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Bejusus. Would you let Jesus in?

While it’s true that, according to Merriam-Webster, “ween” is a verb that means “to hold as an opinion”, it’s also true that according to Urban Dictionary, “ween” is a slang term for weiner or d*ck.

Sorry for over explainin'.

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by Anonymousreply 10October 14, 2022 10:38 AM

😂 The perfect Halloween costume...

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by Anonymousreply 1October 14, 2022 9:26 AM

Is that the caftan were all supposed to wear when presenting?

by Anonymousreply 2October 14, 2022 9:57 AM

^ I think you have to wear your magical Mormon underwear with it 🤔

by Anonymousreply 3October 14, 2022 10:00 AM

sephardic Jesus?

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by Anonymousreply 4October 14, 2022 10:02 AM

or aging surfer Jesus?

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by Anonymousreply 5October 14, 2022 10:03 AM

Who cares about those Christian weenies?

by Anonymousreply 6October 14, 2022 10:08 AM

The Boognish

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by Anonymousreply 7October 14, 2022 10:20 AM

No, OP, I would not let Jebus in on Jebusween.

Jebus is broke bitch and he'd probably steal all of my candy.

by Anonymousreply 8October 14, 2022 10:31 AM

Jesusween, Juneteenth, it's all good!

by Anonymousreply 9October 14, 2022 10:35 AM

Jesus will be busy mowing my lawn on Halloween. But if I'm horny enough, I might let him in.

by Anonymousreply 10October 14, 2022 10:38 AM
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