What Are You Bringing To The DataLounge Autumn Fling Potluck?

Pumpkin bars 🎃

A 5 gallon bucket of candy corn

A big bag of Pumpkin Spice ... just the spice.

The grapes posted in the OP image are INSANE and I want them now

Crudités.

It's a soupluck not a potluck.

I'll be bringing candied yams. The types of candy I'll be using are Skittles, candy corn, and Almond Joy.

I am making my special dessert !!!

Ass.

Pumpkin Spice poppers

Ambrosia Salad and Oatmeal Chocolate Chip cookies

These R8 remind me of those rarely seen chocolate coconut snowballs, usually found at Christmas house parties

Spam and a gallon of Boone's Farm.

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I'm not bringing any food, just gourds, because it's Decorative Gourd Season (google McSweeney's Internet Tendency.)

I've created a special playlist for us, all of the songs are sung by Real Housewives. Don't be retardy for the party!

Fish-Stick Casserole. (I admit I stole the idea)

I’m bringing a salad nicoise, udon, and potato chips: a deconstructed tuna casserole.

I will then check myself into a residential program for the chronically twee.

A 7-pound can of Van Camp's Pork and Beans.

A hubbard squash

That's some charcuterie board OP. At least a C-note's worth … we’re salivating and we’re bringing our Chinette plate right over there.

I’m bringing some Wegner’s crudités.

Apples and a pail, so we can dunk for apples.

I’ve commissioned thc infused key lime bars!

Fries

Homemade mayonnaise

Frikandellen and bitterballen

My fat ass.

Chow down, ladies.

Syphilis.

Tums and air freshener, right next to the terlet.

Candy apples. Whoever finds the razor blade is crowned king.

i'm bringing a package of anti-bacterial hand wipes.... For myself.

A can of bread.

Fig scented candles

BM brand reminds me of bowel movement

cat bowl leavins (scraps) reimagined in a festive yellow aspic gelatin

Is this Appalachia? Then, squirrel.

All of the pumpkin Spice Coffee you can drink, and pints of Haagen Daz Ice cream for eating later while watching TV in our caftans

A life size cutout of Gwyneth waitressing, just as she’s hitting her breaking point

Lube

I’d have thought my company was enough.

Two grains of rice.

A pound cake from Dollar Tree.

Ambrosia Salad.

apple pie and cherry flavored moonshines0

Shiggsh!

Twinkie Scarecrows

My homemade Eggplant 🍆 Parmesan with my secret 🤫 ingredient

Cinnamon

My cunt.

Pumpkin spice flavored vodka, from the discount bin. Hopefully you won’t go blind.

My dildo collection!

R22, see r5.

I'm bringing my 6 pack abs and versatile nice ass.

[quote]It's a soupluck not a potluck. — Radical Faerie

Was there ever a day when this was funny?

My delicious baked spaghetti.

(The secret is that I rinse the pasta.)

Vodka and McDonald's Orange Juice.

A dessert I very obvioulsy purchased. Or cups and napkins. Not wasting time and effort cooking for anti-potluck queens ever again.

Fall or Halloween themed disposable dinner plates, dessert plates, luncheon napkins, 16 oz plastic tumblers (reusable kind that guests can take home). Heavy duty plastic ware. Matching fall or Halloween table covers.

Kirkland (black) garbage bags from Costco. There will be trash.

^ Kirkland (black) garbage bags from Costco. There will be trash.

Oh honey, you have no idea...

An overpriced jar of mayonnaise that I bought at Homeland for $10.

Elephant boogers (4 footers!) on toast points.

Turkey meatballs, or maybe bread pudding.

Just the usual: cak, graxy, Red Dragon cheese, and Ethel Mertz's recipe for crepes Suzette.

Tater Tot Hotdish!

I’ll whip a batch of Bat milk yogurt

Cream cheese and hot dogs to go with R31’s offering.

Mashed rutabaga

We'll bring out special homemade Vaginal Yeast Bread!

Is anyone bringing nutloaf?

In honour of HM Queen Elizabeth II, I will pay the $20 on Amazon for rich tea biscuits and make this:

I’ll bring Kirkland Signature toilet tissue. Only $19 for the family pak!

You laugh, r62, but Tater Tots started my empire!

A savory gin-infused holiday pudding.

I make individual table decorations...from cat hair!

Haggis and scotch eggs.

My signature Diet Dump Cake!

I'm bringing Wanda's Macaroni Salad. It's not your traditional macaroni salad.

If my Grammy were still alive, I would get her to make you guys her famous Squash Casserole.

I'm bringing dried fruit I made using my Ronco Food Dehydrator!

Poisoned 🍎

What else?

I'm bringing my famous "salted possum".

Granny: How do you like yer possum, Lowell, fallin' off the bones tender or with a little fight left in it?

Lowell Redlings Farquhar: [looking slightly nauseated] I'm really not hungry.

Quisp and Quake.

I don’t know what I’m gonna bring but I do know that whatever “dish” I bring I’m gonna use ultra-cheap, sub-par ingredients. I’m also gonna pick my ass a lot while I’m preparing it. That’ll add some butt flavor.

Thirty under-privileged black children

Sanders Chocolate Bumpy Cake

I'm bringing Sandra Lee's famous Kwanzaa Cake!

My famous Tic-Tac Pie.

I want a Sanders Bumpy Cake!

I am currently addicted to Sanders Milk Chocolate Sea Salt Caramels.

I am from Vermont so I will bring our 3 biggest exports.

Maple syrup

Cheddar cheese

weed

I'll bring the Crock Pot Cheesy Hash Brown Potatoes

My famous Spotted Dick.

Termite-Fly-Cockroach Surprise

Lens Durham to entertain us with her latest woke poetry, short stories, and a 3 Act Play entitled- My Sister’s Snatch: A Gravel Road to Redemption.

I’m also bringing Penis Gourds and ass-shaped pumpkins for the elder gays to enjoy during intermission, which is sponsored by Ben and Still Am Gay, Hustler Cockrings, and the NAACP.

Hostess Snowballs

I found this wonderful recipe for popcorn balls shaped like a clock when I was at Loretta's beauty shop the other day - I think I'll bring those.

Lasagna al Forno, but you have to do me a favor first.

Is anyone thinking about doing a salad bar?

dear god r95!

I'll bring my delicious Barbiturate Clam Chowder!

[quote]Is anyone thinking about doing a salad bar?

Only if it's ONCE AROUND THE GARDEN!

I'm bringing what this potluck clearly needs the most:

Three actual tops.

I can bring a board for charcuterie!

I guess I'll bring my usual. A bad attitude and my high horse.

Armand Rizzo

I'd rather have an open salad bar than a typical alcoholic open bar

I’ll be wearing my rape whistle.

Mrs. Moe Howard's tuna casserole.

I’m wearing an ultra depend because I do not want to open my pants up. It’ll be too dangerous with all of the sexually underserved.

Don’t you touch me! Don’t you rape me!

[quote]Mrs. Moe Howard's tuna casserole.

Oh yeah, well I'm Mrs. Curly Howard's tuna noodle casserole...and two pokes in the eye too...nuck, nuck.

A healthy appetite and some to go containers.

Not a damned thing!!

I just had my margarine fountain refurbished, so it's ready to go!

My own essence...

R105 Mrs. Moe Howard is genius.

[R105] I mean, "Mrs. Moe Howard " is genius.

[quote]Don’t you touch me! Don’t you rape me!

Now, you're only not raping me because you think I'm Trans...

A nice glass of warm milk.

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

And chips.

Frankenberry Krispie Treats

Coal slaw

I'm bringing my empty stomach, nom nom nom!

Pray the Gay Away Brochures!!!!!

Make America Great Again Trucker Hats!!!

Pictures of Aborted Fetuses Who Died Because of Pro-Choice!!

A Petition to Allow Convicted Felons to Buy Guns!!

A lot of lube for all the gays to use when they take out all of the anger I have created at the party on my tight, wet bussy…….

NyQuil Chicken

I'm bringing Beanie Feldstein to entertain us with songs from "Funny Girl" and "Hello Dolly".

Hot fruit. (And it’ll be the only fruit there that’s hot)

Gently used stack of Betty and Veronica Double Digests

My famous vegan banana bread, of course. [That I will pass off as my own, but it will be made by one of my off duty body guards].

One smile of grapefruit.

Something with pot in it.

Three buses filled with fraus.

Bear spray.

Lume

My potential new boyfriend - David Muir.

Workin' up that appetite - you can look but you can't bite. Better keep your hands off my potential new boyfriend !

My seven-day load. Meet you in the shack out back!

The Perfect Meatloaf

For r132

I'll be the one wearing trendy 90s clothing that I never stopped wearing

Chips and Dip.

Just myself. I’m a fun guy.

I’ll bring the gin. You bring the regret

Blondie Brownies

2nd stage Covid, IBS, and stories of the 15th anniversary of my dead parrot, Melissa E.

I'll bring the ice cream.

All 14 seasons of Knots Landing on VHS. We need something to watch while we fat whores gorge on casseroles, cak, and graxy.

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Monkey Pox

Pepto-Bismol, Tums, and Alka-Seltzer. You fat whores are gonna need it. I'll stop by Costco and buy some in bulk.

Hobo Casserole and Potato Chip Salad.

I’m bringing Cheryl Ladd “Think It Over” cued up on my boom box.

Food and drink are good for our social gatherings, obviously; but we must not forget to feed both our physical and spiritual selves. So, at this gathering of good people, I will present the following program:

Toasted Almond Ice Cream Bars

You sit right up close next to me r150

A really, really stinky pussy!

Genital Herpes 🍆😩

Sara's Mongoloid Chicken

Sara's Mongoloid Chicken