Jackie Kennedy's granddaughter Rose Schlossberg, 34, is the image of the former First Lady

Wow, didn't know she was a dyke

Is she Jewish or a goy?

This is news to you. OP?

I immediately thought: dyke, when I saw those photos

Well, if it's not news to him, it's news to me, r3.

But we are all so impressed you imply you regularly follow the sexual preferences of the children of our former Ambassadors to Japan. Tell us all about Walter Mondale's sons: do they prefer the hole or the pole?

A Kennedy Lesbian is wonderful, but who is the Kennedy Gay?

Isn't it statistically near impossible that among all those Kennedy's, none of the males are gay?

Dyke vibes immediately upon seeing those first pics, confirmed after reading the article.

Wow she does look like jackie

She's caneface for years

One of the tabloids said David Letterman attended Rose's wedding because he's friends with Caroline.

Wow. She really is married, but with no husband. Rosie has a wife! Good for her.

Definition of cane face.

R5–all I know is William was a young hottie, and Ted had BDF. Poor Eleanor:May she RIP…but she did fuck WJ Clinton.

But is she staunch?

S.T.A.N.K! They don't wash 'em. No matta whot! But the realatives all knew! How could they NOT know? **holds nose after adjusting head towel**

R13. I taught at St. Lawrence a few y are Eleanor Mondale graduated. She served as manager for one of the men’s sports teams and apparently had a good time—and, unlike most of the Larries I had in class, was more than a spoiled jock who got rejected by Middlebury, Williams, and Amherst.

That should Yeats after, not y are. (Yes, I realize the irony in my own poor proof-reading.).

I still think Jack Schlossberg is gay, despite his denial. That would be 2 out of 3 for Caroline.

Do you mean Sarah Lawrence, dumbass?

I always get gay vibes from Jack

If she’s a woman, where are her titties?

It must come from the non-Kennedy side. We don't raise "those kind".

Boarding School, Rose.

R19. No, shit for brains, he meant what he said: St. Lawrence University

Rose probably thanks her lucky stars that she didn't inherit the fug Kennedy genes.

They're just a pair of dykes

Did Lee and Jackie catch the waves on Skorpios or just the men?

Fug, just like her Grandma. John Jr. Got all the looks in that family. He really was handsome and seemed very genuine.

I think this was the rare occasion DL got it right. I remember someone posted a while ago that she was a lesbian. Kennedys have really fallen off the radar. Caroline apparently became a grandmother as well from the other daughter.

John Jr. got all the Bouvier looks, the Bouviers were a very attractive family. Poor Caroline got all the Kennedy genes and looks like her horsey Kennedy aunts.

I’m sorry but she hasn’t a patch on Granny

The siblings: Rose, Jack, and Tatiana

Cupcakes baby

John Jr. sucked up all the looks of the giant Kennedy family. Not one came close. He looked nothing like any of them.

Nothing to see here.. keep moving.

Jack Schlossberg pings, big time.

Those kids look like their Jewy father and have their mother's dress sense

Omg

R5, the “news” is that she looks exactly like Jackie, nitwit. And speak for yourself, lose the “we” shit.

Rose Schlossberg Kane-face-dy

Come on, Jack is fug AH. I wouldn't even hit that. But he does smell cookies. Is he a DLer?

They really do look like Jewish Kennedys, lol.

[quote]John Jr. sucked up all the looks of the giant Kennedy family. Not one came close. He looked nothing like any of them.

John Jr died young. It’s possible he could have turned into a horse face like the rest of them if he’d made it to 40.

Who are the other gay Kennedys? Or does the gay come from 's side?

^^ 's

I always thought Caroline was a lesbian. She came across that way.

Caroline is a huge snob. That’s why you never hear s about her. She only hangs out within boarding school pals, bankers, lawyers of the 0.0001%.

That’s a shame.

Rose is the oldest looking 34 year old. She always struck me as styling herself after Grandma Jackie which I think is totally weird and creepy.

Caroline was top ten in her class at Columbia Law and did not like her brother’s wife. Sounds to me like she has a good head on her shoulders.

Colombia Law does not rank by individual GPA.

And neither does COLUMBIA.

r50 her rank at Columbia is right in her wikipedia

*top ten percent.

I had no idea Rose was gay. Also, usually when daily mail claims that someone resembles someone else it's complete bullshit but she actually looks like Jackie.

A. You said top ten.

B. Wikipedia says 10% (which is an inference drawn from her honors awarded at graduation).

…one of of A and B is wrong…or both A & B.

If you refer to r44 I was unable to post the first name of Caroline's husband. Muriel on duty.

R56, you can type Edvvin or SeaCow.

Jajaja

Ed Schlossberg is a snob and a total asshole, per stories I've heard.

Eleanor Mondale screwed around with Bill Clinton when he was POTUS.

Monica Lewinsky threw a massive hissy fit when she was denied entry to the Oval Office until Bill had “finished” his visit with Eleanor.

R59, JFK, Jr. loathed him because Ed saw himself as the head of the family after Jackie died and JFK, Jr. felt slighted.

How would Jackie react if she knew her first born grandchild was a lezzie?

R43, but they always looked horsey, while he was always an Adonis. I think he would’ve aged great since he had those mediterranean looks.

Speaking of Mediterranean looks . . .

Jack-Jack Schwantzberg

Oh look...he's a regular Jack LaLanne that one.

Jackie Shnozznasis

Interesting wedding dress.

Caroline does have a very insulated personal life. As the post upthread stated. She’s an insufferable snob who married an insufferable snob. It’s no wonder she didn’t like Jfk jr’s wife and let it be known. She looks down on anyone not from the manor born. And that would include most if not all of us too.

Thanks for trying to give us all a virus with that fake link r68

R68!!!! Fuckin dick! FF his ass into oblivion!

BLock r68

Jack-Jack can do the splits on my face any day.

FF r68 and blocked

r68's link wasn't a problem for me. What's supposed to be wrong with it?

Caroline got her looks from her father’s side and her snobbery from her mother’s.

[quote]Jackie Shnozznasis

Sching it, schischter!

None of those kids are good looking, they're all dorky jew academic types,

Jackie never liked Ed

Caroline, I'm a bit concerned that Rose is, you know, a cane face

A lesbian! NOT in my family!

Those shoes, at the dyke wedding, I just can't....

Lesbian? There's lobotomies for these things, dear.

The menu is kind of interesting. But there are no prices for the food.

Jackie liked Ed enough otherwise there would have been NO wedding.

I see no resemblance to Jackie at all.

Jackie called Ed an old fogey

The menu is kind of interesting. But there are no prices for the food.

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it!

Stephen Smith Jr., Jean Kennedy Smith's son, is rumored to be gay.

Michaela Kennedy Cuomo is bi and dating a women.

Those are the only ones I'm aware of.

That’s a very hard-looking 34.

I don’t see what the big fuss is over Jackie and her alleged good looks but her granddaughter looks nothing like her save the similar hair length and color.

My dad was too broke to buy carpets.

I was famous for selecting White House carpets.

This bitch is munching on carpets.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis called her daughter Caroline's husband 'egghead' and said he was a 'boring old fogey' behind his back, according to reports.

The former First Lady's name calling was a result of her mistrust of Ed Schlossberg, who is 12 years older than Caroline.

Her open contempt for Mr Schlossberg ended when Caroline threatened to cut Jackie off from her grandchildren.

Caroline Kennedy faced open contempt from her mother over her fiance, Ed. The couple have been married since 1986

She met Mr Schlossberg, now 66, an architect and museum exhibit designer, while working at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in Manhattan.

Jackie Kennedy hoped her daughter would lose interest in Mr Schlossberg and move on to a more exciting partner.

Jackie Kennedy put her foot down: Caroline threatened to withhold children from her mother, if she didn't stop criticizing her husband.

'And she was horrified when Caroline announced she was going to marry him,'

She continued to badmouth Mr Schlossberg in the run-up to the wedding until Caroline put her foot down.

'Caroline finally told Jackie "I'm marrying him, like it or not. You don't even have to be there. But you won't see your grandchildren if you don't accept their father,"'

Jackie relented, but continued to call her new son-in-law an 'egghead' and an 'old fogey.'

R68's link does work.

That wedding pic is beyond tragic. Family Guy made a joke about 'lesbian shoes', this pic has it in spades.

[quote]Stephen Smith Jr., Jean Kennedy Smith's son, is rumored to be gay.

[quote]Michaela Kennedy Cuomo is bi and dating a women.

[quote]Those are the only ones I'm aware of.

Patrick Kennedy has been mentioned here in the past, despite being married to a woman.

R52

Wikipedia says she graduated in the top 10 percent. I can believe that. I can't believe she was one of the top ten students in her Columbia Law School class.

Are they blind? She looks nothing like her grandmother.

I can't believe she was one of the top ten students in her Columbia Law School class.

why? She's smart, both her parents were smart.

Didn’t her brother fail the bar multiple times?

R97

R97

Wikipedia says she was in the top 10 percent of her class. The top 10 students of any class at Columbia Law School are usually brilliant. Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg is not brilliant. You would know that if you heard her speak during a period when she was being considered by the governor of New York as a replacement for a New York State senator who left. She didn't do her homework about the state and she's an abysmal speaker, every interview discussed how many times she inserted "you know." I'm sure there are some interviews online.

Her mother was smart. I'm not sure how smart her father was.

Geeze Louise, not everyone who is very intelligent can speak fluently. Some can’t tie their shoes. One can know the law very well and not be very personable.

R98

I think JFK, Jr. failed the New York State bar exam twice. It was rumored that his mother removed him from his private elementary school, St. David's, because he was going to be made to repeat a grade. I believe there were some other academic hiccups. Without a doubt, losing one's father as a small child and being exposed to the extent the Kennedy children were was difficult but I get tired of people acting as if they're amazingly bright and hard working when they're not. JFK, Jr. definitely was relying on his looks and charm. Caroline could have made a better showing when she was being considered as a replacement for senator if she had bothered to learn something about New York State and done some media training. David Kennedy (the one who died from a drug overdose) did no work for a class at Harvard and still got a B because his professor felt sorry for him.

R100

You do not graduate as one of the top 10 Columbia Law School grads of your year without being an agile and compelling speaker. What do you think lawyers do? They make arguments, often orally.

R102

She apparently said "you know" over 100 times in a 30 minute interview. This was typical.

R102 On T.V.

I think she's intelligent, but nerves get the better of her when there's press around.

R104

You may find this hard to believe as you don't seem to know anything about the practice of law, but lawyers make arguments through speech all the time: to their colleagues, to opposing counsel on phone calls, in meetings, in hearings, and in trials if they are litigators. It is rare to find a successful lawyer who can't express himself or herself. They are professionally articulate.

I think 🤔 she’s probably very intelligent but having your parents be 2 of the most famous people in the world has given her a huge aversion & suspicion of the press.

The Law was for her, not the Senate.

R105

I didn't say she wasn't intelligent. I said the other person who said she was one of the top 10 grads in law school was wrong. That person misread the Wikipedia entry. But in any event, would any ordinary person who spoke like that be considered a replacement for a New York State senator? Of course not. But she could have done some preparation. Apparently, her father didn't start out as a great public speaker. But he worked at it and I'm sure he listened to the briefings that experts gave him.

I have a feeling all the 'you knows' was a nervous thing. She probably has a little PTSD or a nervous condition, perhaps she is triggered by the media, I don't think it's a reflection of her intelligence.

R106 Everyone in my family is a lawyer, you must be a fucking genius!

R107

I think you're confused. Gov. David Patterson was considering appointing her to a vacancy after a New York State senator left. The NY1 interview is from that period. If you want to be a public servant, you can't be uncomfortable with the press and you have to communicate clearly.

R110

You don't sound like a lawyer, or like you've paid attention to what the other members of your family do if you think that oral communication skills aren't essential. This is silly.

Ladies, you're both insufferable cunts! And Caroline Kennedy doesn't give a rat's ass what a group of old fags on a trashy gay gossip site think of her!

And you are being silly if you don’t understand that it’s an extremely wonkish profession where you can make yourself very clear forever on paper but you MAY sound somewhat like Caroline Kennedy if you ever speak to the media.

Well, Rose did just get married...so I suppose there's that. But those DM picture...interesting. But I don't really care that's she's gay or straight, but this chick has all the advantages in the world & doesn't really appear to be doing anything.

Related note: I wonder whatever happened to that completely bonkers daughter of RFK Jr that threatened/bullied the NYMag journalists & acted like a total loon, even by Kennedy standards. I picture her being locked up in some Magdalene Sisters style laundry doing hard labor, which is probably for the best. Though I think it may be impossible to make RFK Jr look worse than he already is.

For whatever it's worth, I don't think young Jack is gay, but he's a *huge* momma's boy, so his heart will always belong to Mummy, not any other man or woman.

She might look like Jackie, but does she have grace?

R115 I think that was Jeb Bush’s daughter

Caroline Kennedy does not have the charisma to ever win elected office. An Ambassadorship is the right fit for her.

A good lawyer does not at all, necessarily, make a good politician

Can we all just be real for a minute, Jackie O was not beautiful, she was not exotically pretty, she was not particularly attractive. She was graceful, refined, and impeccably composed. But stop on the beauty thing.

And yes, the granddaughter looks like her, poor girl.

R113

The issues are accuracy, reading comprehension, and not treating somewhat ordinary people like demigods. I don't hate the Kennedys; I am sick of their accomplishments being inflated and their flaws being ignored. I knew people who knew Caroline Kennedy or went to school with her. You can imagine the gushing, awed tones they used to describe her. She sounded like a nice enough person with them but I never heard them say she was exceptionally smart. On occasion, I'd see her walking around. She was always aloof.

R118

Yes, everyone knows that the way you get a U.S. ambassadorship to a major country is by being a loyal contributor to the president's party and having status of some sort. I'm sure she's fine in that role.

R120

I think Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis was pretty. Some people would make comments about her eyes being too far apart, etc., but she definitely had allure. And she was smart and cultured.

R121 yes, allure, smart, cultured… I concede as much. A damn fine prize. Not pretty, conventionally or un.

And yes, her eyes looked like they were floating off her head.

R115

[quote]For whatever it's worth, I don't think young Jack is gay, but he's a *huge* momma's boy, so his heart will always belong to Mummy, not any other man or woman.

Just like his uncle.

R111

The other thing that pissed me off is why she would think it was appropriate for her to start her political career as an appointed senator from one of the largest and most important states in the U.S. Why not run for Congress first? Even City Council? Not glamorous enough, I guess. I think she had not voted during several past elections. I'm sure she was flattered that the NYS governor was considering her, but she could have dismissed the idea at the start. During her tour of the state, she would go to events and not really connect with the people who showed up to see her because of her family's name and their fond memories of her father.

It's funny how people are stressing the importance of eloquence when serving in Congress considering some of the characters that are in there now. 2009 was a loooooong time ago. Caroline Kennedy is Stephen Douglas and Abraham Lincoln combined compared to the some of the yahoos serving in Congress today.

[quote]why she would think it was appropriate for her to start her political career as an appointed senator from one of the largest and most important states in the U.S.

A New York Senate seat is not particularly important. It’s a reliable Blue seat that can easily be won by anyone with a D after their name.

R125 you mean Hershel Walker isn’t eloquent?

That man couldn’t find a clue with 2 hands and a flashlight, but it looks like he’s going to take it.

R126

[quote]A New York Senate seat is not particularly important. It’s a reliable Blue seat that can easily be won by anyone with a D after their name.

Sez you.

R125

You aren't wrong. But that's why it's a delight to hear Secretary Pete speak. I hope he has a great political future.

R89, Stephen Smith, Jr. is odd looking.

R94, Before he married and while his powerful father was still alive to protect him if he got caught, Patrick could often be found cruising rest areas along MA and RI highways for anonymous hookups.

R92 he may well be an egghead fogey but Jackie never had anything kind to say about anyone. She was very judgemental. Listen to those tapes where she insults everyone from MLK to Charles de Gaulle.

R117 No. If wasn't. I believe her name was Kara or something with a K but she was Robert Kennedy's daughter. She came across as a massively unstable bitch with Trump levels of narcissism. Apparently had all the time in the world to harass journalists.

R132

When the news broke that Jackie said unflattering things about MLK, Jr., one of my 70-ish relatives was livid. MLK, Jr. is like a saint to some Black people. I told her she had to consider that this was after the FBI released tapes about MLK, Jr.'s infidelities. As JFK was cheating on Jackie left and right, she probably wasn't too sympathetic to another adulterer who was being held up as a moral paragon.

R132

She was a smart, sophisticated, well-educated, well-traveled, cheated-upon woman who as a Kennedy Wife and the First Lady was expected to be seen and not heard. I'll [italic]bet[/italic] she was judgmental.

R134 “MLK, Jr. is like a saint to some Black people”

Newsflash, blacks don’t have a monopoly on that sentiment

Jackie O was a cunt privately, so was Barbara Bush Sr, Nancy Reagan…etc It was every woman of a certain age with a pedigree

R136

My point, which I think was clear, was that as a Black person, my relative felt especially betrayed by Jackie's criticism of MLK, Jr.

^^ the alma mater says a lot. The Seven Sisters were basically a cloistered cuntery. They still can be to a degree

R138

So you don't like smart women? It's true that in their earliest years the Seven Sister schools had a lot of wealthy, privileged predominantly white, Christian women as students. They were the women whose families could afford that kind of education. But many of them were still intelligent and capable and those colleges have educated thousands of women from broader backgrounds since then.

DL's olds still think the Seven Sisters and the Ivies are bastions of WASP privilege. It hasn't been that way for about three generations now.

^says the Legacy admit…trying to cover their own ass

R139 I’m in my 30s. 2 of my 3 sisters and my HS gf attended them. I love smart women but not raging self possessed bitches. My girls were great, but I spent a lot of time there. Still cunteries, it’s just now it’s of the hyper conscious oppression is everywhere the men are coming for you, variety. Oh, and the blue bloods. No one is taking their spot away.

Do we have any engagement or wedding photos floating around ?

R115/R133 It sounds like you're talking about Kyra Kennedy,, Bobby's younger daughter. She has a reputation for being something of a wild child. She has always seemed a bit troubled since her mother, Bobby's second wife, committed suicide 10 years ago.

Jackie adored Tom Carney, Caroline’s longtime boyfriend before Schlossberg.

That’s because Jackie undoubtedly had something against Jews too. A woman of her age/class and all that. But she was young enough to tolerate it. The Kennedy’s always kept a few Heebs around, for optics and to be au courant

Tom Carney was very Kennedy-esque. He fit very well into their family. Supposedly, he broke it off with Caroline 'cause he couldn't handle the pressure of dating such a high-profile person.

Jackie had nothing against the Jews, R146. Her longtime romantic companion, Maurice Tempelsman, is very much Jewish and they were together for like twenty years until she died.

Btw, Maurice Tempelsman is still very much alive at the ripe old age of 93 years old.

Caroline was not pleased that Maurice briefly dated Joan Rivers after Jackie died.

R134 that may be an explanation but I was just struck by how immensely negative and belittling she was towards almost everyone she knew. And some she hadn't even met personally. Jackie just seemed quite snide to me, stylish as she was. Though I'm sure she was still less of a bitch than Nancy Reagan, haha.

R136 you seem bizarrely resentful of what was really a benign comment. R134 didn't claim that any group has a monopoly on feelings.

I do agree that most of the first ladies were bitchy in private.

R79 Mummy liked him. I couldn't stand a.

R140

I'm old. I don't think of them that way.

R152 John-John called him a. Thought Ed a pretentious snob.

R152 John-John called him a. Thought Ed a pretentious snob.

R151

Thank you. Of course, I understand that MLK, Jr. was well-loved by many people, in the U.S., and around the world.

What does Muriel have against the name..?

A

[quote]I do agree that most of the first ladies were bitchy in private.

I'm quite sure I don't know what you're talking about.

R155

I read that JFK, Jr. was never called "John-John." JFK called out to his son: "John! ... John!" and a photographer misheard. That makes me feel better about the Kennedys because John-John is one stupid nickname.

Piss off Muriel and take him with ya...

I just hope when I visit I can get a nice decent moist slice of banana loaf with maybe a dollop of fresh cream

(Air fryer lightly warmed)

I agree, a dry and/or unimaginative Banana Bread could sink the restaurant

R159 Rubbish. Both his Aunt Lee Radziwill and his Nanny called him John-John in print. Jackie freaked out when it got out and had Pierre Salinger concoct that story for the press. He hated the nickname as he got older. When Ed Schlossberg called him John-John he almost punched him out. That's when JFK Jr started calling Ed... A.

BREAKING: DL has been purchased by Ed Schlossberg aka..

Don't know if this is an accurate link for the fancy restaurant with no prices listed on the menu or website.

[quote]She met Mr Schlossberg, now 66

He's 72.

R166

And she's 65.

What happened to the hot Mr Carney?

R137 But did your relative feel especially, especially betrayed by a philandering Preacher Icon?

She’s better looking than Jackie. No great beauty, but not nearly as odd looking. Does she have Jackie’s massive drag queen hands and feet?

And she’s got no chest. None whatsoever. That and the dour, pissy expression, is she trans?

FTMs are so angry all the time. MTFs just say to hell with it and talk about their Barbie pouches all the time (to an unwilling and horrified audience).