Mark Zuckerberg has a nice ass

[quote] Mark Zuckerberg has a nice ass

Based on those videos, I don't see it.

He can afford it.

Peter Thiel is a lucky guy.

Unfortunately its attached to Mark Zuckerberg.

I could not possibly care less.

r5 And that's why you are going to die poor.

Is he still with Coco Chow?

Does he have “a” Facebook?

He's MMA training? Does that mean he's training to fight and we can all collectively watch his punchable face get punched? I'd pay to see that.

FUCK Mark Zuckerberg.

[quote] Mark Zuckerberg has a nice ass

[quote] FUCK Mark Zuckerberg.

That's the idea I take it.

Zuckerberg is an asshole. But I'll take the trainer, thank you very much.

See, you can find something nice to say about anyone.

Meta has been getting fucked all year so it's swollen.

I don't even want his money, I just want to ride his big fat ass. Please call me Mark!

He may have a nice-ish behind (personally, I think that it's nothing to write home about), but it will NEVER be able to compensate for his hideous Atrocia Frankenstone face and utterly repulsive, psychopathic personality.

[quote] [R5] And that's why you are going to die poor.

Yes, if you only cared about Marc Zuckerberg's nice ass that would likely not be the case.

Mark Zuckerberg is an ass.

He's going to make his bare behind the logo for his new social media network, AssBook.

THE AssBook, R19.

^Now that you mention it Timberlake isn't too bad either

Are there any rumors about Zuckerberg?

^^^^^We don't want him.

I have sufficient.

He looks like former gay pornstar Blu Kennedy's less attractive brother.

Too bad about his FACE.

I like Blu.

Mark Zuckerberg could have two assholes and three dicks and he still wouldn’t be attractive

I believe the expression would be "double bagger"

Been there, done that.

Someone please caption R30.

That's the only time either one of them have ever looked happy in their lives. Mark should dump the tranny and Pete should dump the whale and they can finally be together.

"Sec. Pete Buttigieg escorting a special needs adult to day care".

Someone really needs to tell Mark to ditch the tard cut.

R33 LOL

Only way that fucker (or his ass) could impress me would be to shake it onstage with Big Freedia.

This is his ass when he did the naked mile back at Harvard.

The only thing attractive about this man it is his wallet

Apple wallet?

Zuckerberg has more than his share to destroy civilization. Fuck him. I hope he dies a long, painful, lingering death.

r31

Sometimes They Come Back: The Aborted Fetus

Mannequin III

Mann & Machine

Pinocchio

Lars and The Real Doll

His only friends are Asians.

That’s some ass, R37! All is forgiven!

Back in collage…that was a nice ass.

Mark Zuckerberg is [italic] very [/italic] obsessive about his privacy.

He talks like an aspire

He walks like Mike Pence

And his wife is Asian

Jealous, bitches?

[quote] He talks like an aspire

?

It is a nice ass. I'm glad I won't have to look at that Aspie / Spectrum / 'Tard / Neurodivergent face since I'll be fucking him from behind.

His wife looky like a Man

Prof Uju Anya in the house! R40

The Harvard run is not Suckerfag. FYI

R37. Not even close…

r50 But it's very similar to what his butt would look like if you pulled down those white shorts.

His sparing partner had his face right in Mark's crotch!

Who cares what his face looks like? Face down, ass up; problem solved.

A bag over that head would be better.

He's got a big circumcised cock which is more than I can say for most of you haters!

He could look infinitely better if he'd do something about that ridiculous hair, and get some proper veneers on this malformed teeth of his. As it is he looks like a Chinese American autistic.

R37

That's a very "famous" ass, and it's not Zuckerberg's.

That picture's been around for years. And famous for that ass.

I refuse to believe that photo at R37 is not photoshopped. There has never been a Harvard man with such a shapely ass.

r58 r59 Apparently it's from the Harvard naked mile in 2014 so it's too late to be The Zuck. But no photoshop amazingly, just the world's most perfect ass!

^I highly recommend clicking on the link to the Crimson story. The version of the pic over there is way higher definition compared to the version at r37.

Well, I'll take your word for it, R60, but that must be an exchange student or maybe someone who dropped in from MIT.

That doesn't make him a better person.

No one on datalounge has ever Sucked The Zuck?

Harvard ALWAYS got the All Americans. For decades teeming with perfect asses. Yale is for the willowy effetes.

I’ve got one too, R56! I’m not even Jewish.

Just jerked off to that video of his fat ass again

Too bad his bulge looks small

Your input does not compute.

r69 I'll give you more input than you can handle Mark.

Someone could make a sex robot of Mark and it would be indistinguishable from the real thing.

You bitches are DESPERATE

R71 Who would want a sex robot of Mark... except his wife and that's only when the robot is a billionaire....

I highly suspect Peter Thiel asked him for "favors" before lending him all the help that he did. Young Mark knew how to play the game. Very much like Elizabeth Holmes.

^Mark was a freshman twink at Harvard with a silly little website before he met Thiel.

Poor Mark, he lost 25% of his money today!