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Things Straight Men Like Gay Men Don’t

Aside from pussy, what are things the average straight men enjoys that holds absolutely no appeal to the average gay man?

by Anonymousreply 123May 26, 2023 7:05 AM

The Phillies?

by Anonymousreply 1November 4, 2022 10:10 PM

Sportball, mah guns, Jeebus, crotchfruit

by Anonymousreply 2November 4, 2022 10:11 PM

About half of straight men can take it or leave it about crotchfruit. They mostly accommodate steady pussy with them and then it hopefully they grow on them. especially if they are pretty and good at sports.

by Anonymousreply 3November 4, 2022 10:13 PM

Anything I would name will inevitably prompt someone to post, "I'm gay and I like that."

by Anonymousreply 4November 4, 2022 10:13 PM

Backwards baseball caps. It proves straightness.

by Anonymousreply 5November 4, 2022 10:17 PM


by Anonymousreply 6November 4, 2022 10:17 PM

Spending time with their father.

by Anonymousreply 7November 4, 2022 10:18 PM

Wrong, R1.

by Anonymousreply 8November 4, 2022 10:27 PM


But more accurately....taking pictures of themselves with Fish

by Anonymousreply 9November 4, 2022 10:30 PM

Deer camps and duck hunting.

by Anonymousreply 10November 4, 2022 10:35 PM

Clothing with the flag on it. Drug store cologne.

by Anonymousreply 11November 4, 2022 10:39 PM


by Anonymousreply 12November 4, 2022 10:39 PM

Towel dancing

by Anonymousreply 13November 4, 2022 10:49 PM

Trap music

by Anonymousreply 14November 4, 2022 11:01 PM

Cargo pants/shorts

by Anonymousreply 15November 4, 2022 11:07 PM

What's wrong with cargo shorts?

by Anonymousreply 16November 4, 2022 11:44 PM

Baggy, ill-fitting dumpster fire clothes in general.

by Anonymousreply 17November 4, 2022 11:48 PM

I know plenty of gay men who wear cargo pants and shorts

by Anonymousreply 18November 4, 2022 11:49 PM

Me, included, R18. They're really comfortable when just walking around in the summer.

Mary R17 is the gay gestapo in charge of couture.

by Anonymousreply 19November 4, 2022 11:50 PM

Miss Lindzebelle: Straight men get seduced and keep on calling.

Gays are absolutely not fond of her.

by Anonymousreply 20November 4, 2022 11:56 PM

Stupid comedy films. And not campy or intentionally stupid ones — just genuinely dumb and unfunny mainstream dreck with actors like Kevin James.

by Anonymousreply 21November 4, 2022 11:57 PM

Tits and golf

by Anonymousreply 22November 5, 2022 12:12 AM

R10 Hunting and killing animals for sport doesn’t seem very gay.

by Anonymousreply 23November 5, 2022 12:17 AM

[quote]Backwards baseball caps. It proves straightness.

Also: reflective Oakley knockoff sunglasses worn upside down on the back of the head.

by Anonymousreply 24November 5, 2022 12:22 AM

Jacked pick up trucks that are LOUD

by Anonymousreply 25November 5, 2022 12:27 AM

Affecting thug mannerisms

by Anonymousreply 26November 5, 2022 12:32 AM

[quote] Things Straight Men Like Gay Men Don’t

Apparently comas OP, assuming you are gay.

by Anonymousreply 27November 5, 2022 12:33 AM

[quote]Tits and golf

Will change your life

They sure changed mine!

by Anonymousreply 28November 5, 2022 12:41 AM

[quote] Apparently comas OP, assuming you are gay.

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

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by Anonymousreply 29November 5, 2022 12:44 AM

"Tits and Golf"

It'll either be the name of the next theme restaurant I open...

or the names of the next two dogs I adopt

by Anonymousreply 30November 5, 2022 12:47 AM

Whistling with their fingers

Cat calling

Putting their feet up on furniture

by Anonymousreply 31November 5, 2022 12:49 AM

Dirty feet

Chewing finger nails

by Anonymousreply 32November 5, 2022 12:50 AM

Las Vegas

by Anonymousreply 33November 5, 2022 12:52 AM

Big fake titties

by Anonymousreply 34November 5, 2022 12:52 AM


by Anonymousreply 35November 5, 2022 12:56 AM

Paying hundreds of dollars at a "gentlemen's club" and not even getting laid.

by Anonymousreply 36November 5, 2022 12:56 AM

Yeti coolers/drinkware.

by Anonymousreply 37November 5, 2022 12:57 AM

"Bro country music" like Florida-Georgia Line.

by Anonymousreply 38November 5, 2022 12:58 AM

First-person shooter video games.

by Anonymousreply 39November 5, 2022 1:00 AM

Football (i am from Europe). And other competitive sports. Actually, seeing sports in any capacity. Even male smiwing is boring.

by Anonymousreply 40November 5, 2022 1:07 AM

[bold] Yet Another Thread Designed To Reinforce The False Notion That Being A Flamboyant Flamer Is the Only Way To Be Authentically Gay

by Anonymousreply 41November 5, 2022 1:26 AM

Watching golf on television.

by Anonymousreply 42November 5, 2022 1:26 AM


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by Anonymousreply 43November 5, 2022 1:28 AM
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by Anonymousreply 44November 5, 2022 1:34 AM

I wonder if DLers know men at all. I'm yet to meet a straight person that goes to strip clubs and my only gay friends are some of my exes, the rest are either straight or bisexual men. You have a very ludicrous idea of men and what straight guys do and like.

by Anonymousreply 45November 5, 2022 1:35 AM

Pubescent girls.

by Anonymousreply 46November 5, 2022 1:44 AM

R45 - plenty of straight men go to strip clubs. I’ve gone to strip clubs. Have you never been to a Batchelor Party or spent a few days in Vegas? It may be less popular with the Millennials / Gen Z - but going to strip clubs & porn movie theaters was something Gen X guys just did in their late teens & 20s, especially when they didn’t have steady girlfriends.

by Anonymousreply 47November 5, 2022 1:45 AM

Hamburgers and Buds

by Anonymousreply 48November 5, 2022 1:54 AM

Spit in urinals. I don't get why.

by Anonymousreply 49November 5, 2022 1:58 AM

Most of these responses are really weird. Vegas? Cargo shorts? Burgers? Fishing?

I'm guilty of all of these. Does this mean I'm not a real gay? The how come I like dick and ass so much?

I will say I don't know many gay hunters. Also, everyone I know who's heavily into fantasy football is straight.

by Anonymousreply 50November 5, 2022 2:04 AM

Sounds you're secretly straight, R50.

by Anonymousreply 51November 5, 2022 3:43 AM

[quote] Hamburgers and Buds

I love cheeseburgers but not a big beer fan

by Anonymousreply 52November 5, 2022 3:52 AM

Joe Rogan

by Anonymousreply 53November 5, 2022 3:57 AM


by Anonymousreply 54November 5, 2022 3:58 AM

The vagine.

by Anonymousreply 55November 5, 2022 4:15 AM

Ridiculously complex recipes and arcane social rituals acted, such as Hight Tea, acted out with humorless Victorian rigidity...

by Anonymousreply 56November 5, 2022 4:15 AM

I'd say anime. Obnoxiously loud male characters/sound effects, female characters with big boobs and high little voices.

by Anonymousreply 57November 5, 2022 4:20 AM

Watching lesbians have sex.

by Anonymousreply 58November 5, 2022 4:29 AM

[quote]Backwards baseball caps. It proves straightness.

Straightness? All the gays wore baseball caps backwards back in the day. Of course, that was last century, so maybe it proves straightness now.

by Anonymousreply 59November 5, 2022 4:30 AM

Sports talk radio shows.

by Anonymousreply 60November 5, 2022 4:39 AM

Do any gay guys like wrestling/boxing/mma/ufc/etc?

by Anonymousreply 61November 5, 2022 4:45 AM

Birthday parties. Breeders are always going to one.

Gays don't want to be reminded they're over 29.

by Anonymousreply 62November 5, 2022 5:00 AM

R61, I do. Half-dressed fit men in close combat? What’s not to like.

by Anonymousreply 63November 5, 2022 5:03 AM

No "Oh, dear" for comatose r27 ? You guys are slipping.

by Anonymousreply 64November 5, 2022 5:03 AM

Nylon goucho pants disguised as basketball shorts

by Anonymousreply 65November 5, 2022 5:05 AM

I agree, r64!

by Anonymousreply 66November 5, 2022 5:20 AM

R65 We should let it slide if no undergarments are present.

by Anonymousreply 67November 5, 2022 5:55 AM

Dogs like pitbulls and rottweilers.

by Anonymousreply 68November 5, 2022 5:56 AM

Chewing tobacco.

by Anonymousreply 69November 5, 2022 6:01 AM

Boxer shorts

by Anonymousreply 70November 5, 2022 6:01 AM

Smoking meats(not pole smoking).

by Anonymousreply 71November 5, 2022 6:02 AM

Posters of hot basic chicks leaning against race cars.

by Anonymousreply 72November 5, 2022 6:05 AM

Burping, farting, nose-picking, crotch-scratching/adjusting, etc.

by Anonymousreply 73November 5, 2022 6:39 AM

R64, please see R29.

by Anonymousreply 74November 5, 2022 6:41 AM

Fist bumping

Gay guys never see their friends and fist bump them like straight guys do

by Anonymousreply 75November 5, 2022 6:46 AM

Bro hug. Pelvises never touching.

by Anonymousreply 76November 5, 2022 9:54 AM

I swear this thread sounds like it could have been written by a bunch of straight homophobes who wanted to show what swishy stereotypical girl men gays are.

by Anonymousreply 77November 5, 2022 9:56 AM

I fish regularly. I live bordering a lake. Gay friends will visit to fish, cook-out, chat around the campfire, etc.

by Anonymousreply 78November 5, 2022 12:07 PM

Things in black, blue or dark grey packaging, especially if the advertising likens it to a game, eg. upping your game, top of your game, etc.

by Anonymousreply 79November 5, 2022 12:33 PM

Monster truck rallies

by Anonymousreply 80November 5, 2022 12:40 PM

The ability to have uninspired conversations without a double entendre

by Anonymousreply 81November 5, 2022 12:42 PM

Speak for yourself R75

by Anonymousreply 82November 5, 2022 12:44 PM

Going to GQP political rallies that feature Lá Senātrice as a special guest?

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by Anonymousreply 83November 5, 2022 12:49 PM

Verbally edging friends with a play-by-play of some sex he payed for at the casino.

by Anonymousreply 84November 5, 2022 12:51 PM

Poor anal hygiene

by Anonymousreply 85November 5, 2022 12:58 PM

With the Covid epidemic, fist bumping has been common with people taking precautions.

I don’t hug and shake hands with anyone I don’t know well and unsure the person is relatively safe.

by Anonymousreply 86November 5, 2022 1:06 PM

What straight men like Madonna, R35?

by Anonymousreply 87November 5, 2022 3:40 PM

How so, R41?

by Anonymousreply 88November 5, 2022 3:41 PM

I don't know what gay men like, but as a heterosexual man, I assure you I love fucking pussy and taking longs walks on the beach.

by Anonymousreply 89November 5, 2022 3:45 PM

NOT cooking

by Anonymousreply 90November 5, 2022 3:49 PM

Straight men like not cooking, R90? I hate to cook, but I love cock.

by Anonymousreply 91November 5, 2022 3:51 PM

Straight men dominate the world of chefs and cooks. They obviously can cook.

by Anonymousreply 92November 5, 2022 5:42 PM

R92, I think the average American straight man has no interest in cooking. at all. Most of the ones I know have 0 interest in cooking anything beyond college-level spaghetti.

by Anonymousreply 93November 5, 2022 5:44 PM

"Most of the ones I know"

So your research is confined to the straight guys you know, R93?

by Anonymousreply 94November 5, 2022 5:45 PM

R94, as of 2003, the vast majority of men in general did not cook. However, the numbers are rising although men still lag behind women.

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by Anonymousreply 95November 5, 2022 5:50 PM

I’m gay and I don’t know how to cook. I hate it! Too time consuming for a short reward.

by Anonymousreply 96November 5, 2022 5:58 PM

The heterosexual dynamic is women feed men, hence men don't learn to cook. Chefs are a special breed who turn the kitchen into a war zone so thy can feel like brutes. The other men who do learn to cook typically only do so after the kids are older and it's not an ordeal trying to get them to eat whatever you made. Also, if the girlfriend/wife refuses because she's on her 17th diet the man might fry up her paleo steaks along with his.

Maybe it's more true to say more of us gays have strong opinions about cooking than straight men. I never hear straight men going on and on about draining or not draining pasta. I once heard a straight guy say he doesn't give a shit about what temperature his food is. WTF???

by Anonymousreply 97November 5, 2022 6:14 PM


by Anonymousreply 98November 5, 2022 6:15 PM

R97, that guy is probably dead now from eating raw chicken.

by Anonymousreply 99November 5, 2022 6:16 PM

Competitive bowling... live or on TV.

by Anonymousreply 100November 5, 2022 7:09 PM

[quote] Even male smiwing is boring.

Oh!! Now, hold on honey. I avsolutely male smiwing. Especially, when it is at the Olvmpics.

by Anonymousreply 101November 5, 2022 7:14 PM

I love my father more than anyone except my older sister. It’s my mom I’ve had issues with. Is this uncommon for gays?

by Anonymousreply 102November 5, 2022 7:17 PM

[quote] I wonder if DLers know men at all. I'm yet to meet a straight person that goes to strip clubs

Well, who does go to strip clubs, then? Lesbians?

by Anonymousreply 103November 5, 2022 7:17 PM

[quote] Do any gay guys like wrestling/boxing/mma/ufc/etc?

Oooo, Pornhub has some of the best wrestling around.

by Anonymousreply 104November 5, 2022 7:21 PM

R104 link please

by Anonymousreply 105November 5, 2022 7:25 PM


by Anonymousreply 106November 5, 2022 7:33 PM

Get this book:

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by Anonymousreply 107November 5, 2022 7:34 PM

Hanging out with another man without one trying to have sex with the other.

by Anonymousreply 108November 6, 2022 4:17 AM

R108 a stupid comment, most of my friendships have been with straight men and I never thought about having sex with them because they're straight

Also even among gay men, most gay men that hang in groups don't all hook up, many are just friends and they like it that way

by Anonymousreply 109November 6, 2022 4:27 AM

Agree R109 that's redneck homophobic thinking. That any gay man hanging out or surrounded by ANY man is trying to have sex with them. Even if they're bald, toothless and 300 pounds. I cringe when a fug feels the need to say "I don't have anything against gay people so long as they don't try anything". They have no idea gay men actually take care of themselves and take pride in their appearance and aren't just looking for any dick no matter who it's attached to.

by Anonymousreply 110November 6, 2022 4:38 AM

[quote] [R108] a stupid comment, most of my friendships have been with straight men and I never thought about having sex with them because they're straight. Also even among gay men, most gay men that hang in groups don't all hook up, many are just friends and they like it that way

r109 I'm calling you out. There is not one man in this universe that I have looked at since the age of 13 did I wonder about what it would be like having sex with them. Granted, it may be a fleeting 'ugh', but it happens. It's called the 'Law of Attraction', in case you haven't heard of it.

by Anonymousreply 111November 6, 2022 2:06 PM

Use of homophobic slurs to be "funny." I still hear "fag", "gay", "bitch", "cocksucker" and "homo" as casual insults by straight guys. Even those who know I'm gay will use these terms with their friends and say "oh I don't mean it like that." It's why I don't have a high regard for straight men if many of them still can't grow up and put away their casual homophobia.

by Anonymousreply 112November 7, 2022 2:28 AM

R110 Yep. It's always the ugliest straight guys who assume every gay wants to sleep with them. But then again those guys also think every woman secretly wants to bang them and "playing hard to get."

by Anonymousreply 113November 7, 2022 2:30 AM

[quote] Use of homophobic slurs to be "funny." I still hear "fag", "gay", "bitch", "cocksucker" and "homo" as casual insults by straight guys. Even those who know I'm gay will use these terms with their friends and say "oh I don't mean it like that." It's why I don't have a high regard for straight men if many of them still can't grow up and put away their casual homophobia.

Yea, well I have heard plenty of gay people throw those words around, although it is mostly on Ru Paul's programs.

by Anonymousreply 114November 7, 2022 12:26 PM

Ska, Two-tone, and Skinhead music. Never met, saw or heard of a gay man who was really into those subcultures, though a few surely have existed. Perhaps because all genres were based on Reggae and Dancehall, which heavily drew from aggressively-hetero Jamaican/Barbadian club culture of the 70s?

Can't imagine trying to cruise while skanking. It is such a straight man type of dancing, similar to hardstyle and moshing that came later.

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by Anonymousreply 115November 7, 2022 3:13 PM

Music that has an MC.

by Anonymousreply 116November 7, 2022 3:16 PM

R114 Comparing to apples to oranges.

by Anonymousreply 117November 7, 2022 9:02 PM

[quote] Spit in urinals. I don't get why.

W......what. Why...

by Anonymousreply 118November 7, 2022 9:09 PM

Straight guys love to grill.

by Anonymousreply 119November 7, 2022 9:20 PM

Those hideous button-down fishing shirts with the flap of fabric on the back.

Greg Norman, Jimmy Buffett and Michael Strahan apparel.

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by Anonymousreply 120November 7, 2022 10:52 PM

Oh my

by Anonymousreply 121May 21, 2023 1:09 PM

Riding lawn mowers

by Anonymousreply 122May 21, 2023 6:02 PM

Straight men adore Miss Lindzey.

Gay men not so much.

by Anonymousreply 123May 26, 2023 7:05 AM
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