What does Madison Cawthorn do now?

Televangelist, maybe.

Boebert, Greene, and so many other dimwitted GOP in congress drape themselves in the flag and the love of Jesus. They know that once they lose their elected seat, they can remain well paid on the fire and brimstone circuit. Cawthorn has a future there.

Yep, r1, I thought the same. Wheelchair. Clean-cut good looks. Bat-shit crazy. Accomplished liar. The Church of Cawthorn beckons.

And he never makes sense anyway, so the speaking in tongues thing will work for him.

Bend over.... can he do that?

[quote] What does Madison Cawthorn do now?

What do you want him to do?

They've figured out the formula to keep the suckers paying

Touring in a male version of Whatever Happened to Baby John.

Home plate

I’d be willing to hang a cross on his erect penis in solidarity.

Looks like he has given up, the blonde highlights are gone

Spitting tobacco out on the street and using a water bottle as a spitoon in Congress. Classy guy.

THAT will never happen R9.

A revival of Starlight Express.

Sad ... on his last legs.

What are you all talking about? He's got a lot of shit to do.

Dancing with the Stars

[quote] I’d be willing to hang a cross on his erect penis in solidarity.

It will be the second coming before that penis gets erect

Where is he? You mean he doesn’t go to work anymore? He doesn’t go to DC?

Where does he go all day?

Does any one have a link to the un paywall version? For Christ’s sake?

He'll "write" (someone else will actually do the work) a book about his experiences, whitewashing everything and casting himself as a victim. All conservative scum do it.

Ho boy did he fall of the face of the Earth. They absolutely put a hit out on him. Don’t ever expose the true, depraved GOP because they’ll come for you.

He’s obviously going to grift because that’s all conservatives do to their side they grift them for all the money they have. He’s already on the fake Christian BS so he’ll be able to grift plenty of rubes.

Hard to live down the gay rumors, don’t know how that plays if you want to be an evangelical preacher.

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N.B. It’s an interesting story, if nothing else it shines a light on the lack of any interest in true public service so prevalent across many levels of government. Not very auspicious for the future….

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Rolltore

Whatever it is will he still be doing it with Stephen though or is that restricted to out of the way motels now?

Rolltire

Life keeps rolling along…

He's repulsive in every way. Yet it is laughable that he is found lacking in comparison to his equally disgusting Deplorable MAGA cohort. I am beginning to believe he was invited to an orgy. If he had any self-respect his next act would be exposing the hypocrisy, hubris and dereliction of other Republicans.

Faith healer is definitely out of the question.

Join the Rockettes!

Compete in the furry butthole Olympics

He’s certainly still committed to Trump.

The pathetic sycophants clinging to Trump will get dragged down the drain with him. Good riddance.

He's still really handsome.

That'll come in handy if he goes to prison. Or the Vatican.

Is Lume deodorant spray looking for a new spokescripple?

My guess is spokesman or some such for some right wing organization. He’s big into the 2nd Amendment so NRA is a possibility.

That's all he's got going for him now, his looks....which always fade in time.

He only has HALF his looks. Dead from the waist down.

The Republican party is the party of grifters.

He's pretty dead from the neck up, too...

only fans

Republican orgies and adrenochrome shots. Mitch finally got him to submit

Watch out for Half Pint.

Handicapped porn, of course.

"Should have went to the Orgy"-----------Hindsight

We could hang him on the wall and call him Art

Go back to school and learn how to read. Get a degree in communication and become a teleprompter reader.

He may not be able to get a woody, but I hope his twig was pruned when he was born.

His legs and ass have atrophied by this point. Everything below the waist is horrific. Maybe he'd make a nice head in a jar.

Join Trump in Mar a Largo.

Trump has no uses for crips.

Trump hates being around handicapped people and losers. The only reason Trump would have Maddie down there would be to roll him out so he could, Caligula-like, humiliate him. Then after a few months throw him into the street.

He could sell designer piss bags on QVC.

Madison Cawthorn buys $1M house in Florida.

R58 Almost MAGA Paradise!

But I though he was going to be on "Shitting in a Plastic Bag with the Stars."

Hot gimp bottom

$1 million for a house? Doesn't the grifter have to pay back the money he misappropriated from his campaign? Idiot.

What with Lauren Boebert soon to be unemployed (hopefully), perhaps these two low-life dirtball scumbags can move in together to save money and grift to their heart's content.

Why are the old biddies of DL obsessed with this basic looking MAGA cripple?

He believes the religion stuff. That's a Southern thing. It's pretty common for Southerners who lose everything to sincerely turn to Christianity. It may be a fucked up version of Christianity, they may not live up to its tenets but they somehow believe it. So he's going that route. He is deeply conservative.

You have to be a Southerner to understand this.

Which is sorta sad as an alternative would be to come out and marry Cousin Stephen with whom I suspect he has had the most intimate relationship in a rather stunted emotional life.

[quote] Doesn't the grifter have to pay back the money he misappropriated from his campaign

Republicans don't repay money!!! The continue to grift but with more enthusiasm because they know they can get away with it.

So he'll be busy decorating his house. Miss Lindsey Graham will probably volunteer to help out!

He's baaaaaaack

[quote] Bend over.... can he do that?

Are we sure his hole is still functional. Can he still get mercilessly fucked up the ass.