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Matt Rife is the Hottest Comedian

Stacked like a fitness model

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by Anonymousreply 275May 24, 2023 1:36 PM


by Anonymousreply 1September 22, 2022 11:39 PM


Go straight to porn. Stand-up comedy is only suitable for sociopaths.

by Anonymousreply 2September 22, 2022 11:49 PM

He’s very cocky, talks about how everyone says he is hot. Yet, I like him

by Anonymousreply 3September 22, 2022 11:50 PM

Tell us when he goes shirtless.

Will this obnoxious young stud get fat like Dane Cook.

by Anonymousreply 4September 22, 2022 11:58 PM

Reminds me of Bodega Bro.

by Anonymousreply 5September 23, 2022 12:01 AM

I see that!

by Anonymousreply 6September 23, 2022 12:14 AM

No. Just no.

by Anonymousreply 7September 23, 2022 12:16 AM

Hard to tell OP. He seems to hide his bod in a loose T-shirt.

by Anonymousreply 8September 23, 2022 12:53 AM

Get that shirt off!

Keep us entertained.

by Anonymousreply 9September 23, 2022 12:54 AM

Dude is stacked, I'll give him that.

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by Anonymousreply 10September 23, 2022 1:08 AM

[quote] Dude is stacked

Dude is stained.

by Anonymousreply 11September 23, 2022 1:18 AM

We talked extensively about him when he was dating that forty-something British actress that gets all of the good dick. I remember him having lots of shirtless pics online then.

by Anonymousreply 12September 23, 2022 1:36 AM

My type

by Anonymousreply 13September 23, 2022 1:40 AM

Anyone who does stand up comedy about how good looking they are, is not going to last in that business. Just sayin'.

His days are numbered.

Until he comes up with new material! that's universally relatable.

by Anonymousreply 14September 23, 2022 3:55 AM

Bodybuilding can do wonders for a stand-up comic's career!

by Anonymousreply 15September 23, 2022 4:11 AM

Naw. Bo Burnham. That's a tall drink of dick. But since I have a crush on him, he'll either destroy himself with plastic surgery or die young.

by Anonymousreply 16September 23, 2022 4:35 AM


I agree!

by Anonymousreply 17September 23, 2022 5:23 AM

Gen Z appreciates hot people capitalizing on their looks in a way elderly scoffers Don’t

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by Anonymousreply 18September 23, 2022 1:03 PM

Gen Z also likes TikTok.

That's all that really needs to be said.

by Anonymousreply 19September 23, 2022 3:46 PM

I like Gen Z

by Anonymousreply 20September 23, 2022 5:12 PM

R18 Self-Obsessed egomania.

None of that monologue shows any wit.

Why would people pay money for that?

by Anonymousreply 21September 23, 2022 9:32 PM

Toyboys should keep their mouth shut.

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by Anonymousreply 22September 23, 2022 9:53 PM

Oh I forgot DL hates hot people who are popular. It’s the knee jerk misery and envious response

by Anonymousreply 23September 23, 2022 9:54 PM

[quote] DL hates hot people who are popular

No, we hate hot people who think they're something that they're not. This skinny kid should be doing jerk-off videos.

by Anonymousreply 24September 23, 2022 10:07 PM

He’s not skinny nor a kid

by Anonymousreply 25September 24, 2022 2:17 AM

He's not funny at all. Interestingly, he cut his teeth doing his routines at black comedy clubs and being on Wild 'N Out. His "humor" is so corny and cringeworthy I don't know how he has survived this long.

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by Anonymousreply 26September 24, 2022 2:24 AM

Gen Z doesn't go to comedy clubs. No standup who wants to work and get booked is writing material for Gen Z. Millenials and up. It may change, it may not but for right now it's a fact.

by Anonymousreply 27September 24, 2022 2:27 AM


Everything in that clip was ugly!

by Anonymousreply 28September 24, 2022 2:28 AM

Big lips; skinny thighs.

by Anonymousreply 29September 24, 2022 3:01 AM

No hips. No thighs. No buttocks. No wit.

by Anonymousreply 30September 24, 2022 10:31 PM

Too cocky

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by Anonymousreply 31October 14, 2022 12:36 PM

Physically attractive people make lousy stand-ups.

The desperate need to win people over though being funny is a cornerstone of that profession.

Really pretty people never have to learn that skill.

by Anonymousreply 32October 14, 2022 12:47 PM

Eh, I like the scrawny, rich, UES, Jewish, Stanford comic Lucas something or other, but I’ll give him a follow.

by Anonymousreply 33October 14, 2022 12:47 PM

Boat trip

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by Anonymousreply 34October 23, 2022 4:59 AM

Can there be a DL bylaws addition that says every tik tok post should be posted to Imgur or the like instead of linking to tik tok. I just can’t / won’t get a tik tok account. That’s where my line has been drawn.

by Anonymousreply 35October 23, 2022 5:18 AM

I like Irish comic Dave Nihill, big guy, very funny.

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by Anonymousreply 36October 23, 2022 6:15 AM


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by Anonymousreply 37November 6, 2022 1:54 PM

Old, obvious jokes. Has a gym membership but is otherwise pretty average.

by Anonymousreply 38November 6, 2022 2:06 PM

He's hot

by Anonymousreply 39November 6, 2022 2:33 PM


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by Anonymousreply 40November 19, 2022 9:05 AM

[quote]Oh I forgot DL hates hot people who are popular. It’s the knee jerk misery and envious response


I hate hot people. "Hot people" aren't funny. But there are funny people who happen to be hot. It's a rarity. This guy ain't it.

Mark Normand is a funny guy who's "Hot."

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by Anonymousreply 41November 19, 2022 10:46 AM

Pt 2

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by Anonymousreply 42November 19, 2022 10:49 AM

R40 = witless and foul-mouthed.

by Anonymousreply 43November 20, 2022 10:41 PM

Matt Rife has lips made to suck cock and a body to be worshipped. He’s not super funny but I’d do all I could do to make him cum very very hard.

by Anonymousreply 44November 20, 2022 10:47 PM

[quote] body to be worshipped

From the waist up only.

He has sticks for legs.

by Anonymousreply 45November 20, 2022 10:49 PM

Mark is hot

by Anonymousreply 46November 20, 2022 10:52 PM

I don’t need to duck his legs. Just his dick and nips.

by Anonymousreply 47November 20, 2022 10:53 PM

For R46

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by Anonymousreply 49November 24, 2022 6:38 PM

Phil Hanley is hotter. And much funnier

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by Anonymousreply 50November 24, 2022 7:06 PM

Not to me

by Anonymousreply 51November 24, 2022 7:07 PM

Fuckable body but his face sometimes looks like a young Barry Manilow.

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by Anonymousreply 52November 24, 2022 7:12 PM

White dudes

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by Anonymousreply 53November 25, 2022 6:04 PM


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by Anonymousreply 54December 1, 2022 9:47 AM


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by Anonymousreply 56December 9, 2022 4:39 AM

Selling it

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by Anonymousreply 57December 10, 2022 12:34 AM

Tough sell yo make him happen.

Forgettable is not sexy, nor funny.

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by Anonymousreply 59December 11, 2022 8:11 PM

Big boy

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by Anonymousreply 60December 15, 2022 2:39 PM

Too bad he's not funny.

He reminds me of Dane cook without the moonscape face.

by Anonymousreply 61December 15, 2022 2:42 PM

Maybe. He’s pretty popular

by Anonymousreply 62December 15, 2022 2:55 PM

Agree R36 -- Nihill is very funny, very cute and his humor is a little smarter than most standups

by Anonymousreply 63December 15, 2022 2:58 PM

R36 He's cute and funny. I hope he makes lots of money so he can get his teef fixed.

by Anonymousreply 64December 15, 2022 3:01 PM

The burden of the hot comedian

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by Anonymousreply 65December 16, 2022 8:33 PM

Homies love him

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by Anonymousreply 66February 7, 2023 1:10 PM

Square jaw

by Anonymousreply 67February 9, 2023 1:43 PM

He claims to have been an uggo all his life until a late puberty transformed him into his current looks. I'd like to see the receipts on that. But assuming it's true, does he get a pass for growing up as a normal person? I'm torn.

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by Anonymousreply 68February 9, 2023 2:40 PM

R68 I seriously doubt this guy was ever ugly.

by Anonymousreply 69February 9, 2023 2:45 PM

I think Anthony Jeselnik is way hotter.

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by Anonymousreply 70February 9, 2023 3:03 PM

Matt actually is fun, especially great at spontaneous humor

by Anonymousreply 71February 10, 2023 12:48 PM

This is the weirdest looking guy. He looks like a butch lesbian.

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by Anonymousreply 72February 11, 2023 5:32 AM

Naw, he’s hot

by Anonymousreply 73February 12, 2023 12:16 AM

Not hot.

Phil Hanley is hot.

by Anonymousreply 74February 12, 2023 3:17 PM

Matt is known just because he’s hot. It’s the first thing people comment about him, and he knows it

by Anonymousreply 75February 12, 2023 4:48 PM


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by Anonymousreply 78February 18, 2023 2:13 PM

How many homophobic joks has he told?

by Anonymousreply 79February 18, 2023 2:39 PM

R36 clip is Hot AF! 🔥

by Anonymousreply 80February 18, 2023 2:43 PM

R70 - I love Anthony Jeselnik, but he looked much better without the beard.

Anyway, I find Drew Michael hot (and funny), but I suspect his angry approach is off-putting to most people.

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by Anonymousreply 81February 18, 2023 2:52 PM

I think he looks better with a beard, R81.

by Anonymousreply 82February 18, 2023 2:53 PM

Kate Beckensale’s man

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by Anonymousreply 84February 22, 2023 9:43 PM

Everyone loves a really well built stand-up comic!

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by Anonymousreply 87February 25, 2023 12:55 AM

Quite big tits

by Anonymousreply 88February 25, 2023 1:15 AM

Matty Rife is hot as motherfuckin' SHIT.

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by Anonymousreply 92March 4, 2023 2:07 PM

Funny, there is a thread on Mateo Lane and people think he is to queeny, but just as hot body-wise as this guy, yet most are tripping over his macho straight guy look how pretty I am routine.

by Anonymousreply 93March 4, 2023 2:19 PM

Masculinity matters duh

by Anonymousreply 94March 4, 2023 2:23 PM

You people are blind. He is so weird looking and looks plastic.

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by Anonymousreply 95March 4, 2023 2:24 PM

to queeny -

Oh Dear!

I Oh Deared myself

by Anonymousreply 96March 4, 2023 2:24 PM

[quote]R2: Stand-up comedy is only suitable for sociopaths.

R2 = Roseanne = "She would know."

by Anonymousreply 97March 4, 2023 2:26 PM

I need a big boy

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by Anonymousreply 98March 4, 2023 2:27 PM

Mother Rife = OP = Jocasta

by Anonymousreply 99March 4, 2023 2:27 PM

Who dat r100?

by Anonymousreply 100March 4, 2023 2:34 PM

He’d be great for a remake of the Addam’s Family.

by Anonymousreply 101March 4, 2023 2:39 PM

He looks llike the type of guy who would say "okay I will fuck you but I am not gay, just horny."

by Anonymousreply 102March 4, 2023 2:44 PM

And gay men would be, “sure papi.”

by Anonymousreply 103March 4, 2023 2:59 PM

R91 Ego much?

by Anonymousreply 104March 4, 2023 4:44 PM

I agree, r104. That did come off very egomaniacal when I heard it.

by Anonymousreply 105March 4, 2023 7:05 PM

But is that snippet out of context?

by Anonymousreply 106March 4, 2023 7:24 PM

R93 Mateo Lane isn't a very good comedian, though, and his moustache is awful.

by Anonymousreply 107March 4, 2023 8:51 PM

Matt Rife fulfills the hot jock and frat bro fantasy. Matteo does not

by Anonymousreply 108March 4, 2023 8:56 PM

R36- the ireland does not seem that woke to be gay

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by Anonymousreply 109March 4, 2023 8:58 PM

has anyone watched set free on netflix

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by Anonymousreply 110March 4, 2023 9:05 PM

Rocky Dale Davis

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by Anonymousreply 111March 5, 2023 5:05 AM

this insufferable bitch is doing stand up now

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by Anonymousreply 112March 5, 2023 8:09 PM

I like Rob Anderson.

by Anonymousreply 113March 5, 2023 9:37 PM

Matt Rife id actually fun. He is great at as lib interactions with the audience

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by Anonymousreply 115March 6, 2023 1:03 AM

R112 Who is she? What is she? Besides unfunny.

by Anonymousreply 116March 6, 2023 3:49 AM

* If there were more Luke Evanses in acting, perhaps this barrier would erode.

by Anonymousreply 117March 6, 2023 1:55 PM

I clicked on one of the flood of Matt Rife youtube links posted here and now get his videos offered to me. I will admit he has some pretty funny one-liners although I don't know that an entire show would be entertaining. He had one that went something like:

[quote]I haven't always looked like this. I was butt ugly until a couple years ago. If I had known I'd look like this, I wouldn't have bothered to develop a personality or be funny. What a waste of time.

by Anonymousreply 118March 6, 2023 2:07 PM

R117- wym by that post

by Anonymousreply 119March 6, 2023 2:16 PM

R113- i like him too

by Anonymousreply 120March 6, 2023 2:17 PM

R116- a hottie who sometimes post fun videos

by Anonymousreply 121March 6, 2023 2:19 PM

R112 Ugh yeah he's a dickhead. He had a few funny gay scientist videos, but is scraping the barrel now.

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by Anonymousreply 123March 8, 2023 1:52 AM

Halloween 🎃

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by Anonymousreply 124March 9, 2023 4:10 AM

I like Andrew Santino. Handsome, good comedy, gay friendly.

by Anonymousreply 125March 9, 2023 8:53 AM

Thanks R113 i didn't know about Rob Anderson. Love him, and easy on the eyes to boot!

by Anonymousreply 126March 9, 2023 12:38 PM

I find his face to be extremely feminine. It’s a turn-off.

by Anonymousreply 127March 9, 2023 1:19 PM

Rife has one of those faces where, at certain angles, he looks absolutely stunning, and at others, he looks freakishly weird.

by Anonymousreply 128March 9, 2023 1:34 PM

R125 he's a complete fraud, cheater, harasses club staff, total piece of shit who everyone hates and talks shit about in the scene. braggart. pathological liar.

by Anonymousreply 129March 9, 2023 1:46 PM

He's masculine pretty

by Anonymousreply 130March 9, 2023 1:47 PM

All the clips of him I've seen are audience interaction bits where he calls the male audience members "DAWG!" And handsome as he is, if you look closely you can see he has traces of a chinless shmoo face.

by Anonymousreply 131March 9, 2023 1:50 PM

Matt Rife had a ton of work done on his face. It’s money well spent as he looks nothing like his former self.

by Anonymousreply 132March 9, 2023 2:04 PM

R132 That makes sense. His face has an unnatural look to it.

What did he look like before?

by Anonymousreply 133March 9, 2023 2:08 PM

[quote] Rife has one of those faces where, at certain angles, he looks absolutely stunning, and at others, he looks freakishly weird.

It's the lighting.

'Course you can't depend on that light.

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by Anonymousreply 135March 10, 2023 2:26 PM

Little girls

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by Anonymousreply 136March 11, 2023 6:31 PM


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by Anonymousreply 137March 13, 2023 8:17 PM

Black adjacent

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by Anonymousreply 139March 23, 2023 2:01 AM

Not sure I like his looks. What did look like before?

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by Anonymousreply 140March 23, 2023 2:16 AM

He looks hot in still photos but in motion he's not too handsome and he does look he's had some weird work done, like - cheekbones. He kind of reminds me of Eric Roberts.

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by Anonymousreply 141March 23, 2023 2:39 AM

R50 That guy is HOT

by Anonymousreply 142March 23, 2023 2:49 AM

He’s hot. Period

by Anonymousreply 143March 23, 2023 3:02 AM

His face is a plastic surgery mess.

by Anonymousreply 144March 23, 2023 3:04 AM

Look at the even the beginning of two videos I posted R140, R141. You guys really think he's hot? I mean he's sort of cute/charming but that's it (for me).

by Anonymousreply 145March 23, 2023 3:06 AM

He’s hot. Move on.

by Anonymousreply 146March 23, 2023 3:09 AM

TikTok superstar

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by Anonymousreply 147March 23, 2023 3:10 AM

His face, smile and teeth are extremely feminine.

His obsession over his own looks is really off-putting.

by Anonymousreply 148March 23, 2023 3:11 AM

R146 Okay, conformist gay who needs everyone to think the same.

by Anonymousreply 149March 23, 2023 3:25 AM

Looks different here. Is this "before"?

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by Anonymousreply 150March 23, 2023 3:32 AM

R510 Oh, my God, the guy's had his whole face redone! Cheekbones, nose job, lips, chin implant.

by Anonymousreply 151March 23, 2023 10:20 AM

R150 I liked him better before all the work. He had a kind of cute nerdy look about him.

by Anonymousreply 152March 23, 2023 10:47 AM

Awwww so cute

by Anonymousreply 153March 23, 2023 12:34 PM

Matt's the kind of guy who will continue to mess with his face until he looks like those freakazoid French twins who started out so handsome, then ended up looking like extras in a nuclear fallout movie.

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by Anonymousreply 154March 23, 2023 1:31 PM

He's not all that funny. I think he's got a gift in that he's good at being spontaneous and riffing off of the audience, but what he says isn't really chuckle worthy.

by Anonymousreply 155March 23, 2023 1:32 PM

Build a Bear 🐻

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by Anonymousreply 156March 25, 2023 5:09 PM

R156 Stop trying to make him happen. He's not that funny.

by Anonymousreply 157March 25, 2023 5:11 PM

Agree 100% with r155. He seems like he’d be funny enough to be around in a social setting but that doesn’t make him stand-up worthy.

by Anonymousreply 158March 25, 2023 6:14 PM

I don't think all his ad-lib jokes witrh the audience members are real. Some of the people seem like shills. His jokes are too structured. Nobody's that good, ad-libbing.

by Anonymousreply 159March 26, 2023 12:45 AM

A lot of comedians are impeccable at extemporaneous comedy. Just watch an assortment of hot comedians on TikTok. They all are lightning quick with the comedic responses. Even Terri Joe is great at it

by Anonymousreply 160March 26, 2023 12:48 AM

That may be true of other comedians, and I think I can tell the difference. If you look at the clip at R156 and many other routines of his with audience members, there are too many convenient lines, or in the case of the clip - the prop. I doubt he came up the blow job line off the top of his head, it just seems like he's not even thinking. Even the best comedians will pause and think in order to come up with funny ad-libbed lines, or some of the lines won't land. All of his land and the timing is too good.

by Anonymousreply 161March 26, 2023 12:53 AM

He's playing 2 shows tomorrow night in Concord NH (the 2nd one is 21+). Venue seats 1300, both shows are sold out.

He does look like he's had weird work done on his face.

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by Anonymousreply 163March 27, 2023 1:49 AM

His attempt at a "blackcent" bothers me.

by Anonymousreply 164March 27, 2023 12:09 PM

He's definitely looking a bit plastic. He's not in Oli London territory yet, but give it time...

by Anonymousreply 165March 27, 2023 12:20 PM

He looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 166March 27, 2023 12:25 PM

Before and after

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by Anonymousreply 167March 27, 2023 3:48 PM

R167 He was adorable before. Now he just looks weird. Weird looking and not all that funny.

by Anonymousreply 168March 27, 2023 5:52 PM

Is anybody gay?

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by Anonymousreply 169March 28, 2023 8:37 AM

I hate how he laughs at everything he says

by Anonymousreply 170March 28, 2023 8:43 AM

R169 Ugh. The "black-cent," the lame gay jokes. This guy is definitely mediocre.

by Anonymousreply 171March 28, 2023 1:09 PM

"Black-cent"? Are you saying this guy does black jokes in "dialect"? Is this 1900? Does his put on Al Jolson makeup and white gloves?

by Anonymousreply 172March 28, 2023 1:48 PM

R172 Yes, that's what a "black-cent" is. And he might as well put on his Al Jolson makeup, based on that performance.

by Anonymousreply 173March 28, 2023 1:57 PM

His Only Fans Stand-Up special is hilarious.

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by Anonymousreply 174March 28, 2023 2:39 PM

R174 Stop trying to make him happen.

by Anonymousreply 175March 28, 2023 2:40 PM

R175 Tf? I stumbled on that comedy special a couple of months ago and personally found it funny. Hence the link in this thread. Ain't nobody trying to make him "happen." Have a seat.

by Anonymousreply 176March 28, 2023 2:44 PM

R176 Matt Rife's fangurl, still trying to make Matt Rife happen.

by Anonymousreply 177March 28, 2023 2:55 PM

M'kay, r177.

by Anonymousreply 178March 28, 2023 3:11 PM

Funny looking is not funny.

by Anonymousreply 179March 28, 2023 3:19 PM

Just watched him intro one of his vlogs and he's so botoxed his face is frozen from his mouth up to his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 180March 28, 2023 4:15 PM

I saw him a couple of weeks ago in Hollywood. He was pretty funny, and he did try to do some crowd work which he is known for. However, it's hard to hear the audience members in anything bigger than a comedy club.

He's attractive from afar. But getting close up, his nose is huge with cavernous nostrils.

by Anonymousreply 181March 28, 2023 4:25 PM

Some people from Ohio have a Southern accent - I knew a couple of people who did, but they were from Southern Ohio. Rife is from outside Columbus. He grew up in a village called North Lewisburg. Population 1,490. 97% white. (Acc. to Wikipedia.)

by Anonymousreply 182March 29, 2023 12:10 AM

Of course

by Anonymousreply 183March 29, 2023 12:18 AM

Samuel J Comroe is giving white Katt Williams

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by Anonymousreply 184March 29, 2023 1:22 AM

Nate Jackson

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by Anonymousreply 185March 29, 2023 3:15 PM

Gay men

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by Anonymousreply 186April 2, 2023 6:21 PM

I would love to swallow his jizz.

by Anonymousreply 187April 9, 2023 10:14 PM

R186 Where was the funny? Where was the joke?

All I heard was a white guy feigning a black accent and pandering to a crowd of drunk people.

by Anonymousreply 188April 10, 2023 11:42 AM

Does anyone else not hear the 'black accent'?

I listened to a portion of his special (that the clip is from). He's okay, maybe it's me but some of his humor seems like it was topical 30 years ago, and some of it is pretty cheesy.

by Anonymousreply 189April 10, 2023 11:48 AM

R189 His "blackcent" is pretty apparent.

by Anonymousreply 190April 10, 2023 11:51 AM

This guy isn't a comedian. He's a frat boy who knows his appeal is purely physical and who thinks saying things like, "That's what I'm talkin' about!" and "Fuck, yeah, you know it!" is stand-up comedy.

by Anonymousreply 191April 10, 2023 11:52 AM

R191 Don't get me started. Don't even get me started.

by Anonymousreply 192April 10, 2023 11:54 AM

R190 He just sound Midwestern to me.

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by Anonymousreply 193April 10, 2023 12:03 PM

He looks like an insufferable prisspot, and not my type at all.

by Anonymousreply 194April 10, 2023 12:08 PM

He has a twang mixed with urban hip hop accent

by Anonymousreply 195April 10, 2023 1:04 PM

R195 Yeah I can sort of hear it, now, but it's just certain words. Maybe I just know other white people (under 40) who accent some words like that so I didn't really notice it. I've looked at some of his intros to his videos and he just sounds like he's middle-American in those things.

I think he's kind of cute, his body is great, but he's defintiely botoxed and sort of weird looking in the face.

by Anonymousreply 196April 10, 2023 2:35 PM

Probably from being on Wild n Out with Nick Cannon. After listening to that mush mouth you lose brain cells.

by Anonymousreply 197April 10, 2023 7:50 PM

Love him!

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by Anonymousreply 198April 10, 2023 8:05 PM

I gotta get to his show

by Anonymousreply 199April 10, 2023 8:15 PM

Saw this tweet:

Matt Rife definitely has Botox injections. Just an observation

by Anonymousreply 200April 10, 2023 11:15 PM

Still hot

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by Anonymousreply 202April 19, 2023 9:10 PM

Does he have nice pits?

by Anonymousreply 203April 19, 2023 10:23 PM

R198 obnoxious.

by Anonymousreply 204April 19, 2023 10:26 PM

R203 I'm sure those have been reconstructed, too.

by Anonymousreply 205April 19, 2023 10:26 PM

R198 Again, where's the comedy? Where's the funny?

by Anonymousreply 206April 19, 2023 10:36 PM

Yes, I couldn't see any wit in that R198. The audience supplied all the material.

Edna Everage uses her audience to supply material but she gives more than Mr Rife.

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by Anonymousreply 207April 20, 2023 4:53 AM

This guy seriously makes Dane Cook seem funny.

by Anonymousreply 208April 20, 2023 5:09 AM

I just watched his special on Amazon and did not laugh once. In fact it made me angry that someone so unfunny would get a platform like this. How did he fail upwards like this? It’s not because of his looks because he’s ugly. He comes out looking like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo and starts off with a pool shrinkage joke. What is this, 1998? Plus he keeps throwing his head back and laughing at himself like he just said the most hilarious thing. So fake.

And don’t get be started on his pit stains. Get a better antiperspirant.

by Anonymousreply 209April 20, 2023 6:10 AM

His jokes are not intelligent at all. Very sophomoric and obvious jokes. People who break through to the big time often have great sets that say something, not just high school level fart jokes.

by Anonymousreply 210April 20, 2023 6:13 AM

He has a whole segment how good-looking he is and how hard it is to be this beautiful. I thought he was being ironic, like how Kathy Griffin says she’s the most beautiful girl at her school, but this fucker was being totally serious.

Comedy doesn’t work like that. You have to be self-deprecating and endearing so people will cheer for you instead of being an ego maniac where people will wish a downfall.

by Anonymousreply 211April 20, 2023 6:13 AM

Pass. I can do better than this fug. He isn't even funny.

by Anonymousreply 212April 20, 2023 6:15 AM

R207 Matt should watch hours of tapes of Dame Edna to learn how to riff of the audience and create actual comedy.

by Anonymousreply 213April 20, 2023 12:48 PM

R198 He starts out all "pro gay," the ends his stupid monologue with tired old homophobic butt fucking jokes.

by Anonymousreply 214April 20, 2023 12:50 PM

[quote] He has a whole segment how good-looking he is and how hard it is to be this beautiful. I thought he was being ironic, like how Kathy Griffin says she’s the most beautiful girl at her school, but this fucker was being totally serious.

It would work if he was honest about his plastic surgery and admitted that before he had work done, he was average at best. He's not ironic enough to give his comedy any edge. He's too much of a jockbro.

by Anonymousreply 215April 25, 2023 5:19 PM

Sexy AF

by Anonymousreply 216May 11, 2023 7:23 AM

OP has never seen Anthony Jeselnik, Mike Birbiglia, Demetri Martin, Bo Burnham, Kevin Hart, Greg Giraldo, Mitch Hedberg, Dane Cook, Jay Mohr, Henry Rollins, Jim Jeffries, John Oliver, Hayes MacArthur, Theo Von, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Chris Distefano, Andrew Santino, Brian Regan, Joe Rogan, Colin Quinn, Jeff Foxworthy, Nick Mullen, T.J. Miller, Jack Whitehall, Seth Meyers, Joel McHale, Deon Cole, Stephen Rannazzisi, Trevor Noah, Bryan Callen, Bowen Yang, Dave Ross, Whitmer Thomas, Adam Cayton-Holland, Daniel Tosh, and Chris D'Elia to name a few. All of them are much hotter that what's his face.

Hell, I wouldn't fuck Matt Rife with Wanda Sykes' dick.

by Anonymousreply 217May 11, 2023 11:55 AM

[quote]All of them are much hotter that what's his face.

Not according to Matt. His entire act is about how unbelievably good-looking he is. He keeps circling his face and says “You we’re not expecting THIS, right?”

by Anonymousreply 218May 11, 2023 5:13 PM

[QUOTE] This guy seriously makes Dane Cook seem funny.

Come on, now. He’s not THAT bad.

by Anonymousreply 219May 11, 2023 5:16 PM

The body may be hot, but that face is strange. Looks like lots of plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 220May 11, 2023 5:20 PM

Rory Scovel: Funny as fuck. Smart. Weird. Cute as hell. Not full of himself.

Rory Scovel: The total package.

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by Anonymousreply 221May 11, 2023 5:24 PM

Now that Rory fellow, he's the cat's meow!

by Anonymousreply 222May 11, 2023 8:14 PM

I'd jump his bones in a New York second.

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by Anonymousreply 223May 11, 2023 8:22 PM

R222 / R223 check out the Netflix special "Rory Scovel Tries Stand-Up for the First Time." It's laugh-out-loud hysterically funny from beginning to end. The first fifteen minutes of the set is the fucking weirdest, funniest start to a stand-up show I've ever come across. It's a delicious, fucked-up treat.

Here's another great watch at the link, too. An hour-long doc about a Rory Scovel five-night residency in Atlanta where every night's set was improvised. He. Is. Adorable.

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by Anonymousreply 224May 11, 2023 8:37 PM

Lachlan Patterson is hot. Matt Rife is not hot.

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by Anonymousreply 225May 12, 2023 12:07 AM

Matt is my type bro

by Anonymousreply 226May 12, 2023 9:29 AM

What's that, R226? He's got a pulse and he is breathing?

by Anonymousreply 227May 12, 2023 11:54 AM

Love his physique

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by Anonymousreply 229May 14, 2023 5:13 AM

Does he have Onlyfans?

Not interested if he doesn't have one

by Anonymousreply 230May 14, 2023 5:15 AM

Nevermind, just a twunk, not interested!

by Anonymousreply 231May 14, 2023 5:18 AM

Stop dudes

by Anonymousreply 232May 15, 2023 11:55 PM

Is r232 Matt ride?

by Anonymousreply 233May 16, 2023 1:59 AM

His whole "Gay?" exchanges aren't funny. They seem to be based around lazy stereotypes. And I know people who enjoy his comedy would say "but it's just a joke!" I get that, but it's not funny.

I'm not saying he's offensive, but good comedy needs a bit more intelligence about it, rather than going for the obvious jokes about butt fucking.

by Anonymousreply 234May 16, 2023 12:18 PM

I agree, but overall, he’s quite funny

by Anonymousreply 235May 16, 2023 12:29 PM

R235 Again, I ask, where is the funny?

by Anonymousreply 236May 16, 2023 12:59 PM

Ugly as sin.

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by Anonymousreply 237May 16, 2023 1:09 PM

lol. OP must be Matt. Butterface.

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by Anonymousreply 238May 16, 2023 1:09 PM

lol. OP must be Butterface Matt.

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by Anonymousreply 239May 16, 2023 1:10 PM

I seem to recall he looked better before the surgery. But maybe not.

I know some guys who are butt ugly that spend a lot of time in the gym as a way of improving what they've got. (Cause if we're honest, an ugly guy with a great body is a lot more likely to get a fuck than an ugly guy who's fat.) Maybe Matt thought he'd work on both.

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by Anonymousreply 241May 16, 2023 6:20 PM

I like Bill Burr

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by Anonymousreply 242May 17, 2023 6:02 PM

R241 Oh, this guy has Rife's shitty act down pat.

by Anonymousreply 243May 18, 2023 1:01 AM

Shemar Moore

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by Anonymousreply 244May 18, 2023 7:38 AM


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by Anonymousreply 245May 18, 2023 7:51 AM

You just know later that night of R244's clip that Matt was balls deep in Shemar.

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by Anonymousreply 247May 18, 2023 8:08 AM

R244 God, he's fucking annoying.

by Anonymousreply 248May 18, 2023 9:56 AM

Shemar is so hot

by Anonymousreply 249May 18, 2023 12:08 PM

I hear that Mr. Kate Jackson himself attended one of his shows.

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by Anonymousreply 250May 18, 2023 12:28 PM

eh he's good looking but overrated. He's fuckable looks-wise because the bar is so low for comedians

his cockiness is a turnoff

from some angles his nose looks weird

not sure how well he'll age. He seems 1 dimensional as a comic so far

Shemar Moore was embarrassing and probably drunk talking how pretty they both are. Maybe he is bi after all?

I do feel for Matt as his father was only 18-19 years older than him and committed suicide when he was a baby so they never knew each other.

by Anonymousreply 251May 19, 2023 6:37 AM

His cockiness may be a turnoff for you, but the masses love it, and it’s made him a TikTok superstar, along with his looks

by Anonymousreply 252May 19, 2023 10:42 AM

R252 "The masses," as in frat dudes, sorority chicks, and 30-something drunk girls who get drunk with their friends on a Friday night.

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by Anonymousreply 254May 19, 2023 11:01 AM

R254 Again, where's the comedy? Where's the funny?

by Anonymousreply 255May 19, 2023 11:05 AM

Hell, yeah!

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by Anonymousreply 256May 19, 2023 11:22 AM

R256 It looks like he just had another facial procedure. His face is tighter than a Beverly Hills housewife and his lips are blown up like Kimberly Gargoyle.

Hot body, butter face.

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by Anonymousreply 258May 20, 2023 3:50 PM

Max Eddy

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by Anonymousreply 259May 20, 2023 5:38 PM

Has he had face feminization surgery? Eek.

by Anonymousreply 260May 20, 2023 5:43 PM

For R230

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by Anonymousreply 262May 20, 2023 5:47 PM

Matt Rife doesn't exist! He's an AI creation.

by Anonymousreply 263May 20, 2023 5:48 PM

R263 If he was an AI creation, he'd have been made to actually be funny.

by Anonymousreply 264May 21, 2023 12:26 AM

R259 He's not funny, either.

by Anonymousreply 265May 21, 2023 12:28 AM

He’s fine

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by Anonymousreply 268May 24, 2023 8:15 AM

What is up with the lip injections?

He does look like he's had facial feminization surgery.

by Anonymousreply 269May 24, 2023 8:50 AM

I clicked on OP's post 3x and got Tik Tok commercials.

So, I googled "Matt Rife."

What a waste of one minute, 20 seconds.

You suck OP.

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by Anonymousreply 271May 24, 2023 12:36 PM

R267 He was much cuter before all the plastic surgery. Still not funny, though.

by Anonymousreply 272May 24, 2023 1:09 PM

Comedy is overflowing with mediocre white guys who think they are God's gift to comedy and who work the podcast and tour circuits with tired material.

The really innovators in American comedy who have moved the medium forward across tv, film, and live shows have always been black, Jewish, and gay people who observe this absurd world and report back.

Rife is not a revelation. He's more of the same mediocrity. He never had to hone his craft into something truly fresh and new because he found a workable formula that plays off his hot body (say what you will of his heavy facial features) and he's capitalizing off that. The only people who like him are those who want to have sex with him.

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by Anonymousreply 273May 24, 2023 1:29 PM

Somebody is a hater 😏🙄

by Anonymousreply 274May 24, 2023 1:35 PM

R274. No. It's just that Matt Rife isn't funny.

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