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Chasten Has Lost The Baby Weight!

He looks radiant...seriously

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by Anonymousreply 343December 6, 2022 5:21 PM

He looks like he always does and we can't see his body to notice any weight loss. But I guess you needed to say something to post about your beloveds.

by Anonymousreply 1September 24, 2022 3:20 AM

He and Billie Jean look like twins.

by Anonymousreply 2September 24, 2022 3:54 AM

i think he is hot

by Anonymousreply 3September 24, 2022 4:10 AM

Chasten has a lovely smile, he just seems really decent.

by Anonymousreply 4September 24, 2022 4:12 AM

He's cute!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 5September 24, 2022 4:31 AM

He’s glowing

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by Anonymousreply 6September 24, 2022 9:29 AM

Pete and Chasten only see each other from friday to sunday in michigan because Pete’s either travelling or working in DC but this time chasten was the one who visited so he could see elton john. The look in Chasten’s face confirmed this theory of me and also confirmed that their friday reunion sex must be mindblowing for him

by Anonymousreply 7September 24, 2022 1:05 PM

Chasten finally got a job !!

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by Anonymousreply 8October 3, 2022 3:45 PM

R8 I adore this little apple-bottomed fruit pie more than most of DL, but COME ON ALREADY!

For someone who loves teaching so much, why the hell would he take a job as a speaking/media consultant? This is perhaps his fifth career at this point. He's been a barista, a drama teacher and actor, an elementary school teacher, a housewife, and now this? What a load!

And don't tell me a high-profile spouse can't work a classroom. The first lady is a college professor, and she works her ass off every day for it. Chasten could too. This is just selling out for part-time work and a shady fat paycheck.

by Anonymousreply 9October 3, 2022 4:07 PM

He should start a hair loss regimen

by Anonymousreply 10October 3, 2022 4:35 PM

He looks like a Ftm tranny.

by Anonymousreply 11October 3, 2022 4:49 PM

Chasten Got a JOB!!!....As a "communications director"....Someone is on the payroll to do NOTHING...I hope this fake job doesn't take time out from Chazzys time with the Hooterville Twins..

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by Anonymousreply 12October 8, 2022 10:05 AM

So "amazing" how a man with NO work experience in years pulls in a job with a six figure salary. Substitute teachers everywhere want to know Chastens secret.

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by Anonymousreply 13October 8, 2022 10:11 AM

The secret is to get a self-loathing troll who stalks your husband over and over and over trolling him and your family day after day after day.

by Anonymousreply 14October 8, 2022 10:18 AM

support a closet case with political aspirations?

by Anonymousreply 15October 8, 2022 10:23 AM

Time has passed these two by. America no longer accepts two white, middle class, heteronormal Christians as the five of the gays. That image is not polygamous chestfeeders in Atlanta, pups in the streets of SF, and purple and green haired non-binaries in Maine trying to get professors fired. Also trans athletes. If Pete runs for anything after this administration ends in about 3 years he will be asked about those people and will have no safe or convincing position on then. Pete and Chasten are of the past.

by Anonymousreply 16October 8, 2022 10:24 AM

^ as the face of the gays

by Anonymousreply 17October 8, 2022 10:25 AM

R16 fingering himself again.

by Anonymousreply 18October 8, 2022 10:39 AM

And he better keep the weight off or else.

by Anonymousreply 19October 8, 2022 11:06 AM

Still fugly

by Anonymousreply 20October 8, 2022 11:10 AM

Still trolling. Do you have a life besides shitting on successful gay men?

by Anonymousreply 21October 8, 2022 11:11 AM

Still looks like a bobby light bulb with a dollop of hair and eyeglasses doodled onto it.

by Anonymousreply 22October 8, 2022 11:14 AM

Post your pics. Let's see what you've got.

by Anonymousreply 23October 8, 2022 11:17 AM

Pete is the one who glows.

by Anonymousreply 24October 8, 2022 11:34 AM

If you look at their picture objectively. They are a couple of goofy looking guys.

by Anonymousreply 25October 8, 2022 11:42 AM

I never got the fat part. Just looks like a totally normal midwestern guy

by Anonymousreply 26October 8, 2022 11:48 AM

He's a cute guy, but he would look much better if he'd get rid of those girly glasses and switch to a more masculine frame. Preferably something with a wire rim.

by Anonymousreply 27October 8, 2022 11:51 AM

[quote]he would look much better if he'd get rid of those girly glasses and switch to a more masculine frame.

They are very fucking Pearle Vision Center mall store 2 pairs for $99 with free eye exam.

by Anonymousreply 28October 8, 2022 11:56 AM

Chasten could be the nicest guy in the world, but he'd still get hated on by people for being gay and married to a politician.

by Anonymousreply 29October 8, 2022 12:07 PM

Chasten’s a homely goober but so what? She’s got a fake job and two kids to raise. She’s notionally married to a careercel fed natsec glowie op who’s rat-like face is paired with a rat-like soul. Pity her.

by Anonymousreply 30October 8, 2022 12:13 PM

“Oh, dear”-ing myself ^

by Anonymousreply 31October 8, 2022 12:13 PM

And his nipples are bigger and puffier than ever...

by Anonymousreply 32October 8, 2022 2:56 PM

R21 he is a successful opportunist

by Anonymousreply 33October 8, 2022 3:05 PM

R31, you should "oh, dear" yourself for more than that, Bernie Bro.

by Anonymousreply 34October 8, 2022 4:12 PM

Is her diet going to be in Woman’s Day?

by Anonymousreply 35October 8, 2022 4:14 PM

The Petey defender is so deeply, deeply elderly. All of the references are from 2016. Russian bots and BernieBros. Eat your pudding, gramps. You need to keep your hands busy.

by Anonymousreply 36October 8, 2022 4:22 PM

2 kewl!

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by Anonymousreply 37October 8, 2022 4:28 PM

Throwback: at the Invictus Game in Hague earlier this year

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by Anonymousreply 38October 8, 2022 4:32 PM

Invictus: Prince Harry’s pet project

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by Anonymousreply 39October 8, 2022 4:33 PM

Chasten might make a good DEI something or other.

by Anonymousreply 40October 8, 2022 4:57 PM

Maybe she’s knocked up again, she’s going to be the Ethel Kennedy of the 21st century.

by Anonymousreply 41October 8, 2022 5:01 PM

Pete and Chasten ----->>"We went to ZERO Pride Parades this year. Because Pete isn't on the ballot. But we love gays..Honest!!...As soon as Pete is on the ticket we will be back out to the Gay Bars and Parades!!" ............Pete is one of "THOSE" gays who is filled with snobbery and hates the average gays. He also looks like the gay who thinks AIDS is YOUR fault if you have it. Why should he give a damn......Those gays are out there......

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by Anonymousreply 42October 8, 2022 11:30 PM

This picture is exactly how I envision Pete "just going for a walk" at a gay park.Stain on his jeans that wasn't there wnen he started his walk.

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by Anonymousreply 43October 8, 2022 11:34 PM

Pete only visits on the weekend when he isn’t campaigning for president and now Chasten got a job. I wonder how Chasten’s parents feel about raising these two while the dads do something else.

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by Anonymousreply 44October 9, 2022 1:54 AM

The kids don't recognize Petey when they see him every other month; Petey can't tell them apart; Chasten's parents are raising the kids; and light bulb head Chasten now gets a job?! Is Petey a lizard person?

by Anonymousreply 45October 9, 2022 1:58 AM

Yes, we know, Pete Troll. You had to get your fix for today. Now take your meds.

by Anonymousreply 46October 9, 2022 2:04 AM

A shaming reference to psych drugs....once again, another outdated, age-betraying joke. Gramps, just stop! Use those arthritic fingers to click over to Jeopardy!

by Anonymousreply 47October 9, 2022 2:11 AM

You're trolling multiple threads multiple times again. You must be having another one of your notorious trolling fits. Always the same MO, Pete Troll. How long will it take for you to tire yourself out this time.

by Anonymousreply 48October 9, 2022 2:18 AM

Ah yes, disagreement in any form (in this case, mocking jokes) = trolling. A common, self-serving misunderstanding among the elderly, who would prefer to dismiss rather than argue viewpoints they don't like. But hey, I get it. You're tired, it's been a long life, and rebutting takes a lot longer than a handwave. Anyhow, don't you have a Medicare shuffle appointment to get to?

by Anonymousreply 49October 9, 2022 2:21 AM

That's all you got? "Petey" You're at the level of Trump with your childish nicknames and stereotypes. Go fuck yourself. You're shit. And you know that.

by Anonymousreply 50October 9, 2022 2:27 AM

Ah, well, there we are: I'm now Trumpian. I...think...that's your entire chamber emptied. I guess we'll go back to Putin references? Or will you nod off before then?

by Anonymousreply 51October 9, 2022 2:30 AM

Yes Pete Troll. You don't like Chasten because he's not man enough for you. You feel shame. And Pete isn't enough for you either. He brings you more shame. You've got problems that are too deep to fix. You'll never change. You're stuck, lashing out with impotent rage, as a troll. Just what you deserve.

by Anonymousreply 52October 9, 2022 2:34 AM

I think chasten has light bulb head but I think he’s actually quite charming in his way. Pete is vile inside and out. Your psychoanalysis is projection. You do not respond to anything I actually write but instead to what you overlay on to it. You are dim. You are scripted. You are old.

by Anonymousreply 53October 9, 2022 2:42 AM

Chasten worked for MONTHS as a substitute teacher. And that was years ago. And yet now he qualifies for a six figure job as a Communications Director? So much for Pete running around vilifying Washington "insiders" ....Little Petey is still running up taxpayers expenses with his travels...What is this? 32 trips THIS YEAR alone? Pete flies more often than some pilots...

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by Anonymousreply 54October 9, 2022 2:42 AM

They look happy together, I wish them both much love and joy as a couple, and with their children, a sweet Rainbow Family... :-)

by Anonymousreply 55October 9, 2022 2:44 AM

Poor triggered Pete Troll. You're on fire. Must have touched a nerve. Let's hope it's a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 56October 9, 2022 2:46 AM

Who’s wishing burns on whom? Who’s triggered?

by Anonymousreply 57October 9, 2022 2:49 AM

The Pete Troll, who is almost every single post on his thread. R1 through R13 to most of the others, culminating with the absolute, uncontrolled shit fit of R36, R38, R39, R40, R41, R32, R43, R44, R47, R49, R51, R53, R54. That obsessive thing is truly sick. Kill it with fire.

by Anonymousreply 58October 9, 2022 3:02 AM

lol that's simply not true. Way to waste time typing all that up, though. Spend some of your SS money on a membership and see how wrong you are, popop.

by Anonymousreply 59October 9, 2022 3:04 AM

The Pete Troll can't stop. Ever. That would mean being alone with his self loathing thoughts.

by Anonymousreply 60October 9, 2022 3:06 AM

So when you're not projecting you're deflecting. Another script. You are told, flatly, that your weird imaginary tally of posts is wrong. Instead of arguing or even just acknowledging that, you attempt to change the topic to my state of mind. Is this because you know you're wrong or just incipient dementia? Do you have trouble following Crossfire and reruns of the MacNeil/Lehrer Report, too?

by Anonymousreply 61October 9, 2022 3:14 AM

Dear Pete, I am sorry you hate your husband and the Hooterville Twins. Why do you feel entitled to get away from them under the guise of work? And why do taxpayers have to foot the bill? It is obvious you want to declare yourself the "Secretary of Transportation" who traveled the most across America. But that isn't your fucking job. Dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 62October 9, 2022 3:17 AM

You don't have any facts or make any sense. It's just "Petey" trolling shit. You have no worth. Then YOU project with all this stupid ageism crap. You know nothing and are not worthy of debate. You are shit.

by Anonymousreply 63October 9, 2022 3:18 AM

Strong arguments, r63. Very strong.

by Anonymousreply 64October 9, 2022 3:20 AM

Do they do threesomes?

by Anonymousreply 65October 9, 2022 3:21 AM

Triggered Pete Troll. Watch him run. Run little troll. Run.

by Anonymousreply 66October 9, 2022 3:22 AM

[quote] She’s notionally married to a careercel fed natsec glowie op

I don't understand this at all.

Does anyone here speak jive?

by Anonymousreply 67October 9, 2022 3:24 AM

Chasten would be cuter with an Eva Gabor wiglet bobby-pinned to his receding hairline.

by Anonymousreply 68October 9, 2022 3:26 AM

The Pete Troll doesn't have to make sense. It's all about a large VOLUME of shit.

by Anonymousreply 69October 9, 2022 3:26 AM

r67 coming through with the reference to Airplane!, a film that was released in....ready?....1980. You geezers never disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 70October 9, 2022 3:30 AM

Thread closed

by Anonymousreply 71October 9, 2022 3:32 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 72October 9, 2022 3:33 AM

I love a girleen

by Anonymousreply 73October 9, 2022 3:35 AM

You hate yourself.

by Anonymousreply 74October 9, 2022 3:36 AM

"you know the sex is good from Chasten Buttigieg’s face."

But in the same photo Pete is gazing away unsmilingly, seemingly thinking, "Is that all there is?".

by Anonymousreply 75October 9, 2022 3:43 AM

"Chasten? A JOB?.....I never thought I would see the day!!"------------Mother Buttigieg (who hates Chasten).

by Anonymousreply 76October 9, 2022 3:44 AM

Sounds to me like Pete got Chasten a job and is trying to get Chazzy set up for the "next phase" of his life = Single parenthood. No Joke. Biden seems hellbent on running for re-election and Pete sure ain't sticking out with Hillbilly Chaz for 4 more years.

by Anonymousreply 77October 9, 2022 3:55 AM

Christ, you are childish. It's a mania, you have no control, it controls you. What a strange fantasy you live in.

by Anonymousreply 78October 9, 2022 3:55 AM

I had no idea those babies were mixed. I guess I just never noticed. Chasten is still uninspiringly blah. I still say Pete has a hard hairy body and fucks like a demon. Light Bulb Head sure isnt bringing it out in him. She probably claims anal is "too painful". pete needs a real fag,not that boring out of the box chubette.

by Anonymousreply 79October 9, 2022 4:12 AM

Thread closed

by Anonymousreply 80October 9, 2022 4:23 AM

Chasten is a corn fed midwesterner. I think he looks a little better and slightly more masculine with a little more meat on him. Chasten looks smaller than Pete in OP's pics.

I was a huge Pete fan. I volunteered time, money, and was out in the field during the primaries. I was really disappointed he dropped out. Yes, he would have maybe been obliterated in the south, but we'll never know. He was on top and bailed out.

Since then, I have found him underwhelming. Maybe it's Biden's fog clouding his shine. I don't see Pete as being Presidential now, but who knows. Time will tell.

by Anonymousreply 81October 9, 2022 4:32 AM

Chasteen the Gurleen

by Anonymousreply 82October 9, 2022 4:50 AM

Yes, Pete Troll, we know Chasten threatens you.

by Anonymousreply 83October 9, 2022 4:51 AM

Light Bulb Head undoubtedly had the makings of a good parent. It’s really surprising that LBH is taking a make-work like rich ladies often do; didn’t seem his thing. I suspect glowie Petey wants a bit more dosh rolling in so he called the boys at McKinsey who called their people.

by Anonymousreply 84October 9, 2022 5:21 AM

It looks like Chasten sent the twins to DC to spend the weekend with their dad

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by Anonymousreply 85October 9, 2022 6:15 PM

Lis wrote that tweet.

by Anonymousreply 86October 9, 2022 6:37 PM

Smart Move = Pete is saving HIS sperm for his next husband and THEIR biological kids.

by Anonymousreply 87October 9, 2022 11:58 PM

Pete looks like he is one zipper away from scandal. Wait and See...He looks like the guy who cruises the Congressional Gym a lot. He is also into 20 something guys. That combo will be his downfall.

by Anonymousreply 88October 10, 2022 12:03 AM

Chassie is a nelly, verbal top. Pete is an insatiable, emo bottom.

by Anonymousreply 89October 10, 2022 12:19 AM

You're a comedian, R89? Chasten hasn't even topped a sundae.

by Anonymousreply 90October 10, 2022 1:16 AM

When Pete comes home, do you think he impregnates Chasten each time?

by Anonymousreply 91October 10, 2022 1:40 AM

Chasten likes toppings, not topping.

by Anonymousreply 92October 10, 2022 1:52 AM

He was unemployed for over two years. What a loser.

by Anonymousreply 93October 10, 2022 1:55 AM

Pete is getting primo dick and you can believe Chasten is too stupid to know it. Pete looks like the guy who tells Chasten he is too tired to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 94October 10, 2022 2:32 AM

Don’t talk like that about the mother of pete’s children! He waited until they turned one to get a job and is always at home waiting ready for him to come home

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by Anonymousreply 95October 10, 2022 2:53 AM

It looks like Pete took the twins back to DC as soon as they started walking. It make sense, now he can show them off while he’s campaigning.

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by Anonymousreply 96October 10, 2022 2:56 AM

Pete is asexual/careercel. Chasten is a prop, accepts that Pete has no interest in fucking, and thanks his pudgy stars every day for the arrangement he fatly fell into.

by Anonymousreply 97October 10, 2022 3:07 AM

R95 = Chasten has a tattoo!!...What a hick..

by Anonymousreply 98October 10, 2022 3:18 AM

He had gotten chubby, R26, but he's lost that weight and maybe a bit more. He looks very healthy now. The situation with the twins would put weight on many woman so with him having to handle the family stuff, the weight gain was not surprising.

by Anonymousreply 99October 10, 2022 3:27 AM

Chasten lost weight so he can campaign for Pete for President in 2024.

by Anonymousreply 100October 10, 2022 4:29 AM

Kill yourself.

by Anonymousreply 101October 10, 2022 4:58 AM

He looks unfuckable....seriously!

by Anonymousreply 102October 10, 2022 10:14 AM

Pete, being Maltese (Sicilian and Arab) is probably hung like a mule.

by Anonymousreply 103October 10, 2022 12:12 PM

Why do you think it took Pete so long to find a man? 9 out of ten gay men are bottoms. He's a $ugardaddy bottom.

by Anonymousreply 104October 10, 2022 4:45 PM

If Chasten discovers Pete js cheating, he’s going to go full Betty Broderick on Pete AND the bimbo twink he’s pounding.

by Anonymousreply 105October 10, 2022 5:14 PM

It didn’t take Pete long to find a man. Pete and Chasten met (in August) 2 months after Pete came out and they were living together by January.

by Anonymousreply 106October 10, 2022 5:16 PM

Billy Jean King is channeling Diane Feinstein

by Anonymousreply 107October 10, 2022 5:18 PM

Why would Chasten be mad if Pete ever cheats of him? In a divorce, he will get to get a quite life without dealing with the politician shit in their 400K lake house in michigan to raise the kids, two child support checks and an alimony check

by Anonymousreply 108October 10, 2022 5:20 PM

🍼👀

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by Anonymousreply 109October 10, 2022 5:32 PM

In related news somebody described LPSG as "gay incel central" and I think we now have an official slogan for Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 110October 10, 2022 5:41 PM

Nah, but for real, he needs to lose those glasses.

Round frames rarely work.

by Anonymousreply 111October 10, 2022 5:43 PM

I agree with others, as very unlikely as it seems, I have a feeling that Chasten is the top. I've met guys like Chasten who seemed like total bottoms but were the big dicked top. My guess is he is more hung than Pete as well just based on body type. My gut instincts are usually right about this.

by Anonymousreply 112October 10, 2022 7:05 PM

This is how Chasten “earned” this job.

Pete comes home from a long day, and there’s Chasten, in a housecoat and curlers, baby hanging out of each tit.

The babies have been teething and they’ve done nothing but scream all day. The only thing keeping Chasten from jumping off the roof is her valium, her boxed wine and Days of Our Lives on Peacock.

Chasten brings Pete a burned HungryMan dinner and immediately starts whining about needing a new station wagon and a second honeymoon.

Chasten starts crying and tells Pete she’s fat, undesirable (Chasten KNOWS that Trace, the ex-college quarterback Pete has as his “scheduler,” wants her husband), and “losing herself in these kids.”

Pete, exasperated, and thinking about the shoulder rub his other“assistant” Colton (a former Notre Dame wrestler) gave him earlier, suggests that Chasten do something for herself and get a fucking job.

Chasten replies she can’t go back to Starbucks as a barista, she is a Washington wife. Pete promises to make a few calls tomorrow to help her interview.

And now Chasten is a PR maven.

by Anonymousreply 113October 10, 2022 7:21 PM

Christ, @113 😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 114October 10, 2022 7:29 PM

Do we think she keeps her coke bottles on while Pete’s puny cocklette rams his bussy?

by Anonymousreply 115October 10, 2022 7:29 PM

Has Chasten savored Pete's load? Will he spill the details of its taste,consistency and volume in a future memoir?

by Anonymousreply 116October 11, 2022 3:17 AM

I should've killed myself when he put it in me. After the first time, before we were married, Pete promised never again. He promised, and I believed him. But sin never dies. Sin never dies. At first, it was all right. We lived sinlessly. We slept in the same bed, but we never did it. And then, that night, I saw him looking down at me that way. We got down on our knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me.

by Anonymousreply 117October 11, 2022 3:23 AM

Chasten accused an ex (a person of color) of abuse.........RUN PETE..RUN......I cannot wait to see how your 94 percent WHITE Michigan Town rallies around you because the Black Community will rip you to shreds like they did in 2020. My full time job will be Pete Memes..Run Pete!!...Announce NOW!!

by Anonymousreply 118October 11, 2022 3:24 AM

R117 = Just stop with the stupid lame fiction. dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 119October 11, 2022 3:25 AM

Watch out, R118. The triggered Petey fan is going to be telling you to kill yourself, then telling you you're Trumpy, then tellingnen you're self-loathing, then calling you dumb neener neener. He doesn't like it when people make fun of his precious. That may be him revving up at r119, actually. Hi gramps!

by Anonymousreply 120October 11, 2022 3:26 AM

Last year, Chasten bumped into jon Ossoff after Pete runs off into the night, fed up with the ball and chain’s nagging .

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by Anonymousreply 121October 11, 2022 3:34 AM

You're not Trumpies, R118 and R120. You're perpetual losers of the "progressive" variety. You hate that Pete appeals to a broader sector of the population than Warren, Sanders and others who will never be president.

by Anonymousreply 122October 11, 2022 3:34 AM

Hi grandad! Love you!

by Anonymousreply 123October 11, 2022 3:47 AM

R119, that ain’t fan fiction…

by Anonymousreply 124October 11, 2022 3:53 AM

Never have two marginal basic Hillbillies gone so far....I anxiously await the inevitable scandal and/or Petes next losing election.

by Anonymousreply 125October 11, 2022 9:11 AM

Pete is not a hillbilly. His father was a college professor and he's an "ethnic" and was raised Catholic.

Chasten on the other hand...that's Breakfast at Tiffany material.

by Anonymousreply 126October 11, 2022 9:58 AM

All of the politicians' wives laugh behind Chasten's back, not because he's gay, but because he is such a loser.

by Anonymousreply 127October 11, 2022 10:04 AM

I think Pete has decided to ditch one of the rented babies 👶. Too much work on the campaign trail. Up for adoption!

by Anonymousreply 128October 11, 2022 12:02 PM

Chasten is also back in DC. I’m sure Chasten’s mom is grateful she doesn’t have to play mom anymore with her grandchildren.

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by Anonymousreply 129October 12, 2022 12:00 AM

^Obsessed stalker who MUST observe every movement. The power of Chasten compels you. Pathetic troll.

by Anonymousreply 130October 12, 2022 12:08 AM

Chasten needed her Wine Time with her girls, r129; to scrapbook, complain about husbands and discuss their latest finds at Nordstrom Rack.

by Anonymousreply 131October 12, 2022 12:39 AM

what a hideous couple

by Anonymousreply 132October 12, 2022 12:41 AM

[quote]Chasten on the other hand...that's Breakfast at Tiffany material.

Someone tell Peter that: he bought my engagement ring at Marshalls.

by Anonymousreply 133October 12, 2022 12:47 AM

Poor Chastity! You gals can be so cruel!

by Anonymousreply 134October 12, 2022 12:58 AM

The twins are already walking and ready to be in papa’s next campaign for president

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by Anonymousreply 135October 12, 2022 7:49 PM

Go to Chasten’s instagram and he always only posts pictures of his son, there’s barely pics of Penelope. I really expected him to bond more with his daughter but Gus is truly the apple of his eye.

by Anonymousreply 136October 12, 2022 7:55 PM

Secretary of TRAVEL Pete continues to get away from Chasten this week and avoid working in his office. Your turn South Carolina. Four Star Hotels in the area are excited for Buttigiegs taxpayer funded arrival.

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by Anonymousreply 137October 13, 2022 2:17 AM

Feel better?

by Anonymousreply 138October 13, 2022 2:21 AM

R138 = 100 years old

by Anonymousreply 139October 13, 2022 2:37 AM

Of course the light bulb head is “radiant”.

by Anonymousreply 140October 13, 2022 2:38 AM

Stereotypical gay pointless bitchery on this thread

by Anonymousreply 141October 13, 2022 2:43 AM

Chasten calls Pete at 11pm to say goodnight and tell him he loves him. The phone goes to voicemail, repeatedly.

Tears falling on her cold cream slathered face, Mrs.Buttigieg pulls up Find My Friends and discovers her beloved turned off location sharing two hours ago, right in front of a Charleston gay bar.

“He’s there with that intern Felipe, the one that was on the college swim team with the bouncy ass,” Mrs.Buttigieg frets.

She knows her whining, her weight gain, her hysterical outbursts and the shrieking babies are driving her husband away.

But she can’t help it! He doesn’t appreciate that Chasten gave up her career as a Starbucks Barista/substitute teacher to support her man. She HUMANIZES her automaton husband, and if SHE hadn’t participated in those delicious potlucks and fun white people flash mobs, HE would have sunk without a trace in Iowa.

.But she made him seem warm and got him to first place in the caucus. She had to get extra Secret Service protection after Amy Klobuchar threatened to “teach those faggots a lesson!”

And what thanks does she get? Peter rearranging the guts of some college swimmer.

She cries alone and texts Peter that she is going to bed and they will discuss this lack of communication tomorrow.

But first, Chasten has a date with Dr.Marlena Evans on Peacock and a quart of Ben and Jerry’s Americone Dream to devour first.

by Anonymousreply 142October 13, 2022 3:10 AM

👎 ugh

by Anonymousreply 143October 13, 2022 3:14 AM

A shame Petes travel "friend" = Hot Blonde Guy = has to stay on the bus now. It was becoming obvious he was traveling with Pete. PHOTO = Pete with his Boss.

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by Anonymousreply 144October 13, 2022 3:19 AM

Chasten to Pete, weekly: “Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Do you even SEE ME?!” *collapses off FaceTime in a gale of tears*

by Anonymousreply 145October 13, 2022 3:34 AM

^That's what you tell yourself. How much of your life have you wasted on this? Must be strange to be controlled by Pete Buttigieg.

by Anonymousreply 146October 13, 2022 3:36 AM

I wonder how Chasten acquits himself among those vicious DuPont Circle queens.

by Anonymousreply 147October 13, 2022 3:39 AM

We wonder how you haven't blown your brains out.

by Anonymousreply 148October 13, 2022 3:40 AM

R148’s elderly vile obsession with his “enemies’” suicide is an amusing motif in these threads. No one can mock the precious Petey! No one!!

by Anonymousreply 149October 13, 2022 3:52 AM

You mock yourself.

by Anonymousreply 150October 13, 2022 3:57 AM

Ooh what a zinger! Did they call that moxie in the 20s? Did I use that word correctly? Is that piss-n-vinegar, peepaw?

by Anonymousreply 151October 13, 2022 3:59 AM

They met on Craigslist. And worse? The GOP already knows it. And Chasten isn't the only person Pete met on CL. Petes "friend" from Indianapolis is waiting for his closeup. Wait and See.

by Anonymousreply 152October 13, 2022 3:59 AM

Shit just falls out of your asshole.

by Anonymousreply 153October 13, 2022 4:01 AM

R153, aka popop, that doesn’t parse. Where should it come from? Does it come out of your mouth, or some other orifice? What are you trying to say? Are you sundowning?

by Anonymousreply 154October 13, 2022 4:03 AM

Why did Chasten have to turn the twins into social media props? Honestly.? So fucking transparent.

by Anonymousreply 155October 13, 2022 4:22 AM

I just watched an event (lesbians who tech panel) with Chasten and he said he’s got a personal trainer and that he would like more kids

by Anonymousreply 156October 13, 2022 10:45 PM

Poor Chasten. She takes Zumba aerobic classes, takes the babies to Mommy and me classes, has shiplapped the fuck out of their home like her hero Joanna Gaines, has worked her fat ass off to be the best fucking hostess in Georgetown and makes the best goddamn casserole in the DMV.

And for what-so her husband can traipse around hunting for twinks with tight asses to fuck, while she has screaming children hanging out of her saggy tits??

by Anonymousreply 157October 13, 2022 11:04 PM

Chasten said they will probably have another child so get ready for another paternity leave lol

by Anonymousreply 158October 14, 2022 2:07 AM

The maternal instinct is strong in Mama Chas!

by Anonymousreply 159October 14, 2022 2:25 AM

Chas needs to work on those pre-school applications ASAP.

by Anonymousreply 160October 14, 2022 3:01 AM

Chasten is going to need a mommy makeover if she starts shooting more babies out of her pussy. Those cunt flaps are going to be so stretched out she will be able to use them as a belt.

by Anonymousreply 161October 14, 2022 3:16 AM

Summary 1. They will probably have one more child at least 2. He basically confirmed that pete sees the kids not that much but when he sees them he tries to get quality time with them (playing reading etc no cellphones) 3. Chasten’s got a personal trainer and goes to therapy 4. He said basically that he’s not ready for another presidential run anytime soon 5. My opinion: His son is the apple of his eye, he can’t stop talking about him. idk what the girl did for him not to like her that much lol

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He also said that an unnamed newspaper tried to pay a neighbour to use their backyard right after the twins were born to try to get pictures but the neighbour knew his uncle so he talked to his uncle and said he’s got their back so he kicked out the journalist.

by Anonymousreply 163October 14, 2022 4:15 AM

R162 = Chasten is exhausting. He actually believes his relevance. Uneducated Hillbilly. If it wasn't for Pete, Chasten would be making chalupas at Taco Bell.

by Anonymousreply 164October 14, 2022 4:24 AM

Like you do?

by Anonymousreply 165October 14, 2022 4:25 AM

Wow, you liked your own post again, instantly. Again. Feel good?

by Anonymousreply 166October 14, 2022 4:32 AM

He looks like a half-deflated helium balloon with gerbil teeth.

by Anonymousreply 167October 14, 2022 6:03 AM

Question: Chasten mentioned as well that they had about 5 adoptions fall through before they finally got the twins. Is that normal or is it too much?

by Anonymousreply 168October 14, 2022 9:29 AM

R168 = Chasten lies almost as much as Pete does.

by Anonymousreply 169October 14, 2022 9:42 AM

What do Pete and Chastity even talk about? Intellectually, they're miles apart.

by Anonymousreply 170October 14, 2022 3:18 PM

They don’t talk, that’s why Chasten wants more children.

by Anonymousreply 171October 14, 2022 4:45 PM

Give us more stories of Chastity's domestic melodramas!

by Anonymousreply 172October 14, 2022 5:00 PM

Chasten paces the floor back and forth in her pajamas. It is 2am. She is wearing the “His and Hers” pajamas she bought for the Buttigieg’s 2019 Christmas Card, along with matching ones for the dogs.

Peter was supposed to return from his infrastructure trip to Palm Springs 4 days ago, but he said he had “urgent tasks that were weighty and needed his immediate attention, “ so he had to stay on to meet with Will Rollins to finish this girthy project.

And it isn’t Peter’s fault that the hotel couldn’t extend Peter’s stay, and the only bed left in town was at a clothing optional gay resort. The GayVNs are this weekend so every porn whore has come to the Coachella Valley.

Chasten, on the surface, trusts her man, but she can’t help but wonder-why didn’t Peter’s assistants Trace, Colton and Felipe know this and plan accordingly? And why do these three need to go on this trip? And why did he overhear Peter telling one of them on the phone to wear the pink jockstrap and wax his bussy? Those tramps would love to get her man. When Peter returns she will make him fire those sluts and replace them with handsome women in slacks.

Chasten knows this is suspicious, but she has no recourse-she can’t go back to the service sector, she loves her Home Goods shopping sprees too much.

So like Rose Kennedy, Chasten knows she must endure her philandering husband to keep the house and the “Love You to the Moon and Back” prints.

Still, it’s depressing. And when Chasten gets depressed, she raids the fridge.

She made peanut butter balls last night for tomorrow’s book club. This is an emotional emergency, however. So Chasten shoves the whole tray of peanut butter balls down her throat, vowing to stop at Whole Foods for a cake instead tomorrow. For now, the peanut butter balls will have to comfort her as her tears over her philandering husband drop to the kitchen counter.

by Anonymousreply 173October 14, 2022 8:06 PM

Sad obsessed troll. ^Fantasy stories to make Pete Troll feel better about himself.

by Anonymousreply 174October 14, 2022 8:11 PM

Thank you, R173, that is just what the doctor ordered!

by Anonymousreply 175October 14, 2022 9:31 PM

Everybody likes him more that Kamala lol

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by Anonymousreply 176October 16, 2022 4:09 PM

Ouch!

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Billie Jean King is turning into Prue Leith.

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by Anonymousreply 178October 16, 2022 4:18 PM

When can kids switch to formula? I’m getting chewed up!

by Anonymousreply 179October 16, 2022 5:33 PM

I am still not interested in him.

by Anonymousreply 180October 16, 2022 5:36 PM

And that article was so bitter about Buttigieg being more popular, R176. You know the idiot who wrote it really thinks Harris deserves to be more popular.

by Anonymousreply 181October 16, 2022 5:37 PM

Chasten is at her wit’s end. The nanny was poached by Jen Psaki, the maid quit and said she was tired of picking up empty containers of ice cream in the master bedroom when Mister Peter was on one of his trips.

Chasten hasn’t had time to interview replacements, she’s been too busy dealing with these screaming babies sucking her tits. ALONE.

Chasten is in her ratty housecoat that’s covered in baby spew, curlers in her hair, when the doorbell rings.

It’s that cunt, Sally Quinn, dressed to the nines, unannounced.

Chasten had tried to befriend Sally when they first moved to DC, in the hopes that Sally would show her the ropes and help Chasten become one of the top DC hostesses.

That ended soon after they met, however, when the Buttigieges were at a party at Sally Quinns, and Chasten overheard Sally saying nasty things about her to Andrea Mitchell.

The words Sally said stung, as did Andrea’s cackle-“Andrea, you have to see this fairy he married, she’s so provincial and dull, a housewife from South Bend who just wanted to swap recipes.”

Chasten wasn’t expecting this old crone and she knows Sally is going to tell all of Georgetown about how she looks. Sighing, Chasten opens the door.

“Chasten, don’t you look…domestic,” Sally says to her, looking over her shoulder at the mess and the screaming babies.

“Hello Sally,” Chasten says icily.

“One usually moves from a housecoat into more presentable attire by 2pm….regardless I thought you should know I was on M Street and I saw your husband at a very…intimate lunch with one of his assistants. The strapping young lad was feeding Peter and holding his hand, out in public! “

“As a friend, I thought you should know, your husband needs to be discreet. Call me and let’s get a glass of wine together. Bye!!”

Sally leaves after dropping this nuclear bomb in Chasten’s lap.

Chasten is going to confront her husband, she has been embarrassed by Peter for the last time.

Chasten goes upstairs to quickly change, she is going to DOT with the babies and is going to confront her husband and these sleazy tramps that work for him.

by Anonymousreply 182October 16, 2022 7:02 PM

Chastity would definitely call him "Peter". Spot on!

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Chasten exited Starbucks with her Pumpkin Spice Latte (she LOVES Pumpkin Spice Season) and got into her car- a beaten up Subaru Outback with 300,000 miles and a “practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty” bumper sticker on the back. She’s told Peter repeatedly they need to replace it and he blows her off.

As she puts the key in the ignition she looks up and sees Peter exiting the gym next to Starbucks with his “assistant” Colton. Colton’s magnificent chest is hidden by an extremely tight muscle slut shirt, and his toned legs are on display in those short shorts. Chasten once had beautiful tits, but these suckling babies and full fat dairy products have made them a memory.

In contrast to Colton, her husband looks positively rodentlike, with his spindly hairy legs and small chest hidden by a Human Rights Campaign T-shirt. “Peter may look like a weasel, but Peter is MY weasel,” Chasten thinks.

Once again, Chasten must take matters into her own hands. Inspired by a combination of the Brene Brown podcast she had on earlier, and from watching Fried Green Tomatoes again the other night, Chasten decides to handle this situation like a girl boss.

She rams the Outback repeatedly into the back of Colton’s Wrangler.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING OLD LADY!” Colton screams.

“Chasten, what is going on?” says her beloved.

“I am saving our marriage, Peter,” says Chasten, and with that she throws her pumpkin spice latte in Colton’s face.

“STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND, TWUNK!” says Chasten, and with that drives off in the damaged Outback

Chasten drives through her tears, then pulls over and pulls herself together. She lost her pumpkin spice in the melee. She will have to find another Starbucks.

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[quote] Inspired by a combination of the Brene Brown podcast she had on earlier

Chasten definitely listens to Brené Brown podcasts.

by Anonymousreply 231October 16, 2022 10:55 PM

You cunts are so ludicrously jealous of this boy.

Is he really worth it?

by Anonymousreply 232October 16, 2022 10:57 PM

What's with all those empty/deleted posts?

by Anonymousreply 233October 18, 2022 3:03 PM

R223, the ancient Precious Petey supporter is trying to fill up the thread because it’s not reverential enough for him. You know, censorship.

by Anonymousreply 234October 18, 2022 3:55 PM

Where should poor Chasten’s next melodrama occur? Preschool? In front of a church? Cocktail reception at the White House?

Chasten just gives off the vibe of a long suffering soap opera heroine.

by Anonymousreply 235October 18, 2022 6:48 PM

How about a blowout at a scrapbooking group? Chasten loses it on Cindy for using his fabric scissors on paper but it’s not about what it’s about (His hubby fucking every hole in town but his).

by Anonymousreply 236October 18, 2022 7:11 PM

Chasten been so stressed out over Pete’s gallivanting his milk’s done dried up!

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Chasten had just exited the shower and was getting ready for her Ladies Book Club (they are rereading Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants). Reaching into her underwear drawer, she found a pink Aussiebum jockstrap atop her Ladies Fruit of the Looms.

She pulls them out and looks quizzically at them. Chasten’s casserole/cornfed ass is an XL. These are a medium.

Confused, she picks up the jockstrap and goes looking for their new housekeeper, Hortencia.

“Hortencia, these were in my panty drawer! Where did they come from?”

Hortencia gulps, and says “Miss Chasten, I found those pantaletas in your bed. I thought they belonged to you or Mister Peter.”

Chasten is shattered, but breaks into her biggest Midwest smile and says “thank you Hortencia.”

Peter comes home late from his infrastructure trip. Chasten heats a Lean Cuisine and serves him, handing her husband the jockstrap with his fork.

“What is this?” says Peter nervously.

Chasten gives him the steely look he’d give a challenging Starbucks customer and says, “Oh could you find out who owns those? Hortencia found them in our bed and they’re not my size. By the way, you are buying me a new minivan tomorrow.”

Peter is slack jawed. He underestimated his naive wife and meekly says “yes dear.” A divorce and cheating scandal won’t play in Iowa.

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Chasten had just exited the shower and was getting ready for her Ladies Book Club (they are rereading Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants). Reaching into her underwear drawer, she found a pink Aussiebum jockstrap atop her Ladies Fruit of the Looms.

She pulls them out and looks quizzically at them. Chasten’s casserole/cornfed ass is an XL. These are a medium.

Confused, she picks up the jockstrap and goes looking for their new housekeeper, Hortencia.

“Hortencia, these were in my panty drawer! Where did they come from?”

Hortencia gulps, and says “Miss Chasten, I found those pantaletas in your bed. I thought they belonged to you or Mister Peter.”

Chasten is shattered, but breaks into her biggest Midwest smile and says “thank you Hortencia.”

Peter comes home late from his infrastructure trip. Chasten heats a Lean Cuisine and serves him, handing her husband the jockstrap with his fork.

“What is this?” says Peter nervously.

Chasten gives him the steely look he’d give a challenging Starbucks customer and says, “Oh could you find out who owns those? Hortencia found them in our bed and they’re not my size. By the way, you are buying me a new minivan tomorrow.”

Peter is slack jawed. He underestimated his naive wife and meekly says “yes dear.” A divorce and cheating scandal won’t play in Iowa.

by Anonymousreply 268October 18, 2022 9:39 PM

Triggered Pete Troll shows his infected ass! Hey Petey! Have more SHIT for DL? SHIT AWAY!

by Anonymousreply 269October 18, 2022 9:41 PM

Awwwwwww, and there he goes, liking his own troll posts AGAIN. What a fucking infected cunt.

by Anonymousreply 270October 18, 2022 9:46 PM

The twins are already ready for campaign season

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by Anonymousreply 271October 27, 2022 6:38 PM

I wanna hear more from R268 about Chastity's new minivan!

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I want to hear about OP's infected asshole!

by Anonymousreply 273October 27, 2022 7:50 PM

Them chillrun sho is ugly !!!

by Anonymousreply 274October 27, 2022 9:22 PM

Poor Pete Troll, triggered again.

by Anonymousreply 275October 27, 2022 9:23 PM

Fuck Petey

by Anonymousreply 276October 27, 2022 10:41 PM

Sure, he's more than qualified to be a director of communications. His campaigning style had people eating out of the palm of his hand. It was phenomenal to follow on social media. Just watch when he campaigns for Pete's next, if you don't believe me.

Only thing is, I don't think you can really teach this sort of thing. You either have it or you don't. But I'm sure he'll pick up some tips in a work and office environment.

by Anonymousreply 277October 27, 2022 11:01 PM

Peter called Chasten to tell her he had to work late again another girthy project. Wanting to surprise her poor overworked husband, Chasten had whipped up her award winning Cincinnati Chili and headed down to DOT in the new Chrysler Pacifica Peter bought her after the unfortunate panty incident.

Chasten arrived at DOT and stopped to say hello to the elderly guard, Roy, who had worked there since the 70s. Roy was so sweet to Chasten and the babies, once giving Chasten a handkerchief to wipe the baby spew off his JCrew shirt when they spit up after breast feeding.

Knowing Roy would be working, Chasten quickly whipped up some snickerdoodle cookies for him. “Hi Roy,” said Chasten, flashing her Midwest Nice smile.

“Mrs.Buttigieg!, said Roy nervously. “Does Mr.Buttigieg know you are coming?”

“It’s a secret Roy,” said Chasten, putting her fat finger up to her mouth. “He’s been working so hard, I want to surprise him with dinner,” lifting the Tupperware container she was holding up to her sagging breasts.

“Oh ok, I hope he knows what a good wife he has,” Roy said nervously as Chasten beamed and Roy turned the elevator on for her. “Good night,” Roy said, waving, as he returned to his desk and submitted his transfer to the Department of Energy.

Chasten got out of the elevator and walked to her husband’s office, seeing a light on. She hears another person in the office with her husband.

Chasten knocks and opens the door, and finds her spindly husband in his starched white boxers, and that trollop Trace in a pair of AussieBum briefs, knee socks and a baseball cap. Trace was on his back on her beloved’s desk.

“WHAT IS GOING ON PETER!?!?!” said Chasten, still holding the Tupperware.

“Chasten! Honey, Trace said he had wrestled at school and I was showing him some tricks I learned in Afghanistan.”

Sobbing, Chasten slaps her husband across the face.

“DON’T LIE TO ME PETER. AND AS FOR YOU,” Chasten says to Trace, “STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND, SLUT.”

With that, Chasten opens the Tupperware container and dumps it over Trace’s head.

“EWW CARBS,” screams Trace.

Chasten flounces out and runs to the minivan. She’s driving her fat ass to Giant and getting 3 containers of Breyer’s Ice Cream, a tub of chocolate chip cookie dough, a tub of Cool Whip and someone Franzia to wash it down. She will eat herself into oblivion tonight.

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"EWW CARBS,” screams Trace.

😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 279October 28, 2022 7:51 AM

Brilliant, R278!

by Anonymousreply 280October 28, 2022 2:34 PM

R44 Far from the first gay male couple I've seen where one of the grandmothers is their children's main caregiver. I would go so far as to say it's common. This doesn't seem to happen with lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 281November 4, 2022 7:45 PM

Fuck Petey

by Anonymousreply 282November 12, 2022 7:52 PM

Now if only Chasten could get a head transplant, he'd be perfect!

by Anonymousreply 283November 12, 2022 7:58 PM

Got to give him credit, DL said he would never be slim again.

by Anonymousreply 284November 15, 2022 3:12 AM

He worked off the post-pregnancy weight by going to the DC Steam Rooms and Bath Houses.

Every night.

by Anonymousreply 285November 15, 2022 3:14 AM

For his protein shakes.

by Anonymousreply 286November 15, 2022 12:24 PM

Those Mommy and Me Pilates classes have paid off!

by Anonymousreply 287November 15, 2022 12:34 PM

Is Chasteen a member of La Leche League?

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Chasten exited the shower and gazed at her body.

The stretch marks, the eggplant shaped torso, the engorged yet droopy breasts—all signs of putting her needs last in favor of being the best DC wife and mother since Ethel Kennedy. At least her ass is still round and voluptuous. Peter used to love her fat ass, she used to be the one posing in slutty underwear on Peter’s desk. Now, his attention is with those sluts Felipe, Trace and Colton, whom Peter refuses to fire.

“Honey, a man needs to let off steam with his buddies sometime,” said Peter, after the unfortunate casserole incident. To make up for that dust up, Peter bought her this beautiful MacKenzie Childs teapot in the link below.

But Chasten doesn’t want a minivan or tasteful decor, she wants her man to look at her with desire!

“Time for self care,” thought Chasten, and with that drove to the gym to get a trainer. Mommy and Me classes and occasional Peloton rides are no longer enough. She needs it right and tight to keep twunk sluts off her husband and keep him on her.

Chasten signed up for a personal trainer, and the gym manager, a former Midwesterner (like Chasten!) named Karen, said, “I know the perfect trainer for you. “ Calling him, Karen said, ‘Marco, could you come meet your new client?’”

“Si, Karen?” Marco came to Karen’s office and Chasten was thunderstruck by his beautiful body, piercing eyes and perfect face.

“Marco, ,this is Mrs.Chasten Buttigieg, your new client.”

Marco took Chasten’s fat meat hook of a hand and kissed it. “Signora Buttigieg , charmed.”

Chasten gulped and was beet red, “likewise, I will see you Monday.” With that, Chasten left the gym for a Home Goods run.

“Fucking moron,” said Karen in her St.Paul accent. “Marco, give him the full Lindsey Graham.” Marci left and Karen made a call to an old friend.

“He fell for it Amy,” said Karen to the senior Senator from Minnesota.

Amy Klobuchar cackled, and said “those two fags will be too busy fighting over their dildo collection in divorce court to fuck with me in Iowa in ‘24,” then she threw her Cobb salad at that cunt of an intern-she specifically said no bleu cheese.

Meanwhile, at the Buttigieges Chasten lay in her Lush Bath Bombed tub and furiously fingered her pussy thinking of Marco and his hands.

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Peter needs to buy the Mrs. tickets to Taylor Swift,

She does so much and never ever complains or whines or demands.

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She is overworked and underpaid! This is why she is a great campaigner..

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by Anonymousreply 291November 16, 2022 11:02 PM

I like him. Fuck off everyone else.

by Anonymousreply 292November 16, 2022 11:04 PM

It's really just one OCD troll. The same things it posts. Over and over. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 293November 16, 2022 11:08 PM

I understand when people don't find Chasten that interesting or enticing. But this vitriol some are spewing here - I don't get it. It's not that he is seeking world domination, that he is corrupt or trying to steal babies. He is just there. That hate here is quite childish, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 294November 17, 2022 12:45 AM

R294 Chasten B is happy and living the life he wants.

That makes him the enemy of DL. The bitter old cunts on this site have no such luck in their lives, so they have to tear down anyone who wakes up in the morning with a smile.

by Anonymousreply 295November 17, 2022 12:53 AM

Those damn log cabinettes and their jealousy. Way outdoes their dance routine.

by Anonymousreply 296November 17, 2022 12:55 AM

Rofl R289!

That was fucking BRILLIANT!!!

I thought that Datalounge writing talent was dead and gone, but that was an absolute masterpiece.

by Anonymousreply 297November 17, 2022 2:37 AM

[quote]”Marco, give him the full Lindsey Graham.”

Whatever that is, it doesn’t seem to get LG in shape. Her slumpy posture, puffiness, pudginess, and too-many-drinky-poos face, doesn’t show frequent workouts.

by Anonymousreply 298November 17, 2022 2:39 AM

[quote] Amy Klobuchar cackled, and said “those two fags will be too busy fighting over their dildo collection in divorce court to fuck with me in Iowa in ‘24,” then she threw her Cobb salad at that cunt of an intern-she specifically said no bleu cheese.

Did she run out of staplers to hurl at her staff?

by Anonymousreply 299November 17, 2022 2:42 AM

Have Chasten’s childbirthing perineal lacerations healed?

by Anonymousreply 300November 17, 2022 3:00 AM

I don’t think anyone particularly dislikes chastity. He’s just…humorous. The name, the lightbulb head, the gendered nature of his marriage and fake job….it’s funny.

by Anonymousreply 301November 17, 2022 3:38 AM

Tucker is mad that pete took so long to come out

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Average White Old Man.

by Anonymousreply 303November 24, 2022 2:12 AM

Chasten can finally put away the maternity clothes.

by Anonymousreply 304November 24, 2022 2:22 AM

And you can finally fuck yourself.

by Anonymousreply 305November 24, 2022 2:23 AM

[quote] Chasten Has Lost The Baby Weight!

Now all he needs is a head transplant, and he'll be perfect!

by Anonymousreply 306November 24, 2022 2:36 AM

Ah. The Wandering Troll. Hi there.....more shit?

by Anonymousreply 307November 24, 2022 2:43 AM

I know it goes without saying at this point but tucker Carlson is an asshole. Pete came out to the public in the midst of his 2015 reelection campaign, and won with 80% of the vote. He was 33 years old at the time.

by Anonymousreply 308November 24, 2022 2:49 AM

Petey's coming out is a lie as he is asexual. It is all fabrication. Chasten is along for the ride, the kids, the SUV, the mcmansion, and the fake girl job.

by Anonymousreply 309November 24, 2022 3:11 AM

cute new pic of pete and the twins

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by Anonymousreply 310November 25, 2022 7:24 AM

R310 America is going to go even more nuts when they realize those kids are biracial AND being raised by queers.

by Anonymousreply 311November 26, 2022 2:19 AM

What seems to be coming more and more bizarre here, is the shallow attitude of gay men that because Chasten isn't a candidate for modeling contracts, he has latched himself on onto Pete in a selfish way. If you actually read Chasten's book, you'd realize that it was Pete who was enamored of him rather than the other way around at first.

As for asexual, don't you think it would be easier for someone to pretend to be straight then go out on a limb in a same-sex relationship?

by Anonymousreply 312November 26, 2022 2:27 AM

R312 They're just jealous old queens.

Pete - and Chasten, too - has already done more with his life than many of them ever could or ever will. He's smarter than they are. He's more accomplished than they are. He's more visible and respected than they are. And he's happily married, too.

They're not happy that "one of us" is breaking through and changing America for the better. They're bitter and black-hearted because they can't bear to see someone else succeed where they failed.

by Anonymousreply 313November 26, 2022 2:30 AM

R313, I'm quite proud to NOT be a glowie fed, which is the "accomplishment" from which all of Petey's current circumstances springs. He's a vile, implicated natsec op. Thankfully he's too boring to do anything with it. His apex was the day he swore into his current office.

by Anonymousreply 314November 26, 2022 2:46 AM

Chasten is funny and kind and sweet. I guess keep going after rough trade dickheads and see where it gets you. I like a BDF Midwestern boy who can literally talk you all to sauce

by Anonymousreply 315November 26, 2022 3:07 AM

Chasten sat in her scrapbooking room, shoveling spoonfuls of pumpkin pie into her mouth to deaden the pain.

Mother Buttigieg came to visit for Thanksgiving. She has NEVER liked or appreciated Chasten or the hours of work it takes to humanize Peter to make her rodentlike homosexual son palatable for Middle America.

Mother B is the master of passive aggressive digs at Chasten in front of Peter about his wife’s clothes/weight/parental choices/interior design. Chasten has tried to laugh it off, but Mother B went too far tonight.

Chasten and Peter were eating Thanksgiving dinner with Mother Buttigieg; Chasten had the babies latched on her tits. This vision of family and domesticity was shattered when Mother Buttigieg brought up Peter’s high school girlfriend.

“Peter, Melissa has returned to South Bend after her divorce and has taken a job at Notre Dame! She is lovely Peter, just like she was in high school. I think you should take her to dinner and see where this leads; she is perfect for you. Here is her number.”

Peter smirks and before he can reply, Chasten, now with both babies latched to her tits, says stridently, “ Peter, remind your mother that I am your wife and the mother of your children.”

“This,” Mother Buttigieg says sharply, waving her hands around, “Is just a phase. My son needs a real wife to get to the White House.”

“PETER, DEFEND YOUR WIFE,” says Chasten as the Secretary of Transportation and 2020(24?) Democratic Presidential sat, frozen, unsure how to negotiate this battle between the two most important women in his life.

“Fine, I can’t sit here and continue to be insulted,” Chasten says, unlatching the babies from her tits and dumping them in her husband’s arms.

Before she leaves, Chasten takes the platter of ham off the table and the pumpkin pie from the kitchen, going to the scrapbooking room and slamming the door.

As she continues to shovel in food, Peter knocks on the door. “GO SIT WITH YOUR MOTHER, YOU WIMP!” Yells Chasten.

As she sits in the scrapbooking room, scarfing down ham and pie, Chasten sees the scrapbook she’s been making. The title on the cover reads “Our Family.”

Tears fall from Chasten’s face as she turns on HGTV. Thank god there is a Fixer Upper marathon running for Thanksgiving. Joanna Gaines will soothe her.

by Anonymousreply 316November 26, 2022 3:19 AM

More R316 !

by Anonymousreply 317November 26, 2022 3:44 AM

Actually it’s funny that Pete’s mom never took the Buttigieg last name and she even gave Pete her last name as a middle name but then you have her son in law taking the last name when he’s not expected to.

by Anonymousreply 318November 26, 2022 8:57 AM

Chasten posted another pic with his son. It’s insane how clear the favouritism is with him, he’s always only posting pics of baby Gus.

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by Anonymousreply 319November 26, 2022 9:25 AM

It's insane how much you're obsessed with them. To see such mental illness on parade. Are you under a doctor's care?

by Anonymousreply 320November 26, 2022 10:03 AM

Chasten does have a light bulb head. Bless his heart.

by Anonymousreply 321November 26, 2022 10:41 AM

Pete hasn't lost any weight.

by Anonymousreply 322November 26, 2022 1:59 PM

Chasten is frosty with his religious hick family, and he’s also an obvious “wife,” so of course he takes someone else’s name.

by Anonymousreply 323November 26, 2022 4:34 PM

Two unfortunate looking gays, Pete needs to get a good job at some company and fade away.

by Anonymousreply 324November 26, 2022 5:20 PM

[quote] Peter smirks and before he can reply, Chasten, now with both babies latched to her tits, says stridently, “ Peter, remind your mother that I am your wife and the mother of your children.”

ROFL!!!

More! More!!

by Anonymousreply 325November 26, 2022 5:29 PM

How easily impressed you are. Smell your own farts much?

by Anonymousreply 326November 26, 2022 8:47 PM

a couple of dads

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by Anonymousreply 327December 6, 2022 1:17 AM

The cut of light bulb heads tux in that picture is sad.Was that shit off the rack? Did he not bother to get it fitted? Petes isnt that great either.Chasten may be a lovely person,but honey,shes plain.

by Anonymousreply 328December 6, 2022 1:33 AM

Chasten has a butt like a Black woman. He's smuggling Christmas hams under there!

by Anonymousreply 329December 6, 2022 1:45 AM

Closeup of the pic at r327

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by Anonymousreply 330December 6, 2022 1:49 AM

“Chasten has a butt like a Black woman” of course he must have some black genes, he gave birth to 2 black children

by Anonymousreply 331December 6, 2022 1:52 AM

Chasten knows how to move it!

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by Anonymousreply 332December 6, 2022 1:55 AM

Chasten beamed as she walked into the White House state dinner with her husband . If that bitch shift supervisor at Starbucks, Brenda, the one that didn’t want to give her the night off for her first date with Peter, could see her now!

Well you can, Brenda, in People Magazine-Chasten pitched a two page spread to them on the Buttigieg’s preparing for tonight!

Chasten felt someone staring at her. She looked up and saw that tramp intern Felipe, eye fucking her husband. How did he get in the White House?!?! Apparently Felipe is here as the escort of Donna Shalala, who got him the job with Peter.

Chasten vowed to keep an eye on that slut and Peter.

During dinner, Peter excused himself.

“Peter, where are you going?” Chasten asked.

“Honey excuse me, I need to discuss infrastructure,” said Peter. She couldn’t help but notice Felipe getting up quickly, as well as the judgmental eyes of their tablemates, Sally Quinn and Andrea Mitchell.

“You lost your husband again dear,” said Sally.

“He will be back,” said Chasten, as Andrea rolled her eyes and drank more wine.

30 minutes later, Peter returned to the table, flush, hair tousled, with a copy of the Washington Post under his arm. Felipe also returned to his table.

“Anything interesting in the Post today, bunny?” said Chasten witheringly to her husband, as Peter looked guilty and Sally Quinn cackled.

Chasten will have the last laugh, however. Peter will be getting her a she shed for the backyard and a new Roomba for this humiliation.

by Anonymousreply 333December 6, 2022 3:46 AM

Chasten is without a doubt the top in that relationship...trust me.

by Anonymousreply 334December 6, 2022 6:47 AM

More Chasten story time. How long are you R333 going to suck his dick?

by Anonymousreply 335December 6, 2022 7:39 AM

I feel like they bump bussies for 15 seconds then go to sleep.

by Anonymousreply 336December 6, 2022 7:47 AM

And where do you feel it when they bump bussies?

by Anonymousreply 337December 6, 2022 7:50 AM

Well done, r333

by Anonymousreply 338December 6, 2022 8:33 AM

Oh what a treasure R333, I'm cumming right now.

by Anonymousreply 339December 6, 2022 8:37 AM

Did Chasten ever get that Chrysler Town & Country he demanded from Pete after Pete’s dubious infrastructure-related trip to Palm Springs over Labor Day weekend?

by Anonymousreply 340December 6, 2022 1:14 PM

R340 It’s a Pacifica, darling.

Peter says electric cars are the future!

by Anonymousreply 341December 6, 2022 1:26 PM

Is Pete bringing the family to the New Year’s Eve infrastructure convention in Puerto Vallarta?

by Anonymousreply 342December 6, 2022 5:10 PM

R342 Only if you mean the "family" of interns:

Bryce, Tanner, Stevie, Max, Black Max, and Sawyer. I think Sawyer did his last internship at Hollister.

by Anonymousreply 343December 6, 2022 5:21 PM
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