Eve Plumb and Marlo Thomas are besties now

It's always Marlo, Marlo, Marlo!

Marlo's face was always square-shaped. When did she become Mariah? God almighty, Phil must sleep in another room so he doesn't see that upon waking.

Eve,

She just wants to steal your (marginally) younger DNA, skin, blood, etc...for her desperate freakish youth treatments...

and maybe a little cartilage to help prop up her nose

Marlo's face looks like it's made of Play Doh

Marlo: The Other Side of Dusk

OMG, what will we do if they find Eve's mutilated corpse under some LA bridge with all of the organs removed?

Yeah, I'd be more worried if Eve were in her child-bearing years...

Old vampires/succubi are much more interested in those magical embryonic cells...

OMG, I hope Eve doesn't have grandchildren!

Are they going to play mother and daughter in a new sitcom?

Oddly, Marlo seems to have put a filter on Donahue's face and not her own. Or maybe it was the gay assistant getting his revenge.

^ this is the photo where she looks like Rose Marie

Marlo's creepy old claw of hand at Phil's neck gives me chills...

If ever there was DL catnip, it is OP's photo.

R9 that photo shows she had just had a bunch of work done. Her face is swollen there.

Aunt Jenny was a better mentor than that bitch. Beware.

Free to be you and me.

Unless you're over 30 or have a big nose. Then drastic intervention is necessary.

“Eve, you should have seen her. She looked great on her show. She used to be BIGGGGGG before, but we can’t say that now…..”

Doris Roberts and Mariah Carey vibes.

I loved her on Knots Landing

R16 I don’t get the hate for that. She didn’t mean it the way people are taking it. She’s in her 80s. They tend to be blunt. It was a compliment though.

I saw Marlo Thomas this evening in a new Christmas movie on the Hallmark Channel. She can still act, but her face was a little distracting.

Neither has the "slimmer's disease."

[quote] OMG, what will we do if they find Eve's mutilated corpse under some LA bridge with all of the organs removed?

That's what happens to teenage runaways!

The "Beautiful" troll strikes again.

R23 they are beautiful women.

[quote]That's what happens to teenage runaways!

I kept warning her...she's a WHORE!

Marlo simply HAD to run to Kim Novak at those Oscars because she wanted to know who did Kim's work.

And the results are AMAZING!

I took one look at Marlo and sent her to Jocelyn Wildenstein.

She is the mentor for all of us "Muppet Mouth" pioneers.

Eve is lovely. I always found her to be more attractive than Marcia and didn't understand why the show made it seem like she wasn't a cute.

I wonder what Phil Donahue is like in real life.

Phil resembles what me worry ? Marlo is repulsive with no eyebrows puffed up face …. Makes me think of Danny Thomas laying under a glass table….. ech

[quote]Eve is lovely. I always found her to be more attractive than Marcia and didn't understand why the show made it seem like she wasn't a cute.

I've listened to a few episodes of "The Real Brady Bros" podcast with Barry Williams and Christopher Knight.

They're not reviewing the shows in chronological order (like most TV re-watch podcast), and they recently did an episode about the "Aunt Jenny" episode from Season 5 (I think). And they had Eve Plumb on as a guest.

The bros say in this episode IIRC that by later seasons, the writers were basically writing the Brady kids characters based on the qualities they saw in the actors who played them. So Eve (who was interesting and delightful) was apparently going through an insecure phase, as many teens do.

But the Brady Bunch TV show didn't feature the rivalry between Marcia and Jan as much as "The Brady Bunch" movies from the 1990s did.

Lies!!!

OP - I don't want to be that guy, but you misspelled beasties.

OP meant "breasties"

Marlo is a sagging like Deputy Dog...

R13, then she must have surgery every day. Her face was just as "swollen" a few days ago during her press tour for that craptastic Hallmark movie.

Marlo Thomas, looks scary. WTF did she have all of that cosmetic surgery for? She never needed it.

I will never forget what a cunt Eve was on the Jenny Jones Show about her Brady experience. I guess it's natural that she and Marlo gravitate to each other.

[Quote] She never needed it.

Not true. Did you see her original nose?

I heard that Marlo Thomas is part-lesbian on her father's side.

Which is which?

R39 She's the ugly one.

Marlo, despite her generous (philanthropy) and liberal image has a pretty rough reputation that I found to be quite accurate decades ago when I worked at Andre Oliver in NYC. She made Lauren Bacall seem pleasant.

Time for some excerpts from 'My Girl and Phil'

^^^ THAT Girl and Phil

Any day or night at the Marlo Thomas-Phil Donahue Manhattan penthouse duplex is Nightmare on Fifth Avenue, says Marlo's former major-domo Desmond Atholl, who spent three years managing the household.

Now 53, Marlo--a feminist who did not marry until 40 and was raised as a spoiled princess by her father, multimillionaire actor-comedian Danny Thomas--apparently has never picked up a shoelace in her life and seemingly exists at the top of her voice when off-camera.

One day, here, with the whole penthouse staff occupied and its hands literally full, the phone rings five times before it can be answered. Marlo descends upon the staff, singles out the cleaning man with his hands in a bucket of dirty water: ""C-A-A-A-R-R-L!! THE P-H-O-N-E!!!!! Carl, you're a fucking fool! Four fucking people! I pay four fucking people a fucking fortune and the phone isn't answered! It's my life! The phone is my life! Fucking idiots, all of you!"" ""Marlo, be nice,"" Phil pleads vainly. ""Go to your room, Phil! This is none of your goddamn fucking business!""

And so it goes, chapter after chapter, Marlo in superhigh tension, dripping sparks and spending ions as a compulsive shopper who can't go into shops but has to hire two shoppers to do her shopping, gathering shoes like Imelda Marcos, packing closets in two homes to bursting with designer dresses and high couture, blowing thousands on flowers in one day searching for white tulips, hostessing parties like a physicist setting up the Manhattan Project, losing the services of her lady architect, Sandie Bolton, when the toilet makes a gushing sound as it fills (""[Sandie, you're] a fucking cunt, and idiot, and a lousy architect""), and generally acting like Hitler strangling a bust of Stalin. Highlights include the Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners of the Thomas and Donahue clans, with Marlo billowing her wings like Beelzebub fighting an exorcist.

Eve was never attractive

[quote] Now 53, Marlo

Was this written with an ink quill on parchment paper?

Just saying

Marlo has turned into Charo!

[quote]^ this is the photo where she looks like Rose Marie

She looks like Graciela, the Filipino home-health nurse.

So I guess this is Marlo's father's money?

Marlo looks like she paid a visit to Priscilla Presley's quack plastic surgeon.

I think she wants her face to look like linoleum.

No cookies? Nooooo cooookies?

Someone, PLEASE, tell these women over 50, 60, 70, 80…cut your goddamn hair. A nice layered bob would do wonders. Stop trying to hang on to your youth, you Methuselah cunts!

If men can be women. Women can be 22 and who has any right to question them without being a bigot?