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Let's be Brendad Ickson

Well hello! Welcome to my "Let's be" thread.

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by Anonymousreply 199December 16, 2022 11:43 AM

I can't. I no longer have Microsoft Paint to edit my photos.

by Anonymousreply 1November 4, 2022 12:53 AM

I'm filters, developed by a team of most powerful NSA coders.

by Anonymousreply 2November 4, 2022 12:53 AM

I’m her smelly dried up old musty snatch. Yummy!

by Anonymousreply 3November 4, 2022 12:55 AM

I'm Gelson's potato salad, I'm practically crack to this bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 4November 4, 2022 1:05 AM

I’m an empty Depends box (42 count).

by Anonymousreply 5November 4, 2022 1:12 AM

I’m severe dyslexia.

by Anonymousreply 6November 4, 2022 1:18 AM

I'm meeting Marc Cherry at a party.

We talked about me.

by Anonymousreply 7November 4, 2022 1:20 AM

Trump! Trump! Trump! (Hope some day he will put it in my rump, rump, rump)!

by Anonymousreply 8November 4, 2022 1:20 AM

I'm the pussy that's too old to be grabbed by Trump.

by Anonymousreply 9November 4, 2022 1:21 AM

I’m Soap Opera Digest’s Best Villianess award winner

by Anonymousreply 10November 4, 2022 1:25 AM

I’m a bag of crazy.

by Anonymousreply 11November 4, 2022 1:28 AM

I’m the Bells, creators of The Young and the Restless, and eternal nemesis of Brendad.

by Anonymousreply 12November 4, 2022 1:32 AM

I'm the GED that never came to fruition.

by Anonymousreply 13November 4, 2022 1:37 AM

Between the slipper marks on the floor and carpet from her dragging her feet, I'm the trail of sawdust that has fallen from her dry cooter lips rubbing against each other.

People wonder what the three lines criss-crossing the terrain are. They call them Brendad's Nazca Lines.

by Anonymousreply 14November 4, 2022 1:53 AM

I'm the $2 filter on her Android that turns her teeth into a blinding white void.

by Anonymousreply 15November 4, 2022 2:07 AM
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by Anonymousreply 16November 4, 2022 10:17 AM

I’m the picture of myself taken outside the event, pretending I was invited.

by Anonymousreply 17November 4, 2022 1:05 PM

I’m the minimum wager that has to clean up the tator salad splatter in the woman’s restroom toilet.

by Anonymousreply 18November 4, 2022 1:11 PM

I'm the refrigerator box under a 405 underpass. I'm Brendad's new Hollywood home after the Bells got her evicted from her condo. I'm just temporary until Brendad moves to Beverly Hills to be with all her fellow stars.

by Anonymousreply 19November 4, 2022 1:17 PM

I'm the sensual way she says "sexual harassment" in the ad for her book.

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by Anonymousreply 20November 4, 2022 8:25 PM

R20 Brendad Ickson has porn mouth!

by Anonymousreply 21November 4, 2022 8:46 PM

I'm Miss California USA 1966

by Anonymousreply 22November 4, 2022 8:48 PM

I'm the wife of the producer Brendad was blowing to get more lines.

by Anonymousreply 23November 4, 2022 8:49 PM

I'm her snacketeria, her shaggy D.A, her messy cleft palate, her mos def, her dirty ol' moose hoof, her fuzzy mimosa, her busy furlough.

by Anonymousreply 24November 4, 2022 8:55 PM

Her dried out rotted pussy that can’t land a man to grift from anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 25November 5, 2022 1:24 AM

I’m the money that the Bell’s stolded from her and the money theei continue to stold from me.

by Anonymousreply 26November 5, 2022 1:54 AM

That commercial for her book is fucking hilarious! What's the story with $15M about?

By the way, appearing in 193 episodes over 14 years when it's a daily soap opera doesn't seem like many episodes at all each year.

by Anonymousreply 27November 5, 2022 2:13 AM

That commercial isn't a spoof? Holy shit!

by Anonymousreply 28November 5, 2022 2:45 AM

R20 If she wasn’t such an insane maga cunt she could have had a career as a voice over actress and not be practically destitute.

by Anonymousreply 29November 5, 2022 4:02 AM

I’m the Hollywood Museum. In exchange for letting Brendad walk the red carpet, I let her wash dishes, take out the trash, and sometimes give a few hand jobs on third shift. The hand jobs were her idea.

by Anonymousreply 30November 6, 2022 4:45 AM

The way she says sexual harassment in the commercial is beyond off. What kind of potential reader thinks they'd really like to read about that as a source of titillation, or is it her way of jumping on the MeToo movement? She used the wrong kind of voice if it's the latter.

by Anonymousreply 31November 6, 2022 5:01 AM

I'm basic literacy.

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by Anonymousreply 32November 10, 2022 5:12 PM

I'm the CBS Studios lot security with "shoot to kill" orders.

by Anonymousreply 33November 10, 2022 5:24 PM

I'm a exclusive and glamorous black-tie Hollywood Soiree with all the Big Stars*

*meaning a geriatric crowd of C and D listers who still put on face and wig and whatever old sparkly thing they can still squeeze into

by Anonymousreply 34November 10, 2022 5:29 PM

I’m the constant paparazzi entourage, who ask “Who are you again” before they put their cameras away.

by Anonymousreply 35November 10, 2022 5:36 PM

I’m the handful of people every month interested in viewing her YouTube commercial the past nine years.

by Anonymousreply 36November 10, 2022 6:11 PM

I'm her saying "No Paparazzi!" to strangers when she goes to pick up her dry cleaning.

by Anonymousreply 37November 10, 2022 6:29 PM

I have tears of laughter in my eyes after listening to the video at R20.

by Anonymousreply 38November 10, 2022 6:49 PM

She’s so god damned crazy!!!

by Anonymousreply 39November 10, 2022 8:10 PM

I'm the drugs fuelling her cray cray and paranoia. Meth garnished with coke when she can grift off someone

by Anonymousreply 40November 10, 2022 9:22 PM

R20 sounds like Brenda doing Deven doing Brenda.

by Anonymousreply 41November 10, 2022 10:59 PM

I’m her overdue tax statement.

by Anonymousreply 42November 11, 2022 12:59 AM

I'm the Lucite drawers and multiple pairs of red leather boots from "Welcome to My Home." She still keeps us in her closet along with the rest of her wardrobe from the 80's.

by Anonymousreply 43November 11, 2022 2:56 AM

She “breezed” into Hollywood at 17 and got fucked by Goldwater Jr. The broad is unreal.

by Anonymousreply 44November 14, 2022 3:35 PM

I'm the "Biggest Names in Hollywood" that fucked me.

You won't recognize any of them.

by Anonymousreply 45November 14, 2022 3:38 PM

Shouldn’t that be

Let sbe Brendad Ickson?

by Anonymousreply 46November 14, 2022 4:21 PM

"Letz Bee Brendad Ickson"

by Anonymousreply 47November 14, 2022 4:49 PM

I'm the small urns containing the ashes of her cat Snow and her dog Charles. She still talks to us as though we were still alive.

She sometimes takes us on walks by putting us in her huge purse. Instead of going to the park we go to Gelson's. At the end of the day we both end up smelling like potato salad.

by Anonymousreply 48November 15, 2022 4:14 AM

I was at Camp Lejuen and they tooked my munie. The balls and Camp Lujune stolded all of my monei! Now give it back!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 49November 15, 2022 4:23 AM

I WANT my munnie Lee Bells. You knew you have it. Lre Balls give me my monnie NOW!

by Anonymousreply 50November 15, 2022 4:31 AM

I'm this account, who took inspiration from Brendad's ridiculous "Welcome To My Home" video, and created their own.

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by Anonymousreply 51November 15, 2022 5:08 AM

I'm the Chancellor living room set which Brendad would chain herself to if she ever got inside Studio 41 at CBS Television City again.

by Anonymousreply 52November 15, 2022 6:20 AM

I’m all the endless posts where she talks about going to the Oscars - neglecting to specify that she is in fact going to a D-list viewing party and not the actual Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 53November 15, 2022 6:38 AM

I’m the awkward banter made to paps at said red carpet viewing parties. “Note the slit.”

by Anonymousreply 54November 15, 2022 7:39 AM

I was a kid when she got swapped out of Y&R and it did seem boring with the new Jack and Jill, especially Jill befriending Kay Chancellor. Why did Brended lose her job? Her Facebook is disturbing on many different levels, but could she keep it together when she actually had a proper job?

Her facebook profile explains all the threads on here, but how was her leaving the show received ratings wise? Same with Terry Lester, his Jack was kind of awesome.

by Anonymousreply 55November 15, 2022 11:17 AM

The ratings fell to last place when I left.

by Anonymousreply 56November 15, 2022 1:52 PM

Not only did the ratings fell, many, many, many fans of the show took there own lives when the Bells fired me. The Bells have blood on there hands--and there hands on MY money!!!

by Anonymousreply 57November 15, 2022 2:28 PM

Did Terry Lester get fired because he was sick?

by Anonymousreply 58November 15, 2022 4:08 PM

Brendad said that Terry had the aids.

by Anonymousreply 59November 15, 2022 4:32 PM

It was (and is) super boring with nice John and nice Jill

by Anonymousreply 60November 15, 2022 10:22 PM

I'm Marc Cheery at a party, asking, "Who is that crazy old lady who won't leave me alone?"

by Anonymousreply 61November 16, 2022 2:17 PM

Nice John?

by Anonymousreply 62November 16, 2022 2:48 PM

R61 But we talked about ME!

by Anonymousreply 63November 16, 2022 2:58 PM

That instragram account with the photoshopped and real photos is a host. bd_unplugged is awesome!

by Anonymousreply 64November 17, 2022 12:30 AM

Lettuce discus over potatoe salad.

by Anonymousreply 65November 17, 2022 12:31 AM
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by Anonymousreply 66November 17, 2022 1:41 AM

I'm Mr. Potato Head, Brendad's plastic surgeon. She was referred to me by Humpty Dumpty, M.D.

by Anonymousreply 67November 17, 2022 2:08 AM

David Attenborough has a new documentary about out of control feral human behavior of the leucistic subclade

by Anonymousreply 68November 17, 2022 3:58 AM

Thanks, r66, that's GOLD

by Anonymousreply 69November 17, 2022 9:46 AM

I'm the French subtitles on R66, which make it even more hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 70November 17, 2022 1:28 PM

R66 Brenda is truly crazy. She once got caught editing her own wikipedia page and she wrote that Deven Green was hired by the Bells to do the parody in order to discredit her.

"She created a hit, runaway internet film she wrote, produced and directed called, "Welcome to my Home" that was put on by a fan. The film quickly garnered 3 million viewers. Sony Pictures (The Bells) took it down in a false copyright claim. Dickson produced the film into a DVD. This reality film paved the way for all of the recent reality series. It was taken over by a woman who decided to lip-sync over it, in an illegal, fraudulent copyright infringement. This so-called comedian attached onto the goldmine of the film that Dickson produced. It is believed that she has been hired to do these expensive lip-syncs over Dickson's material to discredit her."

by Anonymousreply 71November 17, 2022 5:56 PM

r71 If that's what Brendad wrote for the Wikipedia entry, it's not hard to see why she got caught.

However, I do have to wonder if that is truly Brendad who wrote it. The spelling all seems correct and the sentences are coherent.

If it was Brendad, then she must have hired an editor to proof her copy before she posted it to Wikipedia.

by Anonymousreply 72November 17, 2022 6:01 PM

[quote] This reality film paved the way for all of the recent reality series.

She is so crazy. Talk about delusions of grandeur!

by Anonymousreply 73November 17, 2022 6:07 PM

The anger that seethes so that Brendad can't even bring herself to call Deven Green by her name.

by Anonymousreply 74November 17, 2022 6:08 PM

Ms Brenda Dickson is elated that Trump is running. She is looking forward to Trump investigating obsessive freaks misusing her name. All you little bottoms know who you are.....

by Anonymousreply 75November 17, 2022 6:25 PM

I'm the Y&R Wikipedia page included a segment on how the show rated over the years. Ratings jumped in 88-89.

Brenda ignores me.

by Anonymousreply 76November 18, 2022 12:04 AM

Jess vs Ms Brenda? No contest. Jess is a better actress but Ms Brenda was Jill in all her campy glory. She was like Alexis on Dynasty without her tongue firmly planted in her cheek!

by Anonymousreply 77November 18, 2022 1:38 AM

I'm a saucy boozehound.

by Anonymousreply 78November 19, 2022 8:30 PM

I’m a pirate!

by Anonymousreply 79November 19, 2022 9:38 PM

A longer version of the original draft of her wikipedia page that she wrote herself:

"Brenda Dickson has currently authored an autobiography, "My True Hidden Hollywood Story." She describes her love affairs with some of the most powerful men in Hollywood. She addresses what she believes to be the blacklisting and breach of contract of William J. Bell and how it was hidden from the public. It details the involvement of cartel Mafia judges and attorneys who laundered her two marital estates through the federal court of California and the state court of Hawaii to keep her out of Hollywood because she garnered more ratings than the entire show, "The Young and the Restless." She originated the role of Jill Foster Abbott on the "Y and R" where she worked for almost 12 years when she was illegally fired, subsequently the ratings fell by 9 points. The book tells what went on with her and other actors in the show and how she believes the Bells remained in her life, were involved with her two ex-husbands, and try to keep her out of Hollywood by making her homeless and laundering her divorce money to her ex-husbands. It's an incredible story.

Ms. Dickson has studied with Lee Strasberg, and then she studied with Milton Katselas. Milton, the famous acting teacher and director was an Academy Award Winner for "Butterflies are Free." Ms. Dickson has worked with Bob Hope, singing and dancing in his 1971 Christmas Show. She traveled with Johnny Grant to entertain the troops and did radio shows that were broadcast in Vietnam. She received a Senate resolution for her work in finding jobs for permanently injured vets working with Nancy Reagan. She was in Director, Jimmy Burrows, hit play "Mr. Roberts" with Gordon Jump and James Drury of "The Virginian." She also performed in a hit play with Francis Fisher and Bob Crane called "Send me no Flowers." She worked in a Tennessee Williams' production of his hit play, "Vieux Carre." opposite Mike Nader and Ray Stricklyn. She played the part of Jane Sparks, Mike Nader, her lover, and Ray Stricklyn, as Tennessee Williams. She did a film with Robert Quarry called, "Deathmaster", a cult favorite. She starred in an "FBI" episode with Efrem Zimbolist Jr. She did "Love American Style", "Falcon Crest", "Here we go Again", and she starred opposite William Shatner, Jan-Michael Vincent and Robert Foxworth in "Men at Law." After her illegal firing and blacklisting she never worked in Hollywood, she believes, thanks to the Bell family, which is all disclosed in her book. She is now back in Hollywood and intends to pursue a film career.

She created a hit, runaway internet film she wrote, produced and directed called, "Welcome to my Home" that was put on by a fan. The film quickly garnered 3 million viewers. Sony Pictures (The Bells) took it down in a false copyright claim. Dickson produced the film into a DVD. This reality film paved the way for all of the recent reality series. It was taken over by a woman who decided to lip-sync over it, in an illegal, fraudulent copyright infringement. This so-called comedian attached onto the goldmine of the film that Dickson produced. It is believed that she has been hired to do these expensive lip-syncs over Dickson's material to discredit her. The film was way ahead of its time about fashion, diet and exercise and how to apply makeup properly. Dickson brought people into her home to spend the day with her. She showed her cat and dog and did a fashion show of over the top, couture gowns from the 80s. The industry took note of this film and suddenly a reality show was born. The Kardashians brought you into their home. Other shows did the same. High fashion became a Red Carpet must, and all of the industry was changed. Blue jeans and tee shirts were suddenly replaced by top designers..

by Anonymousreply 80November 20, 2022 4:34 AM

Personal lifeIn Brenda Dickson's book, "My True Hidden Hollywood Story", released on e-books in mid March 2013 and hard copy to be released in late March or early April 2013 on all e-books. Dickson describes the cartel Mafia judges and attorneys who were enlisted to keep her out of Hollywood so that she would not disrupt the "Y & R" nepotism on the set and the actual low, low ratings that occurred immediately after her departure. "Welcome to my Home" was just an example of how much the fans like and missed Brenda Dickson as millions of viewers continue to tune into her website.

Awards and nominationsIn 1969, Brenda won "Miss California World" and in 1970 she competed for "Miss USA World" and won "Miss Photogenic."

In 1984, Brenda won "Outstanding Villianess", People's Choice Award, in Canada.

In 1984, Brenda won "Best Dressed, Undressed", by Soap Opera Digest, a People's Choice Contest.

In 1986, Brenda Dickson was nominated for "Outstanding Villianess" by Soap Opera Digest.

In 1988, Brenda won "Outstanding Villianess", The People's Choice Award, a Price-Waterhouse, Dick Clark Production for Soap Opera Digest

by Anonymousreply 81November 20, 2022 4:34 AM

Not only was it written by her but it also seems to be filled with several embellishments and falsehoods.

by Anonymousreply 82November 20, 2022 4:35 AM

In her Television Academy interview Jeanne Cooper, of course, praised Jess, but basically said Brenda IS Jill and was exactly what Bell wanted in the character (around the 2 minute mark).

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by Anonymousreply 83November 20, 2022 4:58 AM

R80 Oh yes, high fashion became a red-carpet must after Welcome to My Home. Pre-1987, potato sacks were common attire on the red carpet until Brendad turned the fashion world on its head.

I am amazed at her writing skills on Wikipedia, you know she had somebody else write it. Thom Bierdz?

by Anonymousreply 84November 20, 2022 6:46 AM

R83 That is some fast-footed revisionism. Brenda didn't leave the show to get married. She was fired.

I would have preferred to hear how difficult she was to work with.

Although that remark "Brenda was just trampy enough to make Jill work" was funny.

by Anonymousreply 85November 20, 2022 12:17 PM

R85 While a little confused on the timeline,I think Wilma Jeanne is referring to the first time Brenda left the show in 1980. .. Even though Brenda had been married to the dentist for awhile, when she opted to not re-up her contract, she told the press that she wanted to concentrate on her marriage instead of work all the time (and that would probably be even more difficult to do with the show going to an hour). She said she still felt like a newlywed and wanted to have some time to work on their home and mentioned trying for a baby.

by Anonymousreply 86November 20, 2022 8:10 PM

[quote]The film was way ahead of its time about fashion, diet and exercise and how to apply makeup properly.

[quote]This so-called comedian attached onto the goldmine of the film that Dickson produced.

I love this crazy woman.

by Anonymousreply 87November 20, 2022 9:05 PM

What is Brendad's bio is ALL TRUE. And she WAS blacklisted and her FORTUNE was stolen?

by Anonymousreply 88November 20, 2022 9:40 PM

I think Brenda *was* blacklisted, but not by some conspiracy by the Bells. She was blacklisted because of her reputation for being difficult and unstable.

And I DO think her lawyer husband hid assets from her. And the court helped him.

So there is some basis for some of Brenda's paranoia.

by Anonymousreply 89November 20, 2022 10:12 PM

[quote] She said she still felt like a newlywed and wanted to have some time to work on their home and mentioned trying for a baby.

Oh god, imagine Brendad being your mom.

by Anonymousreply 90November 20, 2022 10:19 PM

I don’t know, r90, doesn’t Faye and Babs and Joan and Bette have spawn. Couldn’t be any worse.

by Anonymousreply 91November 21, 2022 12:11 AM

Thank god this woman never had children. Oye vey!

by Anonymousreply 92November 21, 2022 10:25 AM

That we know of.

by Anonymousreply 93November 21, 2022 10:29 AM

I need smell verificatia. Exactly what does her pussy stink like?

by Anonymousreply 94November 21, 2022 6:58 PM

Over on Facebook, Brenda has been posting photos of her house in Hawaii. Of course, she neglects to mention that this is no longer actually her house, and that she was evicted from it about 14 years ago. She just posts photos and acts like it’s her house.

Anyway, here is what appears to be the master bedroom. She is very proud of her interior design skills.

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by Anonymousreply 95November 25, 2022 9:22 PM

Her Facebook post about “her” house in Honolulu.

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by Anonymousreply 96November 25, 2022 9:26 PM

R95 that is even more hideous than I would have even imagined.

She has myopic old lady taste.

by Anonymousreply 97November 25, 2022 9:38 PM

That wallpaper was still in the bedroom when the home was last sold in 2017.

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by Anonymousreply 98November 25, 2022 9:45 PM

"It's a Historical Home."

by Anonymousreply 99November 25, 2022 11:58 PM

Well, yes, it actually is ...

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by Anonymousreply 100November 26, 2022 12:10 AM

[quote]Anyway, here is what appears to be the master bedroom. She is very proud of her interior design skills.

I'm sure she's always done her best work in the bedroom -- just not as a decorator.

by Anonymousreply 101November 26, 2022 2:25 AM

Bil Balls stoled my munnie! I want it back goddamnmit!!!

by Anonymousreply 102November 26, 2022 4:05 AM

She has (well had) a copy of Liz Taylor's "My Love Affair with Jewelry" on her bedroom coffee table!

by Anonymousreply 103November 26, 2022 6:03 AM

"Meet my cat Snow. I'M STARVING!"

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by Anonymousreply 104November 26, 2022 6:42 AM

“And this is my lovely kitchen!” “What’s the inspiration?” “Big Apple Bagels!”

by Anonymousreply 105November 26, 2022 6:50 AM

Ms Brenda is giving crazy cat lady Haley Lu Richardson tops on to how to become sexy. Ms Dickson told her to shop at Gelson's,start pumping the new Micheal Nader and to stay away from The Bells. Haley was asked to The Bad and The Boringful but she she no on Ms Brenda's say so. Haley was supposed to be playing a naive teenager who has a crush on a cat! That sounded too much like her own life so see said no!

by Anonymousreply 106November 26, 2022 10:12 AM

I'm all the stars in sky that Brenda has bought and named after herself.

by Anonymousreply 107November 26, 2022 12:23 PM

I have no idea who I am.

by Anonymousreply 108November 26, 2022 12:32 PM

I'm Brendad's very brown kitchen. I've been raped in nicer rooms than that.

by Anonymousreply 109November 26, 2022 12:53 PM

They stealded my monnie from Camp Lejeune. I servicsted all them men when they came home from Camp Lejunne and now I can’t get my monie from the lawsoot. Bill Ball is still stealdeing all of my monnie. It a consperecy against me.

by Anonymousreply 110November 27, 2022 9:18 AM

I've heard of sheets matching the curtains but sheets matching the wallpaper?

by Anonymousreply 111November 27, 2022 9:22 AM

I'm the wet tshirt contest won in Vietnam.

by Anonymousreply 112November 27, 2022 9:22 AM

Does her carpet match her drapes?

by Anonymousreply 113November 27, 2022 11:51 AM

I'm an amorous congress stick!

by Anonymousreply 114November 27, 2022 12:34 PM

i'm shlippry denshoors. shhould be fun.

by Anonymousreply 115November 27, 2022 1:18 PM

I'm Bob Hope's tiny dick. I'm why Brendad got the USO gig. Because it certainly wasn't because of any other talent.

by Anonymousreply 116November 27, 2022 2:02 PM

I’m her latest Instagram post in which she pretends she’s in Hawaii.

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by Anonymousreply 117November 27, 2022 2:17 PM

I am in Herwhyee! Shurfs up! And so am I! Up for ANYTHING if you have an AMerican Expresso Black Card! LOL!!!! Not really.

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by Anonymousreply 118November 27, 2022 2:44 PM

I'm back in Herwhyee to get mine house backs. The new people change the locks but with one flour pot thru a pitcher window I was in! Well, Hellow me! Welcome to my former and new home!

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by Anonymousreply 119November 27, 2022 2:47 PM

I’m the Nazi salute to the Jewish judge.

by Anonymousreply 120November 27, 2022 3:22 PM

I'm the unflattering, flesh-colored turban Brendad had to wear during her eviction because her Korean hair extensions were in the washing machine.

by Anonymousreply 121November 27, 2022 3:43 PM

I'm the Liberian flag emoji.

by Anonymousreply 122November 28, 2022 9:09 PM

I'm the wonky eyes (with nothing behind them)

by Anonymousreply 123November 28, 2022 11:05 PM

I'm the "Who was that?" said by any C-list or above celeb who's just had their pic taken with Brendad.

by Anonymousreply 124November 29, 2022 9:18 PM

I'm the mega portrait of BD's face. Will I eventually end up in a dumpster or be saved by someone who appreciates the campiness of having it on their wall?

by Anonymousreply 125November 29, 2022 9:32 PM

I'm the bugle beads.

by Anonymousreply 126December 3, 2022 2:23 AM

I’m the stealded monnie in Bill Ball’s grave. It’s mine!!

by Anonymousreply 127December 3, 2022 3:41 AM

I'm her blender.

by Anonymousreply 128December 3, 2022 3:56 AM

I'm the coffee mug full of Cutty Sark.

I've been filled three times.

And it's not even 10:00 AM.

by Anonymousreply 129December 3, 2022 4:40 AM

This thread is brass!

by Anonymousreply 130December 3, 2022 5:17 AM

I'm the Uncanny Valley. I seem to be wherever a photo of me exists after about 1985...

by Anonymousreply 131December 3, 2022 5:49 AM

I’m the “Lifetime Achievement Award” she referred to in a Facebook post yesterday. I exist only in Brenda’s crazy head.

by Anonymousreply 132December 3, 2022 9:20 AM

I'm the secret piss Brendad takes on Bell's grave when something goes wrong.

by Anonymousreply 133December 3, 2022 9:30 AM

* insert tray of Gelson’s potato salad*

by Anonymousreply 134December 3, 2022 9:35 AM

How many of you would love to see her back on daytime? Hell, DOOL should cast her. It would be camp heaven!

by Anonymousreply 135December 3, 2022 9:37 AM

I’m the Lifetime Achievement Oscar that was presented to her.

by Anonymousreply 136December 3, 2022 11:33 AM

[quote]How many of you would love to see her back on daytime?

None of us!

by Anonymousreply 137December 3, 2022 12:55 PM

Daytime doesn’t have time anymore to put up with her shit. They do 1 take and move on. She wouldn’t be able to keep up.

by Anonymousreply 138December 3, 2022 1:52 PM

I'm calling the FBI right now to report this thread for making fun of me! Prepare to be SHUT DOWN!

by Anonymousreply 139December 3, 2022 2:01 PM

I'm Marc Cherry's darting eyes imploring ANYONE to come rescue him from talking to this crazy old woman with cheap hair extensions he doesn't know.

by Anonymousreply 140December 3, 2022 2:11 PM

R138, if they can put up with Marla Gibbs, they can put up with BrendaD. John Aniston has basically been a corpse on the show for the past decade. BrendaD would definitely draw ratings as she still has a huge fan base for her Jill Abbott. Gays would tune in just to watch her chew the scenery. BrendaD just agreed that she should be back on daytime on Instagram. She’d do it in a heartbeat. She should be on DOOL. She’d be perfect. Fuck boring Y&R. Have BrendaD get possessed in Salem!

by Anonymousreply 141December 3, 2022 8:09 PM

I'm the sugar daddy Brendad still manages to ensnare every few months or so.

by Anonymousreply 142December 3, 2022 8:30 PM

R129 Just curious, but what makes you think she drinks? .. I've never gotten that impression. .. She may be on meds (or at least should be .. lol), but I've never seen evidence where she looks or sounds sloshed. .. And in the photos that aren't filtered to death, she doesn't appear to have any telltale signs of having drunk way too much alcohol in her 73 years. .. As many have noted, she still looks pretty damn good for that age.

by Anonymousreply 143December 3, 2022 10:54 PM

What nonsense did she get up to to lose her Jill Abbott gig? The second Jill Abbott was and is boring, same with Jack. Those old storylines were fun. Is it a daytime thing in general to turn an arch villain into a more sympathetic character? I'll never forget Y and R turning a rapist called Michael into a regular cast member. There's a sickness to the writing of these shows.

by Anonymousreply 144December 3, 2022 11:14 PM

I'm her corner.

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by Anonymousreply 145December 4, 2022 12:38 AM

I'm the drunken calls to John-boy Walton in the middle of the night.

"Richsssssard, donsha remember who mussssh fun we had? And that BEAUTIFUL necklassssh you bought me? Why donay pop by and I'll give you what you LIKE. And thish time, no necklash. Cash. Hello? Hello?"

by Anonymousreply 146December 4, 2022 2:34 PM

Brenda at the FABULOUS Thalians Party this weekend (video).

"Katie Linder's over here somewhere ...."

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by Anonymousreply 147December 8, 2022 5:20 AM

I’m the two yards of red nylon carpet that she throws down at the front of the Hollywood Museum to take a quick selfie on before security chase her off. Again.

by Anonymousreply 148December 8, 2022 5:56 AM

She won’t shut up about that “Thailand” event last week. I loved the post where she thanked Roger Neal and referred to him as “my press agent”.

by Anonymousreply 149December 8, 2022 6:20 AM

You misheard, I’m her pressed agent.

by Anonymousreply 150December 8, 2022 6:23 AM

Poor Kate Linder. Brenda truly is that former co-worker that you only worked with for a few years ages ago who has convinced herself that you're her best friend and stalks you from time to time.

I'm sure Kate is hiding in the kitchen or under a table since Brenda does one kind of business in the ladies room and another kind in the men's room and she can't hide there.

by Anonymousreply 151December 8, 2022 8:15 AM

Don’t worry about Kate Linder - she’s as bonkers as Brenda.

by Anonymousreply 152December 8, 2022 7:41 PM

I'm an illegal thalien from Thailand.

by Anonymousreply 153December 10, 2022 11:15 AM

Kate Linder is almost as dumb as Brendad. Almost.

by Anonymousreply 154December 10, 2022 11:51 AM

I'm Brenda's timeshare in Thailans

by Anonymousreply 155December 10, 2022 12:33 PM

I’m the Lifetime Achievement Award that she won.

by Anonymousreply 156December 10, 2022 5:54 PM

Well hello!

Welcome to my home!

Let's teleport to the library!

Whew! That was EXHAUSTING!

This is my library! A library is a very important part of a home. This is book shelves. Many people use ladder to climb to top of book shelves! I don't read books so I don't have a ladder, but you can do what works for you!

This is picture books. One day I aspire to read them but I find letters distracting. I want to rearrange them, don't you?

Here's a book I wrote myself! It's called ThE MOSt betauyfULL WAMon iN tHE WARORLD. It's about ME!

by Anonymousreply 157December 10, 2022 6:12 PM

[quote]I'm the sensual way she says "sexual harassment" in the ad for her book.

I'm the elegant way she says "memwahs."

by Anonymousreply 158December 10, 2022 6:14 PM

I'm the last unsold copy of "My Scandalous E! True Hollywood Story & Some Other Crap," wedged under a display table at Gelson's to stop it from wobbling and upsetting the carrot cakes.

by Anonymousreply 159December 10, 2022 8:46 PM

I’m Amanda Lepore who people often confuse with Brendad.

by Anonymousreply 160December 10, 2022 9:45 PM

I'm the back staircase in her condo building she takes to avoid process servers. Thank God she lives on the first second floor.

by Anonymousreply 161December 11, 2022 1:04 AM

Thailand? Did BrendaD shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy?

by Anonymousreply 162December 11, 2022 1:40 AM

[quote] I'm the elegant way she says "memwahs."

Move over, Liza!

by Anonymousreply 163December 11, 2022 1:41 AM

I’m Gelshonshz potato schalad.

by Anonymousreply 164December 11, 2022 1:45 AM

Hey Mister Gelson, here I YAAAAM.

by Anonymousreply 165December 11, 2022 10:17 AM

I’m the startled, frantic, blinking- wildly rolling eyes, rollicking around the room like a deer trapped in headlights, scanning for the next old man mark, former coworker, or anyone else within earshot or eyeshot to grasp and hold on to the urgent relevancy I so desperately need…

I’m everyone else that quickly tuck in and avert their attention away, just like a New Yorker seeing a crazy person a block away.

by Anonymousreply 166December 11, 2022 11:50 AM

I looked thru the Thailans website gallery of event pix and didn’t see one Brendad photo. Kate Linder and her cartoon veneers, yes, but none of the fabulous Miss Ickson. Was the saddest looking bunch of near death wannabes ever.

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by Anonymousreply 167December 11, 2022 11:58 AM

The photographers at her fabulous red carpet events don’t always take her picture - presumably because they have no idea who she is. The recent Thalians event, for example. So I think she sometimes gets someone to take her picture using her own phone, and then she can use those pics on her Instagram. After they’ve been filtered and photoshopped, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 168December 11, 2022 1:05 PM

I'm the tip left by her hairdresser's last customer. I'm slipped into Brendad's bag to buy Alpo for dinner--or put in an old Maxwell House coffee can, saving up for entry into the next charity event for Z-list nobodies.

by Anonymousreply 169December 11, 2022 7:36 PM

I'm Brendad saying to her hairdresser, "Oh goodness, I've left my purse in the car. I'm just going to pop out and get it so I pay you for doing such a fabulous job with these tricky extensions!"

I'm never seen again.

by Anonymousreply 170December 11, 2022 7:41 PM

I'm the security tape from Fred Segal used to bust her in a lie about having her purse stolen and her breasteses touched by a mugger in the parking lot.

by Anonymousreply 171December 11, 2022 7:52 PM

I'm all the fun Brenda has at her red carpet parties.

by Anonymousreply 172December 11, 2022 7:59 PM

Thalians sounds like the reptilian cousins of Scientology.

by Anonymousreply 173December 11, 2022 8:02 PM

Aren't Thalians the aliens from V?

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by Anonymousreply 174December 11, 2022 8:05 PM

So why wasn't *I* invited?

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by Anonymousreply 175December 11, 2022 9:18 PM

I’m all the munnie that is owned to me by Gelson’s. They tripped me and owe me my monnie.

by Anonymousreply 176December 11, 2022 9:39 PM

I'm the church pastor who had to kick her and her young male friend (who seems a bit light in the loafers) out of my church a while back because they wouldn't stop sniffing and loudly giggling during my sermon.

by Anonymousreply 177December 12, 2022 6:55 AM

I’m Kristen Bell. Who is this psycho and why does she keep sending me hate mail and telling me I owe her money?

by Anonymousreply 178December 12, 2022 7:06 AM

I’m Leew Pheelip Ball who is still holdeding my Canp Lejuune moneyy.

by Anonymousreply 179December 12, 2022 8:38 AM

I'm the good times and the bum times. She's seen all I've got to offer, and she's there. She's still there.

by Anonymousreply 180December 12, 2022 4:10 PM

Kristen, are the letters addressed to Kricket Bell? Those are for me. She thinks my name is Cricket. She's insane and not a good speller. So sorry.

by Anonymousreply 181December 14, 2022 12:43 AM

Brenda Dickson was one of the most talented actresses ever. She also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout her life. Despite that, she had a good heart, which is hard to encounter in Hollywood. At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with her struggles and she theirs.

by Anonymousreply 182December 14, 2022 10:02 PM

I'm Brenda's riot shield.

by Anonymousreply 183December 15, 2022 10:51 AM

I’m Brenda’s attempt to pass this off as her living room. We’ve all seen her apartment by now, and this ain’t it.

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by Anonymousreply 184December 15, 2022 11:02 AM

I'm Brendad's correct name spelling.

by Anonymousreply 185December 15, 2022 12:35 PM

I’m the much needed therapist that she desperately needs but doesn’t have.

by Anonymousreply 186December 15, 2022 12:39 PM

Oh Bren, track lighting in your Christmas fantasy living room? Really babe? So 1986.

by Anonymousreply 187December 15, 2022 1:07 PM

Be nice, Lauralee.

by Anonymousreply 188December 15, 2022 1:32 PM

R184 I don't think that's what BrendaD was trying to do. The lower banner of the post says "OMG" (which is a very popular Facebook Gaming page). And when one clicks on "Play," it takes you to that page where they design a Christmas Home for you and label it: "Welcome to (insert name) Christmas Home." IOW, it's pretty clear that BrendaD was just sharing her game results.

by Anonymousreply 189December 15, 2022 7:22 PM

I'm the nutso way she switches to third person in the ad at R20.

by Anonymousreply 190December 15, 2022 8:33 PM

I'm the beauty sleep that Brendad absolutely must get once she settles into her economy class aisle seat. Remember, no autographs, not even for fans!

by Anonymousreply 191December 15, 2022 8:51 PM

R191 I assume you mean Amtrak economy seating as flights are too dehydrating on her skin (too expensive).

by Anonymousreply 192December 15, 2022 10:55 PM

Brendad with Dr. Phil. She’s photoshopped this pic so much it looks like a different woman.

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by Anonymousreply 193December 15, 2022 11:15 PM

r193, I think you mean "Doctor Phil the special guest, at Ruta Lee's Thailand Gala."

by Anonymousreply 194December 15, 2022 11:48 PM

I'm all the leftover salads that Brendad's scooped into her purse at the Thalien invasion gala.

by Anonymousreply 195December 16, 2022 12:09 AM

We need photos of Brenda's pussy!!!

by Anonymousreply 196December 16, 2022 12:19 AM

^ Suggest you check Wilma Jeanne's old Poloroid® collection.

by Anonymousreply 197December 16, 2022 12:39 AM

Thanks, r190. That ad gets better with each watching. I wish someone could provide a link to a pdf of the book.

by Anonymousreply 198December 16, 2022 2:49 AM

Checkout this ditty she wrote. Self discovery.

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by Anonymousreply 199December 16, 2022 11:43 AM
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