Christian McCaffery and Jimmy Garoppolo we'll be on the same team!

yeah, in my excitement I spelled his name wrong but you can't edit on DL. So suck it up

That’s some prime beef!

You can’t handle if tubbo Op. I’ll take care of them both.

Is that you, Nate?

So Jimmy, McCaffrey and Bosa will be showering together?

Xtian Trumpy and Olivia Culpo… three strikes and you’re out.

I love Garapolo. What a face! Josh Allen is my obsession gay crush.

Awesome to see diversity on the team.

Christian loves the bay area, has a lot of cumdumps there.

Is this going to be the new best looking team in the NFL?

Does this dude with the funny Italian last name have kids? Otherwise, you just know he's another closet case who could very well fuck CMC in the ass on the regular. And what's gonna happen to Kintin's castle in Charlotte? Is he gonna leave Mea Culpable in there, all alone bearding with another footballer? I'm sensing a breakup is right around the corner

Neither are known to me.

Yes, R10. And they play in the gay city. The gays are probably buying up tickets as we speak.

No they don’t play in a “gay city.” They play in Santa Clara, which is at the other end of the peninsula.

R14 Aren't they called the SAN FRANCISCO 69ers? 🙄

Santa Clara? Ewww! Horrible! 😱🤮💩

I do pity the poor closted player in that locker room who has to shower and walk around naked with Jimmy Garoppolo, Christian McCaffrey and Nick Bosa. He is gonna have rough year.

R17 He’s smelled their ripe farts.

Cm looks good in red!

He looks so tiny next to that tall gorgeous coach.

Which one of you A gays in SF is gonna get him first?

The team is full of hot. Even the coach and GM are hot. SF knows how to give the gays what they need to spend.

The coach is apparently 6'2', but CMC is 5'11' and that is DEFINITELY not a just a 3-inch difference there. I thought he was at least 6'10', which he probably is

r17 The closeted player is Christian himself!

Hadn’t Garopolo (or whatever his name is) been disappearing and playing terribly for a couple of years now? I don’t really care, I don’t give a shit about football.

McCaffrey is handsome, but he’s a pro athlete and young. I think he’s a fairly regular looking dude.

Garroppolo is gorgeous though. As long as he keeps himself up he’ll always be a handsome man.

Why do people think they are gay? Is this another DL delusion syndrome?

OMG both fuckers are gorgeous. Why isn't DL on this case?

r26 So, is he handsome or regular-lewking? An do you find Garoppolo ghewd-lewking or at least better-lewking?

This is the big time. The National Football League. Anal sex is only permitted if you are winning. Get a grip you guys.

THIS is "regular looking?"

Imagine a threesime with these two and Bosa.

R27, yes it totally is, especially by one poster who is obsessed with CMC.

TMZ did a poll. They are so shameless. I think Bosa is better looking than CMC, who is cute.

A slew of DL bottom sluts would run a train for the entire 49er team

It's so important to take care of the QB, make sure they're getting everything they need to win the game.

R32 throw in a hot twink and let them each take a turn too.

I would not throw Xtian out of bed or anything, but Jimmy is just on another level of hotness. Jimmy is everything.

That article is pretty funny at R33! The S.F. Forty-Finers & the Bae area. I voted for Jimmy. So did 70% of everyone else!

R38 Jimmy deserves a prize for winning!

R39, are you Christmas Moose?

I changed my mind Bosa and CMC are about equal. Jimmy is a whole different type. He looks like a real life Superman.

Who the F is Bosa? Sounds like a kind of cheese. 🧀

^A very slutty exhibitionist teammate.

R43 Now there's a guy I could get behind, or something.

You just don't get any more handsome than this. Look at that punim.

In some ways Jimmy’s looks work against him in the NFL.

R46 It didn't seem to hurt Brady.

The obvious answer is to have Bosa and McCaffrey wrestle in jockstraps. Winner decides who tops and gets the pleasure of serving Jimmy for the rest of the day.

R48 a 6’4” 265 pound lineman versus a 5’10” 205 pound running back would not be fair. To make it a more fair competition Christian McCaffrey would have to be covered in baby oil!

R49 I have this feeling that the positions would end up the same, no matter who won. Of course, glistening, oiled-up McCaffrey is always a yes.

R49 He's SO much bigger - what's a guy to do?

R51 hahahahaha!!!

r49 6'2' and 5'11', thank you

It's funny because, considering how racist and colorist Mrkans are, an olive-skinned guy like Jimmy wouldn't even be considered white hence attractive. Yet everyone on here is fawning over him

This pseudoItalian mobster-lewking dude is another one who's married but still childless. Another closet case I guess. Kintin will fit right in

Not to mention he looks way too old for his age, is probably even already graying. The only good thing about him is his smile

His pubes may be graying. But that thick Italian cock, pulsating and dripping with pre cum is hard to ignore.

r57 You're disgusting. Not to menion, aren't you worried that he might be uncut because of his ancestry? Which is a deal-breaker for people from the only country on Earth that routinely performs neonatal circumcision for no reason whatsoever?

r57 And it's most definitely not just his body hair that may be graying, but the hair on his head, too, judging from many pics of him. Which is definitely NOT normal at 31, especially having Italian genes that are supposed to make you look younger than your age

R58 Jimmy is a young American male. He is circumsized. He didn't just arrive here on a ship. JFC!

r60 And be proud of that. ONLY COUNTRY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WESTERN WORLD!

r60 Not to mention I doubt he is: Italians are not, just like the whole rest of Europeans, Latin Americans, Australians and most Asians. And he has Italian origin, so... Have you slept with him to be sure that he is?

I am sure. I just checked. He is tired from the game tonight. Otherwise I would have him post himself.

[quote] This pseudoItalian mobster-lewking dude is another one who's married but still childless.

Who?

Oh, Bosa is EXTRAORDNIARY. This is one of the HOTTEST photos that I've ever seen.

I mean...look at this fucker. I would climb him like Adam West and Burt Ward on the shitty Batman tv show.

It's safe to say Tyler Bergantino is gay, right? Hot, gigantic, yet ZERO women on his feed ever, religious nut and always taking pics with his dog

R66 Oh my.

R66 Response to the question of when that boy first knew he was gay...

Again, will anyone create a "Who will come out in 2022 - part 5" thread, since the other one is paywalled?

Will anyone listen to meeeeee

R71 Sorry, we're all too busy thinking about Bosa railing the fuck out of McCaffrey in front of the rest of the team.

R72 I think we'll keep him.

At the end of yesterday's game, after they pulled Garoppolo from the game and put in Brock Purdy (nice name!), the broadcast showed Garappolo standing directly behind McCaffery and looking down at, well, something!

R74 He asked me if he had something on his ass, but he didn't - that I could see. I agreed I would look at it later, if he wanted.

R67 I don't even know who the fuck that is BUT if you think he's gay, he's probably not.

DL there was so much hotness on that field today. Some of these 49er fuckers are fucking hot.

R74 after the game McCaffery mentioned he was grateful Jimmy spent all that extra time with him this week. Is it DL fan fiction or is it actually possible one or both may be closeted? They would make such a hot couple and should be having crazy sex almost immediately.

r78 If they haven't already. Anyways, JG's been married for years and is still childless (beard altert), while CMC NEVER posts a pic with his alleged GF and basically doesn't give 2 shits about her at all. You just know at least one of them is closeted

r76 Lewk him up, he checks all the gay boxes

R27 - lol lol yes you're right they are both absolutely straight. Just the way I want em!

[quote] JG's been married for years

He has?

R79 What are you talking about?

No, he's not. He's 30, super hot quarterback to a major professional football team that goes to Super Bowls but he still has not found the right girl just yet.

r83 Yeah, once a year, on her Bday (because it's "compulsory"). Sooooooo very in luve

Apparent Christian is a Christian.

^ christianmccaffrey• 26 I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh. 27 And I will put my Spirit in you and move you to follow my decrees and be careful to keep my laws. Ezekiel 36:26-27

R85 You can find pictures all over of the two of them together.

Oh for the love of shit. Jimmy never getting that ass if he spews out shit like that on social media.

r88 Certainly not on HIS feed. Now GTFO

r87 What does the BBQ acronym in his bio even mean? Barbeque?

They also quarantined together and she’s in his IG stories. He also had another gf before her. He is not gay.

r92 It's all part of the contract. If he were straight and in love, he would feature her a lot more on his feed and would've already proposed after more than 3 years. You're fooling yourself

are we allowed to post football poems?

He sounds so pretentious and ridiculous with his religious obsession! Bordering on unfuckable! And what does BBTB even stand for, anyway? Bible by the beach?

the 49rs were firing on all cylinders today and Christian was absolutely ridiculous. a passing touchdown, a receiving touchdown and a rushing touchdown.

R83 How did that tranny with the giant head win Miss Universe again?

r97 Because that year no country wanted to host the pageant for whatever reason (I'm guessing the fee), which is why it was held so late (Dec 19th), so Trump got back at them by crowning the local

Is the whore girlfriend in the Bay yet?

r99 That's a very good question. Maybe not, so they've broken up? But, then again, they've never really hung out with each other that much at all (they've always been in a "long-distance relationship"), which is why their pics together are few and far in between and he still doesn't feel compelled to propose

R78 I think he likes me, but he's kind of shy, you know?

Bosa keeps giving me this look, like he's just gonna have me right there - I think he's messing with me!

The least they could do is a homoerotic photoshoot.

R90 Don’t blow hostility my way because you are too lazy to look. Perhaps he likes to keep his private life private?

R99, I think they live together. She posted a picture when he was traded from her apartment in Charlotte saying how much she’ll miss the beautiful skyline. So she must be with him in SF.

[quote] Olivia Culpo celebrates ‘new beginnings’ during Christian McCaffrey’s historic game

R105- McCaffrey looks BEAUTIFUL in that photo.

R104 Well if we didn’t know that cunt was a lying whore before.

r107 Sure, and we believe her

r103 Sure, he likes to keep his life private, yet he "dates" a former beauty queen and current influencer with millions of IG followers. Sure!

r105 Awfully cute how there's always a third person taking their pics for the gram. So very spontaneous

r107 It's such a legitimate heterosexual relationship that their pictures are always conveniently taken by a hidden photographer to show "how much they're in love for the Gram", he still won't propose after 3 years and he never posts pics with her on HIS feed (it's always HER on HERS). You have to be braindead to think he's straight and not bearding!

Jimmy and McCaffrey simply must have a torrid love affair. You can't put those two on the same team and them not fuck.

R103 Wasn’t it you who pointed out that Christian only had a picture of her on his IG on her birthday? So which is it? She has too many and he has too little?

He kinda reminds me of Corbin Fisher's Max.

r103 If you knew how to read, that's exactly what I said: since he's gay and bearding and couldn't care less about her, he has 0 pics on his feed; she, on the other hand, the professional beard who loves the attention a bit too much, does

e103 It wasn't him, it was me (I always sign my posts). And it was the truth

R116 Is he really gay or it's just the default DL wishful thinking with any hot male to be gay?

r117 He REALLY, REALLY is. I got first-hand proof

I leaning to believe in you after that awkward pic with his 'gf'.

And about Nick Bosa? I never heard about him before and he is just the hottest man EVER, he's gorgeous in every way.

r119 What pic are you referring to?

The R105 pic.

For me is kinda awkward.

@NateCrnkovich What's your 'first-hand' proof that he's gay?

Jimmy is frighteningly hot!

R112 Jimmy said that I had "nice thighs" the other day. I mean, who says that if they don't like you?

I don't want to make a move and get into trouble if I'm wrong, but damn!

I think this is hazing - he and Bosa are hazing me!

I think my dick is stuck.

He kisses like QAaron Rodgers in that R105 pic

r125 It's Olivia C, not Olivia M (or maybe Olivia MC = Mea Culpable)

I'm M. Olivia C in in the pic has a very butch stance opening that champagne.

Very hot !

Very hot !

DL obsession with straight men is so sad and tragic.

R130 yeah, b/c straight men never lust after lesbians, straight women never lust after gays, lesbians never lust after straight women…

You’re right, we invented the concept, and we’re not supposed to engage in playful, wishful, thinking EVER!!

R129 I can't say the real list, or I'll get in trouble and stuff.

R130 What makes you think he even is? Just cause he's not a flamer? Or has a "GF"?

R130 I mean...lusting after a good-looking man--despite his orientation--is fine. It's only natural. The pathetic part is when gays begin to will their homosexuality to fruition despite the evidence.

I remember when I first looked at DL prior to officially coming out years ago, and posters would go on and on about the middle kid from "Malcolm in the Middle." Thread upon thread about how this kid is gay. MEANWHILE, I saw that he just had a kid--his second, I believe.

All these studs are playing the night game tonight gays. Who's watching the hotness?

Who is the Italian dude dating (besides CMC, that is)?

He hasn't met the right girl yet.

This will make Nate’s head explode. 🤯

R138 So, he didn't kiss her? Told ya he was brdn

And how pathetic is his mom to take pics like that with her DIL as if they were besties? Doesn't she know her son doesn't swing that way? Poor Kintin, I can imagine the pressure he must be feeling on his shoulders: now that his mom likes his "GF", he can't break up with her lol

R140 Bosa will help distract him from that pain.

McCaffrey was sitting beside Jimmy at the Warriors game last night. Seems Christian has become instant buddies with his new "teammates".

R142 What can I say, I'm a friendly guy?

Jimmy kept asking about my GF, though he declined when I offered to introduce them.

He's a little confusing sometimes, but very nice. I think we're going to be good friends, really.

R143 Garoppolo is single and MC is bearding, so ya just know they fuckin'

The girlfriend was not at the game but a couple of other teammates were.

The studs are paying on Monday night bitches.

I get so mad at Bosa - he keeps calling me "Little Spoon" in front of everyone!

Jimmy “Glass” Garoppolo DONE for the season

R148 There's kind of a runoff to see who gets to take care of Jimmy while he's hurt. Bosa's pretty much a lock for the winner, but he keeps saying I can help out if I dress up as a nurse.

He means a guy nurse, right?

R149 Next year is gonna be the FOURTH one dating that narcissistic cunt. You finally gonna marry her or not even then? Or not even then?