Theo James: ‘The White Lotus’ Season 2 Toned Down NSFW Nudity and Sex Scenes

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This Greek man's buns are as flat as a pancake.

Who fucking cares...look at him

His ass isn’t flat though. Small? Yes. Like most men from Europe. But not FLAT

Oh, honey, it’s flat.

R3 has recently published her extensive survey of the callipygian qualities of European male posteriors.

It’s not flat. It’s small. Not the same.

Is flat.

Its small

Lousy buttocks, stupid show

He looks like the younger hotter brother of Moritz Bleibtreu (who was in Run Lola Run).

[quote] Is flat.

R7 = King Ferdinand

Looks like Jordan Peterson

Looks like he could be biracial.

Hes Greek

So he is biracial in a way.

[quote] Hes Greek

Maybe

Better; two full frontals!

Many a rumour back in the day…

Theo James = Theodore Taptiklis

Perfectly serviceable ass. You bitches are CRAZY!

r21 is correct. Ass (and everything else), good... you bitches, crazy!

He'll be the next James Bond. Just wait.

I refuse to watch season two because 1 was underwhelming (boring, actually) and the only character I liked died. This guy is hot and damn that’s a big dick—if it’s real.

R18, it’s his stunt double — he said as much

R1 R4 R7 can crawl back to her trailer and jerk off to Kim Kardasian's gigantic, bloated ass.

He's a Brit, but why it looks mutilated here, and no balls?

He looks hot and delicious

Theo James really is the European version of James Marsden, isn't he?

Not sure how R18 scenes can be stunt doubles whenyou see his head and body. I froze it and it looked like the other clip from Time Traveler and his cock looked cut with a darker shaft.

r27 It looks like a prosthetic.

R18 There's some nice, real full frontals there.

But that TV show "The Time Traveler's Wife" was unwatchable.

It was designed by women for women. And he was mere eye-candy.

[quote]I froze it and it looked like the other clip from Time Traveler and his cock looked cut with a darker shaft.

I know it does. There was also, according to Theo, some CGI.

It was Gui Augustini. He was his stunt AND acting double. He's Brazillian.

IMDB says—

[quote] Gui Agustini as Henry's Acting Double, Henry's Body Double.

I was suspicious when he somersaulted down those steps.

We need to praising Gui Agustini rather than Theo Taptiklis.

[quote]I was suspicious when he somersaulted down those steps.

Finally: if you look at Gui's instagram, you can see him in scenes with Theo where "both" Henrys from different time periods were on screen.

He wasn't just there when he was doing stunts/nudity.

They used CGI to replace Gui's face with Theo so it looked like there were two of them on screen at the same time.

If you didn't look carefully in a couple of shots it looks like it could be two Theos even without CGI.

Moving along ...

The first White Lotus was meh. It’s incredible that it won all those Emmy awards—I felt it was a waste of my life watching it.

Isn't "acting double" kind of odd? Gui's body is even better than Theo's! Wow. but the dark shaft looks more like t would be Theo's (greek).

Gui has the a nose but a nicer penis.

How does one pronounce Gui?

[quote]Gui has the a nose but a nicer penis.

English?

[quote] How does one pronounce Gui?

Throatwarbler Mangrove.

[quote] English?

No, R41, Brazilian.

[quote] It’s not flat. It’s small. Not the same.

Sorry, honey, if Shawn @r4 says it's flat then it's flat.

R43 I meant speak in English please .Your sentence about the nose vs penis was missing a key word somewhere.

He was a short lived beauty as Pamuck in Downton Abbey.

Poor Mr. Pamuk.

He's fine as hell. Be still my heart.

Theo showed his ass. Yes. A body double doesn’t mean CGI’ing Theos face onto a body.

Is this—discussing nudity of current season—now part of the PR playbook for a series? Like Euphoria?

Yes it is, R50. We're in the new century and we're ready to discuss our sexual needs.

A Greek playing a Turk?

Somewhere Constantine XI Paleologos must be spinning in whatever functions as his grave.