What happens after the Queen's funeral on Monday?

Can it be, that life was so simple then?

Charles has a nervous breakdown and is admitted to hospital where he'll be seen yelling at the shrubbery.

Charles would NEVER yell at shrubbery. He's very careful about how he talks to plants.

Back to work.

The best case scenario would be for Horsemilla to croak!

When has Princess Anne ever been obscure? She was always the ballsiest Royal.

Let's try that again..

Pretty sure Charles' next 3 months can be summed up as:

1. UK roadshow, 3-4 weeks, ending with a few days in Northern Ireland and a stop in Dublin along the way home.

2. Visits to every Commonwealth nation where he's the monarch, almost certainly saving Canada for last (after the Caribbean) because...

3. after Canada, he'll end with a visit to California to visit the grandkids & boost the family's brand name, followed by an overnight stay at the White House. Then head home, and hide from everyone for a week.

They're going to dig her up, rip off her panties, spread her legs and let The Data Lounge Royals Trolls fuck her one last time.

Markle goes in for the kill while Charles is happy and vulnerable.

Crass and not remotely funny, R9.

You think the hundreds of Royals Troll Threads here are funny? But it's SO YOU. You MUST BE entertained.

Princess Charlotte convenes her advisors to fine tune her strategy to become Queen by mid century.

[quote]When has Princess Anne ever been obscure? She was always the ballsiest Royal.

When her would be kidnappers ordered her out of her limo, she said "No" and refused to move.

[quote] When her would be kidnappers ordered her out of her limo, she said "No" and refused to move.

I never believed that. I think decided to use a cleaner version for the public. Anne undoubted said to the would be kidnapper, "Fuck off, you cunt."

According to her driver she said

“I don’t bloody think so.”

Which sounds a lot like something a young Anne would say.

The abolish the monarchy movement will grow exponentially.

Kate sends a selfie wearing the Vladimer Tiara to M.

When I first read R18, I wondered why the Princess of Wales would send a selfie to Meryl! Took a second for me to cotton on. 😄

Stop posting a bunch of shit OP

I wanna know more. I can’t get enough of the royals

As H&M leave, each member of the assembled Royal Family tells Meghan to give their love to her father.

Young George demands Angela Kelly stay on as his dresser and fashion guide.

Edward will finally come out of the closet.

Charles will spend the rest of the week talking to his plants about the stresses of the past week and Camilla will be damned happy she doesn't have to listen to him whining for a change.

At 72, Anne will finally get a flattering hair-do.

Camilla will sleep for a week.

Charles will get plastered.

They all kick off their shoes and have a rousing game of Ibble Dibble, of course

We find out whether Charles will make Edward Duke of Edinburgh or not.

[quote] We find out whether Charles will make Edward Duke of Edinburgh or not.

Oh, seriously R29?

Looks like Edward and Anne could be in line for a promotion!

Chaz made Wills PoW really fast. Why Eds is not DoE yet is a question.

Next stop.... MY coronation!

Charles wants focus on Camilla and himself. Then on William and Kate and their brood. I think only Anne will be allowed any significant role in public life. He pretty much wants all the rest of the family to fuck off and be invisible. A few of them will surface at the coronation, but after that they'll never be heard of again.

[quote] Charles wants focus on Camilla and himself. Then on William and Kate and their brood. I think only Anne will be allowed any significant role in public life. He pretty much wants all the rest of the family to fuck off and be invisible.

I will not be ignored, Charles!!

FUCK YOU OP FOR STARTING ANOTHER FUCKING THREAD ABOUT THIS WHITE TRASH FAMILY.

Forgive us, R35, for indulging in a thread too many regarding the death of a historic figure, and the consequences of said demise.

We will post something about an obscure bar or turkey meatballs to placate you, our most esteemed DataLounger. We’d hate to lose you.

Charles is going through all his mother's coats and dresses looking for cash.

Camilla is going through the Queen's Launer purse collection, tossing out used tissues and drinking from the mini bottles of Gin and Vodka.

[quote] Charles is going through all his mother's coats and dresses looking for cash.

OMG R37, that is so funny but so GHETTO!!!

Only the trashiest people do shit like that.

[quote] Camilla is going through the Queen's Launer purse collection

The Queen left all the marmalade sandwiches there, just for Cammie.

I say we pick up that old coffin and drag the old gal around for another 10 days or so of mourning!

Could do R40. She's not rotting. She was gutted after she died. Embalming don't you know. Put her in the circus why not. Another 70 years on the road.

How lovely, R41.

You know, R40, I could see a residency in Las Vegas...if the royals get strapped for cash...