Post 'em here.
The New And Even Worse Commercials You're Hating Fall/Winter 2022-2023.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||March 21, 2023 8:42 AM|
I loathe the bitch-looking actor who does the Safe Step (shower package) commercials. She looks very stupid and entitled.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||September 30, 2022 12:32 PM|
The Jon Hamm insurance commercials.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||September 30, 2022 1:12 PM|
When Flo calls him Tom Hamm, I want to choke the writer.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||September 30, 2022 4:57 PM|
Just curious, where exactly are you all seeing these commercials?
antenna/cable tv, streaming services, etc?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||September 30, 2022 5:05 PM|
I watch DirectTV Stream using a Roku streaming device, and get local and various cable channels like FX, Food Network, TNT, Fox News, CNN, AMC, etc. and the majority of them show commercials. I also have the non-premium Hulu and they have ad breaks.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||October 1, 2022 7:58 PM|
The check out lady and customer dancing like robots - yuk!!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||October 1, 2022 9:01 PM|
What is with all the fucking drug name with the solo Q?
Did the Q test well?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||October 2, 2022 12:39 PM|
What the fuck is the difference between a pill to help you sleep and a pill for insomnia? The latter's side effects are exactly the same as Ambien.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||October 2, 2022 4:26 PM|
The Budweiser commercials from Bally sports Midwest
|by Anonymous||reply 9||October 2, 2022 10:20 PM|
The creepy ginger dude from the Taltz commercial and the equally douche music.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||October 2, 2022 10:21 PM|
The couple with the UTI commercial. They're so proud they've had multiple UTIs during the past year.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||October 2, 2022 10:28 PM|
Who in the hell is SWEET JAMES?!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||October 4, 2022 3:28 AM|
For me, the most annoying are any of the "Liberty, Liberty, LIBERTY!" insurance commercials.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||October 4, 2022 5:32 AM|
KELLY CLARKSON/WAYFAIR!!!!!! FUCKING NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD!!!! And all that Wayfair crap is such SHIT!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||October 4, 2022 6:06 AM|
Don't mind if I do.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||October 4, 2022 10:54 AM|
R14 I agree. Kelly Clarkson is a fat middle of America talk show singing frau. Her Wayfair commercials appeal to those.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||October 4, 2022 1:54 PM|
I have a love/hate relationship with Rob Lowe Atkins commercials. He always looks good but his mouth looks weird when he talks. Especially when he says peppermint patty.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||October 4, 2022 1:56 PM|
R14/ R16 I love Kelly Clarkson.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||October 4, 2022 3:48 PM|
I’m not surprised by this r18
|by Anonymous||reply 19||October 4, 2022 6:45 PM|
Dupixent Hide my skin? Not me.
Said the toddler
|by Anonymous||reply 20||October 4, 2022 10:53 PM|
The Neuriva commercial with Alton Brown. He’s ugly and annoying.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||October 5, 2022 12:28 AM|
But more tolerable than Whoopi.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||October 5, 2022 2:42 PM|
That Rob Lowe commercial is so unnecessarily percussiony. Is like they’re trying to resurrect the ghosts of Neil Pert and Ricky Ricardo or something.
What up with that lady in the new Slimfast commercial all looking like a like a teenage boy ready to perform his 500th TikTok video?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||October 6, 2022 6:59 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||October 6, 2022 12:22 PM|
The Lindt chocolate commercials. Their chocolate is not all that. For some reason, they've made the chocolatier look like a predator.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||October 7, 2022 12:40 PM|
How early will they show the Hersey Bells kisses this year?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||October 7, 2022 2:43 PM|
R26 how about the GMC “I like red” husband?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||October 7, 2022 4:27 PM|
[quote]The couple with the UTI commercial. They're so proud they've had multiple UTIs during the past year.
The first time I saw this commercial I said, “damn, bitch! Who is you fucking and why you so happy about UTIs?”
|by Anonymous||reply 28||October 7, 2022 4:44 PM|
I can't wait for the car floor mat stocking stuffer spots,
|by Anonymous||reply 29||October 7, 2022 9:29 PM|
I can’t stand that Texaco commercial with the people singing. I can’t reach for the remote fast enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||October 12, 2022 3:23 AM|
I can’t wait until the midterm elections are over.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||October 12, 2022 9:58 AM|
Starface ad.... The whole thing makes me feel vaguely greasy.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||October 12, 2022 10:18 AM|
The stupid tagline for Kroger grocery stores in my area rankles me.
So stupid -- "Fresh for Everyone." As opposed to what, idiot advertising copywriter?
"Fresh food and staples for some folks, dented cans and past it produce for others."?
If Kroger came up with this theme in-house, then they need to clean house. Or from their advertising agency -- get another!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||October 12, 2022 10:26 AM|
I can't believe we've gotten to 33 posts and no one has yet brought up the Lume Lady. She may be "board certified," but I think she's just plain certifiable: "You just swipe a pea-sized portion of Lume between your butt cheeks like this I will demonstrate No I'm kidding I won't."
And yes, that is all one sentence in her decidedly odd presentation. Don't know why, but she irritates me like a boil on my ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||October 12, 2022 8:47 PM|
What about that drug for uncontrollable facial movements? Ingrezza! It’s like when you’re at a friends house and she asks you if you like the food she prepared and the look on your face is one of pure disgust but really you like it. It’s just your Tardive Dyskinesia acting up.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||October 12, 2022 8:52 PM|
The ads for the Kia(?) that parks itself. Why would you want to squeeze your BRAND NEW car between two other vehicles?! Buy a brand new car and have the doors dinged to shit or worse, keyed by an asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||October 13, 2022 8:14 PM|
Thankfully, they appear to have decreased in frequency/number, but those Medicare commercials featuring Jimmy Walker screaming “N-o-o-w-w, “ and “m-o-o-n-n-n-e-y” are intolerable. I can tolerate his (GQP) presence, but that voice is the worst sound on tv. I always mute, but it is still traumatizing. Make it stop!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||October 13, 2022 8:25 PM|
I hate the free shower package bitch. They show the bitch taking a shower while she has her big mouth open wide. She’s so ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||October 13, 2022 8:55 PM|
The Ripple commercial where the little girl is explaining to her grandpa how it’s not a trend to drink plant based milk or whatever the hell it’s made of. In reality that grandpa is old enough to where if he sees his little grand daughter drinking a product with the name Ripple written across it, he’d be clutching at his chest like the king of all things Ripple in Fred Sanford himself. How they got away with naming a plant based drink that they want to target to kids, Ripple, and nobody’s parents explained to them about the confusion it would get with the malt liquor, goes to show the product was probably developed and conceived in the suburbs of Connecticut or something. Guess the idea to name is Colt 45 was 86’d.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||October 14, 2022 5:57 AM|
To name *IT Colt 45 that is. Also speaking of kids the 3-4 minute St. Jude commercials, the shows where these commercials air are put in a rough spot to where if they tell St. Jude “shorten your commercials or we won’t air them,” St. Jude will make them seem like Judas if someone had the balls to tell them to cut the length in half. People change the commercials cause they don’t want to see these poor kids in that state so they make the commercials twice as long. By doing that the viewers who were watching the program, once the commercial airs they change the channel than will change the channel back only to see it still on. When they change it again they run the risk of completely losing these viewers altogether. They’ll find something else they find equally interesting with less depressing commercials and because of them changing the channel back and still seeing what they wanted to avoid, they’re not going to want to change it back especially knowing St Jude runs these commercials sometimes twice per program. I’ll bet anything these commercials are running viewers off and doing just that. Call them assholes or demons, these networks to get them to cut these commercials in half is just better from a business perspective plain and simple
|by Anonymous||reply 40||October 14, 2022 6:12 AM|
I guess I’d rather have a Lume ad instead of a woman pooping ad, but the fact that is even a choice makes me want to euthanize myself. Anyway, I’ve been spreading stick deodorant on toilet paper and sticking it between my butt cheeks for years and it’s worked just fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||October 14, 2022 7:06 AM|
I was shocked to see Brad Pitt selling an espresso maker and Drew Barrymore singing for an online game. Was I hallucinating?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||October 14, 2022 7:10 AM|
[quote]The ads for the Kia(?) that parks itself. Why would you want to squeeze your BRAND NEW car between two other vehicles?!
I’m still laughing at this, Cosmo, because I said the same thing when I first saw it.
Not to mention the level of scumbaggery of ensuring others can’t get into their own fucking vehicles.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||October 14, 2022 6:17 PM|
Free shower package with your walk in tub
|by Anonymous||reply 44||October 14, 2022 7:52 PM|
Now they’ve got William Devane doing the Medicare Enrollment commercials!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||October 15, 2022 3:04 PM|
He's still alive?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||October 15, 2022 3:48 PM|
Why can’t we just get into the running car?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||October 17, 2022 1:55 PM|
Vitamin Water. I don't understand what this ad is selling based on the visuals. The music is bad too.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||October 17, 2022 2:38 PM|
R47 every Halloween season I hear that dumb thing say that line and every year I’m irritated by it.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||October 17, 2022 4:43 PM|
I jumped right in and lost 127 lbs!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||October 19, 2022 12:34 AM|
I jumped in 10 lbs of dog shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||October 19, 2022 12:54 AM|
First I was like wait who's this guy. And then I was like oh that's Steve Gutenberg but then I was like oh my god dude you're being like such a downer right now and like what a way to show up after you know like 30 years and be like blah blah blah death darkness sadness blah blah blah the Mark Harmon Ted danson route of like being like the main guy of like a CSI or some other thing like that I don't know he probably should have if he didn't but I guess he still could cuz he didn't look all that old I'm not even really sure how it is. Or maybe be like more appropriate is like the dumb dad on something.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||October 19, 2022 1:24 AM|
This stupid thing needs an edit function. I meant to say did Steve ever go down the Ted danson route.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||October 19, 2022 1:25 AM|
However styled Kelly Clarkson for those Wayfair commercials should be shot. Everything she wears makes her look heavier and her arms look weirdly short.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||October 19, 2022 1:40 AM|
I’m fascinated with all the commercials for skin conditions featuring restaurant servers. “Talk to your dermatologist…” Huh? These people can’t afford health insurance! They ain’t seeing specialists and getting on your expensive drugs.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||October 19, 2022 1:42 AM|
Michael Strahan has a skin care line? Why don't they just come out and say "this shit is for black guys only"?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||October 19, 2022 2:39 PM|
Or is it Black Guys?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||October 19, 2022 2:39 PM|
H.E.R. For nationwide insurance
|by Anonymous||reply 58||October 20, 2022 12:07 AM|
I am so sick of these damn HERS antidepressant commercials with the blonde rolling around. It's trying way too hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||October 24, 2022 3:38 AM|
These new Dominos commercials where they’re just throwing in the towel plugging their leftovers of all things. That’s basically them admitting them have nothing new, nothing special, no good discounts, not even shilling their app to get better sales, but just Goddamn leftovers. At least with KFC they put a pretty little bow on it when throwing in all their leftovers together in calling 🙌 it the Famous Bowl🙌
|by Anonymous||reply 60||October 25, 2022 5:08 AM|
*it 🙌 The Famous Bowl🙌
|by Anonymous||reply 61||October 25, 2022 5:09 AM|
R59 yeah that fat blonde with a buster brown hairstyle. Ages probably 20 yrs old. She should shove her pills inside her huge hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||October 25, 2022 1:13 PM|
I think the ad is for Zillow. The ones where they emphasize the person's head because they suddenly realize they have to sell their home.
Also, whatever OG RHOC Vicki Gunvalson is shilling for. She really does have a pig nose.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||October 27, 2022 7:26 PM|
I can not stand the commercials for Trelogy with the "Feelin' Good'" song. It's for COPD and the visuals are ridiculous.
A woman grabs her dirty ashtray and coffee mug , puts it into her car and drives to the flea market. And of course, an interracial couple decides to buy this crap once she sets up her table. Back in the car and back home she goes...she's taking a stand for a new day. (Did the selling price of a dirty ashtray and coffee mug cover her expenses and give her a profit ?)
Then there's the middle age black man alone in a dark home-office who decides to digitize his VHS tapes at a local electronics store...he's taking a stand for a new day. Maybe he could've given the oter lady his VHS recorded to sell at the flea market.
Not to be confused with middle age black man who decided he's going to leave his house and go play pool...he's taking a stand for a new day.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||October 27, 2022 7:54 PM|
Alaskan Fur! Alaskan Furrrrrrrrrrrrr 🎶
|by Anonymous||reply 65||October 27, 2022 8:05 PM|
Nutrafol where all of s sudden some annoying bitch utters “I was getting older”.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||October 27, 2022 8:54 PM|
As much as people adore Chewy's "the peanut butter box is here" commercial, my heart breaks at the thought that Ralph seemingly isn't given his beloved peanut butter treat in between (monthly?) medication doses.
Give him a peanut butter-smeared Kong a couple of times a week--ditto for his little pal Georgio. Life is too short to be deprived of the harmless little things our pets crave.
Gotta run; I'm late for today's session with Miss Peanut.🐶
|by Anonymous||reply 67||October 27, 2022 9:29 PM|
[quote]Give him a peanut butter-smeared Kong a couple of times a week
|by Anonymous||reply 68||October 28, 2022 1:37 PM|
Once that Chewy commercial airs, "the peanut butter box is here" will lock itself inside your head for hours.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||October 28, 2022 4:23 PM|
That Medicare commercial with the human muppet Martha.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||October 30, 2022 3:11 AM|
The Twix commercial where the talking bears describe the people camping as ALSO chewy, crunchy and delicious. People are chewy? How is that possible? If they ate someone named Jesus maybe that might explain things.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||October 30, 2022 4:31 PM|
The one for some kind or pee-soaking device with the woman who lives with her aging mother who has a leaky bladder and has to stick some kind of wand in her mother's snatch to soak up all the excess urine during the night and deposits it in a bedside canister. Besides being plain weird, the room must reek to high heaven.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||October 30, 2022 4:42 PM|
Ads such as the one referenced by R72 are designed to diminish the concept of privacy/discretion among the proles.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||October 30, 2022 4:55 PM|
R70 I loathe that spot and grating bitch in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||October 30, 2022 5:03 PM|
R74 that Martha Medicare commercial is one of the worst, most irritating commercials I’ve ever seen. Instant channel change or mute button.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||October 30, 2022 6:15 PM|
Young people having a good time with insurance is mind numbingly annoying.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||October 30, 2022 6:56 PM|
uncontrollable body movements caused by Tardive dyskinesia. Now there is Ingrezza!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||October 30, 2022 9:09 PM|
R77, Tardive dyskinesia is primarily caused as a side effect from anti-depressants. Rather than fix that issue in that drug, the pharmaceutical companies have created yet another drug to control the side effect. How long before there’s a drug to control the side effect of Ingrezza, hysterical pregnancy?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||October 30, 2022 9:28 PM|
r71- I would imagine the tendons and some large muscles are chewy. Especially on older people.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||November 2, 2022 5:03 PM|
that ad with the woman sitting on a toilet everywhere she goes is pretty hilarious
|by Anonymous||reply 80||November 2, 2022 6:33 PM|
The stupid f****** Martha Medicare commercials but now it's a muppet but still her annoying ass voice and like the Muppet looks like her.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||November 7, 2022 1:19 AM|
R79 but now she's an actual fucking muppet. Haha.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||November 7, 2022 1:20 AM|
Sorry meant r70.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||November 7, 2022 1:24 AM|
The older Cigna Medicare commercial lady that like knows everything in every scene is like kinda sexy like that kind of like I will over you kind of way cuz you fear me you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||November 7, 2022 1:26 AM|
The annoying Carvana lady.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||November 7, 2022 4:09 AM|
^Oh God, I can't stand her voice.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 7, 2022 4:11 AM|
"1-877-Kars 4 kids - donate your car today"
|by Anonymous||reply 87||November 7, 2022 4:15 AM|
Jess the "rewards savvy queen"
|by Anonymous||reply 88||November 7, 2022 5:27 AM|
But wait for it Jess is also a "crypto savvy queen"
|by Anonymous||reply 89||November 7, 2022 5:29 AM|
I'm so tired of the Bombas socks, underwear and t-shirts commercial featuring gen z, gender neutral bodies standing sideways and backwards to show off bombas socks and underwear.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||November 7, 2022 10:18 AM|
I'm done with Jake from State Farm. He used to be cute in a Donald Glover kind of way -he lost that cuteness from overexposure.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||November 8, 2022 3:29 PM|
The febreze commercial where the girl in it looks like she's like I'm wearing the same prosthetic mask that Eric Roberts were in mask. That's probably really mean and I shouldn't post it but here we are.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||November 10, 2022 12:57 AM|
They are over now - but I live in LA and the attack ad against Katie Porter and her white board felt straight out of Saturday Night Live. A bunch of 30 year old women with vocal fry saying “WhY did you do it Katie?’”
|by Anonymous||reply 93||November 10, 2022 3:22 AM|
[quote]...wearing the same prosthetic mask that Eric Roberts were in mask.
Oh, dear! R92.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||November 10, 2022 7:14 AM|
R90: Have you seen the obnoxious Fabletics commercial? It’s the one with all these women (seen only from the waist down) modeling tight yoga pants and whatnot. They are all stroking the fabric – actually stroking their asses and thighs. Several of the models are obese. Yuck. I don’t want to see women getting off on the softness of their sausage casings.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||November 10, 2022 9:32 AM|
The new Shaq commercial. I know “BE MORE SPECIFIC!!!!!!!” In fact I’m surprised he doesn’t have his own wing on this thread all to himself. Anyway whatever he’s shilling now, he’s doing that Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence/Tyler Perry all dressed up as different characters I think including a couple of lady characters. I try not to pay attention when it’s Shaq on to his newest whatever he’s plugging this week shill but this was over the top even for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||November 12, 2022 8:23 PM|
Martha Medicare advantage is really ugly and annoying
|by Anonymous||reply 97||November 14, 2022 5:05 PM|
The Chevrolet commercial s featuring Gen Z singing along to Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||November 15, 2022 11:29 PM|
Gen Z would never sing that mediocre Fleetwood Mac song in the presence of other gen zers
|by Anonymous||reply 99||November 16, 2022 5:05 PM|
You brought the whole team to the game in your Buick SUV.
That is so you.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||November 16, 2022 5:06 PM|
Not new but the fucking Hershey Kiss handbell commercial is back to torment me for another 6 weeks
|by Anonymous||reply 101||November 16, 2022 6:04 PM|
The music being foisted upon the public in the latest Yeti commercial. It’s extremely annoying
|by Anonymous||reply 102||November 16, 2022 7:14 PM|
Only people in the NY area will get this - the annoying dude who does the "I Buy LI" ads that run in the early morning. He is young real estate guy who stares into the camera while he hammers that fact that he will buy your home on Long Island!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 103||November 16, 2022 8:03 PM|
R92-Eric Roberts wasn't in Mask. Eric Stoltz, however, was.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||November 16, 2022 10:37 PM|
R104 oh yeah. The point is she be odd looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||November 17, 2022 12:27 AM|
I haven't seen a commercial in a few years.
Going by this thread, they haven't change at all and there's no need to look at any again. Maybe they'll have a good one during the Superbowl. Isn't that coming up sometime soon? Maybe January?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||November 17, 2022 12:31 AM|
"Lindsey the Surf Instructor" who invented "Bite" toothpaste bits... "When I realized that thousands of toothpaste tubes end up in the ocean, I knew I had to do something."
Yes, the planet would utterly rot without you...
|by Anonymous||reply 107||November 17, 2022 1:02 AM|
To R26, I love the "I like Red GMC commercial". OKAY, I love the hot guy, great hair, very pale, probably throws a great fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||November 17, 2022 1:48 AM|
Another vote for that old Medicare cobweb cunt Martha!!
|by Anonymous||reply 109||November 17, 2022 2:05 AM|
The Catherine O'Hara and Kevin Hart one. They didn't even film together. There is no way they are standing in the same space.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||November 17, 2022 2:09 AM|
This new ad for Peacock channel I guess about soccer I think, I turn it off as fast as I can. All there is people screaming I think "scoreeeee" so annoying. I wish I can go back in time and put a bullet to whoever the announcer was that started that stupid tradition,
|by Anonymous||reply 111||November 17, 2022 3:48 AM|
How cheap can these companies be? Re-running last year's Christmas commercials??
And, of the new spots, I LOVE the one where the father thinks his son has given him a new car and wants to know what the kid got his Mom.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||November 17, 2022 3:34 PM|
R111, they are screaming "goal." That Spanish announcer yelled it a few years ago and now it's a thing.
R112, speaking of old commercials, the Ferraro Rocher ad is running now. That bitch cannot sing! "It's Christmas time again, my love!"
|by Anonymous||reply 113||November 18, 2022 1:40 PM|
R112 - love the hot daddy in the car commercial, and the look on his son's face when dad wonders what he gave his mother.
Oh, look, there they are now!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||November 18, 2022 2:21 PM|
It's a huge improvement over, "I LIKE RED".
|by Anonymous||reply 115||November 18, 2022 4:36 PM|
I LOVE the "I LIKE RED" MAN.
My dream is "the I LOVE RED" guy cums into my bedroom, gives me the truck keys, says "you like Red, you want my cock, and gives it to me all night".
Has the commercial been on yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||November 18, 2022 6:22 PM|
The Uber Eats commercials. With the exception of Sarah Silverman, I have no idea who any of those motherfuckers are.
Is that Tracy Morgan? "Ladyfinguhs! Stapluhs!!!!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 117||November 19, 2022 12:54 AM|
Oh, yes, R117! That guy who's trying to make "clutch" happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||November 19, 2022 1:24 AM|
R117 and R118, don’t forget ‘swordfish.’ He pronounces the SW. Nails on a chalkboard!!
|by Anonymous||reply 119||November 19, 2022 1:39 AM|
THEM GOD DAM TOVALA COMMERCIALS FOR SHIT FOOD AND JUSTA CHEAP OVEN. GEEZ BITCH CAN GET HER FAT JUGS OFF THE SCREEN NOW.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||November 19, 2022 1:53 AM|
Marshalls for using the same Hall & Oates song they used last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||November 19, 2022 4:07 PM|
Oh r121 that’s so bad thx for chiming in just for the sake of replying and not adding a damned thing to the thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||November 19, 2022 4:35 PM|
R112 the Hershey’s kisses ringing bells commercial has been annoying audiences since 1988. It’s tradition.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||November 19, 2022 4:49 PM|
online betting with that blonde bimbo chick. FUK THAT MESS
|by Anonymous||reply 124||November 19, 2022 6:07 PM|
The ugly housewife in the Xmas old navy ad
|by Anonymous||reply 125||November 21, 2022 12:24 AM|
Cuntessa Paris, taking over a second Hilton hotel suite, just for her luggage. They should make a spoof commercial where she breaks her both of her legs tripping over her own crap.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||November 21, 2022 1:02 AM|
This Judith Abrams from Fisher Investments has a voice that annoys the hell out of me.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||November 24, 2022 11:08 PM|
The gal with the red glasses from Saturday Night Live in the Holiday JC Penny’s commercial - “Boots & Coats & Boots & Coats!””
|by Anonymous||reply 128||November 24, 2022 11:15 PM|
The bitch in the Old Navy Christmas commercial is sooooo annoying I wanna slap the shit out of her fake face.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||November 24, 2022 11:25 PM|
Damn, r122! Was your turkey undercooked or something? Jesus.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||November 24, 2022 11:32 PM|
[quote] the Hershey’s kisses ringing bells commercial
I wish they would bring back the ones with the guys in boxers implying their dicks were the bells. That was so hawt.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||November 24, 2022 11:33 PM|
R131 wasn't that Kmart? They're all gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||November 24, 2022 11:39 PM|
I honestly don’t remember, but that does sound about right though. I’m probably just remembering the guys, not the sponsor. Lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||November 24, 2022 11:41 PM|
I wad having a stroke and I was scared to death
|by Anonymous||reply 134||November 25, 2022 12:27 AM|
R129, that’s Jennifer Coolidge.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||November 25, 2022 12:30 AM|
R135 she’s a big twat!
|by Anonymous||reply 136||November 25, 2022 12:34 AM|
r134 that fucking life alert commercial is horrid and never ever stops.
"if it weren't for life alert, I wouldn't be sitting here".
|by Anonymous||reply 137||November 25, 2022 11:30 AM|
The hospital with the creepy "unicorn in the ICU" Christmas spot last year seems to have cleaned up their act and hired a new ad agency this year. Thank Jesus.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||November 25, 2022 4:34 PM|
I haven't seen the HOTT "I LIKE RED" guy commercial yet!!
Or the "Hershey kisses bells ringing" commercial. It's still early, only November 25th.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||November 25, 2022 6:19 PM|
Those Hershey bells have already been ringing since Halloween.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||November 26, 2022 4:19 PM|
Here you go, r131
|by Anonymous||reply 141||November 27, 2022 2:14 AM|
I love you, r141!
|by Anonymous||reply 142||November 27, 2022 2:20 PM|
There's a Golden corral commercial for a great big fat person is yelling at other great big fat persons for not eating more food so that they can all remain great big fat persons. Like he is seriously upset that they're eating reasonable portions of food.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||November 27, 2022 2:39 PM|
And suddenly r143 becomes a contender.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||November 27, 2022 2:41 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 145||November 27, 2022 4:13 PM|
Yes, r145. Did you read the post I referenced?
|by Anonymous||reply 146||November 27, 2022 4:15 PM|
Yes I don't get it.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||November 27, 2022 4:16 PM|
Lemme explain, then. I said I fell in love with r141. Then you posted and I said “here comes another contender,” meaning I was falling in love with you, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||November 27, 2022 4:24 PM|
Aw. Sorry I'm a bit dense sometimes. R148
|by Anonymous||reply 149||November 27, 2022 5:06 PM|
But cute as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||November 27, 2022 5:10 PM|
Nuke Duff Goldman I hate his stupid, ugly ass, pig face. His rice cereal treat cakes are disgusting and unsanitary. Why Sun Maid, why?
|by Anonymous||reply 151||November 29, 2022 3:30 AM|
Why is the same Hall & Oates song being used for both Lays potato chips and Marshall's. I've even seen them back to back. Aren't there any other H&O songs they could use?
|by Anonymous||reply 152||November 30, 2022 4:27 PM|
There's a new Medicare scam commercial where the narrator says the words "ZIP Code" FIFTEEN TIMES (yes, I counted) in a one-minute spot.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||November 30, 2022 6:20 PM|
^^I call every year just to check my zip code!!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||November 30, 2022 8:29 PM|
yea that cunt jennifer coolidge makes me vomit, same dumb ass fart face voice in ev thing she do.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||December 1, 2022 5:12 AM|
There is a new Hello fresh commercial with NPH and the spouse.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||December 1, 2022 6:59 PM|
The T-Mobile commercials with the guys from Scrubs.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||December 1, 2022 8:34 PM|
That fat idiot Coolidge trying to feed asparagus to a deer.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||December 1, 2022 8:46 PM|
The iRobot commercials are really annoying, especially the one with the obnoxious "Jennifer" cunt screaming her fool head off.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||December 1, 2022 9:04 PM|
Descovy for prep needs a new ad. I want to punch each person in the face because I’ve heard their spiel so many times.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||December 15, 2022 8:01 PM|
Visionworks, only reason I know the company that made this commercial was I unmuted it just once so I would never buy glasses from this fuck ass company ever again in my life.
Two women on separate sides of a canyon yelling at each other about eyeglasses, only reason they are different sides of the canyon is so they can yell.
I mute ALL commercials.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||December 15, 2022 9:11 PM|
R161 the shouting thing in that one is awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||December 15, 2022 11:34 PM|
The new Hershey's jingle bell commercial. It's awful and ruined a beautiful commercial tradition.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||December 15, 2022 11:39 PM|
Anything with the noxious Kevin Hart.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||December 16, 2022 2:39 PM|
Lolly lolly lolly get your assholes here
|by Anonymous||reply 165||December 16, 2022 3:17 PM|
Another vote for the Lume cunt and her stinky crotch. They're playing her commercials non-stop on MSNBC. Do women stink more at the holidays?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||December 16, 2022 5:16 PM|
Only in Bayonne.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||December 16, 2022 9:01 PM|
The California Lottery Commercial where the guy who looks like Marty Ingles is playing the piano and singing “Wear yourself an ugly little sweater” meanwhile there is a party going on and everyone is wearing ugly Christmas sweaters.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||December 17, 2022 5:39 AM|
I love dogs, but I can't stand all the stupid dog puns in this AT&T commercial about business going "through the woof" at Jones Bones' new "barkery."
|by Anonymous||reply 169||December 17, 2022 5:46 AM|
I'll bet the California lottery, unlike the NY Lottery, shot a new commercial for Christmas instead of using the same lame spot from last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||December 17, 2022 10:57 PM|
Even New Jersey shot a new spot.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||December 17, 2022 10:57 PM|
the shriner's xmas commercial.
thank you for giving
christ-mus eve will find me......
|by Anonymous||reply 172||December 18, 2022 11:09 AM|
Are there hidden wires making Marlo Thomas's lips move in those St. Jude ads? She looks like she went to Kim Novak's plastic surgeon.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||December 18, 2022 4:39 PM|
I'm loving that Montefiore Hospital ad this year. So much better than that ludricous "unicorn in the ICU" thing that ran incessantly last year.
Also, the Amazon spot with porn-stache Dad creating a greenhouse snow globe for his daughter. I assume it's his daughter. Maybe she's his "niece".
|by Anonymous||reply 174||December 22, 2022 5:00 PM|
Fresh Direct with that wise-ass little brat.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||December 22, 2022 6:16 PM|
R175, is that the same one where the girl says, "You call yourself a foodie but there's generally no food here"? My local Shop Rite was using that one for awhile. Hate that little shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 176||December 22, 2022 7:57 PM|
Liberty Mutual where the kid gets insurance for Christmas. I hate it beyond words.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||December 22, 2022 8:12 PM|
I’ll be home for Christmas…
St Jude Children’s Hospital
|by Anonymous||reply 178||December 22, 2022 10:41 PM|
Lately, I've been seeing a lot of this commercial for Sixt rent-a-car. The entire premise of the ad is that other rental places will rent you [bold]a[/bold] car but Sixt will rent you [bold]the[/bold] car. WTF does that even mean?
|by Anonymous||reply 179||December 22, 2022 11:22 PM|
[quote] Liberty Mutual where the kid gets insurance for Christmas. I hate it beyond words.
Actually, that's the only Liberty Mutual commercial I can stand.
And what's the deal with Liberty Mutual "customizing your car insurance so you only pay for what you need"? Isn't that what ALL insurance companies do?
|by Anonymous||reply 180||December 22, 2022 11:26 PM|
Those Coventry insurance ads are annoying AF, but there's a hunky miner guy in them so I find them tolerable. Now if he presented hole.....
|by Anonymous||reply 181||December 23, 2022 3:17 AM|
R177 what about the sister with the huge shit eating smile at the end of it?
|by Anonymous||reply 182||December 23, 2022 11:56 AM|
R179, I assume they rent high-end cars like BMWs, MBs, etc. I used to travel to ATL about once every 6 weeks. One of the rental car lots had Corvettes and Porches for rent. Rather driving a rented Ford Fiesta or Kia Sonata, you could spend the money to drive around in a convertible BMW.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||December 23, 2022 12:16 PM|
I can’t stand the new DAV ads where “random” people are cajoled into going on camera to thank disabled vets. It’s horribly exploitive to the random people AND to the vets who are waiting outside the trailer to meet them. I support organizations like DAV and Wounded Warrior, but this ad is just gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||December 23, 2022 6:05 PM|
Ugh - that stupid music that starts playing and Julia Roberts in a big gown and big grin dancing out of rhythm on that Party boat
|by Anonymous||reply 185||December 24, 2022 4:19 AM|
I really, REALLY hate the Paramount commercial with Keegan Michael Key as the obnoxious coach with the cartoon characters. It's stupid and annoying.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||December 24, 2022 4:42 AM|
The fucking Shriners commercial with that Eve Harrington, Caleb, and 47 year old Alec, but ANIMATED. That way they never age out, or in case they die. 'ADOWABLE' BLANKET, you can hear the quote marks.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||December 24, 2022 4:55 AM|
I have been watching the West Wing Marathon on HLN this week. EVERY SINGLE commercial break has Edie Falco for the ASPCA - those poor animals!! And BATTERY DADDY - WTF - that commercial has been on at least 100 times this week!
|by Anonymous||reply 188||December 31, 2022 3:20 AM|
[quote]R182: what about the sister with the huge shit eating smile at the end of it?
I read that character as the Mom, not a sister, hence responsible for which kid got what for Christmas.
Doin' the 'Popeye wink.'
Makes me laugh every time.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||December 31, 2022 5:09 AM|
Who the fuck would need that many batteries in the house?
|by Anonymous||reply 190||December 31, 2022 3:46 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 191||December 31, 2022 4:02 PM|
R189 that’s a sibling not a mom.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||December 31, 2022 4:09 PM|
I disagree, r192. That’s supposed to be the mother as r189 said.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||December 31, 2022 4:10 PM|
A 13 -14 yr old mom? No way.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||December 31, 2022 4:23 PM|
I'm going to miss the "Can't wait to see what you got your mother" holiday commercial. The son is HOT.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||December 31, 2022 4:25 PM|
You think she looked 13-14.
While I’m sure the actress would appreciate that, there’s no way in hell that character was supposed to be a teenager.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||December 31, 2022 4:25 PM|
Ooooh, link it, r195. I haven’t seen that one.
We used to have a thread around here about hot guys in commercials but I think it expired.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||December 31, 2022 4:26 PM|
I cannot emotionally handle animal abuse depicted in tv commercials for the ASPCA or children with cancers and severe disabilities even if the outcome is increased awareness and raising funds. My heart is very soft and I will cry and feel sad every time one appears. I must mute the sound and look away or change channels to keep from being extremely sad. I have contributed financially to many animal rights organizations (including ASPCA and Best Friends Society) as well as St. Jude for Children and Shriner’s Hospital. These are very important and worth while organizations. I think they’re awesome and necessary.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||December 31, 2022 5:17 PM|
I can't believe that people get paid a salary to come up with the stupid fucking commercials on TV. Clearly it requires no talent or competence or special knowledge - your average minimum wage worker who can barely keep their head above water could do as good of a job.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||December 31, 2022 5:19 PM|
You’re not alone, r198. In fact, I despise those commercials and will look for any other organization that has similar mission statements to contribute to just so I’m not promoting those horrid and heartbreaking commercials.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||December 31, 2022 5:27 PM|
It's an open secret Marlo Thomas is a conniving bitch and treats people like shit. She's had more personal assistants than Keebler has elves.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||December 31, 2022 11:48 PM|
[quote]R194: A 13 -14 yr old mom? No way.
No idea where you're getting this craziness, unless you're viewing the commercial on a two-inch screen.
The actress playing the mom is Nicole Randall Johnson, and she's 49 years old. She isn't 13-14, nor does she look it.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||January 1, 2023 4:38 PM|
Here's a still of her from the commercial:
|by Anonymous||reply 203||January 1, 2023 4:39 PM|
She’s ugly as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||January 1, 2023 9:32 PM|
Jon Hamm as Santa ones. Because his movie career is shit, we are forced to this crap. Isn’t he due for a heart attack at a bar by now?
|by Anonymous||reply 205||January 1, 2023 9:55 PM|
The woman in this Wendys commercial has one Asian shaped eye and one white one. I know many mixed people but I have never noticed this before. It freaks me out.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||January 2, 2023 7:18 AM|
Wonderful how seamlessly Paul Giamatti transitioned from Scrooge to Albert Einstein in those Verizon spots with Cecily Strong, isn't it?
|by Anonymous||reply 207||January 2, 2023 4:56 PM|
Just wait until Giamatti's Baby Cupid next month, R207.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||January 2, 2023 8:25 PM|
[quote]R204 / OP / R182 / R192 / R194: She’s ugly as fuck.
That may be your opinion, but the point was that she's not a sibling, nor did she look 14 years old. You're trolling.
But then, so were your contributions to 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 (𝟏𝟗𝟔𝟖) thread:
[quote]You can’t deodorize a turd. (reply 79)
[quote]It was shit (reply 90)
[quote]Unwatchable (reply 146)
[quote]The turd in the toilet 💩 (reply 148)
|by Anonymous||reply 209||January 3, 2023 12:09 AM|
R209 is scared I’ll fart and he’ll miss it.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||January 3, 2023 12:15 AM|
Nope, R210 - just telling the board who is stinking up these threads with his trolling.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||January 3, 2023 12:24 AM|
Botoxed Tanya, 43 year old mother of nine.
Year 2022 or 1822?!
|by Anonymous||reply 212||January 3, 2023 12:58 AM|
Those ugly dudes in the Morgan jeweler ads.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||January 3, 2023 1:20 AM|
The National Debt Relief commercial. I understand if the bitch had unforseen medical bills but $30k+ (not sure of the exact figure) in debt??!! In the ad, she says it would have taken her 47 years to pay that off.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||January 3, 2023 8:42 PM|
I'm pretty sure insurance company commercials exist just to annoy you. They hope that by annoying the living fuck out of the audience, people will remember their name(s).
|by Anonymous||reply 215||January 3, 2023 8:50 PM|
I used to really like the Capital One commercials that had that tall, hot dude in them - I think for Capital One banking. I wanted him inside me quite deeply.
But now this whole "easy decision" thing - the Charles Barkley and Slash ones....are just so overplayed, I can't stand seeing them.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||January 3, 2023 8:52 PM|
The Little Cesar’s pizza commercial that is supposed to be a parody of Antique Roadshow. The first 50 times I saw it, it was funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||January 3, 2023 9:11 PM|
The Dupixent commercial with the tween girls in dancer costumes/playing soccer. I don't hate it, but it makes me uneasy because it seems to me that the camera is lingering on the girls too closely/there is a creepy "male gaze" thing going on. I've watched many "To Catch A Predator" videos and when this ad comes on I wonder how many incels, pervs etc. are watching this ad and drooling.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||January 5, 2023 7:26 PM|
That says more about you than the commercial.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||January 5, 2023 7:31 PM|
The Hungry Root came through followed by the irritating bouncy music is making the rounds again.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||January 5, 2023 11:52 PM|
I miss the Lexus Christmas commercial.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||January 6, 2023 4:38 PM|
Spectrum: any- and everything!
|by Anonymous||reply 222||January 6, 2023 6:35 PM|
The Spectrum "and the second line is FREEEEEEEE" makes me want to hunt down the spokesperson.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||January 6, 2023 8:12 PM|
Progressive where Flo’s sister goes “Bora-boring”.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||January 10, 2023 12:14 AM|
And just when do the income tax spots start running?
|by Anonymous||reply 225||January 10, 2023 4:38 PM|
That ugly short black woman for Olay
|by Anonymous||reply 226||January 10, 2023 8:48 PM|
The eggo 4 yr old that won’t wear pants
|by Anonymous||reply 227||January 10, 2023 10:41 PM|
THOSE TOVALO COMMERCIALS WITH THE JIGGLY TITTED LADY ARE PUKE INDUCING ALSO.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||January 11, 2023 2:16 AM|
There is a radio commercial I hear during my commute - OOMAH.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||January 11, 2023 9:53 PM|
Is it David Letterman?
|by Anonymous||reply 230||January 11, 2023 10:10 PM|
[quote]The fucking Shriners commercial with that Eve Harrington, Caleb, and 47 year old Alec, but ANIMATED. That way they never age out, or in case they die. 'ADOWABLE' BLANKET, you can hear the quote marks.
I just saw a new one with singing.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||January 12, 2023 12:20 AM|
Martha Stewart’s new Covid commercial is pretty fabulous!
|by Anonymous||reply 232||January 12, 2023 6:43 AM|
R231 there is a newer one out with new patient actors. It features a YES YES YES.-themed campaign.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||January 12, 2023 1:06 PM|
^^^Also… it features a split-second interpretation of a football player by the lead patient/actor sitting in a wheelchair. It was obviously scripted by an able bodied director.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||January 12, 2023 1:11 PM|
Chap Stick commercial where the little girl making faces at people out the back window of the family car as the car drives by. Finally, the black man in the uniform has some fun and sticks his tongue out at her and makes a face back - she laughs hysterically,
In real life, the driver would have pulled the car over, flagged down a cop and said the black man was a child predator who was trying to lure the little girl out of the car. He would have been beaten, handcuffed and thrown into the police car - never to see the outside of a jail again for at least 10 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||January 12, 2023 1:19 PM|
Lately, I just want to slap the shit out of every member of those Progressive tv ads. It used to be just Jamie, now it's the entire heinous lot of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||January 14, 2023 4:49 PM|
There's some Morgan Jewelers commercial I think or Jared yeah Jared where some woman warbles on about her dad being dead or absent or something but then I guess like one of their necklaces walks her down the aisle or something and that takes her dad's place I don't know except that it's really stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||January 15, 2023 6:41 PM|
Holy fucking run on.
WTF happened to your punctuation keys?
|by Anonymous||reply 238||January 15, 2023 6:50 PM|
Progressive - bora-boring. It’s torture to hear that sister bitch’s voice.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||January 25, 2023 10:52 PM|
I am so sick of all the commercials targeting people with fucked up skin. No one need to see that shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||January 25, 2023 10:57 PM|
^^Yeah but it is making shit loads of money for the pharmaceutical companies
|by Anonymous||reply 241||January 26, 2023 12:24 AM|
The new M&M commercial with Maya Rudolph is beyond stupid, wherein she announced the candy has been renamed My & Yas. Get it? Yeah, dumb dumb joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||January 29, 2023 6:23 PM|
Dumb, dumb move.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||January 29, 2023 8:37 PM|
Have you seen the Visiting Angels (or something similar) ad where at the end they surround this old balding black lady who clearly has no idea who they are or where she is? She is positively petrified.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||January 30, 2023 10:22 PM|
I just saw a really stupid commercial for Botox where the spokes lady is whining about having nine kids and how busy she is and does nothing for herself. But her nose is so distracting like there's something odd about it her nostrils are both big and round but different sizes and like the cameras almost pointed up her nose and it just makes the whole thing really irritating because looking at her just makes you see that really weird looking know she has.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||January 30, 2023 10:46 PM|
Also I'm sick of that uqorra commercial and what are the chances that all of that isn't just repackaged Crystal light.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||January 30, 2023 10:48 PM|
The silver single ad where the ugly white dude meets the Asian gold digger lady and probably he'll be mysteriously dead if he's not already.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||January 31, 2023 1:20 AM|
Inogen portable oxygen products that show an old grandpa wearing a backpack oxygen tank while blowing bubbles in his yard.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||January 31, 2023 1:32 AM|
To R237. You made me crack up. how HIGH were you when you typed that paragraph.
You make no sense whatsoever, but you made me laugh out loud!!
I lost alot of $$$ to my BF Shawn, I took the 49ers over the Iggles& Bengals over the Chiefs.
I like the Bengals helmets, Burrows in tight football pants....I swear Mahones is GAY,,walks like a Faggot.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||January 31, 2023 1:45 AM|
[quote] walks like a Faggot.
Wow. On a fucking gay board no less.
You’re a piece of shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||January 31, 2023 1:52 AM|
Kay Jewelers - “Close your eyes and don’t look down” irritating AF!
|by Anonymous||reply 251||January 31, 2023 1:54 AM|
To Whom it may concern. my half blind 95 yrs old neighbor watching the game last night, yells over to me" Johnny , I don't want to be rude but is Mahonnes one of you, have you seen how he runs on the field".
IDK DAD, but he walks like a Faggot...I call George Dad (the one the always wanted and never got)
When you are a "WW2" war hero, I let him say whatever, You and I are different!! Bite me!!
|by Anonymous||reply 252||January 31, 2023 2:33 AM|
I just had my 13th surgery
|by Anonymous||reply 253||February 1, 2023 12:31 AM|
"Do you have boxes of old family videotapes that are degrading?" Hire Legacy Box to convert them to digital format & preserve forever!
Not sure I want to meet a customer who's eager to preserve "degrading" family pictures.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||February 12, 2023 7:18 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 255||February 12, 2023 10:03 AM|
This ad for the Nature Conservancy. The singer is horrible and the beginning of the song makes my teeth ache.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||February 13, 2023 12:40 PM|
The ridiculous spot last night featuring Kevin Hart.
The ridiculous spot last night featuring Ben Stiller.
The ridiculous spot last night featuring Melissa McCarthy.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||February 13, 2023 4:26 PM|
I hate the car commercials that sound like the music was written by the same hack who composed "Some Like It Hot" on Broadway. Sometimes, just for spite, they play one right after the other. Marc Shaiman wouldn't know an original tune if it bit him on his fat ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||February 16, 2023 6:03 PM|
r255, you know that guy has skid marks on his weeks old underwear.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||February 16, 2023 6:05 PM|
I hate the Aetna ad featuring the two sassy AA women, one of whom appears to be a rabid crack addict. 🙄
The psoriasis drug ad with the enormous guy in a Speedo. Body positivity be damned. I don’t need to see that. It’s like a manatee wearing on a chaise lounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||February 16, 2023 6:30 PM|
I HATE those new Slimfast commercials and spokeswoman. Her diction is just lazy and awful, especially her pronunciation of THE FUCKING PRODUCT NAME.
It's not "SLUMfast," lady.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||February 16, 2023 8:14 PM|
I hatehatehate all the commercials featuring the tuneless amelodic "music."
Especially the Boost Glucose Control ad, and some kind of asthma (I think) med featuring a hipster Black guy and the most annoying sax solo since Kenny G was hot and poppin'.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||February 16, 2023 9:20 PM|
[quote] The psoriasis drug ad with the enormous guy in a Speedo. Body positivity be damned. I don’t need to see that. It’s like a manatee wearing on a chaise lounge.
The guy is kinda hot in the fit-fat way.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||February 16, 2023 9:37 PM|
I'd do him.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||February 16, 2023 9:48 PM|
No, R263. There’s nothing fit about that fat. He’s about 8 feet tall and weighs at least 300 pounds. AND he’s completely hairless which makes it very marine mammalian.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||February 16, 2023 9:48 PM|
He’s do white, do maybe he’s a beluga.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||February 16, 2023 10:08 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 267||February 16, 2023 10:11 PM|
Why yes Ernie Hudson my worst nightmare is my car breaking down near where a scary black man is lurking however did you guess?
|by Anonymous||reply 268||February 21, 2023 5:46 PM|
Whoever wrote the Stouffer's Bowlfull ad should be drawn, quartered and the set on fire
|by Anonymous||reply 269||February 21, 2023 6:38 PM|
The chick in this Febreze commercial is WEIRD LOOKING.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||February 21, 2023 11:29 PM|
Oh, God, yes, R270! That woman, chicken cutlets implanted in her cheeks, and a stupid grin! I'll bet you that the commercial was filmed in Argentina - my partner used to work in advertising and you can tell the commercials shot in Argentina since nobody speaks, and casting directors there love those goofy grins.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||February 21, 2023 11:34 PM|
Any commercial where young parents dance with their babies but this one, for some reason, is particularly loathsome.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||February 21, 2023 11:36 PM|
“Medication saved me”
“This is joy”
Fatass blonde chick with a Buster Brown haircut for HERS
|by Anonymous||reply 273||February 22, 2023 12:31 AM|
Life Alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted living.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||February 22, 2023 1:00 AM|
Meaningful Beauty Hair. Watching Becker on RewindTV and just saw the commercial. Cindy looks like Caitlyn Jenner. Or Caitlyn looks like Cindy. I can’t tell anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||February 23, 2023 2:17 AM|
The one where the kid says “I wish Shaq was my real life big brother.” I forget what it’s for, something with a general.
It’s played non stop. Is it too much to ask to be able to watch Alf reruns without seeing this commercial three times? Sheesh.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||February 23, 2023 3:11 AM|
They're still running the one with the black pimp who is making his scrawny blonde gf sell her car to "We Buy Any Car" because he wants to go to brunch, take a bubble bath and get a nice pedicure!
|by Anonymous||reply 277||February 23, 2023 3:20 AM|
[quote]some woman warbles on about her dad being dead or absent or something but then I guess like one of their necklaces walks her down the aisle or something and that takes her dad's place I don't know except that it's really stupid.
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but thank you for this.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||February 25, 2023 4:43 AM|
These grating "wooHOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo" commercials from 4imprint featuring shrill employees howling and squealing over depressing clutter emblazoned with their depressing corporate logos.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||February 26, 2023 4:34 PM|
I cringe at those too R279. Nobody wants any of their crappy products with company logos. They’re throwaway products.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||February 26, 2023 4:41 PM|
The piano music for every online VRBO ad goes through me like a knife.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||February 26, 2023 4:47 PM|
That 4imprint ad… cheaply made junk that no one wants. Ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||February 26, 2023 5:04 PM|
Election results denier/insurrection sympathizer, Rep. Andrew Clyde of Georgia, has been distributing AR-15 lapel pins to House colleagues.
[quote] Some Republican members of Congress have been sporting controversial new pins on their lapels in the shape of miniature AR-15 rifles. They say the pins are symbols of their commitment to the Second Amendment and Americans’ right to bear arms. Enthusiastically distributed by Rep. Andrew Clyde from Georgia, newcomers Rep. George Santos of New York and Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida were spotted with the pins last week.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||February 26, 2023 5:42 PM|
Oops, wrong thread.^
|by Anonymous||reply 284||February 26, 2023 5:43 PM|
I wish Johnathan from Colonial Life would retire.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||February 26, 2023 5:49 PM|
I wish Flo would retire, along with the emu, the seagulls, and Mayhem. Enough already.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||February 27, 2023 4:17 PM|
I don't exactly hate this but I think it's odd that the commercials for you bet your Life that they run now don't mention or show Jay Leno at all. When the show started they made it all about him but it seems like they're almost down playing that he's involved. Personally I can't stand the guy so I think it's a smart move.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||February 27, 2023 11:23 PM|
[quote]I hate the Aetna ad featuring the two sassy AA women, one of whom appears to be a rabid crack addict. 🙄
I actually bumped this thread to say the same thing. And I've seen black people comment on what an awful stereotype she is.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||February 28, 2023 2:58 AM|
Skinny Pop-It's a whole bag kind of night commercial.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||February 28, 2023 4:24 AM|
The new uqorra ads almost seem like they were revised based on focus group notes that came back. Like how stinky vagina girl now refers to the dude as her husband and then he mauls her almost as if to show that her stink junk doesn't bother him.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||March 1, 2023 9:19 AM|
The Viberzi chick is on Ghosts.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||March 3, 2023 3:50 AM|
Spectrum commercials with this cunt. Now I truly understand the meaning of hate fucking.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||March 3, 2023 3:55 AM|
Amazon Fresh ads on YouTube, featuring influencers covered in pounds of makeup and giant eyebrows.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||March 3, 2023 6:32 AM|
This Virgin Atlantic ad I see all the time on YouTube. It's primarily trans people, isn't it (especially the pilot at the end)? Except for the bearded guy in the wheelchair, the kid, and the "Yasss Kween" (because of course they show a fem gay man).
|by Anonymous||reply 294||March 3, 2023 7:04 AM|
First time I saw this commercial, it's all Trannies!! Interesting concept.
|by Anonymous||reply 295||March 3, 2023 2:16 PM|
John Hoogenakker should be strapped to a chair with his eyes forced open (like Malcolm McDowell in Clockwork Orange), and watch his $29.99 spot over and over until he starts foaming at the mouth. I mute the tv and turn away whenever it airs.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||March 3, 2023 2:24 PM|
R296 He’s hot. I’ll die on that hill.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||March 3, 2023 2:35 PM|
Walgreens- “So James, are these medicines covered”? “Yes, with Medicare you get low cost co-pays “. “thank you”.
The black pharmacist is working the drive thru wearing his Covid mask and obviously making facial gestures at the old man because his mask moves around a lot on his face. It’s so stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||March 3, 2023 4:27 PM|
I HATE the DoorDash commercials with the fat, tattooed, ugly screeching “chef”. Stop casting such off putting pukes in commercials!
|by Anonymous||reply 299||March 5, 2023 2:50 PM|
Fat guy who looks like Jean Reno is also in the terrible Progressive "spy" spot. I like his presence a lot. He's a breath of fresh air from these "I'm so stupid, I can only do commercials" guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||March 5, 2023 4:45 PM|
In the latest AT&T spot, spokesperson Lily is sporting some awful cheek filler.
Maybe she did it because a few years ago guys were tweeting about her big jugs and she was annoyed. So she’s drawing focus north.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||March 5, 2023 5:59 PM|
Who is the sexy dark haired guy sitting on the porch in that Spectrum commercial with the Thor looking guy? I think he was also in the Visionworks stranded at sea on a raft commercial. Hot, hot man.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||March 17, 2023 2:10 PM|
Good to see Seth Meyers holding his own in the new Verizon spots. Now if only there were videos of him holding his own on PornHub.
|by Anonymous||reply 303||March 17, 2023 2:31 PM|
Would be pleasant to see Seth spit-roasted.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||March 17, 2023 4:35 PM|
Seth is starting to look old to me. (Back in the day, he and I used the same dry cleaner. He was standing in front of me in shorts once… nice calves.)
|by Anonymous||reply 305||March 17, 2023 5:52 PM|
Sadly, he is starting to look old, R305. Still I'd fuck him for old times' sake.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||March 17, 2023 6:38 PM|
Cecily Strong left SNL to do Verizon commercials?
|by Anonymous||reply 307||March 18, 2023 3:59 PM|
No, R307, she was doing them before she left, I believe. She's making money, which is why Giamatti is also doing them, but I was more mortified for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||March 18, 2023 4:31 PM|
Cecily Strong. I believe, is represented by Lorne Michaels. She left SNL to make MORE money for Lorne. Just like Seth.
Lorne is a studio that has a huge number of actors under contract. Like Seth and Jimmy.
He is the larger, more mediocre, modern Warner Bros.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||March 18, 2023 9:19 PM|
Cecily has moved on to a series that does comedy parodies, similar to Documentary Now which stars fellow SNLer Fred Armisen. It was called Shmigadoon, a parody on the movie Brigadoon. It has a 2nd season starting soon, now parodying the movie Chicago.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||March 18, 2023 10:00 PM|
R310-Do you think we all live in Omaha?
|by Anonymous||reply 311||March 19, 2023 2:20 AM|
This grating spot with the clearly manufactured (but righteously diverse) dreadful band and clumsy, cringeworthy, cutesy-poo frontwoman.
|by Anonymous||reply 312||March 19, 2023 4:00 PM|
Is that the one R312 where the singer comes back on stage with toilet paper on her shoe?
|by Anonymous||reply 313||March 19, 2023 6:24 PM|
R313 I don't think so, but thank you very much for making me watch it again a couple of times just to make sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||March 19, 2023 7:49 PM|
The one with JLo running down a beach. She’s so annoying.
|by Anonymous||reply 315||March 21, 2023 2:24 AM|
JLo looks like a short buffalo running on the beach, R315. That bitch can’t run and she sure as hell doesn’t get up at 4:45 a.m.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||March 21, 2023 2:43 AM|
The actress who plays Lily in the AT&T commercials said she directs them and that she was tired of the comments and harassment about her body.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||March 21, 2023 3:38 AM|
Cozy 10-year-old ads with the kids reenacting adult shows like Frasier and Roseanne. Never mind the Frazier scene is one where he's just had a woman he just had sex with storm out on him for taking pictures of her but one of those kids is just so damn weird looking. I feel mean saying that but they're really really weird looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||March 21, 2023 4:48 AM|
That LUME bitch who shoves her stank foot in the camera makes me want to remove my eyeballs with a spork.
|by Anonymous||reply 319||March 21, 2023 8:30 AM|
On YouTube I keep getting these medical commercials (which is odd as I have perfect health.)
But I hate this one blonde mom who gets weepy about St. Jude’s Hospital, reminiscing, “Cole was my Miracle Child. How could my Miracle Child have cancer?”
Um… where to begin?? Just because you love your child doesn’t mean nature does. Or even can! Getting sick or not is just the luck of the draw.
Why does she assume her kid is so special that it’s immune to disease??
|by Anonymous||reply 320||March 21, 2023 8:42 AM|