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Jeff Bezos Might Buy an NFL Team

[QUOTE]The Washington Commanders announced today that Dan Snyder is exploring a sale of the team. One name in particular is gaining traction among potential new owners: Jeff Bezos.

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by Anonymousreply 28January 23, 2023 7:11 PM

Will he rename them the Washington Wonky Eyes?

by Anonymousreply 1November 2, 2022 9:36 PM

^ Hey! There'll be none of that 🤪

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by Anonymousreply 2November 2, 2022 9:38 PM

Is this about me?

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by Anonymousreply 3November 2, 2022 9:41 PM

I'm the original wonky eye, bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 4November 2, 2022 9:43 PM

^ Oh, no, Huckabeast, you're Picasso's original model

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by Anonymousreply 5November 2, 2022 9:52 PM

Is Jeff looking for investors?... Asking for some friends 🙄

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by Anonymousreply 6November 2, 2022 10:05 PM

I did not wink at you, Jeff... Wait, how much money are you worth? 🤔

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by Anonymousreply 7November 2, 2022 10:09 PM

Now we know why the owner is selling the team.

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by Anonymousreply 8November 2, 2022 10:50 PM

Leave it to DL to turn a sports thread into a wonky eye celebrity thread.

by Anonymousreply 9November 3, 2022 1:43 AM

Amateurs! 🤪

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by Anonymousreply 10November 3, 2022 6:14 AM
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by Anonymousreply 11November 3, 2022 7:00 PM

Hardly a surprise.

Though I was hoping he could buy the perfect team and destroy it like he's done with Whole Foods.

by Anonymousreply 12November 3, 2022 7:08 PM

Please oh please let him rename them the Amazons and have them wear Wonder Woman outfits.

by Anonymousreply 13November 3, 2022 7:12 PM

Looks like Jay-Z is in on it, too.

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by Anonymousreply 14November 5, 2022 8:30 PM

^ It's war of the wonky-eyed billionaires 😱

by Anonymousreply 15November 5, 2022 8:59 PM

He can't grow his own hair so it doesn't matter.

by Anonymousreply 16November 5, 2022 9:53 PM

Bids are due today

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by Anonymousreply 17December 23, 2022 4:13 PM

I liked "Washington Sportsball Team" better

by Anonymousreply 18December 23, 2022 4:17 PM

Oh, please, oh please, whoever buys the team agree to pay to the Packers the 58 million dollars Aaron Rodgers receives for the 2023 season even if he sits on the bench all season.

He'll still have some marquee ticket selling appeal in 2023, and you'll need that for your "inaugural" season.

by Anonymousreply 19December 23, 2022 4:25 PM

I must be behind the curve. I thought they were still the Redskins.

by Anonymousreply 20December 23, 2022 4:26 PM

Who the fuck are the Washington Commanders? What a stupid name.

by Anonymousreply 21December 23, 2022 4:36 PM

Apparently McBongo is in the potential ownership team with Bezos and Jay. My partner is a Washington fan and he just wants them away from Snyder.

by Anonymousreply 22December 23, 2022 4:41 PM

They changed it in 2020. In the interim they were the Washington Football Team.

by Anonymousreply 23December 23, 2022 4:45 PM

Bezos has destroyed Whole Foods. It is a shadow of what it was. Even the employees are being treated less well and it shows. They aren't getting or hiring the best applicants anymore. If all he wanted to do was turn it into a discount food store then he should have bought some crappy food store.

So fuck Jeff Bezos.

by Anonymousreply 24December 23, 2022 10:01 PM

Here in Washington, the fans just want ANYONE but Snyder

by Anonymousreply 25December 23, 2022 10:05 PM

The Washinton Commanders really is a terrible name. Sounds like a local team.

by Anonymousreply 26December 23, 2022 10:15 PM

Bezos didn’t bid.. at least not yet.

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by Anonymousreply 27January 16, 2023 12:30 AM

Bezos might sell the Washington Post in order to get the Commanders.

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by Anonymousreply 28January 23, 2023 7:11 PM
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