Tiffany Trump’s Wedding at Mar a’Lago is Nov 12

She always poses with the sideways stance so you can't see the ripples of fat, and he has Cabbage Patch Doll hands with little Dump fingers. Match mad in heaven, no doubt. Can't wait to see the spawn that that pushes out.

Oh, it’ll be a spectacle…

Marla vs Melania

This should have been a "Let's be Tiffany Trump's Wedding at Mar A Lago".

So what international crime family is Mr. Boulos from, and how much of their money will the Orange Oompa Loompa be laundering?

Trash with money

All his kids look special needs.

yes! they both look retarded.

Hopefully the veil is a thick lace to hide that face.

There should be a law requiring this hideously ugly family to wear masks.

So she thinks making a spectacle of herself is a good thing?

I’m taking bets that Marla will bring the drama.

marla may be the only smart one in that family.

Tiffany has the money through her husband to have the wedding anywhere.

She chose Dump's dump.

Fuck her.

With Ivana gone those two whores will fight for the top spot

Mar a Lago is the only event location they could be sure Trump would show up at

He pings!

Why should she care if the fat cunt shows up? Hubby has cash of his own and she has a legitimate entry to her own career. It was a chance to leave him and his vileness behind.

Oh this is going to be a classic thread!

An international spectacle like her father

You want spectacle? Invite Prince Andrew

Is she still fat?

She is still A Fat.

Oh Daddy why don't you love me! She tragic, stupid and pathetic. Therefore a DL icon!

She's ugly.

R22 didn’t get an invite!

Tell us about her intended.

"I LOVE gays!! My hairdresser is gay!!"

She looks like an eight-year-old tried to draw a Very Pretty Lady and did an okay job.

She looks like Sydney Sweeney.

With colorful bombs exploding that take out the entire Trump family? Wonderful!

I wonder how she will wear the hair on her ears?

Hah r16 you’re probably right.

Her father doesn't like her because she's not pretty. Otherwise he'd be pawing her. All over.

That is one damn unattractive couple. WTH do they look like without the professional make-up artists, hair stylists, wardrobe people and photographer with photo shop ?

[quote]"I LOVE gays!!"

She loves caftans too

So I wonder if Dump charged her for the wedding and padded the cost like he did with the Secret Service.

R37, as it's probably her husband's family money, why not?

Make a buck off the in-laws!

I can't wait to see the pictures; Dump looking bored AF over the whole thing and pouting because they had to drag him off the golf course, Jr & Kimmy extra coked up, Eric looking "special" while his wife forces the kids to wade in gator infested water to "toughen them up", Ivanka's hunger strike continues while Jared just stands there & smirks and of course Barron, picking out the spot where he'll hide with his sniper rifle to pick them all off one by one. And best of all, is that Tiff's ass is no doubt chapped because she didn't get A WHITE HOUSE WEDDING!

Wow, she looks like a young Hillary Clinton in R36. She's even wearing a caftan!

As much as I dislike Ivanka I will say that she is 10 times prettier than this ugly skank.

What's that humming sound? Is my KFC here?

whether we like o0ur parents or not we are still connected to them and seem to have the desire to be loved by them, no matter what. Is she any homelier that Ivanka before she had all the work done? Trump has never produced a nice looking child.

Her head is bigger than his.

Ivanka, pre-surgery.

did she pass the bar yet?

Ivanka doesn't look too bad there but I have seen some photos that were bad. We also have no idea what she would look like today if she hadn't had all that work done. Her mother was a beauty for only a short amount of time.

R47 Ivana was never a beauty. She looked like a rabid goat.

Poor Tiff. She's tragic ALLLLLL over. And there's quite a bit all over.

I said her beauty only lasted a short time.

There's a rumor being pushed that Dump will announce 2024 run at around that date as well.

I can imagine him doing it at Tiff's wedding to take the spotlight.

The groom looks like a young Danny Thomas.

I don't think he could look more Lebanese.

[quote]Tiffany has the money through her husband to have the wedding anywhere. She chose Dump's dump. Fuck her.

Yeah I don’t get why some on DL embrace her. She is very loyal to her father, distant relationship or not.

Shall we all chip in and send Tiffany a wedding present from Datalounge? What should we get her?

Did somebody say cake???

They're not an attractive couple. They're kinda ewww.

I wondering if the Putins will be in attendance?

Imagine being a billionaire and your son brings THAT home

His father's a billionaire? How did they make their money?

R45- She had already had work done by that point. She was "modelling" already, and this was her first new nose.

I don’t see this marriage taking place. If it does hold, it won’t be without drama: runaway groom, forced consummation followed by tears against the bathroom door, spousal abandonment…it won’t work.

R59: fraudulent government contracts.

She's 29, and he's 23. Mmhmm.

[quote]The only thing that seems certain is that both Tiffany and Boulos want to outdo their glamorous, high-profile proposal. “It will be challenging to create a more interesting scene, but they will,” the source noted.

Wait…what????

A few photos in a dead for the winter rose garden is both high-profile and an interesting scene? Seriously, the delusion is strong over at Vanity Fair.

Why has no body commented on his facial moles!?! Barf!! You’d think that would be the first thing you’d get rid of given the first opportunity

two ugly motherfuckers. hope something truly horrible happens at the wedding

They don’t expect me to pay for this shit show, do they?

She actually managed to find someone less attractive than herself. Their children definitely won't be model material. Yikes. And of course, that he would willingly marry into that family (especially post-2016) tells me everything I need to know about him.

You'd be surprised how many ugly people produce good looking children

Is she any less repellent a human being than the other Trump spawn?

I am as surprised as anyone that her modeling career never took off.

Make sure donald pays in cash for the dowry, Michael.

Such an unfortunate looking creature.

[quote]Tiffany and her Nigerian-bred fiancé

Pics, please and TIA.

I'm sure there will be a cash bar.

R30 I was coming to say the same thing. Both wall-eyed whores.

Will Miss Lindzey be the Maid of Honor AND catch the bouquet?

[quote]I don’t see this marriage taking place. If it does hold, it won’t be without drama: runaway groom, forced consummation followed by tears against the bathroom door, spousal abandonment…it won’t work.

Please welcome to the stage: SPOUSA LA BANDONMENT

R1 was obviously holding a losing ticket when Tiff was holding the Bridesmaids' Lottery.

[quote]You'd be surprised how many ugly people produce good looking children

Yeah, R68 - if they have kids, maybe his squashed-up features will cancel out her gormless-looking ones and the kids’ll be lookers!

The good-looking also produce ugly kids. Marla was good looking.

🙉 If you listen closely, you can hear a low pitched pinging sound.

Perhaps even the faint aroma of cookies.........

The bride couldn't decide between the chicken, fish or prime rib so she's getting all three!

It has taken many tens of thousands dollars to move Eric and Jr from hideous to near average looking. The plastic surgeons and dentists have been kept busy. Ivanka had a good body, but the face was tragic, with the weak jaw and chin and large nose.

Ivana when young was attractive, and Marla quite pretty. The Trump genes of doughy face, weak chin, and anus lips are very dominant.

She looks pregnant in her DL inspired Caftan.

Who's paying for this fiasco?

The bride's father or the bride's mother?

Marla already has her mother-of-the-bride outfit picked out.

Boy is he fug

[quote]Ivanka had a good body, but the face was tragic, with the weak jaw and chin and large nose.

Her work was money well spent. She looked like a lamprey before.

R41, Ivanka just had 10x the plastic surgery

Barron will be... away at school.

Ivanka's old face is struggling to come back out and Tiff, he gay.

What is she "modeling" for? Jenny Craig?

She looks zonked in OP’s pic. Is everyone in this thug family on something?

Has she graduated law school?

Trump University is no more, R94.

Yes, she finished her law degree at Georgetown. Don't know if she's doing anything with it.

She pings !

A pastor with sandals????? Seems like a deal breaker. Lagos is one of the biggest cities in the world.

Which of the kids inherited the anus lips?

No question the whole family got hit bad with the ugly stick, and that goes for the future in-laws and the quasi-in-laws (i.e. Kimbo) as well.

She was ridiculously skinny and then ballooned up in a weird way. She looked ill—like a heart or circulation issue.

She’s the only one of the kids with any redeemable quality—I’m at a loss to describe her redeemable qualities but I’ve got the sense she has at least one.

Anyway, I suspect they’ll divorce in 2 years.

He’s got a small head and she’s built like a peanut M&M.

Will she wear the little yacht cap, fetchingly askew?

Link for her little yacht cap:

I understand they will be shredding top Secret Government documents to make confetti for the nuptials.

I always felt a soft spot for her . She was odd duck out and probably a threat to Ivanka . She seems more humane than the others

I wonder if she even had a relationship with Daddy before the 2016 campaign?

She looks like a used up porn star.

Does Ms T have a small mouth or big teeth or both??? She doesn't look like a great c*cksucker to me.

Ivanka is no beauty, but Jesus Christ she's a supermodel compared to Tiffany.

[What the thread should have been]

I'm the good 95% of the congregation who are better-looking than Tiff

I'm the buck teeth.

One of the most disgusting things in the world was Trump sexualizing an infant Tiffany Trump on Lifestyles of Rich and Famous.

His face has more moles than Trump Inc's financial department. He might as well draw an eye on the one in the middle of his top lip because that's all I'm looking at.

I used to think that about her R106, but she's just as complicit as the rest. They're all scum as far as I'm concerned.

From family photos, I’ve decided none of the males sit still during haircuts. They probably insist on stylists who trim “while I walk around and eat small metal objects.

The bangs on Eric at R50…. Cut badly to make mummy’s hair look good in comparison or stylists doing their best with a rich little pig.

To the horrible family and unfortunate looks, she’s now going to add tragic choice of spouse.

Or maybe she's just being pragmatic--marrying this rich uggo to secure the wealth she's not going to get from Daddy?

Trump admitted on Howard Stern’s show that Ivanka and Junior tried to “bump off a child”, meaning cutting Tiffany out of her inheritance. This was back in 2005.

This reception will be like the Star Wars cantina scene with all varieties of weird looking aliens. Will Kimberly Gargoyle be dancing for the crowd and offering lap dances/blow jobs out in the parking lot (for a $5 fee of course)?

R118, JR has some cold eyes . Ivanka’s are vapid empty

I wonder how Marla feels about having such a homely daughter

^she seems like the type of mom that's delighted that she's hotter than her daughter; she probably doesn't miss an opportunity to flash Tiffany's boyfriend to show him "momma's still got it in the all right places!"

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May she never escape these photos ^^^^

Marla and Tiffany really illustrate how the genetics of beauty can be so random.

did marla get lots of plastic surgery too? maybe that's why tiffany is so ugly

They could both do better.

How do we think Ivanka reacted when Tiffany snagged a rich guy?

R126 Marla may have had some plastic surgery but it looks like she had a good foundation to work with. She wasn't a Kylie Jenner type who basically needed a head transplant.

these kids all hate each other. there is very little love. They jockey for power and position in their father's "empire".

[quote]I don't think he could look more Lebanese.

I am not a dyke!

[quote]did she pass the bar yet?

It looks like her mother didn't pass any bars while she was pregnant with her.

"Nigerian-bred fiancé?"

So he's a bottom into BBCs?

Will Kimmy G. be bringing the "good stuff" to the bachelorette party?

Is the husband to be wealthy himself? He may come from a rich family but he may not have a lot of his own money.

Various sources cite that Boulos has a net worth between $17-23 million.

That’s inly two Section 8 buildings, R136. Hopefully, he has money in Panama.

[quote]May she never escape these photos

It must be true love then because he isn’t marrying her for her looks or bank account.

Poor Tiffany will look like the Tepezza commercial gal in a few years.

I am grudgingly moved to say a few words in Tiffany's defense.

She was during her father's presidency associated with a very sexually varied group of people in NYC society - gay, lesbian, bi, trans. To the extent that Milo Dokyteefs attacked her very viciously for it and suggested that she was either a pervert or frigid because she wasn't hanging out with "real men".

He trolled her relentlessly for months.

She never so much as acknowledged that she was aware he was living.

I hope she invites her friends to the wedding. It could be a brilliant upset.

I think she's kind of a fun loving party girl like her mom. Not very deep but very social, probably why she hung out with such a diverse crowd.

Trump was known for being social and people loving back in the day too, before he turned into a hateful troll

is she a lawyer now?

R50 Yes, Ivana was quite pretty post-divorce makeover. She looks a little like a tarted-up Princess Diana in that pic.

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She looks like a Tim Burton cartoon in r144.

More like a blow-up sex doll.

I need you all to focus the energy usually spent on your cuntery on making this manifest.

R147 could you imagine! I would just love this happening!

No matter how many moles her fiancé has, I feel sorry for him. He has to stick his tongue on her fat pussy—all to get a portion of the inheritance

R149 He's from money, probably has more than her.

He still has to munch on her pussy. Yuck!

She looks nothing like either Marla or cheeto.

Uday, Qusay, and Ivanka all have a family resemblance.

It's rather weird that she looks nothing like any of them.

By "international spectacle" I hope she means Gucci eyeglasses so that grifting fiance can get a good look at what he's contracting to.

I think she's cute. With them big eyes. Like a lemur or something farther back in evolution. I picture her being able to flick her tongue out when she wants to take her contacts out.

Just darling. Like a minor anime character in something you quit after two minutes.

That wedding will be an excellent time for the feds to conduct a "grand sweep" raid, like they managed with the mob decades ago.

Save a lot of gas money chasing down all of them separately as word gets out and they all head for private jets with their "fast exit" plans.

Is she still a thousands pounds?

Tiffany's fiancé looks a little like the gay male version of Marlo Thomas...you know, before she had all those surgeries

How can she even eat? Her tiny Trump mouth appears to be completely taken up with those huge fake teeth. She really does look rather special needs. She got every bad trait Trump's sperm had to offer.

She is 1/5 of the in-wedlock evidence that the consistent genetic disorders of these subjects stem from the paternal side. The status of an out-of-wedlock sample has not been established, although a substantial portion is thought to have been aborted or spontaneously terminated in what has been called a "remarkable cluster of fetal suicide."

Maybe there will be a Moldavia style massacre at this wedding.

The guy is ugly!

[quote]Is she still a thousands pounds?

Even Melania didn't charge that much back in the day.

All of the Trumps look like they have a chromosomal disorder called Trumpism. It's the little buthole mouths and weird way their hold them. Oh and their odd posture.

^ just watched Mary Trump on yt...she has that small Trump mouth too. Never took much notice until this thread popped up!

What does Marla, her mother, do all day? She never remarried and doesn't seem to have a job. Not that I wouldn't switch places with her in a nanosecond...except for the Trump fucking, she can keep that.

drinks pina coladas at murrells inlet.

I can't imagine anyone who is anyone would go. Just the usual asslickers. But he has never given her the time of day. Perhaps she should just do a quicky wedding in Mexico and call it a day. She ain't much.

Marla resembles Judith Light in that photo at r152

She has tardface and he has bitchface. Their kids will be retarded bitches.

It's pretty pathetic that despite having a mother who is clearly DEVOTED to her, Tiffany is desperate to get in with her inhuman father and half-siblings. And even now, when she's landed a man who has more than enough money to keep her in style, she still sucks up to the Trumps.

[quote]He met Tiffany when he was studying project management at City University of London while she was on vacation in Mykonos, Greece, with Lindsay Lohan in 2018.

What an auspicious beginning.

If someone is crowdfunding a crude banner to fly over Mar A Lago on the happy day, I'll contribute.

Any hopes of a tropical storm?

Perhaps Hurricane Nicole will stick around for the nuptials.

she looks like she lost a lot of weight in that new pic

That Nigerian pastor looks hot, hotter than anything!

[quote]It's pretty pathetic that despite having a mother who is clearly DEVOTED to her, Tiffany is desperate to get in with her inhuman father and half-siblings.

Well, Marla wasn't exactly Hilary Clinton - she was a gold digger in her day too. She probably told her "look, he's a disgusting pig - and god knows I ought to know - but the miserable old fucker has connections and you don't get anywhere in this world without connections." So Tiff plays along, but to her credit, you don't see her hateful rantings on social media like the others & while she occasionally swans, she's not nearly the tone deaf diva that Ivanka is. Out of all Dump's kids, I'm guessing Vairst Leddy hates her the least (for whatever that's worth). So given her parents, Tiffany could be far worse and the groom is not too bad either, though he does look a bit greasy.

she's a whore, darling!

Say something nice: she has lovely smooth skin. Who’s her makeup artist? Her professional gay is talented with the spackle.

Okay, a backhanded compliment is the best I can do.

Teefany, whore demand moneys from ze client before show poosey. First lesson whore learn.

He met Tiffany when he was studying project management at City University of London while she was on vacation in Mykonos, Greece, with Lindsay Lohan in 2018.

What a fairy tale

Are you kidding R79? Lindsay Lohan in Greece. 😂😂 I don't know why ,but, that's funny.!

Did her fiancé, uh, have a boyfriend at one point?

She looks just like her father.

If Floridians feel tremors, it’s only Tiff walking down the aisle.

Tiff dear, puffy jackets are not for you

Good luck with that Miss Nobody.

Tiffy, you look so beautiful!

So….yeah, let’s hope he doesn’t toast the bride after last night’s humiliation. It’ll be a two hour, grievance filled mefest.

It WILL BE an "International Spectacle" goddammit!"

I even hired this expert named "Cheryl" to come and clean my pussy - I've thought of everything!"

This wedding will feel like a funeral after all the MAGATs' thrashing this week.

hahahahahahahaha

Who's the big fat uggo in the white dress?

Oh...are you sure?

"Dahling, you don't need to pay some stranger from DL to show you how to clean out your poosay. Trust me, I've been cleaning my poosay between shifts, since I started working at a very early age."

She looks like a My Pillow in human form and he's gay. There is nothing wrong with being gay, but OWN IT!

It's off- I'm not paying for it! I told Marla to abort!

Daddy:

The caterer, florist, photographer and videographer are all demanding payment up front, for some unknown reason. Can you please raise some quick cash from your idiotic MAGAt supporters and pay these guys before Friday?

Thanks.

I wonder how much of the cost of this wedding Trump will try to shift on to taxpayers by using the allowances given to former Presidents. All of the security I am sure.

Dear Storm Nicole, you have ONE job

He’ll call the wedding a campaign event and expense it and the FEC will do what they usually do about campaign finance fraud…which is nothing.

The whole shitbag clan in one place. I suppose Marla will be attending. With luck they'll seat her next to Melania.

[quote]Dear Storm Nicole, you have ONE job

Make like a hurricane and blow, girl, blow!

Instead of throwing rice as the unfortunate couple emerges from the ceremony, waiting guests are urged to throw rolls of paper towels.

Kind of looking forward to the inevitable trashiness of the photos

R200 we'll be there!

Looking forward to seeing GayBro's best man.

Are the other Cabbage Patch Dolls attending?

Will Melania get her kidneys adjusted before attending? They look like they could use a tuneup.

Gonna be a LOT of fugs under those tents...it ought to be interesting.

And, naturally, ALL of Palm Beach society will be there....Wait, I meant to say NONE. NONE of them would be caught dead anywhere near that place.

I hope her wedding colors go with the ketchup stained walls

Dr Oz, you are NOT invited

These two are going to have the ugliest fucking kids.

The Trump offspring are like when you xerox a copy of a copy of a copy. They get more and more degraded and strange looking the further down the line you go. I can't imagine what type of spawn Tiff and this dude will have.

On the bright side, it will invigorate Ripley's Believe It or Not!

It pains me to admit it, but I did think Ivanka's wedding dress was quite tasteful. I can't picture Tiffany going down the understated route, though.

"I have had sufficient!" roared Marjorie Merriweather Post, summoning a hailstorm of a legion of jars of Tang to demolish her beloved Mar-a-Lago on the morning of 11/12/22.

[quote]Such an unfortunate looking creature.

Which one?

My god, she is ugly.

[quote] Dear Storm Nicole, you have ONE job

You forget that Trump has the power of the sharpie and can just redraw the path of the hurricane.

Just for fun, we should invite all the losers Trump endorsed.

Come on Nicole!

Soon, all the missing Top Secret documents will be scattered all across the bottom half of the State. Donnie, looking exactly like an enraged troll doll with his long golden locks pointed heavenward, will be scooped up, high up into the eye of the storm, and plopped back down in the ocean, somewhere about 50 miles off the coast, never to be found again. Hopefully, he'll be eaten by sharks.

I hope the whole family farts themselves to death.

R212, if this were a Let's Be thread, I'd be the Ghost of Marjorie Merriweather Post wringing her hands, asking "why is the help having a wedding for a fat maid HERE?!"

Well I never in all my life!

Didn’t anyone tell Tiffany that all Michaels are gay?

So that's why they sell such crafty stuff?

Is the groom mixed race? Doesn't look white white in some of those pics. Greek maybe?

Well, it will be an international embarrassment, so there’s that.

Please get with the program, R224. The groom is from Lebanon and was raised in Nigeria.

WHORE Melanie plans to wear white.

Jesus Christ, he looks twerpy. Do they put bags over each others heads when they fuck? Or does he take her from behind? Horrible thought anyway.

R228, please.

She's a Trump.

She pegs HIM from behind.

This has got to be the funniest thread ever posted - thanks everyone for the laughs!

Now how many think the ghost of Ivana will show up and ruin the wedding like pregnant Marla ruined her marriage ?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Cunt

[quote]She wants it to be an “international spectacle."

She's a Trump. It's certain to be a spectacle, although maybe not the kind she had in mind.

Is aspiring vice presidential candidate Kari Lake invited?

Hide the ketchup, Lurch; on second thought, don't. The fun will really begin when phones start blowing up with notifications of Lake's gubernatorial defeat during the guests' loyalty oaths ... err, bridal toasts.

Early guests had to be evacuated! Pobrecita.

Was her father throwing food at the walls again, R234?

If you looked up "vapid" in the dictionary, you'd find a picture of Tiffany.

She is not pretty but looks more natural than Ivanka. Boulos has a clean asshole ands huge cock but he is tucking fat. A marriage made in hell.

Will Trump keep doing rallies now that he midterms are over? Or just do events at Mag-a-Lardo for the attention he craves?

So sad. Too bad.

Don't anyone dare swat this happy event- don't you very dare!

Why is Melania wearing a slipcover?

What is she hiding down there?

Come on, RED TSUNAMI! It's not too late!

Damn…Lara is heavily photoshopped in that picture, r241.

R241 are they reenacting Midsommar and burning Donald?

RED TEARS are flowing R242 don’t you worry. Not TSUNAMI level yet, but soon.

Don't tell me, R241, they're remaking Stepford Wives *again*.

Was Ivanka too busy to show up (again) or is she on camera duty?

Even with those two gargoyle bookends, Tiffany is STILL not the prettiest at her bridal shower.

R243 would you want to see her unfiltered?

I guess Melania's check cleared

The stuff that nightmares are made of.

R250 Hurricane Nicole, this is your target

"Come, come, Nuclear Bomb!" -Morrissey

OMG Guilfoyle is so ugly... I usually don't like to go on about a woman's looks, but she's destroying herself with excessive plastic surgery and pounds of makeup. She might be nice looking if she kept her mitts out of her face.

How long before Kimbo sees the dumpster fire ahead and moves off to her next victim?

Official engagement photo

Legs Akimbo will never have a dumber, richer victim than Donny Jr.

R253 as Gargoyle gets older and her jaw line thins she will be all teeeeeeef Scary looking as those come for your dick Don Junior!

[quote]Come on, RED TSUNAMI! It's not too late!

Red Wedding, R242. Winter is coming.

Tell me: is yellow this season's hot color for Florida Woman (per Tiffany's shower and Casey's election night gown)?

11th of November. It's Tackmas Eve!

I hope someone secretly records Dump whining and moaning about stolen elections and DeSatan when he’s supposed to be toasting his daughter’s wedding. Because you know he will. Everything is a rally to him.

Are the airplanes with message banners ready to do several flyovers?

DeSantis 2024

Dump Trump

What else would cause DJT to go apoplectic?

Marla looked good at the shower, the only one of those monsters. Melania thought it was a "golden shower" sitch, and came dressed as a tall vase of urine. Gargoyle needs a girdle.

Tiff's HYSTERICAL because of all that rain and wind.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

I wonder whether Massad Boulos (groom's father) is actually a legitimate business person worth billions (or so they say) or whether it's all smoke and mirrors and both sides are trying to create an illusion to further the masquerade.

If the groom's family really is worth billions and the son is set to inherit (apparently, the mother's family is also extremely wealthy), it would seem that Tiffany will end up getting the last laugh on Uday and Qusay although Javanka seems to have enough money on their own to live comfortably.

Trump's gunning to be the bride tomorrow.

The trumps and company are proof that karma isn’t real or all these shits would be in the poor house. And could Eric’s wife be any harder looking? A good example of someone whose external appearance syncs perfectly with her internal self.

This is how Barron will look when he becomes a 7' tranny. Even Ru Paul will have to look up to him.

Just you bitches remember that *I'm* America's number one post-Soviet dictator princess!

Everyone in that shower pic looks trashy. Lara on the far right is the only one that starts to look normal. But not really. The have zero class and its just amazing that they can't fake it better. That Kimberly is an absolute beast. Even her fingernails are LOW class. They all belong in the gutter.

Damn that is an ugly family and they just let more ugly marry into it.

I know, R269—just low-class all around.

R261: I would happily contribute to the cost of a small plane flying the banner

"Trumpty-Dumpty"

back and forth through the overcast skies of Mar-a-Lago all day Saturday.

Those homely women look like they'll be marching in the Easter Parade. I don't crae how warm it is in November in Florida - I'm sure they can find light-weight clothing in autumnal colors.

[quote]Tiff's HYSTERICAL because of all that rain and wind.

Also known as an "act of God."

Is Ron De Sanctimonious an invited guest at the weding - or will he be a wedding crasher and start campaigning for 2024 ?

Force Majure! For all of you DL J.D.s 😉

Majeure***

I hope the storm ruins her fucking wedding. I loathe this family deeply.

If anyone finds a banner gofundme, I will contribute

None of them were raised right. None learned the kind of manners, traditions and customs that is essential in the upper tiers of society. Even the name Ivanka is absurd. Uncouth low lifes. We'd all be better off if Mar a Lago was swept out to sea with the family in it.

Well, I will concede that Javanka's wedding dress was nice and she looked good in it.

Given how beefy she's become, I wonder how Tiff will look.

[quote]Well, I will concede that Javanka's wedding dress was nice and she looked good in it. Given how beefy she's become, I wonder how Tiff will look.

Like a set of beef curtains?

Republicans like their women a little on the voluptuous side.

Do you think Tiff and Barron have a special bond because both have been ostracized, that she distances herself because she doesn't want to be associated with him and risk further alienation, or actively bashes him to curry favor with the others?

Will he walk her down the aisle? He's being very inhospitable.

R285, we're talking about people who were conceived using Trump's defective sperm. I doubt that they have particular emotional and/or intellectual depth.

How many times will Trump shit himself during the happy occasion?

[quote] Will he walk her down the aisle? He's being very inhospitable.

Welp. Sounds as though Tiffany was granted her wish: her wedding will be a “Spectacle”.

Are you coming for me, R276/R277?

I mean, fuck, man.

[quote] Will he walk her down the aisle? He's being very inhospitable.

Of course, he will take the opportunity to upstage his daughter's wedding by giving out memorial MAGA hats.

ChikfilA at the reception? How exciting!! Ketchup for EVERYONE!!

R285 she's 14 years older than him and spent most of her life on the opposite coast. What makes you think they really know each other?

Huh. Maybe they’re in love.

Poor little MoonPie Face. Daddy's baby, Mama's maybe.

When your mouth is too small for your face, there isn't really any plastic surgery you can have done to fix it, is there?

Haven’t they been together since 2018? I’m pretty sure they must know each other by now

R297 if youre referring to me, I was talking about Tiff and Barron, not Tiff and her man. who met because of Lindsay Lowcans

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^^What the hell is that? She looks like she couldn't decide between belly dancer, tree skirt, or edgy Carol Burnett.

R299 that's something I'd expect Marla to wear

[quote]Do you think Tiff and Barron have a special bond because both have been ostracized, that she distances herself because she doesn't want to be associated with him and risk further alienation, or actively bashes him to curry favor with the others?

[quote][R285] she's 14 years older than him and spent most of her life on the opposite coast. What makes you think they really know each other?

Well, it's a reasonable assumption that they've been in the same room and spoken to each other at least a few times. It's also a reasonable assumption that all the kids have been in the same room at least a few times.

They don't have to have spent every waking minute together for any of those situations to exist.

R302 I mean KNOW each other the way siblings do? R285 said special bond. They obviously know each other, but I doubt they have anything deep. I doubt either of them knows the other's birthday without double checking.

Jesus, r286, that mouth...

Will Tiffany be performing at her own wedding reception? She'll already be there, so that rules out daddy stiffing her on travel expenses.

I’m Melania’s yellow gold rehearsal dress carefully chosen to outdo Casey DeSantis’ election night dress.

[quote][R302] I mean KNOW each other the way siblings do? [R285] said special bond. They obviously know each other, but I doubt they have anything deep. I doubt either of them knows the other's birthday without double checking.

You are way too literal minded for DL if you cannot infer from the context that "special bond" is an ironic description, given all the options listed for their relationships among them.

And, even if it weren't ironic, they don't have to KNOW each other in any way, sibling or otherwise, to have "trauma bonded" from ostracization by the other siblings.

They both think they're marrying into money. This will end in tears.

Oops, wrong thread.

Donnie looks absolutely aglow, r306!

Too bad Ivana is not here to participate in the festivities, but she probably wouldn't have been invited anyway.

We have VPL and a poorly hemmed dress in one of the Mail photos in R306. I wouldn’t say he’s huge, but it’s enough to make a partner happy.

What the fuck is Ivanka thinking? It's not about her in her "I Dream Of Jeanie" ensemble. File that shit under No Thanks.

It looks like the bride and groom are both on Ozempic. The groom is looking sickly, he looked better with some weight.

Will the wedding be televised?

Ivanka trying to upstage the bride

Tiffany and her husband both lost weight and look better.

Trump looks like greasy shit.

Ivanka looks dressed to ride the elephant in the circus parade, wth?

Tiffany looks way better, but, not that happy.

It looks like Tiff may have had some surgery, including a chin enhancement.

I think the chin just projects more now that Tiff's lost a massive amount of weight, including in her face. That strapless rehearsal dress looked like it was about to fall down over her now much smaller boobs in some of those pix.

Must be Ozempic; I don't picture her having her mother's self-discipline to get and stay thin with dieting and yoga.

[quote]Jesus, R286, that mouth...

What could be more appropriate than Trump having a mouth that looks like an anal opening?

Tiffany and the fiancé look so much better after they both lost weight. She’s not pretty but she’s much prettier.

Next post is a pic from the mail of Ivanka's god awful Barbie Cocktail dress.

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R323 that is horrid!

Geez, Ivanka can't even let Tiff have her own wedding.

I guess the narcissistic apple doesn't fall far from the big orange tree.

R323 I want to say something cunty but I have a thing for trashy fashion. Very Russian Barbie mail bride, love it.

Tiffany has a small-boned face on top of a big-boned body. Her face looks looks horrible when she is carrying any extra weight. She looks OK thin. Amy Schumer is the same way.

Ivanka in that pink ensemble is ridiculous. Wtf is wrong with her? Why would she do that? I got the impression she was smart enough to know she isn’t as smart as she would like to be thought. It always seemed like she erred on the side of reserve in her actions and manner and, except for the oversized implants, was not too flashy in her style of dress.

There's already been behind the scenes drama and the wedding is days away:

Jared Kushner: I want you to know that Ivanka and I are going to take a stab at making our marriage work.

[Trump nods]

Jared Kushner: So take this as a warning: stay out of our lives.

Donald Trump: Is that it?

Jared Kushner: No, that's not all of it. The last time I took a swing at you, you said 'one punch per customer'. Well, if I catch you near my wife again, I'm only gonna need one.

Donald Trump: [both exchange frosty smiles] Come off it, pal. You don't have a wife... you got yourself a Trump. And about your baby, does it belong to you, or is it like everything else in that mansion? And this building, practically everywhere you look. Is it another possession of Donald Trump's?

That dress looks like it came from a Saudi prince's "something for the whores" collection. Which it did. Fuck this whole family.

Highly unlikely that Barbie Pink Cocktail ensemble is in the Orthodox Jew Barbie dress catalogue.

Which one, R329? They all look like whores to me.

Viviane Boulos's caftan like ensemble gets a 👍👍 up. Next post....

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R328 thinks that the Trumps live like the Ewings at South Fork.

Vivian's TikTok. She seems very typical, family centered middle-eastern rich lady.

Is this the groom's sexy sister? Who was Runner Up in "Miss Online". rofl

The sister? looks like she will give any Trump a run for the money in attention seeking. And better body!

Ivanka has backrolls.

Ivanka has AGED. HAHA

"What are we going to do about this?"

Mar-A-Lago it's kind of like eating at a Golden Corral but with slightly nicer furniture and place settings.

Guest: "Oooh, we're having lobster!"

Melania (coldly): "That's for The Donald"

R341, you obviously haven't seen the "Presidential Insignia" placemats.

She's only 28? She looks 45 or 50 and has major hillbilly face. Her mother Marla is a shitty person too.

Yes, R315, via Pay-Per-View

Kaching!

Where are they gonna stash Barron until the wedding's over?

[quote] Marla vs Melania

Hoping for a Dynasty-style fight scene where they both end up strangling each other in the Mar-a-Lago swimming pool.

TODAY'S THE BIG DAY!!

Maybe Ivanka's top gets ripped off in the scuffle.

She looks like an anus

What’s wrong with the grooms hand in op’s photo ?

Tiffany is starting to look like a hip version of Mae West.

She definitely got some surgery, but geez, it didn’t help much.

These couple of weeks were supposed to be Trump's ticker tape parade: a red MAGA wave on Nov. 8th; Tiffany's wedding; his POTUS announcement; suing the Jan. 6th committee... But it's all turning to shit.

Tiff looks like she's got big rubbery lips now. THAT'S how they cure the Trump 'anus-mouth.'

[quote]Hoping for a Dynasty-style fight scene where they both end up strangling each other in the Mar-a-Lago swimming pool.

Couldn't we just skip to the terrorist attack in Moldavia?

[quote] But it's all turning to shit.

It's always been shit. It's just that now even his toadies are acknowledging it.

I'd settle for the last 20 minutes of The Dirty Dozen, R356.

I want to see if Barron is now like 7'6" or something.

I'm Russian gan... I mean, the collection agency showing up and holding everyone hostage until the bills are paid.

Oh, I hope the FBI and CIA do a clean sweep at the wedding and take everyone out in handcuffs ! Please, God, please !

Could he be any more cheerful?

Grumpt at a wedding rehearsal

R364, meet R362

^Stormy Daniels loaned Tiff that dress.

Ivanka, it’s tacky to try to outshine the bride. Cover yourself.

[fquote]I want to see if Barron is now like 7'6" or something.

He's a Trump, so I think you can forget about the 6".

Always...

R364 added the Post article R365.

R369 she does that as distraction like all the other incest survivor contortionists

Did Trump take a picture by Ivana’s grace with Melanie and Marla, all the wives in one photo?

So allegedly observant Jew Ivanka bares her belly and squinty eyed Melania wears gold lamé.. Classy Ladeeez. And once again the Donald trump non-smile - grimacing while he flashes his dentures - and that stupid thumbs up.

Ivanka's outfit is ridiculous. Melania, of all people, looks more elegant than her.

Not one sign of Barron anywhere.

I actually feel a bit sorry for the kid. With that family, he never stood a chance, even if by standing he towered over everyone at 6'7" (and growing).

Did Melanoma hide Barron away from the press, again?

It looks like Ivanka has removed or reduced her giant floatation devices.

It’s interesting how both the daughters of an unabashed racist married a Jew and an Arab.

wow Tiffany's dress is horrid. all that money and that was the best they could do???? and someone let the genie out of the bottle in that pink outfit.

Ivanka's as big a narcissist as her dad. That's the only explanation for that nutty dress.

Ivanka's pink outfit looks to have been designed by an 11 year old girl. Perhaps one or her kids designed it and she wore it proudly. It's like a little rascals skit.

The back of the dress is truly tragic.

Did Tiffany and Ivanka schedule joint plastic surgery pre wedding? Her dress aside, it looks like she had her weird breast implants removed and Tiffany looks…less odd. She lost a lot of weight and, I have to admit, looks good.

[quote]Did Melanoma hide Barron away from the press, again?

Jacking off in the pool house. Maybe I'll show up for the cake.

Barron Boo Radley Trump lurks in the shadows behind opened doors.

[quote]She lost a lot of weight and, I have to admit, looks good.

She still has her caricature facial features, r383.

I like cak.

And exactly what is going to be spectactular about Lily Munster and her gay faced (and likely prolapsed bottomed intended)?

Well, certainly not you Roy.

Can you imagine another group of people you'd least like to be surrounded by at a wedding? Who does Melania chat with?

r389 i got plenty of boy pussy and spread my bad aids to the community with my jewish cock. remember WE OWN YOU FUCKERS

r390 isnt she just like elmo these days, her lips move only when donald puts his hand up her arse?

[quote] i got plenty of boy pussy

Nice try, Roy; we know you were "the girl."

Damn... 79 and partly sunny.

Thanks, God.

She married some son of a Nigerian mafia don. We wants that cash. Now she has more than her daddy. She should run away and never speak to anyone in that horrid family. She doesn't need the Dump's money anymore. She likes that fame too. The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.

Wedding photos. Tiffany actually looks quite nice. Husband is cute. Trump is looking OLD.

Good lord, like Vanky needs the height.

Those are the ugliest fucking shoes I have seen in some time.

And I do mean fucking shoes, as if "shoes a prostitute would wear while fucking"/

Wow, looks like someone went to Vanky’s surgeon!

Sparkle, Lara, sparkle!!!

Lara is an ugly manly bitch.

Decorations seem terribly tacky. Ivanka would have looked lovely but ruined it with those sporty hooker heels. The husband is creepy looking. The bride just looks co common.

Am I mean? Let me try to be best: Ivanka's daughter seems pretty.

Did you see that picture of Eric Trump (page 6)? He looks thinner than his gristle over bone wife. Like ill thin.

She looks like her mother.

She looked much better than I thought she would and she lost so much weight!

Any Mary Trump sightings?

Amazing he didn't step on her skirt...

Why does Ivanka dress like a hooker for Saudis? Oh yeah

It’s been said Barron ate a live frog after the service but before the pictures… Just chomped down and took that fuckers head right off.

His Trump face is coming in

Well, Barron looks like he stopped growing…thank god.

She actually looked great. Nice dress for a Florida winter wedding.

Or maybe Dump is short? Damn Barron has to be close to 7 feet if Dump isn’t lying about his height.

So...who paid?

Who paid? No one paid and no one is going to pay. Suckers!!!

Why has Page Six denied us glamorous photos of Don Jr. and the ravishing Kimbo?

The crime family

r417, Jr can be seen at r413 but no Kim.

Someone tell the MAGAts that Donny gave all the exclusive photos to the Daily Mail.

Not even an AMERICAN publication. WOW Donald.

Marla sure is holding up well. Poor Tiffany seems to have dodged all of mommy's genes.

Kimbo is busy powdering her nose R417.

People had coverage too R420

So she got a brand new nose and/or face for her wedding?

Yeah Barrons gonna break a lot of hearts. He's started on puppies

How unfortunate. Not only is Barron a giant, but he's starting to look like Uday and Qusay.

The repulsive family resemblance is unmistakable.

r425 - I replied:

[quote]He's going to break a lot of...something, Kathy.

It’s either commissuroplasty or photoshop.

So many FAKE TEETH all in one place!!

How long until Tiffany porks up again?

They look like the whole family took another round of the ugly stick before the ceremony.

R430, the minute the nuptials are over and daddy has waddled off to bed, Tiff pulls a ripcord first developed for inflatable military lifeboats and with the sound of a rapidly filling Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon, zooms back to her original size.

The groom isn't fazed, as he's from a culture that likes a woman to have some meat on their bones and has been silently thinking that Tiff's female relations resemble street vendor jerked chickens minus the tempting smells.

[quote]The back of the dress is truly tragic.

If she were a Drag Race contestant, she'd get read by Michelle.

Safe to say that Grace wasn’t wearing hooker heels.

Here's the NYTimes story.

I have to say: both Tiffany and her husband look great. They both lost weight, and Tiffany finally ditched the awful and outdated superstraight hairdo, and for once has decent make-up.

During the negotiations, Donald, backed into a corner about lack of a dowry mentioned, “hey you guys like them big in the East!”. The groom’s father simply responded, “Yes, but not quite that big.”. Donald sensing his failing fortunes were going to fall further, dispatched Ivanka to tell the portly Tiffany to start purging again or daddy wouldn’t love her anymore.

I guess it wasn't Don Jr.'s weekend to have his kids?

R435, I finally realized who she is reminding me of - another unusual blonde with a disturbing smile and daddy issues - Laura Palmer.

SORRY, CAN YOU ALL SPEAK UP? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CLUMPING NOISE!!

Jared has never looked gayer than at r382

^WE DO NOT WANT HIM. NO THANKS.

Well congratulations Tiffany. I really wish you well. Just don't let that twerp try to take over the world.

Today is Grace's birthday.

Tiffany's face is no longer round. Did she have half her face removed? I found an absolutely stunning picture of her but I was locked out and now I can't find the pic.

she's never looked better. this is probably the best she will ever look.

You know she's gonna be chowing down on cake and ice cream and potato chips the min the wedding is over.

R442, thanks, but could you be a bit more specific?

How did Tif fix her face? Korean miracle?

Is he shitting his pants at the senate?

I'm disappointed—no little yacht cap.

She wisely goes with a side-part which helps.

what is that signal to Trump's supporters that he keeps showing with the thumb up.

Did the father dance with the bride?

Married off to another Jew who's father he owes money to? Anyone seeing a pattern here?

Tiffy went to Korea. And so did Vanky for those hideous dresses. Christ almighty and then those stripper shoes.

The bridegroom is an Arab, R454. And you spelled "whose" wrong.

That Grace dress knock-off was *not* cheap to make, r455. That is if the seamstress got paid.

I did like Tiff's wedding dress.

I think she looks great. I do get a weird vibe from the pics. She is always leaning away from him. Reminds me of Nikki Hilton and her husband.

Tiffany really needed to wear a veil. And not just at the wedding. All the time.

her husband is only 25 years old.

He's arab? so does that mean he's gonna have 4 or 5 wives?

I wonder if she signed prenup

He’s Christian Lebanese. Born in the US, but mainly raised in Nigeria.

I can’t really feel sorry for Tiffany Trump, but you know Trump has been in a foul mood all day and probably made the wedding miserable.

tRump giving that stupid thumbs up with the wide few smile in photos makes him look deranged

r456 playing both sides is old Donald. Barron going to married off to a Chink?

He's gonna be borrowing money from the in laws soon

Tiffany’s dress is a bit ice skater-ish (barring the length), but it fits, is appropriately modest but still interesting and she looks pretty. She out-classed Ivanka, who looks cheap. I think Marla generally looks great, but I didn’t love her hair here. I have nothing to say about Melania, Kimberly, or Lara. Tiff wins overall.

Have we seen what Kim wore?

Is that a booger under the groom’s nose?

[quote]Tiffy went to Korea. And so did Vanky for those hideous dresses.

Maybe for her face, but the wedding dress is by Elie Saab.

All the tastless, tacky brides with lots of money will just have to have fully sequined dresses, and I am not going to do a single one. And I am known for my sequin work.

Who did Lara's Hello Dolly number?

The official response to anyone who points out the obvious about Ivanka’s pink monstrosity:

But….but….KILLARY’S DRESS!!!

Chelsea's dress really was pretty.

The pink two piece and the silver and blue stripper heels are from Ivanka's new Ivanka Trump:Hophisticated line. She forgot to steal designs from someone else this time.

Chelsea's dress was a David Tutera, no?

R473, don't know what the Trump cunt is complaining about.

She finally found the red wave.

Those two black straps on the back of Ivanka’s pink/sequinned/two piece monstrosity look as though they were hastily sewn on at the last minute when she realised that it wouldn’t otherwise stay on. And, even for Ivanka, flashing your tits at your sister’s wedding rehearsal dinner would a bit beyond the pale.

No designer would have designed it that way, surely?

Tiff is as bad as the rest of them but she looked pretty today. Ivanka on the other hand looked like a bottle of Pepto Bismal dressed as a Florida skank.

Ivanka didn't even get her roots done.

Tiff does look surprisingly good, but how depressing the amount of work that must've gone into the overhaul. Or maybe the facial improvement is more Photoshop than procedures? Everyone is looking better than they actually look.

Ivanka is already tall, what was she thinking with those ghastly shoes? Making sure she wouldn't be dwarfed by Barron in the family pics?

Ivanka has to stand next to that freak barron.

[quote]But….but….KILLARY’S DRESS!!!

And her EMAILS!

The groom is a Danny Thomas Arab so it's OK.

Did Giuliani officiate?

I’m sure there was a cash bar.

Well, at least Kimberly covered her tits for the occasion but what is up with the bat wings?

This has almost certainly been posted before, but I don't have picture previews on so I can't be certain, and it's too horrible not to show again.

Ivanka should see a physical therapist about the hunch neck. There are exercises for that.

What's with the stupid thumbs up in every picture?

[quote]What's with the stupid thumbs up in every picture?

I've been wondering whether it's an evolution of the "okay" hand signal the maga idiots and neo-nazis use. You can't really argue against a thumbs up since it's so common. But, people who "know" will understand what it signals.

I won't search their craziness to find out for certain.

I think about this scene from the 1990s animated show "The Tick" every time I see Trump doing that dippy thumbs-up thing. I think the political blogger Norbizness used it on his blog back in the day.

Yeah, I don’t get the black straps on Ivanka’s dress. You know that dress was designer and pricy. Why are the straps in black? Is it some high fashion thing I’m not able to grasp?

Does Ivanka's fake chin ever have to be replaced? Do those things slip/degrade over time?

Why do these wedding pictures remind me of another grand wedding? Could you imagine how much grander Tiff's wedding would have been had her father actually liked her?

He's been doing the thumb's-up forever. I wouldn't read too much into it as a thing in and of itself - he's basically ripping just off The Fonz.

[quote] Tiffany is starting to look like a hip version of Mae West.

She's definitely got the same buck teeth.

[quote] Well, at least Kimberly covered her tits for the occasion but what is up with the bat wings?

She was also dressed as Count Chocula at the insurrection. I'm convinced she's a vampire.

She sucks shit and corruption rather than blood.

was Mcdonald's on the menu?

[quote]So she got a brand new nose and/or face for her wedding?

"My daughter Tammy thanks you for your generous gift, Rube-licans, and I thank you for your recurring support.'

Tiffany is not going to win for losing on DL. I have a soft spot for Tiffany. You can't help what family you are born into and to be "red headed step child" on top of that. She is a major gay ally and for the most part, stayed largely away from the family during the Trump administration. She turned up to major events, but otherwise, went to law school fairly quietly. Her husband is cute and a billionaire - she did well. I think she looks great in her photos. Her surgery is an improvement. She looks a bit like a lower rent Sydney Sweeney, but that's still an improvement.

Ivanka's outfit is absolutely ridiculous. Say what you will about Ivanka, but she was always well dressed and put together for the most part. Now in her 40's, there have been lots of DM articles about Ivan's hitting the gym, "cutting an athletic figure" as only the DM can say. It looks like she was desperate to show those abs off. She has slammed Paris Hilton to the press in the past, but that dress is straight out of the Paris Hilton Collection, although Paris would have worn a tighter skirt.

What religion is Tiffany Trump's new husband?

Originally, Maronite but I think the groom’s mom is affiliated with some Pentecostal movement, R502. Another grift. Sigh.

Let’s not whitewash Tiffany so quickly, R501. She would have been as monstrous as the rest had Ivanka allowed her any sort of chance. Tiffany wanted to fit in BAD and still does. Ivanka wanted to be the only Trump daughter seen and Tiffany isn’t tough enough (or, at the time, slim enough) to even attempt a higher profile.

But, she and Ivanka have more in common than they get credit for: both are married to (at the very least) bisexual men. Both married “ethnic” men. Both married into billionaire families that made their money through fleecing the government. Both have BILs that are intrinsically more attractive than their husbands.

Tiffany does look beautiful (filtered/photoshopped or not) and I’m glad she went with a more modest silhouette. The groom really does look like Grandpa Munster: does he use dental plates?

R487 why is she wearing the prom dress of a 16 year old Dallas girl named Brecklee?

I think it's normal to want to be part of the family, especially when your family is very rich. Do you all remember Ivanka put out a very tone deaf book "for working women" right around the time Trump took office. In it was an excerpt about how Trump would not give Tiffany a credit card like al her siblings got. Ivanka "advocated on Tiffany's behalf to get her a credit card of modest limit of $1000 to show she was part of the family. Yes, maybe if Tiffany was accepted by the family she would have been a cunt. But often when you want to be accepted and aren't, people put up a front. Tiffany could have been way worse, actively trying to work with her father and be in the limelight with the family, but she didn't. I also appreciate her flopped "Trump Pride" event. At the end of the day, we can never have too many allies, even if their family plays for the other team. Change is made from the inside.

[quote]Well, at least Kimberly covered her tits for the occasion but what is up with the bat wings?

When she's not in human form, she's actually the demon Pazuzu.

[quote] In it was an excerpt about how Trump would not give Tiffany a credit card like al her siblings got. Ivanka "advocated on Tiffany's behalf to get her a credit card of modest limit of $1000 to show she was part of the family

Nitpicking but it was was a monthly allowance of 500$ that she could charge. Not a lot for a rich kid, but not bad for a 15 year old.

To add to the above, I was not aware trump’s older kids tried to get Tiffany written out of the will. Or at least that is what trump said to Howard Stern. Quick article about Tiffany’s relationship with trump growing up. Apparently there is no guarantee she will inherit much of anything when he finally kicks the bucket.

DT Jr. reportedly was overcome with emotion. He was heard sniffling throughout the evening.

You'd be sniffling too if your girlfriend kept sucking blood from your neck.

Sniffling is a drug related reference R510

I think Marla's lilac dress i lovely, but it seems more like something that would show up on a Hollywood red carpet in the '90s than a mother-of-the-bride dress.

[quote]Sniffling is a drug related reference [R510]

Well, duh. That was just too easy.

STFU R513

by the time trump dies there will be no money. the girls will be fine but the boys will be in big trouble if they aren't already in jail

Tiffany does look nice; not a big fan of that dress, but honestly, I think we all expected worse. Dump must be laying in bed today with an ice pack over his face due to the pain from smiling (or grimacing, you might say) and not scowling or looking like he's passing a fart

That will be a most interesting chapter in this entire saga we're living through, r515. The scrambling when Trump dies.

these evil cunts probably have trusts and off shore accounts that can't be traced. I the kids are smart enough to know that there won't be much left for them. They have to fight each other for power and position in the family. ivanka will probably step away soon and work for her husband and his company.

I think Jr is passable. If I saw him coked out of his mind in a bathhouse I’d probably do him.

[quote] The groom is a Danny Thomas Arab so it's OK.

If he starts buying glass coffee tables and asks you to shit on them Tiff--YOU IN DANGER GIRL!

I would do a Don Jr./Hunter Biden in a double anal scenario. Hunter has a huge cock and I'm guessing Jr.'s is smaller so he can be the anchor.

Tiffany was born two months before her parents married. Oh, the scandal!

^ that means she can't inherit, right?

Ivanka cropped out Kimberly Guilfoyle from the picture she posted on Instagram.

Why does Guilfoyle look so short? She’s not THAT much shorter than the other hos.

[quote]Why does Guilfoyle look so short? She’s not THAT much shorter than the other hos.

Not only that, but the wedding memo clearly said "pastels, sparkly prints, etc" while Guilfoyle clearly went for the Cruella DeVilla: The Post-Menopausal Years. She should be cropped out of the pictures for just not following directions!

[quote]The groom is a Danny Thomas Arab so it's OK.

He's a lesbian?

Is she married? How did I miss this?

I didn't really watch much news this weekend, but surely someone, somewhere should have mentioned it, or was it cancelled?

Did Big Daddy even show up, or was he busy terrorizing immigrants and young children?

I'm with Ivanka on this one. Who would want that Maleficent cosplayer in a wedding picture? She looks like she wandered in from a Halloween party.

The first time I was kicked off Twitter was for making anti MAGA tweets the third was about her and I got permanently banned. Her face is so FUG and she seems like she’s caught between being a nice person and a nasty trump child. She was so chubby but lost a ton for her wedding like most stupid women do. She’ll ballon next year after marriage life and spotlight settles. I’ll say this, her sister is very good to her. Doesn’t treat her like pond scum like Ivana wished. Ivana )rightly so) hated Marla for being a hoe and broke up her money made marriage to Dumb Donald. But she didn’t have to be cruel to the child. One thing decent about the corrupt Trumps, they never made her feel less than or the “half sister” complex.

[quote]Is she married? How did I miss this?

I have no idea. There have been multiple threads on this momentous event for the past week.

Is her husband going to make her start wearing a burnous from now on?

In another thread someone said the arch was made of fake hydrangeas and part of the regular Mar-a-lago wedding package. Any evidence of this?

Do we know if Lara Trump has a penis? She's certainly got man hands.....

I hope whoever did Tiff’s makeup was paid because they did an incredible transformation.

^ Lipstick on a pig.

Gargoyle got dragged through the mud today on 'The View' for wearing that hideous dress with bat wings. None of the hosts blamed Ivanka for cropping her out of the photos. They did agree that Tiffany looked 'pretty' but none of them paid any compliments to the other women - and they didn't overdo it on Tiff.

Lara Trump has a SHE-nis?! Second time they've been mentioned on DL just this morning...

You better believe she has a shenis! I could hardly walk this morning!

Has Lara Trump's Shenis been taken as a punk band name?

Tiffany's been to Ivanka's plastic surgeon. She doesn't even look like herself anymore. Which is good as she resembled a goldfish.

Ivanka cropping Kimberly out of the photo proves that she has at least SOME sense.

Junior's sons are unfortunate looking, I feel bad for them being raised in that mess

Ivanka's daughter has her old face.

Don Jr and Eric, posting wedding pics but not a single pic of their "sister", the bride.

She really does need to have and episiotomy on that mouth of hers. But on the positive side, her new husband can look forward to some awesome blowjobs.

[quote] In another thread someone said the arch was made of fake hydrangeas and part of the regular Mar-a-lago wedding package. Any evidence of this?

Yeah. How goddamn tacky and unfinished it all looked. None of those trumps have any taste but somehow I think even Tiffany might have gone for something better than those godawful arches. Maybe I give her too much credit.

Marla has a ferret face and is a hoe and a shitty person. She never got married after Dump as she exposed herself as a blood thirsty gold digger. What guy would go near her after that?

R548 more like she would lose her alimony if she remarried and the guys she fucked were all broke.

Yeah, Marla seems very low rent. But I can’t bring myself to hate her. I appreciate that she keeps a low profile.

^What are you talking about, low-rent?! She was a goddamned CHEERLEADER!!

[quote] Can you imagine another group of people you'd least like to be surrounded by at a wedding? Who does Melania chat with?

The Arab.

Wasn’t Marla dating Michael Bolton at one point?

Do you think they even discuss all of the looming indictments, civil lawsuits, election losses, etc.? Or do they just make small talk about the weather and the NFL and pretend none of that is happening?

Even though they're all a bunch of evil SOBs and I wish they'd all DIAGF, I'm kind of fascinated by them all.

[quote]Do you think they even discuss all of the looming indictments, civil lawsuits, election losses, etc.?

I've wondered that too; given his raging drug habit, you have to think Jr. knows the wolf is at the door. He & Kimmy probably stay together for the drugs & to keep the other from testifying against them, though you know Trump Sr talks shit about her openly, further eroding whatever sense of self Jr. has left. Lara is all bluster, while Eric is probably too stupid to understand what's happening. Ivanka puts on a good face, but is worried sick about the whole thing. Jared is completely amoral & has likely already arranged his escape route. Meanwhile, oblivious Trump rages & whines about how all much all of this is costing him. So I'd like to think it's a bunch of tortured & scared people, just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

[R555] you nailed it. I agree with everything you've said.

I've long believed Donnie Jr and Gargoyle were done with each other - they're only still 'together' because she has too much dirt on him and the family. So long as he keeps paying for her coke habit, she'll keep quiet and stay in 'the family'. Their only bond is their coke addictions. Should she ever stray, she will end up in a worse position than Princess Diana.

As for Ivanka and Jared, I've always feared Jared will take his own life tragically once they throw him under the bus and roll over him a few times. I think he will be the scapegoat in all of this, eventually.

Nah. Jared is a cold blooded snake. He’ll survive.

R556 Care to expound on why you think Jared will be the casualty in this family saga? Out of all of them, Don Jr seems a really sad and tragic figure. I would expect him to meet the fate you described.

If Jared has 2 Billion Dollars to play with, HE is the head of this family. Are you folks cray-cray?

Junior will end up like Dirk Diggler at the end of Boogie Nights, giving $5 handjobs in the mall parking lot so he can support his coke habit. Jared will be the power player in this family with his $2 billion in Saudi cash. And maybe more, we still don't know what other classified docs are floating around at Trump properties. Eric will go down with the Trump organization and lawsuits. Vanky will be fine because she's tethered to Jared. Tiffy and Lurch will lead relatively quiet lives.

I still can't understand why no one's made a Windsors-style sitcom about the Trumps yet.

Leave Barron out of it. He can’t help his parentage. He seems sad 24/7. Wouldn’t you be if this was your family?

There are stories already out there of Barton’s spoiled brat behavior. Considering that daddy trump is his role model I do not doubt them.

*Barron

[quote]I still can't understand why no one's made a Windsors-style sitcom about the Trumps yet.

Why bother ? The real thing is much better than any sitcom could possibly be.

R563, I like "Barton" for him. Let's keep it.

Her face—

Is she part emoji?

^ Part emoji, part blow up sex doll.

I found the un photoshopped wedding photos

[quote]Junior will end up like Dirk Diggler at the end of Boogie Nights

With a dick that's one-tenth the size.