As a type do you like or dislike them? Have you dated and/or had sex with any? Was it good or bad?
What are your thoughts on Scandinavian guys?
|by Anonymous||reply 137||November 27, 2022 1:25 AM|
Often sexy, but usually standoffish.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||October 5, 2022 6:11 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||October 5, 2022 6:13 AM|
I wanna fuck Hunter Schafer
|by Anonymous||reply 3||October 5, 2022 6:17 AM|
I usually like their looks. The sex was great, but a lot of work to get past their reserved exterior. Once you do, they can be very sexual and passionate.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||October 5, 2022 6:35 AM|
Buy them a few drinks. They get kinky fast.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||October 5, 2022 7:21 AM|
Thank you to all who find us hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||October 5, 2022 7:27 AM|
Hard to generalize. Danes, Swedes, Finns, and Estonians (if you count them) are all different. Finns are a lot like Germans. You better love the sex the first time because every other time will be exactly the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||October 5, 2022 7:27 AM|
R7. You sound passive, hun.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||October 5, 2022 7:40 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||October 5, 2022 7:41 AM|
Lived in Denmark and Norway for a total of about two years (cruise ship gigs) and R1 is absolutely right. The whole standoffish thing makes them extremely sexy. You can pretty much have sex with any guy after a few drinks, I’ve never been in a more bisexual region. But the ones who identify as straight will bail as soon as they sober up. And there’s that standoffish thing again….
|by Anonymous||reply 10||October 5, 2022 7:46 AM|
And yes, r5 is right as well
|by Anonymous||reply 11||October 5, 2022 7:46 AM|
Sebastian Larsson, Swedish professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Allsvenskan club AIK.
Larsson lives in Eskilstuna, Sweden with his wife Tina and two daughters.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||October 5, 2022 7:53 AM|
Erik Olof Mellber, born 3 September 1977, is a Swedish football manager and former professional player. Married, two kids
|by Anonymous||reply 13||October 5, 2022 7:57 AM|
Riku Salminen, Finnish actor
|by Anonymous||reply 14||October 5, 2022 8:02 AM|
Sted Rundstad, Swedish model
|by Anonymous||reply 15||October 5, 2022 8:04 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 16||October 5, 2022 8:06 AM|
Ben Dahlhaus, Swedish model
|by Anonymous||reply 17||October 5, 2022 8:07 AM|
R12 is gorgeous.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||October 5, 2022 8:08 AM|
They all look like Hanson
|by Anonymous||reply 19||October 5, 2022 8:13 AM|
I met a HAWT visiting Swedish actor in the dog park in Palm Springs. He came right over and sat next to me. All the queens were jealous as hell. Great guy. Straight though. Damn.
He said he was on a Swedish/American TV show but I can't find him.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||October 5, 2022 8:13 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 21||October 5, 2022 8:14 AM|
Ooh, Viking lumberjack
|by Anonymous||reply 22||October 5, 2022 8:16 AM|
The Swedish Prince...
Prince Carl Philip, Duke of Värmland
|by Anonymous||reply 23||October 5, 2022 8:20 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||October 5, 2022 8:24 AM|
R9 nails it. The Swedes are by far the worst.
The psychology of Finns is very different from Scandinavians: even more inwardly-directed. They don't have the fatalism of Russians but are very different. Southern eskimos.
Scandinavians, Thais, Rhineland Germans, Slovenians, and a smattering of Anglo Saxons are definitely the most beautiful people on the planet. The remainder is just rubbish DNA.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||October 5, 2022 8:27 AM|
They are sexy.
R25 Agree about Slovenians, they are beautiful. I was peeking at young guys on Tinder (unfortunately all straight) and God, Slovenians are beyond beautiful. Much more than the rest of us on Balkans. Since I am close, must go to Ljubljana one weekend, but sadly they seem like a very straight male population.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||October 5, 2022 8:34 AM|
The ones I know have big blond bushes. I want to bury my face in them.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||October 5, 2022 8:40 AM|
@r26, Very nice...
|by Anonymous||reply 28||October 5, 2022 8:43 AM|
Tall and mostly attractive but their pee pees are really ugly for some reason 🤭
|by Anonymous||reply 29||October 5, 2022 8:44 AM|
Ugly how? Please elaborate if you can.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||October 5, 2022 8:50 AM|
[quote]R23 The Swedish Prince...
He looks Hispanic (?)
|by Anonymous||reply 31||October 5, 2022 8:53 AM|
Swedish guys are HAF. I'm 6'3" but I'm dark so I like the contrast rolling around with those tall platinum boys.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||October 5, 2022 8:54 AM|
Apparently Viking men spent a lot of time fucking the hell out of each other 😛
|by Anonymous||reply 33||October 5, 2022 8:54 AM|
Prince Carl Philip enjoying a little assplay 😜
|by Anonymous||reply 34||October 5, 2022 9:12 AM|
R30 tube cocks like tube socks
|by Anonymous||reply 35||October 5, 2022 9:12 AM|
^ "Tube cocks" doesn't sound ugly 🤔
|by Anonymous||reply 36||October 5, 2022 9:15 AM|
I don't mind the standoffishness, as I'm a stuck-up Brit and find it easier to deal with than over-the-top gregariousness.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||October 5, 2022 9:17 AM|
R31. Sweden: Prince Carl Philip's mother is Queen Sylvia, whose father was German and mother was Brazilian.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||October 5, 2022 9:23 AM|
Fucked a Swedish guy once, it was pretty good, he had a nice tight ass and a big dick, good looking and hot body - I tend to prefer darker guys though so I wouldn't specifically target Scandi guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||October 5, 2022 9:33 AM|
My father is From Kastrup and his family and friends are anything but stand-off-ish and rule oriented. They are practical jokers, love dirty jokes, beer, politics and are very generous. My aunt smokes cigars while doing needlepoint. The best sleep I ever had was in Denmark. The bed and linens were incredibly comfortable—I don’t know their secret. Too bad I slept alone as I saw a lot of casually hot men.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||October 5, 2022 9:38 AM|
It's not really that they're standoffish, it's the serial killer stare.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||October 5, 2022 9:48 AM|
What I like about Scandinavians is that they don't have the performative masculinity, yet, they have very masculine minds, cold and rational. Seems scary sometimes. Unlike southerners or easterners who have this hypermasculine act, but are hysterical like some old aunties.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||October 5, 2022 10:12 AM|
Who is in OP’s pic? He’s the winner!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||October 5, 2022 10:19 AM|
[quote]Who is in OP’s pic? He’s the winner!
I think it's DL fave Markus Poyhonen, a Finnish former athlete
|by Anonymous||reply 44||October 5, 2022 10:34 AM|
Standoffish guys may be appealing to bottoms but give me a friendly Midwestern or Irish bottom from the Bronx any day.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||October 5, 2022 10:37 AM|
Met a Norwegian guy in Melb, Australia, moved to Oslo to be with him for a couple of years. Met an Icelandic guy and moved with him to London. Blonde hair, tall with blue eyes is my kryptonite.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||October 5, 2022 10:56 AM|
^ I hope for your sake you never meet a Russian you like... "I met this guy, Boris and moved to Moscow" 🙄
|by Anonymous||reply 47||October 5, 2022 11:12 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 48||October 5, 2022 1:24 PM|
I scan them.
I die as a swoon for them.
I am smitten and immediately want to go to the nave and marry them.
They’re invariably not named Ian.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||October 5, 2022 4:17 PM|
Oh and they’re all severely uncut. Very tight foreskins.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||October 5, 2022 8:37 PM|
R50/R10, one may even call them tube like.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||October 5, 2022 8:39 PM|
Are you sure, R10 / R50? Because Gustaf Skarsgård's looks fine to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||October 5, 2022 9:03 PM|
R33 the Vikings were just as homophobic as every other nation and culture on earth. They subscribed to the fucking bullshit of only the man who gets penetrated is gay but not the man penetrating him. No different to the bisexual downlow homophobic bi bro culture we have today.
True exclusive 100% homosexuality were both men were treated equally with no internalised homophobia and no dominance fetish degrading bullshit, was nearly nonexistent. Even with "so called "gay" pirates, they weren't truly EXCLUSIVELY 100% gay/homosexual. If you read the history of the "gay" pirates they would still fuck woman and engage in bisexual threesomes and bisexual threesome relationships and unions when women were introduced to "gay" pirates who weren't around women.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||October 5, 2022 9:10 PM|
r17 is gorgeous, but he looks angry and like he's about to start yelling at you.
r22 definitely needs a bro/mansiere/some "support" in the chestal region.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||October 5, 2022 9:29 PM|
I went out with one for a while. He was very blond, blue eyes, and light skinned. And thicc. All he wanted to do was blow me. I'd find him waiting outside my car when I left work. It got a little boring. He had a great ass and I really wanted to fuck it.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||October 5, 2022 10:50 PM|
After a certain age, blond haired men look to be in need of a good scrub.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||October 5, 2022 10:54 PM|
Scandinavia is my favorite country.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||October 6, 2022 1:31 AM|
I imagine it as entire countries filled with men who look like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||October 6, 2022 3:05 AM|
[quote] Ben Dahlhaus, Swedish model
Thread about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||October 6, 2022 3:07 AM|
There's no real regular decent gay scene to speak of in the scandinavian countries: socialising seems very integrated. For a visitor it's fucking frustrating.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||October 6, 2022 4:28 AM|
@r57, "Scandinavia is my favorite country. "
North America is mine
|by Anonymous||reply 61||October 6, 2022 5:55 AM|
[quote] North America is mine
|by Anonymous||reply 62||October 6, 2022 5:58 AM|
Mediterranea is mine
|by Anonymous||reply 63||October 6, 2022 6:19 AM|
Africa is a nice country, although some prefer Asia
|by Anonymous||reply 64||October 6, 2022 6:20 AM|
The Caribbean is my favorite nation
|by Anonymous||reply 65||October 6, 2022 6:34 AM|
Notice the golden glow on these Swedish guys? No other people glow like the Swedes. No, I'm not the Yellow Skin Troll but I have been accused.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||October 6, 2022 6:43 AM|
When I lived in Copenhagen and Oslo in the eighties (cruise ship gigs), there was next to no gay scene in Oslo but Copenhagen was pretty active with a bar with a drag show (Madame Arthur), a porn cineplex, a bathhouse (Sauna Club Amigo), a dance club (Pan Disco) Tun by the government, and a pretty busy cruise park - all within walking distance near Tívoli Gardens.
But it’s true that it was a pretty small scene where everyone knew each other. By the time I was done with the several gigs, I had invited most of the friends I made at the bars, on board with me, to sail to Oslo and back. This was before high security days, so my guests could stroll into the ship with me and all I had to do was tell the security guard “(s)he’s with me!” (*waves*)
|by Anonymous||reply 67||October 6, 2022 6:45 AM|
… run by the government…
|by Anonymous||reply 68||October 6, 2022 6:46 AM|
I'm Norwegian and I don't find Norwegian men hot. Blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin... no thanks. It's not attractive to me. I prefer brown/dark hair, brown eyes and a sun tanned complexion. I'm more into Spaniards and Italians and Latinos.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||October 6, 2022 6:47 AM|
They’re reserved at first. American guys are chirpy and forthcoming, but Scandi guys play it cool.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||October 6, 2022 7:40 AM|
The Sauna is too damn hot
|by Anonymous||reply 71||October 6, 2022 8:49 AM|
The rent is too damn high!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||October 6, 2022 6:02 PM|
They keep their cocks cleaner than the Brits do.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||October 6, 2022 6:07 PM|
Lutherans make good casseroles.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||October 6, 2022 7:27 PM|
R74 = Jeffrey Dahmer
|by Anonymous||reply 75||October 6, 2022 7:32 PM|
A question of a naif, but how do you tell a Swede from a Dane or a from a Norwegian or a Finn? Any tell-tale signs or behavioral quirks?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||October 6, 2022 7:37 PM|
P.S.: I’m aware that Finns aren’t Scandinavian, but I’ll just lump all the Nordic men together lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||October 6, 2022 7:39 PM|
@r76, For starters they speak different languages
|by Anonymous||reply 78||October 6, 2022 8:08 PM|
The Roskilde Festival naked run is held in Denmark annually. I imagine most of these men are Scandinavian.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||October 7, 2022 3:56 AM|
"Lutherans make good casseroles."
Do they taste like chicken?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||October 7, 2022 4:04 AM|
My Finnish ex was hung af.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||October 7, 2022 4:05 AM|
As some of the pics here illustrate, not all Nordic men are blond hair, blue eye types. I have dated two Nordic men - one was dark haired, fair skinned, green eyed Icelandic hunk, the other a big furry blond Swede. Both were truly blessed down below - Icelandic was particularly thick. Personality wise, couldn’t be more different. Swede while a bit reserved at first, once he loosened up his reserve, got comfortable with people, just a great, funny guy. Icelandic was not so much reserved as just plain old shy. Very smart, a scientist researching stem cell applications, but could be fairly clueless, which was kind of endearing. Had absolutely no idea how handsome was too, which was also cute, and you often had to explain pop culture references, or he’d get the joke a beat after everyone else.
Both were good in the sack, but Icelandic lost all his shyness in bed which was incredibly fun. I was with Swede for about a year and a half - we were both late 20’s, and as I reflect back now, we weren’t as serious as we thought we were. I was with the Icelandic about 8 years. It was trying to maintain it as a long distance thing after year 6 when he took a position in Europe that did us in. I sometimes think Icelandic was the “one who got away”.
Swede wound up moving to LA, and he’s been partnered with a sexy Persian doctor for years now.
Icelandic did move back to the States, to the DC area. Wound up getting together with a fellow we both knew, who passed last year.
Both keep in touch - I’ll get random texts from both, but haven’t physically seen either in about 10 years now.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||October 7, 2022 4:26 AM|
[quote] the other a big furry blond Swede
|by Anonymous||reply 83||October 7, 2022 4:29 AM|
It doesn't look like there's much manscaping going on in the picture in R79. Is this typical of Nordic countries? Does full bush help them keep their packages warm in the long winters?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||October 7, 2022 4:30 AM|
The climate may be cold, but the men are hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||October 7, 2022 4:41 AM|
[quote] The climate may be cold, but the men are hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||October 7, 2022 4:46 AM|
Never marry, or even dally with, a Scandinavian. They're all quite mad.
It's the latitude, A winter when the sun never rises, and a summer when the sun never sets is more than enough to addle the brain of any man.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||October 7, 2022 4:51 AM|
Oy, OP, just try having sex to *this*...
|by Anonymous||reply 88||October 7, 2022 4:52 AM|
They smoke a mean herring.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||October 7, 2022 4:53 AM|
What are we, chopped liver?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||October 7, 2022 1:18 PM|
I sampled plenty of nordic men and they're all weird. And I mean it, WEIRD.
Do germans instead, all your viking fantasies but 80% less crazy.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||October 7, 2022 1:39 PM|
Weird in which sense R91. I really wanna know.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||October 7, 2022 1:41 PM|
Good looking when young but then become fat and oafish
|by Anonymous||reply 93||October 7, 2022 1:46 PM|
Anyone know who this guy is?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||October 7, 2022 1:50 PM|
R25 [quote] Scandinavians, Thais, Rhineland Germans, Slovenians, and a smattering of Anglo Saxons are definitely the most beautiful people on the planet. The remainder is just rubbish DNA.
To the ovens with them!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||October 7, 2022 1:52 PM|
[quote]Good looking when young but then become fat and oafish
|by Anonymous||reply 96||October 7, 2022 1:54 PM|
I’ve been to all the countries in Scandinavia, and the men were generally plain or unattractive. That said, one of the best looking guys I’ve ever seen in my life was a taxi driver in Helsinki, Finland. He was beautiful…early 20’s, perfect bone structure, blonde hair and blue eyes. He didn’t look working class and I kept wondering what a guy like him was doing driving a taxi.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||October 7, 2022 2:02 PM|
Finnish? I'm just getting started...
|by Anonymous||reply 98||October 7, 2022 2:06 PM|
I think they are the best looking men on the planet.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||October 7, 2022 2:06 PM|
Finland isn't Scandinavia, r97.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||October 7, 2022 3:43 PM|
Many are gorgeous when younger, but they seem to hit a wall. The fair skin type doesn't seem to age well for the most part and they don't seem to care about staying fit after a certain point.
While younger, many of the mesomorph body type, so minimal maintenance gives them great bodies.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||October 7, 2022 4:29 PM|
Both the most romantic evening and the best sex of my life (by a wide margin!) were with a Swede I met a couple of decades ago. He's my "one that got away," and I made damn sure to remain friends even if a long-distance love affair wasn't in the cards.
He's also aging extremely well, as a counterpoint to the above.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||October 7, 2022 4:47 PM|
I don’t “have thoughts” about them.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||October 7, 2022 5:57 PM|
Perfect example - Ruud van Doorn.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||October 9, 2022 5:11 AM|
[quote] Perfect example - Ruud van Doorn.
Perfect example of a Scandinavian guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||October 9, 2022 5:15 AM|
Yes, or is he Dutch?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||October 9, 2022 5:39 AM|
[quote] Yes, or is he Dutch?
He's Dutch. :)
|by Anonymous||reply 107||October 9, 2022 5:41 AM|
Blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin... all are turn-offs for me. I am not attracted to Norwegian men. I'm Norwegian myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||October 9, 2022 7:42 AM|
I know you Norwegian fraus are chasing for some Italian or Balkanic dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||October 9, 2022 7:59 AM|
R94, yes, that’s Olaf
|by Anonymous||reply 110||October 9, 2022 5:33 PM|
Most men around the world, no matter the culture, look sort of meh. There are definitely some in all cultures that look stunning, but the majority don’t.
It’s odd that, as examples, DL always shows models or actors as examples when they have that role in society specifically because they are better looking than the average person
|by Anonymous||reply 111||October 9, 2022 5:35 PM|
R108 - send them to me - all of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||October 9, 2022 9:06 PM|
All blonde's age badly
|by Anonymous||reply 113||October 9, 2022 9:15 PM|
What does the blonde possess?
|by Anonymous||reply 114||October 9, 2022 9:17 PM|
Completely untrue, Alexander Skarsgard looks better than any darker man his age.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||October 9, 2022 9:24 PM|
And Brad Pitt was really good looking deep in his 50s, just as Paul Newman and many others.
Besides, as a man ages and loses freshness of youth, besides his figure, style, charm and some amount of sophistication becomes his most important asset.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||October 9, 2022 9:38 PM|
[quote] And Brad Pitt was really good looking deep in his 50s
Pitt has Scandinavian blood?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||October 9, 2022 9:40 PM|
Icelandic actor Aron Már Ólafsson was in S2 of the police drama 'Trapped", played gay
|by Anonymous||reply 118||October 9, 2022 9:40 PM|
sorry, stinky link
|by Anonymous||reply 119||October 9, 2022 9:41 PM|
No R117, talking about how blonds age.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||October 9, 2022 9:42 PM|
I hope you like reindeer meat.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||October 9, 2022 10:55 PM|
R120 two out of how many !
|by Anonymous||reply 122||October 10, 2022 2:54 AM|
[quote]He didn’t look working class and I kept wondering what a guy like him was doing driving a taxi.
WTF is that supposed to mean? In one sentence you’ve managed to insult good-looking people, taxi drivers, people with an education beyond high school and people without one. What do looks have to do with profession?
Mitch McConnell could be driving the next cab I get into and it wouldn’t look any different than if my corner store concierge were delivering a valedictory speech at Harvard.
I don’t get how some classist people can still - at this day and age of jeans and t-shirts at the workplace - judge books by covers.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||October 31, 2022 8:09 AM|
R123, because designing book covers is still a multi-billion dollar industry.
Regardless of what you say, you judge people by their appearances. Everyone does. Just like I am judging you for posting on a thread that has been dead for 22 days to make a silly comment about a post that is about a quarter of the way up the page.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||October 31, 2022 12:02 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 125||October 31, 2022 3:28 PM|
Finnish sauna enthusiasts, many participate and it's always a full nude custom.
I wish I knew the guy on the right. Handsome and hairy. Do Scandinavian men have bigger bushes than other men? Protection from the cold?
|by Anonymous||reply 126||November 1, 2022 3:53 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 127||November 1, 2022 4:05 AM|
A man from Iceland Rurik Gislason.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||November 23, 2022 9:24 PM|
I tend to find them very hot, even the ubiquitous blonds (which is weird because I tend to gravitate toward men with darker features). A lot of them tend to have strong jawlines and a natural stoic demeanor about them that is sexy. Bonus points if they have a lot of body hair, though most tend not to—or if they do, it's very light and not that visible.
I have done a DNA test and am genetically almost 50% Swedish, with the remainder being Russian/Ukrainian Jewish and some Irish and English ancestry. People are surprised when I tell them I'm half-Swedish because I don't fit the stereotypical image. I did get the fair skin and the height (I'm a little over 6'2"), but I have dark brown eyes and thick dark brown hair, which I am guessing comes from my Russian/Jewish roots. I also inherited a lot of body hair, whereas my brother and my dad (where the Swedish comes from) are almost completely hairless and can't even grow a beard or mustache. I can shave my face in the morning and by midday have a 5 o'clock shadow. Thanks, mom (I guess?)
|by Anonymous||reply 129||November 23, 2022 9:35 PM|
Norwegian actor Andre Eriksen was very hot in The Trip.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||November 23, 2022 9:38 PM|
I am in favor of them being naked all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||November 23, 2022 9:39 PM|
Current Scandinavian fave Bill Skargard
|by Anonymous||reply 132||November 23, 2022 9:39 PM|
Swedish actor Eddie Axberg—quite a beauty in his prime.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||November 23, 2022 9:44 PM|
There’s something off about them. The Norgies in particular.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||November 23, 2022 10:52 PM|
R134 What do you feel is “off” about them, specifically?
|by Anonymous||reply 135||November 24, 2022 1:44 AM|
Rurik Gislason from R128.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||November 24, 2022 1:55 AM|
Scandinavian guys are the best.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||November 27, 2022 1:25 AM|