Pair up these four queens

Henry and Jake will perform for my pleasure, while Chris and Andrew can go fuck behind a Honey's dumpster, because who the hell cares.

*Shoney's. Sorry!

Chris Evans is a queen?

I would take Chris Evans before the other three. He just seems like a nice person overall.

Jake is handsome but appears to be a complete bitch.

Andrew was charming as Spiderman but for some reason is off-putting otherwise. And I usually like nerds.

Henry is boring.

I could see Chris and Andrew together, building a cabin in the woods and kayaking naked at dawn. Jake and Henry would be the A-list couple who are always having screaming matches after their elegant candlelit suppers.

I’d like to see Henry bottoming for Chris

Henry and Jake were reputedly an actual thing once, weren't they?

I doubt it, one of those Keram Malicki Sanchez stupid fake rumors

FYI cause i know one of you will bring this up

Henry Cavill - Taurus; Jake Gyllenhaal - Sagittarius, Chris Evans - Gemini, Andrew Garfield - Leo

So Andrew is the best in the sack. Got it.

I don't think it was a KMS rumor. It was reported that while making Prince of Persia in England, JG would fly to Dublin every weekend to meet Cavill, then a just a supporting character in a tv show, the Tudors, being shot in Ireland. It was all quite specific and didn't the Prince of Persia director say something that implied it, after the film bombed?.

It turns me on thinking about how Jake came inside Henry (allegedly).

Henry Cavill, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Chris Evans in a three-way while Andrew Garfield runs the cameras.

Henry lubes up his big thick cock...

while these three bottoms beg him to fuck their bussies

Andrew Garfield plays with his titties and fingers his bussy, because he's always the last to get fucked.

Chris and Jake have both big teeth. They should be couple.

Andrew and me. He is the Queen of Hearts from this pack. The others can do what they will.

Me and Andrew. I used to like Jake as much, hunkwise, but Andrew is a much more interesting actor. I'll bet he's terrific in bed.

Hahaha. I just WWed myself at r16. I really do like Andrew Garfield much more than the rest of them.

- r20

This awful "art" thing needs to go away. SO unattractive it makes everyone.

Cavill has a foreskin and Garfield and Gyllenhaal are Jewish. So, pair Chris Evans with Cavill.