Thoughts on Alex Acosta and his family?

That little girl with the 50 yr old lunch lady face looks like a real cunt.

KIND of creepy? I assumed it was photoshopped with kids from a horror movie.

That's some VC Andrews looking shit. Actually, the Wish dot com version of a VC Andrews book

I do not like making fun of kids, but yikes

I love that kid.

It doesn't look creepy to me. Maybe the sour expression on the twin girls I guess. I'm surprised this was an internet meme.

Wednesday Addams vibes.

Wait - she’s got a twin? Now I’m even more creeped out.

His wife is a man right?

Girl looks determined to get back the penmanship medal that is RIGHTLY HERS.

I think her sallow complexion and dark circles around her eyes are the most alarming things about this photo of this child. As though she’s been chained to a radiator and fed gruel.

The sour expression, folded arms and anachronistic haircut are icing on the cake and very funny.

Also: CANEFACE.

Put some braids on the girl and she could be Rhoda Penmark.

Helps one to understand the expression: dead behind the eyes

Those girls just want someone to come play with them. For ever and ever and ever…

We discussed this photo back in 2019.

The girl looks truly unhealthy; hopefully just terrible lighting. The haircut certainly isn't helping. Not every child can be beautiful, but the hair just makes her look more severe

I just love her little OVER IT stance.

Wife looks like a tortured fundie Jen Psaki.

Daughter looks like Garrett Keenan from The Office UK in a wig.

^^Gareth, not Garrett.

Twitter tweet was right.

Mike Pence is standing a little too close to demonic Jen Psaki. I hope mother doesn’t see this.

R22 Jen Psaki?

The little girl seems to be receiving instructions from outer space in that photo.

R23, Acosta’s wife looks like a demonic Jen Psaki.

When this photo first came to light, a Datalounger pointed out something disturbing, the wife's nose looks like it has been broken & not set properly.

Children of the corn.

The look reminds me of those big-eyed waif paintings of the 60s.

That's not a little girl; that's a 50-year-old midget who was just fired from her latest Shriner's Kids commercial.

How…unfortunate.

It gets creepier.

[quote] In 2007–2008, as U.S. attorney, Acosta approved a plea deal that allowed child-trafficking ring-leader Jeffrey Epstein to plead guilty to a single state charge of solicitation, in exchange for a federal non-prosecution agreement

Genetics can really fuck you up

That girl is spitting image of me as a child.

We had some epic threads about that photo back in the day.

Here's one of them.

Ugliest family alive.

Yeah, you gotta love that little girl. She's such a bitch and doesn't give a fuck.

She looks like her name should be Pat. Pat sits in her trailer, smokes and drinks black coffee all day every day watching Fox News, The Price is Right, and Judge Judy.

R35 Rumor is that the the original thread was closed suddenly without explanation , and all the participants died in mysterious, bizarre accidents.

That little Diablo in the red dress looks a little disgruntled.

The entire family isn't attractive.

The parents seem a bit old to have such young children.

In the original thread, it was revealed the wife had a stroke, or some other serious illness, which left her looking as she did. She had a very noticeable limp in the video of the signing, and at least one of her hands was messed up. Let’s hope she is better. Not cool to make fun of people with serious illnesses, which can fuck up your looks. The girls were probably left on their own while the mother was in the hospital or bed ridden, while the father was being an awful attorney. The mother’s serious illness probably traumatized the girls.

Those kids look like they have rickets and scurvy.

Come on now, this was back in 2019. THREE YEARS ago. Here’s a more current picture of the girls, taken in 2022:

[quote] She looks like her name should be Pat. Pat sits in her trailer, smokes and drinks black coffee all day every day watching Fox News, The Price is Right, and Judge Judy.

r38 Pffffft. Snide classism about "white trash" duly noted.

Uh, no. That child comes from wealth and power. You can bet she'll have a law degree or similar one day. And with the look on her face, she will be one tough no nonsense woman.

The kids look like they haven’t slept in days.

He resigned in disgrace not long after that photo.

The entire family is hideous.

I think they were going for a Paper Moon look.

They look like the Potatoheads.

Epstein pedophile central.

The only Alex from that administration that I wanna see on DL is Alex Azar. I know, shoot me...

They've got three kids.

^^ Hmm… I think a front-facing baby carrier might be a better option?

At r53, the wife looks like she has a second row of bottom teef!

😲.

The entire family looks like they're suffering from anemia.