A Larry King Special: The Death of Angela Lansbury

Liza, was Dracula his best role ?

(hot mic mishap) Hey, Mike. Did Kennedy ball Lansbury or was she a dyke?

On the line is Chuck Woolery remembering all the blow parties he attended with Angie - apparently she was a great flute player!

Next, Frozen Food czar Mike Tyson discusses the famous Lansbury Steak - a frozen treat with sentient brown gravy!

Debbie Reynolds will be on air with recollections of her dear and personal friend.

Welcome to a special edition of Larry King Live. Please give a warm welcome to my newest wife, Crystal King Minkoff, who is manning the phones and filling the tables with massage clients. Tiger mom, you say? No, tiger balm. She's quite the numbing agent.

Caller from Sheboygen, you're on the air. What did Beverly D' Angela and her role as Ellen Fletcher in "Vacation, She Wrote" mean to you?

She is known as Dame, Mame and maim. So much murder, everywhere she went. I assume the world will surely miss Angela Merkel.

“So when you played Mame at the Rose Garden Theater did you go to Luchow’s after the show?”

It's funny you've got the same name as your character on Falcon Crest. Did The Hammer do that for you as a favourite?

Whaddaya mean she can't answer, she's dead?

Tell, me how did you come up with the Cadbury Egg?

Next up, Liza's gonna hum the theme from her murder show, The Pink Panther. Apparently Liza's about three songs into the sauce and that's all she can do.

Whaddaya mean, don't read the parts in the brackets?

Next up, Murder She Spouts. Nancy Grace is gonna shout at us about who killed Angela Lansbury.

On the line, Hollywood legends and aristocrats Sid Poitier and Harry Belafontaine. Gentleman: be honest - were old Lizzie and Angie MILFs? And who got the best able at Sardis? Dame Commander, Knight Commander or Frog Chevalier?

And we're back to pay tribute to Mama June Angela, the formerly vivacious star of [italic]The Eclectic Company[/italic] and [italic]Here Comes Auntie Boo Boo.[/italic] Are we sure she's dead, fat or Japanese, though? We'll get to the bottom of it after this word from Rose Milk, the hand lotion with pizzazz.

Joining us now to talk about her hit song about the much accomplished actress is Helen Reddy.

Helen, welcome, tell us why you decided to write this tribute song, Angie Baby.

She starred with the Rat Pack in several movies and then went on to break new ground with her drama Police Woman. But let's not forget what she did in between there --- she flew around outer space in Lost in Space while climbing every mountain in Sound of Music.

So sad the great Angela Lansbury is no longer with us.

She was the Manchurian candidate, but did she win or lose the election? I'm gonna check with my producer and we'll have that answer for you right after this word from Garlique.

These suck.

Apparently she was a very famous murder writer. Everyone at The Palm says that. Next, we'll have Charro to sing a special tribute in Lansbury's native language: British

Do we know if she was close to any of the other Golden Girls cast members?

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For the life of me, folks, I don't know why we haven't got Tony Danza on either. But I'm told the paddles worked, so after the break her co-star: Dick Van Dyke!

She played so many British roles brilliantly. Did she just have a natural ear for accents?

Helen Mirren, you were a contemporary of Angela’s. Did you ever collaborate on the British stage?

From the Portrait of Christian Gray and Blue Velvet to the Candidate, she leaves behind an enviable film legacy.

After the break Jack Valenti joins me to discuss the implications of this news on the prospects for a Murder She Wrote reboot.

GRAND RAPIDS, HELLO!!!

In 1980, Dame Angela Bower co-starred in 'The Mirror Has Two Ass Cracks', starring Dame Liz Hurley and The Rock. Charlie Chaplin also co-starred...Charles, how was it working with Dame Judith Light? Up next is fri3nd of the show Dame Joan Collins, who somehow isn't dead yet.

Huh huh huh huh huh. TRANGELA MANSBURY.

Larry, didnt you invite Mick Jagger on the show?

Next up, her daughter Angelynne- best known for her billboard tributes to her beloved mother.

What channel is this on?

The one that no one watches.

For all the people who claim that DL is all angry trolls and no clever, witty threads…I submit this thread for your consideration.

She always did anal on the first date.

I'll show you Cabot Cove.

Breaking News:

Star of such movies as Hot Chocolate, Brown Sugar, and a personal favorite, Naughty Negros, Angela Davis has died at the age of 69er. Most noted for her Afro-like bush and ability to suck the skin off a grape from 30ft away, Angela also invented communism, grape-flavored hair relaxer, and anal bleach. She was also apparently British and often passed for white.

Rest In Peace.

Up Next: Gayle King pleasures herself LIVE!!!

Is this show going to get canceled when CNN changes hands?

[quote]s this show going to get canceled when CNN changes hands?

Don't worry. Even if it does get canceled, it will get syndicated on DataLounge.

Angelina Jolie? Didn't she play that model Mia?

On the line we've got the beloved Cabot Cunt's favorite relative. Grady, tell us what it was like to be the nephew of everyone's favorite Rose Milk-scented detective, while simultaneously being the best friend of everyone's favorite cantankerous black junk yard dog Fred Sanford? The stories must write themselves.

Next up we have Jon Hamm, who's currently starring in the "Murder, She Wrote" spinoff, "Fletch."

What was it like being married to Charles Laughton?

Proud to speak now to Steven Sondberg, who directed Angie playing Mrs Lover in the hit film 'The Demon Barbershop', starring with of course, Johnny Deep. Steve, we know you do words and music - but did you also teach Angie how to bake pies?

Viewers at home, you're watching a scene from the movie National Steeple chase starring the esteemed actress and candy heiress Angela Cadbury, Mickey Rooney, and a very young Liz Taylor. Joan, I think I read somewhere that THIS was the film in which Angela and young Liz heavily imbibed Black Velvet throughout the shoot, both of them descending into horrific alcoholism before Miss Cadbury overcame with her smashing comeback on Broadway starring as Mamie Eisenhower in "The Little Coloreds......." Who are we talking about, again?

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So, Your Royal Highness Dame Joan Collins, maybe you can clear up something people keep asking about.

Did Angela catch the clap or syph first and which one did she give to Jerry Van Dyke?

Is Joan now the oldest living Dame?

She played the role of Lyle Lovett on Broadway...

My producer is telling me ... yes, yes -- it's true! We now have celebrated actress Donna Pescow who played Lansbury in a sitcom! Donna ... how did she feel about your treatment of her? And we're trying to get your co-star Debralee Scott on the line ...

Next up we'll have Natalie Woods who played Angie's daughter in GYPPED......and Carol Burnett who played Angie's daughter in the movie HARPO.....but first a word from Betty Furness for Purina......the first name in kitchen appliances....

Honey, Joan isn't the oldest living dame- the oldest living whore is more like it.