Things Straight Men Like Gay Men Don’t

The Phillies?

Sportball, mah guns, Jeebus, crotchfruit

About half of straight men can take it or leave it about crotchfruit. They mostly accommodate steady pussy with them and then it hopefully they grow on them. especially if they are pretty and good at sports.

Anything I would name will inevitably prompt someone to post, "I'm gay and I like that."

Backwards baseball caps. It proves straightness.

Nascar

Spending time with their father.

Wrong, R1.

Fishing

But more accurately....taking pictures of themselves with Fish

Deer camps and duck hunting.

Clothing with the flag on it. Drug store cologne.

Hooters.

Towel dancing

Trap music

Cargo pants/shorts

What's wrong with cargo shorts?

Baggy, ill-fitting dumpster fire clothes in general.

I know plenty of gay men who wear cargo pants and shorts

Me, included, R18. They're really comfortable when just walking around in the summer.

Mary R17 is the gay gestapo in charge of couture.

Miss Lindzebelle: Straight men get seduced and keep on calling.

Gays are absolutely not fond of her.

Stupid comedy films. And not campy or intentionally stupid ones — just genuinely dumb and unfunny mainstream dreck with actors like Kevin James.

Tits and golf

R10 Hunting and killing animals for sport doesn’t seem very gay.

[quote]Backwards baseball caps. It proves straightness.

Also: reflective Oakley knockoff sunglasses worn upside down on the back of the head.

Jacked pick up trucks that are LOUD

Affecting thug mannerisms

[quote] Things Straight Men Like Gay Men Don’t

Apparently comas OP, assuming you are gay.

[quote]Tits and golf

Will change your life

They sure changed mine!

[quote] Apparently comas OP, assuming you are gay.

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

"Tits and Golf"

It'll either be the name of the next theme restaurant I open...

or the names of the next two dogs I adopt

Whistling with their fingers

Cat calling

Putting their feet up on furniture

Dirty feet

Chewing finger nails

Las Vegas

Big fake titties

Madonna

Paying hundreds of dollars at a "gentlemen's club" and not even getting laid.

Yeti coolers/drinkware.

"Bro country music" like Florida-Georgia Line.

First-person shooter video games.

Football (i am from Europe). And other competitive sports. Actually, seeing sports in any capacity. Even male smiwing is boring.

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Watching golf on television.

Manspreading

I wonder if DLers know men at all. I'm yet to meet a straight person that goes to strip clubs and my only gay friends are some of my exes, the rest are either straight or bisexual men. You have a very ludicrous idea of men and what straight guys do and like.

Pubescent girls.

R45 - plenty of straight men go to strip clubs. I’ve gone to strip clubs. Have you never been to a Batchelor Party or spent a few days in Vegas? It may be less popular with the Millennials / Gen Z - but going to strip clubs & porn movie theaters was something Gen X guys just did in their late teens & 20s, especially when they didn’t have steady girlfriends.

Hamburgers and Buds

Spit in urinals. I don't get why.

Most of these responses are really weird. Vegas? Cargo shorts? Burgers? Fishing?

I'm guilty of all of these. Does this mean I'm not a real gay? The how come I like dick and ass so much?

I will say I don't know many gay hunters. Also, everyone I know who's heavily into fantasy football is straight.

Sounds you're secretly straight, R50.

[quote] Hamburgers and Buds

I love cheeseburgers but not a big beer fan

Joe Rogan

Motorboating........tittties......

The vagine.

Ridiculously complex recipes and arcane social rituals acted, such as Hight Tea, acted out with humorless Victorian rigidity...

I'd say anime. Obnoxiously loud male characters/sound effects, female characters with big boobs and high little voices.

Watching lesbians have sex.

[quote]Backwards baseball caps. It proves straightness.

Straightness? All the gays wore baseball caps backwards back in the day. Of course, that was last century, so maybe it proves straightness now.

Sports talk radio shows.

Do any gay guys like wrestling/boxing/mma/ufc/etc?

Birthday parties. Breeders are always going to one.

Gays don't want to be reminded they're over 29.

R61, I do. Half-dressed fit men in close combat? What’s not to like.

No "Oh, dear" for comatose r27 ? You guys are slipping.

Nylon goucho pants disguised as basketball shorts

I agree, r64!

R65 We should let it slide if no undergarments are present.

Dogs like pitbulls and rottweilers.

Chewing tobacco.

Boxer shorts

Smoking meats(not pole smoking).

Posters of hot basic chicks leaning against race cars.

Burping, farting, nose-picking, crotch-scratching/adjusting, etc.

R64, please see R29.

Fist bumping

Gay guys never see their friends and fist bump them like straight guys do

Bro hug. Pelvises never touching.

I swear this thread sounds like it could have been written by a bunch of straight homophobes who wanted to show what swishy stereotypical girl men gays are.

I fish regularly. I live bordering a lake. Gay friends will visit to fish, cook-out, chat around the campfire, etc.

Things in black, blue or dark grey packaging, especially if the advertising likens it to a game, eg. upping your game, top of your game, etc.

Monster truck rallies

The ability to have uninspired conversations without a double entendre

Speak for yourself R75

Going to GQP political rallies that feature Lá Senātrice as a special guest?

Verbally edging friends with a play-by-play of some sex he payed for at the casino.

Poor anal hygiene

With the Covid epidemic, fist bumping has been common with people taking precautions.

I don’t hug and shake hands with anyone I don’t know well and unsure the person is relatively safe.

What straight men like Madonna, R35?

How so, R41?

I don't know what gay men like, but as a heterosexual man, I assure you I love fucking pussy and taking longs walks on the beach.

NOT cooking

Straight men like not cooking, R90? I hate to cook, but I love cock.

Straight men dominate the world of chefs and cooks. They obviously can cook.

R92, I think the average American straight man has no interest in cooking. at all. Most of the ones I know have 0 interest in cooking anything beyond college-level spaghetti.

"Most of the ones I know"

So your research is confined to the straight guys you know, R93?

R94, as of 2003, the vast majority of men in general did not cook. However, the numbers are rising although men still lag behind women.

I’m gay and I don’t know how to cook. I hate it! Too time consuming for a short reward.

The heterosexual dynamic is women feed men, hence men don't learn to cook. Chefs are a special breed who turn the kitchen into a war zone so thy can feel like brutes. The other men who do learn to cook typically only do so after the kids are older and it's not an ordeal trying to get them to eat whatever you made. Also, if the girlfriend/wife refuses because she's on her 17th diet the man might fry up her paleo steaks along with his.

Maybe it's more true to say more of us gays have strong opinions about cooking than straight men. I never hear straight men going on and on about draining or not draining pasta. I once heard a straight guy say he doesn't give a shit about what temperature his food is. WTF???

Republicans.

R97, that guy is probably dead now from eating raw chicken.

Competitive bowling... live or on TV.

[quote] Even male smiwing is boring.

Oh!! Now, hold on honey. I avsolutely male smiwing. Especially, when it is at the Olvmpics.

I love my father more than anyone except my older sister. It’s my mom I’ve had issues with. Is this uncommon for gays?

[quote] I wonder if DLers know men at all. I'm yet to meet a straight person that goes to strip clubs

Well, who does go to strip clubs, then? Lesbians?

[quote] Do any gay guys like wrestling/boxing/mma/ufc/etc?

Oooo, Pornhub has some of the best wrestling around.

R104 link please

Homophobia.

Get this book:

Hanging out with another man without one trying to have sex with the other.

R108 a stupid comment, most of my friendships have been with straight men and I never thought about having sex with them because they're straight

Also even among gay men, most gay men that hang in groups don't all hook up, many are just friends and they like it that way

Agree R109 that's redneck homophobic thinking. That any gay man hanging out or surrounded by ANY man is trying to have sex with them. Even if they're bald, toothless and 300 pounds. I cringe when a fug feels the need to say "I don't have anything against gay people so long as they don't try anything". They have no idea gay men actually take care of themselves and take pride in their appearance and aren't just looking for any dick no matter who it's attached to.

[quote] [R108] a stupid comment, most of my friendships have been with straight men and I never thought about having sex with them because they're straight. Also even among gay men, most gay men that hang in groups don't all hook up, many are just friends and they like it that way

r109 I'm calling you out. There is not one man in this universe that I have looked at since the age of 13 did I wonder about what it would be like having sex with them. Granted, it may be a fleeting 'ugh', but it happens. It's called the 'Law of Attraction', in case you haven't heard of it.

Use of homophobic slurs to be "funny." I still hear "fag", "gay", "bitch", "cocksucker" and "homo" as casual insults by straight guys. Even those who know I'm gay will use these terms with their friends and say "oh I don't mean it like that." It's why I don't have a high regard for straight men if many of them still can't grow up and put away their casual homophobia.

R110 Yep. It's always the ugliest straight guys who assume every gay wants to sleep with them. But then again those guys also think every woman secretly wants to bang them and "playing hard to get."

[quote] Use of homophobic slurs to be "funny." I still hear "fag", "gay", "bitch", "cocksucker" and "homo" as casual insults by straight guys. Even those who know I'm gay will use these terms with their friends and say "oh I don't mean it like that." It's why I don't have a high regard for straight men if many of them still can't grow up and put away their casual homophobia.

Yea, well I have heard plenty of gay people throw those words around, although it is mostly on Ru Paul's programs.

Ska, Two-tone, and Skinhead music. Never met, saw or heard of a gay man who was really into those subcultures, though a few surely have existed. Perhaps because all genres were based on Reggae and Dancehall, which heavily drew from aggressively-hetero Jamaican/Barbadian club culture of the 70s?

Can't imagine trying to cruise while skanking. It is such a straight man type of dancing, similar to hardstyle and moshing that came later.

Music that has an MC.

R114 Comparing to apples to oranges.

[quote] Spit in urinals. I don't get why.

W......what. Why...

Straight guys love to grill.

Those hideous button-down fishing shirts with the flap of fabric on the back.

Greg Norman, Jimmy Buffett and Michael Strahan apparel.

Oh my

Riding lawn mowers

Straight men adore Miss Lindzey.

Gay men not so much.