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Below Deck Med - (MALTA) Part 3

Because these threads keep getting shut down after only 100 posts.

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by Anonymousreply 102November 25, 2022 2:02 AM

Someone mentioned in the last thread, that Kyle is going to take a tumble down the stairs.


Can't wait!

by Anonymousreply 1October 19, 2022 2:48 AM

OMG me neither. There better be some high pitched screams of agony involved.

by Anonymousreply 2October 19, 2022 4:09 PM

So what did Dave do that has so many people pissed off with him again?

Please don't tell me he went crawling back to that whore Natasha!!

by Anonymousreply 3October 19, 2022 8:34 PM

[QUOTE] Please don't tell me he went crawling back to that whore Natasha!!

Of course he did!

He thought that he would be given another chance with her given how badly things turned out with her ex. So he made a pass at her during their night on the town and she rejected him. Then he went into another one of his late-night, drunken WhatsApp spirals which did not need well.

by Anonymousreply 4October 19, 2022 8:59 PM

Did Kyle fall down the stairs yet?

by Anonymousreply 5October 25, 2022 4:23 PM

Someone spoiled in the Part 2 thread that Sam Smith (aka Kyle) gets sent home after falling down the stairs.


No more fat, sweaty, obnoxious Kyle stinking up my television screen.

by Anonymousreply 6October 25, 2022 4:27 PM

That bitch taking a spill was delicious. I just wish they had caught it from various angles.

by Anonymousreply 7October 25, 2022 5:04 PM

[quote] No more fat, sweaty, obnoxious Kyle stinking up my television screen.

Don't mess with me bitch, because I'm not the one.

I'll put you in your place!

by Anonymousreply 8October 25, 2022 5:14 PM

What a lazy bitch this Kyle turned out to be!

by Anonymousreply 9October 25, 2022 5:46 PM

[quote]Because these threads keep getting shut down after only 100 posts.

Read the room, dipshit.

by Anonymousreply 10October 25, 2022 5:50 PM

I feel like Kyle breaking his leg is karma from treating Natalia like shit.

by Anonymousreply 11October 25, 2022 6:44 PM

R11=stupid frau cunt.

by Anonymousreply 12October 25, 2022 7:01 PM

Natalya is annoying in her own way.

by Anonymousreply 13October 25, 2022 7:46 PM


by Anonymousreply 14October 26, 2022 2:34 AM

So what do you guys think about Storm? I find him sexy as fuck. He is one of those guys who I just want him to stick his whole tongue down my throat.

by Anonymousreply 15October 26, 2022 3:00 AM

That fall down the stairs was a tad dramatic. And hilarious. The wailing!

by Anonymousreply 16October 26, 2022 3:22 AM

Natalya and Natasha are both boring cunts - and Natasha is lazy as fuck.

The NFL player on the next charter seems like a real loser.....PANCAKES!!!!

by Anonymousreply 17October 26, 2022 3:52 PM

Dave is a mean, possessive drunk. This all happened again because he drank. He was cool when he was able to keep his head down while working with her sober. It's when he starts to drink that he gets into this mood and gets bad ideas.

by Anonymousreply 18October 26, 2022 3:55 PM

R16 We didn't get to see it though. I'm still mad about that.

by Anonymousreply 19October 26, 2022 3:56 PM

Good lord I really wanted to see Kyle's full fall, hitting every step on the way down. We were robbed.

by Anonymousreply 20October 26, 2022 4:29 PM

I don't find Storm sexy at all. Nice guy, yes. Sexy, no. He seems like he would smell.

by Anonymousreply 21October 26, 2022 4:30 PM

Dave is an odd one. On one hand here is a guy who literally climbed Mt. Everest, has done amazing shit all over the world, etc. but can't get it together when it comes to that skank. I'm sure there are plenty of other women who would gladly fuck him (as well as men and I will volunteer).

by Anonymousreply 22October 26, 2022 5:34 PM

I find Dave sexy in such a masculine way.

He's very "male," if you know what I mean. Just crazy over pussy.

Even his unintelligible accent is attractive.

But his body, by far, is the hottest thing about him.

by Anonymousreply 23October 26, 2022 5:42 PM

Was that the new stew walking down the dock wearing stripper heels?

by Anonymousreply 24October 26, 2022 10:53 PM

Was it a gay male, R24? Lol.

by Anonymousreply 25October 26, 2022 11:55 PM

Sandy has no clue what's going on with the crew.

Why not?

by Anonymousreply 26November 1, 2022 3:58 AM

I would love to see a hot, straight guy replace Kyle.

by Anonymousreply 27November 1, 2022 4:00 AM

R27. Sorry. It’s a ditsy chick.

by Anonymousreply 28November 2, 2022 3:43 AM

^ She claims to speak 7 languages and has a master's degree in linguistics.

by Anonymousreply 29November 2, 2022 12:55 PM

^ she also can’t work an ironing board or open the glass door.

by Anonymousreply 30November 2, 2022 1:53 PM

^ She’s a hot mess but better than fucking Kyle


Kyle comes back for the season finale

by Anonymousreply 31November 2, 2022 2:11 PM


by Anonymousreply 32November 2, 2022 5:23 PM

Lol R32...

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by Anonymousreply 33November 3, 2022 7:27 PM

This new stew is the most annoying stew I have ever seen. Ugh. Her voice alone!

by Anonymousreply 34November 8, 2022 9:50 AM

Is Norway now the place to visit? The new stew was on a ship in Norway. I remember that incident. It was all over the news here. Nyle was in Norway recently too. PS: why travel in fall? I get that it's cheaper but the weather is going to suck. It has been raining almost every day for a month now.

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by Anonymousreply 35November 8, 2022 10:05 AM

I'm Norwegian btw.

by Anonymousreply 36November 8, 2022 10:06 AM

Reid is so cute. I hope he hooks up with the new stew as he clearly likes her.

by Anonymousreply 37November 8, 2022 10:28 AM

Worst BD season ever. I watched the finale on Peacock and it’s a big bore. Kyle returns for the last night out because he’s just so adorable. Good riddance.

by Anonymousreply 38November 8, 2022 1:34 PM

This season was a big snooze, and it was painful to watch Dave pine away for Natasha the entire time.

by Anonymousreply 39November 8, 2022 1:42 PM

Hated this season.

by Anonymousreply 40November 8, 2022 1:43 PM

How did Tashas boyfriend get hold of Dave's number?

by Anonymousreply 41November 8, 2022 1:45 PM

I think he DM’d Dave on Instagram, R41.

by Anonymousreply 42November 8, 2022 1:50 PM

The dildos used to entertain the guests is a potential lawsuit

by Anonymousreply 43November 8, 2022 2:03 PM

Hate Kyle

by Anonymousreply 44November 8, 2022 2:03 PM

I seriously hope they never bring any of these people back and that includes Mzi and Courtney. Time for a new captain, too.

by Anonymousreply 45November 8, 2022 2:08 PM

Love Mzi but he's wasting his time being friendzoned by the very common blond. That girl, Ray-gun had me dying back with laughter.

by Anonymousreply 46November 8, 2022 2:13 PM

Mzi is so not yachting material. He needs to stop emulating his older brother and find what he’s good at. He’s a nice person but he’s a deckhand fail.

by Anonymousreply 47November 8, 2022 2:16 PM

Spoiler alert!

Next week, Sandy says she was expelled in 11th grade for drugs. Only thing good about that episode.

by Anonymousreply 48November 8, 2022 3:34 PM

That was such a reveal, R48. I had to rewind it. Good for her. Someone obviously helped her out.

by Anonymousreply 49November 8, 2022 3:35 PM

Kyle reminds me of Sam Smith. He keeps wearing hideous, high-waisted palazzo pants which make his gross fat ass look even more feminine. Vomit.

by Anonymousreply 50November 8, 2022 3:41 PM


Ummm can we talk about the new stew licking Courtney’s nipple in the finale.

by Anonymousreply 51November 8, 2022 4:05 PM

I agree with R45. We don't need to see any of these folks again.

Natasha is one of the worst people I've ever seen on this show. And she keeps saying how good she is at her job.....she's awful and personality is repulsive.

Goodbye, forever!!! Please. And take Dave with you. I could almost take another with some of the others....but those two are Must Miss TV.

by Anonymousreply 52November 8, 2022 4:11 PM

This is why threads about a shitty reality show few people waste their time to watch get closed

by Anonymousreply 53November 8, 2022 4:19 PM

I was going to post some spoilers but there really aren't any; it was all just a big nothing. Hate Natasha and Kyle so much.

by Anonymousreply 54November 8, 2022 4:31 PM

Kyle ticks all the boxes of a gay male stereotype, irritating.

by Anonymousreply 55November 8, 2022 4:36 PM

I have a crush on Tom Pearson from Below Deck Sailing yacht.

He's the one who let the boat drift onto the sand during anchor watch, then got fired.

Tom is cute as hell.

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by Anonymousreply 56November 8, 2022 5:02 PM


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by Anonymousreply 57November 8, 2022 7:45 PM

^is that the rich charter guest he hooked with?

by Anonymousreply 58November 8, 2022 8:19 PM

R58. Nope. Someone else.

by Anonymousreply 59November 8, 2022 9:53 PM

I'm sorry, but does someone really need to "rest" after twisting their ankle? Stay off it, sure.. but "rest"? That fat fuck Kyle sure took advantage of laying in bed for hours on end.

by Anonymousreply 60November 8, 2022 10:55 PM

I guess the boyfriend has a Sam Smith fetish.

by Anonymousreply 61November 8, 2022 10:57 PM

I'm watching Below Deck Med Mallorca, and it's the biggest shit show of all seasons!

First, the Italian girl is a massive CUNT, then she walks off the boat and quits.

Bugsy replaces her and a few episodes later accuses Pete of being a sexual predator.

Pete almost gets fired (but gets edited out of the rest of the season) because of a supposedly racist and sexist meme that he posted to his social media.

Then Kiko gets fired for being a terrible chef, and finds out before the charter is over. So he has to work the rest of the charter knowing he's off the boat.

And to icing on top of the season was Hannah getting fired for taking drugs on board!

What a clusterfuck!

by Anonymousreply 62November 8, 2022 11:19 PM

Someone also posted this, calling Malia a druggie.

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by Anonymousreply 63November 8, 2022 11:23 PM

R62, that season is amazing. Highly enjoyable, especially Hannah’s fraying throughout the season (Kiko leaving is a big blow for her) and then her total flame-out and firing.

I think Sandy almost followed her into the bathroom to make sure she wasn’t flushing her stash!

by Anonymousreply 64November 8, 2022 11:23 PM

Jess was a terrible Stew, R64.

Lazy, always focused on Rob and making out with him in secret (totally wasting time).

Kiko always cooked the same thing.

Filet Mignon, Carrot Cake, and Mucaca.

The only bright spot was Pete because of his hot body and constantly talking about needing to get off.

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by Anonymousreply 65November 8, 2022 11:29 PM

One thing I never understood about that season: why did Sandy let Kiko go before she secured a replacement? It makes the whole MY BOYFRIEND TOM IS COMING FOR A VISIT AND HE’S A CHEF! seem staged. And I hate Bugs so much it almost made me feel sorry for Hannah.

by Anonymousreply 66November 8, 2022 11:33 PM

R62,r64 loved that season

by Anonymousreply 67November 8, 2022 11:34 PM

[quote] why did Sandy let Kiko go before she secured a replacement?

Probably because he was super sweet, so she knew he would stick it out for the rest of the charter.

Also, they were out at sea, so he couldn't leave any way.

This closet queen Justin Thornton was also on that season.

No surprise he's a MAGAT. His dog was cute, though.

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by Anonymousreply 68November 8, 2022 11:36 PM

The episode where Hannah got fired just reminded me what a shitty person Malia is.

She was totally set up by Malia because she wouldn't change cabins.

That thing about Valium being "drugs" was so stupid.

Malia purposely took those photos of her Valium and set her up.

The way she was dismissed by Sandy was so dirty.

by Anonymousreply 69November 9, 2022 3:06 AM

Tasha is terrible at this job, Natalya is batshit but crazy enough to be perfect as chief stewardess

by Anonymousreply 70November 9, 2022 4:02 AM

God, Kyle and his crying when he sprained his ankle was peak drama queen. Good riddance to that useless bitch.

I'd like to bitch slap that asshole cruise guest over his fucking pancakes.

by Anonymousreply 71November 9, 2022 4:38 PM

Hey, Dave, even Granny Clampett can make a fucking pancake.

by Anonymousreply 72November 9, 2022 4:42 PM

Kyle was hilarious talking about how he was going to push through the pain so he could stay on the boat then went to bed and stayed there. Two nights later he’s back partying with the crew and walking just fine.

by Anonymousreply 73November 9, 2022 4:44 PM

Kyle really went all out with blowing up those balloons.

by Anonymousreply 74November 9, 2022 4:46 PM

R72. That guest looked like an asshole in the coming attractions (sneaky editing) but he was actually a sweet guy who was fussy about his pancakes. At one point the pancakes were raw but told the stew not to tell Dave because he didn’t want to hurt his feelings.

by Anonymousreply 75November 9, 2022 4:46 PM

[quote] I'd like to bitch slap that asshole cruise guest over his fucking pancakes.

Even worse was him taking an expensive neck chain that cost him the price of a house, into the ocean... and then LOSING IT!

And then expecting the crew to go diving in the bay into 40 METER DEEP WATER to go look for it.

What a fucking idiot.

You can tell that everyone else thought so too.

by Anonymousreply 76November 9, 2022 4:58 PM

[QUOTE] Even worse was him taking an expensive neck chain that cost him the price of a house, into the ocean... and then LOSING IT!

That was the OTHER black guy on the charter.

by Anonymousreply 77November 9, 2022 8:00 PM

No racism, R77.

They kind of look like brothers.

by Anonymousreply 78November 9, 2022 10:40 PM

They were both assholes.

by Anonymousreply 79November 9, 2022 10:46 PM

Looks like there won’t be a reunion. Even Bravo knows this season sucked.

by Anonymousreply 80November 13, 2022 2:56 PM


Ah yes, the whiny one who served boiled meat.

by Anonymousreply 81November 14, 2022 7:02 AM

Tonight is the finale!

by Anonymousreply 82November 14, 2022 2:40 PM

Did Kyle come back?

by Anonymousreply 83November 15, 2022 1:54 AM

Kyle came back for the last night out. And they did film a reunion airing next Tuesday at 8.

by Anonymousreply 84November 15, 2022 12:38 PM

Ah I'll check PEACOCK for the reunion, but I can't promise to watch all of it.

by Anonymousreply 85November 15, 2022 4:28 PM

Boy, Kyle sure recovered from his horrifically debilitating ankle injury quickly, didn't he?

by Anonymousreply 86November 16, 2022 11:18 AM

Looks like Natasha skipped the reunion. I hope this means we’ll never see her on BD again but I fear KYLE will return as Chief Stew.

by Anonymousreply 87November 16, 2022 10:16 PM

R87 Kyle could never be chief stew. He's a lazy fuck who half-assed his way through the season and faked an ankle injury to get some time off.

by Anonymousreply 88November 16, 2022 10:55 PM

Lazy chief stews: Hannah, Jenna, Natasha.

by Anonymousreply 89November 16, 2022 11:17 PM

Didn't see a reunion on PEACOCK yet.

by Anonymousreply 90November 17, 2022 6:35 PM

Jesus... Kyle as a chief stew. Can you imagine?

by Anonymousreply 91November 18, 2022 6:05 PM

Sorry, ladies but Captain Glenn might be off the market.

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by Anonymousreply 92November 18, 2022 6:16 PM

R92 Glenn looks like he's put on about 60 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 93November 19, 2022 12:15 AM

^ I guess that is what being in love does to a person. He does look like he porked out.

by Anonymousreply 94November 19, 2022 2:26 AM

The reunion is a bore. Dave is clearly still in love with Natasha. Mzi looks cute in glasses. And, for some reason, Reid is dressed like a priest.

by Anonymousreply 95November 23, 2022 1:39 AM

Totally boring reunion.

Natasha is such a chickenshit.

She didn't go to the reunion because she knew she would be called out for being a manipulative WHORE!

Even Kyle looked like he wasn't friends with her any more.

by Anonymousreply 96November 23, 2022 8:23 PM

[quote]Ray-gun had me dying back with laughter.

I loved Raygan. She reminded me a lot of Bubble from AbFab. Pretty much didn't know how to do anything in her job description and "bone idle," as Our Hyacinth would say. After she got fired she went private on social media, so it was surprising that she showed up.

by Anonymousreply 97November 23, 2022 8:38 PM

Kyle got fat. Not surprised, since he's such a lazy ass. It also looks like he used an eyelash curler before the cameras rolled. I'm guessing he never heard again from the gay charter guest he was crushing on, since he didn't say anything about them getting together after the show. That guy was just trying to get his 15 minutes on TV, and he saw an easy way to do it by pretending to be into Kyle.

God, that Natasha is one messed up bitch. That video message of hers, "I met my soul mate for life three months ago..."

She is the living, breathing definition of "serial monogamist," a woman who absolutely cannot be without a boyfriend for even one minute. Dave doesn't know how lucky he is to be disentangled from that emotionally stunted mess.

by Anonymousreply 98November 24, 2022 3:21 PM

Did anyone else notice Shandy's gums when she smiled? They weren't a normal pink. They were kind of a weird beige. I think she's wearing a full set of dentures. All of her real teeth probably fell out when she was a stumbling drunk.

by Anonymousreply 99November 24, 2022 3:22 PM

Summary of BD gays: Fraser is delightful to watch. Hardworking, funny, quirky and a little bit bitchy. Kyle is lazy, loves to play the victim and inappropriate with guests.

by Anonymousreply 100November 24, 2022 3:33 PM

R100 Poor Fraser, though. He has GOT to chill out. He's gonna burn himself before the first charter is even over at the rate he's currently going.

by Anonymousreply 101November 24, 2022 3:38 PM

R99 I didn’t notice her gums but it was the first time I noticed her dentures. When did that happen?

by Anonymousreply 102November 25, 2022 2:02 AM
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