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The New And Even Worse Commercials You're Hating Fall/Winter 2022-2023.

Post 'em here.

by Anonymousreply 320March 21, 2023 8:42 AM

I loathe the bitch-looking actor who does the Safe Step (shower package) commercials. She looks very stupid and entitled.

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by Anonymousreply 1September 30, 2022 12:32 PM

The Jon Hamm insurance commercials.

So unfunny.

by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2022 1:12 PM

When Flo calls him Tom Hamm, I want to choke the writer.

by Anonymousreply 3September 30, 2022 4:57 PM

Just curious, where exactly are you all seeing these commercials?

antenna/cable tv, streaming services, etc?

by Anonymousreply 4September 30, 2022 5:05 PM

I watch DirectTV Stream using a Roku streaming device, and get local and various cable channels like FX, Food Network, TNT, Fox News, CNN, AMC, etc. and the majority of them show commercials. I also have the non-premium Hulu and they have ad breaks.

by Anonymousreply 5October 1, 2022 7:58 PM

The check out lady and customer dancing like robots - yuk!!

by Anonymousreply 6October 1, 2022 9:01 PM

What is with all the fucking drug name with the solo Q?

Did the Q test well?

by Anonymousreply 7October 2, 2022 12:39 PM

What the fuck is the difference between a pill to help you sleep and a pill for insomnia? The latter's side effects are exactly the same as Ambien.

by Anonymousreply 8October 2, 2022 4:26 PM

The Budweiser commercials from Bally sports Midwest

by Anonymousreply 9October 2, 2022 10:20 PM

The creepy ginger dude from the Taltz commercial and the equally douche music.

by Anonymousreply 10October 2, 2022 10:21 PM

The couple with the UTI commercial. They're so proud they've had multiple UTIs during the past year.

by Anonymousreply 11October 2, 2022 10:28 PM

Who in the hell is SWEET JAMES?!

by Anonymousreply 12October 4, 2022 3:28 AM

For me, the most annoying are any of the "Liberty, Liberty, LIBERTY!" insurance commercials.

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by Anonymousreply 13October 4, 2022 5:32 AM

KELLY CLARKSON/WAYFAIR!!!!!! FUCKING NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD!!!! And all that Wayfair crap is such SHIT!!!!

by Anonymousreply 14October 4, 2022 6:06 AM

Don't mind if I do.

by Anonymousreply 15October 4, 2022 10:54 AM

R14 I agree. Kelly Clarkson is a fat middle of America talk show singing frau. Her Wayfair commercials appeal to those.

by Anonymousreply 16October 4, 2022 1:54 PM

I have a love/hate relationship with Rob Lowe Atkins commercials. He always looks good but his mouth looks weird when he talks. Especially when he says peppermint patty.

by Anonymousreply 17October 4, 2022 1:56 PM

R14/ R16 I love Kelly Clarkson.

by Anonymousreply 18October 4, 2022 3:48 PM

I’m not surprised by this r18

by Anonymousreply 19October 4, 2022 6:45 PM

Dupixent Hide my skin? Not me.

Said the toddler

by Anonymousreply 20October 4, 2022 10:53 PM

The Neuriva commercial with Alton Brown. He’s ugly and annoying.

by Anonymousreply 21October 5, 2022 12:28 AM

But more tolerable than Whoopi.

by Anonymousreply 22October 5, 2022 2:42 PM

That Rob Lowe commercial is so unnecessarily percussiony. Is like they’re trying to resurrect the ghosts of Neil Pert and Ricky Ricardo or something.

What up with that lady in the new Slimfast commercial all looking like a like a teenage boy ready to perform his 500th TikTok video?

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by Anonymousreply 23October 6, 2022 6:59 AM


by Anonymousreply 24October 6, 2022 12:22 PM

The Lindt chocolate commercials. Their chocolate is not all that. For some reason, they've made the chocolatier look like a predator.

by Anonymousreply 25October 7, 2022 12:40 PM

How early will they show the Hersey Bells kisses this year?

by Anonymousreply 26October 7, 2022 2:43 PM

R26 how about the GMC “I like red” husband?

by Anonymousreply 27October 7, 2022 4:27 PM

[quote]The couple with the UTI commercial. They're so proud they've had multiple UTIs during the past year.

The first time I saw this commercial I said, “damn, bitch! Who is you fucking and why you so happy about UTIs?”

by Anonymousreply 28October 7, 2022 4:44 PM

I can't wait for the car floor mat stocking stuffer spots,

by Anonymousreply 29October 7, 2022 9:29 PM

I can’t stand that Texaco commercial with the people singing. I can’t reach for the remote fast enough.

by Anonymousreply 30October 12, 2022 3:23 AM

I can’t wait until the midterm elections are over.

by Anonymousreply 31October 12, 2022 9:58 AM

Starface ad.... The whole thing makes me feel vaguely greasy.

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by Anonymousreply 32October 12, 2022 10:18 AM

The stupid tagline for Kroger grocery stores in my area rankles me.

So stupid -- "Fresh for Everyone." As opposed to what, idiot advertising copywriter?

"Fresh food and staples for some folks, dented cans and past it produce for others."?

If Kroger came up with this theme in-house, then they need to clean house. Or from their advertising agency -- get another!

by Anonymousreply 33October 12, 2022 10:26 AM

I can't believe we've gotten to 33 posts and no one has yet brought up the Lume Lady. She may be "board certified," but I think she's just plain certifiable: "You just swipe a pea-sized portion of Lume between your butt cheeks like this I will demonstrate No I'm kidding I won't."

And yes, that is all one sentence in her decidedly odd presentation. Don't know why, but she irritates me like a boil on my ass.

by Anonymousreply 34October 12, 2022 8:47 PM

What about that drug for uncontrollable facial movements? Ingrezza! It’s like when you’re at a friends house and she asks you if you like the food she prepared and the look on your face is one of pure disgust but really you like it. It’s just your Tardive Dyskinesia acting up.

by Anonymousreply 35October 12, 2022 8:52 PM

The ads for the Kia(?) that parks itself. Why would you want to squeeze your BRAND NEW car between two other vehicles?! Buy a brand new car and have the doors dinged to shit or worse, keyed by an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 36October 13, 2022 8:14 PM

Thankfully, they appear to have decreased in frequency/number, but those Medicare commercials featuring Jimmy Walker screaming “N-o-o-w-w, “ and “m-o-o-n-n-n-e-y” are intolerable. I can tolerate his (GQP) presence, but that voice is the worst sound on tv. I always mute, but it is still traumatizing. Make it stop!

by Anonymousreply 37October 13, 2022 8:25 PM

I hate the free shower package bitch. They show the bitch taking a shower while she has her big mouth open wide. She’s so ugly.

by Anonymousreply 38October 13, 2022 8:55 PM

The Ripple commercial where the little girl is explaining to her grandpa how it’s not a trend to drink plant based milk or whatever the hell it’s made of. In reality that grandpa is old enough to where if he sees his little grand daughter drinking a product with the name Ripple written across it, he’d be clutching at his chest like the king of all things Ripple in Fred Sanford himself. How they got away with naming a plant based drink that they want to target to kids, Ripple, and nobody’s parents explained to them about the confusion it would get with the malt liquor, goes to show the product was probably developed and conceived in the suburbs of Connecticut or something. Guess the idea to name is Colt 45 was 86’d.

by Anonymousreply 39October 14, 2022 5:57 AM

To name *IT Colt 45 that is. Also speaking of kids the 3-4 minute St. Jude commercials, the shows where these commercials air are put in a rough spot to where if they tell St. Jude “shorten your commercials or we won’t air them,” St. Jude will make them seem like Judas if someone had the balls to tell them to cut the length in half. People change the commercials cause they don’t want to see these poor kids in that state so they make the commercials twice as long. By doing that the viewers who were watching the program, once the commercial airs they change the channel than will change the channel back only to see it still on. When they change it again they run the risk of completely losing these viewers altogether. They’ll find something else they find equally interesting with less depressing commercials and because of them changing the channel back and still seeing what they wanted to avoid, they’re not going to want to change it back especially knowing St Jude runs these commercials sometimes twice per program. I’ll bet anything these commercials are running viewers off and doing just that. Call them assholes or demons, these networks to get them to cut these commercials in half is just better from a business perspective plain and simple

by Anonymousreply 40October 14, 2022 6:12 AM

I guess I’d rather have a Lume ad instead of a woman pooping ad, but the fact that is even a choice makes me want to euthanize myself. Anyway, I’ve been spreading stick deodorant on toilet paper and sticking it between my butt cheeks for years and it’s worked just fine.

by Anonymousreply 41October 14, 2022 7:06 AM

I was shocked to see Brad Pitt selling an espresso maker and Drew Barrymore singing for an online game. Was I hallucinating?

by Anonymousreply 42October 14, 2022 7:10 AM

[quote]The ads for the Kia(?) that parks itself. Why would you want to squeeze your BRAND NEW car between two other vehicles?!

I’m still laughing at this, Cosmo, because I said the same thing when I first saw it.

Not to mention the level of scumbaggery of ensuring others can’t get into their own fucking vehicles.

by Anonymousreply 43October 14, 2022 6:17 PM

Free shower package with your walk in tub

by Anonymousreply 44October 14, 2022 7:52 PM

Now they’ve got William Devane doing the Medicare Enrollment commercials!

by Anonymousreply 45October 15, 2022 3:04 PM

He's still alive?

by Anonymousreply 46October 15, 2022 3:48 PM

Why can’t we just get into the running car?

by Anonymousreply 47October 17, 2022 1:55 PM

Vitamin Water. I don't understand what this ad is selling based on the visuals. The music is bad too.

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by Anonymousreply 48October 17, 2022 2:38 PM

R47 every Halloween season I hear that dumb thing say that line and every year I’m irritated by it.

by Anonymousreply 49October 17, 2022 4:43 PM

I jumped right in and lost 127 lbs!

by Anonymousreply 50October 19, 2022 12:34 AM

I jumped in 10 lbs of dog shit!

by Anonymousreply 51October 19, 2022 12:54 AM

First I was like wait who's this guy. And then I was like oh that's Steve Gutenberg but then I was like oh my god dude you're being like such a downer right now and like what a way to show up after you know like 30 years and be like blah blah blah death darkness sadness blah blah blah the Mark Harmon Ted danson route of like being like the main guy of like a CSI or some other thing like that I don't know he probably should have if he didn't but I guess he still could cuz he didn't look all that old I'm not even really sure how it is. Or maybe be like more appropriate is like the dumb dad on something.

by Anonymousreply 52October 19, 2022 1:24 AM

This stupid thing needs an edit function. I meant to say did Steve ever go down the Ted danson route.

by Anonymousreply 53October 19, 2022 1:25 AM

However styled Kelly Clarkson for those Wayfair commercials should be shot. Everything she wears makes her look heavier and her arms look weirdly short.

by Anonymousreply 54October 19, 2022 1:40 AM

I’m fascinated with all the commercials for skin conditions featuring restaurant servers. “Talk to your dermatologist…” Huh? These people can’t afford health insurance! They ain’t seeing specialists and getting on your expensive drugs.

by Anonymousreply 55October 19, 2022 1:42 AM

Michael Strahan has a skin care line? Why don't they just come out and say "this shit is for black guys only"?

by Anonymousreply 56October 19, 2022 2:39 PM

Or is it Black Guys?

by Anonymousreply 57October 19, 2022 2:39 PM

H.E.R. For nationwide insurance

by Anonymousreply 58October 20, 2022 12:07 AM

I am so sick of these damn HERS antidepressant commercials with the blonde rolling around. It's trying way too hard.

by Anonymousreply 59October 24, 2022 3:38 AM

These new Dominos commercials where they’re just throwing in the towel plugging their leftovers of all things. That’s basically them admitting them have nothing new, nothing special, no good discounts, not even shilling their app to get better sales, but just Goddamn leftovers. At least with KFC they put a pretty little bow on it when throwing in all their leftovers together in calling 🙌 it the Famous Bowl🙌

by Anonymousreply 60October 25, 2022 5:08 AM

*it 🙌 The Famous Bowl🙌

by Anonymousreply 61October 25, 2022 5:09 AM

R59 yeah that fat blonde with a buster brown hairstyle. Ages probably 20 yrs old. She should shove her pills inside her huge hole.

by Anonymousreply 62October 25, 2022 1:13 PM

I think the ad is for Zillow. The ones where they emphasize the person's head because they suddenly realize they have to sell their home.

Also, whatever OG RHOC Vicki Gunvalson is shilling for. She really does have a pig nose.

by Anonymousreply 63October 27, 2022 7:26 PM

I can not stand the commercials for Trelogy with the "Feelin' Good'" song. It's for COPD and the visuals are ridiculous.

A woman grabs her dirty ashtray and coffee mug , puts it into her car and drives to the flea market. And of course, an interracial couple decides to buy this crap once she sets up her table. Back in the car and back home she goes...she's taking a stand for a new day. (Did the selling price of a dirty ashtray and coffee mug cover her expenses and give her a profit ?)

Then there's the middle age black man alone in a dark home-office who decides to digitize his VHS tapes at a local electronics store...he's taking a stand for a new day. Maybe he could've given the oter lady his VHS recorded to sell at the flea market.

Not to be confused with middle age black man who decided he's going to leave his house and go play pool...he's taking a stand for a new day.

by Anonymousreply 64October 27, 2022 7:54 PM

Alaskan Fur! Alaskan Furrrrrrrrrrrrr 🎶

by Anonymousreply 65October 27, 2022 8:05 PM

Nutrafol where all of s sudden some annoying bitch utters “I was getting older”.

by Anonymousreply 66October 27, 2022 8:54 PM

As much as people adore Chewy's "the peanut butter box is here" commercial, my heart breaks at the thought that Ralph seemingly isn't given his beloved peanut butter treat in between (monthly?) medication doses.

Give him a peanut butter-smeared Kong a couple of times a week--ditto for his little pal Georgio. Life is too short to be deprived of the harmless little things our pets crave.

Gotta run; I'm late for today's session with Miss Peanut.🐶

by Anonymousreply 67October 27, 2022 9:29 PM

[quote]Give him a peanut butter-smeared Kong a couple of times a week

That’s perverse!

by Anonymousreply 68October 28, 2022 1:37 PM

Once that Chewy commercial airs, "the peanut butter box is here" will lock itself inside your head for hours.

by Anonymousreply 69October 28, 2022 4:23 PM

That Medicare commercial with the human muppet Martha.

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by Anonymousreply 70October 30, 2022 3:11 AM

The Twix commercial where the talking bears describe the people camping as ALSO chewy, crunchy and delicious. People are chewy? How is that possible? If they ate someone named Jesus maybe that might explain things.

by Anonymousreply 71October 30, 2022 4:31 PM

The one for some kind or pee-soaking device with the woman who lives with her aging mother who has a leaky bladder and has to stick some kind of wand in her mother's snatch to soak up all the excess urine during the night and deposits it in a bedside canister. Besides being plain weird, the room must reek to high heaven.

by Anonymousreply 72October 30, 2022 4:42 PM

Ads such as the one referenced by R72 are designed to diminish the concept of privacy/discretion among the proles.

by Anonymousreply 73October 30, 2022 4:55 PM

R70 I loathe that spot and grating bitch in it.

by Anonymousreply 74October 30, 2022 5:03 PM

R74 that Martha Medicare commercial is one of the worst, most irritating commercials I’ve ever seen. Instant channel change or mute button.

by Anonymousreply 75October 30, 2022 6:15 PM

Young people having a good time with insurance is mind numbingly annoying.

by Anonymousreply 76October 30, 2022 6:56 PM

uncontrollable body movements caused by Tardive dyskinesia. Now there is Ingrezza!

by Anonymousreply 77October 30, 2022 9:09 PM

R77, Tardive dyskinesia is primarily caused as a side effect from anti-depressants. Rather than fix that issue in that drug, the pharmaceutical companies have created yet another drug to control the side effect. How long before there’s a drug to control the side effect of Ingrezza, hysterical pregnancy?

by Anonymousreply 78October 30, 2022 9:28 PM

r71- I would imagine the tendons and some large muscles are chewy. Especially on older people.

by Anonymousreply 79November 2, 2022 5:03 PM

that ad with the woman sitting on a toilet everywhere she goes is pretty hilarious

by Anonymousreply 80November 2, 2022 6:33 PM

The stupid f****** Martha Medicare commercials but now it's a muppet but still her annoying ass voice and like the Muppet looks like her.

by Anonymousreply 81November 7, 2022 1:19 AM

R79 but now she's an actual fucking muppet. Haha.

by Anonymousreply 82November 7, 2022 1:20 AM

Sorry meant r70.

by Anonymousreply 83November 7, 2022 1:24 AM

The older Cigna Medicare commercial lady that like knows everything in every scene is like kinda sexy like that kind of like I will over you kind of way cuz you fear me you know.

by Anonymousreply 84November 7, 2022 1:26 AM

The annoying Carvana lady.

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by Anonymousreply 85November 7, 2022 4:09 AM

^Oh God, I can't stand her voice.

by Anonymousreply 86November 7, 2022 4:11 AM

"1-877-Kars 4 kids - donate your car today"

by Anonymousreply 87November 7, 2022 4:15 AM

Jess the "rewards savvy queen"

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by Anonymousreply 88November 7, 2022 5:27 AM

But wait for it Jess is also a "crypto savvy queen"

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by Anonymousreply 89November 7, 2022 5:29 AM

I'm so tired of the Bombas socks, underwear and t-shirts commercial featuring gen z, gender neutral bodies standing sideways and backwards to show off bombas socks and underwear.

by Anonymousreply 90November 7, 2022 10:18 AM

I'm done with Jake from State Farm. He used to be cute in a Donald Glover kind of way -he lost that cuteness from overexposure.

by Anonymousreply 91November 8, 2022 3:29 PM

The febreze commercial where the girl in it looks like she's like I'm wearing the same prosthetic mask that Eric Roberts were in mask. That's probably really mean and I shouldn't post it but here we are.

by Anonymousreply 92November 10, 2022 12:57 AM

They are over now - but I live in LA and the attack ad against Katie Porter and her white board felt straight out of Saturday Night Live. A bunch of 30 year old women with vocal fry saying “WhY did you do it Katie?’”

by Anonymousreply 93November 10, 2022 3:22 AM

[quote]...wearing the same prosthetic mask that Eric Roberts were in mask.

Oh, dear! R92.

by Anonymousreply 94November 10, 2022 7:14 AM

R90: Have you seen the obnoxious Fabletics commercial? It’s the one with all these women (seen only from the waist down) modeling tight yoga pants and whatnot. They are all stroking the fabric – actually stroking their asses and thighs. Several of the models are obese. Yuck. I don’t want to see women getting off on the softness of their sausage casings.

by Anonymousreply 95November 10, 2022 9:32 AM

The new Shaq commercial. I know “BE MORE SPECIFIC!!!!!!!” In fact I’m surprised he doesn’t have his own wing on this thread all to himself. Anyway whatever he’s shilling now, he’s doing that Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence/Tyler Perry all dressed up as different characters I think including a couple of lady characters. I try not to pay attention when it’s Shaq on to his newest whatever he’s plugging this week shill but this was over the top even for him.

by Anonymousreply 96November 12, 2022 8:23 PM

Martha Medicare advantage is really ugly and annoying

by Anonymousreply 97November 14, 2022 5:05 PM

The Chevrolet commercial s featuring Gen Z singing along to Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac.

by Anonymousreply 98November 15, 2022 11:29 PM

Gen Z would never sing that mediocre Fleetwood Mac song in the presence of other gen zers

by Anonymousreply 99November 16, 2022 5:05 PM

You brought the whole team to the game in your Buick SUV.

That is so you.

by Anonymousreply 100November 16, 2022 5:06 PM

Not new but the fucking Hershey Kiss handbell commercial is back to torment me for another 6 weeks

by Anonymousreply 101November 16, 2022 6:04 PM

The music being foisted upon the public in the latest Yeti commercial. It’s extremely annoying

by Anonymousreply 102November 16, 2022 7:14 PM

Only people in the NY area will get this - the annoying dude who does the "I Buy LI" ads that run in the early morning. He is young real estate guy who stares into the camera while he hammers that fact that he will buy your home on Long Island!!!

by Anonymousreply 103November 16, 2022 8:03 PM

R92-Eric Roberts wasn't in Mask. Eric Stoltz, however, was.

by Anonymousreply 104November 16, 2022 10:37 PM

R104 oh yeah. The point is she be odd looking.

by Anonymousreply 105November 17, 2022 12:27 AM

I haven't seen a commercial in a few years.

Going by this thread, they haven't change at all and there's no need to look at any again. Maybe they'll have a good one during the Superbowl. Isn't that coming up sometime soon? Maybe January?

by Anonymousreply 106November 17, 2022 12:31 AM

"Lindsey the Surf Instructor" who invented "Bite" toothpaste bits... "When I realized that thousands of toothpaste tubes end up in the ocean, I knew I had to do something."

Yes, the planet would utterly rot without you...

by Anonymousreply 107November 17, 2022 1:02 AM

To R26, I love the "I like Red GMC commercial". OKAY, I love the hot guy, great hair, very pale, probably throws a great fuck.

by Anonymousreply 108November 17, 2022 1:48 AM

Another vote for that old Medicare cobweb cunt Martha!!

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by Anonymousreply 109November 17, 2022 2:05 AM

The Catherine O'Hara and Kevin Hart one. They didn't even film together. There is no way they are standing in the same space.

by Anonymousreply 110November 17, 2022 2:09 AM

This new ad for Peacock channel I guess about soccer I think, I turn it off as fast as I can. All there is people screaming I think "scoreeeee" so annoying. I wish I can go back in time and put a bullet to whoever the announcer was that started that stupid tradition,

by Anonymousreply 111November 17, 2022 3:48 AM

How cheap can these companies be? Re-running last year's Christmas commercials??

And, of the new spots, I LOVE the one where the father thinks his son has given him a new car and wants to know what the kid got his Mom.

by Anonymousreply 112November 17, 2022 3:34 PM

R111, they are screaming "goal." That Spanish announcer yelled it a few years ago and now it's a thing.

R112, speaking of old commercials, the Ferraro Rocher ad is running now. That bitch cannot sing! "It's Christmas time again, my love!"

by Anonymousreply 113November 18, 2022 1:40 PM

R112 - love the hot daddy in the car commercial, and the look on his son's face when dad wonders what he gave his mother.

Oh, look, there they are now!

by Anonymousreply 114November 18, 2022 2:21 PM

It's a huge improvement over, "I LIKE RED".

by Anonymousreply 115November 18, 2022 4:36 PM


My dream is "the I LOVE RED" guy cums into my bedroom, gives me the truck keys, says "you like Red, you want my cock, and gives it to me all night".

Has the commercial been on yet?

by Anonymousreply 116November 18, 2022 6:22 PM

The Uber Eats commercials. With the exception of Sarah Silverman, I have no idea who any of those motherfuckers are.

Is that Tracy Morgan? "Ladyfinguhs! Stapluhs!!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 117November 19, 2022 12:54 AM

Oh, yes, R117! That guy who's trying to make "clutch" happen.

by Anonymousreply 118November 19, 2022 1:24 AM

R117 and R118, don’t forget ‘swordfish.’ He pronounces the SW. Nails on a chalkboard!!

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by Anonymousreply 120November 19, 2022 1:53 AM

Marshalls for using the same Hall & Oates song they used last year.

by Anonymousreply 121November 19, 2022 4:07 PM

Oh r121 that’s so bad thx for chiming in just for the sake of replying and not adding a damned thing to the thread.

by Anonymousreply 122November 19, 2022 4:35 PM

R112 the Hershey’s kisses ringing bells commercial has been annoying audiences since 1988. It’s tradition.

by Anonymousreply 123November 19, 2022 4:49 PM

online betting with that blonde bimbo chick. FUK THAT MESS

by Anonymousreply 124November 19, 2022 6:07 PM

The ugly housewife in the Xmas old navy ad

by Anonymousreply 125November 21, 2022 12:24 AM

Cuntessa Paris, taking over a second Hilton hotel suite, just for her luggage. They should make a spoof commercial where she breaks her both of her legs tripping over her own crap.

by Anonymousreply 126November 21, 2022 1:02 AM

This Judith Abrams from Fisher Investments has a voice that annoys the hell out of me.

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by Anonymousreply 127November 24, 2022 11:08 PM

The gal with the red glasses from Saturday Night Live in the Holiday JC Penny’s commercial - “Boots & Coats & Boots & Coats!””

by Anonymousreply 128November 24, 2022 11:15 PM

The bitch in the Old Navy Christmas commercial is sooooo annoying I wanna slap the shit out of her fake face.

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by Anonymousreply 129November 24, 2022 11:25 PM

Damn, r122! Was your turkey undercooked or something? Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 130November 24, 2022 11:32 PM

[quote] the Hershey’s kisses ringing bells commercial

I wish they would bring back the ones with the guys in boxers implying their dicks were the bells. That was so hawt.

by Anonymousreply 131November 24, 2022 11:33 PM

R131 wasn't that Kmart? They're all gone.

by Anonymousreply 132November 24, 2022 11:39 PM

I honestly don’t remember, but that does sound about right though. I’m probably just remembering the guys, not the sponsor. Lol.

by Anonymousreply 133November 24, 2022 11:41 PM

I wad having a stroke and I was scared to death

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by Anonymousreply 134November 25, 2022 12:27 AM

R129, that’s Jennifer Coolidge.

by Anonymousreply 135November 25, 2022 12:30 AM

R135 she’s a big twat!

by Anonymousreply 136November 25, 2022 12:34 AM

r134 that fucking life alert commercial is horrid and never ever stops.

"if it weren't for life alert, I wouldn't be sitting here".

by Anonymousreply 137November 25, 2022 11:30 AM

The hospital with the creepy "unicorn in the ICU" Christmas spot last year seems to have cleaned up their act and hired a new ad agency this year. Thank Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 138November 25, 2022 4:34 PM

I haven't seen the HOTT "I LIKE RED" guy commercial yet!!

Or the "Hershey kisses bells ringing" commercial. It's still early, only November 25th.

by Anonymousreply 139November 25, 2022 6:19 PM

Those Hershey bells have already been ringing since Halloween.

by Anonymousreply 140November 26, 2022 4:19 PM

Here you go, r131

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by Anonymousreply 141November 27, 2022 2:14 AM

I love you, r141!

by Anonymousreply 142November 27, 2022 2:20 PM

There's a Golden corral commercial for a great big fat person is yelling at other great big fat persons for not eating more food so that they can all remain great big fat persons. Like he is seriously upset that they're eating reasonable portions of food.

by Anonymousreply 143November 27, 2022 2:39 PM

And suddenly r143 becomes a contender.

by Anonymousreply 144November 27, 2022 2:41 PM

R142 contender?

by Anonymousreply 145November 27, 2022 4:13 PM

Yes, r145. Did you read the post I referenced?

by Anonymousreply 146November 27, 2022 4:15 PM

Yes I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 147November 27, 2022 4:16 PM

Lemme explain, then. I said I fell in love with r141. Then you posted and I said “here comes another contender,” meaning I was falling in love with you, too.

by Anonymousreply 148November 27, 2022 4:24 PM

Aw. Sorry I'm a bit dense sometimes. R148

by Anonymousreply 149November 27, 2022 5:06 PM

But cute as hell.

by Anonymousreply 150November 27, 2022 5:10 PM

Nuke Duff Goldman I hate his stupid, ugly ass, pig face. His rice cereal treat cakes are disgusting and unsanitary. Why Sun Maid, why?

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by Anonymousreply 151November 29, 2022 3:30 AM

Why is the same Hall & Oates song being used for both Lays potato chips and Marshall's. I've even seen them back to back. Aren't there any other H&O songs they could use?

by Anonymousreply 152November 30, 2022 4:27 PM

There's a new Medicare scam commercial where the narrator says the words "ZIP Code" FIFTEEN TIMES (yes, I counted) in a one-minute spot.

by Anonymousreply 153November 30, 2022 6:20 PM

^^I call every year just to check my zip code!!

by Anonymousreply 154November 30, 2022 8:29 PM

yea that cunt jennifer coolidge makes me vomit, same dumb ass fart face voice in ev thing she do.

by Anonymousreply 155December 1, 2022 5:12 AM

There is a new Hello fresh commercial with NPH and the spouse.

by Anonymousreply 156December 1, 2022 6:59 PM

The T-Mobile commercials with the guys from Scrubs.

by Anonymousreply 157December 1, 2022 8:34 PM

That fat idiot Coolidge trying to feed asparagus to a deer.

by Anonymousreply 158December 1, 2022 8:46 PM

The iRobot commercials are really annoying, especially the one with the obnoxious "Jennifer" cunt screaming her fool head off.

by Anonymousreply 159December 1, 2022 9:04 PM

Descovy for prep needs a new ad. I want to punch each person in the face because I’ve heard their spiel so many times.

by Anonymousreply 160December 15, 2022 8:01 PM

Visionworks, only reason I know the company that made this commercial was I unmuted it just once so I would never buy glasses from this fuck ass company ever again in my life.

Two women on separate sides of a canyon yelling at each other about eyeglasses, only reason they are different sides of the canyon is so they can yell.

I mute ALL commercials.

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by Anonymousreply 161December 15, 2022 9:11 PM

R161 the shouting thing in that one is awful.

by Anonymousreply 162December 15, 2022 11:34 PM

The new Hershey's jingle bell commercial. It's awful and ruined a beautiful commercial tradition.

by Anonymousreply 163December 15, 2022 11:39 PM

Anything with the noxious Kevin Hart.

by Anonymousreply 164December 16, 2022 2:39 PM

Lolly lolly lolly get your assholes here

by Anonymousreply 165December 16, 2022 3:17 PM

Another vote for the Lume cunt and her stinky crotch. They're playing her commercials non-stop on MSNBC. Do women stink more at the holidays?

by Anonymousreply 166December 16, 2022 5:16 PM

Only in Bayonne.

by Anonymousreply 167December 16, 2022 9:01 PM

The California Lottery Commercial where the guy who looks like Marty Ingles is playing the piano and singing “Wear yourself an ugly little sweater” meanwhile there is a party going on and everyone is wearing ugly Christmas sweaters.

by Anonymousreply 168December 17, 2022 5:39 AM

I love dogs, but I can't stand all the stupid dog puns in this AT&T commercial about business going "through the woof" at Jones Bones' new "barkery."

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by Anonymousreply 169December 17, 2022 5:46 AM

I'll bet the California lottery, unlike the NY Lottery, shot a new commercial for Christmas instead of using the same lame spot from last year.

by Anonymousreply 170December 17, 2022 10:57 PM

Even New Jersey shot a new spot.

by Anonymousreply 171December 17, 2022 10:57 PM

the shriner's xmas commercial.

thank you for giving

christ-mus eve will find me......

by Anonymousreply 172December 18, 2022 11:09 AM

Are there hidden wires making Marlo Thomas's lips move in those St. Jude ads? She looks like she went to Kim Novak's plastic surgeon.

by Anonymousreply 173December 18, 2022 4:39 PM

I'm loving that Montefiore Hospital ad this year. So much better than that ludricous "unicorn in the ICU" thing that ran incessantly last year.

Also, the Amazon spot with porn-stache Dad creating a greenhouse snow globe for his daughter. I assume it's his daughter. Maybe she's his "niece".

by Anonymousreply 174December 22, 2022 5:00 PM

Fresh Direct with that wise-ass little brat.

by Anonymousreply 175December 22, 2022 6:16 PM

R175, is that the same one where the girl says, "You call yourself a foodie but there's generally no food here"? My local Shop Rite was using that one for awhile. Hate that little shit!

by Anonymousreply 176December 22, 2022 7:57 PM

Liberty Mutual where the kid gets insurance for Christmas. I hate it beyond words.

by Anonymousreply 177December 22, 2022 8:12 PM

I’ll be home for Christmas…

St Jude Children’s Hospital

by Anonymousreply 178December 22, 2022 10:41 PM

Lately, I've been seeing a lot of this commercial for Sixt rent-a-car. The entire premise of the ad is that other rental places will rent you [bold]a[/bold] car but Sixt will rent you [bold]the[/bold] car. WTF does that even mean?

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by Anonymousreply 179December 22, 2022 11:22 PM

[quote] Liberty Mutual where the kid gets insurance for Christmas. I hate it beyond words.

Actually, that's the only Liberty Mutual commercial I can stand.

And what's the deal with Liberty Mutual "customizing your car insurance so you only pay for what you need"? Isn't that what ALL insurance companies do?

by Anonymousreply 180December 22, 2022 11:26 PM

Those Coventry insurance ads are annoying AF, but there's a hunky miner guy in them so I find them tolerable. Now if he presented hole.....

by Anonymousreply 181December 23, 2022 3:17 AM

R177 what about the sister with the huge shit eating smile at the end of it?

by Anonymousreply 182December 23, 2022 11:56 AM

R179, I assume they rent high-end cars like BMWs, MBs, etc. I used to travel to ATL about once every 6 weeks. One of the rental car lots had Corvettes and Porches for rent. Rather driving a rented Ford Fiesta or Kia Sonata, you could spend the money to drive around in a convertible BMW.

by Anonymousreply 183December 23, 2022 12:16 PM

I can’t stand the new DAV ads where “random” people are cajoled into going on camera to thank disabled vets. It’s horribly exploitive to the random people AND to the vets who are waiting outside the trailer to meet them. I support organizations like DAV and Wounded Warrior, but this ad is just gross.

by Anonymousreply 184December 23, 2022 6:05 PM

Ugh - that stupid music that starts playing and Julia Roberts in a big gown and big grin dancing out of rhythm on that Party boat

by Anonymousreply 185December 24, 2022 4:19 AM

I really, REALLY hate the Paramount commercial with Keegan Michael Key as the obnoxious coach with the cartoon characters. It's stupid and annoying.

by Anonymousreply 186December 24, 2022 4:42 AM

The fucking Shriners commercial with that Eve Harrington, Caleb, and 47 year old Alec, but ANIMATED. That way they never age out, or in case they die. 'ADOWABLE' BLANKET, you can hear the quote marks.

by Anonymousreply 187December 24, 2022 4:55 AM

I have been watching the West Wing Marathon on HLN this week. EVERY SINGLE commercial break has Edie Falco for the ASPCA - those poor animals!! And BATTERY DADDY - WTF - that commercial has been on at least 100 times this week!

by Anonymousreply 188December 31, 2022 3:20 AM

[quote]R182: what about the sister with the huge shit eating smile at the end of it?

I read that character as the Mom, not a sister, hence responsible for which kid got what for Christmas.

Doin' the 'Popeye wink.'

Makes me laugh every time.

by Anonymousreply 189December 31, 2022 5:09 AM

Who the fuck would need that many batteries in the house?

by Anonymousreply 190December 31, 2022 3:46 PM


by Anonymousreply 191December 31, 2022 4:02 PM

R189 that’s a sibling not a mom.

by Anonymousreply 192December 31, 2022 4:09 PM

I disagree, r192. That’s supposed to be the mother as r189 said.

by Anonymousreply 193December 31, 2022 4:10 PM

A 13 -14 yr old mom? No way.

by Anonymousreply 194December 31, 2022 4:23 PM

I'm going to miss the "Can't wait to see what you got your mother" holiday commercial. The son is HOT.

by Anonymousreply 195December 31, 2022 4:25 PM

You think she looked 13-14.

While I’m sure the actress would appreciate that, there’s no way in hell that character was supposed to be a teenager.

by Anonymousreply 196December 31, 2022 4:25 PM

Ooooh, link it, r195. I haven’t seen that one.

We used to have a thread around here about hot guys in commercials but I think it expired.

by Anonymousreply 197December 31, 2022 4:26 PM

I cannot emotionally handle animal abuse depicted in tv commercials for the ASPCA or children with cancers and severe disabilities even if the outcome is increased awareness and raising funds. My heart is very soft and I will cry and feel sad every time one appears. I must mute the sound and look away or change channels to keep from being extremely sad. I have contributed financially to many animal rights organizations (including ASPCA and Best Friends Society) as well as St. Jude for Children and Shriner’s Hospital. These are very important and worth while organizations. I think they’re awesome and necessary.

by Anonymousreply 198December 31, 2022 5:17 PM

I can't believe that people get paid a salary to come up with the stupid fucking commercials on TV. Clearly it requires no talent or competence or special knowledge - your average minimum wage worker who can barely keep their head above water could do as good of a job.

by Anonymousreply 199December 31, 2022 5:19 PM

You’re not alone, r198. In fact, I despise those commercials and will look for any other organization that has similar mission statements to contribute to just so I’m not promoting those horrid and heartbreaking commercials.

by Anonymousreply 200December 31, 2022 5:27 PM

It's an open secret Marlo Thomas is a conniving bitch and treats people like shit. She's had more personal assistants than Keebler has elves.

by Anonymousreply 201December 31, 2022 11:48 PM

[quote]R194: A 13 -14 yr old mom? No way.

No idea where you're getting this craziness, unless you're viewing the commercial on a two-inch screen.

The actress playing the mom is Nicole Randall Johnson, and she's 49 years old. She isn't 13-14, nor does she look it.

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by Anonymousreply 202January 1, 2023 4:38 PM

Here's a still of her from the commercial:

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by Anonymousreply 203January 1, 2023 4:39 PM

She’s ugly as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 204January 1, 2023 9:32 PM

Jon Hamm as Santa ones. Because his movie career is shit, we are forced to this crap. Isn’t he due for a heart attack at a bar by now?

by Anonymousreply 205January 1, 2023 9:55 PM

The woman in this Wendys commercial has one Asian shaped eye and one white one. I know many mixed people but I have never noticed this before. It freaks me out.

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by Anonymousreply 206January 2, 2023 7:18 AM

Wonderful how seamlessly Paul Giamatti transitioned from Scrooge to Albert Einstein in those Verizon spots with Cecily Strong, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 207January 2, 2023 4:56 PM

Just wait until Giamatti's Baby Cupid next month, R207.

by Anonymousreply 208January 2, 2023 8:25 PM

[quote]R204 / OP / R182 / R192 / R194: She’s ugly as fuck.

That may be your opinion, but the point was that she's not a sibling, nor did she look 14 years old. You're trolling.

But then, so were your contributions to 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 (𝟏𝟗𝟔𝟖) thread:

[quote]You can’t deodorize a turd. (reply 79)

[quote]It was shit (reply 90)

[quote]Unwatchable (reply 146)

[quote]The turd in the toilet 💩 (reply 148)

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by Anonymousreply 209January 3, 2023 12:09 AM

R209 is scared I’ll fart and he’ll miss it.

by Anonymousreply 210January 3, 2023 12:15 AM

Nope, R210 - just telling the board who is stinking up these threads with his trolling.

by Anonymousreply 211January 3, 2023 12:24 AM

Botoxed Tanya, 43 year old mother of nine.

Year 2022 or 1822?!

by Anonymousreply 212January 3, 2023 12:58 AM

Those ugly dudes in the Morgan jeweler ads.

by Anonymousreply 213January 3, 2023 1:20 AM

The National Debt Relief commercial. I understand if the bitch had unforseen medical bills but $30k+ (not sure of the exact figure) in debt??!! In the ad, she says it would have taken her 47 years to pay that off.

by Anonymousreply 214January 3, 2023 8:42 PM

I'm pretty sure insurance company commercials exist just to annoy you. They hope that by annoying the living fuck out of the audience, people will remember their name(s).

by Anonymousreply 215January 3, 2023 8:50 PM

I used to really like the Capital One commercials that had that tall, hot dude in them - I think for Capital One banking. I wanted him inside me quite deeply.

But now this whole "easy decision" thing - the Charles Barkley and Slash ones....are just so overplayed, I can't stand seeing them.

by Anonymousreply 216January 3, 2023 8:52 PM

The Little Cesar’s pizza commercial that is supposed to be a parody of Antique Roadshow. The first 50 times I saw it, it was funny.

by Anonymousreply 217January 3, 2023 9:11 PM

The Dupixent commercial with the tween girls in dancer costumes/playing soccer. I don't hate it, but it makes me uneasy because it seems to me that the camera is lingering on the girls too closely/there is a creepy "male gaze" thing going on. I've watched many "To Catch A Predator" videos and when this ad comes on I wonder how many incels, pervs etc. are watching this ad and drooling.

by Anonymousreply 218January 5, 2023 7:26 PM

That says more about you than the commercial.

by Anonymousreply 219January 5, 2023 7:31 PM

The Hungry Root came through followed by the irritating bouncy music is making the rounds again.

by Anonymousreply 220January 5, 2023 11:52 PM

I miss the Lexus Christmas commercial.

by Anonymousreply 221January 6, 2023 4:38 PM

Spectrum: any- and everything!

by Anonymousreply 222January 6, 2023 6:35 PM

The Spectrum "and the second line is FREEEEEEEE" makes me want to hunt down the spokesperson.

by Anonymousreply 223January 6, 2023 8:12 PM

Progressive where Flo’s sister goes “Bora-boring”.

by Anonymousreply 224January 10, 2023 12:14 AM

And just when do the income tax spots start running?

by Anonymousreply 225January 10, 2023 4:38 PM

That ugly short black woman for Olay

by Anonymousreply 226January 10, 2023 8:48 PM

The eggo 4 yr old that won’t wear pants

by Anonymousreply 227January 10, 2023 10:41 PM


by Anonymousreply 228January 11, 2023 2:16 AM

There is a radio commercial I hear during my commute - OOMAH.

by Anonymousreply 229January 11, 2023 9:53 PM

Is it David Letterman?

Uma, Oprah

Oprah, Uma.

by Anonymousreply 230January 11, 2023 10:10 PM

[quote]The fucking Shriners commercial with that Eve Harrington, Caleb, and 47 year old Alec, but ANIMATED. That way they never age out, or in case they die. 'ADOWABLE' BLANKET, you can hear the quote marks.

I just saw a new one with singing.

by Anonymousreply 231January 12, 2023 12:20 AM

Martha Stewart’s new Covid commercial is pretty fabulous!

by Anonymousreply 232January 12, 2023 6:43 AM

R231 there is a newer one out with new patient actors. It features a YES YES YES.-themed campaign.

by Anonymousreply 233January 12, 2023 1:06 PM

^^^Also… it features a split-second interpretation of a football player by the lead patient/actor sitting in a wheelchair. It was obviously scripted by an able bodied director.

by Anonymousreply 234January 12, 2023 1:11 PM

Chap Stick commercial where the little girl making faces at people out the back window of the family car as the car drives by. Finally, the black man in the uniform has some fun and sticks his tongue out at her and makes a face back - she laughs hysterically,

In real life, the driver would have pulled the car over, flagged down a cop and said the black man was a child predator who was trying to lure the little girl out of the car. He would have been beaten, handcuffed and thrown into the police car - never to see the outside of a jail again for at least 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 235January 12, 2023 1:19 PM

Lately, I just want to slap the shit out of every member of those Progressive tv ads. It used to be just Jamie, now it's the entire heinous lot of them.

by Anonymousreply 236January 14, 2023 4:49 PM

There's some Morgan Jewelers commercial I think or Jared yeah Jared where some woman warbles on about her dad being dead or absent or something but then I guess like one of their necklaces walks her down the aisle or something and that takes her dad's place I don't know except that it's really stupid.

by Anonymousreply 237January 15, 2023 6:41 PM

Holy fucking run on.

WTF happened to your punctuation keys?

by Anonymousreply 238January 15, 2023 6:50 PM

Progressive - bora-boring. It’s torture to hear that sister bitch’s voice.

by Anonymousreply 239January 25, 2023 10:52 PM

I am so sick of all the commercials targeting people with fucked up skin. No one need to see that shit.

by Anonymousreply 240January 25, 2023 10:57 PM

^^Yeah but it is making shit loads of money for the pharmaceutical companies

by Anonymousreply 241January 26, 2023 12:24 AM

The new M&M commercial with Maya Rudolph is beyond stupid, wherein she announced the candy has been renamed My & Yas. Get it? Yeah, dumb dumb joke.

by Anonymousreply 242January 29, 2023 6:23 PM

Dumb, dumb move.

by Anonymousreply 243January 29, 2023 8:37 PM

Have you seen the Visiting Angels (or something similar) ad where at the end they surround this old balding black lady who clearly has no idea who they are or where she is? She is positively petrified.

by Anonymousreply 244January 30, 2023 10:22 PM

I just saw a really stupid commercial for Botox where the spokes lady is whining about having nine kids and how busy she is and does nothing for herself. But her nose is so distracting like there's something odd about it her nostrils are both big and round but different sizes and like the cameras almost pointed up her nose and it just makes the whole thing really irritating because looking at her just makes you see that really weird looking know she has.

by Anonymousreply 245January 30, 2023 10:46 PM

Also I'm sick of that uqorra commercial and what are the chances that all of that isn't just repackaged Crystal light.

by Anonymousreply 246January 30, 2023 10:48 PM

The silver single ad where the ugly white dude meets the Asian gold digger lady and probably he'll be mysteriously dead if he's not already.

by Anonymousreply 247January 31, 2023 1:20 AM

Inogen portable oxygen products that show an old grandpa wearing a backpack oxygen tank while blowing bubbles in his yard.

by Anonymousreply 248January 31, 2023 1:32 AM

To R237. You made me crack up. how HIGH were you when you typed that paragraph.

You make no sense whatsoever, but you made me laugh out loud!!

I lost alot of $$$ to my BF Shawn, I took the 49ers over the Iggles& Bengals over the Chiefs.

I like the Bengals helmets, Burrows in tight football pants....I swear Mahones is GAY,,walks like a Faggot.

by Anonymousreply 249January 31, 2023 1:45 AM

[quote] walks like a Faggot.

Wow. On a fucking gay board no less.

You’re a piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 250January 31, 2023 1:52 AM

Kay Jewelers - “Close your eyes and don’t look down” irritating AF!

by Anonymousreply 251January 31, 2023 1:54 AM

To Whom it may concern. my half blind 95 yrs old neighbor watching the game last night, yells over to me" Johnny , I don't want to be rude but is Mahonnes one of you, have you seen how he runs on the field".

IDK DAD, but he walks like a Faggot...I call George Dad (the one the always wanted and never got)

When you are a "WW2" war hero, I let him say whatever, You and I are different!! Bite me!!

by Anonymousreply 252January 31, 2023 2:33 AM

I just had my 13th surgery

by Anonymousreply 253February 1, 2023 12:31 AM

"Do you have boxes of old family videotapes that are degrading?" Hire Legacy Box to convert them to digital format & preserve forever!

Not sure I want to meet a customer who's eager to preserve "degrading" family pictures.

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by Anonymousreply 255February 12, 2023 10:03 AM

This ad for the Nature Conservancy. The singer is horrible and the beginning of the song makes my teeth ache.

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by Anonymousreply 256February 13, 2023 12:40 PM

The ridiculous spot last night featuring Kevin Hart.

The ridiculous spot last night featuring Ben Stiller.

The ridiculous spot last night featuring Melissa McCarthy.

by Anonymousreply 257February 13, 2023 4:26 PM

I hate the car commercials that sound like the music was written by the same hack who composed "Some Like It Hot" on Broadway. Sometimes, just for spite, they play one right after the other. Marc Shaiman wouldn't know an original tune if it bit him on his fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 258February 16, 2023 6:03 PM

r255, you know that guy has skid marks on his weeks old underwear.

by Anonymousreply 259February 16, 2023 6:05 PM

I hate the Aetna ad featuring the two sassy AA women, one of whom appears to be a rabid crack addict. 🙄

The psoriasis drug ad with the enormous guy in a Speedo. Body positivity be damned. I don’t need to see that. It’s like a manatee wearing on a chaise lounge.

by Anonymousreply 260February 16, 2023 6:30 PM

I HATE those new Slimfast commercials and spokeswoman. Her diction is just lazy and awful, especially her pronunciation of THE FUCKING PRODUCT NAME.

It's not "SLUMfast," lady.

by Anonymousreply 261February 16, 2023 8:14 PM

I hatehatehate all the commercials featuring the tuneless amelodic "music."

Especially the Boost Glucose Control ad, and some kind of asthma (I think) med featuring a hipster Black guy and the most annoying sax solo since Kenny G was hot and poppin'.


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by Anonymousreply 262February 16, 2023 9:20 PM

[quote] The psoriasis drug ad with the enormous guy in a Speedo. Body positivity be damned. I don’t need to see that. It’s like a manatee wearing on a chaise lounge.

The guy is kinda hot in the fit-fat way.

by Anonymousreply 263February 16, 2023 9:37 PM

I'd do him.

by Anonymousreply 264February 16, 2023 9:48 PM

No, R263. There’s nothing fit about that fat. He’s about 8 feet tall and weighs at least 300 pounds. AND he’s completely hairless which makes it very marine mammalian.

by Anonymousreply 265February 16, 2023 9:48 PM

He’s do white, do maybe he’s a beluga.

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by Anonymousreply 267February 16, 2023 10:11 PM

Why yes Ernie Hudson my worst nightmare is my car breaking down near where a scary black man is lurking however did you guess?

by Anonymousreply 268February 21, 2023 5:46 PM

Whoever wrote the Stouffer's Bowlfull ad should be drawn, quartered and the set on fire

by Anonymousreply 269February 21, 2023 6:38 PM

The chick in this Febreze commercial is WEIRD LOOKING.

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by Anonymousreply 270February 21, 2023 11:29 PM

Oh, God, yes, R270! That woman, chicken cutlets implanted in her cheeks, and a stupid grin! I'll bet you that the commercial was filmed in Argentina - my partner used to work in advertising and you can tell the commercials shot in Argentina since nobody speaks, and casting directors there love those goofy grins.

by Anonymousreply 271February 21, 2023 11:34 PM

Any commercial where young parents dance with their babies but this one, for some reason, is particularly loathsome.

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by Anonymousreply 272February 21, 2023 11:36 PM

“Medication saved me”

“This is joy”

Fatass blonde chick with a Buster Brown haircut for HERS

by Anonymousreply 273February 22, 2023 12:31 AM

Life Alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted living.

by Anonymousreply 274February 22, 2023 1:00 AM

Meaningful Beauty Hair. Watching Becker on RewindTV and just saw the commercial. Cindy looks like Caitlyn Jenner. Or Caitlyn looks like Cindy. I can’t tell anymore.

by Anonymousreply 275February 23, 2023 2:17 AM

The one where the kid says “I wish Shaq was my real life big brother.” I forget what it’s for, something with a general.

It’s played non stop. Is it too much to ask to be able to watch Alf reruns without seeing this commercial three times? Sheesh.

by Anonymousreply 276February 23, 2023 3:11 AM

They're still running the one with the black pimp who is making his scrawny blonde gf sell her car to "We Buy Any Car" because he wants to go to brunch, take a bubble bath and get a nice pedicure!

by Anonymousreply 277February 23, 2023 3:20 AM

[quote]some woman warbles on about her dad being dead or absent or something but then I guess like one of their necklaces walks her down the aisle or something and that takes her dad's place I don't know except that it's really stupid.

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but thank you for this.

by Anonymousreply 278February 25, 2023 4:43 AM

These grating "wooHOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo" commercials from 4imprint featuring shrill employees howling and squealing over depressing clutter emblazoned with their depressing corporate logos.

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by Anonymousreply 279February 26, 2023 4:34 PM

I cringe at those too R279. Nobody wants any of their crappy products with company logos. They’re throwaway products.

by Anonymousreply 280February 26, 2023 4:41 PM

The piano music for every online VRBO ad goes through me like a knife.

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by Anonymousreply 281February 26, 2023 4:47 PM

That 4imprint ad… cheaply made junk that no one wants. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 282February 26, 2023 5:04 PM

Election results denier/insurrection sympathizer, Rep. Andrew Clyde of Georgia, has been distributing AR-15 lapel pins to House colleagues.

[quote] Some Republican members of Congress have been sporting controversial new pins on their lapels in the shape of miniature AR-15 rifles. They say the pins are symbols of their commitment to the Second Amendment and Americans’ right to bear arms. Enthusiastically distributed by Rep. Andrew Clyde from Georgia, newcomers Rep. George Santos of New York and Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida were spotted with the pins last week.

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by Anonymousreply 283February 26, 2023 5:42 PM

Oops, wrong thread.^

by Anonymousreply 284February 26, 2023 5:43 PM

I wish Johnathan from Colonial Life would retire.

by Anonymousreply 285February 26, 2023 5:49 PM

I wish Flo would retire, along with the emu, the seagulls, and Mayhem. Enough already.

by Anonymousreply 286February 27, 2023 4:17 PM

I don't exactly hate this but I think it's odd that the commercials for you bet your Life that they run now don't mention or show Jay Leno at all. When the show started they made it all about him but it seems like they're almost down playing that he's involved. Personally I can't stand the guy so I think it's a smart move.

by Anonymousreply 287February 27, 2023 11:23 PM

[quote]I hate the Aetna ad featuring the two sassy AA women, one of whom appears to be a rabid crack addict. 🙄

I actually bumped this thread to say the same thing. And I've seen black people comment on what an awful stereotype she is.

by Anonymousreply 288February 28, 2023 2:58 AM

Skinny Pop-It's a whole bag kind of night commercial.

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by Anonymousreply 289February 28, 2023 4:24 AM

The new uqorra ads almost seem like they were revised based on focus group notes that came back. Like how stinky vagina girl now refers to the dude as her husband and then he mauls her almost as if to show that her stink junk doesn't bother him.

by Anonymousreply 290March 1, 2023 9:19 AM

The Viberzi chick is on Ghosts.

by Anonymousreply 291March 3, 2023 3:50 AM

Spectrum commercials with this cunt. Now I truly understand the meaning of hate fucking.

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by Anonymousreply 292March 3, 2023 3:55 AM

Amazon Fresh ads on YouTube, featuring influencers covered in pounds of makeup and giant eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 293March 3, 2023 6:32 AM

This Virgin Atlantic ad I see all the time on YouTube. It's primarily trans people, isn't it (especially the pilot at the end)? Except for the bearded guy in the wheelchair, the kid, and the "Yasss Kween" (because of course they show a fem gay man).

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by Anonymousreply 294March 3, 2023 7:04 AM

First time I saw this commercial, it's all Trannies!! Interesting concept.

by Anonymousreply 295March 3, 2023 2:16 PM

John Hoogenakker should be strapped to a chair with his eyes forced open (like Malcolm McDowell in Clockwork Orange), and watch his $29.99 spot over and over until he starts foaming at the mouth. I mute the tv and turn away whenever it airs.

by Anonymousreply 296March 3, 2023 2:24 PM

R296 He’s hot. I’ll die on that hill.

by Anonymousreply 297March 3, 2023 2:35 PM

Walgreens- “So James, are these medicines covered”? “Yes, with Medicare you get low cost co-pays “. “thank you”.

The black pharmacist is working the drive thru wearing his Covid mask and obviously making facial gestures at the old man because his mask moves around a lot on his face. It’s so stupid.

by Anonymousreply 298March 3, 2023 4:27 PM

I HATE the DoorDash commercials with the fat, tattooed, ugly screeching “chef”. Stop casting such off putting pukes in commercials!

by Anonymousreply 299March 5, 2023 2:50 PM

Fat guy who looks like Jean Reno is also in the terrible Progressive "spy" spot. I like his presence a lot. He's a breath of fresh air from these "I'm so stupid, I can only do commercials" guys.

by Anonymousreply 300March 5, 2023 4:45 PM

In the latest AT&T spot, spokesperson Lily is sporting some awful cheek filler.

Maybe she did it because a few years ago guys were tweeting about her big jugs and she was annoyed. So she’s drawing focus north.

by Anonymousreply 301March 5, 2023 5:59 PM

Who is the sexy dark haired guy sitting on the porch in that Spectrum commercial with the Thor looking guy? I think he was also in the Visionworks stranded at sea on a raft commercial. Hot, hot man.

by Anonymousreply 302March 17, 2023 2:10 PM

Good to see Seth Meyers holding his own in the new Verizon spots. Now if only there were videos of him holding his own on PornHub.

by Anonymousreply 303March 17, 2023 2:31 PM

Would be pleasant to see Seth spit-roasted.

by Anonymousreply 304March 17, 2023 4:35 PM

Seth is starting to look old to me. (Back in the day, he and I used the same dry cleaner. He was standing in front of me in shorts once… nice calves.)

by Anonymousreply 305March 17, 2023 5:52 PM

Sadly, he is starting to look old, R305. Still I'd fuck him for old times' sake.

by Anonymousreply 306March 17, 2023 6:38 PM

Cecily Strong left SNL to do Verizon commercials?

by Anonymousreply 307March 18, 2023 3:59 PM

No, R307, she was doing them before she left, I believe. She's making money, which is why Giamatti is also doing them, but I was more mortified for him.

by Anonymousreply 308March 18, 2023 4:31 PM

Cecily Strong. I believe, is represented by Lorne Michaels. She left SNL to make MORE money for Lorne. Just like Seth.

Lorne is a studio that has a huge number of actors under contract. Like Seth and Jimmy.

He is the larger, more mediocre, modern Warner Bros.

by Anonymousreply 309March 18, 2023 9:19 PM

Cecily has moved on to a series that does comedy parodies, similar to Documentary Now which stars fellow SNLer Fred Armisen. It was called Shmigadoon, a parody on the movie Brigadoon. It has a 2nd season starting soon, now parodying the movie Chicago.

by Anonymousreply 310March 18, 2023 10:00 PM

R310-Do you think we all live in Omaha?

by Anonymousreply 311March 19, 2023 2:20 AM

This grating spot with the clearly manufactured (but righteously diverse) dreadful band and clumsy, cringeworthy, cutesy-poo frontwoman.

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by Anonymousreply 312March 19, 2023 4:00 PM

Is that the one R312 where the singer comes back on stage with toilet paper on her shoe?

by Anonymousreply 313March 19, 2023 6:24 PM

R313 I don't think so, but thank you very much for making me watch it again a couple of times just to make sure.

by Anonymousreply 314March 19, 2023 7:49 PM

The one with JLo running down a beach. She’s so annoying.

by Anonymousreply 315March 21, 2023 2:24 AM

JLo looks like a short buffalo running on the beach, R315. That bitch can’t run and she sure as hell doesn’t get up at 4:45 a.m.

by Anonymousreply 316March 21, 2023 2:43 AM

The actress who plays Lily in the AT&T commercials said she directs them and that she was tired of the comments and harassment about her body.

by Anonymousreply 317March 21, 2023 3:38 AM

Cozy 10-year-old ads with the kids reenacting adult shows like Frasier and Roseanne. Never mind the Frazier scene is one where he's just had a woman he just had sex with storm out on him for taking pictures of her but one of those kids is just so damn weird looking. I feel mean saying that but they're really really weird looking.

by Anonymousreply 318March 21, 2023 4:48 AM

That LUME bitch who shoves her stank foot in the camera makes me want to remove my eyeballs with a spork.

by Anonymousreply 319March 21, 2023 8:30 AM

On YouTube I keep getting these medical commercials (which is odd as I have perfect health.)

But I hate this one blonde mom who gets weepy about St. Jude’s Hospital, reminiscing, “Cole was my Miracle Child. How could my Miracle Child have cancer?”

Um… where to begin?? Just because you love your child doesn’t mean nature does. Or even can! Getting sick or not is just the luck of the draw.

Why does she assume her kid is so special that it’s immune to disease??

by Anonymousreply 320March 21, 2023 8:42 AM
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