Stacked like a fitness model
Matt Rife is the Hottest Comedian
|by Anonymous||reply 275||May 24, 2023 1:36 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||September 22, 2022 11:39 PM|
Go straight to porn. Stand-up comedy is only suitable for sociopaths.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||September 22, 2022 11:49 PM|
He’s very cocky, talks about how everyone says he is hot. Yet, I like him
|by Anonymous||reply 3||September 22, 2022 11:50 PM|
Tell us when he goes shirtless.
Will this obnoxious young stud get fat like Dane Cook.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||September 22, 2022 11:58 PM|
Reminds me of Bodega Bro.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||September 23, 2022 12:01 AM|
I see that!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||September 23, 2022 12:14 AM|
No. Just no.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||September 23, 2022 12:16 AM|
Hard to tell OP. He seems to hide his bod in a loose T-shirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||September 23, 2022 12:53 AM|
Get that shirt off!
Keep us entertained.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||September 23, 2022 12:54 AM|
Dude is stacked, I'll give him that.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||September 23, 2022 1:08 AM|
[quote] Dude is stacked
Dude is stained.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||September 23, 2022 1:18 AM|
We talked extensively about him when he was dating that forty-something British actress that gets all of the good dick. I remember him having lots of shirtless pics online then.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||September 23, 2022 1:36 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||September 23, 2022 1:40 AM|
Anyone who does stand up comedy about how good looking they are, is not going to last in that business. Just sayin'.
His days are numbered.
Until he comes up with new material! that's universally relatable.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||September 23, 2022 3:55 AM|
Bodybuilding can do wonders for a stand-up comic's career!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||September 23, 2022 4:11 AM|
Naw. Bo Burnham. That's a tall drink of dick. But since I have a crush on him, he'll either destroy himself with plastic surgery or die young.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||September 23, 2022 4:35 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||September 23, 2022 5:23 AM|
Gen Z appreciates hot people capitalizing on their looks in a way elderly scoffers Don’t
|by Anonymous||reply 18||September 23, 2022 1:03 PM|
Gen Z also likes TikTok.
That's all that really needs to be said.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||September 23, 2022 3:46 PM|
I like Gen Z
|by Anonymous||reply 20||September 23, 2022 5:12 PM|
R18 Self-Obsessed egomania.
None of that monologue shows any wit.
Why would people pay money for that?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||September 23, 2022 9:32 PM|
Toyboys should keep their mouth shut.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||September 23, 2022 9:53 PM|
Oh I forgot DL hates hot people who are popular. It’s the knee jerk misery and envious response
|by Anonymous||reply 23||September 23, 2022 9:54 PM|
[quote] DL hates hot people who are popular
No, we hate hot people who think they're something that they're not. This skinny kid should be doing jerk-off videos.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||September 23, 2022 10:07 PM|
He’s not skinny nor a kid
|by Anonymous||reply 25||September 24, 2022 2:17 AM|
He's not funny at all. Interestingly, he cut his teeth doing his routines at black comedy clubs and being on Wild 'N Out. His "humor" is so corny and cringeworthy I don't know how he has survived this long.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||September 24, 2022 2:24 AM|
Gen Z doesn't go to comedy clubs. No standup who wants to work and get booked is writing material for Gen Z. Millenials and up. It may change, it may not but for right now it's a fact.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||September 24, 2022 2:27 AM|
Everything in that clip was ugly!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||September 24, 2022 2:28 AM|
Big lips; skinny thighs.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||September 24, 2022 3:01 AM|
No hips. No thighs. No buttocks. No wit.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||September 24, 2022 10:31 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||October 14, 2022 12:36 PM|
Physically attractive people make lousy stand-ups.
The desperate need to win people over though being funny is a cornerstone of that profession.
Really pretty people never have to learn that skill.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||October 14, 2022 12:47 PM|
Eh, I like the scrawny, rich, UES, Jewish, Stanford comic Lucas something or other, but I’ll give him a follow.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||October 14, 2022 12:47 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 34||October 23, 2022 4:59 AM|
Can there be a DL bylaws addition that says every tik tok post should be posted to Imgur or the like instead of linking to tik tok. I just can’t / won’t get a tik tok account. That’s where my line has been drawn.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||October 23, 2022 5:18 AM|
I like Irish comic Dave Nihill, big guy, very funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||October 23, 2022 6:15 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 37||November 6, 2022 1:54 PM|
Old, obvious jokes. Has a gym membership but is otherwise pretty average.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 6, 2022 2:06 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 6, 2022 2:33 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||November 19, 2022 9:05 AM|
[quote]Oh I forgot DL hates hot people who are popular. It’s the knee jerk misery and envious response
DL hates EVERYBODY.
I hate hot people. "Hot people" aren't funny. But there are funny people who happen to be hot. It's a rarity. This guy ain't it.
Mark Normand is a funny guy who's "Hot."
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 19, 2022 10:46 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 19, 2022 10:49 AM|
R40 = witless and foul-mouthed.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 20, 2022 10:41 PM|
Matt Rife has lips made to suck cock and a body to be worshipped. He’s not super funny but I’d do all I could do to make him cum very very hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||November 20, 2022 10:47 PM|
[quote] body to be worshipped
From the waist up only.
He has sticks for legs.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||November 20, 2022 10:49 PM|
Mark is hot
|by Anonymous||reply 46||November 20, 2022 10:52 PM|
I don’t need to duck his legs. Just his dick and nips.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||November 20, 2022 10:53 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 48||November 21, 2022 9:57 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 49||November 24, 2022 6:38 PM|
Phil Hanley is hotter. And much funnier
|by Anonymous||reply 50||November 24, 2022 7:06 PM|
Not to me
|by Anonymous||reply 51||November 24, 2022 7:07 PM|
Fuckable body but his face sometimes looks like a young Barry Manilow.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||November 24, 2022 7:12 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||November 25, 2022 6:04 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||December 1, 2022 9:47 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 55||December 8, 2022 12:59 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||December 9, 2022 4:39 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 57||December 10, 2022 12:34 AM|
Tough sell yo make him happen.
Forgettable is not sexy, nor funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||December 10, 2022 12:40 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||December 11, 2022 8:11 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 60||December 15, 2022 2:39 PM|
Too bad he's not funny.
He reminds me of Dane cook without the moonscape face.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||December 15, 2022 2:42 PM|
Maybe. He’s pretty popular
|by Anonymous||reply 62||December 15, 2022 2:55 PM|
Agree R36 -- Nihill is very funny, very cute and his humor is a little smarter than most standups
|by Anonymous||reply 63||December 15, 2022 2:58 PM|
R36 He's cute and funny. I hope he makes lots of money so he can get his teef fixed.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||December 15, 2022 3:01 PM|
The burden of the hot comedian
|by Anonymous||reply 65||December 16, 2022 8:33 PM|
Homies love him
|by Anonymous||reply 66||February 7, 2023 1:10 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||February 9, 2023 1:43 PM|
He claims to have been an uggo all his life until a late puberty transformed him into his current looks. I'd like to see the receipts on that. But assuming it's true, does he get a pass for growing up as a normal person? I'm torn.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||February 9, 2023 2:40 PM|
R68 I seriously doubt this guy was ever ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||February 9, 2023 2:45 PM|
I think Anthony Jeselnik is way hotter.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||February 9, 2023 3:03 PM|
Matt actually is fun, especially great at spontaneous humor
|by Anonymous||reply 71||February 10, 2023 12:48 PM|
This is the weirdest looking guy. He looks like a butch lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||February 11, 2023 5:32 AM|
Naw, he’s hot
|by Anonymous||reply 73||February 12, 2023 12:16 AM|
Phil Hanley is hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||February 12, 2023 3:17 PM|
Matt is known just because he’s hot. It’s the first thing people comment about him, and he knows it
|by Anonymous||reply 75||February 12, 2023 4:48 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 76||February 15, 2023 12:10 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 77||February 18, 2023 2:09 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 78||February 18, 2023 2:13 PM|
How many homophobic joks has he told?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||February 18, 2023 2:39 PM|
R36 clip is Hot AF! 🔥
|by Anonymous||reply 80||February 18, 2023 2:43 PM|
R70 - I love Anthony Jeselnik, but he looked much better without the beard.
Anyway, I find Drew Michael hot (and funny), but I suspect his angry approach is off-putting to most people.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||February 18, 2023 2:52 PM|
I think he looks better with a beard, R81.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||February 18, 2023 2:53 PM|
Kate Beckensale’s man
|by Anonymous||reply 83||February 21, 2023 1:33 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 84||February 22, 2023 9:43 PM|
Everyone loves a really well built stand-up comic!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||February 22, 2023 9:48 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 86||February 23, 2023 3:05 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 87||February 25, 2023 12:55 AM|
Quite big tits
|by Anonymous||reply 88||February 25, 2023 1:15 AM|
Matty Rife is hot as motherfuckin' SHIT.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||February 25, 2023 1:18 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||February 26, 2023 1:16 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 91||March 4, 2023 1:54 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 92||March 4, 2023 2:07 PM|
Funny, there is a thread on Mateo Lane and people think he is to queeny, but just as hot body-wise as this guy, yet most are tripping over his macho straight guy look how pretty I am routine.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||March 4, 2023 2:19 PM|
Masculinity matters duh
|by Anonymous||reply 94||March 4, 2023 2:23 PM|
You people are blind. He is so weird looking and looks plastic.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||March 4, 2023 2:24 PM|
to queeny -
I Oh Deared myself
|by Anonymous||reply 96||March 4, 2023 2:24 PM|
[quote]R2: Stand-up comedy is only suitable for sociopaths.
R2 = Roseanne = "She would know."
|by Anonymous||reply 97||March 4, 2023 2:26 PM|
I need a big boy
|by Anonymous||reply 98||March 4, 2023 2:27 PM|
Mother Rife = OP = Jocasta
|by Anonymous||reply 99||March 4, 2023 2:27 PM|
Who dat r100?
|by Anonymous||reply 100||March 4, 2023 2:34 PM|
He’d be great for a remake of the Addam’s Family.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||March 4, 2023 2:39 PM|
He looks llike the type of guy who would say "okay I will fuck you but I am not gay, just horny."
|by Anonymous||reply 102||March 4, 2023 2:44 PM|
And gay men would be, “sure papi.”
|by Anonymous||reply 103||March 4, 2023 2:59 PM|
R91 Ego much?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||March 4, 2023 4:44 PM|
I agree, r104. That did come off very egomaniacal when I heard it.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||March 4, 2023 7:05 PM|
But is that snippet out of context?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||March 4, 2023 7:24 PM|
R93 Mateo Lane isn't a very good comedian, though, and his moustache is awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||March 4, 2023 8:51 PM|
Matt Rife fulfills the hot jock and frat bro fantasy. Matteo does not
|by Anonymous||reply 108||March 4, 2023 8:56 PM|
R36- the ireland does not seem that woke to be gay
|by Anonymous||reply 109||March 4, 2023 8:58 PM|
has anyone watched set free on netflix
|by Anonymous||reply 110||March 4, 2023 9:05 PM|
Rocky Dale Davis
|by Anonymous||reply 111||March 5, 2023 5:05 AM|
this insufferable bitch is doing stand up now
|by Anonymous||reply 112||March 5, 2023 8:09 PM|
I like Rob Anderson.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||March 5, 2023 9:37 PM|
Matt Rife id actually fun. He is great at as lib interactions with the audience
|by Anonymous||reply 114||March 5, 2023 9:42 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 115||March 6, 2023 1:03 AM|
R112 Who is she? What is she? Besides unfunny.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||March 6, 2023 3:49 AM|
* If there were more Luke Evanses in acting, perhaps this barrier would erode.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||March 6, 2023 1:55 PM|
I clicked on one of the flood of Matt Rife youtube links posted here and now get his videos offered to me. I will admit he has some pretty funny one-liners although I don't know that an entire show would be entertaining. He had one that went something like:
[quote]I haven't always looked like this. I was butt ugly until a couple years ago. If I had known I'd look like this, I wouldn't have bothered to develop a personality or be funny. What a waste of time.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||March 6, 2023 2:07 PM|
R117- wym by that post
|by Anonymous||reply 119||March 6, 2023 2:16 PM|
R113- i like him too
|by Anonymous||reply 120||March 6, 2023 2:17 PM|
R116- a hottie who sometimes post fun videos
|by Anonymous||reply 121||March 6, 2023 2:19 PM|
R112 Ugh yeah he's a dickhead. He had a few funny gay scientist videos, but is scraping the barrel now.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||March 6, 2023 9:39 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 123||March 8, 2023 1:52 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 124||March 9, 2023 4:10 AM|
I like Andrew Santino. Handsome, good comedy, gay friendly.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||March 9, 2023 8:53 AM|
Thanks R113 i didn't know about Rob Anderson. Love him, and easy on the eyes to boot!
|by Anonymous||reply 126||March 9, 2023 12:38 PM|
I find his face to be extremely feminine. It’s a turn-off.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||March 9, 2023 1:19 PM|
Rife has one of those faces where, at certain angles, he looks absolutely stunning, and at others, he looks freakishly weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||March 9, 2023 1:34 PM|
R125 he's a complete fraud, cheater, harasses club staff, total piece of shit who everyone hates and talks shit about in the scene. braggart. pathological liar.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||March 9, 2023 1:46 PM|
He's masculine pretty
|by Anonymous||reply 130||March 9, 2023 1:47 PM|
All the clips of him I've seen are audience interaction bits where he calls the male audience members "DAWG!" And handsome as he is, if you look closely you can see he has traces of a chinless shmoo face.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||March 9, 2023 1:50 PM|
Matt Rife had a ton of work done on his face. It’s money well spent as he looks nothing like his former self.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||March 9, 2023 2:04 PM|
R132 That makes sense. His face has an unnatural look to it.
What did he look like before?
|by Anonymous||reply 133||March 9, 2023 2:08 PM|
[quote] Rife has one of those faces where, at certain angles, he looks absolutely stunning, and at others, he looks freakishly weird.
It's the lighting.
'Course you can't depend on that light.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||March 9, 2023 3:29 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 135||March 10, 2023 2:26 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 136||March 11, 2023 6:31 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 137||March 13, 2023 8:17 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 138||March 14, 2023 10:05 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 139||March 23, 2023 2:01 AM|
Not sure I like his looks. What did look like before?
|by Anonymous||reply 140||March 23, 2023 2:16 AM|
He looks hot in still photos but in motion he's not too handsome and he does look he's had some weird work done, like - cheekbones. He kind of reminds me of Eric Roberts.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||March 23, 2023 2:39 AM|
R50 That guy is HOT
|by Anonymous||reply 142||March 23, 2023 2:49 AM|
He’s hot. Period
|by Anonymous||reply 143||March 23, 2023 3:02 AM|
His face is a plastic surgery mess.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||March 23, 2023 3:04 AM|
Look at the even the beginning of two videos I posted R140, R141. You guys really think he's hot? I mean he's sort of cute/charming but that's it (for me).
|by Anonymous||reply 145||March 23, 2023 3:06 AM|
He’s hot. Move on.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||March 23, 2023 3:09 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 147||March 23, 2023 3:10 AM|
His face, smile and teeth are extremely feminine.
His obsession over his own looks is really off-putting.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||March 23, 2023 3:11 AM|
R146 Okay, conformist gay who needs everyone to think the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||March 23, 2023 3:25 AM|
Looks different here. Is this "before"?
|by Anonymous||reply 150||March 23, 2023 3:32 AM|
R510 Oh, my God, the guy's had his whole face redone! Cheekbones, nose job, lips, chin implant.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||March 23, 2023 10:20 AM|
R150 I liked him better before all the work. He had a kind of cute nerdy look about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||March 23, 2023 10:47 AM|
Awwww so cute
|by Anonymous||reply 153||March 23, 2023 12:34 PM|
Matt's the kind of guy who will continue to mess with his face until he looks like those freakazoid French twins who started out so handsome, then ended up looking like extras in a nuclear fallout movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||March 23, 2023 1:31 PM|
He's not all that funny. I think he's got a gift in that he's good at being spontaneous and riffing off of the audience, but what he says isn't really chuckle worthy.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||March 23, 2023 1:32 PM|
Build a Bear 🐻
|by Anonymous||reply 156||March 25, 2023 5:09 PM|
R156 Stop trying to make him happen. He's not that funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||March 25, 2023 5:11 PM|
Agree 100% with r155. He seems like he’d be funny enough to be around in a social setting but that doesn’t make him stand-up worthy.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||March 25, 2023 6:14 PM|
I don't think all his ad-lib jokes witrh the audience members are real. Some of the people seem like shills. His jokes are too structured. Nobody's that good, ad-libbing.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||March 26, 2023 12:45 AM|
A lot of comedians are impeccable at extemporaneous comedy. Just watch an assortment of hot comedians on TikTok. They all are lightning quick with the comedic responses. Even Terri Joe is great at it
|by Anonymous||reply 160||March 26, 2023 12:48 AM|
That may be true of other comedians, and I think I can tell the difference. If you look at the clip at R156 and many other routines of his with audience members, there are too many convenient lines, or in the case of the clip - the prop. I doubt he came up the blow job line off the top of his head, it just seems like he's not even thinking. Even the best comedians will pause and think in order to come up with funny ad-libbed lines, or some of the lines won't land. All of his land and the timing is too good.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||March 26, 2023 12:53 AM|
He's playing 2 shows tomorrow night in Concord NH (the 2nd one is 21+). Venue seats 1300, both shows are sold out.
He does look like he's had weird work done on his face.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||March 26, 2023 2:04 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 163||March 27, 2023 1:49 AM|
His attempt at a "blackcent" bothers me.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||March 27, 2023 12:09 PM|
He's definitely looking a bit plastic. He's not in Oli London territory yet, but give it time...
|by Anonymous||reply 165||March 27, 2023 12:20 PM|
He looks fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||March 27, 2023 12:25 PM|
Before and after
|by Anonymous||reply 167||March 27, 2023 3:48 PM|
R167 He was adorable before. Now he just looks weird. Weird looking and not all that funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||March 27, 2023 5:52 PM|
Is anybody gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 169||March 28, 2023 8:37 AM|
I hate how he laughs at everything he says
|by Anonymous||reply 170||March 28, 2023 8:43 AM|
R169 Ugh. The "black-cent," the lame gay jokes. This guy is definitely mediocre.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||March 28, 2023 1:09 PM|
"Black-cent"? Are you saying this guy does black jokes in "dialect"? Is this 1900? Does his put on Al Jolson makeup and white gloves?
|by Anonymous||reply 172||March 28, 2023 1:48 PM|
R172 Yes, that's what a "black-cent" is. And he might as well put on his Al Jolson makeup, based on that performance.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||March 28, 2023 1:57 PM|
His Only Fans Stand-Up special is hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||March 28, 2023 2:39 PM|
R174 Stop trying to make him happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||March 28, 2023 2:40 PM|
R175 Tf? I stumbled on that comedy special a couple of months ago and personally found it funny. Hence the link in this thread. Ain't nobody trying to make him "happen." Have a seat.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||March 28, 2023 2:44 PM|
R176 Matt Rife's fangurl, still trying to make Matt Rife happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||March 28, 2023 2:55 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 178||March 28, 2023 3:11 PM|
Funny looking is not funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||March 28, 2023 3:19 PM|
Just watched him intro one of his vlogs and he's so botoxed his face is frozen from his mouth up to his eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||March 28, 2023 4:15 PM|
I saw him a couple of weeks ago in Hollywood. He was pretty funny, and he did try to do some crowd work which he is known for. However, it's hard to hear the audience members in anything bigger than a comedy club.
He's attractive from afar. But getting close up, his nose is huge with cavernous nostrils.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||March 28, 2023 4:25 PM|
Some people from Ohio have a Southern accent - I knew a couple of people who did, but they were from Southern Ohio. Rife is from outside Columbus. He grew up in a village called North Lewisburg. Population 1,490. 97% white. (Acc. to Wikipedia.)
|by Anonymous||reply 182||March 29, 2023 12:10 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 183||March 29, 2023 12:18 AM|
Samuel J Comroe is giving white Katt Williams
|by Anonymous||reply 184||March 29, 2023 1:22 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 185||March 29, 2023 3:15 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 186||April 2, 2023 6:21 PM|
I would love to swallow his jizz.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||April 9, 2023 10:14 PM|
R186 Where was the funny? Where was the joke?
All I heard was a white guy feigning a black accent and pandering to a crowd of drunk people.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||April 10, 2023 11:42 AM|
Does anyone else not hear the 'black accent'?
I listened to a portion of his special (that the clip is from). He's okay, maybe it's me but some of his humor seems like it was topical 30 years ago, and some of it is pretty cheesy.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||April 10, 2023 11:48 AM|
R189 His "blackcent" is pretty apparent.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||April 10, 2023 11:51 AM|
This guy isn't a comedian. He's a frat boy who knows his appeal is purely physical and who thinks saying things like, "That's what I'm talkin' about!" and "Fuck, yeah, you know it!" is stand-up comedy.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||April 10, 2023 11:52 AM|
R191 Don't get me started. Don't even get me started.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||April 10, 2023 11:54 AM|
R190 He just sound Midwestern to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||April 10, 2023 12:03 PM|
He looks like an insufferable prisspot, and not my type at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||April 10, 2023 12:08 PM|
He has a twang mixed with urban hip hop accent
|by Anonymous||reply 195||April 10, 2023 1:04 PM|
R195 Yeah I can sort of hear it, now, but it's just certain words. Maybe I just know other white people (under 40) who accent some words like that so I didn't really notice it. I've looked at some of his intros to his videos and he just sounds like he's middle-American in those things.
I think he's kind of cute, his body is great, but he's defintiely botoxed and sort of weird looking in the face.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||April 10, 2023 2:35 PM|
Probably from being on Wild n Out with Nick Cannon. After listening to that mush mouth you lose brain cells.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||April 10, 2023 7:50 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 198||April 10, 2023 8:05 PM|
I gotta get to his show
|by Anonymous||reply 199||April 10, 2023 8:15 PM|
Saw this tweet:
Matt Rife definitely has Botox injections. Just an observation
|by Anonymous||reply 200||April 10, 2023 11:15 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 201||April 11, 2023 10:27 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 202||April 19, 2023 9:10 PM|
Does he have nice pits?
|by Anonymous||reply 203||April 19, 2023 10:23 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 204||April 19, 2023 10:26 PM|
R203 I'm sure those have been reconstructed, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||April 19, 2023 10:26 PM|
R198 Again, where's the comedy? Where's the funny?
|by Anonymous||reply 206||April 19, 2023 10:36 PM|
Yes, I couldn't see any wit in that R198. The audience supplied all the material.
Edna Everage uses her audience to supply material but she gives more than Mr Rife.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||April 20, 2023 4:53 AM|
This guy seriously makes Dane Cook seem funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||April 20, 2023 5:09 AM|
I just watched his special on Amazon and did not laugh once. In fact it made me angry that someone so unfunny would get a platform like this. How did he fail upwards like this? It’s not because of his looks because he’s ugly. He comes out looking like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo and starts off with a pool shrinkage joke. What is this, 1998? Plus he keeps throwing his head back and laughing at himself like he just said the most hilarious thing. So fake.
And don’t get be started on his pit stains. Get a better antiperspirant.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||April 20, 2023 6:10 AM|
His jokes are not intelligent at all. Very sophomoric and obvious jokes. People who break through to the big time often have great sets that say something, not just high school level fart jokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||April 20, 2023 6:13 AM|
He has a whole segment how good-looking he is and how hard it is to be this beautiful. I thought he was being ironic, like how Kathy Griffin says she’s the most beautiful girl at her school, but this fucker was being totally serious.
Comedy doesn’t work like that. You have to be self-deprecating and endearing so people will cheer for you instead of being an ego maniac where people will wish a downfall.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||April 20, 2023 6:13 AM|
Pass. I can do better than this fug. He isn't even funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||April 20, 2023 6:15 AM|
R207 Matt should watch hours of tapes of Dame Edna to learn how to riff of the audience and create actual comedy.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||April 20, 2023 12:48 PM|
R198 He starts out all "pro gay," the ends his stupid monologue with tired old homophobic butt fucking jokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||April 20, 2023 12:50 PM|
[quote] He has a whole segment how good-looking he is and how hard it is to be this beautiful. I thought he was being ironic, like how Kathy Griffin says she’s the most beautiful girl at her school, but this fucker was being totally serious.
It would work if he was honest about his plastic surgery and admitted that before he had work done, he was average at best. He's not ironic enough to give his comedy any edge. He's too much of a jockbro.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||April 25, 2023 5:19 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 216||May 11, 2023 7:23 AM|
OP has never seen Anthony Jeselnik, Mike Birbiglia, Demetri Martin, Bo Burnham, Kevin Hart, Greg Giraldo, Mitch Hedberg, Dane Cook, Jay Mohr, Henry Rollins, Jim Jeffries, John Oliver, Hayes MacArthur, Theo Von, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Chris Distefano, Andrew Santino, Brian Regan, Joe Rogan, Colin Quinn, Jeff Foxworthy, Nick Mullen, T.J. Miller, Jack Whitehall, Seth Meyers, Joel McHale, Deon Cole, Stephen Rannazzisi, Trevor Noah, Bryan Callen, Bowen Yang, Dave Ross, Whitmer Thomas, Adam Cayton-Holland, Daniel Tosh, and Chris D'Elia to name a few. All of them are much hotter that what's his face.
Hell, I wouldn't fuck Matt Rife with Wanda Sykes' dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||May 11, 2023 11:55 AM|
[quote]All of them are much hotter that what's his face.
Not according to Matt. His entire act is about how unbelievably good-looking he is. He keeps circling his face and says “You we’re not expecting THIS, right?”
|by Anonymous||reply 218||May 11, 2023 5:13 PM|
[QUOTE] This guy seriously makes Dane Cook seem funny.
Come on, now. He’s not THAT bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||May 11, 2023 5:16 PM|
The body may be hot, but that face is strange. Looks like lots of plastic surgery.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||May 11, 2023 5:20 PM|
Rory Scovel: Funny as fuck. Smart. Weird. Cute as hell. Not full of himself.
Rory Scovel: The total package.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||May 11, 2023 5:24 PM|
Now that Rory fellow, he's the cat's meow!
|by Anonymous||reply 222||May 11, 2023 8:14 PM|
I'd jump his bones in a New York second.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||May 11, 2023 8:22 PM|
R222 / R223 check out the Netflix special "Rory Scovel Tries Stand-Up for the First Time." It's laugh-out-loud hysterically funny from beginning to end. The first fifteen minutes of the set is the fucking weirdest, funniest start to a stand-up show I've ever come across. It's a delicious, fucked-up treat.
Here's another great watch at the link, too. An hour-long doc about a Rory Scovel five-night residency in Atlanta where every night's set was improvised. He. Is. Adorable.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||May 11, 2023 8:37 PM|
Lachlan Patterson is hot. Matt Rife is not hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||May 12, 2023 12:07 AM|
Matt is my type bro
|by Anonymous||reply 226||May 12, 2023 9:29 AM|
What's that, R226? He's got a pulse and he is breathing?
|by Anonymous||reply 227||May 12, 2023 11:54 AM|
Love his physique
|by Anonymous||reply 228||May 12, 2023 11:06 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 229||May 14, 2023 5:13 AM|
Does he have Onlyfans?
Not interested if he doesn't have one
|by Anonymous||reply 230||May 14, 2023 5:15 AM|
Nevermind, just a twunk, not interested!
|by Anonymous||reply 231||May 14, 2023 5:18 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 232||May 15, 2023 11:55 PM|
Is r232 Matt ride?
|by Anonymous||reply 233||May 16, 2023 1:59 AM|
His whole "Gay?" exchanges aren't funny. They seem to be based around lazy stereotypes. And I know people who enjoy his comedy would say "but it's just a joke!" I get that, but it's not funny.
I'm not saying he's offensive, but good comedy needs a bit more intelligence about it, rather than going for the obvious jokes about butt fucking.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||May 16, 2023 12:18 PM|
I agree, but overall, he’s quite funny
|by Anonymous||reply 235||May 16, 2023 12:29 PM|
R235 Again, I ask, where is the funny?
|by Anonymous||reply 236||May 16, 2023 12:59 PM|
Ugly as sin.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||May 16, 2023 1:09 PM|
lol. OP must be Matt. Butterface.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||May 16, 2023 1:09 PM|
lol. OP must be Butterface Matt.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||May 16, 2023 1:10 PM|
I seem to recall he looked better before the surgery. But maybe not.
I know some guys who are butt ugly that spend a lot of time in the gym as a way of improving what they've got. (Cause if we're honest, an ugly guy with a great body is a lot more likely to get a fuck than an ugly guy who's fat.) Maybe Matt thought he'd work on both.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||May 16, 2023 1:13 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 241||May 16, 2023 6:20 PM|
I like Bill Burr
|by Anonymous||reply 242||May 17, 2023 6:02 PM|
R241 Oh, this guy has Rife's shitty act down pat.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||May 18, 2023 1:01 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 244||May 18, 2023 7:38 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 245||May 18, 2023 7:51 AM|
You just know later that night of R244's clip that Matt was balls deep in Shemar.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||May 18, 2023 8:02 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 247||May 18, 2023 8:08 AM|
R244 God, he's fucking annoying.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||May 18, 2023 9:56 AM|
Shemar is so hot
|by Anonymous||reply 249||May 18, 2023 12:08 PM|
I hear that Mr. Kate Jackson himself attended one of his shows.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||May 18, 2023 12:28 PM|
eh he's good looking but overrated. He's fuckable looks-wise because the bar is so low for comedians
his cockiness is a turnoff
from some angles his nose looks weird
not sure how well he'll age. He seems 1 dimensional as a comic so far
Shemar Moore was embarrassing and probably drunk talking how pretty they both are. Maybe he is bi after all?
I do feel for Matt as his father was only 18-19 years older than him and committed suicide when he was a baby so they never knew each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||May 19, 2023 6:37 AM|
His cockiness may be a turnoff for you, but the masses love it, and it’s made him a TikTok superstar, along with his looks
|by Anonymous||reply 252||May 19, 2023 10:42 AM|
R252 "The masses," as in frat dudes, sorority chicks, and 30-something drunk girls who get drunk with their friends on a Friday night.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||May 19, 2023 10:44 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 254||May 19, 2023 11:01 AM|
R254 Again, where's the comedy? Where's the funny?
|by Anonymous||reply 255||May 19, 2023 11:05 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 256||May 19, 2023 11:22 AM|
R256 It looks like he just had another facial procedure. His face is tighter than a Beverly Hills housewife and his lips are blown up like Kimberly Gargoyle.
Hot body, butter face.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||May 19, 2023 11:25 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 258||May 20, 2023 3:50 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 259||May 20, 2023 5:38 PM|
Has he had face feminization surgery? Eek.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||May 20, 2023 5:43 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 261||May 20, 2023 5:46 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 262||May 20, 2023 5:47 PM|
Matt Rife doesn't exist! He's an AI creation.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||May 20, 2023 5:48 PM|
R263 If he was an AI creation, he'd have been made to actually be funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||May 21, 2023 12:26 AM|
R259 He's not funny, either.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||May 21, 2023 12:28 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 266||May 22, 2023 1:30 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 267||May 24, 2023 8:06 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 268||May 24, 2023 8:15 AM|
What is up with the lip injections?
He does look like he's had facial feminization surgery.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||May 24, 2023 8:50 AM|
I clicked on OP's post 3x and got Tik Tok commercials.
So, I googled "Matt Rife."
What a waste of one minute, 20 seconds.
You suck OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||May 24, 2023 8:55 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 271||May 24, 2023 12:36 PM|
R267 He was much cuter before all the plastic surgery. Still not funny, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||May 24, 2023 1:09 PM|
Comedy is overflowing with mediocre white guys who think they are God's gift to comedy and who work the podcast and tour circuits with tired material.
The really innovators in American comedy who have moved the medium forward across tv, film, and live shows have always been black, Jewish, and gay people who observe this absurd world and report back.
Rife is not a revelation. He's more of the same mediocrity. He never had to hone his craft into something truly fresh and new because he found a workable formula that plays off his hot body (say what you will of his heavy facial features) and he's capitalizing off that. The only people who like him are those who want to have sex with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||May 24, 2023 1:29 PM|
Somebody is a hater 😏🙄
|by Anonymous||reply 274||May 24, 2023 1:35 PM|
R274. No. It's just that Matt Rife isn't funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||May 24, 2023 1:36 PM|