Have you ever met a mirrorpronominal person?

What the absolute fuck is this shit?

Not just “what:” I have no idea whom is “who” much less “why”

Call me by your pronouns.

Oh those are just Borderlines. They have no sense of self And will become whomever they are with. And yes, I've met several. Wicked, horrible people.

I prefer fibonacci pronouns, in which you adopt all of the pronouns that have been adopted by the last person to speak to you, as well as the last person who spoke to them.

What?

More evidence that the pronoun people are mentally ill.

Complete with flag.

It's hard to tell if this is 1. Meant sincerely 2. Is a send up or 3. Is a psych-op.

Here's the thing: Progressives, who now control the levers of power in the Democratic Party, elite colleges and much of the media, have absolutely no way to say no to this person. If someone at work in their organizations said you must refer to me in this fashion and insist everyone else here does, the organization would absolutely have to go along. It's a civil right.

The vast majority of people reject this but those in power are forced to support it. And you guys wonder why DeSantis, Youngkin and Hawley have power.

CAN WE PLEASE FUCK THE FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT FOR THE LOVE OF COCK!!!!!

This is why I never go out anymore. It's easier to stay home and watch reruns of The Waltons.

Why Trump was elected. Again.

When someone lists their pronouns, I use YOU or their NAME.

The only thing I do is avoid IT.

Too old for this shit.

Plus I've never met a person, who lists their gender-fluid pronouns, into whom I would like to stick my cis gendered cock.

Ya win some, ya lose some.

No. Jesus Christ, no.

R13 is right. While six assholes with an internet connection are churning out this garbage, America is slipping into ruination and begging a fascist to save them from poverty. PRIORITIES!!!!!

Okay, then.

I have officially lived too long.

It’s just ridiculous at this point.

Remember turtle person?

[QUOTE]A member of a state panel advising the director of Oregon’s Health Authority (OHA) made a wild first impression at a meeting by proclaiming, “I use they, them and turtle for my pronouns.”

Another old thread bumped?

Give it a rest.

[quote]It's easier to stay home and watch reruns of The Waltons.

Michael Learned's pronouns were she/MISS.

I think I would become Faceslapnomial in such a person’s presence.

Get her.

Consider the source. In this case, a crowd-sourced wiki for fandoms. This isn’t real and no one identifies this way. It’s a hobby for a creative 14 year old, like writing fan fiction. Save your outrage.

Reading through the description in OP's post gave me a headache. Ain't nobody got time for all that.

My pronouns are generally somewhere in the spectrum of he/she/they/them, except for the times when I identify more strongly with indirect object pronouns, in which case it is your responsibility to adapt the rules of the English language to comply with my feelings. I reserve the right to keep my pronoun preferences confidential, but will of course be offended if you mispronoun me at any time in an act of grammatical terrorism. I WILL shame you and call upon all allies of the grammatically oppressed to ensure you NEVER dare repeat your transgressions.

RESPECT ME!!!

NOTICE ME!!!

VALIDATE ME!!!

OR ELSE!!!!

R7 is using a strawman argument to attack "pronoun people"

So is r24

R9, except no one identifies this way. You guys are using strawman arguments to attack liberals.

Way to attack the people who supported gay rights the whole time, while defending people like Josh Hawley who hate you. And, no, conservatives don't get elected because of pronouns. They get elected because of low IQ racists who hate gays as much as you hate "pronoun people"

Anyone who finds this fascinating should read "The Left Hand of Darkness" by Ursala LeGuin. It's a fascinating way of looking at another society where pronouns actually do change.

See, young whippersnappers? This award-winning science fiction writer got there waaaaay before you did.

Yes, and they're exhausting to be around so I don't make an effort to interact with them.

How tedious and exhausting to deal with.

OP is just trolling. This is no longer 2017.

This has all gone ten steps beyond crazy.

Funny, 3 weeks ago I attended a board meeting at the company I worked at since 1996.

I called it "attack of the pronoun peoples". Needless to say, the board meeting was over in 30 minutes. They didn't even know the company bylaws& tried to make shit up because they didn't what to do in the meeting.

I have to say it was fun, my boss, The Big G told the "pronoun people shareholders" that you need to learn how to handle & run a meeting, then voted to strip of their voting shares in a unanimous vote. Not one of the "pronouns men's were hot".

We had a couple at my former workplace who would change theirs up every few weeks. I couldn’t keep up. The names would change too. I’d get emails from “Minikin” and wonder who the f was that.

I guess there’s now a flag and colors for the asexual among us. I know someone who bought tights with the flag design. I feel like they have to want to stick it or be stuck at some point. It’s a human urge.

The myna bird of sexualities!

I identify as the original of whoever I'm talking to, who I immediately accuse of being a clone imposter.

R30 - OP posted this thread in 2022 and it got no interest from DL then.

I don’t get this microlabel. Does it mean you don’t have an original thought? I mean there’s abrosexual, which means you identity might shift but it isn’t supposed to be based on who’s in the room.

Why spend even a wasted second thinking about it R37?

Oh JFC.

[quote]I WILL shame you and call upon all allies of the grammatically oppressed to ensure you NEVER dare repeat your transgressions.

There are allies of grammatical oppression? Because, as someone with a higher degree in English, I feel constantly oppressed by the grammar I see everywhere. Will these same allies come to my aid when seeing "then" used as "than" triggers me?

I’m oppressed by excessive tattooing, what sexuality is that. I know I’m not aesthetically attracted to that, maybe sexually with the lights off.

Um ... what?

I swear some of you look for things to get outraged about. If you left your doublewide once in a while you would understand that this is not really a thing to get worked up about. It's one person on twitter most likely, and most likely a right wing troll putting you on.

And you fall for it, always. You rush in to register your disgust, express your outrage, and further the stupidity. All because you have no critical thinking skills, zero awareness of the real world, and a knee-jerk need to prove that you aren't like "the other ones."

And THAT, my dears, is the real reason Trump was elected: moronic reactionaries getting worked up over lies and exaggerations that intelligent people see right through.

PRONOUNS ARE BULLSHIT used by people who have a need for attention. Ask their name, call them by that name, no need for pronouns.

^^these threads are great for blocking these idiots^^

" My pronouns are they/them."

" My pronoun is 'I' as in, 'I don't give a fuck what your pronouns are."

He, she, Wanker. Fixed it.

I think the pronoun dance is mostly silly and makes spoken and written language harder to parse. That said, accommodating people’s gender nonsense is just part of 21st century good manners. And I think that’s fine. What it means to have good manners evolves over time. Nobody takes a hat off indoors anymore. Cell phones suddenly exist now, and polite people silence them at the theater.

Nowadays I avoid using gendered language (“hey guys”, etc) around people I don’t know. I still play a bit fast and loose with pronouns when someone looks very clearly their biological sex, but I 100% respect people’s chosen pronouns whenever someone telegraphs them to me. It’s not a real burden on me, and if it puts people more at ease around me then that’s a win-win.

This mirror pronoun thing would seriously test my boundaries if someone had the audacity to pull that shit with me.