The Vivian Vance Duvet Cover Is Finally Here!

It’ll make the perfect security blanket.

That sucks. That picture is of her post Ethel.

Vivian Vance only rocks during the Ethel years.

Liking that duvet cover is like liking the fat Elvis stamp.

Pretty fab though. Fine Art America is great in that you can take practically any image and turn it into practically any tacky item.

wow, if i walked into a hook-up's bedroom and was confronted with that, I wouldn't be able to perform no matter what.

Would this pair better with my Agnes Moorehead (as Endora) pillow or Burt Reynolds Cosmo centerfold pillow?

This thread is making me rock hard!

Will it be sufficient for a king size bed?

r2 There's a PRE-Ethel version in the lower left corner of that page.

Who knew I'd be able to get all of my Christmas shopping done at one site?

A pic of her with Fred (William Frawley) would render a more romantic touch.

I'll stick to my Viv du-rag.

r2 Viv looked much better post-ILL. She had a nose job and facelift and seemed generally more chic.

Its the type of thing where if I was robbing the place and saw that I'd drop everything and leave immediately. Who knows what the person that sleeps in that bed is capable of?

"What are you doing right now?"

"Oh, I'm just sitting on Vivian Vance's face."

Imagine waking up with a giant Vance Eye staring at you.

Welcome to my life r15!

Hardly the first time that Viv has been spread out all over a stranger's bed--for under a hundred bucks.

This time she looks sober, at least.

At least they photoshopped out Desi's splooge before they printed it, Lucy.

Looks too heavily airbrushed.

The owner of the Esoterica Art Agency must be a Datalounger, or know someone who is.

I wonder if Viv knew she'd become a gay icon.

So from now on, the poll choice can simply say “duvet”

Speaking of which….

Thanks OP, I've just ordered mine.

"For the Darfur Orphan who has everything!"

Wouldn't the Darfur Oprhan version have a huge vulture on it?

I'll be making this into a cape for all the Holliday parties

It should only be available in *queen* size

Would that be a vagina cape, R26?

Martha Stewart for DataLounge

R18 I can almost hear Ricky's exagerated cackle after he blows a load on Ethel's face.

It's actually Mary Wickes who uses this to pleasure herself.

“Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhh…!!!”

STFU you stupid cunt.

[quote]I can almost hear Ricky's exagerated cackle after he blows a load on Ethel's face.

Ethel rocked Ricky's world on more than one occasion down in that furnace room. There's a reason why Ethel Mae Potter, they never forgot her.

I wanted a toaster!

Yet another way to have me all spread out on your bed, Desi.

Well done, r36

For all the DLers on your Christmas shopping list

Is she available as a shower curtain?

[quote]Is she available as a shower curtain?

How about a doormat?

r40 is one of the better Phil jokes

Ordering mine today!

R39

R40 Vivian Vance was a doormat.

R22 A duvet and a duvet cover are two different things.

There is no poll.

That music sucks.

Esoterica Art Agency MUST be run by a DLer.

R40 yoga mat?

Did Vivian even like gay people?? I don't understand the worship of her on this site.

She married one, r48!

Yay! She absolutely comes in shower curtains also!

They need to make an Ethel bib with a dialog balloon saying "I have sufficient."

Are they having a Black Friday sale?

[quote]Lucy, clenching a Newport in her teeth

Ball smoked Chesterfields made by Philip Morris, the company that sponsored I Love Lucy.

I have sufficient of r48

Fucking R22 has ruined my good mood this morning.

r53 Chesterfields were from Liggett & Myers (L&M) one of Philip Morris's main competitors. Although Philip Morris (now Altria) acquired the brand in 1999.