I want to have a threesome with the Chatto brothers.

Sam Chatto is super hot.

So is Arthur.

Daddy was a looker too, when he was younger.

The boys look so handsome sitting behind Harry and Meghan.

Sam seemed to be giving Harry the evil eye. Lol.

Strike a pose...

Sam Chatto is a cutie, but past peak ripeness. James, Viscount Severn, is more my speed.

Sam is gorgeous.

Their cousin is comedian Mae Martin.

Is Sam gay?

I get some vibes from him.

Will they be starting their own website and call it Chatto-bate?

Princess Margaret would have shown those men off. She'd have one lighting her cigarettes and the other wheeling her into parties. It'd be a Saffy and Eddie type of thing is how I imagine it. Sam would be lighting the cigarettes, pouring her drinks, and being her confidante and Arthur would maneuver the wheelchair what for his braun and just stand near it while Margaret did her Margaret thing what for her royal cuntitude.

Their mother has a great sense of style. She's elegant. I dig her. Lovely looking lady, naturally pretty with nice hair.

Funny how Princess Margaret's children and grandchildren are so low key considering what a hellion Princess Margaret was.

Sam is a ceramacist.

What's a ceramacist?

Is that another word for "rich boy hobby?"

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What in the hell kind of name is CHATTO?

Is it Italian?

They look "special"

[quote] Their mother has a great sense of style. She's elegant. I dig her. Lovely looking lady, naturally pretty with nice hair.

She’s the best-dressed in the family by far, but gets none of the press or attention, which is probably how she likes it. I would enjoy hearing Margaret’s scathing and bitchy commentary on her sister’s grandchildren and their spouses, all of whom Margaret would have considered beyond tacky and common (although she might have been fond of Zara’s husband for being himself).

They've got nice hair, but if it wasn't for their connection to royalty, they'd be nothing special.

That side of the family has always had an artistic bent, if you follow.

Their father is an actor who played Prince Andrew in a movie about Charles and Diana.

Awkward.

They've got nice hair, but if it wasn't for their connection to royalty, they'd be nothing special.

Are you Stevie Wonder or just a moron?

Their grandfather on their mother's side was bi and quite good looking

Someone do a thread on what Princess Margaret would say about the state of affairs within the royal family if she were alive

Well, his mother was a daft, stark raving lunatic so one isn't surprised the dumb ginger one married a common negress actress. Catherine does well for the daughter of an air stewardess one supposes, but neither are suitable.

Great hair!

When one first met the brown actress, I mistook her for the help and put my cigarette out on her polyester twinset. Oops.

R7, he's 14.

What’s up with those knees in R2's pic?

Racism, pedophilia, bad taste, and shallowness: Another great morning on DL. Welcome to the neighborhood!

OP, could you make that a foursome. I wanna play.

Looks like the DL pedos are out in full force this morning. What happened? Was your NAMBLA retreat postponed?

They are 26 and 23.

Their father played a snobby partygoer at the ball thrown by Audrey fforbes-Hamilton after her return to the manor in the lat episode of “Two the Manor Born”. He was very attractive but with overly-fine features which probably didn’t age very well.

The younger son, Sam, looks quite like him.

[quote]Their grandmother Princess Margaret was gorgeous.

You mean the Jewish manicurist?

[quote] The younger son, Sam, looks quite like him.

Believe it or not, Sam is actually the older brother.

Although he looks like he's younger than Arthur.

Sam is 26 (b. 1996). Arthur is 23 (b. 1999).

But Arthur is more muscular and masculine looking. Sam is more lean and twinkish.

In this photo, Arthur (younger) is on the left and Sam (older) is on the right. But you wouldn't think so.

Why is Sam kissing Harry? And vice-versa.

Arthur is just looking on.... lol.

Arthur is quite FIT.

Fit Fat

Not fat, R38.

Just FIT.

Such displays are inappropriate for the King’s first cousin once removed!

[quote] What’s up with those knees in R2?

Clit knees.

[quote] [R7], he's 14

Quite. He’s at peak ripeness which, of course, makes his flowing juices of the right consistency to caress the skin and to make the jump from pool party to his first small role with a line or two.

Sam looks very young. Arthur is gorgeous.

If Auntie Margot were still alive, that minx Meghan wouldn't be let in the front gate.

[quote] What’s up with those knees in [R2]?

Maybe he spends a lot of time on them?