What are your thoughts on Scandinavian guys?

Often sexy, but usually standoffish.

Arrogant.

Snooty.

Cold.

I wanna fuck Hunter Schafer

I usually like their looks. The sex was great, but a lot of work to get past their reserved exterior. Once you do, they can be very sexual and passionate.

Buy them a few drinks. They get kinky fast.

Thank you to all who find us hot.

Hard to generalize. Danes, Swedes, Finns, and Estonians (if you count them) are all different. Finns are a lot like Germans. You better love the sex the first time because every other time will be exactly the same.

R7. You sound passive, hun.

Exceedingly rule-oriented.

Lived in Denmark and Norway for a total of about two years (cruise ship gigs) and R1 is absolutely right. The whole standoffish thing makes them extremely sexy. You can pretty much have sex with any guy after a few drinks, I’ve never been in a more bisexual region. But the ones who identify as straight will bail as soon as they sober up. And there’s that standoffish thing again….

And yes, r5 is right as well

Sebastian Larsson, Swedish professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Allsvenskan club AIK.

Larsson lives in Eskilstuna, Sweden with his wife Tina and two daughters.

Erik Olof Mellber, born 3 September 1977, is a Swedish football manager and former professional player. Married, two kids

Riku Salminen, Finnish actor

Sted Rundstad, Swedish model

R15 Goddam!

Ben Dahlhaus, Swedish model

R12 is gorgeous.

They all look like Hanson

I met a HAWT visiting Swedish actor in the dog park in Palm Springs. He came right over and sat next to me. All the queens were jealous as hell. Great guy. Straight though. Damn.

He said he was on a Swedish/American TV show but I can't find him.

Dolph Lundgren

Ooh, Viking lumberjack

The Swedish Prince...

Prince Carl Philip, Duke of Värmland

Frugal.

[quote]Exceedingly rule-oriented.

R9 nails it. The Swedes are by far the worst.

The psychology of Finns is very different from Scandinavians: even more inwardly-directed. They don't have the fatalism of Russians but are very different. Southern eskimos.

Scandinavians, Thais, Rhineland Germans, Slovenians, and a smattering of Anglo Saxons are definitely the most beautiful people on the planet. The remainder is just rubbish DNA.

They are sexy.

R25 Agree about Slovenians, they are beautiful. I was peeking at young guys on Tinder (unfortunately all straight) and God, Slovenians are beyond beautiful. Much more than the rest of us on Balkans. Since I am close, must go to Ljubljana one weekend, but sadly they seem like a very straight male population.

The ones I know have big blond bushes. I want to bury my face in them.

@r26, Very nice...

Tall and mostly attractive but their pee pees are really ugly for some reason 🤭

Ugly how? Please elaborate if you can.

[quote]R23 The Swedish Prince...

He looks Hispanic (?)

Swedish guys are HAF. I'm 6'3" but I'm dark so I like the contrast rolling around with those tall platinum boys.

Apparently Viking men spent a lot of time fucking the hell out of each other 😛

Prince Carl Philip enjoying a little assplay 😜

R30 tube cocks like tube socks

^ "Tube cocks" doesn't sound ugly 🤔

I don't mind the standoffishness, as I'm a stuck-up Brit and find it easier to deal with than over-the-top gregariousness.

R31. Sweden: Prince Carl Philip's mother is Queen Sylvia, whose father was German and mother was Brazilian.

Fucked a Swedish guy once, it was pretty good, he had a nice tight ass and a big dick, good looking and hot body - I tend to prefer darker guys though so I wouldn't specifically target Scandi guys.

My father is From Kastrup and his family and friends are anything but stand-off-ish and rule oriented. They are practical jokers, love dirty jokes, beer, politics and are very generous. My aunt smokes cigars while doing needlepoint. The best sleep I ever had was in Denmark. The bed and linens were incredibly comfortable—I don’t know their secret. Too bad I slept alone as I saw a lot of casually hot men.

It's not really that they're standoffish, it's the serial killer stare.

What I like about Scandinavians is that they don't have the performative masculinity, yet, they have very masculine minds, cold and rational. Seems scary sometimes. Unlike southerners or easterners who have this hypermasculine act, but are hysterical like some old aunties.

Who is in OP’s pic? He’s the winner!

[quote]Who is in OP’s pic? He’s the winner!

I think it's DL fave Markus Poyhonen, a Finnish former athlete

Standoffish guys may be appealing to bottoms but give me a friendly Midwestern or Irish bottom from the Bronx any day.

Met a Norwegian guy in Melb, Australia, moved to Oslo to be with him for a couple of years. Met an Icelandic guy and moved with him to London. Blonde hair, tall with blue eyes is my kryptonite.

^ I hope for your sake you never meet a Russian you like... "I met this guy, Boris and moved to Moscow" 🙄

Alexander Skarsgard

I scan them.

I die as a swoon for them.

I am smitten and immediately want to go to the nave and marry them.

They’re invariably not named Ian.

Oh and they’re all severely uncut. Very tight foreskins.

R50/R10, one may even call them tube like.

Are you sure, R10 / R50? Because Gustaf Skarsgård's looks fine to me.

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r17 is gorgeous, but he looks angry and like he's about to start yelling at you.

r22 definitely needs a bro/mansiere/some "support" in the chestal region.

I went out with one for a while. He was very blond, blue eyes, and light skinned. And thicc. All he wanted to do was blow me. I'd find him waiting outside my car when I left work. It got a little boring. He had a great ass and I really wanted to fuck it.

After a certain age, blond haired men look to be in need of a good scrub.

Scandinavia is my favorite country.

I imagine it as entire countries filled with men who look like this.

[quote] Ben Dahlhaus, Swedish model

Thread about him.

There's no real regular decent gay scene to speak of in the scandinavian countries: socialising seems very integrated. For a visitor it's fucking frustrating.

@r57, "Scandinavia is my favorite country. "

North America is mine

[quote] North America is mine

Mines too!

Mediterranea is mine

Africa is a nice country, although some prefer Asia

The Caribbean is my favorite nation

Notice the golden glow on these Swedish guys? No other people glow like the Swedes. No, I'm not the Yellow Skin Troll but I have been accused.

When I lived in Copenhagen and Oslo in the eighties (cruise ship gigs), there was next to no gay scene in Oslo but Copenhagen was pretty active with a bar with a drag show (Madame Arthur), a porn cineplex, a bathhouse (Sauna Club Amigo), a dance club (Pan Disco) Tun by the government, and a pretty busy cruise park - all within walking distance near Tívoli Gardens.

But it’s true that it was a pretty small scene where everyone knew each other. By the time I was done with the several gigs, I had invited most of the friends I made at the bars, on board with me, to sail to Oslo and back. This was before high security days, so my guests could stroll into the ship with me and all I had to do was tell the security guard “(s)he’s with me!” (*waves*)

… run by the government…

I'm Norwegian and I don't find Norwegian men hot. Blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin... no thanks. It's not attractive to me. I prefer brown/dark hair, brown eyes and a sun tanned complexion. I'm more into Spaniards and Italians and Latinos.

They’re reserved at first. American guys are chirpy and forthcoming, but Scandi guys play it cool.

The Sauna is too damn hot

The rent is too damn high!

They keep their cocks cleaner than the Brits do.

Lutherans make good casseroles.

R74 = Jeffrey Dahmer

A question of a naif, but how do you tell a Swede from a Dane or a from a Norwegian or a Finn? Any tell-tale signs or behavioral quirks?

P.S.: I’m aware that Finns aren’t Scandinavian, but I’ll just lump all the Nordic men together lol.

@r76, For starters they speak different languages

The Roskilde Festival naked run is held in Denmark annually. I imagine most of these men are Scandinavian.

"Lutherans make good casseroles."

Do they taste like chicken?

My Finnish ex was hung af.

As some of the pics here illustrate, not all Nordic men are blond hair, blue eye types. I have dated two Nordic men - one was dark haired, fair skinned, green eyed Icelandic hunk, the other a big furry blond Swede. Both were truly blessed down below - Icelandic was particularly thick. Personality wise, couldn’t be more different. Swede while a bit reserved at first, once he loosened up his reserve, got comfortable with people, just a great, funny guy. Icelandic was not so much reserved as just plain old shy. Very smart, a scientist researching stem cell applications, but could be fairly clueless, which was kind of endearing. Had absolutely no idea how handsome was too, which was also cute, and you often had to explain pop culture references, or he’d get the joke a beat after everyone else.

Both were good in the sack, but Icelandic lost all his shyness in bed which was incredibly fun. I was with Swede for about a year and a half - we were both late 20’s, and as I reflect back now, we weren’t as serious as we thought we were. I was with the Icelandic about 8 years. It was trying to maintain it as a long distance thing after year 6 when he took a position in Europe that did us in. I sometimes think Icelandic was the “one who got away”.

Swede wound up moving to LA, and he’s been partnered with a sexy Persian doctor for years now.

Icelandic did move back to the States, to the DC area. Wound up getting together with a fellow we both knew, who passed last year.

Both keep in touch - I’ll get random texts from both, but haven’t physically seen either in about 10 years now.

[quote] the other a big furry blond Swede

Swen?

It doesn't look like there's much manscaping going on in the picture in R79. Is this typical of Nordic countries? Does full bush help them keep their packages warm in the long winters?

The climate may be cold, but the men are hot.

[quote] The climate may be cold, but the men are hot.

Pic redone.

Never marry, or even dally with, a Scandinavian. They're all quite mad.

It's the latitude, A winter when the sun never rises, and a summer when the sun never sets is more than enough to addle the brain of any man.

Oy, OP, just try having sex to *this*...

They smoke a mean herring.

What are we, chopped liver?

I sampled plenty of nordic men and they're all weird. And I mean it, WEIRD.

Do germans instead, all your viking fantasies but 80% less crazy.

Weird in which sense R91. I really wanna know.

Good looking when young but then become fat and oafish

Anyone know who this guy is?

R25 [quote] Scandinavians, Thais, Rhineland Germans, Slovenians, and a smattering of Anglo Saxons are definitely the most beautiful people on the planet. The remainder is just rubbish DNA.

To the ovens with them!

[quote]Good looking when young but then become fat and oafish

Doesn't anyone?

I’ve been to all the countries in Scandinavia, and the men were generally plain or unattractive. That said, one of the best looking guys I’ve ever seen in my life was a taxi driver in Helsinki, Finland. He was beautiful…early 20’s, perfect bone structure, blonde hair and blue eyes. He didn’t look working class and I kept wondering what a guy like him was doing driving a taxi.

Finnish? I'm just getting started...

I think they are the best looking men on the planet.

Finland isn't Scandinavia, r97.

Many are gorgeous when younger, but they seem to hit a wall. The fair skin type doesn't seem to age well for the most part and they don't seem to care about staying fit after a certain point.

While younger, many of the mesomorph body type, so minimal maintenance gives them great bodies.

Both the most romantic evening and the best sex of my life (by a wide margin!) were with a Swede I met a couple of decades ago. He's my "one that got away," and I made damn sure to remain friends even if a long-distance love affair wasn't in the cards.

He's also aging extremely well, as a counterpoint to the above.

I don’t “have thoughts” about them.

Perfect example - Ruud van Doorn.

[quote] Perfect example - Ruud van Doorn.

Perfect example of a Scandinavian guy?

Yes, or is he Dutch?

[quote] Yes, or is he Dutch?

He's Dutch. :)

Blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin... all are turn-offs for me. I am not attracted to Norwegian men. I'm Norwegian myself.

I know you Norwegian fraus are chasing for some Italian or Balkanic dick.

R94, yes, that’s Olaf

Most men around the world, no matter the culture, look sort of meh. There are definitely some in all cultures that look stunning, but the majority don’t.

It’s odd that, as examples, DL always shows models or actors as examples when they have that role in society specifically because they are better looking than the average person

R108 - send them to me - all of them.

All blonde's age badly

What does the blonde possess?

Completely untrue, Alexander Skarsgard looks better than any darker man his age.

And Brad Pitt was really good looking deep in his 50s, just as Paul Newman and many others.

Besides, as a man ages and loses freshness of youth, besides his figure, style, charm and some amount of sophistication becomes his most important asset.

[quote] And Brad Pitt was really good looking deep in his 50s

Pitt has Scandinavian blood?

Icelandic actor Aron Már Ólafsson was in S2 of the police drama 'Trapped", played gay

sorry, stinky link

No R117, talking about how blonds age.

I hope you like reindeer meat.

R120 two out of how many !

[quote]He didn’t look working class and I kept wondering what a guy like him was doing driving a taxi.

WTF is that supposed to mean? In one sentence you’ve managed to insult good-looking people, taxi drivers, people with an education beyond high school and people without one. What do looks have to do with profession?

Mitch McConnell could be driving the next cab I get into and it wouldn’t look any different than if my corner store concierge were delivering a valedictory speech at Harvard.

I don’t get how some classist people can still - at this day and age of jeans and t-shirts at the workplace - judge books by covers.

R123, because designing book covers is still a multi-billion dollar industry.

Regardless of what you say, you judge people by their appearances. Everyone does. Just like I am judging you for posting on a thread that has been dead for 22 days to make a silly comment about a post that is about a quarter of the way up the page.

Queering Sámi

Finnish sauna enthusiasts, many participate and it's always a full nude custom.

I wish I knew the guy on the right. Handsome and hairy. Do Scandinavian men have bigger bushes than other men? Protection from the cold?

ginger bushes

A man from Iceland Rurik Gislason.

I tend to find them very hot, even the ubiquitous blonds (which is weird because I tend to gravitate toward men with darker features). A lot of them tend to have strong jawlines and a natural stoic demeanor about them that is sexy. Bonus points if they have a lot of body hair, though most tend not to—or if they do, it's very light and not that visible.

I have done a DNA test and am genetically almost 50% Swedish, with the remainder being Russian/Ukrainian Jewish and some Irish and English ancestry. People are surprised when I tell them I'm half-Swedish because I don't fit the stereotypical image. I did get the fair skin and the height (I'm a little over 6'2"), but I have dark brown eyes and thick dark brown hair, which I am guessing comes from my Russian/Jewish roots. I also inherited a lot of body hair, whereas my brother and my dad (where the Swedish comes from) are almost completely hairless and can't even grow a beard or mustache. I can shave my face in the morning and by midday have a 5 o'clock shadow. Thanks, mom (I guess?)

Norwegian actor Andre Eriksen was very hot in The Trip.

I am in favor of them being naked all the time.

Current Scandinavian fave Bill Skargard

Swedish actor Eddie Axberg—quite a beauty in his prime.

There’s something off about them. The Norgies in particular.

R134 What do you feel is “off” about them, specifically?

Rurik Gislason from R128.

Scandinavian guys are the best.

Finn.

Don't generally like blonde hair/blue eyes but I grew up crushing on Stefan Edberg, who is still to me the epitome of male beauty.

They are very North.

Scandinavian men are thoroughly unimpressive.

Not the strongest erections.

A lot of them are into cock-cages and weird sex.

Well, I tried to date the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show, but his tastes unwaveringly involved fisting for some odd reason.

I’m in Norway and it’s a goddamn freakshow. Good looking men are an endangered species. In terms of the gay men, it’s mostly poorly aging white men, ultra-feminine (and obnoxious East Asians), Middle Easterners with bad plastic surgery, and African grifters. No wonder Spain is popular with Norwegian gays.

Are you Norwegian r145?

Uninteresting personalities. Give me an Italian or Spaniard any day!

Gorgeous, fun and so tall. I'm 6'2 and felt short next to them. They also have huge uncock cocks. Approved.

R26, I was in Slovenia for 10 days this past summer. The men are almost all straight. Very little gay life.

Love German, Nordic, Scandinavian men. But Beware the cool, if not cold, detachment at times!

I've gotten into Scandinavian series on Netflix....

Loved "Deadwind" from Finland. The male lead...Lauri Tilkanen...is beautiful.

And I've fallen in lust for Tobias Santelmann, the German-born lead in the Norwegian "Borderliner."

In Belgium as a student on holiday I happened to sit at the bar next to a beautiful Swede who in response to my oh-so-original quip, "Oh, a Viking then?", said, "Yes, and I'd like to raid your ass". I laughed it off and slid away. I was drinking those little glasses of Belgian beer (I drank three, maybe?) and remember crawling on all fours to the bunk at the youth hostel. Talk about hot pipes and regret.

Scandikea.

This Scandinavian guy is hot! I love his hair.

Notes on a Scandi.

That's one hot man. I LOVE guys with gorgeous hair.

Blonds have never been my muses. My dream guy has always been a good looking tallish slim brunette.

My thoughts: Breed me!

Just like most ethnicities they are a mixed bag. However, Bill Skarsgard gets more beautiful with each passing year.

I’d take Alexander over Bill. Bill is weird looking and not in a good way. The unfortunate thing about Alexander is he looks too much like his father which is disconcerting.

So, I dealt with 2. They were very open minded. One had a long conversation seduction game. Completely non judgemental and fun.

Make sure they are freshly showered. They get ripe fast.

Finland is Nordic but not Scandinavian. Geez people.

R162 = R97

Oops - R162 = R100

I feel like the topic title is really asking "what are your thoughts on traditional fair skinned Scandi guys?" considering many men from Scandinavia don't look like the stereotypes.

Is it? Is it really?

Yes mate.

blue eyes do it for me

R31 Close, French

I met a good-looking, dark-complected, Norwegian man with dark brown hair at Haulover Beach. He never took his swimsuit off; I thought most Norwegians would. Later he told me his Norwegian parents adopted him from Brazil.

Still, I wondered why he didn't take his swimsuit off...

^^Because he knew you wanted him to do so.

I love Stockholm.

R173 Same, it's expensive though.

Love the passionate ones. The aspies, not so much.

I do not like them. I think they’re really strange looking

🍆 📏?

Do they use scanners?

[quote] Do they use scanners?

?

Or copy machines?

I want to adopt this one. Those earnest, puppy dog eyes and heavenly voice. Maybe he's a distant Hemingway relative.

Coldly logical and weird. ie: exactly my type.

Not the Midsommar types obviously but most of them are so stupid hot.

Have you tried the sommarmenu?

I’m usually not a fan of them but I find legendary Swedish actor Max von Sydow to have been insanely attractive in a way no one ever seemed to talk about... Gorgeous as a young man and remained very sexy in old age.

Holger Rune aka Legz on the Gays and Tennis threads.

They are the ancestors of UK guys, because people migrate west.

I like the furry-chested, furry-legged Swedes with the really big, thick cocks. I've had a few--love 'em.

Norwegian community.

[quote] What do you like about Norwegian community?

[quote] Myself.

R125 now those guys are beautiful!

I have a type (or types) but it isnt about region/ colour, its build and other things. So I my thoughts on Scandinavian guys are pretty much the same as those about guys anywhere else.

I was in Stockholm and went to a video booth store and sucked the fattest, heftiest dick I have ever sucked in my life there. It was a beauty. I am a fan.

What store r191?

This was like 25 years ago. But I was staying at a hotel called the Birger Jarl hotel in Sweden. The video booth, sex store was within walking distance of that, if it is still there.

R193 I stayed on that boat too! Did you go to the gay bars?

They sound well endowed and to the point.

Boat?

Birger Jarl boat was a floating hotel

[quote] I love Stockholm.

Sounds like a syndrome.

André Elmenhorst

More André.

André.

One more.

never fucked one, hope to one day

That kid is too young to have bunions already r203

Danish men are incredibly sexy and great lays. I had a lot of incredible sex in Copenhagen. And I had a Swedish boyfriend who was beyond hunky...unbelievably talented in bed.

I was in Finland a few months ago and daaamnn - the men were beyond hot. I've never seen so many blonde people before in my life (almost felt kind of dirty for having brown hair). Some of them are so blonde they almost look albino. The local twinks are especially gorgeous.

I was really looking forward to visiting the historic Yrjönkatu pool in Helsinki, which has a male only section and apparently most of the locals swim in the nude there. But unfortunately the whole complex is currently closed for remodelling. 😭

Swedes can be sarcastic. I wonder if there is a sarcasm belt from Ireland, through Scotland, to Sweden.

a lot of them look like garden gnomes

Maybe not everyone's cup of tea but sexy Dane, Nikolaj Hübbe always got my juices flowing. As a young dancer with NYC Ballet he was dreamy. Still find him hot, interesting and maybe a little crazy (which suits me just fine).

I’d rødegrøde Hübbe’s frøde!

Ja, Jaaaaaa…!!!

R212 = Morten Harket

Stubborn as anything.

Click to enlarge.

Still alive?

Eddie Razaz is a hot Swedish Iranian guy

They typically have very minimalistic decor. They tend to stick to solid colors in regards to their bed and bathroom linens and have an affinity for waffle weave towels and duvet covers. Obesity is very rare as is extreme body hair. They are somewhat introspective in terms of demeanor however sexually they are very experimental and typically are good in bed.

Perfectly intact

Which Scandinavian country has the hottest guys?

Whoreway

[quote] Whoreway

Femland.

Finland. But it's not Scandanavian per se, although as recently as a hundred years ago a quarter of the people spoke Swedish as their native language.

Denmussy

[quote] Denmussy

Copenhardon.

Malmösexual

I like the thin, tall, blond otters amongst the Scandinavian cohort.

Many are handsome like Johannes Lassen at OP, but as R1 wrote..."standoffish."

Very laconic and clinical too...How was it for you (after a night of sex)? "Okay." "Your dick is not the best I've had."

R219, I’ve been watching Norwegian shows and that obesity note is a myth. They seem to have fewer obese people but the fit fat look is very common. Skinny legs and arms with a barrel holding in most of the fat.

I’ve also seen some fat teenagers. So, the obesity things isn’t rare. I think genetically the distribution of fat is better hidden.

Swedish/Norwegian/Danish guys, along with Dutch, are hot to me.

I've been with a few guys who were very tall (over 6'5") and also hung, and all of them were Scandinavian or Dutch.

Scandinavians have that skinny-fat look of alcoholics, which most of them are.

I was enjoying the Veep thread last night and today I couldn’t help reading R229 in the voice of Minna Haakinen.

OP, Scandinavian men are a DL fetish. They like them blond, blue eyed, and tall.

R230 That is literally me. I am not fat at all, skinny arms and legs. I still have a bit of a stomach though. My BMI is normal. I hardly ever drink either.