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“Terror Train” (2022) remake is OUT NOW!

You can watch it on Tubi!

I just finished it. While it’s not as creepy as the original, it’s on par with most modern slashers, where gore and violence replace atmosphere and tension. It’s actually well done, outside of the lead actress who plays Alana. She’s fine until it’s time for her to be scared etc. you can literally see her acting. What a limited actress. She’s good at being sweet or annoyed/upset but scared, NOPE. Everyone else was fine though.

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by Anonymousreply 16October 24, 2022 9:58 AM

The only question, is the new Hart Bochner as hot?

by Anonymousreply 1October 23, 2022 9:49 PM

R1 you mean Doc? Hart is the actor. Not the character.

This is him

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by Anonymousreply 2October 23, 2022 9:52 PM

R2 Oh no shit, this thread will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 3October 23, 2022 9:57 PM

This is what he means.

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by Anonymousreply 4October 23, 2022 9:58 PM

And this.

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by Anonymousreply 5October 23, 2022 9:58 PM

Neither of those shots is from Terror Train…

by Anonymousreply 6October 23, 2022 10:00 PM

[quote]this thread will end in tears

ALL DATALOUNGE THREADS END IN TEARS!

by Anonymousreply 7October 23, 2022 10:01 PM

OP The only thing anyone liked about the awful terror Train was the truly beautiful Hart Bochner. So, unless the new Hart is as hot as the old Hart, (which, judging from the photo, he is not), nobody cares. Now.

by Anonymousreply 8October 23, 2022 10:06 PM

[quote]hart forever in my ass

I'm gonna need the occasional "call of nature" breaks r6.

by Anonymousreply 9October 23, 2022 10:10 PM

R8 speak for yourself. I enjoyed the 1980 movie. Maybe YOU only cared about Hart in his scenes, but that isn’t everyone. Learn to speak for yourself. You don’t speak for everyone.

by Anonymousreply 10October 23, 2022 10:12 PM

Also, the pics you posted of Hart aren’t even from Terror Train.

by Anonymousreply 11October 23, 2022 10:12 PM

R11 Oh, are you retarded?

by Anonymousreply 12October 23, 2022 10:16 PM

R12 what is retarded about stating the pics you posted of him aren’t from the movie being discussed? They aren’t.

by Anonymousreply 13October 23, 2022 10:23 PM

Why do they always cast remakes with bland hotties?

by Anonymousreply 14October 23, 2022 11:59 PM

The “hotties” of the 1980 movie were just as bland

by Anonymousreply 15October 24, 2022 12:29 AM

I can’t get over how meh the lead is

by Anonymousreply 16October 24, 2022 9:58 AM
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