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What are your thoughts on Scandinavian guys?

As a type do you like or dislike them? Have you dated and/or had sex with any? Was it good or bad?

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by Anonymousreply 137November 27, 2022 1:25 AM

Often sexy, but usually standoffish.

by Anonymousreply 1October 5, 2022 6:11 AM




by Anonymousreply 2October 5, 2022 6:13 AM

I wanna fuck Hunter Schafer

by Anonymousreply 3October 5, 2022 6:17 AM

I usually like their looks. The sex was great, but a lot of work to get past their reserved exterior. Once you do, they can be very sexual and passionate.

by Anonymousreply 4October 5, 2022 6:35 AM

Buy them a few drinks. They get kinky fast.

by Anonymousreply 5October 5, 2022 7:21 AM

Thank you to all who find us hot.

by Anonymousreply 6October 5, 2022 7:27 AM

Hard to generalize. Danes, Swedes, Finns, and Estonians (if you count them) are all different. Finns are a lot like Germans. You better love the sex the first time because every other time will be exactly the same.

by Anonymousreply 7October 5, 2022 7:27 AM

R7. You sound passive, hun.

by Anonymousreply 8October 5, 2022 7:40 AM

Exceedingly rule-oriented.

by Anonymousreply 9October 5, 2022 7:41 AM

Lived in Denmark and Norway for a total of about two years (cruise ship gigs) and R1 is absolutely right. The whole standoffish thing makes them extremely sexy. You can pretty much have sex with any guy after a few drinks, I’ve never been in a more bisexual region. But the ones who identify as straight will bail as soon as they sober up. And there’s that standoffish thing again….

by Anonymousreply 10October 5, 2022 7:46 AM

And yes, r5 is right as well

by Anonymousreply 11October 5, 2022 7:46 AM

Sebastian Larsson, Swedish professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Allsvenskan club AIK.

Larsson lives in Eskilstuna, Sweden with his wife Tina and two daughters.

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by Anonymousreply 12October 5, 2022 7:53 AM

Erik Olof Mellber, born 3 September 1977, is a Swedish football manager and former professional player. Married, two kids

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by Anonymousreply 13October 5, 2022 7:57 AM

Riku Salminen, Finnish actor

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by Anonymousreply 14October 5, 2022 8:02 AM

Sted Rundstad, Swedish model

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by Anonymousreply 15October 5, 2022 8:04 AM

R15 Goddam!

by Anonymousreply 16October 5, 2022 8:06 AM

Ben Dahlhaus, Swedish model

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by Anonymousreply 17October 5, 2022 8:07 AM

R12 is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 18October 5, 2022 8:08 AM

They all look like Hanson

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by Anonymousreply 19October 5, 2022 8:13 AM

I met a HAWT visiting Swedish actor in the dog park in Palm Springs. He came right over and sat next to me. All the queens were jealous as hell. Great guy. Straight though. Damn.

He said he was on a Swedish/American TV show but I can't find him.

by Anonymousreply 20October 5, 2022 8:13 AM

Dolph Lundgren

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by Anonymousreply 21October 5, 2022 8:14 AM

Ooh, Viking lumberjack

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by Anonymousreply 22October 5, 2022 8:16 AM

The Swedish Prince...

Prince Carl Philip, Duke of Värmland

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by Anonymousreply 23October 5, 2022 8:20 AM


by Anonymousreply 24October 5, 2022 8:24 AM

[quote]Exceedingly rule-oriented.

R9 nails it. The Swedes are by far the worst.

The psychology of Finns is very different from Scandinavians: even more inwardly-directed. They don't have the fatalism of Russians but are very different. Southern eskimos.

Scandinavians, Thais, Rhineland Germans, Slovenians, and a smattering of Anglo Saxons are definitely the most beautiful people on the planet. The remainder is just rubbish DNA.

by Anonymousreply 25October 5, 2022 8:27 AM

They are sexy.

R25 Agree about Slovenians, they are beautiful. I was peeking at young guys on Tinder (unfortunately all straight) and God, Slovenians are beyond beautiful. Much more than the rest of us on Balkans. Since I am close, must go to Ljubljana one weekend, but sadly they seem like a very straight male population.

by Anonymousreply 26October 5, 2022 8:34 AM

The ones I know have big blond bushes. I want to bury my face in them.

by Anonymousreply 27October 5, 2022 8:40 AM

@r26, Very nice...

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by Anonymousreply 28October 5, 2022 8:43 AM

Tall and mostly attractive but their pee pees are really ugly for some reason 🤭

by Anonymousreply 29October 5, 2022 8:44 AM

Ugly how? Please elaborate if you can.

by Anonymousreply 30October 5, 2022 8:50 AM

[quote]R23 The Swedish Prince...

He looks Hispanic (?)

by Anonymousreply 31October 5, 2022 8:53 AM

Swedish guys are HAF. I'm 6'3" but I'm dark so I like the contrast rolling around with those tall platinum boys.

by Anonymousreply 32October 5, 2022 8:54 AM

Apparently Viking men spent a lot of time fucking the hell out of each other 😛

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by Anonymousreply 33October 5, 2022 8:54 AM

Prince Carl Philip enjoying a little assplay 😜

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by Anonymousreply 34October 5, 2022 9:12 AM

R30 tube cocks like tube socks

by Anonymousreply 35October 5, 2022 9:12 AM

^ "Tube cocks" doesn't sound ugly 🤔

by Anonymousreply 36October 5, 2022 9:15 AM

I don't mind the standoffishness, as I'm a stuck-up Brit and find it easier to deal with than over-the-top gregariousness.

by Anonymousreply 37October 5, 2022 9:17 AM

R31. Sweden: Prince Carl Philip's mother is Queen Sylvia, whose father was German and mother was Brazilian.

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by Anonymousreply 38October 5, 2022 9:23 AM

Fucked a Swedish guy once, it was pretty good, he had a nice tight ass and a big dick, good looking and hot body - I tend to prefer darker guys though so I wouldn't specifically target Scandi guys.

by Anonymousreply 39October 5, 2022 9:33 AM

My father is From Kastrup and his family and friends are anything but stand-off-ish and rule oriented. They are practical jokers, love dirty jokes, beer, politics and are very generous. My aunt smokes cigars while doing needlepoint. The best sleep I ever had was in Denmark. The bed and linens were incredibly comfortable—I don’t know their secret. Too bad I slept alone as I saw a lot of casually hot men.

by Anonymousreply 40October 5, 2022 9:38 AM

It's not really that they're standoffish, it's the serial killer stare.

by Anonymousreply 41October 5, 2022 9:48 AM

What I like about Scandinavians is that they don't have the performative masculinity, yet, they have very masculine minds, cold and rational. Seems scary sometimes. Unlike southerners or easterners who have this hypermasculine act, but are hysterical like some old aunties.

by Anonymousreply 42October 5, 2022 10:12 AM

Who is in OP’s pic? He’s the winner!

by Anonymousreply 43October 5, 2022 10:19 AM

[quote]Who is in OP’s pic? He’s the winner!

I think it's DL fave Markus Poyhonen, a Finnish former athlete

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by Anonymousreply 44October 5, 2022 10:34 AM

Standoffish guys may be appealing to bottoms but give me a friendly Midwestern or Irish bottom from the Bronx any day.

by Anonymousreply 45October 5, 2022 10:37 AM

Met a Norwegian guy in Melb, Australia, moved to Oslo to be with him for a couple of years. Met an Icelandic guy and moved with him to London. Blonde hair, tall with blue eyes is my kryptonite.

by Anonymousreply 46October 5, 2022 10:56 AM

^ I hope for your sake you never meet a Russian you like... "I met this guy, Boris and moved to Moscow" 🙄

by Anonymousreply 47October 5, 2022 11:12 AM

Alexander Skarsgard

by Anonymousreply 48October 5, 2022 1:24 PM

I scan them.

I die as a swoon for them.

I am smitten and immediately want to go to the nave and marry them.

They’re invariably not named Ian.

by Anonymousreply 49October 5, 2022 4:17 PM

Oh and they’re all severely uncut. Very tight foreskins.

by Anonymousreply 50October 5, 2022 8:37 PM

R50/R10, one may even call them tube like.

by Anonymousreply 51October 5, 2022 8:39 PM

Are you sure, R10 / R50? Because Gustaf Skarsgård's looks fine to me.

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by Anonymousreply 52October 5, 2022 9:03 PM

R33 the Vikings were just as homophobic as every other nation and culture on earth. They subscribed to the fucking bullshit of only the man who gets penetrated is gay but not the man penetrating him. No different to the bisexual downlow homophobic bi bro culture we have today.

True exclusive 100% homosexuality were both men were treated equally with no internalised homophobia and no dominance fetish degrading bullshit, was nearly nonexistent. Even with "so called "gay" pirates, they weren't truly EXCLUSIVELY 100% gay/homosexual. If you read the history of the "gay" pirates they would still fuck woman and engage in bisexual threesomes and bisexual threesome relationships and unions when women were introduced to "gay" pirates who weren't around women.

by Anonymousreply 53October 5, 2022 9:10 PM

r17 is gorgeous, but he looks angry and like he's about to start yelling at you.

r22 definitely needs a bro/mansiere/some "support" in the chestal region.

by Anonymousreply 54October 5, 2022 9:29 PM

I went out with one for a while. He was very blond, blue eyes, and light skinned. And thicc. All he wanted to do was blow me. I'd find him waiting outside my car when I left work. It got a little boring. He had a great ass and I really wanted to fuck it.

by Anonymousreply 55October 5, 2022 10:50 PM

After a certain age, blond haired men look to be in need of a good scrub.

by Anonymousreply 56October 5, 2022 10:54 PM

Scandinavia is my favorite country.

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by Anonymousreply 57October 6, 2022 1:31 AM

I imagine it as entire countries filled with men who look like this.

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by Anonymousreply 58October 6, 2022 3:05 AM

[quote] Ben Dahlhaus, Swedish model

Thread about him.

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by Anonymousreply 59October 6, 2022 3:07 AM

There's no real regular decent gay scene to speak of in the scandinavian countries: socialising seems very integrated. For a visitor it's fucking frustrating.

by Anonymousreply 60October 6, 2022 4:28 AM

@r57, "Scandinavia is my favorite country. "

North America is mine

by Anonymousreply 61October 6, 2022 5:55 AM

[quote] North America is mine

Mines too!

by Anonymousreply 62October 6, 2022 5:58 AM

Mediterranea is mine

by Anonymousreply 63October 6, 2022 6:19 AM

Africa is a nice country, although some prefer Asia

by Anonymousreply 64October 6, 2022 6:20 AM

The Caribbean is my favorite nation

by Anonymousreply 65October 6, 2022 6:34 AM

Notice the golden glow on these Swedish guys? No other people glow like the Swedes. No, I'm not the Yellow Skin Troll but I have been accused.

by Anonymousreply 66October 6, 2022 6:43 AM

When I lived in Copenhagen and Oslo in the eighties (cruise ship gigs), there was next to no gay scene in Oslo but Copenhagen was pretty active with a bar with a drag show (Madame Arthur), a porn cineplex, a bathhouse (Sauna Club Amigo), a dance club (Pan Disco) Tun by the government, and a pretty busy cruise park - all within walking distance near Tívoli Gardens.

But it’s true that it was a pretty small scene where everyone knew each other. By the time I was done with the several gigs, I had invited most of the friends I made at the bars, on board with me, to sail to Oslo and back. This was before high security days, so my guests could stroll into the ship with me and all I had to do was tell the security guard “(s)he’s with me!” (*waves*)

by Anonymousreply 67October 6, 2022 6:45 AM

… run by the government…

by Anonymousreply 68October 6, 2022 6:46 AM

I'm Norwegian and I don't find Norwegian men hot. Blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin... no thanks. It's not attractive to me. I prefer brown/dark hair, brown eyes and a sun tanned complexion. I'm more into Spaniards and Italians and Latinos.

by Anonymousreply 69October 6, 2022 6:47 AM

They’re reserved at first. American guys are chirpy and forthcoming, but Scandi guys play it cool.

by Anonymousreply 70October 6, 2022 7:40 AM

The Sauna is too damn hot

by Anonymousreply 71October 6, 2022 8:49 AM

The rent is too damn high!

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by Anonymousreply 72October 6, 2022 6:02 PM

They keep their cocks cleaner than the Brits do.

by Anonymousreply 73October 6, 2022 6:07 PM

Lutherans make good casseroles.

by Anonymousreply 74October 6, 2022 7:27 PM

R74 = Jeffrey Dahmer

by Anonymousreply 75October 6, 2022 7:32 PM

A question of a naif, but how do you tell a Swede from a Dane or a from a Norwegian or a Finn? Any tell-tale signs or behavioral quirks?

by Anonymousreply 76October 6, 2022 7:37 PM

P.S.: I’m aware that Finns aren’t Scandinavian, but I’ll just lump all the Nordic men together lol.

by Anonymousreply 77October 6, 2022 7:39 PM

@r76, For starters they speak different languages

by Anonymousreply 78October 6, 2022 8:08 PM

The Roskilde Festival naked run is held in Denmark annually. I imagine most of these men are Scandinavian.

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by Anonymousreply 79October 7, 2022 3:56 AM

"Lutherans make good casseroles."

Do they taste like chicken?

by Anonymousreply 80October 7, 2022 4:04 AM

My Finnish ex was hung af.

by Anonymousreply 81October 7, 2022 4:05 AM

As some of the pics here illustrate, not all Nordic men are blond hair, blue eye types. I have dated two Nordic men - one was dark haired, fair skinned, green eyed Icelandic hunk, the other a big furry blond Swede. Both were truly blessed down below - Icelandic was particularly thick. Personality wise, couldn’t be more different. Swede while a bit reserved at first, once he loosened up his reserve, got comfortable with people, just a great, funny guy. Icelandic was not so much reserved as just plain old shy. Very smart, a scientist researching stem cell applications, but could be fairly clueless, which was kind of endearing. Had absolutely no idea how handsome was too, which was also cute, and you often had to explain pop culture references, or he’d get the joke a beat after everyone else.

Both were good in the sack, but Icelandic lost all his shyness in bed which was incredibly fun. I was with Swede for about a year and a half - we were both late 20’s, and as I reflect back now, we weren’t as serious as we thought we were. I was with the Icelandic about 8 years. It was trying to maintain it as a long distance thing after year 6 when he took a position in Europe that did us in. I sometimes think Icelandic was the “one who got away”.

Swede wound up moving to LA, and he’s been partnered with a sexy Persian doctor for years now.

Icelandic did move back to the States, to the DC area. Wound up getting together with a fellow we both knew, who passed last year.

Both keep in touch - I’ll get random texts from both, but haven’t physically seen either in about 10 years now.

by Anonymousreply 82October 7, 2022 4:26 AM

[quote] the other a big furry blond Swede


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by Anonymousreply 83October 7, 2022 4:29 AM

It doesn't look like there's much manscaping going on in the picture in R79. Is this typical of Nordic countries? Does full bush help them keep their packages warm in the long winters?

by Anonymousreply 84October 7, 2022 4:30 AM

The climate may be cold, but the men are hot.

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by Anonymousreply 85October 7, 2022 4:41 AM

[quote] The climate may be cold, but the men are hot.

Pic redone.

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by Anonymousreply 86October 7, 2022 4:46 AM

Never marry, or even dally with, a Scandinavian. They're all quite mad.

It's the latitude, A winter when the sun never rises, and a summer when the sun never sets is more than enough to addle the brain of any man.

by Anonymousreply 87October 7, 2022 4:51 AM

Oy, OP, just try having sex to *this*...

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by Anonymousreply 88October 7, 2022 4:52 AM

They smoke a mean herring.

by Anonymousreply 89October 7, 2022 4:53 AM

What are we, chopped liver?

by Anonymousreply 90October 7, 2022 1:18 PM

I sampled plenty of nordic men and they're all weird. And I mean it, WEIRD.

Do germans instead, all your viking fantasies but 80% less crazy.

by Anonymousreply 91October 7, 2022 1:39 PM

Weird in which sense R91. I really wanna know.

by Anonymousreply 92October 7, 2022 1:41 PM

Good looking when young but then become fat and oafish

by Anonymousreply 93October 7, 2022 1:46 PM

Anyone know who this guy is?

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by Anonymousreply 94October 7, 2022 1:50 PM

R25 [quote] Scandinavians, Thais, Rhineland Germans, Slovenians, and a smattering of Anglo Saxons are definitely the most beautiful people on the planet. The remainder is just rubbish DNA.

To the ovens with them!

by Anonymousreply 95October 7, 2022 1:52 PM

[quote]Good looking when young but then become fat and oafish

Doesn't anyone?

by Anonymousreply 96October 7, 2022 1:54 PM

I’ve been to all the countries in Scandinavia, and the men were generally plain or unattractive. That said, one of the best looking guys I’ve ever seen in my life was a taxi driver in Helsinki, Finland. He was beautiful…early 20’s, perfect bone structure, blonde hair and blue eyes. He didn’t look working class and I kept wondering what a guy like him was doing driving a taxi.

by Anonymousreply 97October 7, 2022 2:02 PM

Finnish? I'm just getting started...

by Anonymousreply 98October 7, 2022 2:06 PM

I think they are the best looking men on the planet.

by Anonymousreply 99October 7, 2022 2:06 PM

Finland isn't Scandinavia, r97.

by Anonymousreply 100October 7, 2022 3:43 PM

Many are gorgeous when younger, but they seem to hit a wall. The fair skin type doesn't seem to age well for the most part and they don't seem to care about staying fit after a certain point.

While younger, many of the mesomorph body type, so minimal maintenance gives them great bodies.

by Anonymousreply 101October 7, 2022 4:29 PM

Both the most romantic evening and the best sex of my life (by a wide margin!) were with a Swede I met a couple of decades ago. He's my "one that got away," and I made damn sure to remain friends even if a long-distance love affair wasn't in the cards.

He's also aging extremely well, as a counterpoint to the above.

by Anonymousreply 102October 7, 2022 4:47 PM

I don’t “have thoughts” about them.

by Anonymousreply 103October 7, 2022 5:57 PM

Perfect example - Ruud van Doorn.

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by Anonymousreply 104October 9, 2022 5:11 AM

[quote] Perfect example - Ruud van Doorn.

Perfect example of a Scandinavian guy?

by Anonymousreply 105October 9, 2022 5:15 AM

Yes, or is he Dutch?

by Anonymousreply 106October 9, 2022 5:39 AM

[quote] Yes, or is he Dutch?

He's Dutch. :)

by Anonymousreply 107October 9, 2022 5:41 AM

Blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin... all are turn-offs for me. I am not attracted to Norwegian men. I'm Norwegian myself.

by Anonymousreply 108October 9, 2022 7:42 AM

I know you Norwegian fraus are chasing for some Italian or Balkanic dick.

by Anonymousreply 109October 9, 2022 7:59 AM

R94, yes, that’s Olaf

by Anonymousreply 110October 9, 2022 5:33 PM

Most men around the world, no matter the culture, look sort of meh. There are definitely some in all cultures that look stunning, but the majority don’t.

It’s odd that, as examples, DL always shows models or actors as examples when they have that role in society specifically because they are better looking than the average person

by Anonymousreply 111October 9, 2022 5:35 PM

R108 - send them to me - all of them.

by Anonymousreply 112October 9, 2022 9:06 PM

All blonde's age badly

by Anonymousreply 113October 9, 2022 9:15 PM

What does the blonde possess?

by Anonymousreply 114October 9, 2022 9:17 PM

Completely untrue, Alexander Skarsgard looks better than any darker man his age.

by Anonymousreply 115October 9, 2022 9:24 PM

And Brad Pitt was really good looking deep in his 50s, just as Paul Newman and many others.

Besides, as a man ages and loses freshness of youth, besides his figure, style, charm and some amount of sophistication becomes his most important asset.

by Anonymousreply 116October 9, 2022 9:38 PM

[quote] And Brad Pitt was really good looking deep in his 50s

Pitt has Scandinavian blood?

by Anonymousreply 117October 9, 2022 9:40 PM

Icelandic actor Aron Már Ólafsson was in S2 of the police drama 'Trapped", played gay

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by Anonymousreply 118October 9, 2022 9:40 PM

sorry, stinky link

by Anonymousreply 119October 9, 2022 9:41 PM

No R117, talking about how blonds age.

by Anonymousreply 120October 9, 2022 9:42 PM

I hope you like reindeer meat.

by Anonymousreply 121October 9, 2022 10:55 PM

R120 two out of how many !

by Anonymousreply 122October 10, 2022 2:54 AM

[quote]He didn’t look working class and I kept wondering what a guy like him was doing driving a taxi.

WTF is that supposed to mean? In one sentence you’ve managed to insult good-looking people, taxi drivers, people with an education beyond high school and people without one. What do looks have to do with profession?

Mitch McConnell could be driving the next cab I get into and it wouldn’t look any different than if my corner store concierge were delivering a valedictory speech at Harvard.

I don’t get how some classist people can still - at this day and age of jeans and t-shirts at the workplace - judge books by covers.

by Anonymousreply 123October 31, 2022 8:09 AM

R123, because designing book covers is still a multi-billion dollar industry.

Regardless of what you say, you judge people by their appearances. Everyone does. Just like I am judging you for posting on a thread that has been dead for 22 days to make a silly comment about a post that is about a quarter of the way up the page.

by Anonymousreply 124October 31, 2022 12:02 PM

Queering Sámi

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by Anonymousreply 125October 31, 2022 3:28 PM

Finnish sauna enthusiasts, many participate and it's always a full nude custom.

I wish I knew the guy on the right. Handsome and hairy. Do Scandinavian men have bigger bushes than other men? Protection from the cold?

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by Anonymousreply 126November 1, 2022 3:53 AM

ginger bushes

by Anonymousreply 127November 1, 2022 4:05 AM

A man from Iceland Rurik Gislason.

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by Anonymousreply 128November 23, 2022 9:24 PM

I tend to find them very hot, even the ubiquitous blonds (which is weird because I tend to gravitate toward men with darker features). A lot of them tend to have strong jawlines and a natural stoic demeanor about them that is sexy. Bonus points if they have a lot of body hair, though most tend not to—or if they do, it's very light and not that visible.

I have done a DNA test and am genetically almost 50% Swedish, with the remainder being Russian/Ukrainian Jewish and some Irish and English ancestry. People are surprised when I tell them I'm half-Swedish because I don't fit the stereotypical image. I did get the fair skin and the height (I'm a little over 6'2"), but I have dark brown eyes and thick dark brown hair, which I am guessing comes from my Russian/Jewish roots. I also inherited a lot of body hair, whereas my brother and my dad (where the Swedish comes from) are almost completely hairless and can't even grow a beard or mustache. I can shave my face in the morning and by midday have a 5 o'clock shadow. Thanks, mom (I guess?)

by Anonymousreply 129November 23, 2022 9:35 PM

Norwegian actor Andre Eriksen was very hot in The Trip.

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by Anonymousreply 130November 23, 2022 9:38 PM

I am in favor of them being naked all the time.

by Anonymousreply 131November 23, 2022 9:39 PM

Current Scandinavian fave Bill Skargard

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by Anonymousreply 132November 23, 2022 9:39 PM

Swedish actor Eddie Axberg—quite a beauty in his prime.

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by Anonymousreply 133November 23, 2022 9:44 PM

There’s something off about them. The Norgies in particular.

by Anonymousreply 134November 23, 2022 10:52 PM

R134 What do you feel is “off” about them, specifically?

by Anonymousreply 135November 24, 2022 1:44 AM

Rurik Gislason from R128.

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by Anonymousreply 136November 24, 2022 1:55 AM

Scandinavian guys are the best.

by Anonymousreply 137November 27, 2022 1:25 AM
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