Mario Lopez Turns 49

Fuck him. Right wing fundie. Pals out with Mike Huckabee.

He looks like they gave a zombie HGH.

He's starting to look his age.

Without the makeup and filters, he doesn't look as good.

Also, there's something very strange going on around his eyes.

You can tell he's had work done in that area.

Really r3?

Even I wouldn't hit that mess.

It looks like he has had a tummy-tuck.

I met him when he was on Broadway in chorus line. He has no brain.

Eeew Mario! What happened? I saw him in person a few years ago. He is looking rough now. He should stick to posting from the studio when he is HEAVILY MADE UP with good camera angles and lighting. That was fucking scary. If he keeps doing the plastic surgery he is gonna end up looking like an old white woman.

He and Keanu Reeves are two handsome older indigenous looking men.

For Indigenous People's Day I would have sex with both of them.

Y'all some jealous bitches. He looks GREAT for his age.

He’s in great shape but so gristly and surged.

I’m sorry, but give me a healthy, beefy gym daddy over that any day of the week.

Is Mario transitioning to an Upper West side Manhattan socialite?

He's starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Goals

He looks like he's made of putty.

R12 I was thinking the same thing!!!

His face looks BUSTED—like a drag queen who got her mug pumped with bathroom caulk before the big pageant.

Mario Mario Mario. You’re 49, you look fit but you are 49, not 29. It’s time to put your shirt on. And lay off the tummy tucks. Google Lorenzo Lamas Shirtless and you’ll see what I mean. Age gracefully dude.

Ryan Phillippe is the same age, but doesn't look like a plastic surgery nightmare.

I don't think Ryan has had any work done.

He looks like he just works out a lot.

And he's The Sexiest Man Alive for 2021!

He's definitely had work done around the eyes. The thumbnail looks like his eyes are puffy.

You all are mean. I think Miss Swan looks great!

R17 I will probably always be first in line to drink Lorenzo Lamas' bath water, and he still looks pretty damn good, but that bitch is 64 years old. He's definitely had work done. He is not aging gracefully.

Ryan is my idea of an almost 50 year old guy who is aging gracefully.

No work done on his face, and keeps his body in shape.

Plus, all the sex he has keeps him young.

Plus, I don't think that Mario can compete with Ryan Phillippe in THIS area, either...

He looks great

He does seem vapid but I’d still want him inside my mouth and ass for one encounter.

Ryan looks better with his clothes off.

Is he a CLOSET queen 👸

Or

OUT ?

So, so desperate…. “Thirsty” doesn’t begin to describe this man’s affliction.

Not attractive, Mario. Even with the muscles, insecurity es no bueno.

Douchenozzle

Still Goals

Good thing Ryan has a hot body and a nice dick, because his face is busted!

R18 your hilarious! 🤡 Ryan No Work Done Phillippe. 🙄 That's a good one!

I've changed my mind -- DEPORT HIM!

Mario's face looks leathery and busted to me.

Body is getting leathery, the face looks distorted by fillers at R1's photo.

Deep, deep closet case. I remember when Saved by the Bell was originally on and he gave an interview where he said he had a Marilyn Monroe poster in his bedroom.

Roided to the max. Not hot.

[Quote] I met him when he was on Broadway in chorus line. He has no brain.

Oh! Any good stories?

R23 Are you sure? Mario has been DL fodder for years as he’s rumored to be hung.

He’s not gay. And you haters are wrinkly fat whores eating bon bons

bitch looks rough

still trying to look 25

We don’t want him, R40.

Fucking delusional retard.

I'm cutting my calories in half, r40, so I'm only eating bons.

His face is uncanny, as if it’s made of marshmallow, and his musculature is still impressive but the skin covering it is sagging.

And he’s always been so cheesy. It’s an unappealing package.

Yikes, even I didn't take that many hits to the face!

It's hard enough to age, but it's extremely hard for people who owe their entire career to being sexually attractive to age.

R46 - So they think they'll never age? Should have prepared and transitioned.

He looks 60.

So lifelike!

He believes his own publicity.

Douchebag.

It looks to me like the problem is some sort of work done to the face, since he doesn't look natural to me. It's shiny and smooth, but also weirdly loose. I don;t have enough expertise to say what he's had done to it--I hope it's not permanent.

It's weird to think he has fans. He's an entertainment show host, and hasn't been an actor for years and years. Maybe his fans now grew up with SbtB?

He always comes across as so shallow and vain (if cheerful).

It's like his 49th birthday came and he instantaneously switched places with the portrait in his attic.

Good day! GOD BLESS!

His waist is abnormal and likely surgically-enhanced.

He’s a Trumper.

And a closet-case.

Negative personality…his only positive asset is his vacant smile, nothing more.

2027 The year he reaches "un fuck a bility " amongst both the homosexual and straight Frau media population

Vieja puta .

There was a period of time between 2006-2008 when Mario kinda had a comeback (nip tuck, Chorus Line) and gay men sort of adopted him. He played footsie back with the gay press to curry favor.

Then he started coming out about his religious and political views and he ditched gay men for straight men and fraus.

Antonio Sabato Jr did the same thing.

It’s sad because gay men are loyal fans who stand by through thick and thin where as the straights aren’t.

See Cher!

The face of a70 year old.

¡R57, Vaya, vaya!

Puto viejo

R44 you see that in a lot of older "hotties".Yeah,the muscles LOOK good,but touching them is like grabbing a deboned chicken. Blech ! Mario was cute for a long time,but he hit that wall going 80.

Mario is STRAIGHHHHHHTTTTT!!!!

He needs more Calgon!

[quote] Mario is STRAIGHHHHHHTTTTT!!!!

Straight to the nearest stall in the park bathroom.

[quote]It looks to me like the problem is some sort of work done to the face, since he doesn't look natural to me. It's shiny and smooth, but also weirdly loose. I don;t have enough expertise to say what he's had done to it--I hope it's not permanent.

Botox + some really bad filler work

sigh. I used to have such a crush on him growing up in the 90s and it continued into the 2000s until I found out he's a right wing asshole. I've been done with him for almost a decade now.

I hope he does go crazy with plastic surgery. It'd be hilarious to see his face all fucked up. It'd serve him right

49 my ass. He's 66 if he's a day

He's transitioning into Walter Mercado

Mario is okay, but I prefer my masculine men with natural body hair in all the right places, chest, forearms, legs, pits, etc. Think a young Alec Balwin in Miami Blues, dark thick lush rainforest of chest hair, bury your face in it, play with it... Yum, yum, I want me some! :-)

R69 - I love a hairy chest too, but Alec Baldwin was part woodland creature with that forest all over his body. Robin Williams too.

R69=delusional frau CUNT

R69: "No Asians, No Native Americans"

Fug

R68 Make fun of Walter all you'd like ,but in Miami he was GOD to those old cuban ladies .He was also known for being very charitable and a lovely person. Back to roasting Mario !

You queens are so foul.

Mario Lopez is smoking hot at 49!!!

r75 = Mario

He's beautiful, r76, and you know it.

[quote]He looks 60.

[quote]49 my ass. He's 66 if he's a day

[quote]The face of a 70 year old.

I don't know for a fact that at least one of these posters has written elsewhere "I'm almost sixty, but people still think I'm in my thirties," but c'mon, we all know it's true.

He looks like he asked the doctor for Tara Tummy

He's been trying to beat back Father Time for a while. Eventually, he'll have to give in, unless he wants to end up looking like a male Madonna.

Pussy Mario’s at R77 and elsewhere.

The picture in R80 looks like something from Death Becomes Her.

[quote] I don't think Ryan has had any work done.

DLers are so insistent that Ryan Phillippe has never had plastic surgery. So what if he has had PS?

Exactly, r82, he looks embalmed.

The overhead lighting is harsh (like Baby Jane). Mario's still got hooded eyes, so no eye lift, I don't think. He looks like he's had cheek implants and a chin / jaw implant. Plus fat injections and Botox. Tummy tuck, I don't know.

His torso looks like A LOT of lipo, possibly a tummy tuck, and like it belongs to one of those RealHousewives hags of a certain age.

Mario Lopez Turns 149.

There, I fixed it for you, op.

Bloated face, yuck. He can't be saved by the bell.

[Quote]It's weird to think he has fans. He's an entertainment show host, and hasn't been an actor for years and years.

R52 I don't believe he actually has fans anymore. An entertainment host is actually one of the most trifling jobs in entertainment. We don't even know most of their names. Celebs have a whole team of people to prep them for interviews. All dumbass Mario has to do is stand there. Regardless of the question, the celebrity is gonna give their prepared answers or funny story etc as they plug their project.

He's also never really been an actor. He proved that a few years ago when he tried to do a holiday Lifetime Movie. Do you realize how bad an actor you have to be to fail in a Lifetime Movie? He was just a cute kid on SBTB but his 15 minutes (and cuteness) ended a long time ago. He needs to go sit his old ass down somewhere and age gracefully. He looks like a desperate old fool.

[quote] It looks like he has had a tummy-tuck.

I think he had lipo which can be very hit or miss on the abs. I remember Tara Reid had a cute figure, probably had an eating disorder, got lipo and her stomach looked totally disfigured. Also, Mario is pumped with fillers. There are some guys at the gym that have good bodies but faces like Marios. With make up and lighting I'm sure they look OK, but it looks very over the top in real life, unfiltered.

The only thing that is appealing to me is the rumor that is he a hung breeding stallion.

He's getting that Omid Scobie melted wax look.

Ryan Phillipe is probably the best looking, a true DL looks 10 years younge, 49 year old out there. Whatever he is doing, whether he has had work or not, is what I aspire to be as his age. Ryan also disproves the misconception that white men don't age well. If you have low stress, take care of yourself, eat well, and have good genes, white stays bright!

Ryan Phillipe tipped into uncanny valley. Sorry to inform you r91. You haven't kept up. Don't you remember his ghastly face on SNL during Covid. He has filler+pus face ready to explode and his eye work is wonky.

MaryO Lopez can star in a remake of "House of Wax."

R93 They look more lifelike than MaryO!

Forget that tweaked face. All I’ve ever wanted to see on this guy was his dick.I still don’t understand how he landed the various hosting jobs over the years and now learning he’s a friend of Dump-fuck him.

Thirsty is all he has, since a teenager, he's not going to be a big actor, his face is his paycheck and always been.

He's always struck me as slime.

Mario turned 49 about five or 6 years ago. He needs to stop with that shit.

[quote] like a drag queen who got her mug pumped with bathroom caulk

More like bathroom COCK.

Weird to bump this thread for that bit of banality, r95.

That punim looks busted.

Too bad about the face

He needs to STOP the cosmetic procedures IMMEDIATELY.

Above the neck, he's morphing into an old Chinese woman. This is why paper bags were invented.

I always found him offensively aggressive but he’s still a favorite with many.

He's a bit hit with the botoxed and siliconed set of 70+ year old weathered hag cunts in their leggings at The Villages, Florida.

Hispanic men face rather abrupt and unseemly facial aging challenges past 50.

Hi abs looks like turkey jerky.

Fuck that MAGAt closet case.

He doesn't look as good as he thinks he does. And that's a lipo-tummy - stomachs don't look like that from working out.

He makes a ton of money - he can afford the best food, trainers, etc. to keep himself looking good. So he BETTER look good.

I'm tired of wealthy celebrities going on about their regimes - you've got the money, you've got the time - it's not a flex.

I've always found him fake and obnoxious.

Pillsbury Doughboy.

Spot on assessment, R110.

I still would suck his dick, old sperm and all, most of you probably look like gargoyles anyway, sour grapes bitches.

Saved By The Brow Lift

WHAT did he do to his face?

Off the Scratch 'N' Dent table.

He looks a lot older due to the surgery

Sad that old posts are featured