply 171November 15, 2022 11:51 PM

He can play the piano.

by Anonymousreply 172November 15, 2022 11:55 PM

Anyone who thinks this is "repulsive" and doesn't find anything sexy about him in this picture..... well, you must not be a gay man.

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by Anonymousreply 173November 16, 2022 2:37 AM

Eww, that try-hard photo is a dick wilter. 🤮

by Anonymousreply 174November 16, 2022 3:09 AM

I used to be so attracted to him, but sorry something is off with his appearance in these pics. He’s definitely not the same looker he was when he was younger.

by Anonymousreply 175November 16, 2022 3:35 AM

The wig looks so unnatural.

by Anonymousreply 176November 16, 2022 4:46 AM

He is ok, I wouldn't say no to him, but sexiest man alive? There are many sexier men.

by Anonymousreply 177November 16, 2022 8:55 AM

Name one.

by Anonymousreply 178November 16, 2022 8:59 AM

Leo di Caprio R178

by Anonymousreply 179November 16, 2022 9:18 AM

He was hotter as the Human Torch. Slimmer but.still cut body, gorgeous hair on his chest. When he became Cap, he had his body shaved and was overly muscular. He lost it for me and, yes, at the present time I find him repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 180November 16, 2022 9:27 AM

R175 Do ya think it is because of the alleged plastic surgery discussed in the thread below?

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by Anonymousreply 181November 16, 2022 9:48 AM

R180 I hope they didn't wax his chest because it destroys the hair roots.

by Anonymousreply 182November 16, 2022 9:49 AM

[quote]He was hotter as the Human Torch. Slimmer but.still cut body, gorgeous hair on his chest. When he became Cap, he had his body shaved and was overly muscular. He lost it for me and, yes, at the present time I find him repulsive.

I agree with this exactly except for the last part. This People cover makes him look like he did back in that photoshoot linked above.

Even the hair on People (if it's a wig) looks better than he has in recent movies.

by Anonymousreply 183November 16, 2022 4:05 PM

He does not wear a wig. Ive met him several times through work.

by Anonymousreply 184November 16, 2022 5:00 PM

Then what is the deal with his hair?

by Anonymousreply 185November 16, 2022 5:03 PM

Sometimes, just a bad dye job or haircut. Its that simple.

by Anonymousreply 186November 16, 2022 5:06 PM

But wasn't his hairline receding lately? and now it's perfect and full. I'm not knocking him, I have always thought he was HOT but his hair seems a bit too "perfect" and I"ve herad almost men in Hollywood have some type of enhancement, whether it's surgery, Topik, or pieces.

by Anonymousreply 187November 16, 2022 5:09 PM

Kind of dorky and seems to be naturally gaunt. Not things that are sexy to me.

by Anonymousreply 188November 16, 2022 5:59 PM

He's talked about it losing his hair and admitted his hair in the later Marvel movies wasn't all his. He uses lacefronts for some roles but eventually takes them off.

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by Anonymousreply 189November 16, 2022 9:51 PM

You can see his real widow’s peak hairline in The Gray Man and Knives Out.

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by Anonymousreply 190November 16, 2022 9:52 PM

That’s sparse.

by Anonymousreply 191November 16, 2022 10:42 PM

I bet his hairy taint smells sexy.

by Anonymousreply 192November 16, 2022 10:45 PM

The hair there fell out too.

by Anonymousreply 193November 16, 2022 10:48 PM

He can afford the best in hair restoration.

by Anonymousreply 194November 16, 2022 11:59 PM

[quote]He's talked about it losing his hair and admitted his hair in the later Marvel movies wasn't all his.

The LATER Marvel movies? In The Avengers his hair looked like they chipped it off a giant Ken doll!

by Anonymousreply 195November 18, 2022 5:19 AM

Absolutely completely agree it's Chris Evans.

by Anonymousreply 196November 18, 2022 5:55 AM

Chris Evans is not a cis-white male. He's a white male. The cis thing is total bull shit.

by Anonymousreply 197November 18, 2022 6:02 AM

R64 - I'm always amused when vast numbers of gay guys who do E, G, K, coke, steroids, booze and a partridge in a pair tree trash famous actors who do the same thing, but probably much less than 99.9 percent of the gay men at Fire Island or Provincetown or Manhattan (minus those "Bridge and Tunnel queens")

by Anonymousreply 198November 18, 2022 6:06 AM

R198 I don't do cocaine. It causes alzheimers.

by Anonymousreply 199November 18, 2022 8:45 AM

Which drug causes MS that all the Hollywood stars seem to be catching?

by Anonymousreply 200November 18, 2022 12:34 PM

The rug looks good. He needed it. He could use some sunlight though.

by Anonymousreply 201November 21, 2022 12:19 AM

[quote] [R198] I don't do cocaine. It causes alzheimers.

Is that what happened to Chris Hemsworth?

by Anonymousreply 202November 21, 2022 12:36 AM

R201 sun-bathing causes wrinkles. He is smart to avoid it.

by Anonymousreply 203November 21, 2022 10:35 AM

He was always pale. I love it.

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by Anonymousreply 204November 22, 2022 3:56 AM

[quote] Scarlett Johansson rubbing Chris Evans' back to calm him down because she knew he felt overwhelmed by the huge crowd

🙄 These emo fangirls just eat this shit up so of course he plays into it.

by Anonymousreply 205November 22, 2022 4:53 AM

Are we back again??!!

by Anonymousreply 206November 22, 2022 9:20 PM

Did they also make pictures of his feet in high res?

by Anonymousreply 207November 22, 2022 9:35 PM

What feet?

by Anonymousreply 208November 23, 2022 3:50 AM

He definitely was one of them 10 years ago. Now it would be between Theo Brady, Henry Cavill, Richard Madden, Shawn Mendes or David Corenswet. I would say Nicholas Hoult, Chris Hemsworth, and Ryan Gosling as well, but they were more in their prime 5 years ago. Idk, it's not just age, it's how they take care of themselves, how they genetically age, and how they adapt their style and manner with their aging. To be fair, I look like a potato with googly eyes compared to these guys.

by Anonymousreply 209November 23, 2022 4:00 AM

They had to pick him after he showed his big appendage. Fact I’m surprise that wasn’t in the center fault of people magazine.

by Anonymousreply 210November 23, 2022 4:01 AM

Was it big? How big? How many inches?

by Anonymousreply 211November 23, 2022 4:04 AM

Wait, that dick pic has showed something big? No wonder they pronounced him the sexiest guy. Poor guys who are more handsome but have small dicks stood no chance.

by Anonymousreply 212November 23, 2022 7:29 AM

The penis picture was very close to the penis. Maybe that's why it appeared big? Glans looked smaller than shaft. Does he have blonde or brown pubes?

by Anonymousreply 213November 23, 2022 9:41 AM

R213 It would be enough for you, you don’t want your cervix get hurt.

by Anonymousreply 214November 23, 2022 9:45 AM

He had one of the worst hatchet circumcisions ever.

by Anonymousreply 215November 23, 2022 10:32 AM

What is hatchet circumcision?

by Anonymousreply 216November 24, 2022 1:51 AM

It being attached to Chris Evans would be enough for me, irrespective of size.

by Anonymousreply 217November 24, 2022 10:41 PM
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