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Tyson fell asleep in a random person’s home

He went inside, lied down and slept.

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by Anonymousreply 227November 26, 2022 7:59 PM

If he was named Tyrone he woulda been shot. Sorry, not sorry.

by Anonymousreply 1November 7, 2022 7:05 PM

[quote]He went inside, lied down and slept.

Oh, dear!

Also, he's cute. Maybe he could fall asleep in Chicken Man's bed next week. Tyson makes chickens, right?

by Anonymousreply 2November 7, 2022 7:10 PM

It's the groovy tryptophan to blame

by Anonymousreply 3November 7, 2022 7:11 PM

He's a drunk

by Anonymousreply 4November 7, 2022 7:15 PM

He was shit faced and he is the great grandson of the Tyson Foods founder. He’s the company’s CFO at 32 yrs old.

by Anonymousreply 5November 7, 2022 7:20 PM

[quote]He went inside, lied down and slept.

He went inside, lay down .and slept.

by Anonymousreply 6November 7, 2022 7:21 PM

Now that's what you call "blind drunk".

by Anonymousreply 7November 7, 2022 7:39 PM

He's a-fucking-dorable. He can fall asleep in my bed any time he likes.

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by Anonymousreply 8November 7, 2022 7:40 PM

All those chicken scions all look like chickens. Not as bad the Perdue family, but he looks like a little bantam rooster

by Anonymousreply 9November 7, 2022 7:44 PM

Calling the cops wouldn't be the first thing on my mind if I found him drunk in my bed.

by Anonymousreply 10November 7, 2022 8:05 PM

He looks like a little twerp.

by Anonymousreply 11November 7, 2022 8:11 PM

He pings a bit

by Anonymousreply 12November 7, 2022 8:13 PM

I want to know how he got to the house. It’s not like Fayetteville, AR is an urban city that he could walk to this house from a bar. It’s more troubling if he drive to the home before breaking in.

by Anonymousreply 13November 7, 2022 8:14 PM

How do you get that bad where you don't know what house you're in. Where are his friends/family? Why didn't he call one of them?

by Anonymousreply 14November 7, 2022 8:17 PM

[quote]He pings a bit

Of course he does! This is DL!

Then again, as a Tyson executive, he must know his way around a cock.

by Anonymousreply 15November 7, 2022 8:44 PM

Wandering drunk into random houses hasn't been a thing since the nineties.

It's Baaaaack!

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by Anonymousreply 16November 7, 2022 8:47 PM

[quote]Tyson fell asleep in a random person’s home

What exactly is the issue here?

by Anonymousreply 17November 7, 2022 8:48 PM

[quote]It's Baaaaack!

Sadly, neither Margot nor Anne are here to enjoy its return.

by Anonymousreply 18November 7, 2022 8:50 PM

He went inside, lay down .and slept.

Kinda like the honey badger, the lazy fuck.

by Anonymousreply 19November 7, 2022 8:52 PM

[quote]Sadly, neither Margot nor Anne are here to enjoy its return.

Sorry. Neither is here.

by Anonymousreply 20November 7, 2022 8:54 PM

Stand your ground!

by Anonymousreply 21November 7, 2022 8:57 PM

How could this happen?

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by Anonymousreply 22November 7, 2022 9:12 PM

How would this story be different if the person falling asleep in the other person's home was black?

by Anonymousreply 23November 7, 2022 9:13 PM

Cute rich people can sleep anywhere they please, it seems.

by Anonymousreply 24November 7, 2022 9:14 PM

R23 Statistically, what do most home invasion criminals look like?

by Anonymousreply 25November 7, 2022 9:15 PM


Didn't Robert Downey Jr. pass out in some Malibu neighbor's house - in the kids bed? Johnny Depp? Charlie Sheen? I feel like there are plenty of people who are getting into other people's homes and sleeping. Lock your doors people. Or else you might have some rando millionaire sleeping on YOUR couch. lol

by Anonymousreply 26November 7, 2022 9:20 PM

He was arrested ya know. And yes, he would have been blown to bits had he been black and not employed by a TOP FLIGHT BIRD OUTFIT.

Now lighten up and give my witty post some love goddammit.

by Anonymousreply 27November 7, 2022 9:20 PM

[quote]Tyson makes chickens, right?

Tyson sells chicken.

Only God can make a chicken. Or a tree.

by Anonymousreply 28November 7, 2022 9:33 PM

The Tyson family is one of heartless dogshit—garbage people. Thousands of Tyson workers contracted coronavirus due to the lack of adequate protection at Tyson facilities. Despite warnings from scientists that factory farms are ideal breeding grounds for highly infectious zoonotic diseases and antibiotic resistant pathogens, chickens raised for Tyson continue to be shoved by the tens of thousands into overcrowded, unsanitary, disease-ridden factory farms. Tyson uses breeds of chickens that grow so unnaturally large so fast that they can hardly walk and suffer from organ failure; as a result, they have weak immune systems and struggle to fight off disease.

by Anonymousreply 29November 7, 2022 9:42 PM

R1 Probably not.

by Anonymousreply 30November 7, 2022 9:48 PM

Well, he appears to sleep shirtless.

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by Anonymousreply 31November 7, 2022 9:48 PM

It's Arkansas. He should have been blown to bits and they could have made chicken nuggets out of him.

by Anonymousreply 32November 7, 2022 9:53 PM

[quote]If he was named Tyrone he woulda been shot.

Nah. Just offered another drink.

by Anonymousreply 33November 7, 2022 9:56 PM

And happy the lights were turned out.

by Anonymousreply 34November 7, 2022 9:59 PM

DL wants all the juicy details.

by Anonymousreply 35November 7, 2022 10:00 PM

He doesn't ping to me but he looks like he'd do anything.

by Anonymousreply 36November 7, 2022 10:09 PM

If anyone breaks into our home, they would be shot to death. We are locked and loaded. Sounds crazy to some of you but I know of 2 people personally in my small city who were murdered in their homes by a burglary gone wrong. Husband is former military and a pretty good shot. He hopes I don't shoot myself accidentally to be honest.

by Anonymousreply 37November 7, 2022 10:13 PM

Hope Robin Givens is OK.

by Anonymousreply 38November 7, 2022 10:16 PM

Is it really trespassing if the woman's door was unlocked? If he didn't harm her, I don't see what the big deal is. Yeah, not the most appropriate thing to do. He was drunk and not using his common sense. I would have laughed it off, not press charges.

by Anonymousreply 39November 7, 2022 11:38 PM

^^You’re an opportunist and a gay one at that.

by Anonymousreply 40November 7, 2022 11:43 PM

Was he in one of those neighborhoods like in CSI where all the houses look identical?

by Anonymousreply 41November 7, 2022 11:48 PM

Of course you are trespassing even when the door is unlocked. Since when would that be allowed? Even if all doors and windows were unlocked and wide open, you are still intruding. As long as the property isn't yours and you don't have permission to enter, you do not enter.

by Anonymousreply 42November 7, 2022 11:50 PM

If you found a cute stranger passed out in your house in your bed in his underwear and made love to that person can you be charged with rape? And then can you charge that person with trespassing? It would be kind of a messy situation. But it could play out in all kinds of interesting ways.

by Anonymousreply 43November 8, 2022 12:02 AM

32 years old and *CFO* of a company like that???? If there were a more obvious case of nepotism and sheer (non-merit based) privilege at play…

by Anonymousreply 44November 8, 2022 12:08 AM

Hot, rich and an out-of-control drunk. Marry me!

by Anonymousreply 45November 8, 2022 12:11 AM

Fucking Hot!!

by Anonymousreply 46November 8, 2022 12:51 AM

Girl, marry ME!

(At this rate, he’ll be dead in six months and me…and I love Park Avenue, dahrling!)

by Anonymousreply 47November 8, 2022 1:01 AM

R23 sometimes white people fall asleep in black homes. And when they wake up from their drunken stupor they shoot them. See Texas female cop.

by Anonymousreply 48November 8, 2022 1:24 AM

Oh shit. I would slam him so hard.

Ty for introducing him.

by Anonymousreply 49November 8, 2022 1:34 AM

Is he still CFO? I doubt that the board of director is OK keeping him in that function. I know that Tyson has a loose approach in following the law, but this is about money. If the stock value gets impacted they may not want to keep a CFO who cannot figure out where his home is.

Maybe he is taking a medical leave of absence.

by Anonymousreply 50November 8, 2022 2:12 AM

Maybe whoever lives in that house was baking cookies as he walked past.

by Anonymousreply 51November 8, 2022 2:13 AM

Hard pass. He and the entire Tyson family are Trump supporting, gay hating assholes.

by Anonymousreply 52November 8, 2022 2:26 AM

He’ll be hospitalized for “exhaustion” in 3, 2, 1 . . .

by Anonymousreply 53November 8, 2022 2:37 AM

He’s fucking cute AND a billionaire (or the heir to some serious scratch)?

I don’t have much, but I’d give him my big cock and a pearl necklace.

by Anonymousreply 54November 8, 2022 2:41 AM

So where was his home and where was her home and how did he know where her bedroom was? I mean was she his next door neighbor and the houses were so close together in a gated community where a CFO would live? How did this all happen? They never answer all the interesting questions.

by Anonymousreply 55November 8, 2022 2:42 AM

R52 my mind absolutely cares about party affiliation. My raging hard on absolutely does not.

I can make tender hate to any hot piece of ass.

by Anonymousreply 56November 8, 2022 2:44 AM

R31 damn he is fit and fine. Thanks for sharing

by Anonymousreply 57November 8, 2022 4:06 AM

These things never happen to me..

by Anonymousreply 58November 8, 2022 4:20 AM

If he was my neighbor, I’d leave my doors unlocked all the time

by Anonymousreply 59November 8, 2022 4:27 AM

[quote] The youthful girl whose particulars has not been made public known as the police they often lastly obtained right here inside discovering the particular person asleep inside the once more mattress room on the first flooring whereas his clothes have been on the bottom near the mattress.

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by Anonymousreply 60November 8, 2022 4:42 AM

So nobody in Nigeria speaks English?

by Anonymousreply 61November 8, 2022 4:56 AM

I boycott Tyson, but I'd fuck that chicken.

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by Anonymousreply 62November 8, 2022 5:01 AM

R55 I agree.

I want to find his address and see if the two houses are similar.

I guess people in a gated community might keep their doors unlocked. I think my parents did back in 'the good old days'.

by Anonymousreply 63November 8, 2022 5:13 AM

[quote]Tyson is a fourth-generation member of the Tyson family. He was being groomed for the roles of CEO and Chairman — positions his father and grandfather held at the company — according to a Wall Street Journal report when he was promoted to CFO. He joined the executive team in 2019 and was appointed chief financial officer in September. He is also a member of Tyson Foods’ enterprise leadership team, reporting directly to president and CEO Donnie King, according to the company’s website.

He was being groomed to take over the CEO role. I wonder how the current CEO feels that a kid is coming to take over his job.

by Anonymousreply 64November 8, 2022 6:17 AM

[quote]discovering the particular person asleep inside the once more mattress room on the first flooring whereas his clothes have been on the bottom near the mattress.

So he was sleeping nude?

by Anonymousreply 65November 8, 2022 6:18 AM

And what is a "once more mattress room on the first flooring"?

by Anonymousreply 66November 8, 2022 6:53 AM

Fowl play from the king/queen of corn.

by Anonymousreply 67November 8, 2022 6:58 AM

R52 How can you make that claim? Are you personally acquainted with the entire Tyson family?

by Anonymousreply 68November 8, 2022 7:44 AM


Which iteration do you want as a drunken home invader in your mattress room?

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by Anonymousreply 69November 8, 2022 1:11 PM

He has a weak, womanly chin, which is why he grew the beard. Youth is currently on his side. He won’t age well, trust me.

by Anonymousreply 70November 8, 2022 1:24 PM

Bet he tastes like chicken.

by Anonymousreply 71November 8, 2022 1:36 PM

[quote] I don’t have much, but I’d give him my big cock and a pearl necklace.

That’s actually kind of sweet, r54! I’m now imagining a gay porn version of the Goldie Hawn-Kurt Russell romantic comedy “Overboard” in my mind. Men.com should definitely do a scene based on this story.

by Anonymousreply 72November 8, 2022 1:46 PM

I did this once in San Francisco. Homeowner and cops were very kind about it. A major wake up call.

by Anonymousreply 73November 8, 2022 2:58 PM

Rich and hot, what else could you ask for in bed?

by Anonymousreply 74November 8, 2022 3:03 PM

The new Anne Heche!

by Anonymousreply 75November 8, 2022 3:03 PM

He looks like a goddamned chicken

by Anonymousreply 76November 8, 2022 3:15 PM

R10 Rapist alert

by Anonymousreply 77November 8, 2022 3:15 PM

His father's money bought him entrance into Harvard and then Stanford for his graduate degree.

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by Anonymousreply 78November 8, 2022 3:18 PM

[quote]His father's money bought him entrance into Harvard

He does have a certain je ne sais Kushner about him, doesn't he?

by Anonymousreply 79November 8, 2022 3:22 PM

R61, R66-- that's an article that the Nigerian newspaper stole from another news service and run through AI software to change the words to 'synonyms' so the Nigerian paper could avoid copyright issues. The end result never makes sense.

It happens quite a bit these days.

by Anonymousreply 80November 8, 2022 3:30 PM

That's a real fat ass cop attending him in r31.

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by Anonymousreply 81November 8, 2022 3:40 PM

Supporting video for r81.

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by Anonymousreply 82November 8, 2022 3:42 PM

You’re lookin mighty pretty, boy. Hook me up with free chicken for the rest of my life, and it’ll go much better for you in here.

by Anonymousreply 83November 8, 2022 3:47 PM

I could understand this happening if Tysons trafficked in turkeys, there justification then, but it’s a chicken company.

by Anonymousreply 84November 8, 2022 3:52 PM

Is he the head cluck?

by Anonymousreply 85November 8, 2022 4:06 PM

R16, wow.

Someone thought that was funny and then animated it.

by Anonymousreply 86November 8, 2022 6:48 PM

[quote]He and the entire Tyson family are Trump supporting, gay hating assholes

And your point is….?

by Anonymousreply 87November 8, 2022 10:38 PM

His dad is worth over $3 Billion. This incident may cause a bit of backlash, but he'll still end up CEO of the company after everyone has a good ol boys laugh about all the fuss.

by Anonymousreply 88November 8, 2022 10:40 PM

R88 not necessarily. The family only owns ~2% of Class A shares. Doesn’t mean they don’t control it, some realities of public companies and control are Byzantine and away from view. If there’s one incident, no worries. Several or escalating incidents and the institutional holders will come for the Board, and they will take action.

by Anonymousreply 89November 8, 2022 11:08 PM

I am still puzzled as to what happened. I know how drinking and getting drunk works. But being drunk and walking into some random's person's home to fall asleep there sounds too bizarre, almost mysterious. The woman says she didn't know him. So what prompted his drunk ass to settle there?

Unrelated to the incident, I'm surprised that Tyson lets a 32 year old become its CFO. That's some mighty responsibility that requires quite some experience, I'd say. That alone should be a problem for the board. If that young chap then breaks under the pressure and cannot handle life without getting shitfaced - that should be quite alarming.

by Anonymousreply 90November 8, 2022 11:26 PM

R89, the family has 71% of shareholder votes because of their Class B shares that have ten times the power of the Class A shares. The kid stays in the picture.

by Anonymousreply 91November 9, 2022 12:13 AM

Yes, like many companies (Zuckerberg/Facebook, etc) the founding individual/families often retain the voting shares. BUT when the institutional investors, who own probably 90% of the Class A shares, become sufficiently uncomfortable, they go to the board and make demands. Their recourse isn’t to vote the directors out, but to sell/threaten to sell their position. There is the risk of rapid decline in price/mkt cap etc. and consequently the value of the family’s stake in it. (Not to mention investor lawsuits) Directors, even those beholden to the family for their seat, have a legal responsibility to act when it becomes untenable not to act.

The family can’t protect him if he goes off the rails.

by Anonymousreply 92November 9, 2022 3:06 AM

R91, R92 was to you

Correct me if I’m mistaken

by Anonymousreply 93November 9, 2022 3:08 AM

What's all this talk about chicken stock?

by Anonymousreply 94November 9, 2022 5:01 PM

R94 speaking of, where is the barefoot cuntessa?

Haven’t heard a peep in a while. Welfare check?

by Anonymousreply 95November 9, 2022 5:29 PM

Video of the police waking him up in the girl's comfy bed.

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by Anonymousreply 96November 18, 2022 9:05 PM

That clip looks like it should be a YouTube skit.

by Anonymousreply 97November 18, 2022 9:07 PM

or a Pornhub scene; peeno 9-1-1

by Anonymousreply 98November 18, 2022 9:09 PM

OMG he looked so cozy and adorable. He just wanted to be spooned!

by Anonymousreply 99November 18, 2022 9:11 PM

Is that what straight men call underwear? So gross...

by Anonymousreply 100November 18, 2022 9:13 PM

I think this was more than just booze.

Did he piss her bed?

by Anonymousreply 101November 18, 2022 9:14 PM

Can’t handle the drink I think. My ex was like this he’d drink and just lose all sense. By the time I’d forget where I was would have been dead twice….

by Anonymousreply 102November 18, 2022 9:16 PM

The lack of response to the cops bespeaks a high degree of entitlement. Anyone else would have been screamed at, yanked out of bed, and tased.

by Anonymousreply 103November 18, 2022 9:20 PM


by Anonymousreply 104November 18, 2022 9:26 PM

Chi Chi LaRue could have done so much more with that wake-up scene with all the cops and the handcuffs

by Anonymousreply 105November 18, 2022 9:30 PM

So fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 106November 18, 2022 9:30 PM

That cutie's right hand was jerking before they dragged him out of the bed.

His little orange underpants didn't expose the fly and his cockle-penis within.

by Anonymousreply 107November 18, 2022 10:03 PM

How far did he live from the house? Are we talking two doors or 2 miles?

by Anonymousreply 108November 18, 2022 10:12 PM

The first policeman knew his full name.

by Anonymousreply 109November 18, 2022 10:16 PM

He has beautiful chest hair.

by Anonymousreply 110November 18, 2022 10:16 PM

R109 that's funny. I wonder if he recognized him or the woman did. I guess maybe he's a local celeb. Or maybe he's known for showing up in his boxers in random neighbors beds!

by Anonymousreply 111November 18, 2022 10:28 PM

I deman my civil rice and chicken nuggets.

by Anonymousreply 112November 18, 2022 10:42 PM

In the original video, I figured the orange boxers were part of his jail outfit.

by Anonymousreply 113November 18, 2022 10:53 PM

Note the Golden Girls poster above the bed!

by Anonymousreply 114November 18, 2022 11:52 PM

That giant cop - the original one who doesn’t speak - is hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 115November 19, 2022 12:00 AM

The difference between a gay man and a straight woman is that gay man wouldn't have called the cops.

by Anonymousreply 116November 19, 2022 12:12 AM

Yeah they sure knew who he was. Anybody else would have been beaten to shit. And a person of color would have been red slush.

by Anonymousreply 117November 19, 2022 12:31 AM

His pants, with his wallet and ID in the back pocket, were draped on the foot of the bed. They obviously looked in the pockets when he was deemed so out of it as to be unresponsive, probably by the first, silent cop.

Like others here, I don’t think he was just drunk. Probably a mixture of drinks and benzos.

by Anonymousreply 118November 19, 2022 12:52 AM

Also, he reads gay or OCD because I have never known a straight guy who would, while blackout drunk, neatly lay his clothes on the end of the bed like that.

by Anonymousreply 119November 19, 2022 12:54 AM

A real man sleeps in the nude.

by Anonymousreply 120November 19, 2022 1:01 AM

Were his orange boxers Halloween-themed? There seems to be some kind of kooky pattern going on.

He has quite a pelt on his belly.

by Anonymousreply 121November 19, 2022 1:08 AM

John Belushi used to do this all the time. They called him 'America's Guest'.

by Anonymousreply 122November 19, 2022 1:22 AM

RDJ did it and no one seemed to have a problem with him.

What's the big deal with this guy?

by Anonymousreply 123November 19, 2022 1:35 AM

He probably would've called the cops on me R116.

by Anonymousreply 124November 19, 2022 1:49 AM

Tyson is the third one, I think.

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by Anonymousreply 125November 19, 2022 5:52 AM

The description does not mention that she lived with her parents. None of them were home and the door was unlocked. He tried the dad's bed first, but it was too hard. The mom's bed was too soft. Her bed was just right.

by Anonymousreply 126November 19, 2022 6:09 AM

Does the story mention how he chose this house in particular? I'm assuming that that wasn't even his neighborhood, so I'm still wondering why this house and not others.

by Anonymousreply 127November 19, 2022 2:40 PM

I agree with others, I thought it was something more than alcohol he was on. If the girl played her cards right, she would have kept him in her bed. Cute and a billionaire, she scored.

by Anonymousreply 128November 19, 2022 2:54 PM

^ That actually would have been hilarious. 'Look at my new boyfriend' Put it on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Fuck the shit out of his foggy brain, fake an engagement promise.

I feel a L&O SVU episode coming where it's debated if he needs to pay child support for the drunk-night kid.

by Anonymousreply 129November 19, 2022 3:02 PM

With this Tyson family and the policemen outrageously treating him with kid gloves in such a fucked up situation the family would have been threatened and harassed with no recourse. The policemen might as well have gotten into bed with him and spooned considering how they would have treated an unknown man.

by Anonymousreply 130November 19, 2022 3:39 PM

[quote] The policemen might as well have gotten into bed with him and spooned

Now that’s a video I’d like to see, if the spooning led to heavy petting and escalated from there

by Anonymousreply 131November 19, 2022 3:50 PM

Again, isn't the man a genuine security risk for the corporation. I mean, he is the head of all the financial data, and knows all strategic plans. Doesn't sound too difficult to extract some of that from him, either directly during a foggy binge, or indirectly with good old fashioned blackmail. Even if I am the most understanding dad, I would not want someone handle my fortune who is not able to control his body and mind.

by Anonymousreply 132November 19, 2022 3:56 PM

[Quote]Does the story mention how he chose this house in particular? I'm assuming that that wasn't even his neighborhood, so I'm still wondering why this house and not others.

R127 I haven't found that story, either. He's apologized for it at a meeting, but wouldn't elaborate. I think the girl and the police won't elaborate, either, on the matter.

[Quote]CFO John R. Tyson, who was arrested last week, participated in the company’s earnings call, his first as finance chief, on Monday. “I’m embarrassed and I want to let you know that I take full responsibility for my actions,” Tyson said. “I just want to apologize to our investors as I have to our employees. This was an incident inconsistent with our company values as well as my personal values. I just wanted you guys to hear this directly from me and that I’m committed to making sure this never happens again.”

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by Anonymousreply 133November 19, 2022 3:56 PM

^ Can I assume that he apologized to the woman and the parents separately? Didn't see that detail here.

by Anonymousreply 134November 19, 2022 4:00 PM

Vice includes some pictures taken from the video in its article.

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by Anonymousreply 135November 19, 2022 4:08 PM

John in the back of the police car.

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by Anonymousreply 136November 19, 2022 4:10 PM

R135 they got the phrasing right. I would like to treat him like a meat scion

by Anonymousreply 137November 19, 2022 4:10 PM

He reminds me a little of Chris Mazdzer.

by Anonymousreply 138November 19, 2022 4:16 PM

He's cute. I would have stripped him down and laid him tenderly next to me in bed. When he woke up in the morning with a hangover, I would give him breakfast in bed and told him what a wonderful time we had last night and then give him a big kiss on the lips.

by Anonymousreply 139November 19, 2022 4:20 PM

and I would just randomly take off his shoes and socks and pull down his pants and underwear and go to town on him

by Anonymousreply 140November 19, 2022 4:21 PM

Enjoy, r140!

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by Anonymousreply 141November 19, 2022 4:25 PM

To his credit he didn’t drive, at least it doesn’t seem so. He also didn’t go around screaming ‘do you know who I am’ aka Reese Witherspoon or demand special privileges. Although he was pretty out of it, but seemed coherent once they dragged out of the house and in the police car. Bet Xanax was involved.

by Anonymousreply 142November 19, 2022 4:27 PM

I'd have woken him up with a blowjob.

by Anonymousreply 143November 19, 2022 4:30 PM

Well, the front door WAS unlocked and inviting. He didn't break in. However, he might have noticed the cheap decor and the horrid chandelier in the kitchen and known it wasn't his tasteful abode.

by Anonymousreply 144November 19, 2022 4:34 PM

R141- He's got a cute bod too. I would definitely do him

by Anonymousreply 145November 19, 2022 4:35 PM

R144 I don’t think he was in a ‘noticing’ frame of mind

But you’re right. I’ve never been so altered that I wouldn’t immediately recognize the chintz in that place.

by Anonymousreply 146November 19, 2022 4:37 PM

I hope the next time this happens to him, he at least has the decency to wear better underwear! He also should never skip leg day. Chicken legs.

by Anonymousreply 147November 19, 2022 4:57 PM

R146- Frame Of Mind

Wasn't that an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation

by Anonymousreply 148November 19, 2022 4:58 PM

R136 Amateur Bound Gods pron thank you!

by Anonymousreply 149November 19, 2022 5:24 PM

Hot! I would have selected him as People Magazine’s “2022 Sexiest Man Alive” over Chris Evans.

by Anonymousreply 150November 19, 2022 5:43 PM

If I walked into my bedroom and saw him sleeping in my bed, I would have thought Santa arrived early!

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by Anonymousreply 151November 19, 2022 5:44 PM

What, if anything, is known about him besides this arrest? I am shocked the detectives on DL didn’t get the gossip on him.

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by Anonymousreply 153November 20, 2022 12:56 AM

That walrus cop is probably a jailer, not a beat cop. Can you imagine that hippo trying to chase down a suspect?

The idiot woman should have her face viciously slapped for leaving her door unlocked. What a stupid moron.

by Anonymousreply 154November 20, 2022 1:57 AM

I got drunk at a summer wedding venue that was about a mile away from my home. I thought everyone had left (they had just moved to a different part of the property) so I started walking home through neighborhoods.

I’m walking on a street I’m familiar with and see an open door with a guy cooking something on the stove. Being the friendly drunk when I drink, I walked into his home and asked what he was making. I remember him being surprised and amused and offered me some spaghetti—I declined.

He then got a call and mentioned me to the caller. In a few minutes a young couple came over (all of us in our early 20s) and said hello and laughed at the situation. They then headed for the bedroom. Somehow I realized I should leave, said goodbye, and left for home.

When I got home, no one was there because they were still at the wedding. So I drove to a friend’s house to party some more.

by Anonymousreply 155November 20, 2022 4:01 AM

R155 = Driving drunk is not a funny story. Prisons are filled with drunk drivers. Stay off the road when you booze.

by Anonymousreply 156November 20, 2022 4:31 AM

'This was an incident inconsistent with our company values as well as my personal values.'

Liar! Your behavior represents your personal values. Like how your company treats its employees.

by Anonymousreply 157November 20, 2022 4:51 AM

In the video when they tried to get him up he started to pump his fist up and down. He must have been in a club before and thought he was back there.

by Anonymousreply 158November 20, 2022 5:02 AM

What gay porn film is the picture at R135 from? It looks hot. Beefy police daddy about to have his way with sleepy camp counselor.

by Anonymousreply 159November 20, 2022 5:03 AM

[quote] In the video when they tried to get him up he started to pump his fist up and down.

Yeah, I noticed that, too. Couldn't make sense of it. Got me the idea that he had more than just alcohol.

by Anonymousreply 160November 20, 2022 6:14 AM

He was pumping his fist up and down because he wanted to masturbate.

by Anonymousreply 161November 20, 2022 6:16 AM

Thanks for the scold, r156. This happened 40 years ago. JFC.

by Anonymousreply 162November 20, 2022 6:45 AM

Can DL get an exclusive interview with the woman who lived in the house?

by Anonymousreply 163November 20, 2022 4:56 PM

If anyone wants to see and hear him not wasted.

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by Anonymousreply 164November 21, 2022 2:02 AM

He’s Chief Sustainability Officer? Is this a madeup title?

by Anonymousreply 165November 21, 2022 2:03 AM

[quote]If anyone wants to see and hear him not wasted.

I prefer seeing him not clothed, frankly.

by Anonymousreply 166November 21, 2022 2:05 AM

If I were that girl in whose bed cutie Tyson was sleeping naked, I'd immediately fuck him and get pregnant while he was unconscious or semi conscious. All those billionaire dollars, I'd be set for life. Stupid dumb bitch.

by Anonymousreply 167November 21, 2022 4:38 AM

^I doubt he could get it up in his condition. She could’ve blackmailed the hell out of him though.

by Anonymousreply 168November 21, 2022 4:57 AM

R167 She might have if she knew who he was. It was the police who found out by checking his pockets for an ID.

by Anonymousreply 169November 21, 2022 5:00 AM

"knowledge sharing..." "thought leadership..." He's very cute, but the corporo-mumbo jumbo lingo is repellent.

Tyson chicken is poisonous.

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by Anonymousreply 170November 21, 2022 7:40 AM

I’m addicted to you, don’t you know that you’re toxic! 🍗

by Anonymousreply 171November 21, 2022 7:45 AM

[quote]Tyson chicken is poisonous.

Isn't Listeria Lane where the Desperate Housewives lived?

by Anonymousreply 172November 21, 2022 7:46 AM

Long version. You can see the girl who reported it in the beginning.

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by Anonymousreply 173November 21, 2022 3:26 PM

There was a whole freezer chest full of Tyson chicken products with yellow mark down tags at my WalMart this morning - probably just a coincidence.

by Anonymousreply 174November 21, 2022 4:11 PM

'lied down' = Lordt have mercy!!!!

by Anonymousreply 175November 21, 2022 4:13 PM

I’ll bet that young lady received a nice sum to keep her mouth shut.

by Anonymousreply 176November 21, 2022 5:16 PM

I saw a funny video just a few weeks ago of a British guy who did the same thing. But he was laughing and his "hosts" were making him a breakfast cup of tea. They all thought it was hilarious. I don't know why you'd need to call the police, unless the guy was obviously dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 177November 21, 2022 5:16 PM

A similar video of a Canadian guy in the same situation went viral a few years back.

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by Anonymousreply 178November 21, 2022 5:20 PM

Hope her mouth got multiple doses of semen as well, r176. Maybe a monthly subscription.

by Anonymousreply 179November 21, 2022 5:27 PM

He do got a nice booty.

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by Anonymousreply 180November 21, 2022 6:30 PM

Somebody wants to really humiliate him with all the videos. The cop put 2 and 2 together the minute he saw the driver’s license. He did have a previous PI arrest, per the new video. He’s kind of a sexy bad boy.

Seems like a bunch of college students lived there. That one girl seemed a little concerned for him haha. I kind of feel bad for him too, he seems harmless.

by Anonymousreply 181November 21, 2022 8:59 PM

This is turning into Rashomon. We're getting every view of the incident.

by Anonymousreply 182November 21, 2022 11:28 PM

Lol R182 hopefully up a boxer leg

by Anonymousreply 183November 21, 2022 11:46 PM

[quote] They all thought it was hilarious. I don't know why you'd need to call the police, unless the guy was obviously dangerous.

Very good point. Maybe it wasn't just her decision. If she lived with her parents, they may have had a word to say there, too. But yeah, if there wasn't more to the it, they could have just turned it into a funny story you tell your grandchildren.

by Anonymousreply 184November 21, 2022 11:54 PM

He was hot, I bet you gays are saying, "I wish it were my home." The young ones for the sex potential and the elder ones for the chicken potential.

by Anonymousreply 185November 21, 2022 11:57 PM

Are you gays this dumb or just superimposing and universalizing your sex fantasies onto women, who have to think about rape and murder when they walk alone at night, let alone finding an unknown man in their bed?

by Anonymousreply 186November 22, 2022 12:19 AM

There were 2 girls and 1 guy in the video. So it wasn’t one girl alone, seems like they all share a house. That said, not sure what I would have done in their shoes.

by Anonymousreply 187November 22, 2022 12:42 AM

r186, the guy was sleeping in his boxers and could not be woken up. Rape and murder was probably a fairly remote risk. Well, I take that back. It's America. The woman could indeed have murdered him with no consequences.

by Anonymousreply 188November 22, 2022 12:46 AM

R186 doesn't understand how fantasies work, or is a spoilsport.

by Anonymousreply 189November 22, 2022 12:50 AM

[quote]This is turning into Rashomon.

Didn’t that holiday just pass?

by Anonymousreply 190November 22, 2022 5:28 PM

The inevitable cop porn mix:

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by Anonymousreply 192November 24, 2022 6:13 PM

Wish there was follow-up with this story and all it’s players.

by Anonymousreply 193November 24, 2022 8:04 PM

I prayed and prayed to Jesus but John Tyson did not wake up in my bed this Thanksgiving morning 😥.

by Anonymousreply 194November 24, 2022 8:08 PM

R167, first of all that is rape. Also having sex would not necessarily get her pregnant. She would need to be ovulating.

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by Anonymousreply 196November 24, 2022 8:37 PM

[quote]and all it’s players.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 197November 24, 2022 8:37 PM

[quote] The inevitable cop porn mix:

That link no longer works but I had found this one but I have no idea if that is the same video you linked to.

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by Anonymousreply 198November 24, 2022 9:09 PM

I knew that was coming after I hit the send button. Oh, dear.🙀

by Anonymousreply 199November 24, 2022 9:09 PM

Don’t mean we don’t love you, r199!

Cause’n we does!

by Anonymousreply 200November 24, 2022 9:44 PM

Yes, thanks, R198.

by Anonymousreply 201November 24, 2022 9:51 PM

Bantam weight.

by Anonymousreply 202November 25, 2022 2:18 AM

OMG, is there really a porn parody? I thought that was a joke. A friend of mine saw the video and was all about the cop standing on the side of the bed.

by Anonymousreply 203November 25, 2022 3:31 AM

It's just his arrest footage intercut with similarly-set gay police porn and a car blowjob; 90 minutes! Someone's obsessed.

by Anonymousreply 204November 25, 2022 5:12 AM

When I saw that the porn parody video was 90 minutes, I decided that life is too short and turned it off.

by Anonymousreply 205November 25, 2022 8:47 AM

Thanks, R164. JR (surely that's what his family calls him, since his father is John H Tyson) has a good voice, along with everything else. He's a very attractive guy. He never really stops being cute, even drunk and probably drugged in the back of the police car. How many people could pull that off?

Too bad about the drinking problem. Given the previous arrest for public intoxication, apparently this is not a new problem. Do we know anything about him other than what's in the very sketchy Wiki bio? He's 32. You'd think he'd be married by now.

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by Anonymousreply 206November 25, 2022 11:24 AM

Small but perfectly formed.

by Anonymousreply 207November 25, 2022 11:27 AM

I can't any videos on that page to play. Are these bastards trying to get me to upgrade to pro? I haven't been on MyVidester in a minute.

by Anonymousreply 208November 25, 2022 2:48 PM

Why they let him be the head of Finance, I don't get it. Even if the Corp is fine with nepotism, you would think that's where the buck stops. Let him be the head of pot lucks and inclusion, or some other vanity title. But keep him away from the vault.

by Anonymousreply 209November 25, 2022 2:59 PM

Thanks R198 that was fun. I don't remember any of it so it's nice to have a record.

by Anonymousreply 210November 25, 2022 6:12 PM

You're adorable R210/JRT! Next time, remember to do this at home and record it yourself. You can use it to start an OnlyFans account as a fallback in case you lose your job and can't pay the rent, but not if it's all over the internet for free.

by Anonymousreply 211November 25, 2022 9:22 PM

Lose my job??!!! LOL you must be kidding. I'm still counting chickens and money - it don't take a mastermind.

You see that name on the label? Tyson! That's me, baby! And I'm set for life. See ya, losers! But again thanks for the video - you should see it on my 75" Smart Tv!

by Anonymousreply 212November 25, 2022 10:02 PM

If he actually has an alcohol or drug problem (and it certainly looks like it) , I feel bad for him. If you ever met a real alcoholic you know they have horrendous demons they cannot shake off. I hope he finds his path to happiness.

by Anonymousreply 213November 26, 2022 1:08 AM

High expectations.

Cute but short.

Trying to measure up.

by Anonymousreply 214November 26, 2022 2:35 AM

I don’t think he’s short. I find these low key billionaires more interesting than the high profile ones who live on the coasts and date supermodels.

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by Anonymousreply 215November 26, 2022 3:04 AM

Low key no more when a viral gay porn movie celebrates a notorious evening in your life.

by Anonymousreply 216November 26, 2022 3:14 AM

Alcoholism runs in the family.

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by Anonymousreply 217November 26, 2022 3:25 AM

True, R216. Ha This story was reported in every major news/financial outlet. Hopefully this will be a wake up call for him. If he would have messed with the wrong house/person, they would’ve blown him away.

Somebody left this comment on the video. Sounds like he’s wild on the regular.

[Quote]I actually work in his department. He organized a town hall in order to "get to know him". He created a collage of photos and said "does anyone else have trouble finding safe for work pictures on your phone?" And he essentially said that he expects all of us to be in the office every day, but he won't because he has a "personal life". I guess now we know what he meant by that...

by Anonymousreply 218November 26, 2022 3:37 AM

Party Elf!

by Anonymousreply 219November 26, 2022 3:44 AM

Typical billionaire asshole. He has a personal life but his serfs have none. Slaughtering chickens and getting diseases is too good for them. The cops should have shot him in bed first and then checked his ID. He'll be on the road again drunk, he'll kill somebody and then we get to hear the favorite tune 'Oh I'm a sick man I need help!' Maybe the world will get lucky and the next time it happens he'll fall into a chicken separating machine. Industrial accident!

by Anonymousreply 220November 26, 2022 5:07 AM

[quote]I don’t think he’s short. I find these low key billionaires more interesting than the high profile ones who live on the coasts and date supermodels.

Agreed on both counts, R215. In the video, you can see that he's in between the heights of the two cops - shorter than the massive, beefy one but taller than the one who does all the talking. He also looks average height in the station. I'd guess Tyson is about 5'10' or so - not tall, but not short.

I also find these flyover rich families interesting, probably because I grew up watching soaps, from which I learned that every small city has a super-rich family in residence. JR Tyson has lived on both coasts, however - he went to Harvard undergrad and Stanford business school. He also worked in the finance industry before "coming home" to Tyson Foods, so he probably lived in New York as well. Low-key, though, yes, like the whole family ... until now. This will blow over though. It's not like he's a celebrity otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 221November 26, 2022 11:10 AM

^ The celebrity should be the massive beefy cop.

by Anonymousreply 222November 26, 2022 1:36 PM

He also fell asleep in their 7 year old's vagine. But no one says nothing about that.

by Anonymousreply 223November 26, 2022 1:38 PM

^ I think I speak for everyone and the world when I ask: What the fuck are you talking about?

by Anonymousreply 224November 26, 2022 1:57 PM

[Quote] I also find these flyover rich families interesting, probably because I grew up watching soaps, from which I learned that every small city has a super-rich family in residence. JR Tyson has lived on both coasts, however - he went to Harvard undergrad and Stanford business school. He also worked in the finance industry before "coming home" to Tyson Foods, so he probably lived in New York as well. Low-key, though, yes, like the whole family ... until now. This will blow over though. It's not like he's a celebrity otherwise.

Well two of the most successful nighttime soaps were set in Dallas and Denver. Look at the crazy Murdough case in SC, except they all look inbred. I also thought of Charlie Wheeler. He is from a really rich family in Texas and was living with a woman who was a hairdresser with 3 kids by 3 different men and older than him. Huge mismatch at least on paper. She and her daughters were found dead a couple of years ago after he left following an argument. It’s still technically an open case, though it was ruled murder/suicide. He had multiple DUIs before and after and some stories came out about him. But in flyover country people don’t talk as much.

As for JR Tyson, I think he definitely lived in NY based on his background. His father has a strong southern accent, he doesn’t at all. I wonder if this job is something he has to do. Although, at least he’s expected to work instead of just floating around living off his parents like so many of these wealthy do. Look at Cindy Crawford’s son.

by Anonymousreply 225November 26, 2022 4:17 PM

I bet if the woman had known that was a billionaire sleeping in her bed, she would have approached things differently.

by Anonymousreply 226November 26, 2022 7:51 PM

The woman was not a whore.

Though I personally would have had no problem in being one in such a case.

by Anonymousreply 227November 26, 2022 7:59 PM
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