Quick! You Can Only Save One Republican!

Lindsey because he is a DLer

[quote]Jared Kushnir

This guy because he's obviously not even real.

Rice because in the grand scheme of things she is not toxic and not a deplorable. She does not fit in with the others. Beyond that I'd select Kushner because I find him good looking. (I hate myself for that, but I admit it.)

R3, on that basis, you would choose Kushner over Hawley?

Kushner looks like an inflatable doll, so he could be used as a flotation device.

Just because there is room on the lifeboat doesn’t mean I would go out of my way to offer it to any of them. But I guess Condi, if I'm feeling charitable that day.

I can but I won’t save a single one.

[quote] on that basis, you would choose Kushner over Hawley?

Yes. I find Kushner more attractive than Hawley. I like thin, twinkish types.

If I was stranded on a deserted island with a Republican, I'd chose Kellyanne, because she'd make good kindling.

You only vote to save Kushner and Hawley for obvious reasons!

Lindsey, because she becomes hysterical under stress and I would greatly enjoy slapping that bitch hard across the face to calm down.

The fact that Kamala didn't seize the opportunity to do this during the Kavanaugh hearings speaks volumes about her shortcomings as a Presidential candidate.

Condi. It's so hard to find good help nowadays.

Let them all drown

I had to pick Giuliani nexuses he's the oldest and most likely to die soonest. Even if the Cheeto were older, I'd still pick Rudy though, because I think he's the least serious threat.

Hard pass!

I'd save Ted Cruz so I'd have the satisfaction of pushing him out of my lifeboat and repeatedly hitting him on his head with the oar until he drowns. It's the little things that make me happy.

Condi was the least of all evils. Even then, I might be tempted to push her overboard.

I should have put Marjorie Taylor Greene!

Maybe I CAN, but I WON'T.

Nod to r7.

I'd pick Ghouliani because he's gonna die soon anyway and can do the least amount of harm at this point.

Hawley. He has BDF. I'd even give him a reach around hand job.

LOL @ the results... well that was easy.

But why not Pickles?

Who the fuck saves Ted Cruz? Even the Republicans hate that bastard.

At that point I would save Liz Cheney. Nevermind her father fucked up the Middle East forever.

Her father fucked up far more than just the Middle East, R25.

Deficits don' t matter.

A war "off the books".

He shot a man in the face, and wasn't even charged.

I choose not to.

Come on there is no contest

I bet even Heidi Cruz would look at this list and see Ted's name and think "hmmm, this is a tough choice"

Op, you left out Adam Kinzinger. How could you? All those on your list deserve to stay on the lifeboat. Adam is hot stuff.

Maybe Mitt Romney

R31 Mitt Romney is a RINO