It happens to all of us...

Lol... who is that in the photo?

If someone posted that left photo of me they would be dead to me.

R1 Ronan F on the far left and the right.

R2 Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman posted it.

Frank is rolling in his grave.

What is the opposite of a butter face? Is he a butter body because his face is better than fine?

Still so waxen. Still so ghastly. Even Mia looks better.

Hope he got some from the tall drink of hot chocolate.

Sarandon doesn't seem to care that she often looks like the park, pigeon lady.

I still don't understand why Ronan looks like a different person in every photo he takes.

He must have just gotten back from a vacation cruise. An "all you can eat" one.

He'd look better if his clothes fit.

I look awkward in selfies, but when caught unawares, I look fine. I could never be a model, because I can't pose to save my life!

He needs a coat like Susan's, something flashy.

Is that cunt Susan Sarandon on the right?

Ronan can have all the plastic surgery he wants but MIA IS BITCH!

Ronan looks like Aegon Targaryen.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFAG

R13 How did you discover this website, Soon-Yi?

At first glance I thought Nicolas Fairford had let himself go.

[Quote]It happens to all of us...

Yes, but not many people look a different gender.

Wow, it's like some sort of sad funhouse mirror. Hot guy vs. aging lesbian.

He looks very frau-y. That shirt is very unfortunately unflattering.

Ooof! Is she transing?

A tucked in turtleneck WITH pedal pushers…it’s like Sandra Dee was dropped on her head and bounced

…twice.

Who is the fat sorority sister on the far left?

Has she just emerged from a month of crying jags and a steady diet of nothing but Häagen-Daz and microwave popcorn after her gay boyfriend dumped her, yet again?

You guys are mean!

this photo should be on the lesbian haunted house thread

That fag is NOT my fuckin son!

I think he has a case against his hairdresser.

Paging the Womanly Ass Troll!

It's really crazy how little he resembles himself depending on the angle and distance from the camera.

This face is the missing link!

Ronan's feet are tiny! He's not proportionate at all really but he's highly intelligent and has a good face. That picture on the left is just odd to me what for his tiny feet.

Who's his wigmaker?

Is that one of the Go-Gos?

He’s dressed like a womon.

Why is that?

R31 He also has teeny tiny puppet hands. I noticed it first during an interview when he was waving them around like little marionette hands and I thought I was having a stroke and seeing things.

I think he has some kind of condition. He is a smart guy, and I think his odd physicality is probably a blessing in a way, humbling for someone who otherwise has it all.

He's using some kind of filters or app to change his look in the selfies.

Shit, he’s a FTM!!!!!!!

I think Fortune Feimster looks great @ r1, with her weight loss and that kicky new hairdo! Good for her!

And you guys made fun of the cockgobbler and his gay belt.

A decent haircut and clothes that fit properly would do wonders for him. He can’t pull of that longer hair, it just looks greasy on him.

[quote]I still don't understand why Ronan looks like a different person in every photo he takes.

I feel the same about Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.

I wish Ryan Murphy had cast him as Jasper in The Watcher. Ronan would have been perfect and he could work alongside his mother.

i think she's inherited Woody's autism

[quote]He'd look better if his clothes fit.

Im short like Ronan...when you are that short any tucked-in shirts look terrible, unless you have absolutely no gut. Especially sweaters and polo shirts, they just make you look lumpy. he doesn't really have a huge gut but the way his body is shaped. The pants are a no too

perhaps he has got Woodys autism, aspies never have any dress sense

he has breasts and a beer gut, he looks like an ancient fertility statue

^ Bitch stole my look!!!

I'm just looking at his feet - I've never been a Mia fan but really, Mia? Foot-binding?

He looks like a combination of Mia and Letty Aronson there.

he's a pretentious, patronizing, condescending, entitled dickhead

His legs look so out of proportion with his torso. Where does one even buy a ribbed turtleneck nowadays?

Does he still do journalism? Or " journalism" I should say.

Where does one even buy a ribbed turtleneck nowadays

He gets them from Diane Keaton, who is still friends with Woody

His feet are really tiny.

Tiny hands, tiny feet. Any Sizemeat Verificata?

Why is he wearing two different sneakers?

"I think Ronan looks fabulous."

Tiny hands!

Hormone therapy?

Y'all are harsh! Anyway, he looks like he gains and loses weight easily. Agree with all the clothing comments though.

R46 But people see this in his selfies

He's got more booty than I would have guessed.

[quote]Looking better in selfies than in candid photos taken by others...

This is exactly why I decline impromptu photos, especially in horrible office lighting or in someone's dim home where you just look terrible. And around the holidays, forget about it. Everyone has an extra 5 pounds on that makes you look bloated.

I was trying to break down Ronan's look in op's photo, piece by piece, and there are just so many things wrong with it.

Starting with the hair, it's a very odd length. Too long to do something nice with it, but not long enough to do more with it. He definitely needs a new style for his hair

Then there's the turtleneck. What a horrid color! It's this drab and muted blue. It's also too tight, and why in the hell would you tuck in a turtleneck sweater? No one does that!

And then the pants. Also too tight. And too short. They're also bunched up, from top to bottom. If I'm not mistaken, they have a "Dickies" label on the back, near the but. NO. Just, no.

Finally, we have those jogging shoes. They're just tragic! They look clean and new, but altogether just WRONG.

None of the pieces in this ensemble go together.

It's like putting a xylophone together with a trumpet and banjo. Together, they sound horrible!

Ronan's outfit? Same thing.

It’s his lips. They are too perfect to be real. Everything else is fine.

R51, don’t do him a disservice by putting journalism in quotes. He’s broken a lot of good stories—more so than those talking heads on networks that like to call themselves journalists.

She's getting to be a rather full-figured gal, no?

Are ya pregganent?

“Stop eating Soon Yi’s feelings!”

Susie Sarandon is 100 years old and looks quite good. Miss thing, wow. Crix belly without the Crix! And you can SEE the odd proportion of his lower legs where they were surgically lengthened.

Well, that's him OFF by Christmas card list!

Goddamn it, "my" Christmas card list. I'm crying as I type.

someone show him where the husky department at sears is located.

huge cock, supposedly

Quite big tits.

He needs to find a better lip injectionist and maybe better hair, but otherwise I like his looks.

That turtleneck though, oof.

Yeah the way he is dressed on the pic on the left does him no favours, the turtleneck makes him look like he got no neck for starters. But he is still beautiful

Is that Lea Michelle standing next to Ronan Fraurow?

Someone earlier was asking what happened to Sherry Stringfield.

I like Mia and Ronan but he needs new clothes.

She's got big tits, but she's also getting fat.

R8, it's because not every picture taken of him is improved with make up, diffuse lighting, special filters and Photoshop. He appears to be handsome whenever he is wearing heavy make up and stands in the right light (then again, who wouldn't?), but without "enhancements" he looks like a very plain Polish nun.

This is very much a case of fiction being infinitely better than reality, and everyone looking better on television/social media.

Do turtlenecks flatter any man?

Is he on the spectrum?

R77, ouch! That hurts like a paper cut.

This is one odd looking man. He looks post sexual, like something out of a Sci fi movie.

[Quote]Paging the Womanly Ass Troll!

That troll is currently busy in a Matt Damon thread. I'm standing in for him.

[quote] “Stop eating Soon Yi’s feelings!”

Here my feelings:

MIA IS BITCH.

I honestly thought that was Sally Fields on the right. I never realized how mush she and Sarandon look alike.

OP It's called an APP dear.

He has Frank’s eyes.

His hair is too limp and fine to wear so long at that age, and the cheap dye job and highlights are obvious. He looks like a suburban mom.

She's a mess!

If he still wants to look as hot as he once did, he needs to:

1) Lose 15-20 lbs.

2) Get his hair cut short ASAP

3) Stop dyeing his hair (or at least spend more money and go to a better colorist)

4) Dress better.

And in that order.

[quote] Well, that's him OFF by Christmas card list!

From the looks of him, that bitch ate his Christmas card list.

I do wanna know why him and Jon broke up

I’m distracted by his fat suit.

Who posted "him and john"? OUT!

Mmm r97, your tone gave me a little shiver!

To quote my dear, departed mother, "his hair needs a good shaping"

I've chatted with him before. He's perfectly nice.

Does he still use male pronouns?

Is Sophistication Needed?

What Becomes a She-Male Most?

MIss Gurl needs to stay away from knitwear for several lifetimes.

So he’s just a liar then?

First of all, I judge him for hanging around with Susan Sarandon. Second, he's not necessarily unattractive, but he looks as if he's assembled from different parts. Given the size of those tits, one could speculate he's transitioning. I don't think he is, but still...

When a couple is Looks Discordant, the fat one will always be more of an influence on the prettier one (rather than vice versa). He’s basically turning into a blonde version of his husband.

[quote]I do wanna know why him and Jon broke up

What? When did this happen?

Could you imagine swiping right because of the selfie…and then watching in horror as the thing on the left saunters up to your table?

I didn't realize Ronan was so lumpy.

Is there any of us that has a group of pictures to post and selects the worst one? If so I would like to hear from you.

That leg surgery sounds horrifically painful.

He's a star child and so it should be *least* disappointing to know he's a starfucker as compared with Anderson and Don, but his reporting did more than Anderson and Don's and dozens of other reporters' work put together.

He confuses me. He did the MeToo thing relentlessly and he seemed entirely serious about it.

Since it came and went, he's been making the rounds as he shows on Instagram hanging out with stars like Sarandon and the Drag Race franchise, including JBC, RuPaul, Jinkx Monsoon. He and Jinkx confessed they are becoming close friends in real life of Jinkx's podcast and Jinkx repeatedly 'reminded' Ronan that he has an open relationship.

There's nothing wrong with Ronan being a sexual being. Obviously we all are. But I find it a little confounding that he posts so much innuendo on Instagram and seems to use IG to attract basic Instahos and flirt publicly in borderline vulgar ways sometimes given the MeToo thing. Or maybe I am less thrown by his behavior than by guys who would go to the MeToo Man with sexual advances.

I dunno. He's fine. He calls himself a nerd and also posts a lot about video games. And then he posts selfies looking like a male model. But occasionally we see candids and realize he is a big squishy nerd after all.

Me too, R100!!!

Whoops. This was meant for R114.

It's the ill-fitting pants

YouTube viewers can see it plainly. And yes, they really do still follow and like one another's posts on Instagram.

This sweater and the pants are both a bad idea. On almost everybody.

R108 They broke up in May

Looking more and more like grandma every day!

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Yeah, that’s a no from me, dawg

He could be Sinatra’s son. They have the same skinny legs.

I saw him years ago in DC and he was gorgeous. He was dressed like a young, preppy college student and was slim and just unbelievably good looking. This was right before his MSNBC fiasco (I think it was MSNBC?) and people did not generally know him, but he turned heads from women and men.

I just think, like the rest of us, he’s getting old.

I think she's transitioning.

Tucking in a sweater is never a good idea.

He looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman in Boogie Nights.

R127 beat me to it!

Quite big tits. Will Ronan become Romy?

Aren’t his ankles cold?

Floods.

I am surprised that he’s single…he and his partner seemed like they were in it for keeps.

R131 Yeah it seemed kinda out of nowhere

R132 I wonder if there were fidelity issues…

In it for keeps, R131? Look at Ronan's upbringing, there's no WAY he'd be able to sustain a healthy relationship.

When her DMs and other info comes out in time, it’s all over. She’s a predator too, so the hypocrisy being exposed will be extra juicy.

I’m not sure what would be worse growing up in Mississippi with a homophobic macho father who just wouldn’t talk or with a liberal loon like Mia with some really fucked up sexual hangups. Mia made modern sexual persecution a sport.

Do you think he was fingerbanging Dylan too??? 😱

No but Mizz Thang loves her a twink and that marriage was definitely never closed.

Look at the face in the fat pic...its obviously photo shopped onto the body.

R133 no idea but I would imagine they were open considering Ronan follows every thirsty twink on instagram and didn't hide it. Signs do post to Jon being the one to end things though which I never would have expected.

R140 she doesn’t just follow, she’s like a twink bloodhound and sends you a little innocent message first to assess the situation then the grooming begins. She’s no different than many of the men she writes about. I’m surprised it’s not story. If someone dug a little deeper they’d find out.

R141 Not surprised, someone on twitter posted about them sending thirsty DMs to younger guys, so this is not the first I've heard of it.

He's a creep and I'm glad Jon dumped his ass.

Is all this about his relationship being over in the public domain?

Someone needs to dig into this, it’s about time Mia & Co got their comeuppance for all the falsehoods they’ve spread to feel superior.

R144 No it hasn't been confirmed by either of them but the fans of them have noticed because they haven't been together in months and there was some unfollowing by friends and family done.

His brassiere has failed him.

Perhaps a molded cup would help with those “issues.”

I guess he’s just eating the ravioli right out of the can at this point.

R146 “fans”? Who the fuck is a Ronan Farrow fan?

R149 Jon Lovett has fans because of his podcast

who has more money at this point, Jon or Ronan? I'd guess the latter

I wonder who got the house? I think they upgraded from that one.

Is that some kind of small ore refinery building in r151?

I didn't know the Mummy's Little Boy Whose Big Head Hurt Mummy So Much Coming Out had decided to go ahead with the breast implants so soon in the hormone therapy.

Mummy's Little Boy knows not to have secrets.

Twisted r154…

More, please…

Here's the new house.

It seems odd to break up 2 months after buying a house for $7 million.

I look good in the mirror and random pictures that people take of me when I'm not looking, but something happens when I attempt to take a selfie that causes extreme fugliness.

It distorts the proportions of the face, I understand, R158. Makes the centre disproportionately large.

Really looking forward to him being exposed as the sleaze he is. Jon deserves better.

r1 r3 Mia Farrow's and Woody Allen's son. As if we should know.

Jon is fug.

Why doesn’t he take a DNA test and settle the Woody/Frank thing once and for all?

Is he really a sex pest? That would be depressing.

I look handsome in selfies but not anywhere else- especially group shots.

R162 yeah but at least he doesn't seem to harass random twinks

[quote] Why doesn’t he take a DNA test and settle the Woody/Frank thing once and for all?

Maybe he has, and the results said Woody.

We don't know that he is harassing anyone.

R167 BELIEVE ALL TWINKS!!!

I’m waiting for the horror stories, a la John Travolta…

He is Woody’s son. He didn’t get those brains from Frankie.

He got them from Mia and her family, r170. He does not have an iota of generic appearance to Woody. Not even a drop.

Oops meant genetic at r171.

He looks like the rebooted Chucky doll.

[quote] He is Woody’s son. He didn’t get those brains from Frankie.

Brains? lmao

[quote] Maybe he has, and the results said Woody.

Doubtful. You think he asked them for DNA samples? No way Woody is his father.

I'd wager someone that graduated college at 15 is above above average intelligence.

Agreed r176. Ronan appears to have extraordinary intelligence. You don’t graduate college at that age because your parents are famous. It’s pretty much on merit.

Why would Mia deliberately deceive Woody about something like that? They both sound so horrible. She lied to him about Ronan and he cheated on her with her adopted daughter…Soon Yi sounds like a right cunt herself. What a fucked up clan.

R152 they used to own a bungalow off of melrose but sold that before buying this.

Ronan has moobs and a gut like a 65 year old man.

Is that Kate McKinnon in the OP? So she hangs with Susan Sarandon after she quit SNL?

Did that lesbian in blue get top surgery?

[quote]It seems odd to break up 2 months after buying a house for $7 million.

Wait, who broke up?

It's crazy, because his latest Instagram pic (not a selfie) he looks hot.

"extraordinary intelligence," R177? Did you watch him on MSNBC? He was a precocious kid, but an Intellectual he ain't.

Frank Sinatra almost died from diverticulitis in November 1986. He had major intestinal surgery then (in Los Angeles) and in January 1987; he wasn't impregnating anybody after that ordeal. Mia was in New York during this period shooting and re-shooting Woody's movie, September, as she recounted in her autobiography. There is no way, logistically or medically, that Sinatra is Ronan's father.

R185, did you graduate college at 15, get a law degree and a doctorate? Also a Rhodes scholar.

Selfies are the weirdest thing. I get it, we may take them out of curiosity, but why are people not utterly ashamed to post them? The vanity they convey is beyond lame and embarrassing.

'Ronna Sinatra' has a certain ring to it!

I like having nice tits.

I like having tits in an ugly blue tucked-in turtleneck sweater.

Happens a lot when meeting hookups from Grindr in person

R186, no, but I didn't have a smothering parent who alienated me from my father, sent me to a therapist for being gay, and slept in my bed until I was 10 years old. Had that been the case, I might have construed good grades/positive feedback from teachers as the only worthwhile thing in life in the absence of healthy relationships and actual friends.

Earning consecutive degrees like Ronan is mostly a sign of obedience and determination than innate brilliance. How is earning a law degree impressive if you don't practice law for a single day or don't bring your advanced legal knowledge to bear on other contexts? What's the point of a PhD, which anyone who craps out ~200 pages of academese can get, if you don't become a scholar? His career is based on being Mia and Woody's son, not because he's the next Stephen Hawking. He just wants to hang out with celebrities and get laid after what I can only imagine was a hellish childhood. Good for him, but that's hardly impressive or unusual.

R191, are you really trying to convince us that multiple degrees is only a sign of obedience and determination, and not intelligence? Really??

R186 did Ronan pass the Bar?

I know he’s never passed by a Twink bar he didn’t go in.

R191, you are a jealous cunt.

ChooChoo 😭

Ronan passed the NY bar exam.

I had no idea that Jon and Ronan split.

Why did they split? Who got the house? Who got the kids?

Ronan should have an aged out twink tea party with Nicolas Fairford.

Yes, who got a $6,7 million house after 2 months?

It's Rosemary's baby, all grown up. I bet he/she gets that a lot. He's starting to look like Rosemary, minus the man breasts.

I see no package. Who stole his package?

Is he really transitioning?

He looks like fat Chelsea manning.

Call me Ronita

What's wrong with liking twinks? Are they under 18 or something? If not: So what? Who cares? He's allowed to flirt with twinks. Unless they're minors or he's Bill Cosby-ing them.

Correct me if I'm wrong, R206, but Miss Farrow's work has often dealt with power differentials between rich and sleazy old men and less well-off young women. If he's replicating the same dynamics that he's been "exposing", that would be of note.

R189 holy shit.

W&W.

[quote]I honestly thought that was Sally Fields on the right

Oh, dear.

R207 he absolutely plays the “I’m a celebrity” card. DMing from his blue checkmark account.

I think we need a DNA test, is Lisa Rinna his mother or Mia?

I just cannot believe that Woody Allen is Ronan's biological father.

Someone asked earlier if there’s such a thing as Ronan Farrow fans, and the answer is yes, but they’re a tiny and particularly sad subset of the frau community.

weird r213

Better styling?

Thank you, OP!

He looks like a lesbian

He’s trying to do the grey sweatpants bulge?

Is Ronan fat or just oddly shaped?

That's Constance Zimmer next to the pregnant Ronan.

He’s like if you put a Disney prince through a fun house mirror. All the pieces are there but not quite right.

R221 The tannis root his mother took while pregnant did some things.

R215 That’s Frank Sinatra’s son

It's not. Frank was in poor health and had reportedly had a vasectomy at the time Ronan was born.

Ronan looks like Mia, who looks like her father John Farrow, who bore a more than passing resemblance to Sinatra because Mia had daddy issues.

Ronan also had Woody's nose, which he altered, and he has Woody's eye color, which he changes with contacts.

Ronan's high IQ comes from Woody, who for all of his weirdness is a brilliant guy. He did NOT get those brains from Mia or from Frank Sinatra.

People of average intelligence can have highly intelligent children. It happens a lot.

He looks like a menopausal woman in that photo on the left--so bloated.

His father is Frank Sinatra, he pretends?

Looks more like Frank Furters.

He did pass the bar exam in New York. I am surprised by the Rhodes scholarship as there has to be an athletic component of the application for the scholarship. His father was athletic and ran track in high school. I wonder what type of sport Ronan played.

Gurrllllllllll

R228, Rhodes scholars do not need to be athletes.

Love the nice view of Ronan's restored hairline in the close up.

He is a good looking guy but that outfit is awful and the trainers - yech. He also needs to cut his hair. He does look like he is transitioning here.

Possibly the worst outfit I’ve ever seen.

His legs are too thin from what I can see…is his ass flat?

"Here comes Ronan again."

"Are you going to give him the nonprofit executive bleached blonde job again?"

"It's what he wants."

"Have you told him it's not flattering?"

"Honestly, I think when he looks in the mirror, he *does* see a middle-aged executive lady looking back."

"Weird."

"Yeah. Except he is always sending me pics emphasizing his bulge."

*laughs* "So, like, a Caitlyn Jenner nonprofit exec?"

"Exactly! Shh! He's coming in. Ronan!! Gurrrrrl! You look great, AS ALWAYS!"

r91 perfect description of his hair. Its not thick enough to pull off that length. A haircut alone would do wonders. He changes his look quite often so I expect him to be back to short hair

The simper in the picture on the left is what's most offensive to me.

In the OP shot, if he looked at himself in the mirror that day before going into work and thought "oh yeah, I look good", then there's something terribly wrong with that boy's medulla oblongata.

He was never hot @R93

R230

Did the eligibility requirements change? I remember when every Rhodes Scholar had a sport on his or her resume. The Marshall Scholarship was the one that was based purely on academic achievement.

A high concentration of antisocial personality disorder on this forum of self-hating incel quislings. Fascinating but quite scary

R241 learned some words and thinks they make sense in her parroting them.

Public preening is ugly.

"Do I really have to be a varsity athlete to apply for a Rhodes Scholarship? No. In the past, it was expected that Rhodes Scholars would have attained high athletic achievements either with a college team or as an individual during their university career. Now, the Rhodes Trust asks that students demonstrate their “energy to use [their] talents to the full, as exemplified by fondness for and success in sports.” The key here is that you have an active lifestyle which embodies this notion of using your talents and gifts to the utmost."

[quote] Mr. Rhodes' Will contains four criteria by which prospective Rhodes Scholars are to be selected: literary and scholastic attainments; energy to use one's talents to the full; truth, courage, devotion to duty, sympathy for and protection of the weak, kindliness, unselfishness and fellowship; moral force of character and instincts to lead, and to take an interest in one's fellow beings.

From 2018:

[quote] A small army of Rhodes volunteers cover almost every university, providing face-to-face advice and encouragement to would-be scholars. One of the objectives has been to end the perceived stranglehold on the famous scholarship by white sport-loving men, an image driven by famous recipients such as prime ministers Bob Hawke and Tony Abbott. "We are trying to even up the process," says Hughes-Warrington, who in 1992 became Tasmania's second female Rhodes Scholar and is now a deputy vice-chancellor at ANU. "The stereotype is a male who plays rugby and wants to be PM. Young people just don't assume that it could be for them. We want it to be Australia's scholarship." Not everyone approves of dropping the sporting requirement, which was specified by founder Cecil Rhodes, a British-South African politician and mining magnate, along with the requirement only men were eligible. Rhodes' emphasis of the benefits of sport was a distinct part of the program, and set it apart from many other scholarships that primarily rewarded academic success. Like some other Rhodes scholars of his generation, Peter King, who won his scholarship in 1970, opposes the change. A former federal MP who played rugby and ran middle distances at university, he disagrees that the sporting requirement was likely to discourage women from applying or promoted elitism. "It's not elitist and it's not biased and it isn't for men," he says of the scholarship. "Women are more likely to be active in sport and physical activity than men, especially in Australia where we have a wonderful history of amazing women. The women are the backbone of the nation."

That said, Ronan is a proud, elite Playstation 5 athlete.

UPDATE!!

He posted a gorgeous new selfie, so it's time for another side by side.

I'm not being mean. Just showing reality—beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and in the lighting and the camera angles and other glamours. It doesn't mean it's not real. It's just malleable.

He is Frank’s son. Sorry.

Not sure if the rumors about is having his legs lengthened are true but his body looks odd. There's an odd ratio between his upper body and his legs.

Whose she?

Funny to come across this thread, as I’ve been stunned by how different Ronan has been looking in the pics he posts to Instagram. I wasn’t sure if he’s just using an app like Facetune or if he actually got plastic surgery, but his hotness has gone up tenfold in the past couple of weeks.

R250 = Mia Farrow.

I think his childhood issues with his gender and body dysmorphia have resurfaced.

R250 I think you mean down.

bump

He looks like a strong German lady who churns butter for a living.

I look great in every pic of me.

His grandfather, John Farrow.

He looks like he’s holding in a fart.

He looks like young Brad Pitt in the extreme close up selfies but then you see a full bod candid and, uh….🥴

[Quote]He looks like a strong German lady who churns butter for a living.

and consumes it

[quote] He looks like a strong German lady who churns butter for a living

So...a frau?

😂 Stay petty DL! 😂

Everything comes full circle. During Woody and Mia’s custody battle in the 90’s, wasn’t it revealed Ronan (then Satchel) was dealing with gender identity issues? Even though he spent a brief period as a pretty man, maybe he wants to spend the rest of his days as a homely woman…like his mom.

The Many Faces Of Ronan

He should use his connections to make a documentary about people who have faces that look like entirely different people from different vantage points. I'd watch it.

Ronan, when he was known as Sasha , was so effeminate that he was initially diagnosed as gender identity disorder

He single handedly crashed the turtleneck market.

He'd swiftly become the world's most insufferable lesbian if he transitioned, which would probably thrill Mia. I can't decide if he's heading down that path or if he's merely destined to morph into Dr. Fredric Brandt.

He looks like a librarian at Smith.

Oy, I shoulda listened to my mutha! What has that wicked shiksa woman done to my beautiful boy Satchel!

During the custody trial it emerged that Mia and Woody were “alarmed” by Satchel’s (not Sasha, R266) predilection for Disney princesses and put him in therapy for being a little gayling. He was still a toddler. If you watch his failed MSNBC show you can see the moments where self-consciously tries to butch up his speech. It’s sad.

Mia was still pretending to be a “good Catholic” (she had to claim this in order to adopt Dylan, as her white trash Texas birth family insisted) and was a vehement anti-abortion activist until fairly recently.

I want to hear more about when Roman went by Satchmo.

Hasn’t he had three separate first names?

A naked-torso-under-coat-in-winter rooftop birthday party.

Thoughts?

Ewww!

Forget Sinatra. Jack Nicholson could be his father going by the visage at R274.

Lordy, this thread brought every nasty bitch in the holler to the gossip fence.