What’s wrong with Tom Brady?

his balls?

I think he should’ve retired. He’s still young in the grand scheme of life, but a 45 year old is too old to be risking life and limb playing a violent sport like football.

Hope he’s okay.

He's just ordered another round of deflating the football.

Booze and dope is a serious health issue if it leads to that level of gauntness. Other serious health issues could be involved. Wow what happened to that guy?

He's got serious marital and family problems going on, Super G is up in NYC with the kids with no intention of coming down to FL anytime soon, to co-habitate with Tom. He seems pretty upset.

Booze and dope make most people the opposite of gaunt.

In addition to the marital issues, I think his body and brain are more wrecked than we realize. I suspect his health with deteriorate rapidly once TB finally retires.

Apparently he needs a nap because he’s getting his ass kicked by Miss QAaron Rodgers right now.

It’s not booze and dope. Brady has never been into either. I actually think he got some work done on his face.

His tranny Brazilian bruja's voodoo debt is finally being paid ... but with his life.

He does follow a very strict diet, I think his diet and also stress from personal issues are causing weight loss.

Meth

Maybe Giselle put her foot down on kissing their son and he’s in a depression

He needs to stop letting Gisele boss him around, telling him what to eat, say, do. She sounds like she is a massive cunt.

Tom Brady has always followed diets. Long before Giselle.

Eh, he had a SHIT-TON of plastic surgery/implants/skin work between his college days to now.

My sister and I always laugh about him asking the surgeon for the 'Kent McCord circa Adam-12" special. As the years have passed his work has become more and more apparent.

But unlike the REAL Kent McCord, Brady is getting the actual face he deserves.

Lack of butter and animal fat. When was the last time he had a steak?

He caught his wife's bulimarexia.

Brady is getting his ass kicked by Giselle. She's pissed he is still playing.

[quote]Tom Brady has always followed diets. Long before Giselle.

Not to the current extreme.

[quote]Brady is getting his ass kicked by Giselle. She's pissed he is still playing.

Doubt it. They aren’t even living together lately.

I think he still looks great in that picture. He's always had very high cheekbones.

He was just recently hanging out with our favorite chef Nick DiGiovanni.

Brady is latent homosexual. He's tortured by his attraction and wants to break free from the hetero life.

R25 = Tom's eldest son.

What is Brady’s skin color?

Sad last days.

He should have retired after 2021 when he won the SB and gone out on top.

Shad lash daysh!

Looks like they’re back in Florida. Well, the kids at least.

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R32 Yeah, I think she’s done with the relationship.

It seems so sudden. In just a few months, he’ll probably retire for good. I think even if they get back together now, they’ll eventually divorce. He’ll stay single for a few years, then get remarried and have a second family. He should’ve done what Jeter did and have the marriage/kids after retiring.

One of the most public mid-life crises in recent history.

This is a very vain and shallow man.

Agree r35. Obvious midlife identity crisis.

R34 I was thinking to myself just the other day that I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets married to some 20-something within the next few years if he gets divorced. He strikes me as the type to be scared to be single.

Heroin.

R38, I remember reading (probably on the DL) that people thought he was gay because he was never publicly linked with anyone until Moynihan. He was very devoted to football. Then his personal life exploded. He seems like he’s a good father, not sure about the husband part, but football is his identity. I definitely see a second marriage in his future.

Brady never should have left Boston. I cannot forgive him.

He has very feminine mannerisms and speaking patterns. I used to think he was gay but I think he's just not extremely butch for sports guy.

He looks like he has the aids.

The AIDS, Ronnie. Like Rock, he let the man go up the man’s……

He doesn't ping my gaydar. But, he could totally be a closet case. Who knows.

There are some men who are good fathers, but awful husbands.

He looks sinewy. Normally when athletes get depressed or closer to retirement or midlife crisis-ish or whatever, they balloon rather than shrink (because they are so used to huge intake of food that they burn off through sport). The fact that he looks SO gaunt makes me think this is actually some medical issue.

Have the media commented on it? I remember when Chadwick Boseman looked frail and they were radio silent, you could tell it was a private medical manner rather than the usual tawdriness.

The AIDS©?

[quote]This is a very vain and shallow man.

Vain, you say? He does have Libra rising, so...

I doubt he’d be playing if he was ill. I think Gisele cheated on him and that’s the real reason they’re separated. If it was him, I think she’d blab.

I haven't laughed this much in ages!

Too much Adderall. And that Brazilian tranny is sucking the life out of him.

He looks like those guys who obsessively diet and work out. Constantly. As in counting every damn calorie and never missing a two-a-day gym session. They think they have to do all of that, even though they don’t. So, yes, mental and emotional problems.

I wonder what Brady's weirdo trainer/guru/grifter has him doing these days.

It looks divorce may be on the horizon for Tom.

I agree Gisele is more handsome than beautiful but clearly not trans, if posters are being serious.

She said Brady is just not present when he's with her or the kids and she was putting up with it until he retired. Then he unretired and she cut him loose. Brady has the same gaunt look that Brad Pitt had after his split.

I get the vibe that both Tom and Gisele are fucked up in different ways. I feel sorry for their kids if that's the case. Tom's son with Bridget Moynihan is probably the one who will turn out normal.

Football is tough on the body. He should have retired.

But, I really believe that the thing with Gisele is actually a huge issue for him. Over the years, he's morphed clearly under her influence. Nothing short of his love for football would have have driven him to go against her wishes. Her leaving has probably left him somewhat a mess.

Age, cumulative effects from his weird diet, and stress due to marital problems has most likely taken it’s toll on his health and his on-field performance. He should have retired like he promised and could have gone out with his legacy and marriage intact. Now the GOAT is going to be remembered at the OLD goat who didn’t know when to quit. Forty-six isn’t old in RL but it is in football years. Bucc’s are playing like shit and he’s a big reason for their poor showing. Aaron Rogers is feeling his oats too but the Packers are still in the thick of it. This season could be HIs last. Young guns are taking over and watching them lead their more seasoned team mates to victory is exciting and FUN.

Needs animal protein. And he should retire.

Brady saying he was retiring and then announcing that he was returning to football was the straw that broke Giselle's back. She's had enough...and then a million other problems resulted from Brady's decision. She probably gave him hell on a list of other grievances and problems in the marriage that many people have. But when he went back on his word, his ass was cooked in her eyes, and she wasn't going to put up with it any longer.

Having said all that, it does seem like the notion of "divorce" came up very quickly. Supposedly, they were happy at the beginning of the year, then they weren't due to football--and likely many other issues of which we aren't aware.

I don’t believe it was just about him I retiring. She sent a message of support and then they were pictured vacationing together. Something else is going on.

r60 You really drank the Brady PR team koolaid if you think this is about not retiring.

He used to be hawt.

Oh, well.

He's in the middle of a family dispute. It's all emotional and he's not used to that or prepared for it.

Somebody here at the DL upthread or in a different thread, suggested said she's cheating on him.

That's very interesting because Gisele Bundchen, no matter her age, kids, can, indeed, trade-up from Brady.

A billionaire would see it as feather in his cap to fuck, and even marry, the ex of Tom Brady.

R65. Im sure she is. He is probably a nightmare, emotionally, to be married to.

He’s back to looking pretty damn good.

What’s wrong with him, OP?

A hardcore, middle aged crisis, experienced particularly, by narcissists.

I wonder if Brady is trying to de-throne the great George Blanda, who played for 26 years and retired at age 48 or 49 (sorry if my dates are a bit off).

I wonder if Brady is trying to de-throne the great George Blanda, who played for 26 years and retired at age 48 or 49 (sorry if my dates are a bit off).

His first son is going to be handsome, his kids with Giselle look like her.

The speed with which they separated and divorced is surprising.

I wonder what the real story is.

My first son has been handsome for years, and I express my appreciation.

I think Giselle really propped him up and was the secret to his continued success. You notice he doesn't say anything negative about her.

He seems dumb to me and Giselle seems smarter. She made him as popular as he is today, IMO.

r40, he is in fact NOT a good father. Good fathers don't put their careers over their children, especially when they have more than enough cover the necessities and then some. He legit chose more time away from his family and lied to their faces, over spending time with them. Good fathers don't do that. Football is clearly worth more to him than time with his kids before they age out of being home.

Tom Brady is more concerned with his wants than that of his kids.

Also, he needs to stop making out with his kids.

Is Gazelle on PrEP?