Because these threads keep getting shut down after only 100 posts.
Below Deck Med - (MALTA) Part 3
|by Anonymous||reply 102||November 25, 2022 2:02 AM|
Someone mentioned in the last thread, that Kyle is going to take a tumble down the stairs.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||October 19, 2022 2:48 AM|
OMG me neither. There better be some high pitched screams of agony involved.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||October 19, 2022 4:09 PM|
So what did Dave do that has so many people pissed off with him again?
Please don't tell me he went crawling back to that whore Natasha!!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||October 19, 2022 8:34 PM|
[QUOTE] Please don't tell me he went crawling back to that whore Natasha!!
Of course he did!
He thought that he would be given another chance with her given how badly things turned out with her ex. So he made a pass at her during their night on the town and she rejected him. Then he went into another one of his late-night, drunken WhatsApp spirals which did not need well.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||October 19, 2022 8:59 PM|
Did Kyle fall down the stairs yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||October 25, 2022 4:23 PM|
Someone spoiled in the Part 2 thread that Sam Smith (aka Kyle) gets sent home after falling down the stairs.
No more fat, sweaty, obnoxious Kyle stinking up my television screen.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||October 25, 2022 4:27 PM|
That bitch taking a spill was delicious. I just wish they had caught it from various angles.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||October 25, 2022 5:04 PM|
[quote] No more fat, sweaty, obnoxious Kyle stinking up my television screen.
Don't mess with me bitch, because I'm not the one.
I'll put you in your place!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||October 25, 2022 5:14 PM|
What a lazy bitch this Kyle turned out to be!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||October 25, 2022 5:46 PM|
[quote]Because these threads keep getting shut down after only 100 posts.
Read the room, dipshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||October 25, 2022 5:50 PM|
I feel like Kyle breaking his leg is karma from treating Natalia like shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||October 25, 2022 6:44 PM|
R11=stupid frau cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||October 25, 2022 7:01 PM|
Natalya is annoying in her own way.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||October 25, 2022 7:46 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||October 26, 2022 2:34 AM|
So what do you guys think about Storm? I find him sexy as fuck. He is one of those guys who I just want him to stick his whole tongue down my throat.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||October 26, 2022 3:00 AM|
That fall down the stairs was a tad dramatic. And hilarious. The wailing!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||October 26, 2022 3:22 AM|
Natalya and Natasha are both boring cunts - and Natasha is lazy as fuck.
The NFL player on the next charter seems like a real loser.....PANCAKES!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||October 26, 2022 3:52 PM|
Dave is a mean, possessive drunk. This all happened again because he drank. He was cool when he was able to keep his head down while working with her sober. It's when he starts to drink that he gets into this mood and gets bad ideas.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||October 26, 2022 3:55 PM|
R16 We didn't get to see it though. I'm still mad about that.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||October 26, 2022 3:56 PM|
Good lord I really wanted to see Kyle's full fall, hitting every step on the way down. We were robbed.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||October 26, 2022 4:29 PM|
I don't find Storm sexy at all. Nice guy, yes. Sexy, no. He seems like he would smell.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||October 26, 2022 4:30 PM|
Dave is an odd one. On one hand here is a guy who literally climbed Mt. Everest, has done amazing shit all over the world, etc. but can't get it together when it comes to that skank. I'm sure there are plenty of other women who would gladly fuck him (as well as men and I will volunteer).
|by Anonymous||reply 22||October 26, 2022 5:34 PM|
I find Dave sexy in such a masculine way.
He's very "male," if you know what I mean. Just crazy over pussy.
Even his unintelligible accent is attractive.
But his body, by far, is the hottest thing about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||October 26, 2022 5:42 PM|
Was that the new stew walking down the dock wearing stripper heels?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||October 26, 2022 10:53 PM|
Was it a gay male, R24? Lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||October 26, 2022 11:55 PM|
Sandy has no clue what's going on with the crew.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||November 1, 2022 3:58 AM|
I would love to see a hot, straight guy replace Kyle.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||November 1, 2022 4:00 AM|
R27. Sorry. It’s a ditsy chick.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||November 2, 2022 3:43 AM|
^ She claims to speak 7 languages and has a master's degree in linguistics.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||November 2, 2022 12:55 PM|
^ she also can’t work an ironing board or open the glass door.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||November 2, 2022 1:53 PM|
^ She’s a hot mess but better than fucking Kyle
Kyle comes back for the season finale
|by Anonymous||reply 31||November 2, 2022 2:11 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 32||November 2, 2022 5:23 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||November 3, 2022 7:27 PM|
This new stew is the most annoying stew I have ever seen. Ugh. Her voice alone!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||November 8, 2022 9:50 AM|
Is Norway now the place to visit? The new stew was on a ship in Norway. I remember that incident. It was all over the news here. Nyle was in Norway recently too. PS: why travel in fall? I get that it's cheaper but the weather is going to suck. It has been raining almost every day for a month now.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||November 8, 2022 10:05 AM|
I'm Norwegian btw.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||November 8, 2022 10:06 AM|
Reid is so cute. I hope he hooks up with the new stew as he clearly likes her.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||November 8, 2022 10:28 AM|
Worst BD season ever. I watched the finale on Peacock and it’s a big bore. Kyle returns for the last night out because he’s just so adorable. Good riddance.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 8, 2022 1:34 PM|
This season was a big snooze, and it was painful to watch Dave pine away for Natasha the entire time.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 8, 2022 1:42 PM|
Hated this season.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||November 8, 2022 1:43 PM|
How did Tashas boyfriend get hold of Dave's number?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 8, 2022 1:45 PM|
I think he DM’d Dave on Instagram, R41.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 8, 2022 1:50 PM|
The dildos used to entertain the guests is a potential lawsuit
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 8, 2022 2:03 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||November 8, 2022 2:03 PM|
I seriously hope they never bring any of these people back and that includes Mzi and Courtney. Time for a new captain, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||November 8, 2022 2:08 PM|
Love Mzi but he's wasting his time being friendzoned by the very common blond. That girl, Ray-gun had me dying back with laughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||November 8, 2022 2:13 PM|
Mzi is so not yachting material. He needs to stop emulating his older brother and find what he’s good at. He’s a nice person but he’s a deckhand fail.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||November 8, 2022 2:16 PM|
Next week, Sandy says she was expelled in 11th grade for drugs. Only thing good about that episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||November 8, 2022 3:34 PM|
That was such a reveal, R48. I had to rewind it. Good for her. Someone obviously helped her out.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||November 8, 2022 3:35 PM|
Kyle reminds me of Sam Smith. He keeps wearing hideous, high-waisted palazzo pants which make his gross fat ass look even more feminine. Vomit.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||November 8, 2022 3:41 PM|
Ummm can we talk about the new stew licking Courtney’s nipple in the finale.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||November 8, 2022 4:05 PM|
I agree with R45. We don't need to see any of these folks again.
Natasha is one of the worst people I've ever seen on this show. And she keeps saying how good she is at her job.....she's awful and personality is repulsive.
Goodbye, forever!!! Please. And take Dave with you. I could almost take another with some of the others....but those two are Must Miss TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||November 8, 2022 4:11 PM|
This is why threads about a shitty reality show few people waste their time to watch get closed
|by Anonymous||reply 53||November 8, 2022 4:19 PM|
I was going to post some spoilers but there really aren't any; it was all just a big nothing. Hate Natasha and Kyle so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||November 8, 2022 4:31 PM|
Kyle ticks all the boxes of a gay male stereotype, irritating.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||November 8, 2022 4:36 PM|
I have a crush on Tom Pearson from Below Deck Sailing yacht.
He's the one who let the boat drift onto the sand during anchor watch, then got fired.
Tom is cute as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||November 8, 2022 5:02 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 57||November 8, 2022 7:45 PM|
^is that the rich charter guest he hooked with?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||November 8, 2022 8:19 PM|
R58. Nope. Someone else.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||November 8, 2022 9:53 PM|
I'm sorry, but does someone really need to "rest" after twisting their ankle? Stay off it, sure.. but "rest"? That fat fuck Kyle sure took advantage of laying in bed for hours on end.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||November 8, 2022 10:55 PM|
I guess the boyfriend has a Sam Smith fetish.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||November 8, 2022 10:57 PM|
I'm watching Below Deck Med Mallorca, and it's the biggest shit show of all seasons!
First, the Italian girl is a massive CUNT, then she walks off the boat and quits.
Bugsy replaces her and a few episodes later accuses Pete of being a sexual predator.
Pete almost gets fired (but gets edited out of the rest of the season) because of a supposedly racist and sexist meme that he posted to his social media.
Then Kiko gets fired for being a terrible chef, and finds out before the charter is over. So he has to work the rest of the charter knowing he's off the boat.
And to icing on top of the season was Hannah getting fired for taking drugs on board!
What a clusterfuck!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||November 8, 2022 11:19 PM|
Someone also posted this, calling Malia a druggie.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||November 8, 2022 11:23 PM|
R62, that season is amazing. Highly enjoyable, especially Hannah’s fraying throughout the season (Kiko leaving is a big blow for her) and then her total flame-out and firing.
I think Sandy almost followed her into the bathroom to make sure she wasn’t flushing her stash!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||November 8, 2022 11:23 PM|
Jess was a terrible Stew, R64.
Lazy, always focused on Rob and making out with him in secret (totally wasting time).
Kiko always cooked the same thing.
Filet Mignon, Carrot Cake, and Mucaca.
The only bright spot was Pete because of his hot body and constantly talking about needing to get off.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||November 8, 2022 11:29 PM|
One thing I never understood about that season: why did Sandy let Kiko go before she secured a replacement? It makes the whole MY BOYFRIEND TOM IS COMING FOR A VISIT AND HE’S A CHEF! seem staged. And I hate Bugs so much it almost made me feel sorry for Hannah.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||November 8, 2022 11:33 PM|
R62,r64 loved that season
|by Anonymous||reply 67||November 8, 2022 11:34 PM|
[quote] why did Sandy let Kiko go before she secured a replacement?
Probably because he was super sweet, so she knew he would stick it out for the rest of the charter.
Also, they were out at sea, so he couldn't leave any way.
This closet queen Justin Thornton was also on that season.
No surprise he's a MAGAT. His dog was cute, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||November 8, 2022 11:36 PM|
The episode where Hannah got fired just reminded me what a shitty person Malia is.
She was totally set up by Malia because she wouldn't change cabins.
That thing about Valium being "drugs" was so stupid.
Malia purposely took those photos of her Valium and set her up.
The way she was dismissed by Sandy was so dirty.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||November 9, 2022 3:06 AM|
Tasha is terrible at this job, Natalya is batshit but crazy enough to be perfect as chief stewardess
|by Anonymous||reply 70||November 9, 2022 4:02 AM|
God, Kyle and his crying when he sprained his ankle was peak drama queen. Good riddance to that useless bitch.
I'd like to bitch slap that asshole cruise guest over his fucking pancakes.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||November 9, 2022 4:38 PM|
Hey, Dave, even Granny Clampett can make a fucking pancake.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||November 9, 2022 4:42 PM|
Kyle was hilarious talking about how he was going to push through the pain so he could stay on the boat then went to bed and stayed there. Two nights later he’s back partying with the crew and walking just fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||November 9, 2022 4:44 PM|
Kyle really went all out with blowing up those balloons.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||November 9, 2022 4:46 PM|
R72. That guest looked like an asshole in the coming attractions (sneaky editing) but he was actually a sweet guy who was fussy about his pancakes. At one point the pancakes were raw but told the stew not to tell Dave because he didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||November 9, 2022 4:46 PM|
[quote] I'd like to bitch slap that asshole cruise guest over his fucking pancakes.
Even worse was him taking an expensive neck chain that cost him the price of a house, into the ocean... and then LOSING IT!
And then expecting the crew to go diving in the bay into 40 METER DEEP WATER to go look for it.
What a fucking idiot.
You can tell that everyone else thought so too.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||November 9, 2022 4:58 PM|
[QUOTE] Even worse was him taking an expensive neck chain that cost him the price of a house, into the ocean... and then LOSING IT!
That was the OTHER black guy on the charter.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||November 9, 2022 8:00 PM|
No racism, R77.
They kind of look like brothers.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||November 9, 2022 10:40 PM|
They were both assholes.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||November 9, 2022 10:46 PM|
Looks like there won’t be a reunion. Even Bravo knows this season sucked.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||November 13, 2022 2:56 PM|
[quote]MY BOYFRIEND TOM IS COMING FOR A VISIT AND HE’S A CHEF!
Ah yes, the whiny one who served boiled meat.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||November 14, 2022 7:02 AM|
Tonight is the finale!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||November 14, 2022 2:40 PM|
Did Kyle come back?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||November 15, 2022 1:54 AM|
Kyle came back for the last night out. And they did film a reunion airing next Tuesday at 8.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||November 15, 2022 12:38 PM|
Ah I'll check PEACOCK for the reunion, but I can't promise to watch all of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||November 15, 2022 4:28 PM|
Boy, Kyle sure recovered from his horrifically debilitating ankle injury quickly, didn't he?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 16, 2022 11:18 AM|
Looks like Natasha skipped the reunion. I hope this means we’ll never see her on BD again but I fear KYLE will return as Chief Stew.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||November 16, 2022 10:16 PM|
R87 Kyle could never be chief stew. He's a lazy fuck who half-assed his way through the season and faked an ankle injury to get some time off.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||November 16, 2022 10:55 PM|
Lazy chief stews: Hannah, Jenna, Natasha.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||November 16, 2022 11:17 PM|
Didn't see a reunion on PEACOCK yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||November 17, 2022 6:35 PM|
Jesus... Kyle as a chief stew. Can you imagine?
|by Anonymous||reply 91||November 18, 2022 6:05 PM|
Sorry, ladies but Captain Glenn might be off the market.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||November 18, 2022 6:16 PM|
R92 Glenn looks like he's put on about 60 pounds.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||November 19, 2022 12:15 AM|
^ I guess that is what being in love does to a person. He does look like he porked out.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||November 19, 2022 2:26 AM|
The reunion is a bore. Dave is clearly still in love with Natasha. Mzi looks cute in glasses. And, for some reason, Reid is dressed like a priest.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||November 23, 2022 1:39 AM|
Totally boring reunion.
Natasha is such a chickenshit.
She didn't go to the reunion because she knew she would be called out for being a manipulative WHORE!
Even Kyle looked like he wasn't friends with her any more.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||November 23, 2022 8:23 PM|
[quote]Ray-gun had me dying back with laughter.
I loved Raygan. She reminded me a lot of Bubble from AbFab. Pretty much didn't know how to do anything in her job description and "bone idle," as Our Hyacinth would say. After she got fired she went private on social media, so it was surprising that she showed up.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||November 23, 2022 8:38 PM|
Kyle got fat. Not surprised, since he's such a lazy ass. It also looks like he used an eyelash curler before the cameras rolled. I'm guessing he never heard again from the gay charter guest he was crushing on, since he didn't say anything about them getting together after the show. That guy was just trying to get his 15 minutes on TV, and he saw an easy way to do it by pretending to be into Kyle.
God, that Natasha is one messed up bitch. That video message of hers, "I met my soul mate for life three months ago..."
She is the living, breathing definition of "serial monogamist," a woman who absolutely cannot be without a boyfriend for even one minute. Dave doesn't know how lucky he is to be disentangled from that emotionally stunted mess.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||November 24, 2022 3:21 PM|
Did anyone else notice Shandy's gums when she smiled? They weren't a normal pink. They were kind of a weird beige. I think she's wearing a full set of dentures. All of her real teeth probably fell out when she was a stumbling drunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||November 24, 2022 3:22 PM|
Summary of BD gays: Fraser is delightful to watch. Hardworking, funny, quirky and a little bit bitchy. Kyle is lazy, loves to play the victim and inappropriate with guests.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||November 24, 2022 3:33 PM|
R100 Poor Fraser, though. He has GOT to chill out. He's gonna burn himself before the first charter is even over at the rate he's currently going.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||November 24, 2022 3:38 PM|
R99 I didn’t notice her gums but it was the first time I noticed her dentures. When did that happen?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||November 25, 2022 2:02 AM|