Found this thread on Reddit talking about a closeted celebrity

20 years old and wants to get married to a closeted celebrity? oh no...

A needy, clingy, blabby, immature BF who is itching to out his celebrity BF?

What could go wrong?

That celebrity is going to wind up wishing you had died in that car crash, hun.

This never happened.

I don't believe this story because nothing gets 10 million viewers a week anymore.

1. Sunday Night Football, NBC (18 million, +9% year over year)

2. Thursday Night Football, Fox (15.4 million, +15%)

3. NCIS, CBS (10.9 million, -13%)

4. FBI, CBS (10.3 million, -6%)

5. Chicago Fire, NBC (9.9 million, -3%)

6. Blue Bloods, CBS (9.8 million, -4%)

7. The Equalizer, CBS (9.4 million, -23%*)

8. Young Sheldon, CBS (9.21 million, -3%)

9. 60 Minutes, CBS (9.19 million, -14%)

10. Chicago P.D., NBC (9.2 million, -5%)

Do these olds-attracting shows go to Comicon?

Young Sheldon most likely, maybe the big brother actor, although just as likely the dumb twink lied

It's Queen Latifah!

In the Year of our Lord 2022, WHY would this still be an issue?

No one knows the celeb is gay EXCEPT for his family, friends and coworkers....and each and everyone of them can be trusted with this big 'secret'. Sure, Jan...

Yeah the first thing that made me laugh is the 10 million viewers. Very, very shows get those types of ratings these days.

0/10.

Sounds uninspired. 0/1000000

[quote]9. 60 Minutes, CBS (9.19 million, -14%)

Hope the lucky kid is dating Scott Pelley.

How tacky and gross to post on reddit.

Does this hack want people to guess who the celebrity is in this "blind gossipy" game or does he want advice? This is just stupid.

Chace Crawford

[Quote]We met while he was promoting the show at Comic Con in New York.

Which type of shows would be promoted at Comic Con, and have 10 million view each episode?

It's either Iain Armitage or David McCallum!

r18, Is it one of the Star Trek shows like Strange New Worlds? I’ll cut this bitch if it’s my future husband Ethan Peck.

Sounds like a fan fiction.

10 million is clearly an exaggeration. I still think it's Chace Crawford. His show is a comic book show and would have been at ComicCon.

-∞/10

Is Chance still connected in any way to Rebecca Rittenhouse?

[Quote][R18], Is it one of the Star Trek shows like Strange New Worlds? I’ll cut this bitch if it’s my future husband Ethan Peck.

You might have to cut a bitch, r20.

Matt Smith from Dr. Who and The Crown? It would have to be something from a streaming service as opposed to regular TV.

Streaming platforms don't participate in the Nielsen viewer rating system. So the whole viewership estimate would not fit to any streaming platform show (like Boys from Amazon Prime). I believe, none of the streaming platform share viewership numbers of all of their shows, not even top ten lists. So, that part could be a lie.

Then he jumps inbetween East and West Coast

[quote] Recently I was in a bad car accident here in LA and almost died.

[quote] I feel unconditionally loved, something I wasn't getting back home in upstate New York.

So, grew up in upstate New York and is now living in L.A?

Then the issue is that the celebrity is young AND rich. So it can't be a CW or a streaming show, because they don't make that much money there.

I think it's an EST, but I would love it to be Jack Quaid, but the writer didn't mention a beard.

Guioii

10 million viewers....must be Tom Selleck from Blue Bloods!

Maybe OP is dating this closeted actor.

Never be nice to a twink bottom, or he'll want to marry you.

HBO and Disney release their viewing numbers.

ComicCon. Marvel? Mandalorian? Loki?

House of Dragons?

Hmmmm

Travis Fimmel

Just to play along...is it someone from Cobra Kai? I read somewhere that Cobra Kai got very good ratings on Netflix and I assume there is a Comic Con component to the p.r. for the show.

Yeah, this Reddit confection extrudes EST energy from every orifice, but let's indulge.

Darlin', if you're typing "LOL" unironically into a post about a nearly-lethal car crash and a deeply closeted power-player boyfriend, all your ass is fit to do right now is draw daisies and his initials in the margins of your secret diary.

Is there a link to the reddit post? I’d like to see the date on it. Is it current or old? I can’t seem to find it through Google.

Also…For reasons I will never understand Comic-Con has network TV show panels that are completely unrelated to the comic/sci-fi/fantasy genre.

R36 it brings in money and their formula is actually really nice because the mom-famous members of a cast sometimes get a little attention.

I know many will role their eyes but it could be Euphoria. HBO gloated about its outstanding ratings for S2. Plenty of kale leads that could fit this broad MO.

Final note, OP I’ve missed the celeb chatter on DL. The celeb gossip hooked me on this site, since COVID it’s been crickets.

Yup R29. The 20 year old is into someone old enough to be his GREAT GRANDFATHER.

OP, if this thread exists on reddit, link to it.

Entirely Scintillating Tale

Steve Buscemi - because what 20 year old wouldn't want to be fucked by him?

Bonus points for what that mouth do.

I live in Dallas where chace went to high school….it is pretty well known around town by those who verifiably went to school with him that he is indeed gay.

Matt Smith has fucked too many women for it to be Matt Smith. If Matt Smith is guy, I'm a notorious pussyhound and big bush supporter.

From those pictures it looks like chace is losing his hair…

[quote]This never happened.

Not without an NDA.

To be closeted is a pretty big deal, to be famous is also, to be gay, closeted and famous quite frankly is a recipe for disaster for any relationship. I think he'll probably be opposed to living together do to being closeted? Maybe you can propose first living together and see how she flies. Good luck.

That twink from Glee

Could it be someone from one of the Law & Orders?

Not if the 10 million viewers is correct, r48.

Again, it DIDN'T HAPPEN. The reddit thread doesn't exist...

R5 I was wrong. If you round up and throw out football games, that leaves a whopping four shows.

R11 Have you visited the Am I the Asshole subreddit? It has the fakest stories clearly written by kids who have no idea how laws work or what real estate actually costs. I remember one post was by someone claiming that they owned a house in San Francisco, and I forget how much they said it was worth, but it was far below what a vacant lot would be worth in a competitive housing market.

[Quote] Also…For reasons I will never understand Comic-Con has network TV show panels that are completely unrelated to the comic/sci-fi/fantasy genre.

I remember being confused when i saw that Glee was getting a panel at SDCC.

R42. Dallas here, too.

I have trouble believing a 20-year-old wrote that because they used TV ratings as a flex. Youths stream TV on their new-fangled tablets an thingamajigs.

I don’t watch TV anymore

The list above is all cable shows? None of them go to comicons.

If true, must be something like Riverdale. Is Riverdale even relevant to younger viewers anymore? They likely stopped watching when they grew up.

Young Sheldon kids are too young; like 12-13 and 16, nowhere marriage material in some twinks imagination.

Mark Harmon?

Are you kidding? WHO the FUCK would waste their time on a BI from an ANONYMOUS website.

R55, and apparently you don't use periods either.

Reddit has even more implausible and sloppy ESTs than DL.

11/10 👌🪠