Cristiano Ronaldo Needs Dick

He’s rather bland looking.

That ego of his must be a nightmare to deal with. He's pretty I suppose but is starting to suffer from whatever Mario Lopez has going on these days.

Why's he wearing a dangly earring? I thought that UEFA banned jewelry, snoods etc. that can be grabbed or torn at on the pitch .

What Ronaldo needs is a "friendly fire" ass kicking.

Violence never solved anything, R4.

[quote]Cristiano Ronaldo Needs Dick

Get in line you entitled bitch.

TAKE THE DENTAL WORK BACK!

R3, he can wear all the jewelry he wants—it’s not as if he’s actually going to play.

He was one of the best to ever do it, R8.

Ronaldo is disgusting.

He's 37, his form has been waning over the past year as you might expect at his age, but rather than plan a graceful retirement he's blaming everyone else. He's tried to undermine his manager on numerous occasions and the club finally took the step of making a formal announcement about his exclusion from the team to show that they were backing Ten Hag.

Oi need it more OPay :P

Nobody wants to trade for him.

He wants something

Hmm...

R13 kills me when ratnaldo fanboys say that man utd were disrespectful for not letting him leave this summer when the only offer he got was to play in UAE🙃

Crissie is always happiest on a yacht with his bros. Dark meat preferred. Isn't there a yacht season somewhere right now? Punta del Este?

The saudade he must be feeling for that hot, rough Moroccan merguez...

No paps with Crissy and other men in a long, long time. He’s just family guy now. At home with the “girlfriend” and test tube kids. You don’t even see him with his homeboy Ricky anymore.

triste 😢

Crissy must have the most impeccable waxing on his privates. I'm sure it's perfection and perfumed with the delicious Legacy Private Edition, which was inspired by his taint.

The dangly earring tells you everything you need to know.

is he going to the MLS?

lets hope so R23 :/

He's a pyar pyar disgrace lad get that beaut out our League

R21 apparently forum users all say that flanker smells similar to Liz Taylor Passion🙃

I have it. It's not like Passion for women. It's years since I have smelled Passion for men. Legacy Private is a sweat and delicious fragrance for young men. It smell like maple and leather among many other notes.

R23 *gasps in trauma flashback*

[quote]"Rio Ferdinand would tell us stories about how Cristiano Ronaldo would stand in front of the mirror naked, running his hand through his hair, and say, 'Wow. I'm so beautiful!'," Crouch said in his new book, as per the Daily Mail .

R28 when someone shows you who they are...believe them

OP=Middle Schooler

R28 Crouchy is so decent and funny, such a loveable and down-to-Earth and charming fella. Pretty much the antithesis of Cristiano. I can see how Crouchy pulled and married a top model who’s faithfully mad about him, despite looking like he does.

There’s something to be said for goofy unconventional-looking men who aren’t weird and antisocial and creepy.

r18 is that rough trade he was flying to Morocco to get fucked by every night still in jail???

This weekend Arsenal, Chelsea & Newcastle United F.C. all said no to taking Crissy in! He's an undesirable.

Hot as FUCK Badr Hari is Dutch, born and raised in Netherlands. He's violent with a history of assault and a rap sheet for it, but he's not "rough trade", just "rough". Many professional fighters are just like Badr.

Badr was successful early in life, is BFF with "tough men" VIPs around the world, so is far from "trade".

Besides, Crissie is from the poorest and grittiest background imaginable, himself. He turned himself into a glistening swan but it took years and dedication. He was ROUGH in looks, that's for sure.

Those two obviously had at least a bromance that was real and were probably in love. I don't know if they were fucking, it wouldn't surprise me if they were, or were not. I hope they were!

[quote] Those two obviously had at least a bromance that was real and were probably in love.

It’s hard to believe Ronaldo is capable of falling for or loving anyone but himself. Why else would he turn his son into a Mini-me?

Well, too attractive narcissists at the height of their game and wealth and strength, could certainly find a kind of love for each other. Badr Hari is irresistibly and "naturally" masculine and handsome. Chrissie painstakingly built his physical appeal and he's a few notches below Badr in natural physical magnetism. Yet Chrissie was very glistening and pretty during their bromance. I could see a natural physical attraction between them even if neither is gay, they could appreciate each other's game. Mediterranean men can have such intense and warm bromances. With or without the fucking. I said it was possible they were in love because they spent so much money and effort to frequently be together. That is beyond a typical hetero friendship.

I mean to type two but typed "too" which kinda works anyway.

How PR marketing works and the way Cristiano Ronaldo has used this very powerful tool for legacy building, brand value and to hide the glaring narcissism in his characteristic trait should be a case Study - A Thread..

R36 No, I am Mediterranean and even though men here have intense relationships and hang together a lot, hetero guys don't have that kind of friendship. It is highly unusual that a guy would fly abroad several times a week just to spend the night with his buddy as Ronaldo did even if they had Ronaldo's money.

The norm for middle aged guys is to gather in the bar on restaurant few times a week if they live in the same town, go together on boat maybe for a week in summer, all in large groups and without wives, but nothing like Ronaldo and Moroccan guy. Btw. having a Dutch citizenship doesn't make you Dutch as some poster wrongly said, people tend to keep their national identities, particularly Arabs, who usually don't assmilate in European culture.

[quote] Legacy Private is a sweat and delicious fragrance for young men. It smell like maple and leather among many other notes.

R26 why would a young athletic man want to smell like a plate of IHOP shoved in a Frau's Coach handbag?

And Mediterranean male friends who don't live close to each other, usually meet only for summer holidays or a random weekend.

It is the ones who live in the same town that hang together in bars, because of the Mediterranean culture, but male friends really don't have the need to see each other on weejly basis. Like everywhere in the world this behavior is tipical for lovers.

He is a diva has a big ego but I still would have him as a long term partner without hesitation. He has been my fave sporty guy for almost 20 years.

R40 I'm sure the non-white citizens of the Netherlands will be devastated when they find out you don't consider them authentically Dutch. By the way that's a pretty extreme thing to believe. It's like when the Republicans try to claim that black people aren't real Americans and shouldn't vote.

By the way, "European culture" is not a real thing. Europe has countless different cultures and some of them have been influenced by the Arabs you clearly dislike. Architecture in Spain and kebab shops across the continent etc

Finally, saying that regular men would not fly internationally to visit their friend if they had Ronaldo's money is absurd. They don't have his money so it's pointless to speculate what they would or wouldn't do if they did have it. How do you know they wouldn't do exactly what he's doing? So much stupidity in one post.

You are a complete idiot R44. You blab about the things you know nothing about. How can you even compare a black American whose ancestors might have come to America before yours with people whose parents (or even themseves as kids) came to live to Europe from Morocco. And yes, no matter what you condescending hipocrites say, most Arabs don't assimilate in whichever European culture ( from Italian to Swedish they are different, but all are European). They might after few generations, but for now they mostly hold on to their own culture even stronger than their relatives who live at home.

Not only Arabs, but also most Europeans don't lose national identity by living in other country. Maybe after couple of generations and if they were born in mixed marriage. It is really funny when someone calls football player Ibrahimović Swede, cause he is Bosnisn to the core.

My cousins born and raised in Netherlands never considered themselves Dutch and they would rightfully call you stupid and condescending for calling them that.

And idiot at R44, your sterotypes about Mediterranean people are retarded. Your view at them as some exotic abimals is silly and offensive.

An average Mediterranean guy might not have a private plane, but they can take a bus or drive a car to go and hang with their friends who live for eg.100 miles away over weekend, but they don't.

Middle class Dalmatian guys I know who are well of to afford to go to their hometown every weekend, don't do it. Like all normal people they build life in the town where they live. They go to their hometowns for summer holidays or for Christmas or an odd weekend to meet family and friends. The only reason why a guy is fleeing to see somebody every free moment he can get is just the same as all accross the world and it is cause he is fucking someone.

Can't you see R44 what a bigot you are to think that grown up Mediterranean men are perpetual teenagers.

Citizens of a Netherlands are Dutch. In one sense. The cuntbone above is completely ignoring the civic definition. And Badr was born there. Go ahead and make an argument that he is not "culturally" Dutch but it's a fairly reductive one.

*THE Netherlands

You stupid and uneducated frau at R48, stop blabbing with that shitty mouth when you don't know the difference between nationality and citizenship.

And you are silly when you start projecting your Americans black/white obsessions on others, such as: "I'm sure the non-white citizens of the Netherlands will be devastated when they find out you don't consider them authentically Dutch." Cause I never mentioned the race, but it is all you can think off in your narrow minded head. I know a guy who is mixed race and Dutch, Dutch father, mother with Indonesian ancestry. My white cousins , who were also born and have lived their whole life there are not, they are Croatian.

Btw., you obviously have issues with self esteem, being a woman and using cuntbone as a slur.

sorry, meant: "think of"

R50 Nationality and citizenship are considered interchangeable. A difference can be that nationality includes where you were born.

Badr was BORN IN THE NETHERLANDS. Furthermore, the Netherlands gives citizenship automatically at birth if one or both of your parents holds Dutch citizenship when you are born.

He is dutch nationality and a dutch citizen.

ASSHOLE

Your argument is about cultural identity. YOU DUMB TWAT

Woman, why are you using your pussy as insult R52? Do you hate yourself?

You obviously never went to school, so you think that nationality depends on the place where you were born. And no, I am not talking about cultural identity, I am talking about national identity. Biological (ever heard about genetics?) and cultural

Btw. Badr himself identifies as Moroccan and so does the Moroccan sites.

Look in a dictionary, dear.

Tell me what nationality are you? Because I'd be interested to know if your IQ of 82 is below or above the norm for your people.

Jesus, we’re still on that Badr Hari bullshit in 2022? That was a decade ago. Who has Cristiano been fucking all these years since?

r34 if he's a thug fucking mens on the low that's trade

Why hasn’t Cristiano been linked to any males more recently?

r57 Badr done stretched his bussy out so other men are USELESS

Please. No bussy needs this much time to recover, and no dick is irreplaceable—especially when you’re rich and can order it like food off a menu.

This preening vapid whingebag can’t even endear himself to the Man United faithful anymore. He’s finished.

"my United teammates are all fat lazy whores!!!"

who does she think she is anyway?

In a few short years Erling ‘Robot’ Haaland will easily overtake Crissy as the fanboy-dubbed GOAT, if he hasn’t already. The Viking might is unstoppable.

If you stoop to beefing with gremlin Gary Neville then you know you’ve fallen off 🤡

The exposure of Cristiano's true dark flawed self is by association also exposing the soi-disant 'legacy' of Fergie, which as unintended consequences go couldn't be better for anyone who isn't a Man United fan.

Rodolfo Landim just called Crissy a benchwarmer I'm crying lol

What man could ever want him now?

In fairness, I don't think it's as insulting as that tabloid makes it out to be. Mostly, he just says that the links to Flamengo are ridiculous because his salary would be way outside of their budget and he's not a profile they need. However, football has become a soap opera for the entertainment of the masses and Ronaldo makes the ideal villain, the more so now that he's seemingly passed his sell-by date.

It is true, though, that playing him - which Ten Hag has to whenever Martial is injured because of a lack of strikers - is almost like being a man down. I do hope that he stays until the summer and Man United don't get the needed striker in January (very possible that the Glazers will refuse to). Their fans are extremely obnoxious.

Who would want him? - I think he's rich enough to command any number of hangers-on, if he wants.

Tyrone Mings is everything Ronaldo wants in a man, and everything he wishes he was; highly intelligent, well respected. Someone should set them up 😍

I have no idea about sports leagues but would they ever be opponents on the same field?

Tyrone Mings has access to so much young undercover bussy, what would he want with Cristiano?

Aston Villa are playing Manchester United on Sunday and it's highly likely Mings and Ronaldo will both start for their respective teams, R67.

[quote] Tyrone Mings is everything Ronaldo wants in a man, everything he wishes he was; highly intelligent, well respected. Someone should set them up 😍

bro TAA would snatch Crissy's brows off for even looking at Ty

that's Trent's fya man all day yenno

r68, Tyrone Mings likes young undercover bussy? Do tell! 😁

The mascot for Real Sociedad is even getting in on roasting Cri-cri lmao

[QUOTE] Tyrone Mings likes young undercover bussy?

All men do, even the straight ones.

He's a jerk but he does seem to be a caring dad. Isn't he known to be gay or bi in Portugal but keeps up the hetero appearance for his international fanbase and sponsors especially for homophobic countries? I always got the vibe that footballers from Western Europe and Latin America being gay or bi would be a non-issue but since soccer is an international sport and endorsements depend on having a hetero image. But what do I know?

Who’s he been fucking?

[quote]I always got the vibe that footballers from Western Europe and Latin America being gay or bi would be a non-issue but since soccer is an international sport and endorsements depend on having a hetero image.

Not quite a non-issue, as football as its own sub-culture which is resistant to change, but money is very much a factor.

Interestingly, Ronaldo had three children by two different surrogates before taking on an impoverished Argentinian as a girlfriend and doing the family man routine about five years ago. Before that he didn't seem all that concerned about his hetero image, obvious beard excepted.

How did he get his skin so clear and smooth. He had the worst complexion.

Well r77 he can afford the best dermatology money can buy and Im sure he has a beautician and barber on call like all the stars do

Such a petty little bitch. Maybe a dom top would straighten his bratty attitude out.

The sexual tension is off the charts!

This thread needs some better pictures.

Ricardo Quaresma is the hottest Portuguese player.

I can't wait for the gay sex tape to leak. Hopefully it will be as explicit and nasty as Colin Farrell's.

Can't wait the day for both him and Messi to retire from football, I'm so sick of their existences and most of all, of their cult/sect-like fandoms. They were nothing for me more than a pair of hypermarketing creations.

R80 That’s for Curtis Jones. Payback is a dog..

Damn, he's HAF. I forgive everything.

Average to below-average cock.

R90 so what?

He was so much hotter in R84 and R85 when he had more muscle. Now he wants to be thinner as he gets older for longevity.

I can't agree, R87, except that their marketing and fans are obnoxious. Both were great players, Messi is possibly among the greatest and is still a joy to watch.

Bentancur and Sonny dream team are going to combine and maximise their joint slay to knock Portugal out of the World Cup 🙏✨

so CR7 better watch her pussy

Is Ronaldo the jack grealish of the continent?

R95 NEVAH. Jack is as lovely and sweet as Crissy is rancid and sour.

I'd pay to see Ronny pound Jack silly.

R95 Never compare my gentle boy to that cunty peacock. I wouldn't put my cock in him even if I could yank the stick out.

R98 louv yow sow mooch Daddy <3

Even if Ronaldo is a legend of the gaime, oi'd nevah lettim fook me onless you said yes. An' even then, obviouslay oi'd rather be wiv yow more.

He's into pinga.

If he's indeed gay, he will have no problem getting dick anytime, anywhere. Even straight guys would do him in a heartbeat.

R101 do straight guys tolerate high-maintenance NPD divos? Most don't seem to like that trait in women.

Am hearing whispers that Crissy's going Chelsea in the January transfer window.

Please ffs NO. Gods, prevent this from happening. I won't have this scumbag in the vicinity of my beloved Tory twinks :(

Cristiano Ronaldo thinks he's the king of soccer.

Told his manager to go fuck himself.

R104

Mans literally said Wazza only called out his nasty behaviour in the press because Wayne is uglier than him🤣🤣🤣

R105 He is leaving the moment he can. Interesting to see where. He should have stayed in Real Madrid all along.

Hilarious r107. Shit, he's more of a diva than most pop-stars!

Verstappen’s mum 🤝 Ronaldo’s sister

the gyals know where their butter is buttered

Man U is pissed after Crissy’s bombshell interview

It's been horribly fascinating to watch Ronaldo go all scorched earth and destroy any goodwill left towards him. The common assumption is that he's forcing a move, but by all accounts his club were already quite willing to let him go this coming January. Also, his performance at the World Cup would have to be radically better than his current form to attract the kind of club he is aiming for.

Ronaldo's sister is hilarious - she's practically a meme this season for attacking everyone she deems a threat to his status - Ten Hag, ungrateful Portugal supporters, Messi. It's suspected that she's just a mouthpiece for Ronaldo.

His head needs a degreasing.

spurs the recent bane of man utd:

2021/22 season: beaten by ole's utd, thereby preventing him from being fired and allowing other teams to absolutely destroy man utd in the process

2022/23 season: ronaldo refuses to get subbed on against us, is punished by ten hag, runs to the press to whinge thus beginning the implosion of both his legacy and that of man utd (soon hopefully)

huge brains at cockspur HQ. massive institution!!!!!!!!!!

Ronaldo got too much neck, Morgan not enough.

R115 lmao they're both so awful they cancel each other out. Who'd have thought anyone could make me root for Man U?

What this all comes down to is that R*naldo's biggest flaw has always been his Ego that's too big for his own head and too solid and inflexible to fit in any club that doesn't cater to him. So now baby's feeling betrayed because for once the club dynamic doesn't revolve around him, and he can't fathom that football--the sport he's dedicated his life to--is a team sport and he's just a part of that team. He's whiny and immature and entitled. It's truly embarrassing to witness him burn down his own legacy in real time, but no-one deserves this sad Fate more honestly. No one betrayed him, he played himself. He needs to grow up and retire already, maybe consider jail? Wasted talent.

*singing* He's deeeeeaaaad, he's dead he's dead he's dead, he's deeeeaaad, he's deeeeaaad!

He is such a cunt.

R109 what’s even funnier is that Cri has forgotten that we know what he used to look like before all the cosmetic surgeries.

I still would kiss him long and hard lick his hole deep and suck his dick long.

R120 abusive self-obsessed creeps don’t deserve kisses or rimming.

He's always reminded me of cartoon character Tennessee Tuxedo.

the England squad say Mbappe has a more iconic goal celebration than Cri and theyre right for that

Sorry but he's genuinely fug. Even taking the personality disorder aside. Don't get what people see in him or ever did. Body really isn't enough.

He is not fug, but he is obnoxious and without any charm. Unappealing and unattractive. Though my mother fancied him. First Beckham than him.

R125 my sister was the same. Had tons of posters on her wall for years. Like she would have been a groupie given chance. Completely baffling to me, as her taste in celebrity men isn’t usually that rank. Maybe it’s the fact he is/was so decorated with global success as well as ripped that was the appeal, idk.

Dgmw I like young rich talented guys who are in shape, who doesn’t? But to me CR7 is so hideous of both face and personality, and I can’t vibe with that no matter what. I’d take a few hits on the talent and body stats for a more personable, less selfish and prettier boy.

The only problem with Cris is he’s too skinny now. Bobble headed even, like the image in R115 attests. If he was thicker, he’d still be one of the hottest guys on the planet.

Man City pretending they never made a desperate bid for him two seasons ago is saaaaaaaaur funny babes

He would have fit in very well at that rotten soulless club tbf!

Man U says it’s going to sue Chris over his nasty interview. So there!

[quote]Cristiano Ronaldo Needs Dick

Who doesn't?

Exactly R130, we all do.

R129 'England's Most Valuable Football Club'? Don't make us laugh.

Let the roasting continue like he's a chicken on a rotisserie spit. I love this timeline.

oooOOOOhhh the official club statement is STRONG. and bitchy. Cri is getting served (literally they’re sueing him lol)

Whether or not they sue (hehe, suiiiiii) they will definitely terminate his employment without compensation due to breach of contract. He probably thought he would force them to buy out the rest of it, but I can't see that happening because of how he damaged, or tried to damage, the club's reputation, and they will want to discourage similar stunts in the future.

Poor Ronaldo, he'll be forced to make terrible ads to make ends meet. :(

[quote] Poor Ronaldo, he'll be forced to make terrible ads to make ends meet. :(

Maybe he can rubberstamp and flog more disgusting fragrance.

Ronaldo needs a job!!

Adios, motherfucker.

Yes he does. He is out of United.

He needs dick bad(r).

He's a young man ruining his financial opportunities and legacy. He should retire.

Ronald getting publicly rejected from Burnley!!! warra evening. a cultcherul moment.

Call me Ronaldo. I’ll take care of all of it for you. You’ll be very satisfied over and over again.

r142 I know that's right. I'd still let me fuck me long time

Everything Piers "The Celebrity Apprentice" Morgan touches dies.

DL thinks everyone is gay

It would be absolutely bonkers for any serious club to sign Cr*stiano R*naldo in January and that is why I’d wager serious dough that Chelsky will sign Cr*stiano R*naldo in January.

R145 What is wrong with that?

Someone asked Mason Mount about rumours of the Rat to Chelsea and he just said nah let's talk about me baby! Money Mase I love him so

Can't wait for Portugal to get absolutely caned tonight. Just absolutely done over by Ghana. It's the least their talisman deserves.

Second only to our one-term, twice-impeached loser of a former president, Ronaldo is the most annoying person alive.

Crissy has been offered $225 million to play for a Saudi team

Gary Neville is absolutely broken inside about all this, despite putting on a brave face. Good, that'll teach him for being a hypocritical worm.

dont worry everyone because bentacur the frube man is going to score 7 goals AND snap ronald's kneecaps

Ronaldo, the donald trump of sports.

His adam's apple sticks out further than his chin at times. That's fucking weird.

Can't remember which other sports guy was he linked with for a long time. Saw photo of them frolicking in a pool.

Did he score or not?

He appears to have split up with Ricky Regufe.

Saudis up their offer to $360 million

Ruben Dias: *whispers* everyone hates you

He might have whispered more than that.

R1 Ronaldo needs to get a chin implant or genioplasty ASAP after the WC

R162 if he gets anymore surgeries, he’ll literally melt in the sun like an ugly knockoff Barbie left in a poundshop window..

Cri and his team need to watch their fucking back and hang on to their Burger King crown because the Three Lions are HUNGRY

Crissy benched in the World Cup!

Not quite, r154. Ronaldo is actually a sporting genius and one of the best footballers of all time.

He must be at least bi.

gurl has issues

six goals scored by his team and he couldn’t even manage one. I’d be soooooooo embarrassed 😌

Thread title says it all.

R166: As I wrote, has-been Ronaldo is an arrogant, Saudi-loving, narcissist, piece of shit, stable genius monster who, just like donald trump, thinks "I alone can fix it."

Watch out for those bone saws, Crissy, and for karma.

Do you know anything about football, r171?

R172 a new day has dawned, and Football is no longer synonymous with CR 7.

Football was never synonymous with Cristiano Ronaldo, but to say he's a "has-been" is complete nonsense. Forget LA Galaxy. Playing for a Saudi or Middle Eastern team will soon become the first choice for late-stage European players.

I'm still rooting for Portugal or France (after my home team, England).

Ronaldo is the past, present and future, R173, and only conspirators against his greatness could think otherwise!

[quote] Forget LA Galaxy.

Yes, let's. We don't need creepy expats to Yankland damaging our sport.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

He is getting older and younger players are taking his place. Not an easy place for someone at the center of the attention for 20 years with huge ego.

bitch best NOT be starting with the Botox and fillers

I have a feeling the rape allegations will resurface and will receive a lot more media attention now that Ronaldo is currently disliked. He's done for.

It says a lot that even my Man United stalwart and longtime CR7 stan Dad is now a complete anti of his.

I've been telling Dad for two decades that the man is an ugly hateful petty little fraud, and finally now he sees the light. No one who loves this game should be defending Cri at this point.

Messi is having the time of his life.

don’t care if argentina win the wc or not (rather not if england can have it but they're not the worst option either)

i just need them to last longer than portugal. laughing at short autistic gremlin men is fun sometimes but laughing at plastic narcissistic men with botoxed genitalia is funnier and more righteous

The Portugal dressing room frequently make bets over Jack Grealish, they just have a fixation on England’s sluttiest and prettiest and most popular playmaker.

That must be driving the CRusty one mad with envious rage.

Morocco national team...you know what to do

He's on the bench again - advantage Portugal.

He left crying. I wish I was his bf so he could hate fuck me all night.

He couldn't hold back the tears after they lost to Morocco. Portugal is a better team, but Morocco has been on a real lucky streak.

Team Morocco reaction to OPs post title.

Rock. Bottom.

Crocodile tears.

R191 never mind rock bottom, a proud admitted serial rapist belongs under the fucking ground with no headstone.

love that r*naldo’s last world cup was a complete shit show for him. like there's very few ways it could have been more embarrassing (forced outing or another court order, perhaps, but that's it)

from scoring no goals (not a single fucking one) to getting told to shut the fuck up by hearthrob cho gue sung who learnt some portuguese specifically to swear at him to then being benched by his new cunty manager for the next two important games because he's old and annoying to getting knocked out by fucking morocco the smallest little team who could and crying about it on live telly

couldn't have written this better honestly. happy xmas to me

She's gonna need to get pounded the whole weekend.

Poor Crissy!

Looked like he was laughing, not crying.

R196 It looked manic for sure….

It just struck me who Ronaldo looks like -- a Latin Madison Cawthorne. Two pretty bois.

Crissy must be pulling his hair out. 😬

He's so not attractive, IMO. Flat face, no upper lip. Great body though, so I guess that's attractive. But his face, no.

R200 He was cute-ish from about 21 to 24. After that, he started to look plastic. Hideous as a teenager.

He always looks so overly tweezed and plucked. And he has more botox than Nicole Kidman. Screams bossy bottom diva. He had a few cute years from like 2009-2013, but he was simply unable to hide his cunty narcissistic personality, and cuter and more interesting soccer players have come along since (even if few of them match up to his talent level). In the meantime, he's gone from 'arrogant athlete' to being outright problematic. I think he knows taking the Saudi money will complete his fall from grace.

Even if Argentina lose, Messi's play in the final will insure the GOAT title.

R18, Badr Hari sounds like one disturbed person. It's also odd he fights under Morocco when he was born and raised in the Netherlands. If Ronaldo associates with people like this, I wonder what other shit is going on with him.

[quote] Hari has been the subject of a number of police investigations for charges of assault and has gained a reputation for violent behavior.[84] A psychologist who spoke to Hari in relation to one of his trials concluded that his success as an athlete and celebrity status, combined with a lack of personal guidance, has resulted in narcissistic personality traits.[85] About his violent eruptions, Hari has said: "I am able to explode at any moment. [...] When my brakes are off, it's just one big clump of explosion, chaos and noise, and I become blind to it all. [...] A storm, a hurricane, a disaster. [...] There just is a certain aggression inside of me, of which I don't know what to do with and neither where it comes from."[86] At his conviction on 21 February 2014, the district attorney described Hari as an individual who is very short-tempered, indulges in vulgar power display, and demonstrates aggressive and intimidating behavior which is characterized by a high "do-you-even-know-who-I-am caliber".[85]

[quote]If Ronaldo associates with people like this, I wonder what other shit is going on with him.

He was sooo happy when Badr was dicking him down, keeping his attitudinal ass in check. Now you see the result of him getting no dick.

You can't tell me that man was not fucking him, for Ronaldo to fly hundreds of miles multiple times a week just to be with him. YASSSSSS

😬

R206, I agree, that kind of behavior is obsessive, not normal. There clearly is/was something going on between them

Well, France lost and I'm disappointed. But, the game ended up being highly entertaining after the first 80 minutes were fairly dull.

Regarding his first son's mother: Ronaldo is a health nut. If he's so worried about being in great shape, I find it hard to believe he has random one night stands with hookers. Wouldn't a health nut care about disease?

International media: the debate is over

It matters what sort of health nut, R210. Some are actually primarily concerned with being physically healthy. For others, being physically healthy is secondary to appearing healthy and fit; it's a shallower form of "healthy."

[quote]It's also odd he fights under Morocco when he was born and raised in the Netherlands.

The majority of second generation of Arab immigrants in Europe keep their parents national and religious identity. You could have seen, when France won over Morocco on football world cup, French citizens of Moroccan ancestry who were rooting for Morocco made riots in which one boy died.

Also, young girls started wearing hijab and other traditional Muslim clothes, while their mothers dressed in European style.

R213, that is so weird. American conservatives always complain that American immigrants don't integrate but (for instance) Mexicans seem far more integrated in America based on what you are describing.

He’s not that attractive.

He's 6'2 and probably something to behold in-person. And if you are one of the two people on earth he actually likes.

His long-neck ass could fuck my hole, no questions asked!

R214 Arabs are not assimilating kind at all, particularly these days.

To be honest, second generation European immigrants keep their ethnic identity too, but they tend to assimilate in society much better than Arabs.

Apropos of nothing, a delightful reminder that Jordan Henderson will end his career with more World Cup knockout round goals than Cristiano Ronaldo.

I asked my nephew why he & most of his friends stopped playing soccer when they hit teenage years. They both said it was a gay game & used Renaldo & his underwear ads as prime examples. He said, none of them wanted to play the gay game.

MUFC burning bridges with Ronaldo is the best Xmas present I could have asked for. The schadenfreude is delicious.

R219 forgive me, but your nephew and his passel of jock buddies sound like charming little homophobes.

Hope nephew isn't getting any inheritance from you.

R219 is an idiot inventing stupidities. Nowhere in Europe kids think football is a a "fag game". It is still seen as the most masculine sport and the most popular one.

Maybe some loser with two left hands would invent such excuses because his lack of talent, but football is perceived as symbol of masculinity anywhere.

R222 true. As a football fan, afaik the only nation where the sport is perceived as ‘gay’ or ‘girly’ is America. Perhaps that’s why it’s such a big deal that the next World Cup is going stateside; MLS want to change the profile and challenge the stereotype.

R223 football is not even popular in US, but in Europe and South America it is considered the sport above all others.

As for Ronaldo, I think that the mainstream don't believe in his homosexuality, particularly now that he has wife and familly. Funny how most people can't connect homosexualiy with married man (though I have a friend, gayest guy alive that eas married to a woman and has a child).

But even more than having a wife they just can't believe that one of the best football players can possibly be gay. They just can not believe that a homosexual man can be so good in such a masc thing as football, so strong is the stereotype.

I usually don't believe in all gay gossips about celebrities , but something was going on between him and Moroccan Hulk.

Not only has the gay shaming in football got to stop, but also the fat shaming.

Crissy signed his life to the Saudis.

Uh oh, Messi could be joining Crissy’s rival team in Saudi Arabia

Nah, Argentine sources say he wants to stay in Europe for the time being. If Barcelona can sort out their finances, he'll go there.

So much for that, R228.

Messi is moving to Miami.

Barcelona wanted him to wait a but longer to sort out the fair play issues but Messi said that he didn't want a re-run of what happened in 2021. In any case, I think he was really planning to retire after the World Cup anyway.

He still had another year or two of playing in the top flight in Europe. Miami's certainly better than any non-European options, though, and culturally a better fit for the family. So disappointed he's not going back to Barca.

R231, has he actually signed with Inter Miami? He gave an interview today with several Spanish sports outlets saying that he hadn’t quite come to terms with Miami, and he wanted to emphasize how much he had wanted to come back to Barca.

The signing was announced this evening, R232. The interview was to explain why it happened because Barcelona hearts are breaking right now.

I watched his last game with PSG because I thought it could be his last in Europe and he seems to be at the point where it's hard to push himself to play at that level anymore. He would do it for Barcelona but really he just wants to keep himself fit to play for Argentina a while longer.

R233, that makes sense, but isn’t Inter Miami crummy even by MLS standards? I know other European players have come to MLS only to despair at the poor level of play here.

[quote] "Rio Ferdinand would tell us stories about how Cristiano Ronaldo would stand in front of the mirror naked, running his hand through his hair, and say, 'Wow. I'm so beautiful!'," Crouch said in his new book, as per the Daily Mail .

I really wish this didn’t make Ronaldo even hotter to me, but I am afraid it does.

R235, ha! He has a great physique, and he likes to draw attention to it constantly.

R234, yes, they are, and they're bottom of the Eastern Conference right now. Frankly, I don't know how they'll manage it, their stadium only holds 18,000. It seems that he and some of his friends like Busquets and Suarez had planned to retire together in the MLS and Miami was just the preferred location, plus he gets a huge amount of money from the deal.

[quote]I know other European players have come to MLS only to despair at the poor level of play here.

Apparently he just wants an initial one year contract with any subsequent years being optional, and while the MLS and sponsors won't be keen on that, he may want to retire for good after Copa America next year.

Why hasn’t a sex tape leaked?