Met Gala 2023 Theme Announced: "Karl Lagerfeld"

Wow. The Costume Institute has really run out of ideas.

Not that Karl doesn't deserve a retrospective, but he's only been dead 3 years. They should have waited a few.

Fat Karl or skinny Karl?

The Met is going to look like a funeral parlour with everyone dressed in black.

“Karl: Fanning the Flames of Faggotry!”

How very 2022

Will Cara OD for the event?

Lady Gaga will show up in a giant balloon fat suit that will slowly deflate as the night progresses, leaving her lithe and scowling by the end.

Can we go back to not talking about this freak show?

What is the Met Gala, anything with Mettwurst? Claudia and I don't know her.

Met Gala 2023 Theme Announced: Pretentious Dildo?

^ No, "Nazi Fag"

If I were invited, I would dress as Choupette.

BUT YOU'RE NOT INVITED MOTHERFUCKING R11!

^ If I shove a stick up my ass can I come as Karl?

I'd like to go dressed in Baptiste's skin.

Someone should wear one of his downmarket frocks that you can buy in Neiman Marcus Last Call.

Babtiste, so gentle, so French, so good looking.

One of my defining moments as a 12-year-old gayling was watching a segment of Karl Lagerfeld on Style with Elsa Klensch. At the time he was the head designer for Chanel, Chloe, Fendi, and his eponymous line.

Night Of The Living Dead 🧟‍♂️

@r16, "Babtiste, so gentle, so French, so good looking."

And E-X-P-E-N-S-I-V-E... That boy is high maintenance 🙄

So is everyone expected to hire a hooker and call each other fat?

Is Choupette invited?

r3 I was thinking zombies or wax museum horror.... but then remembered, most celebs already are.

Did he do many signature iconic looks? I can name a few but not many. Multiple strands of pearls.

The double C

Travilla would be a good candidate. With 100+ films, couture and a private label of 35 years. 1940-1990.

75% of the invitees cold not understand Travilla even with a introductory lesson.

A pity because Travilla originals are reasonably priced so even the most hard up influencers could buy one.

I was watching a Lagerfeld doc on his time at Chanel. A genius but he spoke like a pig. A coarse ugly man despite his amazing talent.

Not how I remembered him

Lili Reinhart says she might get banned from the Met Gala by Anna Wintour because of what she said about Kim Kardashian.

She should be banned for being annoying.

No fatties!

This thing is so non-exclusive now.

[Quote]Travilla would be a good candidate.

Y'know, it's me and the husbear's second wedding anniversary coming up. I couldn't find any plus size friendly places on Expedia. Thanks, gays, I'll try Travilla!

Is Kanye going?

Nobody seems to follow the theme anyway.

Matt Berry needs to be invited solely for this look.

Anna and Vogue officially cut ties with Kanye R35.