Charlie’s Angels - Teen Angels

Bo: Wow, Miss Garrett's really something special.

I will never cheat in her class again.

Donna: You? Not cheat? Not lie?

[Laughs] Not likely.

Bo: I mean it. I won't.

Donna: Of course you will. You can't help yourself. Look, nobody understands you like I do, Bo, baby.

Miss Duncan: All right, everybody. I would like for you to sketch Kris...

in the style that most appeals to you.

Now this isn't for a grade.

I just wanna get an idea of your artistic and or aesthetic interests. All right?

So all I ask is a sincere stab at it. Any questions?

Donna: Uh, do you think Kris could move her hair,

so we could see her face better?

[Chuckles] Now she's all tensed up.

Kris: No, I'm very relaxed.

Miss Duncan: All right, everybody. Let's get to work.

Donna: Oops. Now your hair's in the way again.

Miss Duncan?

Miss Duncan: Yes.

Donna: I hate to be so fussy, but...

she looks so stiff, from my perspective anyway.

I mean, it makes me feel uncomfortable.

Miss Duncan: She looks all right to me. I really don't see what's bothering you, Donna.

Donna: Maybe it's the angle of her head.

Would you mind if I helped her a bit?

Miss Duncan: All right.

Donna: Thank you.

- There. That's better (pulls Kris’ hair hard)

Kris: Ouch!

Donna: Oh! How did I do that?

Kris: Yes, how did you get your finger twisted around my hair?

Donna: It was an accident.

Kris: Sure.

Donna: I'm terribly sorry.

Miss Duncan: Why don't you just sit down, Donna?

Donna: You know, it must have snagged on my ring.

Miss Duncan: Donna, take your seat, please.

Donna: Well, I just don't want you to think...

Miss Duncan: Sit down, Donna.

Donna: Very well, Miss Duncan. If you insist.

Miss Duncan: I do insist. Sit down!

Kate had experience with this.

Donna ate Cissy’s pussy.

Miss Duncan: All right, everybody. I would like for you to sketch Kris’ pussy.

Now this isn't for a grade.

I just wanna to see if you get horny.. All right?

So all I ask is you don’t finger fuck Kris. Questions?

Donna: Uh, do you think Kris could move her pubic hair

so we could see her cunt better?

[Chuckles] Now she's all dried up.

Kris: No, I'm very juicy. I’ll rearrange my pubes.

Miss Duncan: All right, everybody. Let's get to work.

Donna: Oops. Now your pubes are in the way again.

Miss Duncan?

Miss Duncan: Yes.

Donna: I hate to be shitty but...

she looks so whorish from my perspective anyway.

I mean, it makes me feel uncomfortable and bitchy.

Miss Duncan: She looks a blonde virgin to me. I really don't see what's bothering you, Donna.

Donna: Maybe it's how she’s sitting.

Would you mind if I fingered her a bit?

Miss Duncan: Actually, I’d like to watch.

Donna: Thank you.

- There. That's better (pulls Kris’ pubes hard)

Kris: Ouch! Fuck!

Donna: Oh! How did I do that?

Kris: Yes, how did you get your arm inside my cunt?

Donna: I was only going to use 2 fingers.

Kris: Sure, bitch.

Donna: I'm terribly sorry, prude

Miss Duncan: Why don't you fist me, Donna?

Donna: You know,. I left my rings on too. Lol

Miss Duncan: Donna, fist me!

Donna: Well, let me think about it..

Miss Duncan: Fist me, Donna!!

Donna: Very well, Miss Duncan. If you insist.

Miss Duncan: I do insist! Fist my cunt!

Donna was so nasty. She, Audrey Landers, was jealous of Kris. Sabrina wanted to get in on the action I think. Kelly stayed classy.

I don't know why, but I love the fake Charlie's Angels dialogue troll.

Donna said she was going to take care of Miss Duncan

Bo: Wow, Miss Garrett's really fucking hot..

I will have to force myself not to flick my bean during class!

Donna: You? Not finger yourself? HA!!

Bo: I mean it. I will not finger bang myself!

Donna: Of course you will strum your snatch.. You can't help yourself. Look, nobody understands what a whore you are like I do, Bo, bitch.

Donna can I take a shit?

Fill your orders first- booze, happy pills, downers THEN you may download turds

Kris: Hello. Come to pull my hair again?

Donna: You seem moderately intelligent, Kris.

And I'm sure you wouldn't want to lose any more of that beautiful blonde mop.

So I suggest you listen very carefully.

Kris: I believe this is the part where I'm supposed to tremble?

Donna: I want you to forget you saw me at the bus depot.

I want you to forget everything you saw at the bus depot.

And don't give me any trouble,

or you'll be a long time regretting it.

Kris: Now that sounds like a threat.

Donna: Only because it is.

Kris: Hello. Come to fist me again?

Donna: You seemed moderately juicy, Kris.

And I'm sure you wouldn't want to lose any more blonde pubic hair.

So I suggest you listen very carefully.

Kris: I believe this is the part where my pussy is supposed to quiver?

Donna: I want you to forget you saw me fist Miss Duncan or I will set your house on fire.

Kris: Now that sounds like 100% bullshit.

Donna: Only because it is. Lol

^^^ me

As much as I love the Angels, the Barnaby Jones mean girls were much scarier

Cissy was a klepto!

BJ was a bit long in the tooth for me. I remember Lee Pussywether clicker infomercials in the 90s. I mostly remember CA from syndicated reruns in the 80s. I did see a few of the ABC original run episodes but my mom wouldn’t let me watch it because she said I was too little to watch crime dramas.

Donna: I want you to forget you saw me fist Miss Duncan or I will set your house on fire.

Kris: Now that sounds like 100% bullshit.

Donna: Only because it is. Lol

Miss Duncan is Lez

Nobody did “Resting Bitch Face” quite as good as Audrey Landers!

Me too r7, it’s infantile but it makes me laugh

Within a year that illiterate hick Sissy was doing porn under the name Sally Storm, and had to be rescued by the Angels-but not before her producer boyfriend tried to blow up Kelly and Tiffany in the Pinto.

Classic fake dialogue from op. Donna was, of course, the episode mega-bitch / mean girl.

Donna: I want you to forget you saw me fist Miss Duncan or I will set your house on fire.

Kris: Now that sounds like 100% bullshit.

Lmao r12

Miss Duncan was probably secretly hoping Donna would fist her instead of Kris.

Why didn’t Elissa Leeds have a bigger career?

R25 she was stupid and looked stupid in that pic.

When Elissa Leeds played that hillbilly porn star in season 4, she had a slappable face.

Bo: during class.

Donna: You? Not finger yourself? HA!!

Bo: I mean it. I will not finger bang myself!

Donna: Of course you will strum your snatch.. You can't help yourself. Look, nobody understands what a whore you are like I do, Bo, bitch.

^^Bo: I will have to force myself not to finger bang my snatch during class.

The video at r14 ‘s link was deleted due to copyright. I’m disappointed.

I don’t like Audrey Landers though I guess she’s a break from Morgan Fairchild who had probably aged out by then.

Fuck off r30

This ain’t no Barnaby Jones thread

I want the Now Voyager Troll to do Angels on Wheels, the one where Jill is in the roller derby and Kelly is menaced by a Tippi Hedren lookalike who orders Kelly’s car blown up and has her henchman finger Kelly!

Or Angels Belong In Heaven, where all three Angels and Kelly’s annoying as fuck friend act like morons for the entire hour.

I want the Now Voyager Troll to do Angels on Wheels, the one where Jill is in the roller derby and Kelly is menaced by a Tippi Hedren lookalike who orders Kelly’s car blown up and has her henchman finger Kelly!

Or Angels Belong In Heaven, where all three Angels and Kelly’s annoying as fuck friend act like morons for the entire hour.

R31, Take a midol you hysterical cunt.

R34 you do that while you flick your withered bean to Barnaby Jones with Lee Pussywether!

Donna: You will do what I tell you to do.

Sissy: Yes, Donna.

Bo: Don’t you tell me what to do, bitch!

Donna: Bo, you can’t even keep your fingers out of your pussy when you see Miss Garrett. I’ll tell you what to do, when to do it and how to do it. Understand?

Bo: Yes, Donna.

Undercover in art class

Miss Duncan?

Yes, Donna.

May I manipulate Kris’ pussy lips to make them less loose and stretched out looking?

Kris’ pussy lips look just fine to me, Donna.

Miss Duncan, they’re making me uncomfortable.

Ok, Donna go ahead.

Ouch!!! Stop it you fuckin’ bitch!

Sorry, they are just so fleshy and loose! Looks like a fucking Arby’s roast beef sandwich.

Donna why did you pinch my labia in art class?

Because your cunt lips are floppy and loose.

The dean was playing the role like a creepy panty sniffer, like he sneaked into the dorms and took a whiff of Audrey’s used Days of the Week panties

Hope Bauer, Cathy Craig and Heather Lawrence all together! Audrey was so great as the bitch in this, before she adopted the baby doll voice and act with her dreadful sister. Jane Alice Brandon was 33 years old when this filmed, she was the same age as Jaclyn Smith, playing a high school senior. Elissa Leeds really chunked up at this time, I still remember her and Papa Bauer sneaking cookies away from Grandma Bert.

Going forward, I am going to greet coworkers with the phrase “good morning, you seem moderately juicy.” Thanks r12.

Donna

I want you to forget you saw me fist Miss Duncan or I will set your house on fire.

R5 is hilarious!

Bo: Wow, Miss Garrett's really pretty.

I will likely finger bang myself tonight thinking about her.

Donna: You? Finger bang?

[Laughs] Not likely.

Bo: I mean it. I may even fist myself!

Donna: Of course you will. You can't help yourself. You enjoy fisting more than anything else!