[QUOTE]The Washington Commanders announced today that Dan Snyder is exploring a sale of the team. One name in particular is gaining traction among potential new owners: Jeff Bezos.
Will he rename them the Washington Wonky Eyes?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 2, 2022 8:36 PM |
^ Oh, no, Huckabeast, you're Picasso's original model
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 2, 2022 8:52 PM |
Is Jeff looking for investors?... Asking for some friends 🙄
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 2, 2022 9:05 PM |
I did not wink at you, Jeff... Wait, how much money are you worth? 🤔
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 2, 2022 9:09 PM |
Now we know why the owner is selling the team.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 2, 2022 9:50 PM |
Leave it to DL to turn a sports thread into a wonky eye celebrity thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 3, 2022 12:43 AM |
Offsite Link
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 3, 2022 6:00 PM |
Hardly a surprise.
Though I was hoping he could buy the perfect team and destroy it like he's done with Whole Foods.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 3, 2022 6:08 PM |
Please oh please let him rename them the Amazons and have them wear Wonder Woman outfits.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 3, 2022 6:12 PM |
^ It's war of the wonky-eyed billionaires 😱
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 5, 2022 7:59 PM |
He can't grow his own hair so it doesn't matter.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 5, 2022 8:53 PM |
I liked "Washington Sportsball Team" better
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 23, 2022 3:17 PM |
Oh, please, oh please, whoever buys the team agree to pay to the Packers the 58 million dollars Aaron Rodgers receives for the 2023 season even if he sits on the bench all season.
He'll still have some marquee ticket selling appeal in 2023, and you'll need that for your "inaugural" season.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 23, 2022 3:25 PM |
I must be behind the curve. I thought they were still the Redskins.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 23, 2022 3:26 PM |
Who the fuck are the Washington Commanders? What a stupid name.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 23, 2022 3:36 PM |
Apparently McBongo is in the potential ownership team with Bezos and Jay. My partner is a Washington fan and he just wants them away from Snyder.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 23, 2022 3:41 PM |
They changed it in 2020. In the interim they were the Washington Football Team.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 23, 2022 3:45 PM |
Bezos has destroyed Whole Foods. It is a shadow of what it was. Even the employees are being treated less well and it shows. They aren't getting or hiring the best applicants anymore. If all he wanted to do was turn it into a discount food store then he should have bought some crappy food store.
So fuck Jeff Bezos.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 23, 2022 9:01 PM |
Here in Washington, the fans just want ANYONE but Snyder
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 23, 2022 9:05 PM |
The Washinton Commanders really is a terrible name. Sounds like a local team.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 23, 2022 9:15 PM |
Bezos might sell the Washington Post in order to get the Commanders.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 23, 2023 6:11 PM |
As long as they don’t let them buy a hockey team it’s fine with me. You should get a bargain price for teams like the Miami dolphins.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 13, 2023 12:03 AM |